ASSUMPTIONS THREAD. ITT: Write the stereotype/mental image

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>>25030209
The type of guy to post watch and steering wheel pics on ig

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>>25030329
Thinks his music taste is better than others and also agrues a lot on the internet.

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>>25030209
Egocentric
>>25030329
Has a Bad diet
>>25030369
Has the sex offender stache , but it's really a nice guy with horrible fashion taste on the inside

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>>25030209
Your monthly rent is more than my car

>>25030329
You listen to heavy metal

>>25030369
You're that one guy at every party who pulls out a guitar and starts playing

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Sorry for the stupid expression in this pic i guess you can use it to assume how awful i am

>>25030209
some sort of liberal arts major maybe

>>25030329
you seem smug

>>25030369
gets laid a lot but emotionally distant

>>25030508
you're either underage or tired of being called underage

>>25030560
outdoorsy and practical

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>>25030209
you have a real scratchy voice
>>25030329
get called John Carlson alot
>>25030369
going for the v for vendetta look
>>25030508
cant find the right hairstyle
>>25030560
run marathons
>>25030574
love animals, owns 3 dogs and 2 cats

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>>25030607
Has a really close group of friends that have known eachother since you where kids
>>25030574
Has a really diverse taste in music

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>>25030209

You ride a motorcycle, are on Snapchat on a daily basis, and you're constantly asking your friends if they want to go out for beers.

>>25030329
Used to eat your own boogers for sport, still do it on occasion to remember the good old days.

>>25030369
Clearly wears JoeBoxer products. I don't really consider that to be a dis either.

>>25030508
You live by a "Why me?" philosophy.

>>25030560
You're obsessed with substep and you play Call of Duty still.

>>25030574
Your hair color is always changing.

>>25030607
You're into some sort of action sport, and you always make special requests / substitutions at restaurants.

>>25030630
You quit drinking soda years ago, and now only drink Green Tea with lemon.

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>>25030845
you are an engineer, you think elon musk is great, you own a motorbike and like vintage planes
>>25030630
you live a healthy modern european lifestyle, very athletic and eats healthy
>>25030607
relatively normal guy, likes gaming sometimes, does a little sports, maybe student and jobs as a driver
>>25030574
artistic-depressed type, likes to draw and read and listen to music
>>25030560
obviously outdoorsy and like sailing, traveling. work with engineering, maybe naval or studies it

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>>25030209
Likes to brag about his beard
>>25030329
Will play videogames all springbreak

>>25030560
I don't have to assume anything because it's pretty clear that you're both handsome and cool from this photo. Maybe my assumption will be that you don't realize how awesome you are.

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Good looking people on the board, especially
>>25031468
>>25030369

Will contribute if this still picks up.

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>>25030329
Seem like a decent person but have a lot of hate for some reason bottled up
>>25030369
Probably gifted academically but get social anxiety fairly easy
>>25030508
You have a hedgehog personality and won't let anyone get to close
>>25030560
Most adjusted person in your family of mitsfits
>>25030574
Pretty nice all around but enjoy misery, yours or some one else's
>>25030607
No one wants to get to know you, even though you think your open and engaging
>>25030845
Your the quick wittted one in the group.

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>>25030209
very elitist w his music taste
>>25030329
has folders full of pepe
>>25030369
would like to work out more
>>25030508
is afraid of being "plain"
>>25030560
hikes a lot
>>25030574
avoids relationships
>>25030607
takes gym selfies and posts them on IG
>>25030630
has at least 1 kid
>>25030845
likes to go to sports games
>>25030956
bicycles everywhere
>>25031468
surfs
>>25031603
travels a lot, lives on the other side of the country as family
>>25031642
hates his job

>>25031649
Probably an aspiring dominatrix

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>>25031649
loves cats more than anything
>>25031642
huge anime fan
>>25031603
weall read and smart
>>25031468
low self esteem
>>25031422
is quick to judge people
>>25030956
is not a very good cook
>>25030845
youre very orderly, almost obssessively so
>>25030630
into fashion and raves

>>25031694
Traditional midwestern girl trying to break the mold and not happy with her current situation

>>25031697
Has great peraonality.

>>25031747

I know this guy . however really enjoying the inferences drawn

Testing

>>25031815
>>25031823
You got me

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>>25031706
pretty straight edge in every way apart from style.
>>25031697
is radiantly confident.
>>25031694
is praised by many here
>>25031649
Likes to experiment with colours.

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>>25031694
makes pig noises as a joke
>>25031649
uses ' :3 ' face far too much
>>25030956
pervert
>>25030845
can't grow anymore facial hair than that.
>>25031941
secretly farts a lot.

posted for a friend.

>>25031649
>>25031694
Well, correct and thank you!

>>25031941
Secretly is a weeb

>>25032112
NOT A FCKN WEEB YOU FURRY FUCK! GO FUCK YOURSELF JB.

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>>25032077
Tumblr
>>25031909
Girls want you but you're too autistic to talk to them
>>25030209
Full of himself
>>25030329
Probably browses pol
>>25030560
Adventurous, wealthy parents
>>25031694
Qt that has had a string of shit boyfriends
>>25031603
Reads a lot. I'm also sensing closet weaboo

>>25032116
Excuse me? When did you last watch anime? Weeb

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>>25032077
Tea addict
>>25031909
Takes photos instead of Working
>>25031706
Straight edge
>>25031697
Likes Harry Potter

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On the right
>>25032346
you go to community college and play magic the Gathering quite often.
>>25032162
You work at a department store
>>25032146
Chill dude watches hockey.
>>25032077
Weeb and indigo child
>>25031941
Maybe in highschool, maybe not, but still have very strict parents
>>25031909
from the burbs but act like youre ghetto
>>25031706
into doing theatre
>>25031697
work as a cashier, have a guy best friend
>>25031694
listens strictly to alternative and very into drawing and painting
>>25031649
Nice to strangers but Queen B to the people you're close too
>>25031642
Drives a honda civic
>>25031603
Studies abroad very outgoing and bubbly
>>25031468
text book Introvert and not happy about it
>>25031422
Likes older men and broke some young kids heart

>>25032619
you look like your big on athletics but really just like to drink beer

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>>25031422
Parents are wealthy

>>25031468
Has few but valuable friends

>>25031603
Inveterate reader

>>25031642
Secretly banged hot girl in high school

>>25031649
Likes children and manual work

>>25031694
Smarter than she pretends and has a brother

>>25031706
Likes football

>>25031909
More sensible than he pretends and very attached to family

>>25031941
Likes flowers

>>25032077
Sometimes attracted to women and has a lot of friends.

>>25032146
Wishes to have a daughter

>>25032162
Graphic designer/writter/independant work

>>25032346
Idk what to say, but you look lice a nice guy

>>25032619
Into rock

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>>25032761
Knowingly dated a trap.
>>25032346
Unironically like Big Bang Theory.
>>25032162
Cuck fetish.
>>25031909
Is a black nigger.

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>>25030209
fav fruit: lychee
>>25030329
will be the next Jack Black, but thinner
>>25030369
rebuilds bicycles in his free time
>>25030508
eats hamburgers with fork and knife
>>25030560
loves sushi
>>25030574
wants lynx as a pet badly
>>25030607
would outswim every one here
>>25030630
trades stocks to pass time
>>25030845
makes his own beer
>>25030956
uses Windex to cure and clean everything
>>25031468
started with composing Dutch house, but switched to witch house
>>25031603
God Stalker Chronicles is her fav book series
>>25031642
everyone wants him to be the chef when it comes to barbecuing
>>25031649
shes in charge of the sweets and cocktails
>>25031694
will take over the world, one deep look into the eyes at a time
>>25031706
leader and the funniest guy in his group of friends
>>25031909
focused on being the best in his field of work / college / whatever he lays his hands on
>>25031941
writes poetry, wishes she was alive in Petrarcas time
>>25032077
draws tattoo designs for anyone who asks her
>>25032146
works in construction, whistles to girls passing
>>25032162
into philosophy and politics, has strong believes, has well structured arguments
>>25032619
if left, Dio is your idol, if right, you never drink alcohol
>>25032761
hates when someone says he kinda looks like Dave Grohl
>>25032814
his rhymes wet all the girls pants in the club

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I'm young and skinny as fuck

>>25032878
HAHAHA XD,
>>25032077 is a boy, my dear. Thankyou for that, it is absolutely beautiful.

>>25032951
ehhh... the eyes fucked me up

>>25032966
I know. He was happy to hear that.

>>25031474
Thanks senpai. That's kind of you to say.

>>25030209
Intense, really into fitness and health, but loves alcohol.

>>25030329
That metalhead that's a bit nerdy. Fairly social, but makes people feel awkward due to forcing a conversation upon them.

>>25030369
Used to be a bit of a rough type, underage drinking, being rude to teachers etc but grew up and matured.

>>25030508
Gay

>>25030560
Loves hiking, thinks everyone else loves hiking too.

>>25030574
Liberal animal lover whose house smells of animal feed, wet dog and spaghetti.

>>25030607
Generic male No. 352

>>25030630
Thinks he's the shit. Is actually a shit.
Either that or you're a hipster-looking dude who's actually really nice.

>>25030845
Look pretty average. Can't tell much. Probably not sporty, and probably not just "one of the guys"

>>25030956
Intense, weird (in a good way) hippy type.

>>25031468
Your piercings say alt style. The rest of your image says middle class yuppie

>>25031603
Slightly nerdy, needs a relationship for support

>>25031642
Loves cooking

>>25031649
Tries combining cute with badass. Tries.

>>25031694
Depressed

>>25032077
Likes rock/metal, good sense of humour, all round my kinda person.

>>25032146
Bit cocky. Nice to guys that aren't competition.

>>25032162
Normal slightly geeky guy

>>25032619
Generic male No. 6025

>>25032761
Obsesses about his image. Probably gay.
You've got a lovely face btw

>>25032814
Twat

>>25032878
Is only getting a grip on his life now

>>25033110
>Is only getting a grip on his life now

ok Houdini, put away that crystal ball. I said put it away!

>>25032878
Goddamn. Pretty accurate
>>25033110
I like it but I still suck at stuff that take more than hour to prepare

>>25032814
I didn't, but I would

>>25032761
I wish ;-; just drank on the weekend at bonfire and did my homework

>>25030209
nigger
>>25030329
nigger
>>25030369
nigger
>>25030508
nigger
>>25030560
nigger
>>25030574
i'm in love
>>25030607
nigger
>>25030630
nigger
>>25030845
nigger
>>25030956
nigger
>>25031422
nigger
>>25031468
nigger
>>25031603
nigger
>>25031642
nigger
>>25031649
nigger
>>25031694
nigger
>>25031697
nigger
>>25031706
nigger
>>25031909
nigger
>>25031941
nigger
>>25032077
nigger
>>25032146
nigger
>>25032162
nigger
>>25032346
NIGGER
>>25032619
nigger
>>25032761
nigger
>>25032814
TURBO NIGGER
>>25032878
nigger
>>25032899
nigger

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>>25033243
< this is what your post reminds me of

>>25032639
Don't drink I workout
>>25032761
Pc gamer work at a speedway. I do like rock but the guy on the left is from Hippie Sabotage, they're not a rock group.
>>25032814
Lives upper middleclass burbs, was token black kid at school
>>25032878
has a daughter or 2. You're right!
recovering alcoholic.
>>25032899
you're seriously going to post and not rate anyone, baka...
>>25033110
Most offensive thing I've ever been told, aside from me being 6'4 and the most alpha wherever I go I am very creative, and far generic! Post up and let me rate you Anon!
>>25033243
Bigot Bigot Bigot

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>>25032878
Was a druglord during the 80s, now retired.

>>25032162
This guy knows a lot and will correct you.

>>25030845
Chill dude, everyone likes you.


pic taken at this moment from webcam

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>>25032814
looks like someone to be mean and even says assumingly mean things at first glance, but really is just a nice guy that likes others to laugh

>>25033567
weird, i thought i posted all of my assumptions but i guess not

>>25032878
probably smokes marijuana
>>25032899
doesnt like to assume others like the thread implies
>>25033518
Nice person but probably quick to get irritable

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>>25032878
you look kind and clever, you are creative and funny
>>25032899
should develop hobbies other than navelgazing
>>25033518
YOUR MIC IS TOO CLOSE TO YOUR MOUTH. I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING. I CAN HEAR YOUR SPIT. MOVE IT FURTHER FROM YOUR MOUTH. you look soft-spoken and i'd assume you were a huge pushover
>>25033567
you look like every girl who has ever been mean to me but i'm going to try to move past that and say you don't read nearly as much as you want people to think you do. do you have heterochromia?

>>25033647
sorry about that. i dont have heterochromia though! Im not sure why it looks like i do bt my eyes are brown

>>25033461
>saying nigger makes you a bigot

>>25033647
>>25033567
>you don't read nearly as much as you want people to think you do
kek btfo

is >>25033647 /lit/?

>>25033656
the one to the left looks totally blue in this pic! maybe i'm just stupid! your eyes are pretty either way uwu
>>25031697
feisty, probably really dry humor
>>25031706
idk you're dressed like a camp counselor/youth group coordinator but you have "i listen to tyler the creator" hair
>>25031909
what do you call it when anime girls are super reserved at first but turn out to be really sweet and clingy? you're that
>>25031941
is very sweet but doesn't get to show it very often bc she is shy!
>>25032077
probably really loud in a way that you think is funny but is really just embarrassing
>>25032146
you look too normal/unassuming to not be deeply evil in some way
>>25032162
IT consultant with a loving girlfriend
>>25032346
i would fucking love to work with you on a school project, you're probably super reliable and understanding. probably also a good lover (not in a weird way :/)
>>25032619
you are friends with anthony kiedis
>>25032761
there has to be some gender dysphoria in here for you to take a pic like this
>>25032814
s t u d e n t a t h l e t e

>>25033806
not at all! you're not the first person that assumed i had heterochromia ^u^ and thanks!

>>25033799
yeh i used to trip as muck bulligan, idk if anyone remembers me, probably not
>>25030630
wants to be eccentric like schopenhauer, is eccentric like a weird aunt
>>25030845
probably has at least one weird, childlike hobby
>>25030956
MGTOW
>>25031422
won't leave the house w/o makeup and is ""spiritual"" (also is lady gaga)
>>25031468
deeply misogynist but would never let on as much
>>25031603
really competitive but it manifests in healthy ways
>>25031642
depressed but feel like he can't talk to anyone about it
>>25031649
has no actual principles or interests, acts only in pursuit of l'aesthetic
>>25031694
very nice, good sense of humor, quick to make friends but generally prefers to keep to herself

>>25033110
>>25032761
Both spot on.

>>25032878
Used to work in construction, nice call.
>>25033806
Not accurate but pretty funny.

>>25033842
Don't remember that trip. What are you currently reading? I'm going through the Sea of Fertility tetralogy right now, on Spring Snow and really liking it. Also reading Story of the Eye by Bataille, you seem like you'd enjoy it. Really short, kind of fucked up read that you could push through in like 2 days.

>>25034470
I've read bataille before but not story of the eye. I read a pdf of something shorter bc wanted to get a feel of him before committing, I think it was called blue noon, had no desire to read story of the eye after. probably will some day out of boredom

I'm reading calvino's first book rn, it's pretty good. endearing

>>25030329
Likes musicals
>>25030369
Down to earth, good with his hands, is nice to old people
>>25030508
Probably super annoying and painfully aware of it
>>25030560
Totally normal well adjusted guy with a comfortable life but still feels sorry for himself
>>25030574
Idk but I'm in love with you

>>25034555
The Path to the Nest of Spiders?

Also you seem cool, would you like to stay in touch

>>25034765
yep that's the one

don't wanna give out contact info on here soz but you seem cool too!

>>25030209
Chutiya cricket fan lmao