Ok, I've been curious how many of you guys have this special

the dream

>>24913703
Used to be able to but less flexible these days. It was very cool but still doesn't feel as good as someone else's mouth.

I also used to rub my precum covered cock all over my nose, which has given me a fetish for doing that to girls.

I love to do it, just can't get to swallow my cum after I've finished in my mouth.

>>24913703
God self-suck is so hot. Feel free to show off your "special talent"

>>24913703
you will ruin your back

>>24913780
Yeah, definitely no competition with a real blow job. It's still super hot though.

>>24914179
Probably no more than slouching.

>>24913703
It was fun but the novelty wore off.

The biggest problem was when cumming the overall tendency is to contract the muscles and straighten the body (why guys thrash around and thrust when cumming), but continuing to suck while cumming (since I wasn't going to be a cum-dodging bitch) meant doing exactly the opposite of that.

Cumming in my ass was way better and hotter.

>>24914754
How did you manage to cum in your own ass? Get right to the edge, go soft, and twist it around?

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>>24914771
Invert that order of operations.

The key is to twist and insert while semi-hard. That way the rest of the erection. fucking, and cumming can happen without needing to go soft when it's time to cum.

Think of making balloon animals, except with cocks and ass.

>>24914818
That's certainly some... interesting mental imagery.

>>24914818
pics or it didnt happen

>>24914864
This just in, it is indeed possible.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1260298478

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>>24914864
Hey kids! Look at what you can do at home!

I did it a few times on and off before I lost my virginity.
Once you get a girl to do it for you there's really no comparison.

I can do this, have a video of it somewhere but not gonna look for it now.

Yeah I'm pretty skinny, always been. My dick is just big enough for me to take the tip to my lips and tongue. On my best try I managed to reach my tongue to the underside of the glans.

If I had an extra inch it would help a lot. If I had 2 extra inches I might be able to suck myself to orgasm.

26 yo btw, 1.75m, 66 kg (fu imperial system)

>>24914872
Not gonna lie. That was super hot.

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>>24915870
In a lifetime of exceptional sexual experiences cumming in my own ass definitely ranks up there with the best.

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You all have seen shortbus yes. Look. At. This. Penis. Just fucking look at it!!!

>>24914818
HOW CAN WOMEN EVEN GOD DAMN COMPETE

I can self suck/fuck. It's really meh. Better than Jill, but not better than getting the real action. Self fucking is the most pleasurable, masturbating is the easiest, self sucking is... the most lewd?

>>24916548
Do i need to bring my hips up to fuck myself?

>>24916585
Also do you find it difficult to do fast thrusts and do you leave your seed inside yourself?

>>24916585
I've done it just laying on my back. Instead of doing the semi hard like suggested above, I get as soft as possible and push just below the head inside and guide it in.

>>24916598
Eh, fast isn't hard, just how much you want going in and out is. I can't cum inside myself because the urethra is blocked by the angle at which I do it.

>>24916599
This is so fucking hot like i feel butterflies. I literally thought this was impossible due to fracture but fuck it. Bathmates. Restoring my foreskin. Holy grail of cum. And this. Knew about self suck. Could never do it

>>24916605
Why is it hard to have the decision how much goes in

>>24916606
I dont think you can fracture because bouncing off another body might do that and you keep hand here at base of cock i'd imagine

>>24916606
It's not impossible haha. You wont get your cock fractured because the blood flow gets restricted at the angle and so you wont bust your own cock off in your ass.

>>24916608
Keeping it in is the factor. I'm just at 7 inches and so the initial pushing in is hard to keep it in due to rapidly getting harder. Pull too much out when thrusting it and it'll pop out, and you have to wait to get soft and redo it all over again.

>>24916614
I think imma do the halfy method. We'll see and thanks so much for your advice. Imma do tonite. You describe yourself and all words very hotly. I cant describe how fucking amazing talking about this feels. Ive literally seen like only four videos of this in my life and never even thought about it. This thread? Fuck my ass. I dont think ive ever been this horny

>>24916617
I wonder if guys with tighter bags can do it. I have lowhangers

>>24916614
Are you cut?

>>24916622
I can describe you the step-by-step of how I do it:

1.) Loosen your asshole some
2.) Lube the head of the cock, underneath the shaft and your asshole
3.) Use one hand to keep pressure on the cock as you push just underneath the head with your fore finger and middle on your other hand until it goes in
4.) Use that one hand to guide it in and the other to block the head from popping back out
5.) Keep pushing it in until you have a little more than the head inside
6.) Lube the top shaft and push it down inside with both hands, one after the other (Be careful to not let your hands slip or you could pop back out)
7.) You can either use one hand to block/thrust or use both hands to keep it steady inside and thrust (thrusting = laying hands on top of the shaft and pushing in and out)
8.) Go until you climax
9.) Depending on how hard you are depends on how much the urethra is blocked. You may have orgasmed but not actually have jizz leave your cock. Check it to see if it needs to be emptied
10.) Relax

>>24916632
Yes, I'm cut

>>24916651
Do you have a skype? You are an amazing man. So you find that being cut. Like me. That this still lets you feel stuff? Sorry i went to /pol/ for a little bit. I barely made it through READING this post of yours. People might think im lying right now. But im 29. Ive grown the size of my dick with the bathmate. Boner power increased with it too. But this? Like a woman? They get off on words. I never have. None of us do. But you know what? I just got the hardest boner ive ever gotten in my life. From reading words. The highest angle it's ever gotten (100 degrees) just increased the girth and had to be 115 degrees. In two seconds. I took a picture but imma hold onto it because new levels of hotness tonight. No need for that. Thanks SO MUCH dude

>>24916688
I don't have a Skype, but you're totally welcome for the words I've written, haha~ Enjoy yourself tonight~

>>24916705
Wanna post a random picture of your dinky for me?

>>24916713
Dinky?

>>24916717
Lol prolly the stupidest term i know for benis

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>>24916735
Lmao. I'll keep it relative to the thread

>>24916738
Holy craaaaaap you have the girthiest 7" dick ive ever seen. Like i died and went to heaven. Imma do it tonite for sure and report back in roughly 10 hours

>>24916750
Haha, it's only 5" in girth ^~^;; And alright, see you here in ~10 hours

>>24916752
Youre so cute. Ok. We will. I will slightly monitor the thread. If you havent any questions for me imma go get a little high. Isnt being male just the best. Also was great seeing your photo :)

I could do it when i was 13/14ish could lick the tip of my dick but my back hurt while doing it.Never been really flexible though, only have quite a big dick.

>>24916809
Hnng this thread. Can we see it?

>>24916752
I couldn't do it :(. It was impossible for me and quite frustrating. Ill stick with dildos that i barely use or another man which is optimal but not exactly frequent. Im a tiny bit sore today. I dont know if my ass is too tight or my dick is too straight when it gets a boner. But im passive normally in sex and so maybe I dont understand holes very well. Mine cannot make this S-curve paper clip thing i think this requires. Basically what happened was. Soft. Wet noodle down a hallway. Semi. Two fingers plus too much pressure on my turtle cap and i was needing to correct circularly around the bum. As soon as you move the opening of your bum of course it comes out. Assholes are little tiny pinpricks that refuse to be gape holes. Hard. Could still bend comfortably. Ok now im a tiny bit inside. Feel maybe 0.9% of nothing. Now what. It can't really go any deeper i dont know how to go in and out and deeper. Im super jelly of you guys watching videos of dudes pulling out their boners and splashing product everywhere. Thanks though for help :)

I can suck my own cock, love giving myself facials. I can't get past the head and its hard to open my mouth wide enough but it feels so good. I've to self fuck before and I can get my cock to my asshole but I can't actually get it in no matter I seem to do. I think I might be too tight (or my cock is too big?) but idk. I kinda just hotdogged myself when I tried which felt pretty good.

>>24918579
Are you me? Minus the self suck hehe. Great post. Hopefully we can get more pics in here. I did a thread of myself recently but it 404'd because others had same idea i guess. I dont wanna post it in here and be recognised but i cant find any faults with myself