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did op died ¿

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What happened to that last thread, my balls slapped into eachother when I saw that it died.
Can someone pls step up as the fall guy so when can move on shit

Enjoy this greater bed head post from yesterday morning
>What are you doing currently
sitting in the dark smelling like smoke, typing this while I wonder what I'll eat before I go beddy by
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
those latin dance blogspots go deep, ran into some new music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KlhLcMIk3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r69tn1eI_CE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoYOj_zwQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNS5yC3hUB4

errrr think thats it
>Why are you a NEET
Waiting for my reparations, then I'm gonna have it made
>Films/television
Well I sure "kinda" saw that whole jew cover up on the oscars that was pretty funny.
Now I have a backlog of movies I need to watch, got a copy Hacksaw Ridge so they'll be my next watch
>kinda want to see Get Out as well
>Books
Gonna try and get back where I left off with the witcher books
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Pretty sure they guy who was circling around my friend's truck when we were smoking called the cops on his plates. He ended up getting pulled over near hollywood, said "thank god you febreze'd my car" later on.
>etc
What do you want from me!?

>>24979447
No not yet srry, got caught up in hunting down a jewtube link

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And someone, somewhere riddle me this:

>How do you leave poo
>Like this in the loo
>While your sitting on the stool

This has happened multiple times and I'm really curious how someone can leave marks on the front end.
I'm very open to theories and premonitions on this matter of dark matter ;^)

Also a late round of (you)s coming then I'm off to bed

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>>24979435
>currently
I'm on 4chan and listening to Joe Rogan

>music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4cDJoqffP8

>NEET
I'm only a few weeks in between jobs. I'm learning software development.

>films
Fences, Nightcrawler, Falling Down
I've seen a lot of movies

>books
I just read the first Dark Tower novel but nothing amazing I can think of.
Crime and Punishment is pretty good.

>funny story
The first time I did acid I was 15 and it was on a beach with 4 of my friends. I won't go into the trip but we slept kind of burrying ourselves in sand and those very long stalks of grass on beaches pretty much cuddled together because of the cold.

>>24967207
This guy
>2017 and you haven't stepped up from beating your wife to beating your sidethot while your "traveling for work" in zaragoza

You said in a bit and I no see nothing, and then I see nothing for three days.
Its the weather that makes you not want to draw, just say it godammit. anyways its probably wouldn't have lasted, soc's interest has gone back to collecting contact info

>dying inside
so what does drinking and clubbing all day make you hollow and buoyant or something
like a dried out log full of pond sum from different organisms
>the stink
never smelt that before so hmmmmmm I wouldn't know. what can you tell me about your jars smegma eh?

Most of that shit is but then you end up finding out one of those anons is telling the truth. From them spamming up the thread with disturbing stories for horny anon
>kimmy kim
this looks like jimmy kimmel so now I'm just reminded about that mess last night

>I survived
>I was molded by the punch
>consumed by the liquor
>enthralled by the lustful gays
>you merely sampled the juice
>i was born in it, literally.

How tangy and salty was all that gay juice btw

>>24967241
Forgot to get back to you anon, glad that helped you out.
Did you end up getting a webmconverter working or not?

>>24979483
I still want to see fences as well(not because I'm nig/denzel) since it got snubbed for an oscar, was it a hard drama thing like a tear tearjerker?
And shit I need to rewatch nightcrawler, I saw it in theaters and really liked it but now can't remember a thing.

And hows the software programming going, are you a masta of C++-fu

>>24967976
>using a dirty dollar bill while your not out hanging out with others
sorry anon I didn't know I disappointed you
>>24968253
>>24968497
and why did you come here to post this hard, sounds like you want those contacts

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>>24979474
Easy. What did I win?

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>>24969332
Damn man sorry for the late ass reply life got in the way and some friends and yada yada yada
But fuck post some pics of the damage, those deers are just jumpy as fuck. You'd think after the 100+ years of cars being around they'd gain a instinct to just watch out. Might as well have shot it to make up for the damage

Funny enough right now I can't think of anything now that you asked about a new topic, but hows life with your coworker/gf you two still seeing eachother?

Yeah usually good weather neat this time is a bad thing, like a calm before a storm. Its sporadic over here too, but its cali its always dumb like that. We had a almost 2 week long storm then it hit 80F for a while then back to rain storms
Yeah that whole dam thing was crzy but I guess they kind of over thought the evacuation. My friend's brother worked in that city before so he was worried, but said it was a shitty place

That pic looks like it was taken in summer goddamn, idk you guys are probably going to have another "arctic blast" storm coming soon

Heres that link for that vid, but that audio came out crappy af. hell the whole vid did.......I did have a blunt in the other hand during
https://www.webmshare.com/9n66D

>>24979497
Kek thats what I first thought, but theres no footprints behind there
................unless they were.....hovering their feet because of the cold tile. By god Watson you may have solved it

Thats what you win, me typing up banter for you

>>24979495
It was a hard drama but not really a tearjerker.
It's kind of a story of caution if you have pride in who you are as a man, and just a good drama if not.

Speaking of plays turned movies, Killer Joe is also really good. If you're looking for recommendations replace Falling Down with Killer Joe.

I saw Moonlight too but I stopped watching toward the end when it became apparent that it wasn't going to become an up and coming crime movie, and was just going to be purely a black gay movie. Got close though.

I've learned some python, java and mostly javascript but no C++. It's going good.

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Oh and heres a random webm of some random police chase around here that happened maybe a month ago.
Ruined it with my voice in some parts but I get hyped for things like this. And this is a perfect example kek

https://www.webmshare.com/OV33A

>>24979521
Thats good to know, I'll prob end up seeing it during the holidays with my family. But what do you mean "pride" does denzel just end up walking out on his son, or st on that line?
I kinda remember killer joe, think I saw parts of it but never the full thing, kek is it really that good to beat Coming down

I still haven't seen moonlight, my friend saw it and told me about it, not sure if its my cup of tea after hearing the plot. Lol this said friend is a 6'3 black man who "said" he teared up watching it and some girl in the theater ended up pearing over and saw
I know theres still things python is still good for, but java as always has alot of uses and jobs positions. Thats good to hear anon, god knows how many ppl need a programmer now

>>24979549
You're making me ruin it for you but no his family ends up kind of walking out on him.

>watching good movies with other people
>2017

>>24979572
>reversed black dad syndrome
Well damn that one does kinda hit me in the male feels a bit, if anything you spoiling a bit of it just makes want to see it. I'll be chanting for Mr cockeyed with with the whole way true now.

It's either that or cam rips if you want to see a good new movie. Or just sell out and watch cape shit in a crowded theater.
Alright thread I ate pancakes, and now I'm ready to go to sleep. Laters

>What are you doing currently
Thinking if I should sleep and study later or study now and sleep later.
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
Just shit I'm afraid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6L6bfgc1kA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O4ZlPeBDow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PNv8udce7Q
just cosmo in general t.b.h.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-w05xKr3Ac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAwXxrkUJo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IteGWI0HnaU
>Why are you a NEET
Because sadness.
>Films/televison
Is the simpsons still on?
>Books
Just revision, anatomy, the five people you meet in heaven, 1985 etc.
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
>Be on train
>Disabled guy start's yelling at me to sit down
>"tf no"
>He throws tantrum because I don't sit near him
>Move out the way so a landwhale could sweat on him
>He get's upset, starts swearing at me.
>Oh I coulda killed a man that day if I was an aggressive soul.
>He didn't come near me though so I didn't smell any shit/vomit so that's a pro
You can decide if it's a funny/shit story.
>etc

How you gays been?


>>24979488
>three days.
That's because it died after 4 posts, lmao.
>Interests
I made 3 threads yesterday, the music, assume and horror. Only two are still up and they're still being outpaced by
>>24973117
>>24971949
>>24975952
so on and so forth. I know this is a containment board but come the fuck on, what happened?
>hollow
no it makes you flabulous with three kids.
>wouldn't know
>hasn't hired a hookers yet
bet you still believe marriage is worth it, lmao
>jars
rip pony
>tangy
like haribos sweet and sour
>salty
like a sailor
>juice
not freezing it into a lollipop for your porn shoot.
This is why I'm here and you're there. >:/

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Wew I guess I should have left a discord link for the sperglords.

I guess that would have kept the thread going or something kek.....
(you)s inbound in a few minutes

bump i guess

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>>24981018
Oh shush you know what bpt is by now

>>24979885
I'm going to have to listen to your musica later on since I'm about to head out for today.

>simpsons still on
Its Fox you know they'll keep running that plane into the ground till everyone dies
probably too ealty to be making plane crash jokes since that lady pilot crashed into some houses yesterday over here. Anyway simpsons post 2007 is trash material

You don't have any right to treat disables like that brit, you don't have mangy veitnam vets mooching and stinking up the place with "muh I ain't no baby killer", "I'm too sick to work" fucking freeloaders
Why didn't you plant a knife on him and say he was threatening muslims? cops would have gotten there so quick
>How you gays been?
well I've just been drowsy, but seems like its just use, maybe that macro was disrespectful towards......someone


More like it died after the 334th post hahahahahahahah, but I seriously blame discord for this kek
>I made 3 threads
ended up opening all of these....I....didn't know your pale bod was rocking so hard. might have to switch teams now
well now its litterally almost all porn/sexuality related threads now, can't say I've seen this happen before. Time for gook to just split the damn board or kill CG/SG/Dom-Sub aka beggers threads
> three kids
ohhhhh then she really is hollowed out, probably had a big tick arab BEAST plant those kids in here
>worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
this is worth it faggot, I'm about to get me two. Physical relationships are so 2000 and late

sweet and sour gummy bears................uuhhhhhhhuuccck
might as well be sweat and sour harry potter flavored

>This is why I'm here and you're there
pic related where your headed>>24980840. He talks about porn shoots but doesn't even live in california. Its like you don't want to be coked up and methed up while you get railed

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I would take the blame for the last thread diminishing so quickly but I've got a fairly good reason for it being so.
I was caught up in all the dick rate threads, you guys know I can't help myself around phallic objects.
>>24964054
I'll take "Bin ladens hobbies" for 500.
>>24965427
I've always enjoyed the physical jobs, the jobs that require you to be down working the floor and using your body. I find that time flies way quicker when there's something physical involved in it and that especially goes for the low tier jobs where there perhaps might not be much of any other daily motivation for you not to get completely drained.
I think you're doing it right then, I've always struggled quite a bit with preparing for speaking. One question during an interview can throw me off completely and force me to rely on spontaneity and to be fair I think it work as an advantage.
Reading textbook and repeating has never seemed too attractive to me and I'm sure it's the same for people that interview people on the daily seeing the same shit over and over again.
I rarely do jokes, I tend to keep straight on the subject due to not knowing the other person very well. It's a speed date for sure but I don't wanna seem like I waste more time than we have to since it might get misinterpreted badly if the interviewers in a bad mood or whatever.
I'm on the ball whilst still trying to keep it as personal as it can be if that makes sense. Works a lot better with female interviewers in my experience.
It's str8 b8 m8.

Under the table as in not taxed?
Sounds like you can completely moonlight that shit. If it's off the records just collect benefits whilst keeping that shit hidden away from the good peeps at the gov. Might not get benefits like healthcare but you got that dough on the side mayne.
Well I don't think you should point out the fact you've worked illegally for 3 years, just state that you were either studying or you were unemployed. People lie in CV's constantly.
cont.

>>24981188
cont.
I think staying spontaneous and witty will most certainly help your case, considering there's an actual person you're talking to and not everything is to be seen as black and white.
Well, there's a difference between sarcasm and being kind. You can have a light personality and still be a complete asshole. I find it the most fun not really giving people the incentive in the first place to dislike me.
I tend to stay away from people until they actually actively seek me out because I've always found it the easiest leaving decisions to other people as long as I'm fine either way.
Then again, I'm perceived as a piece of shit to a lot of people due to a lack of caring, I guess it can be interpreted in a lot of ways.
No idea how I come off to be honest, but using those adjectives I guess it's only advantageous in a position of power, since any kind of leadership or taking initiative could just be perceived as intrusive and not welcome.

2920 characters, there's your essay.

>>24979495
It's called being an alpha male, you should probably try it some time cuckboi.

>>24979507
>post pics of the damage
There isnt any, luckily. My car woulda been fucked.

>How life with your gf
Well, she is my ex now. It was kind of a shock but I just dont really care at this point. The sex was the only good part of the relationship, we had nothing in common at all. She also kind of behaved in a childish way, making shit out to be nothing. Im workin on getting that community college pussay tho. Wanna get me a thicc bitch from north jersey.

>2 week long storm then 80f
Thats weird man. I thought cali was supposed to be sunshine and rainbows all year long

>Another arctic blast
I wouldnt be surprised at this point. Hell, we got winter in mid november.

>that video
Sounds like a wolf orgie

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Im down on my couch just listening to music and surfing the net.

https://youtu.be/PDSkFeMVNFs
https://youtu.be/v_2xFHNfFXE

Hmmm why am I a neet?
well after highschool I just wanted a break before going to college. Im currently just enjoying my first year without school. So im living in my house all alone. Its just the natural progression.

So basically my gramps moved into my parents house since he was getting too old and since his house was unused he gave it to me. I wanted to move in with some friends but they dont have jobs so they can't pay for stuff and gotta live at home. Currently trying to get roommates so the house isnt lonely and I can get some extra cash.

>>24981229
>>24981151
>bpt is by now
Bpt
Beats per tickle
You saucy boi
>later
i take my time, energy, sweat, tears and blood to post that and you just put it outside.
Fk u mum
>Plane crash jokes
Now that's what I call plowing your bird.
>ain't no baby
just point them towards the jobs office
>drowsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>beggers
4chan is in decline anyway
just wanna find the new degenerate place before it's too late
>discord
?
>beast(s)
don't you be racist, that's sexist
>so 2000
fuckbots when??
>railed on coke
sounds like a ghetto yutes dream

>>24981188
Awwwwwwww I believe you swede, sometimes you can't fight that urge to judge the measurement of of anon's boner. I'll let it slip if it was your fault
Which your clear of any wrong doing

Same here that seems to be the case with physical jobs, all that hustling around and lifting always seems to make time just go by. Idk if its because your busy using your body or that your at ease consciously while working. But some days just completely go by during a heavy workload.
But then again you have to be pretty okay with getting paid shit and or "wurk for tha city" in construction and make a decent wageslave. I've worked with migrant mexican workers before, tbqh they're pretty fun to be around. Always, always joking around
Speaking spontaneously does sound like an advantage since your speaking from the heart. But kek I don't want to tell them the whole truth. Like "I majority like lone wolfing most projects", and "I'll only be working here a few months so don't fuse".
Some questions she asked caught me off guard and I had to speak freely, but i wonder if that helped or ruined me kek

Yeah same here with practicing things over, even in school that would never help, I tend to stress out and forget everything when its time for a test. Old habit die hard I guess. Guess thats why I joke around with ppl if I feel they can handle it, just knowing I can ruin my first impression is pretty nerve racking
Even worse if that said person never laughs, that usually means I'm fucked and have to put on my serious face

>moonlight that
kek I thought this was a joke related to that movie. But yeah that just means you were paid in chase with no taxes. Which is cool if your "down with the scene" but that was a career type job and experience is bretty important.
And since there was no records of that job I can't get any govmint bucks, usually you need to be fired to get benefits. So now i can't be a real nig and sell dope while collecting money

>>24981220
As long as just like you said, that said interviewer isn't in a bad mood or something, than speaking honestly should help. But if I get asked (merican)football player questions I'm fucked. Some places will ask if you were a football captain to try to find the most leadership worthy employees
Think that happened when I tried appling at the staple center a year ago, but kek they were really looking for super preppy ppl. They asked for a video cover page and your social media contacts, none of which I had or wanted to do.
Lol with sarcasm alot of ppl are never sure if I'm joking around sometimes cause I guess I keep a serious face. I've gotten in awkward positions cause of it, but sometimes I just try to keep my own business and keep to myself. But it was an auto job so everyone is in your business
Fuc swed are you the pure bread version of me. I try to do the same thing, I'm just never sure if I'm wanted so I just stay in the background.

Meh I've always wondered how ppl view me too but kek its never anything good when I think about it, but I'm sure everyone does it. Then again I think I've asked ppl when they were warmed up to me about how I'm viewed. Pretty sure I was butthurt from what I heard so don't even bother asking
My friend found out that his coworkers thought he was a heroin addict, because he calls out alot kek. And of course its mostly girls that work there kek

>>24981806
kek kang of the alfas must puss ride every femanon that starts bitching about their relationship problems on the internet
anon your not alfa your more a fuckboi than any contactfag in the land of soc

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>>24982808
Well thank allah for that, but next time its either fight or flight I guess. Can't imagine how shitty it would have been with snow on the road

Ah well senpai, you had your fun and found out she wasn't all that cool. Shit happens know hopefully theres no awkward running into when you see her working. College poon shouldn't be too hard to acquire but then again you'll have to lie about your political,sjw, gender,poly sexual, and trump stances
to land anything good. Depending on how liberal your colleges get

I was used to that kind of weather in the mojave desert but not down here. Shits wired now, I got so use to it never raining for years and now I guess it went back to normal

Thats what seems to happen, the east and west coast just trade off storms, one is alright while the other gets destroyed by moody mother nature. I use to know someone in delaware, think it hit something like 110F in november a few years ago


Got a fresh pic of the sunset on the lake at the hansen dam park today. Saw the famous pair of white cranes there, but they're to rare to get in a photo.
Also some cucks with a drone were blowing out the spot we were "hanging out" at

>>24982842
Yo enjoy that break as long as you can anon, I know I did maybe for longer than I should have but still thats a vacation from being a slave to pencils and paper for twelve years
And sorry about the late response, these threads can be pretty dead sometimes and muh timezones and yuroposters

If you really really want you could gamble and post on craigslist, or somewhere safer for roommates. I never heard anything good form craigslist, usually the whole "dude lazy and stopped paying his rent" shit. But fuck your lucky you got your own place that soon on. I hope it ain't haunted or anything

>>24983210
>Beats per tickle
that is what I call my fap time......but thats besides the point
you'll never grasp an understanding on black people time, because ha your not on welfare

The rail roads were built off that but i don't hear anyone else bitch about it other than those freeloading chinamen with their woks and face masks

>ploughing the burds
http://abc7.com/news/riverside-plane-crash-survivors-remain-hospitalized;-ntsb-on-scene/1777309/
I like mine greased and ready to be worked, just like the FEMALE pilot is going to be when the NTSB starts questioning her. I smell jail time
>new degenerate
It'll probably just be some gay ass subreddit after 4chan implodes on its self
might as well 3D print a gun and kys
>down unda
kek I always thought there was at least one shitskin in this video
mfw when music videos will never be this again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0
will always be the most troll worthy music video ever
>?
you ppl don't even realise this is the silent killer of chan chatting
I'm about to make a fake one for ITT and see how many adds I get hahahahahaha(shedding an indian tear rn)

>fuckbots
hahahahahahah stupid gaijin dag, you can't fuck the waifu, you must luv the waifu
till the day they make a creampieable fucbot japan will never be great again

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was that every (you)?

well now its time to get high and go to bed and hopefully not have any weird ass dreams again.
Whelp good night thread, or good morning or happy afternoon or dawn or whatever, fuck you

Bump.
Will reply properly when I'm back home tonight.

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>>24983396
>Beats by tickle
So...you were white before you met him or...?
>Welfare
TFW that's literally the only thing keeping me in education.
>china
they built your nicknacks and toys
show some respect...or dorras.
>jail
you mean she didn't die?
Worst orgy i've ever heard about
>3d print
is already this far gone
>indian
rate my ankle, high raters get to see my big toe ;)
>>24983404
this dedication to a dying thread
impressive
but is it
life sustaining
>>24983770
>tonight
>implying the thread will live that long
:')

>>24983969
protip#2

that gifs not animated

>>24983969
protip#2

I lie sometimes.

>>24983969
protip#3

waiting can sometimes lead to marvelous results

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>>24983368
>Fight or flight
I would prefer for them to flight the fuck outta the way.

>Awkward running into her
I am in the produce department now and she is in a different part of the store. I will have to lie in college though, the anti trump sentiment is so strong, even for a mostly republican county. North jersey is republican and central to south is all democrat. Fuckin new yorkers are fuckin up the demographics.

>Not raining for years
Shit, I forgot parts of cali was in drought mode.

>One coast is alright while the other gets fucked
That is an apt description of whats happening. Cali is getting storms and flooding and I am wearing shorts in Feburary. It will probably swap in the next few weeks.

>Cucks with a drone
Thats a cool picture, man. Sunsets are fuckin dope.

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Haven't been here is fucking ages cuz I was banned lol, but I've always liked these threads. Most of you guys are cool dudes
>What are you doing currently
Eating some nice food and procrastinating on studying. I have a massive calculus exam tomorrow
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
to lazy to post links but I've been listen to a lot of Imagine Dragons (Smoke and Mirrors Album)
>Why are you a NEET
Why not
>Films/televison
I started The OA and I'm not sure if I like it. I recently finished Black Mirror which is pretty great in a fucked up way
>Books
I'm reading The Kite Runner. Its shitty but well written and beautiful so
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
>etc
...

>>24984282
I miss you so much. Post more often por favor.

>>24984372
this website has gotten me into a ton of shit so I'm not gonna be posting my face a whole lot, sorry bro. thanks for missing me i guess

>>24984375
Ignore the fags. A lot of people like you.

>>24984385
No not from people on here lol. One of my best guy friends got jealous and protective which escalated to him calling me a slut and the blackmailing me so yay

>>24984390
Not everyone is like your "friend".

I'm a dude and you are a girl I like a lot. You're one of my /soc/ favorites.

>>24984402
he was my friend he just had some destructive mental issues. I've cut ties with him but I'm still very paranoid.
And thanks thats really sweet of you. I'll stay active in threads like these

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Onwards.

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upwards

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So do I carve this fleur-de-lis here or not?

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ITT:

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But, what is fruit?

>>24984678
y

>>24984282
Who are you?

>>24985463
who are you

I'm going on a road trip. Start anew.
>>24984282
Leet shirt

>>24985727
thanks (i think)

Maybe I'll post, maybe I won't

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PL2ompyNKbOCSfB6_RdDkRIY0hrtwnma2q&v=WD7a4QZ7Y3g

Here's a song, hey.

>>24985737
Doubt I care of what you think, just like the shirt.

Damn whats with the sperggy behavior right now, well maybe its not an increase in it. But stop ruining my timezone posting
>>24985463
>>24985746
>>24984635
>>24984678
>>24985463

>>24984665
This is gold tho, someone needs to blow this up into macro size


>>24983969
I was white when I came out of my mother's tomb, but all shitskins are
you prob didn't know that huh? now your thinking of a joke
>ams on it too
ohhhhh and they say only blacks leech off of it. how ironic

not already knowing how to show up 10-15mins late for the rest of you life(insert current year joke for nu-male)
>didn't die
no out of some weird law of physics they say she was found a few houses away still able to walk
maybe she just said fuck it bailed, she better jew up for court
>far gone
its been done and the media crapped themselves, and then it all blew over

rating ankles? their barefoot 22 hours a day. They rate arm hair and anal coloring bro
jesus I thought you ppl weren't so ignorant

>life sustaining
is drinking water sustaining or injecting herion into your blood stream? NO
but I get to make macros and run into daywalkers on soc

>us
>>timezone

>doesn't reply to the one their shitting on
>come on now

I don't shit on friends, I poop gently.

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>>24984257
Might as well get a bull horn to do that since their so god damn jumpy

>I'm produce
Good now you don't have to waste your time giving her fake hellos dying bit by bit. But man I think thats just how it is since your a northern state, if they have a bunch of lib-professors then I guess you get "safe-spaces"
and kek new york defiantly has something to do with it too

Didn't illinois just get hit by some tornadoes this week? And it was a pretty clear and sunny day today. Its your turn now I guess, get ready


Wish I had more of those pics, glad I took it tho since it set a couple mins after that. But heres one of a double rainbow(apparently) from last week

>>24984282
>Most of you guys are cool
That can only go so far, theres been alot of faggatory in here lately. But welcome back I know I was kinda around when you posted, nice to have another oldfag pop in*
*and possibly get harassed by that samefag anon

and yeah how did going on 4chan instead of studying work out for you? Pretty sure you wasted it view ALL the dick r8 threads

Hey. How cool am I? Be honest...

>>24985901
Honestly I didn't really recognize many people but I just assumed the idea of the thread stayed the same.
I feel slightly pathetic to be considered an oldfag and its a little ironic (coughstillnotlegalcough)
I got the work done and now I'm miserable and tired so imma sleep. Nice talking to you

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>>24985900
then shit mah anon, you know how brown I am

>>24985911
uhhhhhhhhh desu senpai your as hot as pluto rn

No. Poop on me instead.

All on all, just a random and probably boring. Me.

>>24985922
As of now theres probably two or three regulars in here, that faggot brit is in here but thats really it, everyone else is ded or on break
kek thats kinda why I said it but theres like a golden era for this thread, and it ended so oldfags are kind of like angles I guess.>alreadyknowaboutthatdramastorm
> miserable and tired
oh shit look at that now your a normal human being now, do more and you'll lose your soul. Later famdingo

>>24985927
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyhhhhhyyhyyyyyyyyhhhhhh

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>>24985901
>Bull horn
That might work

>Northern state
Yeah dude its great just being away from the front line. Cashier was a mistake. My college ain't as bad as safe spaces and shit, but real people are like bummed about Trump winning. Its not just the college, its in the workplace, too. I hear coworkers complaining and asking about "how an asshole got into the office" and whatnot. One guy got actually upset about it. I am not sure if bad shit would happen, but I try to avoid bringing up my political leanings in public.

>Your turn now I guess
Please no 8 inches of snow again. Its march, give me a break. I'll take wind and hard rain but snow is fucking annoying.

>Double rainbow
Fuck me dude, your double makes my single look like nothing. This is from Huckleberry Ridge, NY. Just a couple minutes from High Point, NJ.

>>24984282
New phone, who dis? You a regular?

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>>24979474
Ever gotten water splash in an unwanted area? Physics brah.

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Wow so you cucks made another one

>>24986854
still so deperate for that (You) have one of my cheap ones for i am a benelovent god lol

>>24987082
Be my god :3

(You)x10000000^10000000^1000000...

>>24985743
This is the worst shit that I've heard in a long while.

>>24987143
Provide good shit

>>24987253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTtVbivvwA4

>>24987321
Smoke a bowl

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>>24987481

>>24987487
Gieve this poster a cookie

i love you guys...

>>24987549
O okay

>>24987549
I don't love you.

>>24987558
>>24987561

lol you guys have issues

>>24987561
Thanks for telling me.

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>>24987577
igi nahui cyka blyad

slizh a cigareta jest? mentol? bams, davai cheeki breeeki razborki

A NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

*squats*
so muzhiki yuo be saying
*eats sunflower seed*
so you be saying
*asks for a cigarette of a random passerby*
a nuuuu, hol up pacan
*spits on the street*
so you be saying that we wuz
*adjusts dress shoes*
that we wuz czars and shieeet?
*hard bass*
ZHOPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WE WUZ BOYARS AND SHIEET?
*does flat feet squat*
blyaaaaaaad

we wuz tzars and shieeet

>An anonomoose says doesn't love me...

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>>24987612
nu ok
ja lublyu tebja (:

>>24987619
Give me saliva

>>24986854
An octopus when stressed will proceed to eat itself.
>>24986320
Well that's what happens when you go to a water park.
>>24985947
>Poop on me instead.
Literally cancer. You are like me. Only I am betterer.
>Me
you no me
>>24985911
0/0
>>24985807
>Posting when I'm asleep
What nonsense is this, where's your care.
>Sperggy
>Now
We've already spergged, just not as blatantly and not as aggressively.
>Thinking of a joke
Actually I'm thinking of just closing 4chan and reading a book...or trying to draw...or doing something productive.
You know Brainna wu's running for congress?
Someone that retarded is actually doing more with there life than I am.
>Ironic
Welcome to [current year].
The system is being drained and abused, like an ex husband that signed the birth certificate.
>Jew up
So she got flung out of the cockpit?
Lmao, that's kinda mad. This is why woman shouldn't drive.
>ignorant
Not knowing I personally sampled the distilled juice from the floor tiles that were present on the 2g1c scene. It was a little nutty.
>Macros
Don't come at me with your hate speech.
Don't come.
At me.
With your.
Self.
>>24985180
A mixture of frustration, boredom, anxiety, loneliness, isolation, drug abuse and overall normal happy life.
That is 'y'

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>>24987632
salvia?

>>24987577
*Slow seal slap to the other flipper*
>>24987612
Harsh. You should seek counselling and take these magic pills that'll give you an itch that'll please you, they'll make you feel great.
>>24987632
I can give you a salamander.
(I can't, don't ask)

>>24987645
>>24987649
witnessed

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>>24987646
>Posting whilst I was in the process of posting.

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>>24987651
Yeah,yeah. Okay.

>>24987637
;*
>>24987646
Saliva

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>>24987654
>>24987655
>>24987656
im too low sentience to understand this post

>>24987656
i'm listening

>>24987649
Sip on tea

>>24987658
Aquire one
>>24987659
;*

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>>24987663
tech me

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>>24987658
come back another time
in another time
because every moment is unique

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>>24987661
.

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>>24987661
Did someone say tea?

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>>24987666
Teach me how to love this thread again

>>24987673
Drink some water with a pickle
>>24987665
:*

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>>24987680
DON'T KISS ME I BLUSH QUICKLY

Yeah what ever. Got to go. Kinda busy.

>>24987694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2PAkPp0_bY

>>24987678
I don't know actually. Maybe if we had a constant flow of chit-chatter. People who were content with there lives and didn't use this as an edgy outlit.

Just need to talk and make this a more welcoming place.

Liek that's gon fucking happen tho, lmao.

>>24987680
But I don't like water. ;_;

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>>24987714
well ok no love then ;-;

>>24987714
But do you eat pickle?

>>24987698
Can't watch it

>>24987735
Like a sandwich.
>>24987717
Where we are we don't need love.
We have memes.

>>24987742
Wana go to subway?

>>24987773
I'd love that right now.

>>24987794
Well. I am busy but I can make you one.

>>24987810
Sounds good to me.
I like bread.

>>24987822
I like bread too.

>>24987834
Let's both have some bread. :)

>>24987853
If you want to

>>24987637
Well at least theres some happy in there

Aced my calculus exam, don't know why I worry cuz I'm smart af (pls note the sarcasm)

I also looked slightly lesbian today which is fine by me

>>24987955
Topic?

>>24987957
It was a midterm so It was over a lot. Integrals, Applications of the antiderivative like finding area between two curve and the volume as something rotates along an axis. There was some exponential graphs and a lot of differentiation and Eulers method. Stuff like that

>>24987963
I know those ;/ sounds like HS

>>24987963
Gauss is gay

t. voltaire

>>24987986
Remind me of Voltaire please. I think in more familiar with guess elimination

>>24987892
I do. >>24987955
>sarcasm
>Implying we're not all braindead
Gosh u flatter me
>lesbo
>implying a feminine benis makes you a femule
Making a lot of implications today, ain't cha...
>happy
It was ironic but I'm pleasantly surprised by your optimistic tinted view. Keep it up
>aced
Nurd
>smartee
Why think when you have the Internet and tv

>>24988250
To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

>>24983325
Well let me tell you Sonny Jim, I sure couldn't at the very least.

It does make me wonder what higher up jobs feel like though, I've been doing WWF for so long now that I'm rather used to the heavy load of responsibility put on me but it has still always felt like more of a hobby than actual work.
It's honestly the sole reason as to why I'm pursuing a career as a psychologist, I want to challenge myself in a way where my expertise is the only thing I can fall back on.
I want to be a source on a paper about psychology some 17 year old kid is typing out in the future.
If it's a lower tier job I don't think you should be very concerned about pay unless you're in dire need. With my first job I saw working as the most important part, never the paycheck at the end.
We don't have mexicans here, it's either pure bred Swedes or middle easterners that have gotten to the stage where they're capable of understanding Swedish.
I don't think the whole truths necessary though, if you're able to conjure up stories in your head on a daily basis you're most likely able to put them into words with a little bit of effort aswell. I've been daydreaming for as long as I can remember and creativity is never something I've struggled with. If you're witty I doubt you struggle either.
I think it's most important knowing what kind of job that you're actually looking for and then making up your speech based on that. If the workplace involves a heavy amount of teamwork then yeah, perhaps it's not to your advantage going on about how you'd rather work alone.
Nothing's set in stone, work that bitch.

I wouldn't ever actually forget things, I'd just never study them to begin with because I knew a basic understanding would go a long way if I could just tie the key points together with a lot of shit inbetween.
It's a lot more important making people feel a certain way about you than it is them listening to what you're talking about.
cont.

>>24988268
What is this all mean :((


I kinda do btw.

>>24983325
If you can make people forget about 50% of what the fuck you're talking about but make them walk out of the room in love with you, that's more than anyone could ever ask for.
I suggest you never feel like a persons impression of you is more important than how you feel about yourself. I, for one, have spent way too much of my life hoping that someone else would recognize the work I've put in and grant me the slightest bit of gratitude for it. In the end other people are never worth more than your own well being.

Seems a bit odd that a career type job would be under the table as such, must've been dealing with some shady people my dude.
Can you not collect benefits for just being unemployed? Like a monthly paycheck in exchange for you actively looking for work. We have that system here.
You're a real nig to me.
>>24983348
Is that an actual thing in murica, having football captain on your CV or are you just b8ing me like the good ole times?
What kind of work was that? Feels like you applied to be a blogger.
Which'd be totally fetch btw. Do you, girl.
I feel like it's difficult portraying sarcasm with the english language, tone of voice never really interprets like you want it to. Maybe that's just me.
Well. People know when you hurt them and they know when you know you've hurt them. The question always boils down to whether it's worth hurting people to achieve what you sought to achieve.
What I guess I'm trying to say is that you never have to be uncertain.

I don't think I know you well enough to comment on that to be fair, but from what I've gathered I'm assuming you think a lot. In a rather neutral way but I reckon you're a narcissistic piece of shit aswell except you wish you weren't.
Girls usually talk a lot it seems, it's rarely ever anything good either. It all be schoolyard bullshit though.
>>24983969
Last laugh.
>>24984282
Who are you?

>>24988382
who are you?
>>24988264
stay in drugs and don't do school, kids
>>24987986
lovelyyy
>>24987968
hush

>tow obsessed with La La Land music

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>>24988386
If we're tripfagging people usually just call me Swede.
I just figured I'd ask since I haven't seen you around in these threads before, I think.

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>>24985992
I was actually referring you to picrelated

>>24986320
physics don't explain how a "splash" carried the poo to the front of the stool, well unless you let dingle berries hang low

>>24988416
well I'm Liz, I hung around bout a year ago and a lot of people hate me lol

>>24988428
>337 KB JPG
>>>24985992 (You) #
>I was actually referring you to picrelated
O how nice of you
>>24988428
It does but you don't see it. I'm not in power to illustrate but I might so you can see it too.

Where the fuck do I start as somebody who just moved to a new city?

Never had any particular interest in relationships or sex until I got the itch a couple weeks ago. Since then, I've been craving companionship and a female partner.

Right now, I'm a 22 year old kissless shut-in virgin.
However, for what it's worth, I've always been fairly popular during school due to my character.
My looks are fairly average, and I have very broad shoulders.

The two times I hit an actual club during my last year of school, I didn't really like it.
Never danced, just drank a lot of booze and talked to my friends.

I was thinking about hitting a local bar or lounge tomorrow, but that's about as much as I can come up with. Never really done something like this before on my own out of fear of looking like a pathetic autist.

>>24988386
>stay in drugs and don't do school, kids
Gg white man
>>24988382
Who's laughing when the tax man comes
>>24988364
>What is this all mean :((
Meanings are labels we place upon that which we seek to minimize to a human level.
Don't b a goldfish in an ocean of sharks
>do
me

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>>24986165
I never thought handling money and having to deal with faggoty ass customers really did mix, but you got something to throw on your resume now. And the way you say it just sounds like your town is more lib than you thought. Then again I'm not really sure where itailian wops really
stand on the trump issue. But this here is america, if the dems lose they complain. If reps lose they complain and then life goes on. If i was you(especially living in LA) I'd keep my mouth shut on anything political, doesn't matter how bad you want to redpill someone "cuz you right da wrong"
Kek just ask britanon how that worked out for him, no he gets called a racist at the groceries

>no 8 inchers
Well dude its literally 79F here right now, I think something big is about to hit you. I'd be wearing shorts if I ever wore any

I'm not even really sure if I could see a 2x doubla rainboah, my mum kept shitting that out of her mouth. But wtf the rainbow is touching the ground, that means theres a dead body planted somewhere

Got this creepy tricycle I ran into at hansen dam(as always) hopefully I take some new ones today

>>24988439
Illustrate it anon for neither heaven nor hell can produce the stain of humanity like thy did before us
pretty sure it was my brother's doing since he likes dildoing himself, probably was gaped when he took a shit

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>>24987637
>where's your care
once again my inner night owl has peaked again
to-tomorrow will be different
>aggressive
maybe we should just move the aggressiveness towards fem for contact info, then crosspost and make a kik group

I need to start doing something like that when 4chan and this board hits after hours, not like theres anything to do on /soc/ at that time. Other fap and tell someone to spread it
>Brainna wu
Wow is this really news or just nightmare fuel? I guess you can do anything you want when your the "starlight" of gaming kek.
Plus what a waste says she has a degree in investigative journalism and she wants to run for congress...oh the irony. Least I can write my congressman with death threats

Bitch that baby has a big jew noise........bitch you know I'm only 8% jewish, how is it mines?
Only cucks sign shit with anything other than: XXX
>This is why woman shouldn't drive
Thats a punchline no one here can even make in public yet, but hey I never crashed a plane, flew 100ft form the crash site and lived
she should have just ran like it was a hit-n-run. They never solve those out here
>juices
not sure if you guys have a 7-11 over there, but that would defiantly be a slurpee

>With your.
>Self.
funny cause I see alot of yourself in this picrelated

>>24987632
>>24987646
somebody please go out of their way and buy some and make a webm of them self tripping
I'll prob never smoke that stuff again.........unless a girl smoked it too cuz I'm a bitch

>>24988478
>Don't b a goldfish in an ocean of sharks
I guess I know but you have me back, I hope.
>>24988479
After I eat.
>>24988439
You and me, maybe.

>>24988572
Saliva :)))

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Trajectory. It curled and went against gravity from curved fall. Sir is lucky it didn't fly back in.

>>24987673
>>24987676
whoopie is that you?

BITCH
you know you still owe me 25 for that tire

>>24988326
I thought about that too sometimes, I guess I can only assume those are the ones that require lots of sitting and memos to higher ups, TPS reports and shit like that. If anything a job that feels like a hobby is a blessing, if your not stressed out by it than thats a +
Tbqh and open it seems like psychology is making a come back with the amount of ppl who say their depressed and need counseling. Which is good in a way since your trying to challenge yourself, the demand for a practiced psy will increase and shitty ones will loose their jobs
Shit man your on /soc/ you know how much material there is here to write a thesis on? You could do something on the causes and effects that creates the daddy-dom effect or something seriously
Not in real dire need but i do need to buy another car at some point, but kek when I started working I only made $160, then had to drive 104km back home and give me mum around $80 when she was being broke and lazy
I want to say if they can learn swedish than maybe I can, but then again arabic is already a pretty hard language to learn, just be happy their not protesting every time trump makes an announcement

Conjuring up stories is one of my specialties so at least have that down, but your right about the whole team work thing. Thats a good point to make since some ppl like going on and on about themselves sometimes. Talking about that I've never really been that good on describing myself, in a non-workplace way
Espically when making a skype post about me in the those dumb skype threads(which I do not post in anymore)

Not studying shit just because is why I sucked in school and another reason why I don't want to start real college till I better myself. Maybe writing acual notes would help you out but then again thats the whole repetitive studying thing you were talking about earlier

1/2 or 3 who knows

here's your (you)'s
i shall now go and cri myself into a coma.
gn till tomorrow
>>24988642
>you know you still owe me 25 for that tire
Check this privileged.
>>24988578
>but you have me back, I hope.
Trust no one, not even trust.
>>24988572
>TFW didn't even notice my face
>different
liar
>slurpee
>not fermenting it into jenkam and wine
pheasant.

>>24988382
Wait by WWF do you mean the world wildlife foundation, if yes I always thought that was an all merican thing.

Kek tho I'm not sure how I feel about that, as a guy who jokes around and also talks serious. There's time when I know ppl are never sure if I'm joking or telling the plain truth, I call that the Richard Pryer effect.
Then again maybe I would like someone to ignore everything I said and just think about my meat log lol, but facts are more important to me than soaked panties.......wait at least I think so fuc

True usually chasing perfections just leads about to finding out your imperfect in a way. From what I found out, when you put 100% into something then no one will notice, then you keeping doing that and stop giving a fuck about gratitude.
Then after you gave up giving a fuck someone somewhere will tell you how much of a good job your doing. But that point you won't or shouldn't care and just continue to put the same effort in as always. I usually just throw out any perfectionist's opinion of me out, their usually the ones who are never happy.

It's was more 50/50 on the shady part, the head mechanic use to be kinda of shady back then(coke and alcohol problem,clean now) so hiring someone like that wasn't unusual for him. But then he married my step aunt and their both in business together, they are both pretty damn cheap too so hiring a bitchbout with family ties helped. I was mostly a cheap source of labor.
Can't do any off that unless I have records and tax statements that I actually worked. Like checks and income which never happened since they paid me $400 in cash which I hated. Can't explain that one to the cops lol

2/3

>>24988382
3/3 Kang of kangs

Depends on what their looking for, like a manager position or something, seen it a couple times but not alot.
Kind of dumb since out of a whole damn team 1% would be the captain. Just tell me what your looking for, what if I was a soccer captain kek?

If I remember right it was just a stage hand to move equipment around the stadium, idk why they went full nu-male for a job like that. I had more experience moving shit than I did using a webcam or vlogging

The key to sarcasm is just giving off your not happy or willing to do something, so your tone should mirror that. But I think my gen kinda ruined that with all the ironicism they use on a daily basis. And as a person who ball busts sometimes or doesn't sugar coat: it's usually not worth it. Getting frustrated so much where you shut them down and make them second guess is pretty shitty,
hell even having ppl agree with me after debating something make me feel bad

Had to finish the rest of this on the toilet since my stomach hates me

>>24988717
I did, so whatever.

Probability saves us from being stuck. Wrong, wrong. I thought it was worth it.

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>>24988606
Then my theory is correct, only someone with a loose asshole could commit such a heinous crime to humanity.
Such actions are unexcusable and most indubitably will go punished.

As of now I am currently shitty on the loo let's see if it was me all a long doing this.

>>24988717
Sleep now child for you neither the day nor night when my wrath will flow

What?
Since when is asking for MAH money back crossing the lines on race.
You've been listening to your professor a little too hard

>fermenting
You can ferment ice molecules and syrup into anything boius. Looks like that government tuition isn't going anywhere huh Mr.chemcial reaction man huh?

>notknowingthere'stworegularfagsin thatmacro.jpeg

>>24988774
*can't ferment

Oh my god there goes everything in my banter. I blame the Jews in the academy for not sending me Jews to write my punch lines

>>24988774
Or tight. It's also about velocity. Put the theory to the test. Make a study.

>>24988788
Well I clogged it so no I have to erase my studies thru pouring bleach in the pour fella
Never had an easy time shooting anything about above the speed barrier so it can't be my doing

>>24988810
Lol I get ya.

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>>24988814
We're done here case closed, I'm turning this into an X-file
If you go on this case a again, its your ass and your career

>>24988822
I want to get blunted.

>>24988828
just got and buy some swishers and roll up cadet, and no backwoods are gross fuc off m8

>>24988925
What are backwoods ha?

>>24988822
Alright with me to close the case...

>>24988941
>What are backwoods
sounds like you already know anon, they are litteraly treebark that nu-ppl put weed into

>>24988941
Then why were you just back out in the feild bangering the suspect

DAMNIT I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE IT ALONE, I know they took your sister but theres but thi in the higher ops don't you see?

>>24989015
:ooooo >>24989015
May have known.
>>24989015
:oooo

>>24988479
>Handling money and dealing with faggy customers.
It aint the customers that are the problem, it is just the sense of easyness about the job. Im not learning anything or being challenged. It is complete hell to have a job like that. I have some history now though, so thats something.

>Italians stand on trump
Most Italians adore trump. They really identify with his rise to money, since a lot of them took that same path after they first came in on Ellis Island. Look up "hwndu italian" or "hwndu uncle tony". Kinda shows how working class Italians feel about the politics and shit.

>Keep my mouth shut on anything political
Damn straight. I missed the story about brit anon. Is he here to elaborate?

>Something is about to hit
I know its about to hit, I can feel it in my bones
I didn't know about that rainbow thing. Is that based on some California myth?

>Creepy bicycle
It aint really that creepy, it is just some dickhead who decided to litter in a public place. Goddammit litter on my trails REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24979507
The deer around my area are highly intelligent to the entire cars and people thing.
They graze alongside the road and only ever cross when there absolutely isn't any car nearby. They can sense them by sound/vibration it seems. When I drive past them I roll down my window and shout AYYY at them real loud and they look at me like a rando would if I pulled up on them like that. Makes me kek everytime.

>>24988429
Yeah, you I know then.
I don't remember you being in these threads much but welcome back.
I'm the guy you asked if I had done any modeling in the ask thread earlier.
>>24988478
The tax man.
What do I win?
>>24988642
>>24988726
>>24988728
I'll reply to these once I get back home again, which should be in 6-7 hours or so.

I turn 22 today, for anyone interested.
Never been a big fan of birthdays though.

Late night post coming in trying not to stay up to late

>>24989026
>may
ohhhh sure you have, don't be mad that you learned something today

>>24989162
Your telling me you haven't ran into any shitty uppity black girls or hostile ass hispanspics/italian moms yet? I always thought that was the more challenging part of it all.
btw I'm trademarking hispanspics never used that before

Idk where my idea of italians being republicans came from, guess that just come from years of itailian based tv and films from the 70-80s. Well that vid didn't teach me alot but I know they feel trumps the next ronald reagen, very passionate about that, but trumps rise to money was inheritance from daddy fred trump
.....................and that NYPD won't do anything if a bunch of whops chimpout in front of a cam booth pretty funny and also one sided.

>is he here to elaborate
oh he is but I'm sure he won't because "reasons"
I'll just save you the trouble: He hears his teacher spout out libtrash about a nuclear war being better than trump being in office, says something out loud to teacher, entire classroom becomes hostile to him for it, is now labeled a nazi

Whelp senpai it'll ran here on sunday THEN it'll hit 80 next week. That sounds like snow to me, I'll be chilling and killing when it happens
Errrr I actually think I've heard that joke before on a tv show, doesn't help they shot in solcal either

After you leave out the whole garbage fact it was kinda creepy, just in the fact that it wasn't there the day before and that area of the lake is where dudes take their hookers or gf(?) to fuck

>>24989636
Maybe its a deer's breed that determines how street wise and intelligent they are. How big are they in your parts any how?
I wonder if they can really feel out a cars vibration or its just knowledge passed down by the elders, their abuela deery probably has seen some shit and they found out that "car" make noise when they come woshy wosh. Anon you need to yell out AYYYYY NIGGA and throw a brick at them at 40+mph
Or just try taking a pic and posting it for us faggots ITT

>>24989909
Well this is a good time to see how long a sleep for, I'll hopefully be on here early so I can (you) you properly

BUT HOLY SHIT SWED
I always thought you were older than me, but then again I'm never sure since everyone here looks younger than they should look
Try to do something nice for your bday, I usually just get depressed and think about my life sooooooo don't do that. I can draw you something as a gift but kek I owe brit a drawing and someone else one too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY(I'll prob come up with a better bday post later on)

>>24990031

K I won't be maad.

Good morning what is going on

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>>24989909
Happy birthday.

>>24990479
Not yet

>>24989909
ohh cool bro, I forget if you liked me or not but I'm trying not to be an annoying shit this time around
and happy birthday, are you doing anything special?

I smoked weed

>>24990798
everyday

>>24990806
No today

Bum p

>>24990042
Here's a little secret I'll let you in on.
I'm never on time.
If you think you need to ever hurry, don't.

Yeah I look fairly old. I've been working since I was 16 though, I guess time takes its toll.
I don't really celebrate my birthday, I don't have much of a family anymore and I don't see much of a reason to.
I'd appreciate that, no stress though.
You're the first happy birthday today, cheers mate.
>>24990479
Thanks mate.
>>24990744
Never really had an opinion on the matter, I think people were mostly whining because of the underage thing. I've been visiting 4chan since I was 13, I can't comment.
Doubt anyone really hated you except for the creepy basement dwellers that didn't get their fix.
Not doing anything really, a normal friday filled with work. What about you?
>>24990042
I'll type the response(s) out whilst working on a paper I'm doing, don't expect anything quick.

>>24991099
Happy good birthday

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Guess what I found boyos

>>24991131
Cheerios ;c

>>24988642
Or you recruit an assistant that does literally everything for you. Everything comes easy when you're rich as fuck, even work.
Then again, having responsibility over several people and relying on them to do good in your name is nervewracking at times.
I think it's a good thing, it feeling like a hobby but it the reason why it feels like that is because I've got a genuine interest in it. There's still a shitload to be done at all times and if anything it has given me a lot more stress than relief over the years.
The pay for psychologists is shit, besides a lot more people are pseudo-depressed now than ever before, making it a lot harder to do the job properly. I think experience over time weighs heavier than in the past since having a feeling for it is definitely something of great value.
There's most certainly people here with difficulties but writing a thesis on something that random, anonymous people on the internet conjured up seems more work than value. If subjective matter was something I found important I'd head straight to some left wing headquarter.
You made $160? How does that make any sense, how long did you even work for? Seems like some summer job going south after 2 weeks.
I can imagine the trump situation being a bitch to anyone that isn't a self proclaimed speech expert. Don't you guys have rules when it comes to protesting or can anyone just decide to be a stuck up bitch whenever they want?

Talk the talk that people wanna hear, not the one that's going to make them question you. It's very difficult in my experience to describe who you are as a person, I doubt you're the only person experiencing that. I think a good place to start is to be less harsh on yourself, people are never going to be as in-depth about you as you are about yourself.
I've never ever entered one of those, seems like a good way to meet some fucked up individuals seeking that sweet, sweet male nectar though.
(1/?)

>>24988642
Why'd you suck in school then? You seem literate enough to carry yourself quite well, if I was to believe in any of it I'd assume it was a mentality issue.
Do you feel like it's bothersome actually trying for once?
>>24988726
Yeah, the World Wildlife Fund. It was most likely founded in the US but affiliates are all over the world.

There are always going to be people not merging well with your personality. Sarcasm is rather sensitive for most though and usually people using sarcasm don't use it very well to begin with.
I've come across too many people not using it and coming out funny but more so just being plain rude. Misinterpretations are everywhere though, who got da time to worry about what other people think mayne.
Suppose it depends on what you're looking for, I've always disliked relationships and having people know me too well so I can't really comment on the topic.

That's a good way of putting it.
I think as your experience grows your ego also does the same, making opinions gathered from people outside the area of expertise unreliable and rather pointless to be fair.
Don't be too hard on the positives though. I, for one, always find that I can appreciate comments from other people a lot more than I think of myself. It ties back to the fact that you're a lot more critical about yourself than other people are towards you, which'd subsequently mean that they also think higher of you. Unless you're a good boy.

Pretty shit that is, atleast it was a paycheck at the end of the month looking back.
I hope your aunt is ugly, he doesn't seem like a person deserving all too much.
This some slave shit.

It doesn't work like that here, if you're unemployed for longer than 3 months you're eligible for benefits to get on your feet and keep you motivated looking for work. We seem to be in different worlds, Jeremiah.
(2/3)

>>24988728
Doesn't seem like the best way to check for qualifications to be honest, wouldn't work experience weigh heavier than slapping butts in the showers?
Then I'd be a cheerleader and totally into you.

Makes no real sense then, I reckon the recruiters were inexperienced as fuck and had zero clue as to what they were looking for if that was the case. Current employees aren't necessarily better just due to the circumstances.

There's a fine line between seeming unappreciative and doing it in a funny manner though. Especially when it boils down to what the counter part is used to facing.
I can imagine it sucks. I don't talk much to begin with in my personal life, probably for the better.
This I can relate to. Winning an argument when having argued like crazy for the last 20-30 minutes feels like shit when they admit that they're defeated. I'd rather have people bring proper arguments and rule me out than having that happen.

I'll note this down.

>>24991116
Thanks friend.
Hope you have a good day too.

>>24991272
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>>24991272
I watched pic uploaded with waffles

>>24991330
Anything's good with waffles.

>>24991361
Yeahhh :)

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>mask

>>24991099
Welcome to the party then, my track record on posting is quite shitty sometimes even as OP, but this thread is thriving without me, so I no complain
I told this to brit: I'm a nigroid so I run off B.P.T., I'll be 15-20 mins late for my whole life

I've only seen maybe two pics of you so that prob adds to the whole thing. Plus white people with beards throw me off
Yo just don't spend the day(or yesterday?) being down or anything, go do something you like to do. I haven't done anything on my bday for maybe 5 years or so now, kek I still need to celebrate my 21st bday

>>24991131
Eat the entire box and what till you have to take a shit, I've had numerous ppl tell me froot loops turns their shit green for some reason
>mfw I just realized its spelled "FROOT" loops

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And my bitch of a wife lizard desided to make an appearance after vanishing behind my computer earlier this week.

Still forgot to brew me my coffee tho, enjoy the vaseline photo

>>24991212
I have a feeling if I ever get that "great" and rich I'll most likely just end up doing some things on my own just because I'm like that. Old independent habits die hard.
That what I picked up from working in that autoshop, You have to rely on ppl who most likely don't even care that much or are looking out for themselves. Not sure if I could ever be a boss. Well if it helps I was generally interested in that job but after some years
passed and I got to know the industry and the ppl, I kinda lost interest. Not because of the work stress it was just the drama and attitude the ppl have off sometimes. The shop owner and his son arguing all the time, the office ladies messing up even tho their more qualified than me, and of course working for the family.
went and googled pseudo-depression, didn't know you could lose your memory from depression. If you want to practice something you have to get into the waist-high shit and look thru it, maybe soc isn't the place kek, but having some kind of thesis will help you in becoming a physiologist

I made $160 when I started working there, then maybe a year later they started giving me more hours then I helped them move their shop. After that its was around $300-500 depending on bidness
Can't really say anything about trump on here without looking like a libcunt. but if anything that guy is KANG of making unnecessary speeches and go no where with them. But the ppl love him so what can you do

I'm not sure if I'm being harsh with myself or I just have no idea what my likes are, or maybe its me not trying to list anything other might not like.
kek idk what their for anymore, most anons just want to talk. Its mostly "oh I'm a very social person, I love meeting new ppl" then you start a convo with them and they just give you single syllable replies, plus I think me being black place a small part too, kek got to love 4chan

>>24991254
I was just a certified slacker, never been motivated to work hard in school. Plus I never did like homework in any way
I don't think its that, I just don't want to make a 2 year commitment for degree I might not get a job for, plus I don't want to fall into my old habit of being lazy

Well swede now I know why you had girls casing your tail. Your a handsome young man with pure aryan facial features, you work with animals(or for animals), and you don't chase and ignore women. That has all the makings of a certified HUNK

I've ran into those ppl, which I almost have more respect for than ppl who do like me, its either ppl hate my guts or kinda suck up to me(I still have no clue why that happens) then I just turn into their token buddy.
Sarcasm use to be a thing for youngsters but I've had grown men use it on me...tbqh its kinda annoying when the shoe is on the other foot. Its something you have no problem doing till you hear it yourself. True about misinterpretation but sometimes you have care like with a interview or kek running into cops
>daily reminder that they'll be more relaxed towards blacks if they have work shirts on, thank god I did

I just want to think of it as adapting to your surroundings, but kek after re-reading my post I'm just glad you got the meaning from that mess
>unreliable and rather pointless
Thats pretty damn true theres always someone who thinks they know the ins and out of what you do, and they don't even work in that field. Thats when you should nod your head and say "yeah sure". I've always told myself "don't not take complements likely ,their just being nice" But they do boost a man's ego sometimes

now its going to be 2/3

>>24991254
>Unless you're a good boy
Kek I think my problem is that ppl think to highly of me, when I'm just another pot smoking, curse word loving nigroid when I'm not working.

I can be gratefully it was a pay every week not bi-weekly and I was payed by the hour not commission. Which is pretty uncommon for auto-shops
Lol I think shes ugly but apparently not men her age, since shes black and philippine which makes her short with a big ass.

Different worlds? no its just your country likes to help out its citizens instead of asking for more taxes. Fucking socialist scum

>>24991270
You think that but your also forgetting how high america places it's football player on their pedestal. You can get away with rape in college through out your life, cuz you play gud ball, shit happens all the time
nah I'm not sure cheerleading will get you anywhere other than a manger job at hOOters or something lol

Only thing I could think of was they look for preppy kids to show to the audience during half time or something. Especially since there's a 45% chance they'll be on tv since its basketball game. but who knows

I usually try to just scan someone when I meet them to see if I should stay serious or break the ice with a joke. Some folks just don't like to laugh like that boss-aunt jesus I hated talking to her
As for talking about myself, I usually don't talk to anyone till they talk to me. But then after I warm up to them I'm an open book. Tho that scares some ppl off
Its the whole "I'm wrong your right" I'm just not use to it, it feels bad like I just stomped out someone's flame or passion. When I was younger I was always wrong and I'm not sure I got use to being a source of information now

damn man I do miss me some big posts, feels good

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>>24991556
Haven't seen this in ages, isn't conan a grown man in a child's body or something like that?
Or I might be mixing that up with some other anime since "turning back into kids" was a thing in 90s animu

>>24992009
You know more than I do hahah. Discovered it today, thought it was cool.

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>>24992031
but anon did you watch it? How doe it fit on you?

>>24990031
>uppity black girls
No, but I have run into some dumbshit hispanic moms. Some stupid spic was letting her kid play with the area that I usually put those lane divider sticks. I wasn't really looking so I just pushed one in there and it jammed up his fingers. His mom got all pissy but I bet you a hundred fucking bucks that retard little shit will keep his hands to himself now.

>Italian based films
They do feel that, RR was like the best president to them. I guess it was during a time where a lot of people were doing well, Italians included. Was that the height of the mob and shady government contracts? NYPD wont give a shit if wops chimp out because most NYPD is wops.

>Revealed his power level in school
Thats where he fucked up

>Chilling and killing
What does that mean?

>Where dudes take their hookers to fuck
California is a messed up place, dude. Cant they find some old parking lot or some shit?

>>24992305
I've watched anime before. Inskimmed over a little ;p

I'm wondering if there are any reputable dating sites designed for older women/younger men? Whenever I message older women on the sites I'm on, I get the same "you're too young" response. I'm 25 for the record.

I really want to meet and hook up with older women. The age gap is a turn on for me, so I'm ok with average looking BBW. My standards aren't even high. I just can't find anyone at all who is interested in the idea.

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>>24992383
Well what is that kid going to say in defense of that? Thats on his and his mom's ass, your suppose to tell your kids to keep their damn hands to themselves in the groceries. Then again I learned that from the belt and I've seen enough spazzy ass kids sperg out at the store
to know he will probably do it again because his mom told him he did nothing wrong. Not sure how many nu-kids even get tough love now

Funny tho cause that dude is from my state and simi valley of all places, thats one of the whitest places near LA(not counting orange county), usually east cucks don't want anything to do with cali. Errrrrr kinda like the 70s was the height and then they started cracking down on da mob life from then.
But yo you can take the mod out, but shady contractors are here to stay. Kek I almost forgot about that about the nypd, I wish black cops were like that but lol their not

>the meaning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6htvI4wnz8
just a dumb quote from a dumb movie thats now better than the other 4 or 5

Not sure if all the parks are like that, but its sylmar this place is always kinda shitty, plus that famous street of hookers is pretty close over here too
Just look at a pic of this park, theres so many damn places to commit some kind of crime........or just ride your horse

>>24992660
Whoa whoa no one here is challenging you on how much anime you been watch(as you put it), idk if anyone here will debate animu
Well maybe if I was a little drunk or something idk

>>24992712
You might as well just start using those dating app for just old people, no matter what kind of boarders or genre of dating sites they make they'll always be those guy who use it who don't fit in the nitch. Like white guys using black ppl meat.com
Either that or you go and post nudes on /r/gone wild, or throw out the internet stuff and just find a high end bar that has older women. I have a feeling cougars would rather just meat and greet young boys in person

But god bless you for trying to find a sugar mama, if grilles go out their way to bang old men, WE should have that option too.
>inb4 your the weird one in girl's eyes for liking older women

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Alright thread I got a shit brewing in my stomach from a steak that could clog an exhaust pipe
I bid you all farewell to the posters and the bitch ass mark ass lurkers that lurk here and do lurky things in the shadow of god


>"basi mungu tabasamu juu ya adui zangu kama i wanacheza katika damu yao"
t. kuteka bila majina

>What are you doing currently
Jewtube
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36tnx71FtAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG5aSZBAuPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fncz8VxnRPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsOregzz4J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIccROn9cGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN0RPWII7gY

>Why are you a NEET
>Films/televison
>Books
Art of war, baltazar, etc
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
:-)
>etc
Hai, am bbox. What up fags
>>24989909
My old body pillow, if you can catch it. It ran away a few nights ago.
>>24988774
>wrath will flow
My head hurts, why have you forsaken me
>listening
>in a class
Oh, ho ho. On the contrary, my dear. I'm in fact failing all my classes and not even turning up to class. It's okay small minds couldn't of guessed. ;) :*
>ice
Not glucose and oxygen
It's like you do not want to allah akbar in your pants. Gosh
>macro
I stopped looking at the macro since the thread tends to die too quickly.
>>24988735
Rebel without a clue.

200th post


benis

>>24993038
I actually had more success with older women I met in real life than on the internet. I pursue both outlets. I like the internet option because, you know, I am here. I am a shut in who uses the internet too much.

It was a fun relationship the two times I got it to work. Cliches about older women being good at sex seem to be true. To bad those were only short term deals.

When it worked, it sort of happened organically. I flirted back and forth with an older woman, once at a grocery store and another time at a bar, and then we hooked up. The entire time I got the feeling she was in control of the situation and I felt really lucky she picked me. It sounds like I'm being taken advantage of when I say it like that, but I'm definitely ok with it.

>>24993038
I'd watch it.
>>24993191
Kinda right actually ;>

>>24993020
>Tell your kids to keep your damn hands to yourself
Too many parents are just fucking bailing on the whole "parenting" thing. Ive seen them just exist in this catatonic fucking state while their hellspawn kids will literally scream and yell in public. I once saw a pair of kids scream at each other for 4 minutes straight. Not yelling or shouting, literally top of the lungs screaming at each other for no reason. The parent did nothing about it. It isnt up to us to shame the kids or hurt them with violence anymore. What we have to do is publicly shame the parents and make them feel like absolute shit. Just use simple looks and phrases to make the parents question their decisions. The kid won't feel shit, but the parent will feel something. Its all about small victories.

>Whitest places near LA
I didn't know those still existed. Shady contractors make me think of Frank Reynolds. Black cops arent like white cops? I thought there was some "based nogs" in the police departments in America. Maybe I've been memed into believing this.

>So many places to commit a crime
I see it now. With all that space, there is all those nooks and crannies to do shit in.

>>24993672
c:

Ye boi

>>24993865
Yeee righ back. I like it when you call me that... Lol good Sunday and weekends.

>>24993950
Am on 4chinny on caturday

it's a good day my boy

how do you plan on using your time awake today

>>24993971
Oil change, quick job then maybe hang out with a friend. Probably not smoke a bowl. Text me if you want.

E tu?

>>24993985
>Text me if you want.
I don't have ur [obligatory name memes of communcation] ID's
don't do me like this, do it like that
>e tu
have some Chinese then go read, maybe get some drawing in there. Might spam thread but that'd probably just kill it quicker.

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Teeea hue

>>24994005
Sounds like a fun day.

>>24994013
I'd like to think so

>>24994019
Then think, the world is your imagination.

There is more to sex, drugs and alcohol. There is ones life.

>>24994031
I'd hate to think I thought up something as disgustingly vile and horrendous as cold Mcdonalds fries.
>>24994006
Is that a bagina?? 0u0

>>24994044
Well. Practice.
>>24994044
No but those are dubs you rolled. If anything my teacup was on my crotch.

I wrote and essay how i went to Disneyland as a kid. Everyone hated me. Now I can go to Disneyland everyday or even book an entire week for myself.

Never been there.

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I got a haircut that i feel shitty about but now I smell like watermelon

oh snapple

I ate a lot

>>24994072
>Well. Practice.
Nah i just got fatter
>>24994072
>u rolled.
only thing getting rolled today
>>24994072
>crotch.
thought you were a silkworm??
i am baffled
>>24994785
on one side i like watermelon
on the other your hair is still long so i don't see how it was cut

you must now stick your tongue in that bottle, face the bottle face on, and rawr.
for the memes.

>>24994848
they just cut too much off but I'll get over it. The bottle died c:

>>24994858
>The bottle died c:
You better give it mouth to mouth or else it's mama's gonna be sad
>too much
it looks nice, chillax hombre

>>24994785
wtf stacy you look like way too much of a normie white girl to be here.

>>24994881
yes i'll just deep throat the bottle and all will be well
>>24994891
stacy? and I am a normie white girl

>>24995140
That works too, i guess

>>24994848
Waffles

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Got some incoming (you)s on the way, didn't want to kill the thread with them earlier and now it's decelent and quiet so here's my chance.

And thank Ra there's a few new posters in here too, wonder where the lurkers are at tho

Checking in

Ho shit sonny here are these (you)s I was talking about, remember? Remember when I said I was going to reply to your posts, remember

>>24993191
>Art of war
jesus I'd like to read that one day, but it seems all the edgy righties are all over that shit like it a trendy caramel macchiato
JESUS CHRIST

>forsaken me
its shouldn't since I fudge up that quote, pretty sure it just your spectrum acting up
Well only a privileged white monkey man would fail his free classes and then brag about it. You better get some knee pads and suck your teacher's clit like a real millennial
>glucose and oxygen
Not just ordering some premium meat online and just make a dry ice bomb

Ecusses excusses, next will have cock in mouth just because you said that

>>24993272
go fucking die capitaine

>>24993404
The internet is nice and all don't blame you but the real life option is more straight forward and direct, plus you don't have to play the game "of messager" of not trying to come off too clingy or not coming off like you don't care

Its kinda true that older women know what they want and have the means of getting it, but that just comes with age I suppose. Same reason why 50yo men get hoat jailbait 18yo lol
Well if you had more luck meeting them in person and talking to them, might as well keep using the formula till it strains out. kek my old coworker said the same thing about them being in control, he used okcupid to hook up them. Heads up he also caught a STD and got a fat mexican girl preggers....so yeah

>>24993672
wat?

>>24993743
Those kids screaming at each other reminds me of my two jack russell siblings who'd bark in eachother faces for around 10 mins straight. Idk how the parents just stand there shock when their kids spazz out like that. First thing my mind would tell me to do is yell at them to shut the fuck up if they were mine.
Not sure what shaming a grown adult would do tbqh, if anything it'll just make them upset, take their kids home a beat them cause they got so embarrassed. Its either you bring your kids up on morals of right and wrong, or you hit them with belt. Either way both are flawed and grounding them never helps
I feel like ive seen people fight over general looks when their kids act up, but their most likely they were mexi or black

>still existed
where do you all hear this stuff from any how, seems like its only east shitters and fly over states that complain about mexican invasions. Most NOT all black cops carry that whole uncle tom vibe since they want to make a differance to their community.
Just look up DC cops their all black and no one likes them. My dad kinda carried that vibe tho he was just a federal prison guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSLLGgSPRVo
Heres a good way of putting it, and heres one for the lols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce667D4kHq0

Now you know, that whole place is a wild life preserve tho you can go anywhere you want. I've prob only been thru 40% of that park
Daily reminder that whole place use to be a giant lake for boating, thanks clinton

>>24993985
You better have changed the filter too, or your just a lazy ass cuck who doesn't want the most mileage out of his honda

>>24994785
Whoa someone else posted a pic of themselves, why is that so hard for the rest of you fags I ask?

>>24995947
Just finished :))))
>>24995940
I wouldn't mind watching anime.

>>24995947
>Stand there when their kids spazz out
They are weak fucking sissies who have checked out on life so they do not feel when their little shitspawn is bothering others. They just don't care, or they have been defeated by the kids themselves. They have given in to too many temper tantrums and fits. The few that try to grow up on good and bad are decent people, but the rest are fucking assholes who just check out. Violence can't teach kids shit, though. That is why spics and niggers are always more violent on average, because they were brought up with that mentality.

>Where do you hear this stuff from
I dunno where you hear generalizations from, really. You just sort of hear them once and stick with them. I do think we should drop the term "uncle tom" as a derogatory term. If a black person wants to make a difference in some way, he should be lauded. Too many niggers are hating on blacks for being more than a fucking shitstain. Of course dirty cops are another ballpark, though.

>Used to be a place for boating
What happened?

Unban pls ;p

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>>24995986
>just
did that take you all day or did you just do it when the sun was down
MADMAN

Go watch something gundam related to I can spam memes in here

>>24996246
Seems like most of them just use money or materialist things to keep their kids happy now, or well since whenever "civilized world went down the drain", I've known a couple ppl who grew up that way throwing tantrums over the pettiest shit like yu-gi-oh cards or over phones. Usually poorer families
end up spending most of their money on making their kids "happy". The person I'm talking about only got chewed out when he fucked up, after awhile you get used to that, same with his brother who been in jail a shit ton of times. Kek and now they both have kids, cycle repeats
Meh idk I was brought up on the belt not sure where I stand on it, depends on how mentally stable you can be and accepting your actions

I want to blame cartoons, especially older ones kek. Joking and being serious, old ones tend to throw out generalizations that kids eat up, like the whole france surrendering thing then you turn around and ask your parents. And depending on the parent you either get the truth or some kind of fib.
That term has always meant a sell out, it good for someone to move away from their "cancerous" culture(pol term) and better themselves, but then again you can't forget your bearings if anything keep it 50/50 or kek you end up getting something like OJ Simpson

>another ballpark
I'm not touching that topic with 20ft pole, tho I'll say mexican cops tend to be really chill funny enough

>What happened?
From what I've read, which I can barely find anything about the actual lake. It was call Holiday lake which was around 150-acres(was built in 39 and was around till the 50-60s)at some point it dried up. Then they funded a bunch of money in 1989 to build the current lake
I might as well ask my gmom or mom about this since they've actually been there in th golden age, picrelated

>>24996446
thanks for testing out your ban status ITT

now you need to post the reason why you got ban hammered

>>24996542
I didn't read the rules ;c

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>mfw you get snubbed in almost every rate thread you post in.....w...wh......why me

>>24996563
why does no one give out juicy dets on why they were banned
I just want knowledge

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>>24996610
>posting in rate threads
Porquoi?

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Trying to find a sugar girl, or a sissy for my upcoming Vegas trip, also wanted to know if any girls here are into my cock seems like a good place to ask.

Hmu if you want my Kik, not trying to get blown up with a bunch of weirdos and thirsty dudes

>>24996610
Yeah eyah ;3

>>24996610
I rolled ;*

Checkem

>>24995293
With or without tuna?
>>24995537
Checked*
>>24995857
>remember
Nu day who dis
>>24995857
>One day
get it then
>trendy
Keeping in the know about trends in 2017
well that's pretty communist of you brah
>brag about it
Still getting that dorra tho ooooh
>suck the teacher
Tastes of disappointment and long lonely nights.
>not just ordering an asian or just ptsd struck irishman
>mouth
A man can dream but a dream won't change that fb status from single to mingle to claimed. ->:(
>die
tfw

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It was this thread that started it all.

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From the shitposts, the elbow rate threads, the horse dildos, that one guy that burnt off his eyebrows.

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From people ranting about there life to them making jokes and bringing a sweet distraction from reality.

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Will it ever be the same? Since everyone has rightly left this cancerous containment board.

We need mods but there is none.
We need order but there is only the gays.
We need memes.

Cool style, liked drawings

>I'm banned :r

>>24996537
>Material things to keep children in check
A lot of it is really unhealthy shit like fast food and treats. That is why children are getting fat nowadays. I dont think I was immune to throwing tantrums as a kid, but I think it is getting worse by the year. Poorer families have different values and principles, so they just work on instant change and verification. Youre right about the cycle, though. It never fucking gets broken.

>Either get the truth or a fib
Well explaining the nuances of France's role in the second world war might not be suitable for a child.

>Mexican cops tend to be really chill
I didn't know that

>A lake dried up
How did that happen? Did they drink from it or some shit?

Wow what a thread today

>>24997129
anon if you don't have a quad chin or pizza face than its all buneo to post in them
but then again theres alot of /b/tard ITT

And pygmies(baka people) are what your thinking of in picrelated, africans don't even count them as human

>>24997147
...
get gains?

>>24997388
>>24997399
and you wonder why you got banned
>dubs spamming
>dubs spamming in MY thread
>I-i'e-i'e-in MY THREAD
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>24997956
Nah senpai its: new fone who dis?

I might have to pass so I don't have anything to relate with redpillers and the like
>keeping in the trend
sonny caramel macchiatos were a 2015 thing, where were you at?
>thats pretty bolshevik of you
oh yeah well maybe its time to make commies cool again, we're already in a pro-nazi society so why not

>ohhhh
nah prince its the OHHHLULALAHAHAOHALAAU choking face your aiming for
she probably squirts then if she has all that backed up passion in her snuke

>ptsd struck irishman
is that still a thing, I thought all the revolutionaries all drank themselves to death or fell of a bridge drunk

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>>24998947
>>24998957
>horse dildo rating
to bad no one lives near a horse ranch like me a get phree rubber moldings of cock

>>24998972
>rightly left
maybe when one of the owners of this site splits this place into two boards so no one has to see "male feet", "sissy", "trap", "husky men", "boipussy" gud lurd etc etc and prob all the CW threads

>ONE SIMPLEY DOES REMOVE PUSS OUT OF THIS BOARD
But wtf is the lgbqt//gay boy board is for if it can't house all the gayness on soc. GOOK where are you? I don't want to go on /qa/ to ask for this

>>24998939
>mfw when I still need to finish that request from a month ago

>>24999647
Fast food is one thing, but then theres those households that live off the firer, having french fries, fried shrimp, and chicken strips all day long will kill a man.
And holy shit it stinks the fuck out of the house too, if you ever been to a ghetto/trashy house you probably know what it smells like. Usually followed by that mildew smell too. Maybe the gov needs to throw dosh at another children's afterschool programming like in the 70s

>nuances
Well from on side of france joining the german army, the rest of them surrendering, and like 5% who rebelled. Not sure what morals there are to teach the kids, so your pretty right about that

>drink it
I read that the dam water was used as drinking water back then, but theres a blank spot in info on how all that water "dried" up. Seems like thats the case with alot of lakes made in the 30-50s in solcal. Like the salton sea
If anything it was a dumb drought or they ran out of moeny, happens all the time here kek

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Have some choice content of some dude who kept spamming my email with sexfull approaches to me.

Either I do some pretty damn good sleep sexting or he got the wrong idea from my "catjakin" email name.
How much of a tease do I come off as ITT?
(+_+) cucumber cucumber winky face #blackcracksarepink

>>25000934
I'll wait for the ban to expire :).

Yeah

;3~~<3

>>25001338
Hello.

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>>25001032
>>mfw when I still need to finish that request from a month ago
Ree
>>25000988
>phree rubber moldings of cock
>tfw I live in a frat house and get "hazed" daily
Be mad hombre
>two boards
>expecting japan to do anything good
lmao
>lgbt for
Wasn't even aware we had one.
Is it a sign of the times?
>>25000964
>its: new fone who dis?
>pic related
.
>redpillers
some grill asked if england is now longer on the European contentant because we left the E.
Don't worry, hombre. Redpillers are far and few
>where you at
Obviously knees deep in your dad.
>commies cool
do you have those stalls and meet and greets too?
>squirts
squirtle used watergun
>still a thing
is racism alive and well
of course, whites gotta pay
>bridge
yeah but they couldn't afford anything higher than a ft.

>>25001032
>Households that live off the frier
Holy shit dude that was me up until like 3 or so years ago. My mom would always cook this disgusting chicken strips and shit, always in the fucking deep frier and always shitty. Once I learned how to make shit in the oven it was much better. Its the same shitty food but it doesn't have that shitty smell to it. I don't know how to fix this issue, you can't really regulate a private person's diet. All you can do is educate and hope for the best.

>France joining the german army
Is this true? I didn't know that was a thing. I guess the moral of the story is that the Germans lost in the end because they overextended.

>Dont know how the water dried up
It might have been a drought. With all these droughts and extreme weather its a mystery as to how cali is even around still.

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>>24991832
That's classy.

I've posted around 15 or so I reckon, but I do look old in general. It's not just your pov.
I don't celebrate it because I've got no real reason to anymore, nothing depressing or the likes.
>>24991898
I reckon if one gets that successful you do things on your own solely due to paranoia. Doesn't seem too odd.
Being a boss at a place where people aren't too reliable does sound like shit, but it also gives you the power to make a change if anything. Being one in the bunch just means you're stuck in the shitty situation with no means to control it.
I don't know if it's an America thing but you guys seem so more dramatic and loud than over here. Noone would ever give me an attitude over something out in public unless they had ties to me outside of the workplace.
Did you leave with a cash me ousside?
That'd be pseudodementia. With pseudo depression I mean people that claim to be depressed without a proper examination and diagnosis from a qualified professional. Pseudo as in fucking bullshit.
Of course a thesis is required but there are easier means of obtaining information than relying on outcasts on the internet spewing out their own broken pov undistinguishable from the rest.
I'm not working towards becoming a physiologist btw.
Collateral.

$160 per day? Week? I don't understand.
I think giving doubt to Trump is justified whatever your political views may be. I doubt any rightwingers are very happy with him either but most of the people angry at someone else try to stir shit just to ruin for others. It's not to aid themselves in any particular way.

I suppose that's one way to avoid being singled out. Personally I lack the insight required to live up to other peoples expectations.
I doubt this is the preferred forum for most people to talk to others with. I could never have anticipated putting in more time to talk to randoms on 4chan than I put down for work in school a year ago.
(1/_)

>>24991898
You being black plays a part in what? People giving you single word replies?
Feels like it's becoming more and more preferred having black friends nowadays, I think you're in for the good future.
>>24991959
I've always struggled with the fact that school accommodates the stupid fuckers instead of working to make good into better.
I read about the Netherlands having a good system where you place kids based on their results into different learning tiers. Children that have it easier with school learn at an accelerated pace.
It's rarely about having the right education but more so having the education at all to begin with.
I might not end up as a psychologist in the future. Will my degree still be beneficial in finding work in another field? Most likely.

People want to be chased though, people crave the confirmation of other people going through great lengths just to get together with said person. I've only ever had one serious relationship in my life, Kuro-chan.
Also most of the work I do isn't about animals directly. It's quite often about getting people to open their eyes about the stress we're putting on the earth and the habitats directly linking to the survival of many species.

I think that's fair, why wouldn't everyone be more interested in why someone dislikes them more so than being interested in people liking them.
If you see faults in yourself you'll try obtaining information about what bothers other people about you, instead of having people being content with who you are whilst you aren't.
I think there's a right and a wrong place for everything, but yeah as you say most of the time it can get cringey fast.
Don't worry, considering all the issues going on with isis soon middle easterners will be the new blacks.

I actually feel lost most of the time when typing these out, usually it feels like I'm repeating myself too much when they turn into lengthy ones such as these.
2/19

>>24991959
That sounds like all of the internet, I'm just happy we're getting into the times of actually referring to your sources more and more. Soon we'll have people using decent arguments with proper sources and telling people to shut the fuck up in a justified manner.
And who are we, but a mans ego? I love compliments, the ones that matter.
>>24991994
What did you do to make them think highly of you then? Is that merely a facade or do you hold some potential within you without wanting to admit it?
I've always found it somewhat difficult to credit myself for the things I do that I consider to be good. It's in a way lowkey motivating to never praise yourself too much but always seek that extra bit of improvement but it can also be a rather destructive road.
I didn't have the best childhood, most of the positives were seen as to be expected and the negatives completely unacceptable. It's interesting how our childhoods alter our perceptions so heavily.

I watched this video where an autoshop would claim a lot of the shit on the car was broken without it actually being broken just because they got paid solely on commission and thrived on the ignorance of the customers. Can't even begin to tell you how much in the shit that autoshop would be in if it was over here.
Black don't crack, mmmmmmmhmmmmm.

That's the one.

On what grounds though? Surely there must be some reasoning as to why any of that would matter to a company if it's sought after.
That's one way of telling me I ain't got what it takes.

Can't you look preppy though? Surely you must qualify in someway that other people don't have.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about at this point.

Adapting to the situation though, I rarely struggle talking to anyone once we get past the point of learning what they're interested in. It doesn't take a lot to get to know a person these days.
Why's that then? Are you attention deprived or is it because you're gullible enough to trust others?
(2/45)

>>24991994
I can relate to this so much.
I never do get into arguments hoping that I win because that means I kill the other persons pov until they literally surrender.
But then I never get into arguments about things I don't fully comprehend and hence this does happen quite a bit.
Especially in relationships, when you've been arguing for something and your partner gets sad. It's like a sudden shock where you realize the argument wasn't nearly worth it if it meant putting your loved one into a bad position.
I hate losing, I think that's where it comes from. I hate losing so much that I get angry when other people lose aswell.

I appreciate them aswell, thanks man.
You're good fun to talk to.

Hello

>>25001807
Hi.

>>25002799
Howdy
>>25002609
Greetings

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Alright thread your (you)s have arrived honestly took me longer than it should to write these all up. But meh that's life I feel pretty sluggish today, I was going to sand and repaint a shelf in the garage but the sun went down so idk.

>>25002609
>>25002799
>>25002837
Come on now is this the best you can do?
I smell autism

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>>25001827
Ummmmmmmm well you see wat had happin waz I had to draw something for another friend which ended up taking most of the week
its monday so you can count the days and shit one me till I finish it(after I find it in the pile of papers on my printer
>fart house
man you know no privilege white bois won't make a fart house in little mexico
no way a drunk latina would let herself get raped but tony and the bois without a fight

>expecting japan
shut tha fu-Ohhhhh well you kinda have a point, they're the most pussiest of all the asian

Idk how long that board has been up but probably a couple years now, I went on that board before.......not one damn r8 thread or anything as gay as here
so basically they all just come here to pollute their cancer on this cancerous board

>European contentant
wasn't it never a european contentant? or at least self declared being its own, there is a cancel of water dividing it
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY DAD
I'm about to find one of that faggots tacticool photos just to show you up, and to show you being BALD is cool

You mean gloryholes? England has more of those than US, your all into socialist greeting(doggin) with all that factory job commie protests

Squirtle shot vaginal juices out of his mouth from vaginal stimulation that ash(red) would give him before a battle
jesus did you even read the mangas?

>muh whites can be marginalized too, muh culture is almost gone
is that how you guys justify south africa in the 80s?
OHHHHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED

wish I had an irish friend(not merican white trash) so I could tell them what you just said

Guess which of the many blacks in picrealted is my sperm pa bitch

>>25002014
Man that shit is gay as fuck, glad you got out of that bad situation. There was a point maybe 10years ago when my mom was in that deep firer phase even tho she is a good cook, it would be fried food ALL the fucking time at some point my child mind just thought it had enough.
Plus those thing always break after a few months, guess they just burn their wires out. But that last post was mostly talking about nigga's houses didn't mean to pry into your life. But thats the truth all you can do is educate the younglings to make a better future, old ppl won't want to change

They were real but not a really big regiment, they were called the Legion of French Volunteers. They were against communism, but apparently they got chewed up by the russians and the cold. If anything if germany didn't start so many damn campaigns they could have lasted a few years longer
Heres a wiki article out those queers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_French_Volunteers_Against_Bolshevism

>extreme weather
This whole place is basically a desert but we ended turning it into a suburban area. hell its only a 50min drive from LA to get to the desert where I grew up. If anything mother nature just tries to reclaim what it lost
Blame that dude in the 1900s for inventing the california aqueducts

>>25002365
I want to say I've been here since I was 16 or 17 but kek I guess I have a forever baby face since most folks think I'm still in highschool
If anything you should atleast get drunk or get something fancy to eat. Ppl tend to freak out if you don't do anything on your bday(idk why)

Not sure if I'm being paranoid or just like to be alone sometimes. Telling your cowokers your paranoid probably comes off sounding better than wanting to have some time to yourself, at least with female coworker, since they start gossip
You can only make change when ppl are willing to change though, that was the problem with that shop. Their were only four garage monkeys including me, by the time we moved shop the bosses wanted to try new things while the mechanic who worked there the longest didn't want anything to change
Kek maybe thats just what happens when you have the freedom to speaka yo mind, nah joking. That was just how their family was, throwing out their opinions and getting mad over it. thats why one was bald and his son began to lose his hair. Plus said son had aspergers as well
>cash me ousside
fuck still mad I missed that meme when it came out, my gmom watches Dr.phil all the time too. I wish i did but I'd never hear the end of that from my family

Whelp once again google failed me, but thats basically modern depression right there. That could be said about anyone my age right now. If anything /soc/ would be the perfect place for a thesis on pseudo, all I ever hear is how "bad" their lives are but never the real cause of it. And how they almost kys themselves
But I've said this alot in here especially with all the whiners that pop in: You can only get one half of the story out of someone, they'll always keep their failings out of the whole "she was a crazy bitch of an ex" sob story
Nah nah per week, if I got that per day I'd be a rich asshole kek
1/4
I think

>>25002365
I want to believe you but he still has a strong fanbase, as long as that one majority gets what they think they won't they'll stay happy. But funny enough some righters got mad at him when he said he was cracking down on recreational weed

Probably but then again I'd just be lying to myself and bottling up shit about myself to fit in. True but at least with this thread you can warm up with ppl before you go asking for contact info, least thats how I see it. Tho I've only talked to a handful of regulars on something other than 4chan, some don't last that long

>>25002439
Its not that I'm black I think its more they think they can't relate to me and I can't relate to them because I'm black, at least thats how it comes off. Either that or I can't hold a convo. I've talked to ppl on 4chan then they want to contact me, and later never get back to me, very odd
Errrrrr thats something I don't like, now its cool to have a black friend because their plight has become a global issue. Just makes me feel like a toy dog, we use to be a social pariah

The fact that you can get better opportunities from playing sports rather from studying for a career is pretty damn onesided. Idk seems like those damn scandinavians have a pretty good system for everything, makes me wish I wasn't merican, worse I'm californian.
Coming from a wealthy family seems to be the key to actually become what you want, having a scholarship can only go so far, especially if you fall back on your grades you can lose that funding. But rich parents can keep supplying you as long as you don't spit in their face, kek or do
You could totally get a job at a school as a counselor or something like that with that degree

Good lord I have to cut this one too