So I have to legally change my name. I can't even choose

>>25066843
Ben.

Why the fuck do you *have* to change your name?

>>25066851
I dont know the full story but my uncle/legal guardian was caught being undercover for the cartel.

>>25066848
I agree with this dude you look like a Ben

>>25066843
Rudy

ben

>>25066872
So wait youre going under cover? Then why are you posting your face all over the internet

Ben, you definitely dont look like an Alan

Gregore Rance IV
Go big or go home.

>>25066872
You're lying

>>25067405
If that's what you want to think.

I vote Alan

>>25066843
snipped in kentucky

>>25066843
You look like a Ben

I just vote against Alan though.

>>25067428
But if that is true, why are you posting your face all over the board today. You know the cartel never forgets right?

>>25066872
Did he died?

>>25066843
Ben

>>25067536
Op, the cartel will find you, and they will kill you. They have you (new) first name, so they only have to find out what city you're in, and its just a matter of finding everyone with one of those names, and seeing which one has your face...

Tell the police your cover is blown. Its much better to be safe then sorry.

Ben deffinently

>>25066872
>legal guardian
You look like you're in your mid-twenties why would you need a legal guardian

>>25070112
I look older than I am. Just graduated High School

Ben

Alan, Stephen, or Ben huh? You look more like a Faggot to me...

>>25066843
Change it to Jose

So they can give you a nice enthusiastic:
>No way Jose

When they chuck you and your useless family over the wall.

muhammed