Ask Anything Thread! There was one going a couple days ago &

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& here's me!

Alright I'm sick and tired of nobody answering my fucking question, it's a serious dilemma that has me worried and if you know please just tell me, that's all im asking. How many fucking licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

Shameless bumping lmao

>>24993687
where're from?

aaaye lmao leggo

>>24993710
Mine took 266 licks and my gf did it in 140 something. She lost count lol

>>24993710
Now to bounce back with a question to you. Would you rather be an extremely attractive black man in Louisiana 1965, or an extremely unattractive white man in Louisiana 1965?

>>24993710
I've never tried to find out so I have no clue lol sorry!
>>24993795
South US

>>24993687
Got kik ?

>>24993687
Name of you cats
What's something funny you did over the past two weeks?
>>24993710
Some questions should never be answered.

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ama

>>24993937
I don't really use it
>>24993942
Buster & Gilbert, & hmmm. Me & my friend have convinced his younger brother than neither one of us have any idea what classic rock (which is all he listens to) is & he gets really frustrated about it it's really funny honestly

>>24993687
Would you turn your eyebrows in real life worms and pet them if that gave you a place in heaven?

>>24993972
That's so random lol, but sure, since I barely have eyebrows anyway I wouldn't miss them

>>24993976
Yeha i see you draw them. But i gotta be honest. it does suit you really well unlike other women. NEXT QUESTION: Say goodbye to SC or Facebook AND Youtube for a month.

>>24993998
Well thank you! I've had lots of practice aha I'm hoping to get them tattooed soon!
& hm the only probablem I'd have with that is snapchat because I talk to my really close friend on there, but if I got his number I would do it & definitely enjoy the break.

>>24993967
>uster & Gilbert
You should post some cutie pictures.
>Funny
Aww lmao, so mean. ;)
>>24993952
1) What's in your pants
2)How often are you asked the first question or some variation of it
3)How long you been playing guitar for?

>>24994015
>1) What's in your pants
i'm not wearing pants
>2)How often are you asked the first question or some variation of it
depends on how much attention whoring i'm doing but generally every day multiple times a day
>3)How long you been playing guitar for?
i get this one a lot too
never once

>>24994010
Nah don't tattoo them!!! Are you crazy? Do you honestly think you will like those kind of eyebrows for the rest of your life? I highly doubt it. Last question: Would you sell nudes via kik if that was the only option that could save you from being kicked out of your house and live with your parents?

>>24993952
not gonna care about whats in your pants. gonna ask for an add on kik anyway
you down?

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This is my first time doing this so feel free to ask me anything!

>>24994220
Favourite band/s/musician?

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>>24993687
whats your favourite makeup brands?
>>24993952
what would your ideal job be?
>>24994220
do you have any tattoos?


shoot

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>>24993687
>>24993952
>>24994220
>>24994341
DO YOU LIKE MILK?

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guess my heritage

>>24994377
boring af Irish German mix

>>24994377
French-Canadian

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>>24994015
This pic is of Gilbert!
>>24994061
We'll I'd really just get enough tattooed where I could not wear makeup & wouldn't look weird & then keep filling them in however I wanted. & nah id rather just live with my mom until I got back on my feet honestly!
>>24994341
I love urban decay stuff!
>>24994370
Who doesn't like milk!!!

>>24994474
>Who doesn't like milk!!!
>Nazi
>gotchabitch.jpg

>>24994398
So you mean French? Unless he has Native blood he's not Canadian by heritage really.

>>24994496
Wut

>>24994141
maybe
drop your kik
>>24994341
>what would your ideal job be?
crippled through no fault of my own living off government assistance
>>24994370
hell yeah

>>24993687
You're incredibly cute OP - what size feets do you have and could you post a picture of your soles? Th-thanks

>>24994530
I'm not gunna fetish feed sorry bud

>>24994533
th-thx

>>24994296
Pendulum for sure! I usually listen to edm or rock music and Pendulums' drum n bass is the best mix of the two.

>>24994341
Actually no, I've never been interested to be honest.

>>24994370
YES

Bumping again because these r fun!

>>24994526
NOMover9000
cya soon

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Yeah alright

>>24995659
are you canadian? and, snipped or uncut out of curiosity?

>>24993967
Can I add you ?

>>24995675
Nah I'm from Northern England
I'm cut, had to have it done when I was around 12 b/c of medical complications and shit

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sure

>>24993687
you type these exactly like the dutch/german guy that always made these threads. that being said what's your heritage?

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Married the guy I've been with since I was 14, ask away about anything

>>24995687
Is that a pendant or a tattoo?

>>24995809
tattoo :)

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Hi, I'm not attaching my face though I'd like to, for reasons of privacy. I have a very physical attraction, or fetish, to diplomas and certificates, I fuck them, masturbate over them, and acquire them whenever possible.

- I'm in the UK, age group 18-24
- I can only get off to real certificates, not home printed, or fakes
- Certificates from school/education; music, dance, and arts certificates; and high school/college diplomas are the things that get me off most.

AMA.

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Go for it

>>24995831
This is the most British fetish I have ever heard of. Do tell more.

>>24995803
How'd you do it? Tell us the story between you two?

>>24995956
What exactly do you wish to know?

>>24995970
What is it about a piece of paper that does that? The work behind it? Or...? I dont understand it

>>24995965
He dated my friend in grade 8 then she broke up with him cause he hung out with me too much, he asked me out and I was too nice to say no cause I really only thought of him as a friend then we kissed and I liked it. Ended up breaking up with him cause he was too clingy then he dated around and I got jealous, his other serious gf broke up won't him cause we still hung out every day, we ended up making out one night and have been together ever since

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>>24995983
It's a mix between the physical properties of the certificate, like the font style, wording, etc, how it feels to hold in my hand, or how it feels against my cock. And also what it represents, the destruction of that representation. Something like the diploma pictured is a great balance between these things.

I'm really not sure why I find the physical properties of these documents attractive sexually, though I've never really desired to know why. I've always considered that the fetish doesn't get in the way of normal romantic and sexual feelings, and doesn't harm anyone, so I've never bothered to have it looked at.

>>24995991
That's interesting! Thanks!

>>24995999
No problem, the main point is being friends first is the best

>>24996004
Yeah. I think that's the problem with my last relationship. We never got much time to just be friends. That's out the window though. Maybe I'll get a chance to be her friend in a few years :)

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guess why I was going to the psychiatrist yesterday

>>24993687
Do you try that hard to look like a fish dog?
>>24993952
What species are you? Why didn't natural selection weed people like you out? You should be euthanized desu.
>>24994341
Stop it, Lena Dunham. You're ruining everything with your self-indulgent grossness.
>>24994377
You're French. The gayest country of them all.
>>24994474
Why the fuck would you name your perfectly innocent, sweet cat Gilbert? What tragedy have you gone through in your life that makes you punish yourself with so much mediocrity?
>>24995659
Why are your lips imploding into your face?
>>24995687
How often do you shower? I can smell you from here. Smells like Petsmart. How unstable are you? How many selfies do you post on Instagram per day with the caption "aesthetic"?
>>24995803
And by guy, you mean fellow softball dyke.
>>24995946
Why do you think no one replied to your photo? Is it because you are probably the most plain, run of the mill person in this thread?
>>24997265
First of all, no one wants to guess why you went to the psychiatrist. You for some reason just want people to know you go to the psychiatrist. Probably because you want people to feel bad for you. You're the type to text people over and over again if they don't reply. Delet this, honestly.

>>24998097
daily, stable, i don't use instagram all that much

>>24998097
I love how I can tell that a woman wrote this. Why are women so dumb and unfunny?

>>24998097
REAL OVERBITE HOURS

>>24998240
This

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I don't ask women out much, but I'm doing it again. The hardest part is the first line, so I need some pick up lines for texting that aren't boring. Please help

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Ask away

>>24998097
Edgy

any females in leicester uk between 18-30 that wanna hook up ? im male btw 21

>>24993683
do you believe in bigfoot's existence, why or why not?

>>25000918
I don't believe in trolls and fairies either but keeping the culture preserved is important.

>>24998097
lmao ok dude

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first time doing this!

>>25000918
I believe in Bigfoot because it makes me happy to do so. And I don't have to care about the non believers

>>24993823
Be black.
Move far away.

>>24993952
Gender schmender. Ask me what's in my pants

>>24998097
Probably lol. Don't mind it though. I also didnt really give anyone a reason to ask a question.

>>24993687

>>25002297
It's a penis. Face structure tells me it's a penis.

>>25002379
How much do you like apples?

>>24994526
>>24994611
Only Nazis like milk.

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no I'm not a cereal killer

>>24993687
can i suck on your hair
>>24995687
how often do you shower
>>25002260
whats the dogs name
>>25002379
why do we exist

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>>24995803
why havent you married me instead ? :o

>>24995687
what kind of music do you listen ?

>>24994220
Do you have success with girls ? (or guys if you're gay)

>>24993687
height/weight ?

>>25002379
would you rather be blind or be the slave of a veeerrry ugly rich man (he'll spoil you, but you'll have to say yes to any of his request)

>>24995675
go to bed eric you flaming homo

>>24995803
ever cheat on him?
>>24994341
would you date me?

>>25005194
No thank u lol
>>25005240
I'm 5'4 & about 115

>>25005194
daily
>>25005240
mostly punk kinda stuff but open to anything

>>25005278
if you were nice to me i guess
men are stressing me out lately lmao

>>25005194
Budward, but we call him buddy

>>24995946
are you from the midwest?

>>24998406
what's the cat's name?

>>25005240
how long have you had a beard?

What is the fastest land animal?

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>>25005626
i'd say maybe 6 to 8 months full beard, but before that i had pic related since 16-17

>>25005304
alright, i've seen a picture of you and, maybe because of the angle, you looked a bit chubby :)

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>>25005194
how much time do you spend on caring for your facial hair?

>>25002260
why is your dog so grumpy?

>>25005655
Lollll I've never been chubby in my life I've just got boobs

>>25005684
He's mad that I moved out of my parents and didn't take him with

>>25005689
really ? oh well, you're do not only have a beautiful face then, but a good body aswell, are you single ?

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>>25005694
Case in point, & I just got out of a long term relationship a bit ago so yes :(

>>25005739
Oh nice, you've got some boobs indeed, and don't worry, if you're as nice as you're beautiful, it wont take long to find somebody worth it :)

>>25005684
I give it a brush, wash, and tug daily. Do you wear all black?

>>25005739
Are you jewish?

>>25005626
Northwest
Washington actually

>>25007006
Not sure. Quite possibly, only know about one side of my family. I am Italian though!

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Ask me why I put up with this shitty cat who eats my facial hair?
Speaking of which I shaved. Will provide baby face if intradasted

>>25007019
Ah, so that's where you get the hair from. Very cute :)

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I'm trying to get into grad school and crying a lot over it
AMA

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>>25007203
Do you live in the UK?
I'm 20, I'd be down for being your sugar daddy if your in need of some extra cash

>>25007264
haha I live in the US and it depends what you're looking for lol :P

>>25007449
wanna drink my virgin blood
>>25007264
do brits still say poppycock?

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This'll be fun

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>>25007203
Photoshoot or just random picture?

>>25007264
Why glasses instead of contacts?

>>25007449
Dyejob?

>>25007534
Do you like your facial hair?

>>25007604
I do actually. I originally kept clean shaved..but when I broke up with a girl, I grew it out so she wouldnt take me back.

Is that actually you in the photo?

>>25007449
Haha look at that fake photoshop tattoo

>>25007203
What's up kik me liftedlife2004 or skype mhill2929

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Lets go!

>>25007630
Fake tattoo? Lol you mean watermark...
>>25007604
Yup
>>25007465
thats a no from me

>>25007300
Bummer, oh well haha

>>25007465
xD No, we Brits stopped saying stuff like Poppycock around 1960/70.
All we say now that Americans don't(rarely) are: wanker, bellend, toss-pot, cunt, lad(s), blimey etc...

>>25007604
Because I have a condition called Keratoconus. I'm due to have eye surgery in a month

>>25007028
yeah show us