Going to the club for the first time.
What the fuck do I do there? Just dancing and meeting new people?
Hard mode: no alcohol.
If you are not fugly some girls might try and chat with you, you will pay their drinks of course, then you dance a little with them, get to touch them a bit. If they are drunk enoug they will take you with them, if not they will leave you there with blue balls.
Also your ears are shit for days because of crappy loud music.
Club sucks if y'aren't liquored
>>24914648
dance, talk shit, try get laid and tried to get free drinks. don't get too drunk and take home a drunk chick to fuck.