masturbation thread answers any questions you want >gender

>>25103404
bonus questions
>what your kinks/fetishes
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
>what the weirdest thing you came to
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories

b u m p

>gender
female
>ethincity/country
white usa
>sexual orientation
bicurious
>current age
24
>age you started
~4 accidentally figured out how to orgasm
>the reason you started
felt so good i became addicted. didn't associate it with sex until i was 8 tho
>how often you masturbate
between zero and seven days a week. it truly varies
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
probably a couple of weeks when I'm super busy
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
25+ min most of the time is finding content to masturbate to
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
a minute and over 8 hours
>details of how you masturbate
I do clit stimulation and press down over my pussy lips with my left hand or use toys. I usually cum laying on my stomach or my side if i want some nipple play
if I'm horny enough i might finger myself a bit.
>do you make any noise or a mess
heavy breathing and light moaning. I'm not messy unless I'm deliberately trying to be by putting something in my pussy.
>what toys do you use
go tos are hitachi and lelo vibe
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I like anal with a partner and god yes
>place you like to masturbate
in bed
>were you ever caught or had any close calls
my dad walked in on me once, but luckily as i mentioned i masturbate on my stomach. I also usually do it mostly dressed. so i just laid there with my arm under my body while he put my clean clothes on my dresser.
bonus questions
>what are your kinks
ddlg, incest, rapeplay, big tits, lactation, age gap, innocence etc
>what do you use to help you masturbate
porn and asstr or literotica (erotica for my more perverted kinks...)
>what the weirdest thing you came to
fake snuff prob

>>25104065
how did you accidentally learned to orgasm?

>>25104398
Probably playing around with my privates as a toddler....? It's really not uncommon.

>>25103404
>gender
M
>country
Slovakia
>sexual orientation
Has a heartbeat.
>current age
19
>age you started/got horny
~8
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
I guess experimentation. Was a long time ago so I can't really tell you details.
>how often you masturbate
On average once a day.
>what's the longest you've gone without masturbating
3 months and counting.
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
Used to be about 15 minutes, however in the past year it used to be about an hour or 2.
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest would be in a minute, longest about 16 hours.
>details of how you masturbate
Tape a vibe on my dick and then either read some smut, some doujins or look at pictures.
>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
Not much. Or at least I hope so. Have a roll of toilet paper near me for any mess that occurs.
>what toys/home made object you use
Only a bullet vibrator.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I did try with fingers but didn't really enjoy it. Have some toys on the road so I might give it another try.
>place you like to masturbate, in home/outside
I don't really have any other place except in front of my computer.
>what are all the places you masturbated in home/outside
Vast majority of the time I keep it in my room. Only about 2 or 3 times I did it in a school's toilet stall.
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
Not that I remember.
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
I guess the first one. The other one that felt really good was when I first time came only by vibrations.
>will you post: pics, pics of your genitals, the last thing you came to, contact, or more stories
Isn't there enough dicks posted already?

>>25104513
No kik?

>>25104521
kik is nonijod, however I have no idea what is there to talk about.

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>gender
M
>ethincity/country
UK
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
21
>age you started/got horny
12/13
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
Played with myself since I was like 8, only discovered jerking off at like 13
>how often you masturbate
Every other day, give or take
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
One month when I was traveling around the continent with a friend and staying in hostels.
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
30mins - 1hour
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
3 hours and like 5 mins probably
>details of how you masturbate
I use my hand on my penis untill it makes white stuff come out
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
I cum like a fucking firehose so I need to catch it with tissues when I;m on the edge.
>what toys/home made object you use
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
nope
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
at home, sitting down
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
bedroom, livingroom, bathroom
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
caught once camming with a girl, not fun.
>what your kinks/fetishes
incest, tall/big women, JOI
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn and hentai. I need audio otherwise I can't cum easily
>what the weirdest thing you came to
Some fucked up hentai
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
cant remeber. Though this one time i was camming with the same girl and I literally did not stop cumming for like 30 seconds
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
Have a peen

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>>25104559
nice dick

>>25104828
Thanks brah. Nice naruto character

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gender
male
>ethincity/country
white-USA
>sexual orientation
Straigh-ish? done a bit of experimintation
>current age
24
>age you started/got horny
8-10 probably
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
middle school
>how often you masturbate
3-4 times a week
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
maybe a few years when i was in a long term relationship and didn't need to
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
25 minutes - an hour
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
shortest is like a minute, longest like 12 hours
>details of how you masturbate
Used to just fap like normal, however I literally just got into anal masturbation
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
some noises, always clean up paper towels or tissue paper
>what toys/home made object you use
since i just got into anal masturbation I've been using a sharpie
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes and yes
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
at home always
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
sometimes i used to in my car when i would get out of work at 3am other than that just home
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
yeah caught by parents a few times idk if that counts.
what your kinks/fetishes
Ass slaping, gender reversal, bondage
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
some porn, some hentail, some erotic stories, mix it all up really
>what the weirdest thing you came to
scat i would say and that was only one time usually find it revolting.
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
Solo....probably when i first came, nothing like the first time. Non solo would have to be with the girl who got me into bondage as i found it incredibly hot.

>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
sure idc
This is me and the last thing i came in contact with

>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Scandinavian
>sexual orientation
Pansexual
>current age
52
>age you started/got horny
Was always interested in sex, but got VERY focused at age 11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
11
>how often you masturbate
Up to 6-7 times a week depending if I have any other action
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
Less than a week
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
5-10 minutes
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
1 hour+
>details of how you masturbate
Full hand stroking the shaft, letting the foreskin do its job
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
If I'm alone I like to
>what toys/home made object you use
I have a loli pussy/ass, but i rarely use because of all the work with preparation and cleaning
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Yes and yes
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
Anywhere, really. Prefer a bed
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
Anywhere, almost. Workplace toilets etc.
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
Multiple close calls by relatives. Never busted.

>>25103423
>bonus questions
>what your kinks/fetishes
Anal, hairy milfs, twinks, scat, fisting/insertion, preteens
>what use to help masturbate: porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
Porn tubes and the abovementioned sex toy
>what the weirdest thing you came to
My then 6 year old niece's ass (while she was sleeping)
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
One of the first times I banged my pussy toy

>>25107320
kik?

>>25103404
>>gender
Male

>>ethincity/country
Caucasian/Canada

>>sexual orientation
Hetero

>>current age
34

>iage you started/got horny
Like 4 or 5 I discovered grinding my dick into the couch cushions felt good.

>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
huI had seen money shots in porn and knew about masturbating. I got hard and fapped until one day I did it to completion. Was weird; didn't know what was happening until the pop.

>>how often you masturbate
Like a couple times a month or less. Depression sucks..

> longest you gone without masturbating
I've gone months before. Again, see statement above.

>>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
2 hours. I get obsessed with finding the perfect material.

>>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
I like to spend a lot of time edging so like 6 hours. In my teens, probably 20 seconds!

>>details of how you masturbate
I used to use moisturizer as lube. Then I'd pull back my foreskin and stroke the head of my cock. It gave me really intense, geyser like orgasms. Now I just pretty much jerk off dry.

>>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
Depends. I'm usually pretty quiet on my own. If it's been a while, I usually cum buckets and need serious cleanup tools. Unless I just jerk into a condom for convenience.

>>what toys/home made object you use
Like I said, once in a while I'll use some kind of lube. I have a tingling, fire and ice sort of lube. I've used vibes in the past.

>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've fingered my ass in the past. Cumming with a finger in there feels really good but it's not an all the time thing with me.

>>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
Home? Pretty much everywhere. I've jerked at work, in public bathrooms and once in an open field.

>places you masturbated in home/outside
see above

>>ever caught or had any close calls
Mom caught me watching porn once. Good times. Also had a close call with sister barging in.

>gender
fm
>ethincity/country
white.usa
>sexual orientation
straight?
>current age
18
>age you started/got horny
14 (accidently found rule 34)
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
at 10 i saw my brother masturbating.
i wanted to try it.
>how often you masturbate
about 2 times a week or more.
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
..1 year..
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
half a hour.
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest is a hour,shortest is 12 minutes.
>details of how you masturbate
i use a dildo in my ass while i finger myself.
>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
im very quiet. all i make are small mewls. and no.
>what toys/home made object you use
i brought a medium dildo and 2 vibrators.
>did you try anal,and do you like it
fuck yeah
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
in bed mostly.
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
nope c;

>>25107682
bonus questions

>kinks/fetishes
Alt/Goth girls, Barely legal/naive, Girl/Girl, Skirts/Stockings, Glasses, Cosplay/Roleplay, MFF

>what do you use to help masturbate :
Usually porn but sometimes I like hentai or erotic stories. Erotic audio is super hot too. Cyber is fun when I have time.

>what the weirdest thing you came to
Probably my sister's teen friends or very passable traps.

>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
I had a combination BJ/HJ That made me see stars and planets. I came in huge spurts and was shaking afterwards.

>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
There's enough dicks on here. I doubt anyone wants to talk to me.

>gender
m
>ethincity/country
asian/USA
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
27
>age you started/got horny
started ~5, wasn't horny, just felt nice (later learned what i was doing was masturbation). started getting horny ~11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
probably accident/felt nice
>how often you masturbate
at least twice a day
>what's the longest you've gone without masturbating
~1 week
>what is your average time spent masturbating
~25 min, mostly looking. actual time is probably 5-10 min.
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2hr/2min
>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
barely any noise. maybe slightly heavier breathing. usually cum on pubic area/below belly button. easy to clean up with tissues.
>what toys/home made object you use
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
have not tried
>place you like to masturbate
home in bed
>were you ever caught or had any close call
never caught (at least not deer in headlights encounter). typical close encounters with parents deciding to come into my room.

>gender
m
>ethincity/country
white
>sexual orientation
str8
>current age
28
>age you started/got horny
11
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
I don't remember
>how often you masturbate
1,1 times a day
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
2months
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
15minutes
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
8h/2min
>details of how you masturbate
the usual up and down with some porn. Sometimes some ass paly
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
no noise usually, I cum on my belly and clean up
>what toys/home made object you use
I have an anal plug
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes i like it
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
I've done it in a lot of places, but usually in front of my pc
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
living room, bedroom, bathroom, school bathroom, nature, train
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
idk about caught but i had many close calls
>what your kinks/fetishes
femdom, footjobs atm
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
almost anything, but mostly porn
>what the weirdest thing you came to
idk seen a lot of weird shit
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
solo but only because i had one of those long hour jerks.
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
last thing i came to was a kik joi

>>25107801
atm?

>>25104065
Hawt. Kik me if you're interested in a hand with that. barroll

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>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
Negro American
>sexual orientation
Bi
>current age
20
>age you started/got horny
I think around age 11 or so
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
I used to just lotion my dick up for shits and giggles, one day I ended up rubbing the head of my dick and boom
>how often you masturbate
Usually 1 or 2 times a day
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
4 months
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
Like 5 minutes
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest was around 30 seconds, longest was around 45 minutes
>details of how you masturbate
Either the regular palm grip dry or reverse palm grip (Idk what it's actually called, my thumb points towards my balls and I stroke the head) with lube
>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
I usually don't make much noise aside from a slight moan or something when I cum. I usually eat my loads but lately I've been accidentally shooting on my chest. Usually an oozer.
>what toys/home made object you use
I made a flashlight at one point, never really used it that much
>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've tried it, I want to do it more
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
In my bed or computer chair
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
Above, also done it on my back porch and in my kitchen
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
I got caught a few times by my mom in the past
>what your kinks/fetishes
Just about anything involving cum
>what use to help masturbate
Porn or hentai
>what the weirdest thing you came to
Someone making macaroni salad in their ass
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
First time I came with my finger in my ass, I was twitching for a while and kind of passed out afterwards. Felt super fucking good
>will you post pics
Sure

>>gender
Fem
>>ethincity/country
British
>>sexual orientation
I think I straight
>>current age
18
>>age you started/got horny
12
>>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
No friends, new city, puberty? Idk. Fascination.
>>how often you masturbate
once a week..?
>>what the longest you gone without masturbating
a year.
>>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
20 minutes? 2:30 mins with toys.
>>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
10 seconds longest 1hr.
>>details of how you masturbate
The usual. Sometimes, If I am lucky, vibrators.
>>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
I am a squealer and moaner. I only squirt when I cum. I clean up with a towl and tissue.
>>what toys/home made object you use
shower head. (it's broken now)
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes and I did not.
>>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
My own room/ bathroom.
>>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
My bed. The bathroom.
>>were you ever caught or had any close calls
Well, I can only cum when my boyfriend is watching me.

>gender
Male
>ethincity/country
White
>sexual orientation
Straight
>current age
18
>age you started/got horny
Idk probably like 14 ish
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
Sex. Ed.
>how often you masturbate
2-3x a week
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
3 weeks
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
10-15 mins
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
Shortest: 3-4min. Longest: 4 hours
>details of how you masturbate
Hand
>do you make any noise or a mess/clean up
Rarelt some soft moans, cleaning with a tissue
>what toys/home made object you use
None
>did you try anal,and do you like it
Never tried and not going to
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
Bedroom, Bathroom
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
Bedroom, Bathroom
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
Never (as far as I know)

>>25109610
(I caught you...)

>>25109613
Exposed

>>25109602
>what your kinks/fetishes
BDSM. Male Dom. smol with big. Goreporn.
>what use to help masturbate:porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
My boyfriend being on a skype call. Lolis. Porn.
>what the weirdest thing you came to
I have only ever came to my boyfriend so...
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
Me being fucked on the bathroom sink. Squirt soooo many times.
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
no pics. Stories if asked.

>what your kinks/fetishes
Asian (smol preferred), BDSM, kinda into loli stuff
>what use to help
Porn, sometimes stories to start off with
>what the weirdest thing you came to
Some rape stories probably
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
Solo (lmao virgin)

>>25109641
>what was
tell the fucking story.

>>25109649
Skype with gf

>>25109655
what happened? :3

>>25109667
I came and she came

>>25109671
Moar info jesus.

>>25109703
You were there you autist

>>25109711
I wanna know!!!

>gender
m
>ethincity/country
mixed/us
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
2
>age you started/got horny
very young cant remember
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
had babysitters whos daughters always wantes to pkay house and i had to be the dad cause i was the only boy. me amd the oldest go under the covers in the bed and she pkays with my dick
>how often you masturbate
3-4 times a day more or less
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
3 weeks
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
idk whenever i get the chance really
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
5 hours
>details of how you masturbate
i used to use my wrist to rub my shaft when i first started but after the first time i actually came i used a blanket to basically fuck. now ive got a pocket pussg
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
dont make a sound
only mess was cum getting in my fuck blanket
>what toys/home made object you use
pocket pussy or blanket
>did you try anal,and do you like it
i dont hate it and it feels better but too afraid to cause what if theres poo
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
room
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
my room the living room the kitchen bathroom garage under a bridge once in a school bathroom more than once at work
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
theres usually 7-8 people in my house so yeab

>gender M
>ethincity/country White/US
>sexual orientation Flaming bisexual
>current age 23
>age you started/got horny Forever ago? I suppose maybe like 8 or 9
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate Got bored, played with my dick, came all over myself. Enjoyed that sensation, rinse and repeat.
>how often you masturbate 2-3 days usually
>what the longest you gone without masturbating Couple months
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating 1-2 hours, give or take.
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating longest was 6 hours straight, no breaks. Shortest was probably within 2-3 minutes.
>details of how you masturbate Foreskin is really useful. I just kinda whack it. Sometimes I use lotion, see below.
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up If I'm alone, yes, it adds to the flavour of the experience. If roommates are home, obvi not. I either just cum in the toilet, shower, or I eat it.
>what toys/home made object you use I have a couple tenga eggs that work phenomenally. They feel wonderful and make it easier. Only problem with them is, edging is harder.

>gender
male
>ethincity/country
norway,
>sexual orientation
whatever
>current age
20
>age you started/got horny
12 maybe
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
stole my dad's porn and cigarettes and fucked my stepsister
>how often you masturbate
too often, sometimes 6 times a day
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
a week?
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
anything from 10 minutes to 60 minutes
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
2 minutes or so, 2 hours
>details of how you masturbate
just jerk it man, sometimes I'll stick stuff up my ass or in my urethra
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
yes... as you do, when you ejaculate
>what toys/home made object you use
idk, depends
>did you try anal,and do you like it
yes
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
bathroom, bedroom
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
too many to count
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
yes
>what your kinks/fetishes
anything (scat, snuff)
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
>what the weirdest thing you came to
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories

Sure.

>>gender
Male.
>>ethincity/country
White, US.
>>sexual orientation
Straightish, I suppose
>>current age
22.
>>age you started/got horny
11.
>>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
Figured it out for myself in the shower, IIRC.
>>how often you masturbate
Every day, generally.
>>what the longest you gone without masturbating
A week or so.
>>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
30–50 minutes, I think.
>>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
About 4 hours / 5 minutes.
>>details of how you masturbate
I grab my dick and jack it off.
>>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
I can be quiet when I have to, but I'm a heavy breather / grunter otherwise.
>>what toys/home made object you use
None.
>>did you try anal,and do you like it
I've screwed around fingering myself a little. It ain't bad, I guess. Not gonna take a dick up the ass any time soon though.
>>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
Usually laid back in my bed.
>>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
Am I supposed to make a list? Fuck that.
>>where you ever caught or had any close calls
Close calls a few times, sure. Never outright been caught, I ain't an idiot.

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I want to learn how to squirt. Will people say how they get themselves or their female partners to do this? My bf has tried fingering me, pressing and stroking and jabbing with the "come hither" crook of his finger, but it just feels painful after a while. Not pleasurable at all.

why are people so bad at this?
>gender
male
>ethincity/country (should be ethnicity)
ashkenazi jewish boy from israel
>sexual orientation
straight
>current age
27
>age you started/got horny
8~
>the reason you started/learned how to masturbate
probably saw some movie scene
>how often you masturbate
once or twice a day, on regular days
>what the longest you gone without masturbating
a week, maybe?
>what is your average time you spent on masturbating
10-20 minutes
>what is your longest/shortest time you spent masturbating
longest would be 8+ hours, shortest would be a minute or half a minute
>details of how you masturbate
mostly just with my hands, you know
>do you make any nosie or a mess/clean up
i usually keep myself quiet unless i am certain no one is around to hear. sometimes i am more careful about making a mess but either way i clean up with a paper towel
>what toys/home made object you use
none
>did you try anal,and do you like it
i've used a finger once, it was meh
>place you like to masturbate ,in home/outside
i like masturbating in other people houses, something about the thrill of it
>what all the places you masturbated in home/outside
can't really list all of the places
>where you ever caught or had any close calls
not really
>what your kinks/fetishes
light pain, dom, giving orders, receiving orders, vampires
>what use to help masturbate :porn,hentai/rule34,erotic stories,or etc.
the best is when i have some girl to masturbate with, but otherwise i normally use gif or pornhub
>what the weirdest thing you came to
some girl cut herself for me, i guess that was weird? or some girls masturbated while on period with me? also weird
>what was your best orgasm solo or non solo
hard to tell, there were a few really good ones in the distant past (and also a few in the more recent past)
>will you post :pics,pics of your genitals,the last thing you came to,contact,or more stories
ummm, try me?