Renting a hooker for the first time must be a most disappointing

>>25100752
A few years ago I paid a young Mexican whore from my neighborhood to dress up like my waifu and let me fuck her "sleeping" body. I wouldn't say it was very emotionally fulfilling, but it was certainly enjoyable. My only regret is that I didn't get to eat her pussy, but hey, you take what you can get.

>>25100817
Was she literally a working prostitute or just loose and needed some cash? Also, why only once? Was it not worth it or was their some reason you couldn't?

First time I did was in Amsterdam's red light district. I didn't want to, but some dudes I was hanging with kept saying "when in Rome dude, when in Rome" and convinced me to just come along with them. We were pretty drunk, and the two of them each went into the first woman they say. I kinda wandered around for a bit until this beautiful, tall, slender blonde woman smoking a cigarette just said "come over here boy."
Spent 70 euro for a suck and fuck, and then chilled and talked to her over a cigarette for awhile after wards. It was actually a fantastic experience.

Every other time I've paid for sex after that was terrible and disappointing. Though getting pampered with a fully body shower, massage, and blowjob at an Asian salon is a pretty good experience.

>>25100752
First time with a hooker wasn't too bad, she was a black girl bait and switching with some random white model's photos but she wasn't bad looking. She did anal after some oral, and I bottomed her out because she had shit in her ass so she cut me short so she could service another guy who was texting her probably hoping he had a smaller dick than me.
Not like I would have cum otherwise, her butt was a bit too loose and she wasn't tightening it up on me at all, plus I couldn't get all of my dick in because shit so yeah. All in all 3/3 breddy gud. Oh yeaj and then there were county sheriffs outside the place across the street and they went after the guy who came after me (who promptly walked away when he got to her door and saw it was a bait and switch, or maybe because she was blacm) when he left. Having to sit there and wait for it to be clear to leave sucked though. But she actually took my dick (/w a condom tho, which prevebts diamondsbstatus because cant feel shit captain) in her ass harder and deeper than anyone else has been able to so far. She never saw me after that either even though she still posts bait and switch ads, guess it was just too big for her and/or i was just too brutal with her rectal refuge.

>>25101317
lol wut

>>25100752

It actually wasn't bad. I never understood why it was a "hobby" for some people, until afterwards. I was in Windsor, Ont, Canada. The hooker was a cute blond, blue eyes, in her late 30s, so her tits weren't as firm, but she had a decent ass. She tried giving me a covered blowjob, which I couldn't get into. She thought about it for a minute, then blew me without a condom. I nutted in her mouth, which she spit out, then I watched her play with herself until I was ready to go again. We fucked with a condom for a bit. Her pussy was ok as far as tightness. I didn't feel like I was throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I fired another one inside of her, then we were done. I paid her $100 and she left. I have seen a few more since then that were hit or miss, but I guess that's the risk you take.