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ITT Chat/Discussions general
"Will there ever be a good one?" Edition

***~HAPPY LATE VALNETINE SPECIAL~***
>did anyone have a good vday or a bretty shitty one. Please tell use wizards how it went and what love really feels like

Post pics in current state(not neccesary if you don't want to)
post content
>What are you doing currently
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
>Why are you a NEET
>Films/televison
>Books
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
>etc

>>General Discussion
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.

Just post it
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Well after telling everyone I wouldn't make another thread, then lurking around, then saying I'll defanily not OP'in again, then telling anons I'd come back
I guess I lied to myself or whoever and now I'm back...

Hows everyone's thursday been so far or what do you have planned for today? Did I miss anything so far?(guess that question is for the regulars)

>What are you doing currently
up at 3am waiting for my LARGE load of laundry to finish. Just took a shower and found out that someone clogged the drain AND didn't tell anyone
Formed a nice little lake too but thank god for bleach as a drain cleaner
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
nothing new but all well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcgkMOjF-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k5LaWMjBgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9CBTO0zqIY
>Why are you a NEET
Maybe I am maybe I'm not. Had a job interview for that job at yosemite,
I might get the position but that damn lady said theres only 3 posistions open for the 8 folks she interviewed........so fuck
>Films/televison
kek last movie I saw in theaters was inglorious bastards at the new beverly in december
I really want to see split and a cure for wellness. And kek that movie "get out nigger" looks pretty kek worthy
>Books
n/a
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
I'll write one in tomorrow if this thread is succesful it way to late rn
>etc
etc?

trump never did anything wrong
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I think I discovered this thread's theme music for the times. thank me later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ips2mM7Zqw

>its 2017 and your not listening to kpop and pretending like their not highly manufactured personalities
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Posted in another thread but I'll copypaste here.

kik: disillude

Depression. Anxiety.

25/m/uk

Got married roughly a year ago and everything was good. Went back to work and shit hit the fan. Several other things happen and I get signed off for depression and anxiety.

Decide to do some shopping one day. Panic attack. Can't go out of the house anymore. Sweat, shaking, cold, paranoia.

More stuff happens while I am already off for depression. Been off work for about 8+ months now.

Feel empty most of the time. Suicidal. Scared. Think the world will never feel any impact on me living or being dead.

Not performing sexually. Used to be a beast in bed, not any more. Not up for sex on valentines. Pisses off the wife obviously.

Not managing my diabetes T1 well due to not giving a fuck about self. Gaining weight slowly due to lack of exercise.

Feeling lost, failed.
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And if britanon is lurking here or where ever he dwells, your drawing is in process even tho I have maybe 4 to do. I want to say its 10% finished rn kek

anyways have this pshoped drawing I made I think in December
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>>24934492
damn dude thats pretty rough. seems like you have a full hand of just ones of diamonds.

Have you figured out what exactly your afraid of and what has you in a cold sweat. If your off that depression prescription than and your still struggling(even tho tohse pills don't fix anything) it seems like
the gave you the wrong medication to deal with that problem. sounds like its all just anxiety but thats just from what I read.

But at some point anon your going to have to pull yourself out of this slump, don't go around second guessing yourself, especially with your wife. And seriously take care of your dieabites....or it will take care of you
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>>24934512

It's paranoia of people looking at me, it's very weird. I've been signed up for CBT but the wait is 8-10 weeks, haven't been called back yet.
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Alright I need to head to bed thread, I'll be back hopefully

enjoy this pic of foggy ass anaheim or lower downtown la, can't remember what part of the 5 freeway this is

>>24934514
If you don't have anything to hide from anyone you shouldn't feel threatened by anyone, but I get that sometimes but its gone away the older and more grumpy I get.
Hopefully cbt will help you find the issue and find a way to sort it out. But lol idk why that waiting list is sooo goddamn long. My friend had to wait about that long to start their therapy too. Guess they have a high influx
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Hakuna matata homies, waz gud thought yall crackers died
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>mfw the cute Arab girl is not posting... :'(
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>>24934719
>mfw this guy is still stalking her, even if she did post all you'd have to say is "can you post moar", "your the best" and then download ever pic she posts
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>>24934817
Shut up faggot. Your comment has no more value than mine.
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>>24934719
you have more of her noods or who was the anon who had them?
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>>24934827
I think you have less of a life than me and I spent two days in bed.
Leave.
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>>24934601
The key word is almost.

Still breathing, my dudes.

How's your shitshow of a life going?
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>>24934501
10%

Better have superior crotch shading or else I might cry a little, inside...like a manchild.
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how you all holding together?

>post content
No.
>What are you doing currently
Being fabulous
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
Jewtime
well
you asked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrTZ-ULZ6dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpvUZAtIb_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uf9WLPZK2AU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJrozHgXbCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjAKeduaURc&t=127s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1-cw5-ZHPI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GOY6bFLpWQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqeCAi6Lc0
>Why are you a NEET
Because fuck the endless enslavement
Lol jokes nah man i'm just lazy

>Films/televison
the lobster was alright
>Books
nun
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
valentines day was so fun

>etc
Donald trump did as he said he was going to do and people are mad about this.
(Take the bait, normie, ree)
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Might as well dump because this thread will take a few hours to entice another poster
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How I feel right meow.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYx5liS4oA

Also, looking for a cool gf. Pls apply.
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How funny.
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I.
Love.
You.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kjYE98Co9wM
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>>24935206
>>24935254
>>24935258
>>24935265
Hai
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>>24935271
I'm having feelings :(.
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>>24935281
Oh.
Okay.

Continue on your wheelies.
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>>24934884
Well I guess I can fill in a nice banana hammock for the giant, maybe. But I really feel like bailing on that drawthread I made.
~I said~ I draw those two last anons, but not sure I'm really felining it rn

>>24934827
I mean its not like you didn't say something stupid and didn't deserve that. This isn't /sbt/ m8 take that thirst some place else
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>>24934859
I have this


If you look closely you can clearly see her nipples, their dark so thats how you know it her
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>>24935818
I'm a little annoyed that you weren't thanked, desu
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I have to do some fuckboi shit really quick so have this pic, till I come back and ruin the thread with my presence
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>>24935821
Yeah thats still kinda the part that rubed me the wrong way, but soc in another decline I guess

Still that shit is gay, a ty is the only thing I'd really like. Not getting hit on by wierd women lol
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Alright now I'm really off to to do fucboi shit, I'll be back in 10
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>>24935829
Remember, put your neighbors name on the birth certificate and you don't have to pay child support
eh i mean
have fun
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>>24935117
I'm back boius idk how long that was but I dispense time in bpt format.

Why didn't you post consent?

That music selection was pretty cozy, expect for we are here cause dat shit in commercials and shit now.
I thought that xxyyxx song was good then I saw the name and felt like shit since I'm high and high ppl would love it too.

>Donald trump did as he said he was going to do and people are mad about this.
jseus fucking christ how far do you have to have your head up your arse to not know trump is a xenophobic soviet-fascist.

and oh my god how can you be so translucent to groups of HUMAN BEINGS that trump oppresses
*
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>>24935137
I think I'm going to try to post as many drumps as you posted and see what happens
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>>24935139
Made this artist depiction of opening my door to my bro throwing up on the floor a few months back
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>>24935141
Hey you should stop doing landscape drawings, just looking out for your health

>I'll come down to your little cheeky cottage a break some eggs
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>>24935143
not sure if i posted this one
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>>24935974
Wasn't even a landscape, I was just tripping the fuck out. I think it was meant to be a skull but then I drew teeth.
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>>24935147
Last one, I did that boat one I was sperging out about, not sure how I feel for it tho still needs to be shaded more
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>>24935982
Well shit it fooled me, but next time just deprive yourself of sleep and try drawing something, I drew some shit before that I later wonder how and why I did it.

got to get those brain juices as dry as a tortoise then just doodle some random or planned
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>>24935152
just get some fucking canvas and paint over the lines, this is a true work of art...th-th-the integrity and poise thats expressed in this.....is unimaginable
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>>24936031
wibbly wobbly timey wipy trippy whippy
>>24936013
Looks good, I'd criticize the posture of some of them though
some bodies can't bend like that, hough i wish they did>>24935980
looks goo
>>24935948
>Why didn't you post consent?
It's not fun

>adverts
i hate when that happens.
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fuckinnnnn anyone around
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How is everyone? I miss you guys.
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>>24936595
Can't sleep.

You?
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>>24936581
I'm kinda round, I hope that's okay.
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>>24936762
being round is better than bein square, eyy

so whats your deal
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>>24936766
I can't sleep and I'm just listening to music.


Yours?
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>>24936778
I'm watching netfliz and i cant sleep either
well i havent really tried
but i dont want to
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>>24936781
>want to
How come? Boredom or an other reason?
Netflix have anything good on?
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>>24936784
I feel kinda sick
and i'm like
sad, ya know that weird kind of surreal sad that you get at night or early morning

and no im watching some weird ass netflix orig ive already seen it anyways
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>>24936794
>night
When there's no real cause?
>sick
Oh no, have you had some water+paracetamol?
>weird as
Video game high school?>>24936794
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>>24936814
yeah
well there are causes but its all indirect

and yeah i have a bunch of water and some alka seltzer
i have like, stomach acidity issues though so this happens kinda often
>video game hs
no lol

so do you have insomnia or something or just cant sleep tonight
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>>24936821
>acidity
I don't know if you have Rennies there, I used to take them they work a treat.
>insomnia
Probably not that serious. It's a mix of not wanting to sleep because tomorrow will be the same, and feeling like I could be doing more productive than sleeping.
>lol
Come on, it's weird.
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>>24936827
i have a proton pump inhibitor prescription, but i weaned off it so now i dont take anything really

oh yeah
tomorrows friday right tho
any weekend plans?

It's a bit too weird
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>>24936829
>ppi
I can't remember what exactly that does.
But oh well.
>take
That's good, but if it gets really bad I'd try rennie
>weekend
Might brave the cold and go pub, it's been a while since I've drank solo so.it could be fun.
What about you?
>too
Agreed completely.
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>>24936834
yeah idk something about helping my acid
im very acidic apparently
can medical issues be sarcastic life commentaries?

Pub, huh
you in europe?
how cold is it im jealous
no snow here just a fuckton of wind
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>>24936843
>commentaries
Anything can happen if you just believe, jimmy.
>cold
Not as cold as America but it's too cold to not wear clothes/not have the heating on.
>no snow
We had a trickle of snow a few weeks ago but it didn't settle
>windy
I'd just stay inside, frankly. Cold wind is a pain.
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>What are you doing currently
/soc
>Why are you a NEET
sunlight burns
>Films/televison
nah
>Books
not no mo
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
OMG SO MANY STORIES FROM MY NEET EXISTENCE GTFO
>etc
32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza
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I'm 24 and I can't think of a career that I want. Whenever I get slightly interested in something I look into it and it makes me uninterested. I take tons of career tests but it says stuff like "Writer, musician" but i'm not good enough to make it a career.

every night i stress out because i just hate not knowing what to do , there's not even a college degree that interests me

i have little motivation in general as well
asfdalkjsdf
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>>24937383
Jesus how many threads you post on?!
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>>24934492
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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>>24937401
Iktf
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>>24935288
Continuing gently...
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>>24935281
Same
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i'm a 25 year old manager at a restaurant. i really like this new girl we just hired. her outlook, personality, convictions. i love it all. amazing person. all i've wanted to do is talk to people about how great she is. i found myself gushing all of my coworkers about how much she amazes me in a way that should have been really embarrassing. i do the same to my family and friends. i think about her constantly. about how her lips are this pretty shade of pink, about how her chuckle is kind of goofy but in a tremendously cute way. i find myself wondering what her opinion of such and such is, or if she even knows about it.

i think about things i might like to show her. she's younger than me so i know she doesn't know as much about the world as i do, which is kind of fun because i might get to teach her about all of it. of course, i should tell her some of the interesting things about health i've learned. life extension stuff, obviously -- everyone wants to live longer, right? she should definitely live longer. i wonder if she exercises enough. if not, maybe i could drag her outside and go for runs with her. or maybe i could do that anyway. that might be fun.

i know she likes me. when our eyes meet, neither of us want to look away. her eyes are a beautiful blue color, too. neither of us can hold back a smile when we're around each other. whenever we're working together, somehow, like magnets, we find ourselves moving closer and closer toward each other before we have to wonder, each independently, if we're being inappropriate.

there's a catch to all of this, though. she's 16. is that so wrong, though? i don't even want to have sex with her. mostly. kind-of. anyway, i could do with just being around her more. somehow just that makes me really happy.

does that make me some kind of social pariah?
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>>24937996
you sound obsessed. Your description is a bit creepy and stalkerish. Have you even talked to her yet?
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>>24938008
i talk to her all the time. i don't think i've talked to anyone that i could have a conversation with so easily.

she keeps hinting that she's interested in me. even saying ridiculous things like "i wish my shift was longer." when i'm the only other person there.

i don't want to read too deep into things that aren't there, but i'm not oblivious. i know when someone is interested in me and this girl is very transparent. any time she tries to do something to irritate me -- some silly prank or something, she'll stand there with a huge smile on her face while staring directly at me. she can't do subtlety.
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>>24938030
Imo you shouldnt go for her, unless you like living life dangerously
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>>24934492
How did you make it to the getting married stage with those issues?
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>>24937926
Oh are you really same
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>>24937996
>25
>16
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>>24937889
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>>24937401
Les voyages forment la jeunesse.

Iktf
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>What are you doing currently
Working, doing paperwork, just now starting to get in shape for 2 gun matches, trying not to feel down, failing to finding a cuddle partner or alternatively a woman to start a homestead and have at least 8 children with while preparing for the inevitable fall of the American Empire.

>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
https://youtu.be/SbCt-iXIXlQ

>Why are you a NEET
I'm not, I'm self-employed.

>Films/televison
Bringing up baby, The Maltese Falcon, Tykho Moon, Solaris 1972, On The Silver Globe, The Rover, Land of the Blind, Upstream Color, Jin-Roh The Wolf Brigade, Sauna, Chasing Sleep, The Assassination of Jesse James, Denis Villeneuve's films, John Carpenter's apocalypse trilogy

Rectify, The Wire, The Leftovers, Hannibal, The young Pope, Twin Peaks, Fortitude, The OA, Babylon 5, Space above and beyond.

>Books
HP Lovecraft, Philip K. Dick, Red Dragon, Hyperion, American Psycho, Roadside Picnic, Solaris, Starship Troopers, Altered Carbon and The Expanse series.

>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
For this last grueling year of online dating the singular good date I had unbeknownst to me till after dinner and half way through drinks was a high-priced call girl.
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Heres some spicy late replies I should have made hours ago

>>24936188
It could have been wibly if you took an art class instead of bio. Paint some lines and then you get the wibly bop wibly bop bop bop bop with the chavs

>bodies bending
uhhh this is fantasy so uh they are more flexible cause they can...
But yeah there are some areas that look pretty odd, but then I started shaded and couldn't look back, like getting a thot preggers

you don't hate it when you buy, where your beats headphones at?

>>24936595
Hanging in there, praying this storm doesn't mud slide my shit up
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Anyone here a west coast americanfag? How bad is rain, if theres any near you?

its raining pretty hard where I am in solcal with something close to 20 mile per hour winds blowing this shite in your face as well. Theres already been a numberof mud slides, flash floods and trees fallings.
Pic related happened in my town apparently kek, I know that jackinthebox I eat(not really) at that jackinthebox

Plus theres that whole thing thats happening in the hollywood hills, with homeowner's having their yards slide off.
Even demi lovato can't escape the Flood-Gate, her 8.1 mil house is red flagged after one.

Thats about it I could add more but I don't want to bore the residents with news about wartha falling from the sky


>DON'T WAIT TILL ITS TOO LATE TO EVACUATE

>TURN AROUND DON'T DROWN
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>>24937996
anon you should reread what you typed here and see how odd that comes out. Kinda worse since your a manager so that just adds a more creepier aspect to the whole situation.
I've already heard enough stories from soc and irl about young girls starting relationships with their managers, and they never end or sound good. Pretty sure you'll just bribe her into fucking you with money and with gifts.

Its 2017 and being a sugar baby is hot shit now, so I can't say anything. Just check your self......at the door............and give me some moar...........give me some moar

>is that so wrong
yes
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>films
Man ive watched so much good shit lately!
Has anyone seen these??

The Martian (2015)
Nothing But Trouble (1991)
Vacation (2015)
In The Army Now (1994)
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>work with girl since this time last year
>she is extremely introverted
>has an extreme aversion to physical contact
>she finds out I like the same lame hobby as her (Pokemon)
>she wants to come with me a couple times to play Pokemon cards
>we go to the lake to play Pokemon GO
>end up sitting in the same cube at work
>I make her laugh
>when I fuck my teeth up and get a gap she says it makes me look cuter
>offers me her blanket when I say I'm cold
>comes over to my place to play Pokemon
>one day at the lake she tells me she has never dated at 28 and wishes she could meet somebody, despite her introverted appearance

Fuck, I like her so much, but her standoffnish can be so intimidating.
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>>24939070
Can't say I've seen any of those kinos, are they all the same genre or just general picks?

On that note has anyone every seen Strange Days(1995)?

>>24939104
Just ask her out on a food date or something like that, just go get lunch and do more shit together more often till she warms up to you and you cool down to her.

When that time comes just ask her if she ever held hands with someone, see where that goes
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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i'm intrested in whats so funny anon
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>>24939317
I don't even know anymore
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>>24939323
relax anon its probably just all the drugs in your system doing this
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Valentines' Day was half decent. Had work, didn't hear from the girl that I'm currently dating until two days after and have no plans for the weekend.

I'm using Tinder and OKC to find someone else, but it's slow going.
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>>24939343
memes have gone too far
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>>24939358
>until two days after
Yeah anon I think looking around isn't a bad idea, thats pretty sketchy what she did tbqh

Be prepared
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>>24939363
that last pic I posted was probably the event horizon of shit hitting the fourth wall on 4chan. Nothing personal kid
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>>24939420

Yeah, I'm pretty prepared; it's one of life's ironies that I'd do best with a chick that didn't need me at all or something.
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>>24939423
when i grow up, i want to be just like you anon
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>>24939440
thats just something that happens when your the guy who does the chasing, might as well tell her your good on dating her. Don't be surprised if shes on tinder too
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>>24939458
Ha well it takes a certain perstege to get where I'm at kid
you know just wait 4 years and you'll be at my level
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>>24939104
>>one day at the lake she tells me she has never dated at 28 and wishes she could meet somebody, despite her introverted appearance
this means she sees you as a friend and doesn't want to date you.
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Progress empowerment bump
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>>24938699
Liked
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>>24940602
Is that a penis on VW Beetle transforme?
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>>24941115
You need to be 18+ to really see what's in this work of art. Maybe wait a few more years green horn
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Got called a racist in tesco,lads.
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>>24941625
There two sides of a story just like coin, so let's hear "exactly" what happened in green text.

Isn't this like the second time someone called you racist? I'm actually racist but no 2017 lib would dare say that to me hahahaha
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>>24941650
>Be me, young lad innocent full of hope and enthusiasm
>Shopping, do my good duty for queen and country.
>Go in tesco
>Get called a racist
>Hippity hoppity get off my property I screech
>Arm myself with whatever I can
>Cucumbers in each hand
>A horde of single mothers storm the front
>Holy moly, I think.
>Between the calls for child support and the sound of Doritos packets being opened I hear the chants
>They called me a racist, lads
>They all called me a racist, in Tescos.
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>>24941663
>go to Tesco
Well there's your problem going to a white trash haven

But WTF m8 that didn't explain shit, why are you fucking my shit up? Let me just tell ppl the manufactured truth and leave out all the juicy and true bits.....you know cuz I'm on 4chan
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>>24941698
Well the real story is this:
>Went in tesco to get grub
>Normie who knows me calls me a racist, because I supported trump during his raise
>Single mother wants some attention and calls me a racist too
>"You're all fucking retarded allowing the divide and conquer scheme to effect you, if you really care for people you'd be working towards unity" I say.
>They call me a racist
>I grab a cucumber
>Mother claims I'm waving it threateningly, calls for security
>Security removes woman for being hysterical
>I eat my bag of assorted nuts whilst watching her tell the guard to "get off me" and "fuck off"
Got called a racist in tesco, lads.


>White trash
True but they have some good grub when you can afford it and I couldn't be bothered walking to £land.
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ban assault cocumberfs
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>>24941721
Now this is something I can endorse and then tell ppl they need to pay cause my tiddy mod took a lot free time.

Sounds like bad luck running into someone who knows you, or that's just that cheeky small town mentality where everyone knows you.

How do I know cucumbers aren't knives in the UK, or that mum was just mad you took the biggest one since she had her eye on that one and a box of condoms.
You should just buy a MAGA hat to solidify your standing, perfeably those base as vietnam vet looking hats

What do you even need a cucumber for? I pray your making pickles with them
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nURcsUg9So
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>>24941821
Whoa papi this link is totally bannable here

M-M-MODS!!!!!!!!!
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>>24941838
Haha what anon?
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>>24941841
I'm just waiting for your ban assault and other shit
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>>24941804
Calm that revolutionist speak
>>24941808
>knows you.
I live in a big-ish city but people recognize you if they see you enough, tfw you no grey man
>need it for
i was gonna put it in a sandwich, starting being healthy but then i forgot it.
>>24941838
this comment is harassment and I feel unsafe
moderator please remove or i ought to cry
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>>24941854
I'm confused now dude
what do you mean?
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>>24941859
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>>24941907
are you guys memeing me or something
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>>24941856
Well guess it doesn't matter how big that city is if your English, some bloke faggot will always comment on you. It's probably cause you frown all day, or don't frown enough kek

Unless your throwing about 8 cucumber slices on that which your shit will probably remain in liquid form. Instead of lettuce just buy spinach and throw that in it. Or do the whole Cali thing and ruin it with avocado slices
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>>24941859
>>24941910
Idk anon am I?

And fuck he dropped an xfiles meme now I love you, have some oc
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>>24941933
Hmmm I guess that was the shitty one
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>>24941933
i honestly dont understand what you meant there by saying that song is banable

is the new season worth watching at all? might dl, but i already have a backlog of movies to watch
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>>24941910
Glub glub
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>>24941950
reminds me of mudcrabs from morrowind

play that gaame?
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>>24941941
Idk I was just joking around with that since you said something about it in the post before.

Mehhhhhh it's alright if you made it thru season nine then you know there wasn't that much they could do after that. Se10 is more like a paradey of xfiles. There's a plot but it only gets touched on in 3 of the six episodes, most of it is just "it could be aliens but turns out it's a monster"

I have the entire season on my PC I could upload it on MediaFire if you want
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>>24941924
>Frown
>Don't frown
Too many choices, I cannot cope.
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>>24941952
>Mudcrabs
>Posts silt Strinder
R u trying to make meh cri?
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>>24941952
>play that gaame?
I, sadly, have not. I should though, I really should.
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>>24941958
It's a mix between both, only frown when your in public and you don't want any fags bothering you.

Then flip that frown upside-down when you see your future goddess and ask her highness if you can tip your fadora in her direction

Simple duh
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>What are you doing currently
drinking and listening to tunes
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
mostly grime and other rap shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW0BpMNCjw0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1fZH0s_5L8
>Why are you a NEET
I have a job so i guess I'm not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>Films/televison
>Books
fack all to both really
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Fuck valentines man. My birthday is the 13th (24 oh boy) and it gets overshadowed. Also nobody remembered or knew so fuck em who needs them, r-right?
>etc
NW England, up for talking if anyone wants
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>>24941974
I have been doing the opposite all this time, no wonder I am (as the kids say) a frowny faced poopy pantsed singular organism
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>>24941976
Kek I think one of my old friends bday is the 14th but that faggot was a Mexican pretty boi so he probably used that as a way to get girls(pregnant).

Fuck that shit man you might as well bring your bday up in a passive aggressive way just so your friends know what's good.

Wait grimes the girl or black blokes rap? And what are you drinking

>>24941980
It's caused your the polar opposite of being a gentleman, you'll never be married at this rate kek.
But seriously was that dude who called you out from your uni or something? Next you see him you better call him a child molester or just fight him
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>>24942030
Drinking Cobra "Premium Beer". It's Indian, 4.8%. Pretty good.

And grime the black man music because I am clearly a black man. I'm that faggot you see driving their shitty car, windows down, speakers on max with awful rap blasting out.
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>Post pics in current state(not neccesary if you don't want to)
not current state, but still me, pic related
>post content
I'm 23-year-old guy, eastern yuropean from estonia, I am normally a /pol/ack but got banned there for few days, so I am staying in other boards until ban is overdue.
>What are you doing currently
Applying for graphic design jobs in a capital of Estonia to get out from my 5,500 population rural town where I do my graphic design job currently. I feel so ill from not being able to be around people my age. Most people here are either underage, single moms or old people.
>Recent music(post jewtube links if you have them)
posting my recent favourite, and trust me, after becoming redpilled and weeding out 95% of my previous favourites, these are some songs I still love and keep listening to when I'm drunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixw_bLVUL34
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDulSkBuJOo
(last link is actually an estonian girl, kek)
>Why are you a NEET
I'm not a NEET, I live with my parents currently, but I have lived by myself, studied abroad, studied in another town since 19, it's just last year that I came back to my parents, but that's because it's no use in renting a separate apartment (trust me, I tried, it's absolutely fucking pointless) since I want to move away from this white trash shithole as soon as I can
>Films/televison
Really like The Vicious Kind, Donnie Darko, Heaven Knows What, Requiem For a Dream, In Your Eyes, Whiplash, Spectacular Now, Source Code.
>Books
When I was younger, I liked to read encyclopedias about pop science and history, so I was nerdy that way, but I don't care, it taught me so much that I pride myself with today
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
Recently discovered after /pol/ ban that you can't go to this place often, even though they are true about most stuff, you will get stuck in life if you become too obsessed with that place. Basically you will develop a self-fulfilling prophecy about world being shit.
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>>24942051
>/pol/

you woke af then?
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>>24942055
probably. Always been interested in politics, but I used to be a leftie almost all my life, just half a year ago I changed my views to the right.
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>>24942124
Similar here. I was right, moved to center left a few years ago and recently switched to the right again. My views haven't changed much, but the definitions of "left" and "right" sure fucking have.
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>>24942140
>definitions of "left" and "right" sure fucking have
what do you mean by this? how have they changed?
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>>24942188
The vocal left has decided that anything right of center is far right. See: alt-right, which would have been a good term for new wave conservatism if not for the whole "nazi" branding, which in turn brought legit racists and shit people to embrace the term.

For example, I have very lefty views when it comes to crime, healthcare, welfare and other social issues. Pro choice, pro-nationalisation, pro single-payer I'll defend anyone for saying or doing anything so long as it doesn't directly affect others. All good shit that soits firmly on the "left"

But I'm a big supporter of Trump, immigration control and anti-globalisation. That combined with the previous should put me in the center; socially left, but conservative everything else.

But nah, I've been called all sorts of awful shit. I don't embrace that part of the left, they don't represent me. The vocal left have pushed moderates to either further left, or to the right. nobody can be "normal", you're either an SJW or a nazi. It's retarded.
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>>24942204
absolutely agreed, I used to actually be a leftie activist and organized a little anti-racist protest in one town square, but one leftie girl who was co-organizer turned out to be a SJW-type who called everyone critical of our protest a nazi, and when a small counter-protest was held near to us by a conservative party's youth wing, all the people I invited to speak turned their attention to calling counter protestors nazis and racists, which totally crushed my view of left actually caring about issues and being all about virtue signalling these days.

I swear to god, I just wanted to be a moderate leftie guy who is intelligent and fair to people, who wants to talk openly about globalism and muslim immigration, but lefties are actively shunning this debate (I was called a woman-hating xenophobe in one feminist facebook group for asking them to be careful when it comes to accepting lots of refugees) so now I am, against my own will, forced to be in the right wing, more notably, an alt-righter.

I swear to god, against my own will again, I got redpilled on jewish influence and Hitler because of this.

I am so fucking angry. I never asked to become a literal nazi sympathizer who doubts holocaust numbers. I just wanted to be a chill left-wing dude who genuinely cares about social problems. Fuck our sick, irrational society.
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>>24942369
Ahaha. I don't sympathise with nazis because I dislike racism, but I get your point. It's so easy to look at stats and facts and see how the whole Jewish conspiracy can seem logical. the 6 million figure is almost definitely embellished but I don't like to step in that territory, not even worth it.

All I want is for people to do what they like and have a nice place to live and not worry about what others think or do. But too many people fuck that up, be they regressives, foreigners or just plain dicks.

I'm of two minds about right wing nationalism is on the rise worldwide. on one hand, I'm not a nationalist and it wont help the worldwide war situation. But on the other, it'll fix the shit situation we have at the moment and allow me to get on with my own shit.
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>>24942030
>fight him
I'm a white male.
Here.
Violence is never the answer
Unless it is against males.
So on and so forth
>from classes
Yeah, I called out some libtard bullshit the teacher was saying and I was dumbed an extreme alt-righter. I can even remember what she was saying

She said that a nuclear war would be preferable to trump being elected because then it would be over quickly.
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Has this thread turned into a shoulder to cry on or what the fuck is going on?

>>24934480
I made it through an interview when they were hiring 7 out of 240 applicants. Nothings impossible, black Moses.

How many of the regulars are actually around nowadays? This shit feels revamped.
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>>24943721
>revamped.
>vamped
>vampire
oooh hehe
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>>24941976
>tunes
Banger
>Rascal dizze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ip8OsExLJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrTZ-ULZ6dY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttLBjPujNgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DTyB7o_6HU
(I provide youtube links, this is how I socialise, I'm probably autisic, forgib)
>not
everyone's a slave but meh
>nw
could mean new
could mean north west
either way
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>mfw I was suppose to leave (you)s by 10pm, lay in bed/chair around 11pm
>let-me-just-rest-my-eyes.jpg
>eyes rest so hard I fall asleep
>and now it's 3:58am
>...
>and I forgot to my lizard back in her terrarium so now she out and about

Plus I woke back up with heart burn ;~^{
Not sure if I should stay up or pretend like I'm tired enough to sleep

Bumping for future posts at a future time

Enjoy dis hear pic I took yesterday
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>>24943740
what a rare pepe
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whyamibannedlol
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duck I'll bring in my bags of (you)s...........right after I finish eating these nachos
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>>24939281
Theyre comedies, besides the martian which is a sci-fi

I havent seen Strange Days but it looks good
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Alright family here they come

>>24945985
Well I hate to say it out in public or on /tv/ but I am a bretty big fan of comedies, might have to give your list a view and pray theirs some good copies on the web

Strange days is alright, but its not the greatest movie. That was one of those films I showed my friend which he wasn't really taken by it
Did not feel good man

>>24942050
I've always heard about cobras but for the life of me I can never find any store that sells them here. Maybe its an east coast thing in the states

Kek I had to ask cause it gets kinda confusing since most of the closeted hipster I know listen to lady grimes, but I really don't even know what genre of musica she makes.
Either way hearing someone blast some british grimes here would be really different. Not even blacks here know what that music is, besides that nu-rap here isn't all that great don't fall for the meme, it pretty low brow
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>>24943238
>Here
>Violence is never the answer
Nah its getting drunk in public and yelling at stranger about your problems like a true cheeky bastard. Wait since when was it okay to be violent toward women......besides from 800BC-1979AD

Kek I remember you telling me that one, but wasn't that before the alt-right movement, so wouldn't you have just been a facsit?
Well I don't blame you for that but then again you should have chose those "racist" words more carefully when in public. But then bitches need to stop indoctrinating the ppl who pay their pension

>nuclear war would be preferable
why do faggots say the most vile shit about him when they don't even LIVE in said country? You should have just called her a cunt like a proper commonwealther


>>24943721
>shoulder to cry on
Greatest motto someone can say about this bread. No idea but this is what you have to deal with when no one wants to chat ;(

Man but that sounds like you had some kind of chip on your shoulder to pull that, I'm jelious. Sounds like you applied at a brand new ikea or something.
I'm still waiting on them to call me back, but last week was the week they said they call me. I'll hold out but fuuuuuuc mang

I can only account my black ass and brit and that seems to be about it. Kinda sucks just because alot of non regulars come and go. We miss our regulars kek

>>24944993
wait what thats what happens now when you get banned or your internet provider is timing out connecting to 4chan?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Gonna dump and whine about some house shit since the thread is asking for it >=~^]

Anyone else have any fun dealing with their old houses or apartments during this years snow and rain storms?

I guess this dry ass californian 30+ year old house can't handle too much rain anymore. I noticed a water stain in my ceiling two days ago and went into the shady attic and I guess I found and covered that clit spot, but idk me no professional
Then I kind of noticed how much the wood up there is falling apart from old age. And kek the guys who redid the piping and vents up there just left out all the old equipment(can't really blame them)


Now I take my leave
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>>24946176
Yeh ;/

>>24946277
I like working on it if i had the property
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>>24946310
>yeh ;/
bu-but anon thats wasn't meant for you, you make me feel like shit (︶︹︺)

If someone here could fund me with the tools and money to fix some of it, I would. But usually no one cares till something breaks
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>>24946343
Tax return amigo and move to Mexico ;)
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>>24946386
Shit I could probably live like a que- I mean king doing that, tho I'd probably move to mexico city and blow all my moneies urban boy problems and taxes
>daily reminder owning a home is a meme
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I just dated someone I kinda liked from okc and there's now a good chance she caught me posting in the femdom hookup thread, I'm fucked
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>>24946538
Monies
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>>24946546
wait you ran into someone on okc who uses 4chan, and /soc/ of all places.....duck

we all degenerates here in some way, if she did caught you throw your cards out. If not, don't say nuffin

>>24946583
but moneies sounds more comical
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>>24946655
Yeah but I can't use that or can I?
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>>24946666
>those satanic quads man
as a joke and probably in greece rn, but don't over think it
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>>24946748
Kind of accidental but I'll pretend otherwise ")
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>>24946849
666 is accidental, getting four 6s in a row....well that's a goddamn succubus summons
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>>24947080
Did it on purpose then


I'm a bit sick today. Sux. Night friend.
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>>24947342
Those lats, goodness.
>>24946277
>Now I take my leave
¬.¬
>>24945970
>nachos
Wall when?
>>24946176
>cunt
I didn't realize you had the luxury of free education
>pay
shhh
www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/12092680/Cuts-to-teachers-pay-threatening-education-union-warns.html

>>24944993
u r a gay homesex that touches the grills
>>24944769
thank you, my friend.
take it
it is yours
my friend
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Daily reminder that the anon above me is a huge id swapping faggot catfish that prays on young twink boys

>>24947638

(´• ω •`)
if you got a problem with that then you know my number you cucumber

are nachos some uncommon thing? or are you being cheeky, I'd be surprised since nachos are bar food and your nation is a bar

>luxury
it more of a right to federal aid since we print money. its either cunt and your a womanizer, or "???" and your a nazi

ohhhhhhhh big boogie woman theresa be takin our pounds from our kidz. Now you'll know what it like to in 50th place on the smartest nation list.

California crap the bed with education and theres still problems even now in the nu-2000s, I ain't like no messican who speak spanglish. And look at me I speak english good

>>24947342
Sleep well anon and I probably say this to everyone who's sick, but eat a lemon it'll make you fell 2x better


>I should be in bed
>I'm not
>Prob because all those OJ documentaries
>Good night thread
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>>24947080
Who dialed
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>>24946655
The other way around. I dated someone from okc, never mentioned 4chan or /soc/ once. She was a really cute weeby redhead and we got along pretty well. Then a few days later someone responded to my pic in the femdom thread saying "I think I know who you are". It was the same pic I used on okc. I'm hoping it's someone else like someone from work or an old school friend but I think it's more likely the girl from okc
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And I noticed about the same time this happened this girl silently stopped replying to me on okc
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>>24947752
>young twink boys
>twink
if you can tell they're male when they're in clothes then you've got me mistaken for some kind of peasant. I use only the finest of degenerative boi puzzi.
>#
0119 9820 145... >:)
>nazi cunt jew boi
I'd be offended but I'm currently rubbing some very expensive oil over my body.
It's called
Larmes de burnt pain grillé
>I speaken the english essy
pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk pv zk bschk pv zk pv bschk zk bschk pv bschk bschk pv kkkkkkkkkk bschk
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>>24947752
I do like lemon juice. Vitamin c is legit boss.


off topic, I don't think he was real?
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>>24947752
morning bump
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>>24949113
International
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We should all just get naked and jiggle in a big field in Niger
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>>24947638
Something you don't have ehehehehu
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>>24949184
y u got say tht man
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Dropping this (you) on my phone then I'm doing the rest on muh mustard race cause I'm not gay

>>24949113
Holy cow of all the anons I've drawn, some gone and changed the whole game drawing kek

Ty gentle anon tho I do exclusively watch brazilian anal farting pornô on my computer sooooooo

This thread could use some of these
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In it for love and just just a shitty blowjob and a quick fuck. But if you can give me all, I promise.

I was going to say, "bitch would you like some fuck", but I can't. Maybe there is more alfa than me. Just not me.
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My 1 year on soc btw. Maybe you knew. Good times. Good things do move quickly. Too quickly.
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Test
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>>24938992
>chavs
i can feel the puncture wound already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2jYBLw19Bc
>preggers
you just swing?
>beats
i actually got some headphones, they're too big for my head but my god they block out the world wonderfully
>>24935966
>>24935959
>>24935838
>>24935837
>>24935832
>>24935820
>>24934882
>>24934881
>>24934522
>>24934488
>>
I love you.
Sometimes lol.
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>>24950522
thts pret gay
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>>24950544
Love is gay then.
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>>24950549
Sound like a Canadian prime minister
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>>24950625
You mean Justin "Little Fidel" Trudeau?
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>>24950625
Canada is cool.

I like mapple syrup with my pancakes. You?
>>
Joke's you, my 10/10.

>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pQwzVszVmQo
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Uhhhhhh lets just pretend like I never made a post today and said I'd post later on today. Which turned out to be 6 hours later

Let me just post a pic of my two bitches, yeah I know yall jealous

>>24947982
>>24947985
So do you think she uses 4chan or not? If you don't figure this out it will probably haunt you till you slip up and stop talking to her(if that already didn't happen yet) from this situation.
Just ask her one day if she uses an imageboard like reddit, throw in something about 4chan, "ha well at least you don't use that weirdo site like 4chan......right?", then pop something in about /soc/. Either that or just ask her straight up if you saw me with my boipuss spread

Thats the thing about /soc/ if you commit to one thread than your kinda forced to stay away from other degenerate threads in the risk of getting discovered. You won't see me posting face pics in the chubb contacts thread lol

>>24948779
>finest of degenerative boi puzzi
prove it then, only the high class daddy doms keep their boy puss chained in the closet

>0119
is this a joke or just how your english extensions look like?

oh so you were a jew all along, should have known. now I'm going to have to kill you because your the reason why blacks be taking my jobs
"yall killin and rapin our women"

that all just reminds me of polish moonrunes

>>24949090
I'd send you a lemon from my tree but it'll probably rot and I'd be labeled a domestic terrorist cause I'm not white

>was he real?
who OJ? Nah he was never a real person just an oreo
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>>24949113
I look so /fa/ as fuck in this, again thank you anon
tho I don't own the biggest nigger lips in the thread, that goes to him>>24935117

>>24949434
>>24949876
damn so now a dags ten year life span will be halfed to probably fives years and a half
THANKS BASE CHINA FOR RUINING ANOTHER THING

fuc I'm on about seventh years on soc...............this isn't something to be proud of fuck
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>>24951003
It's cool.

I'm drunk RN
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>>24951021
Yeah maybe. I just told everyone to eat my poo. I'm drunk.
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>>24949861
>Maybe there is more alfa than me
uh yeah heres your alfa

>>24951025
at least your having a gosh time, Have a drink on me anon. Preferable a shot of whiskey
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>>24950517
yo eat me

>>24950521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auiYBtx-Vxw
GOD SAVVVVVVE THE QUEEN
Tho I might want to have a go at her after she was done being a dumb and drunk

>swing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvAy76gxOGE

Are they beats though, cause didn't they cost about $300 when they came out. Sounds like we should trade, mine black out alot but crush my ears after about 30 mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY8uaT8qhFQ

>>24951031
Ill never understand how drunk ppl type out posts on 4chan, thats the last thing I can go when drinking
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>>24951036
Go fuck yourself. Peace.
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>>24951081
thx m8 I'll write that on my suicide note tonight

I'll see you later thread
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So drunk i threw up. Ily?
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Shitposting is down the hill.


Ily.

>i'm very drunk.
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>>24951362
>>24951380
Why do you do this to yourself anon? I bet you didn't even have a drink on me when you were busy having fun :'c

I thought finnish ppl could hold their liquor
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Anyways here's my current progress on that giant-vs-mech request.
YES Brit I know I'm lagging but you tore up my butt up last week so this is to be expected.

I still need a face for the giant and I really don't want to make one up. Somebody roll dubs on this post and you'll be "honored" as a drawing by the drawist iams is

Off to dream land
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oh yeah and enjoy this pic of our board

why can't boipuss and male feet just leave us alone!
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Yeh :c
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Yeh :'c
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Yeh :"c
>>
Yeh :'"c
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If a britbong rips a bong whilst wearing a British flag is he comfy or is he polish?
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>>24952874
But no
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>>24952871
Perhaps
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Yeh :""c
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Weed is whack
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>>24952870
O
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>>24952864
Well then
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Trying to eat and everything inside hurts uhh bah
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I ain't quoting that post amiga.
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>>24952897
O
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>>24952894
Crack is back
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>>24952114
If you draw steve bushami you'll be cool
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>>24951380
If it went uphill it'd be a revolution.

>drunk
Tfw I'm just tired
Screee nuuuu
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>>24950646
Don't be problematic
<$:(
>>24950662
I like thailand because I'm not living there.
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>>24952916
Hello
My hunny
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>>24952940
Sorry is pic is blury or at a wrong angle.


I may need your help. I like Thailand and other places.
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>>24952947
U r cool
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>>24952950
>your
I snooze mr kabooze
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Talk to you L7vNKlWP, I gtfo.
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>>24952952
I know :)
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earth is flat
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>>24953081
the moon isn't upside down because upside down is arbitrary in the case of celestial bodies.

the moon is apparently oriented differently relative to the viewer in that image combo because in one image it is rising, and in the other it is setting... kind of like how if you take a book with the text up so you can read it, and revolve it over your head, rotating it on only one plane such that the same side of the book always faces you, the text will be upside down when it gets to the 180* position, relative to a 0* position straight out in front of your face.

how stupid can that person be?
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>>24953282
b8ed newfag is b8ed
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>>24953282
this guy believes he's on a ball
pro tip dummy
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>>24953771
Did this anon eat to much seamen or something?

Ty based clover app for letting me view delet'd posts
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>>24953892
Is there one for desktop? What else can you see? No not semen.
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>>24953918
I have netgear desktop
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>>24953918
I don't think there's a browser program for just 4chan, there should be tho that would be pretty god like.

This is the only deleted post in here, idk why it does that seems like it just caches every thread you pin

>>24953928
Does Netgear still update their browser, I use to have a while ago. I used Firefox then switched to waterfox, but they both have pretty big memory leaks
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>>24952864
>>24952870
>>24952871
>>24952874
Is this our new drunkanon for this here bread?

>>24952879
Why relate yourself to those sobby ass poles, they always act like know it all when their talking on their mics playing vidyas

Then again those Slavs did make the Witcher series
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>>24952913
Eat my dick snowflake

>>24952930
I guess I can do that.
But why can't you fags newfags just post your face. These goddamn millennials roastie thinking anonymity means anything on soc

Goddamit

>>24953282
Whoa why did you do this, did you win
How fishy was that b8?
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>>24951003
She already stopped talking to me first.
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>>24953282
no because its a fucking you moron
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Incoming yous momentarily. I'm on mobile.
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>>24953958
Didn't think there was one either. Plus I'm more textchan.
They do but I don't. They are getting new logo too. Not that I even check. I use open chrome.
>>24953974
>our
I'm yours that's for sure.
>>24953991
Wasn't meant to eat any of that unfortunately.

I ask for peace. I'm more gentle than I thought. Not as memer as I once was.
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>>24953999
Well fuck we live and learn, cry and die. I suppose your got some experience out of this in some way. Guess she wasn't into your kinks

>>24954603
>textchan
doesn't that just direct you to slutchan and etc. All I remember about netgear was it was pretty good in the early 2000s and then firefox debuted and changed that all. I'd say its more stable than firedox
I still have chrome on this here computer but just use it as a back up browser when I have to translate a iffy site or use facebook

I just use the name drunkanon to lable the crazy ones kek, ever since that one anon came in and bump spammed the joint

>I once was
Who are you(in tom cruise's voice)
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>>24953991
>face
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>>24954603
reminder this ship they call waterfox is one leaky boat
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>>24954992
all I see are the softest index finger in the known world lad
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>>24954998
Tears make great hand moisturizer.

So does your mum.
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>>24954993
Try icecat? Get chromium. I don't mind edge.
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Tired of sexual things. Now I just want an innocent thing with some girl. Not trying to get things from each other... I'd just prefer that we share our presence together.

And if we do anything physical, whether it be cuddling or kissing, it'd be for the affection rather than the stimulation.
>>
I'd rather be a man with a heart than a smelly fart.
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Guess I'll make a fun fact dump since I haven't in some time

Has anyone heard about that funny cunty english man named Milo Yiannopoulos(Hanrahan) Hes a full fledged sjw with many ties to libertarian, fourth-wave, feminist, PC culture etc etc etc
He is view and labeled as a far leftist but somehow is(was) part of the alt-right movement. He usually stands on the other side of gay rights despite being openly gay his self, but tends to be the person debating against any type of movement process. But before all his political moves he was the in charge of Breitbart Tech and manged tech report reviews before that, he also got banned from twitter too.

I just barley learned about this guy last week after browsing on /tv/ after he started some hot fire on the Bill Maher show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA

That was pretty kek worthy but then this whole thing about him allegedly defending and condoning pedophilia over a web talk show. Saying that a 13 or 14 year old are perfectly able to consent into sex, as he later goes on to details about his own sexual life as a young gay teen. Think he also shitted on Joe Rogen about this somewhere else. Hes pretty famous for throwing arguments and pissing folks off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moYBug9G-NE

This seems like a good time to post this since this is 4chan and WE all were sexually active at age 13, right?
Anyways idk how that really got him in trouble, the gay culture is becoming more and more normalized, which most have be sexually active at a pretty early age but then again he his famous so idk

But that got him thrown off of Breitbart today which is quite funny
This man.....this king of trolls, he should be respected and we could learn a thing or two from his mind and boipussy

Respect the boipussy

Prays the boipussy

Or be dominated by the boipussy


Enjoy the read and whine to me about it later
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>>24955021
that bitch is one menopause, so what's good for the goose is good for the gander

just bring lots of lube and a vib since you can't please anyone

>>24955022
I might have to look at icecat since it has a tracker blocking in it. But before that I think I'll clear the registry for waterfox, that might be the issue
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>>24955023
Errrrrrrr can some other anon give this guy a (you)? I feel like I've been replying to ever anon who comes in here with a problem

>>24955082
>what if this fart was less than tart and had been given the chance to depart from this mortal plane and outsmart the ones they call men?
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>>24955152
Never really thought of that. I remember 2006? Firefox having issues as well. I only used 2-3 browsers. Tried few though.
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>>24955170
Then I'd call it a one clever fart. Put it in a jar to rule men?
>>
I guess what I tried to say is. I'd smell that fart in many ways.

Let's talk about something else. It was sunny today and will be tomorrow.
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>>24955173
I want to say firefox started getting popular around 07-08 maybe before that there were a whole bunch of browser. Think that was when AOL still had one and sent those CDs in the mail.
But still that shit was pretty buggy, in which every update fucked something every time

>>24955191
Myabe if some grille was on a low carb diet, maybe I'd sniff that fart

But this has been the weather over here, more or less. Pretty crazy since we've been dry almost all of last year. Now solcal is getting flooded
took this pic on my roof when I was looking for that leak in my ceiling
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>>24955249
I still used explorer :)

>>24955249
Once every 4 years. It's wet winter ;)
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>>24955249
Not to some but no shit would do anything for. Grile with a cheeky smile.
>>
idk why 4chan is telling me the upload failed not sure if its too big or corrupted or its a global thing just wasted 10 minutes trying to figure this out

anyone else having this issue
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>>24955264
but anon its been dry here ever since obama got elected, coincidence hmmmmmmm

how do you live without addblock and popup block anon?

>>24955270
cheeky brown star smile
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>>24955283
Global ;)
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>>24955293
Maybe should dance or something like natives.

No adblock :))))) ads are monieies.
Popblocker and copy pasted scripts. It was good actually. Was easy to test scripts as well.

Golder star to me.


Night OP.
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>>24955137
what a fucking hunk
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>>24955023
ok
>>24954815
ilovethis
>>24954556
mobile
is this a corded cat
>>24952957
o
>>24952114
take so long
if it doesn't me very erect you have failed as a magician
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>>24951078
chicken is animal abuse
>train
i rememberwatching this
:')
>cost
180 i think
>block
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJvZdKlJH8
>>24951021
tysm
u jelle
girls love it
>>24951003
>closet
actually they're in the walls
lmao this guy thinks
>ext
bruh
>moonruns
sounds like mole runes
what could it mean
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Wonder if I can post images now

>>24955351
Pretty sure trump was the one who danced the dance of rain with his fat ass. Seems like the drought ended right into the new year

>not having addons to keep your browser from killing itself
>not blocking and finding bypass for anti-adblock sites
You sound like a jew's favorite goyim sir

>>24955510
probably gets more pussy than me, by pussy I mean puss, and by puss I mean boipuss

>>24955513
>doesn't get me very erect
so shaved oiled or hairy unkept legs?
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>>24955519
chicken who? Yeah you

You remember watching this from the train cause your were there(after your sex change operation[guess I should say transistion])

Are they really 180 know? I've been out of the game I guess
I just have flashbacks of the most ghettoest kids in skool having them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6Yxh-44qY

>letting the boipuss soak through your dry wall
Oey vey do ppl really do this kind of thing in 2017

Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga Unga Bunga
to dźwięk słabym Murzyn zrobić, gdy kradną i gwałt
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>>24955513
o
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>>24955972
Shekels don't print themselves
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>>24943740
This is a good, strong meme.
>>24946176
It seems more like a contact thread nowadays than ever before. People coming in posting deets just to get that sweet sweet male hairy ass.
I don't understand the chip on the shoulder part, no grudges were held on either parties.
Ikea? What am I, Swede?
Just continuously look for work even when you've already been at interviews for other jobs. You're the asset, they want you more than you want them.
I understand the non regs though, it couldn't have been very interested instigating a conversation the first time coming to this thread with anyone to be fair. Most regulars just kept on going with the same old people, killing off any new spawn.
Regardless of people missing, I reckon I'm not the only one jumping in on a lonely night and checking if an ITT thread is up and running out of the blue. I generally come in here to check on what's up without posting cause I rarely have enough time to do so knowing it'll result in a plethora of replies that'd leave me guilttripped not responding to in a timely fashion.
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This made me ponder rather deeply upon the question of life and death.
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Is da aliums da gubment is hidin sumtimg and anon post but he got kill and delet all evidnce
>>
the (you)s the (you)s are on fire

>>24956245
They don't print them they just convert them from USD, heheheheheheh the goyim doesn't know about this

>>24956265
Don't talk down to swede, swede will come and kill you jack......wait you are swede tho
I just meant you had some luck with you getting a position out of 240 applicants, no matter how humble you can be about it thats a hard thing to do.
Oh that whole ikea joke was because they opened the nation largest ikea in the US in my state, didn't even know about it till their grand opening

Yeah I put in about ten application last month I'll probably try to double that next month and see what happens. That was one of the problems with this place regs keeping up with regs but now its just two of us.
So I guess it evens out a little bit for new comers, not sure if I'm doing my part tho, I probably come off as a meanie. I know a few have come in and dropped by so that feels pretty good to know. Well rn know I haven't had to reply with a near 2000 character post so its not as busy as it use to be more banter if anything
"whoever" you are thanks for 9you0in the place up

>>24956297
wheres the one for mexican copy infringed spongebob and micky mouse I see on ice cream trucks out here

>>24956736
I'm sure some fedora posting will jump in the archives, and redpill us on what was deleted......and how degenerate we are kek
>>
Kek got another fun fact dump, well sota

Look what just happened over here in Anaheim CA yesterday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_-izo__vaw
https://photographyisnotacrime.com/2017/02/22/watch-southern-california-cop-pulls-out-gun-and-fires-while-struggling-with-unarmed-juvenile/(shitty article I know)

Some high schoolers were walking home from school and an altercation between them and an off duty officer started about walking on the officer's lawn, from what I heard on the news. But of course the video doesn't show what really started this(probably doing some dumb kid shit)

One kid gets pulled by the officer because he (thought) or actually heard the 13yo say he'll shoot him, tho the kid says he actually said "he'll sue him".
Cop goes on to try to detain him, rest of the kids stand and watch till one of them tries to simmer the cop. Then kid in the red backpack tries to tackle cop, cop then pulls kid through hedge later gets surrounded. Feels he's in danger, then pulls his gun(glock17) out of waist and fires a shot.

Idk where that bullet went, but it didn't kill any shitskins like it should have. Later on the the actually police are called 13 yo is detained and handcuffed, kid in red backpack is charged but then later let off.

I'm pretty positive that off duty cop might get a slap on the wrist, but idk if its even legal to carry a gun in your waist like a thug, badge or no badge


I pray this starts some kind of rant from someone this has BLM and BlueLM written all over it(dispute the kid being mesican)
How does he know the kid wasn't trying to cut his lawn for him? enjoy the read
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>>24957643
Reserve saves on having it electronically
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A little depressed today. There is a lot that goes on. Fixing this, and I'm sorry if bad pic, maybe show me or something. I hope I found the problem. There are bad people out there. It's whatever.
>>
>>24957829
>>24957942
But gold is way too precious to them to back their currency on it

I can't really tell anything from this picture, not a solder guy either so I'll be no help. Did you fix it since this post. And no sperging pls DA
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>>24958907
I still need the part and it'll get fixed. No schematic, pure skill. Can't test till tomorrow anyways :).
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>>24958907
Just hope there'll be replacement someday.
>>
No problem btw. Always an option.
>>
I asked for peace. No problem.
>>
>>24956265
stronk like banan
>>24955994
who me
>change
change
boy, i have many secrets and two of many secrets
>ghetto
yessa
now they're belong to the richest of the poor
>2017
been doing it since day 01 ma brother
>>24956243
finger in o make bum go blow
>>24955972
>so shaved oiled or hairy unkept legs?
a true artist makes one side hairy and the other smooth.
A good artist knows that it needs stains
>>
Experiences speak for themselves.
>>
i wish i was butterfly
>>
Little Fly
Thy summer's play,
My thoughtless hand
Has brush'd away.

Am not I
A fly like thee?
Or art not thou
A man like me?

For I dance
And drink & sing;
Till some blind hand
Shall brush my wing.

If thought is life
And strength & breath;
And the want
Of thought is death;

Then am I
A happy fly,
If I live,
Or if I die.
>>
William Blake
>>
Not oc
No matter
Try to be


Jealous much
Probably is a cuck.
>>
>>24959358
oc but he made it
there
it is
o

all

be me

very angry react
yes
>>24959354
wiggly wobbly
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZfOQqZ-HZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFQ83OqvQ7I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE42rO4NWBk

>>24957942
r u okay?
>>
>>24959354
Every Night & every Morn
Some to Misery are Born
Every Morn and every Night
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to sweet delight
Some are Born to Endless Night
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DA I thought I said, not to do anything sperggy
But look at this beautiful rainabow that happened yesterday(or earlier today for yuro) when we had a baby rain shower with a mostly clear sky.

Now heres your (You)s to take to the Loo and slide up where your Poo comes Through.

>>24959140
>No schematic
>Pure skill
Nah your just some kind of maverick, just makes not to cross circuit, thats how traps are made /╲/\╭[ ᴼᴼ ౪ ᴼᴼ]╮/\╱\

>>24959257
why my son...why

>>24959320
I'm waiting for the day you bust out your wardrobe, and put your hooker suit back on. One last time. And show us what it takes to participate
>richest of the poor
nah you just mad cause you ain't rolling on fifty four cm rims on your fiestas, hahahahahahah I luv haters

>since 911
you need to get an aids test NOW!!!

>an artist knows that endorser wishes for me to visualize their furfection

>>24959348
who triggered you today?
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>>24959491
>>24959348
>>24959373
I arrive to this place stuck in discontent
Beheld in the jive that thrives and vents
Have witnessed the strive of those with ill intent
Their minds deprives the sanity it takes to ferment

They speak deprived and of archives that would dent our pride
They fake to be alive and would rather skydive down and fragment
Then connive and scheme to survive when the normies thrive

They speak of the power-drive the wives they've nosedived in relent


Oh whoever am I?
Yeah fact check this one and see who made it cucks ( ͡°͡ ͜ʖ ͡°)
>might have been high when I typed this
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>>24959573
>typed this
is it still considered typing if i just run my slong along the keyboard and let autocorrect do the work?
>>24959509
>who triggered you today?
The worst kind of bbc
the broadcasting network
>fur
just love me damn it
>fifty four
i got a pink tricycle, boy. we both know i am the hypst beast with the best vision
>you need to get aids now
again?
>slide down your crack
>as i kick in your mothers back
>shit hits the fan
>like a typical day for your non typical man
yo, bud, let's get sme cheese innit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV0BB0CxIFk
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>>24959655
ooooooooohhhhh look at him he run his cock on the keyboard. 2016 called they want there tasteless joke back.

Did they air a new season of doctor who or something or did the leftist/muslim strike again?
BBC is only for the big blokes lad, maybe when your older
>just love me damn it
not till you let me try anal this time, can ya dig it jake

Hypest beast in the local city council's "special kids" league

>slide down your crack
>as i kick in your mothers back
>shit hits the fan
>like a typical day for your non typical man
thats how you got the virus the first time, playing butt pirate with shore leave sailors

This hong konger is to go into that accent way to well its some what scary, and how is telling koren tourist to greet people with "blud" a good thing
There are actually bloods here and I know I can't say that in my blue attire

and just like that a new meme was made
>>
>>24959509
Intriguing post.
>>24959573
Fascinating post.
>>24959655
Good post.
>>24959793
Informative post.
>>
Going to pull the plug then make my own Chan. I asked. Can't have nice things.
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>>24959941
A post
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Hurt
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>>24960310
t. butthurt posting fake nudes betafag
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Wana hang out ;/
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Why is everyone writing these one liner posts as if they were something deep or meaningful.

This thead is too abstract for people to actually talk about something.

Trancedentalist memes are hitting me too hard.
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How many liners should I write?
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Never more than one for maximum obscurity and faux-aphorisms.
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Never learnt to be; always was to be is to be was once.
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A picture of an ambigiously smirking frog really made me reflect deeply on the nature of the universe.
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The nature of density can be observed from a floating turd
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Really made me think twice, wow.
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Fake crab meat and tomato juice is my lunch.
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>>24960572
Post a picture, I want to see your fake crab meat. I'm very hungry. :(
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>>24960575
Sure
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You don't have to kick it, I duncare either way. >>24960582
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>>24960582
These are so good.
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>>24960587
I craved seafood. I ate more than I should.
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>>24960546
>actually talk about something.
Not transcending the childish barrier of verbal communication

check this sexc normie out
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A mans worth defined not by what lines his pockets but by the holes in which he fills.
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>>24959941
What makes a post a post?

Is the words with which it is filled, the poster who posted it?

Maybe, it is something simpler.
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>>24960582
I once ate so much of these i felt ill and i did a throw up and my poop smelt of the sea. :)

love from your friend, xoxo
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>>24960566
we're going so fast yet our lives are so

not

oh
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>>24960711
:)))))))))))
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I value, ttyl.
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Are you guys happy?
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>>24962090
no. are you?
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>>24962139
Happiest I've been in the last couple of months. (:
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>>24962149
I'm genuinely glad to hear that. How is life?
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>>24962154
Kinda shitty, but I'm still pretty happy about stuff. There is still some gay shit, but I'm glad I care less than I did about it. You?
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>>24962156
what's the gay shit like and how did you stop caring less about it? I should probably start doing the same. my life is going better than it has been in a very long time but I'm definitely the saddest/most depressed I've ever been. it's a strange feeling
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>>24960546
Yeah the legacy of this thread is shadowed in this thread
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>>24962183
Shit that made me weaker, less of what I am, made me forget what I want, made me act in a way that I normally dont, made me think of myself less, etc. I just did. I realised that I can control my feelings about things better than I do and that I have more control than I thought that I have.
What's bothering you?
>>24962184
Night is the darkest before the dawn.
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>>24962197
Night is darkest before the dawn. *

I CAN'T TALK ENGLISH NO MORE.
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>>24962090
Ate a whole bag (fake crab meats, would not recommend 10/10, know a place across borders that has good stuff unless seafood suxxx) and still alife.

Got a small fever though.
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>>24960727
Concur
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>>24962206
That "crab" meat is the best stuff ever.

Don't talk to me or my deacon again for such blasphemy.
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>>24962210
I'm a little hungry but I don't feel like eating bah
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>>24962090
I think I speak for everyone in this fine board when I say no
Now if I'm wrong
I'm right
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>>24962832
not remotely close
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>>24962903
Anon is right I find it disgusting to think that someone
>>24962832 would have the heart and laugh at depression.
I've lived my whole life crippled with it, I'll probably end up killing myself soon because my gf of 5 years ended up cheating on me with some nigger she knew from highschool, she had the gulls to lie to my face when I finally confronted her about it then she blamed me for throwing her into his arms saying I didn't care enough. I don't even know what to do anymore I'm literally shaking right now thinking about that bitch that ruined my life to think I actually vtold her I loved her to think I actually helped her through college to think that all didn't matter to her to just throw it away to spend the night in some monkeys bed I just don't know what to think. I'd rather have her conscious run wild with the idea that her slutty tendencies are the reason why I'm dead, that bitch has it coming for her
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>>24963227
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>>24962903
Yeah well I'll make you unhappy

your muffins were slightly overbaked, they were nice but not perfect.
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>>24957643
I'll beat myself up for you, sweet baby.
I think more so than anything it's about taking your time and accentuating on what you can bring to the company. More often than not they don't really give a shit how much it means to you and hence showing that you're desperate or any of the likes won't yield anything substantial.
If I remember correctly I actually showed weakness more than anything. When I got put up against a difficult question I exclaimed how complex it was and asked for time to think.
Also I flirted like a motherfucker with the recruiter. Was honestly like a blind date.
I've got a real good job opportunity for you my dude. I heard they've opened a massive IKEA in the states, you should apply.

When I was looking for a job 15 a month was the required quota to stay on benefits. I'd say you're doing better than most people atm.
The ones that struggle finding a job are usually the ones that don't want it enough. I've never struggled when I've set my mind to it. Besides, you seem fun as fuck to be around. A light personality is something very sought after at employments.
I think I'm rather difficult to talk to as a first timer aswell, I'm generally fucking horrible with responding to people and I need strong incentive to do so in the first place if it's going to be a reply worth reading.
Keep it real.
>>24959320
Elaborate, my darling.
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>>24963988
I would.However, my finest words are reserved for only the the most pristine "howdy doodies" and didgeridoos.
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Thinking about delivery. Need help.
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>>24964104
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>>24964104
Its not delivery
Its Digiornos!
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>>24964119
>>24964195
C:
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P A R T ... Y? Cuz I gotta!

Nani? No guests are here...
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Hungry too
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Whelp whats the thread been up to recently? Anyone got a project or some kind of weather change heading your way?
Its the weekend and I have nothing going on, might make a drawthread later on by who knows, they've been bretty dead recently

Do you guys think this snake skin will fit for my escort thats coming over

>>24959793
wat no (you)????
I'm gone for a day or so and can't even get one (you) JUST ONE (YOU)!!!!!!!

king of the banter and insanity on watch now.......

>>24959941
Welllllllll sorrrrrrie I didn't brush up on boipuss and cuck statistics like in your diary

>>24960482
far to much fapping on mfc, huh anon?

>>24959941
>>24960546
I can only assume how much rage dwells inside of you to make a post like theses
don't blame me p I tried. But then again I'm not making a feels thread either

>>24960582
holy shit that looks quite gross, reminds me of processed cheese but for crabs
should have just gone to seafood restaurant's garbage bin and got some REAL FRESH seafood
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>>24965268
Yeah
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Well do you guys know the answer to my riddle?

If one uploads a webm to /soc/, is exif data stripped automatically?

Thank you for your tiem.
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>>24965307
Yes
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Man Omegle really intimidates me.
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>>24965378
Dump her :)
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I'll go eat
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This (you) is late because I spent it looking for that lizard again who got loose on my desk, but then again I'm wasting characters saying this

>>24962090
I'm happily sanguine that I'm a bit of a sadboi at times. Life sucks but I don't have the worst hand of cards at the table

>>24963502
mfw no one fell for my b8
='~+(

>>24963988
That said position wasn't anything special just some stockperson shit at a hotel at the yosemite park. Not even sure how big the that hotel was or how much of a workload I'd be doing. But stocking and moving shit isn't new to me. I usually try to act like I'm not in to much need of a job but also try to act like their position is semi-important, like a 50/50 thing. No one wants a guy begging for a minimum wage job I guess. And kek the question she asked me were less harder than I practiced for, that kinda threw me off.
But I did joke around with her made her laugh once or twice like what I usually do with ppl. Not sure if that helped or not, but I'm also not a pure aryan white male so that shit doesn't work all the time. But I do sound very white over the phone
> I heard they've opened a massive IKEA in the states, you should apply.
wait a minute what is this? its b8 right?

Problem is my last job was under the table and not an official job, so I wasn't eligible for any benefits like that. And I guess employers look at the whole "me worked for three years unda table" and are not happy about it idk
Thanks for that I wonder if I come off like that in my resumes tho, and kek you can still get into trouble having a light personality. Thats when you get ppl telling you work drama and shit you don't want to hear lol
Then again you probably come off to employers as a stern reliable person with your attitude, which is a plus imo

I'll keep it really wheel pal

>>24965281
Oh tha-thanks alot
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>>24965268
>far to much fapping on mfc, huh anon?
I fell
>>24965268
>holy shit that looks quite gross, reminds me of processed cheese but for crabs
>should have just gone to seafood restaurant's garbage bin and got some REAL FRESH seafood
Like the movie lady and the tramp?

>>24965427
>Oh tha-thanks alot
Yeah
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>>24965307
Of course anon the orginal video file is converted to a lower size ie webm. Which will always delet exif data

Case and point heres a webm of me snorting coke from a few threads back(when it was fun in here)
But anon what are you trying to do with this said webm?
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>>24965437
>I fell
why didn't you just say that before? Its 4chan we'll assume the worst. You sound like you have weak bones didn't this happen last time?

Nah not that movie more like how wild cats get their daily crab dinner

>implying this won't get a reply with a single syllable response
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>>24965454
>>implying this won't get a reply with a single syllable response
0_0
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>>24965454
No not weak and not broken. Just hurts a little. I tend to assume worst myself. Dumb habbit.
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>>24965268
Sorry just been too tired
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>>24934480
Hey its the nigger from cali. Its Jersey anon. I am surprised you came back, dude. Thread went to shit almost immediately after the new years. I think that arabic girl got doxxed or harrased or some shit, I dunno. I stopped browsing for a few months I would try to continue our conversation from where we left off but I lost my cache and cant be fucked to look through archives.

In the spirit of jumping off where I left off, here is a picture from a hike. This is in Nyack, NY. Trail was on top of fuckhuge cliffs, but the views were stunning. The next day we got like 8 inches of snow. This weather is fucked.

>>24943721
It wasnt this bad, usually. I don't know what the fuck happened. It went from dead status to shit status. Did this get shilled on some blog or something? Where did all the new people come from?
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Ily? Simple no is appreciated.
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>>24965427
Aww bby
I did
I fell for it hard
>>24965268
>project
I trying to motivate myself to do an art project, so there's that.
>>24965268
>weather change heading
Some sm0l gurl got knocked on her ass by the wind but that's bout it
>>24965268
>JUST ONE (YOU)!!!!!!!
Here, you may have all these.
>>24965268
>insanity on watch now.......
My leg spread a little more
>>24965241
Eat your mother
>>24964104
It's all about context.
>>24962208
Obtuse.
>>24962073
Faloomp
>>24961146
Bye
>>24960943
:::::::::)
>>24959793
>tasteless
Gheez fine, I won't wash it then if you want extra flavor. Gah. some people.
>DW
I don't know ;_;
>Strike
Well kimmy got touched in the face so i dk
>try it
fine, just clean yourself out first.
>virus
you say that likes it a bad thing
now everytime i feel that burn i'm reminded of when i was held
down
screaming
and i felt wanted ;_;
>blud and bloods
bubberclat rastclat. where der madam at, getting bare cheeky nandos?
>new meme
>bait
does this mean something new, i thought bait referred to behavior or actions that illicit a reaction such as fiddling with your baggies or stroking hedges.
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>>24966612
Bye.
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had a shitty day. anybody want to talk shit? about anything
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>>24966639
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Well I wanted to (you) the thread in the morning, but knowing me I'll prob wake up late af or get caught up in something else
So heres your 3:36 response

>>24965711
>>24965715
I................
So is it bruised? I mean I think I'd understand it if you were trying the pitty thing to pick up grilles

>>24965928
Ayyyyyyyy jerseyanon damn I was wondering if you'd return to this shithole(currently not that bad) But yeah I was a witness to that shitfest that happened, I was lurking when that anon discovered what the archive was. But she's alright tho I'm not suppose to say anymore about that(הזמנות קופצות גבוהה)
Kek I can't even remember what we were talking about last year, I've typed so much shit since then, it doesn't really matter. Theres probably been 6 threads since last we chatted.

Yeah how bad has the weather been on the east, I don't think any regular eastshitters have been here lately. We got hit by a whole bunch of rainstorms haven't seen it rain like this in years, as usual cailfags can't handle the rain bunch of landslides and flash floods happening all over the place, pretty funny
Those cliffs look dangerous af btw but thats a solid view

I got a couple new shots but not alot. Heres the wash up in the hills behind my neighborhood. Whole place caught on fire last year now its all green.
Even heard a pack of coyotes "fucking" up in the mountain. Took a vid of their calls I might have to post it somehow
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>>24966612
Posting an image towards my b8 isn't falling for it
Its beating it
>motivate myself
I think that drawthread I made last week killed all mine, haven't drawn or finished shit since then
wink wink

That "little one" sounds like she needs more beef in her system, that could have been your thot for the month if you helped her
wind is for bitches anyways, she should be ashamed
>My leg spread
I know its soc and the whole "my daddy didn't love me enough, now I exclusively plough 30yo"
But your coming off to strong
>;_;
I know its hard but it'll die soon enough...after the trump bad guy episode

>and i felt wanted
errrrrrr this just sounds like what you'd read in a sluthread I kid you not

Nah gwan its just me antha crew ya, straigh chillin out safe lookin on scoring sum new creps senpai

I don't know what b8 means anymore after that vid. but I'm not going to let some cheeky chiken eating urban niggers change that for me, ya?
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And as always:
Every post below this is cuckheld cuckboi and your mother whished she drowned you in the punch bowl when she had you at prom

So yeah think about it.....
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>>24967123
>Its beating it
Like my sixth wife <3
>wink
better finish it.
I'll do a draw thread like
in a bit
>ashamed
she is english
probably dying inside
rip
>too strong
the stink of decaying jizzums and broken minds didn't bother you but my leg spreading did?
gosh, you've been on the inside too long
>slut
I went in one and it seems like most of the posts are written by guys so
that wouldn't surprise me
>creps senpei
awwww shiet this guys the real deal
>ya
kimmy kim kims got pocked in the butthole
Donald trump is a oompa loompa
dishonest media is good media
>>24967150
>she drowned you in the punch bowl
I survived
I was molded by the punch
consumed by the liquor
enthralled by the lustful gays
you merely sampled the juice
i was born in it, literally.
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>>24965442
Thank u based anon! The coke looks nice. And I'm just tryna get my rocks off without having people busting down my door is all
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>>24966669
Suuuup 69
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>>24967816
I feel sad so I smoke, the smoking makes me sadder.
tis a cycle of memery

and you?
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>>24967920
I'm chilling
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>>24965442
>using a paper card to cut
>using a plastic rail
Christ, it's like you don't even want to do coke.
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>>24967150
I might get a cast on my arm
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>>24934459
On Valentine's Day my boyfriend said happy Valentines day through text and 3 hrs later asked if I could let him borrow 20$ Saying he would pay me back once he got his income taxes lol so he came to my house and picked up the 20$ and left he didn't even get off I went out and handed it to him in the car and he drove off. He didn't text me untill 2 in the morning saying "hey I'm here at my cousins house we're doing lines in the van." That was it . And I seen his text the next morning and didn't text him untill he texted me first and I acted like I didn't care that he didn't do shit for me on valentines he just used me to buy drugs for him. Anyways he texted me "hey " in the morning and carried along with our small talk on how our day was going..he never pays me back by the way and he never brings up that I let him borrow money.its almost like he sees nothing wrong with it like he askes everyone for money since he's addicted to drugs :( ugh I just wish he wasn't so inconsiderate and selfish :(
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>>24967937
sound
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>>24968067
you should break up with him you dumb slut how is this even an issue. if someone treats you like shit, leave them, goddamn. there are 3 billion odd other guys in the world and you think sticking with a drug addict fucklord is meaningful in any sense. I don't pity you.
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>>24968253
Yea he's a douche bag :( sigh
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>>24968483
hey good for you, now you just gotta keep moving forward and let him stagnate in his self-designed filth. and hit a dude up if you want that dope dick, gurl
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>>24968483
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>>24938529
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Some stupid fucktard deer almost ran into my car today. He darted in front of the car when I fucking honked at him to get away. What kind of stupid animal runs into a source of noise? We need to exterminate these vermin, they are rats on 4 legs.

>>24967077
>Cant even remember what we spoke about
Neither can I. We could just start some new topics.

>weather has been on the east
Its so sporadic. We go from really warm and clear weather to 8 fucking inches in less than 24 hours. Then a few weeks later it is beautiful outside. I dont mind the good weather, but its out of place. I heard there was bad rain on top of some dam breaking, is it bad?

Here is another pic of big cliffs. This is Cliff Park in PA, right across the border with NJ. This was another perfect example of really nice weather in a really weird time. I bet a few weeks after this picture was taken I was freezing my balls off in another place.

>Post a vid of coyotes banging in the mountain
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>>24968483
>>24968497
>>24968505
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>>24969332
Probably the fact that there flight response is suited towards animals that have low-turn-ability. Have you ever seen a wolf try and take a sharp 90? They slide like it's ice. So if something is coming at them in a straight line their best bet is to run across that line and take sharp turns a few yards after that point of contact to try and lose aforementioned predator. Here's another concept. No predators in the wild make noise as they make chase, you honking your car disorients it and increases the chances of it taking risky evasive flight. It's not the deer's fault that you're shit at coexisting with the natural order of things. After well over a decade of living and driving in the upper Midwest, in an especially snowy and wooded region, I never once hit a deer. You slow down when you see one, slam your fucking brakes if you have to; that deer's life is worth more than the repairs for your piece of shit beater.
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i'm getting caught up in my feelings lately. i don't know which way to turn, every time i open up about remotely about how i feel, im overcome with a sense of embarrassment. i want to live right but cant do right, im living a self destructive life and i know where this will lead to.

i want to live a dark and dirty life, i'm okay with it as long as i achieve what i want in life. on the other side of the spectrum, i want to do it the right way and still obtain what i want. i realize whats around me but i willingly look the other way just to satisfy the part of me that demands the present/now.

i want to live and die at the same time. my life has boiled down to more failures than success. i can't get my head straight, my focus is blurred.
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Hey
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Wrong chat cc:
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>>24970099
Not with those digits my friend, this place is all yours. (:
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>>24970106
If you insist. But I'm doomed to share.


How r you?
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>>24970106
My friend also.
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>>24970115
Good, just finished my coffee.
>>24970119
WHO YOUR FRIEND?
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