I know it'll be tough but I dare you to roast me. Try and

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I'm gorgeous tho

>>24971158
Really asymmetrical face tiny lips shit eyebrows

>>24971158
on the chubby side

>>24971158
You look like one of those slags off Big Fat Gypsy Weddings.

>>24971169
People say I have amazing blowjob lips so clearly you're blind anon

Are you balding lmao

>>24971199
I was just wondering the same thing lol

>>24971158
Fat forehead
Excessive eyeliner
Chubby
Looks like you have a slight tash growing
>>24971167
Your tits are really far apart and sag like an old grandmas bingo wings

>>24971194
Like anyone would let you blow them

>>24971167

Your caveman looking eyebrows so thick looking like a catapilliar cut in half

why the fuck you keep bleaching the dirt on your upper lip - it's called soap bitch

You call those tits? - they sagging lower than squidward's nose.

I can't tell if those are your fingers or German sausage links

Seriously, your tits got a bigger gap than Uzo Aduba

I hear your comments all the time but you're all just wrong. That's not what I see, fucking cucks

>>24971158
hey katie

>>24971243
That's because you're a conceited fat fuck

>>24971158
Fat, unappealing facial structure.

Just because some guys right swipe you on tinder doesn't mean you're attractive to people with actual standards you fucking conceited cow.

>>24971158
Your tiny mouth could not accommodate an alpha cock. You cuck the kind of cashless beta who knows he's not qualified for women who are actually top drawer. You're a 6 at best.

>>24971158

You have two heads and both of them are fat and filled with stupid woman brains.

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>>24971167
If you lost some weight you could possibly be quite gorgeous, but seriously lose some weight off your face

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>>24971274
Actually I change my mind, you really are fucking ugly, just end it

>>24971194
Some no standards desperate losers will say anything to get female attention. Don't make it true.

>>24971158
Your nose looks like it's your forehead's landing strip.

>>24971281
You look like a depressed Martin Shkreli.

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>>24971314
2 insults in one? ^^ well aren't I bothered

>>24971274
>Nice pullover, not sarcasm
>Nice chiggen legs bro, definitely sarcasm
>Boots are ugly
>Plus, start lifting to go with your jagged jawline, you could look real manly if you weren't this fucking scrawny.

you look like the type of girl that would like me on tinder (self deprecation lawl) then never reply just to make yourself feel like your standards are higher.

You guys are trying so hard and it's so cute. But I'm too strong to be bothered by it.

Btw follow me on Twitter! @Kateiia!!

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>>24971158
>>24971167
You are gorgeous, youre also trash. Love you.
Roast me

>>24971274
>>24971281
You look like a future serial killer

>>24971457
you're a girl and you're posting on 4chan for attention, may as well end it now

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>>24971158
Daddy issues most likely

>>24971281

Who let your ass out of the basement?

Salad fingers looking ass jerking to rusty spoons vigin boy

Look like a failed Gap commercial.

Shoes got more scuff marks then a sluts knees

Lips look the McDonald's sign stretched out. Bada-ba-ba Bahamas "Where's your upper lip?"

Why your shirt look like a burlap sack by the Hannah Montana collection?

Look like the end result of a spit roasted twink on a rebound.

Being able to see our flaws is a gift God gave us all

Seems like that's another vital thing God missed giving you, like a proper sized forehead and the right number of chromosomes

>>24971471

Must be the Jonas Brothers they don't talk about.

Why are you gluing you pubes to your face?

The closest thing to pussy you can get is that gauge.

Why your jacket look like it's made out of Glad Trash bags? - back to the dump with fail grunge band lookin ass

Now where is YOUR upper lip?

>>24971516

Your teeth look the other side of a combat knife.

Got one titty looking like Peggy from the Oblongs

Which pappi paid for your uneven eyebrows?

Your cheekbones look like two nut sacks

I'd probably fuck you then wake up and hate myself for it the next day.

>>24971807
Also I feel like you would have bad breath and is that a faint mustache I see in op?

>>24971158
>>24971167
>>24971243
w-will you cuck me?

>>24971457
Not so much too strong as too dumb. You suffer from high self esteem.

perhaps you should use some of that make up on the inside as well. maybe it'll help.

>>24971194
I can't tell if you have tiny lips or normal sized lips on a giant head

>>24971822
she probably ate it already

>>24971820
*unwarranted high self esteem