hey utards whats everyone up to this weekend also why

Any ladies wanna fuck?

It got cold because it's asshole Utah weather like always

>>24968994
depends on where you're from anon

South end of SL valley here

Around pleasant grove area
Looking for gf ;-;

27/m/801
near Riverdale

looking for non-lds gf, or lds gf that doesn't care that I'm not lds

>>24969671
not OP, but if you are interested, I'm downtown SLC.
My kik: gardenofbabylon

>>24969671

I'm down in Utah County but I'm masturbated myself into oblivion tonight

>>24969728

I'm a guy can I put it in your butt?

>>24969957
Go for it.

any girls near riverton

>>24969671
Not op but I'm from the Spanish Fork area if your down.

An actual Utah thread, with more than 5 replies? This is unheard of lol.
I'm 25/m, downtown SLC.
My Kik is: syd_spare

>>24968931
only faggots live in Utah. I would know, I live in this shithole now

>>24970082
sure why not

>>24969951
oh no, well next time?

>>24970583
what do you look like? 29/m/slc

>>24970688
what do YOU look like?

>>24968931
>>24969671

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>>24971716
Just woke up

I'm on kik if you want to talk or fuck around

Utah.anon69

>>24968994

>>24973088

>>24972323
you look a little bit to old for me anon, sorry

>>24973596
How old are you?

>>24973596
Can you post nudes?

>>24973596
Might be old, but have the stamina of a 14 year old!

>>24973787
>>24973898
>>24974214
lol

>>24974400
fuuuuuuuuuuu

>>24974214
So you last like 12 seconds?

>>24974686
YEAH BUT x 30

>>24974790
lol

>>24968931
Northern AZ, get at me Utards
Kik: JohnMBall117
20/M/Marine with a big dick

>>24974686
heh

enoch here

>>24974790

>>24975627

>>24968931
22/male
I grew up in Alpine/Highland
Kik me of you wanna chat.
rickyretardobabaloo

>>24975069
but do you really?

Any one want to get fucked in the butt?

>>24977906
I've thought about it sometimes, but have never put anything up there.

>>24977906
You cute?

>>24977973
No, not really.

>>24977921
It feels just like taking a big dump

>>24978322
Well that sucks.

>>24978329
But isn't it going in reverse?
And sometimes bug dumps hurt :/

>>24978728
I mean yeah but you use lube

It's about giving your partner pleasure pay it forward

>>24978831
Still gotta be gentle. My BF doesn't get that and just tries to jam it in, then wonders why I don't bottom for him.

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21/M/801 Kik me eric240sx. Im over this snow shit !!

>>24980500
That's a nice dick. And yeah, fuck this snow.

>>24980500
Are you bi

Wewe this is the most replies in a Utah thread I have seen. Considering traveling from south Jordan to Nevada to get legal whores

>>24980454
Your boyfriend doesn't treat you right I would make tender gentle love to your anus

>>24982062
How big are you?

>>24982709
I'd be the most average man you'd ever had

>>24970066
ok whats your kik

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>>24968931
how does it feel to live in a state with no natural borders?

>>24970583
whats your kik as well?

>>24982736
Well, BF is 6".

>>24982804
6" tall? lol ur boyfriend is a manlet

>>24982769
Feels about as imaginary as the Mormon beliefs

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26/m/straight
If youre local pls hit me up... Skype is shadowmaxim
Mostly looking for friends or dating other fellow 4channers ;__;
Im around the 801 area, south of SLC and north of provo if u want an idea

Kind of a shut-in virgin so just seein if there is a utah femanon here who wants to make a caveman robot really happy

>>24983062
wtf do you mean you're a shut in virgin? You're a fucking stud dude. Come hang out w/ me and be my wingman. I'll take the grenade so long as she's not fat.

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Anyone in Logan wanna sell me weed, 20$ for a bud

>>24983162
Would if i could senpai
Most girls who were into me were pretty chubby, so if i had wingman powers and no social inhibition, thats what youd get >.>

>>24983186
How? Dude if that's you in the pic you're a solid 8/9. Honestly we're probably going out and if you want to come, the more the merrier. Hmu on kik

Lecieldor

Add me ususnaps2017

>>24982773
FreakinSnowWhite

24/m/801
23/m/801

Couple looking for threesome. M or F. Kik: bgbrwr. Post pic or hit us up

24/m/801
23/f/801 - typo

Couple looking for threesome. M or F. Kik: bgbrwr. Post pic or hit us up

26/F/Herriman

Looking for someone to hang out with and maybe watch some Netflix or whatever.

>>24985274
Kik is Dreamy.Mouse

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>>24985274

29/m/801

Down for whatever. I'm straight

>>24986054

why do you have a map on your ceiling

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>>24983186
>tfw the only women that have ever been into you are fat

>>24986579
Lost Spanish gold! Nah, I did some hiking around there, rather hang the map than some crappy poster

>>24968931
bump

>>24986581
I'm INVISIBLE to non obese/deformed girls in utah

The most ive had is a taylor swift lookalike friendzoning me, a skinny 5/10 (good body but a bit of a troll face) rejecting me coz she thought i was underage (small hands and framecel she later pointed out. also no deep voice). As well as an ethnic 6/10 rejecting a kiss from me she wasnt 'ready' or some shit

Its legit ogre. You will go ER if you listened to some other stories i have of girls who just felt like there was no connection and disregarding me bc of that.

>>24983355
Nah dont use kik its gay

>>24986054
>>24983062

you two should meet up and have gay sex

>>24989513
you should go jerk your 2" pud some more fantasizing about it

>>24985274
Are you the chubby who was looking for people to smoke her out a while back?

I'm 25/m/Downtown SLC
straight/bi-curious

kik: syd_spare

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22/M/bi

in salt lake looking for friends n chill

kik:dlerrix

26/MtF/84041

Into women, which there's like no single women in this fucking state who are into video games and anime and also are into women let alone transwomen.

Been craving a man for a bit to experiment with since I've only been with women and enjoy them, but no male body appeals to me. Just cock and cum.

>>24992079
Kik?

>>24992200
>Kik?
please don't use anti-jewish racial slurs, bigot

>>24992200
PuppyAllie is a throwaway I use.

>>24990958
Yes, that would be me.

>>24992267
You have really nice tits.

>>24993073
what i want to see the tits

So close to 100 posts!