Anyone willing to tell me a relaxing bedtime story before bed

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love jerking my willy off. Love america

Heh, I used to do that for my ex and other friends quite often. I became quite good at either making up a story on the fly, reading something, or doing what I cheesely call the "relax thing" which is sort of a meditation reading meant to make you sleepy and drift off quickly. I hope you find someone!

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Let me tell you the story of the day of the rake.