time to make a boozecohol thread, because this board can't

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I don't even look close to being old enough to drink, but here you go. Mine's Fris vodka. They changed the distributor recently but it's still the smoothest, silkiest $10.99 vodka I'll ever buy. Usually goes down with a glass of iced tea or whatever juice I got.

>>25025174
was r9k not doing it for you tonight?

>>25025174
Im really fucking ing drunk man. Is stopped sdrinking a few hour ago but still feeling it

Chugging water and trying to eat now. Fuck i hate drinking too much. Get headaches and vomit.
Anyways whats good thread ? Yall know how to handle your alcohol better than i do?

>>25025208
vodka is too neutral for me, I like some flavor in my spirits
>>25025220
the mods weren't doing it for me. normally they tolerate my threads, as they're some of the best in that cesspool these days, but obviously someone was really buttmad tonight

>>25025249
I'm a lightweight so I only need two glasses and I'm done. I've never been hung over even when I've gotten blackout drunk. But I usually only get a buzz on unless I'm doing it socially. Being hammered alone isn't fun.

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>>25025259
I like some darker ales and whatnot, but I use vodka when I want to get drunk drunk. Otherwise, I drink sake over ice. Pic related, these two were sitting up on my crap shelf. Nigori's my favorite, the pink bottle. The green was umeshu, plum sake. Both fucking delicious.

>>25025296
Sake is bitch shit... Drink some. Scotch like an adult you pleb

>>25025318
I drink sake when I wanna enjoy what I'm drinking. I drink 90 Shilling when I want beer. And I drink vodka to get drunk.

Sorry I don't have a "I'm in the mood to chug unprocessed cough syrup that costs a week's paycheck" mood.

My fiance drinks that stuff. Shit's expensive.

>>25025262
Fuck yeah im a small girl, i had 3 beers tonight and 1mg xanax and I'm fucking done... I could drink maybe 2 more but I would be puking and the world would be spinning

>>25025341
You sound like a delicate flower

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i've got a bottle of mead from my weekend in maine and a heap of whiskey nips :-)

>>25025355
I'm a tiny, girlish dude. I don't need my alcohol preferences to prove that I'm a pansy.

>>25025296
I dislike umeshu, too syrupy
>>25025348
just 420blazeit insteal
>>25025358
I never got the point of those things. who wants just one shot of whiskey?

I saw they 404'd your thread samson while they left a 250 reply face thread unchecked.

>>25025435
I do that too. Do not normally drink but I went to a party. Wasnt expecting to drink but open bar man

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El Dorado 12 Year Rum

Might smoke the pipe a bit, this is smooth though I highly recommend it.

>>25025453
probably because a bunch of butthurt legion faggots (or just one constantly changing his IP) decided to report my thread
>>25025465
open bar is the best
>tfw got totally shitfaced on free beer and viognier at my dad and stepmum's wedding
>>25025527
I've seen that around, but it's not cheap. maybe when I get my next paycheck

>>25025585
Think I gave $35 for it, the box behind it has some 15 year that was $45. Spring for the 12 or 15 not the 8 or 5, if you were going to get 8 or 5 you'd be better served with Goslings or Sailor Jerry because those are cheaper and taste better.

You mix that SJ with anything or just go straight? I like it over Dr Pepper or Ginger Ale

>>25025607
usually straight, though I did just mix a bit with some Rockstar, not too shabby

>>25025435

they came out of a pinata. i don't buy nips either

>>25027349
ah ok, fair enough. free booze is the best booze

fuck off back to r9k ugly virgin

>>25025249
This is embarrassing lol

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>tfw my boss wanted me to come in at 6am tomorrow
I told him no, obviously. I'm fine with coming in early usually, but not with very little notice after working a late shift

now watching top tier movie reviews https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDrv6rUHBIc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZAXE3-srfM
SUPER

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La muse verte absinthe
Love a glass after work