Aus Meetup Thread: Heatwave Edition
Same old shit:
>age/sex/postcode
>what you're looking for and contact details if applicable
Bonus points if someone actually meets up for once
23/f/20XX
Good luck getting me to meet up though. You're all socially inept with tiny dicks
>>24910196
It's funny cause it's true. These aus threads are A grade autism
>>24910212
I just come here to feel better about myself and my guy
24 m geelong
>>24910272
Fair enough, your probably a fugly landwhale anyway. I pity him
>>24910313
Yeah any girl I see on here is like 3-4/10 from aus anyway
>>24910313
>your
Learn proper English you mongoloid or get deported back to Niglandia
>>24910212
autism is good.
>>24910418
You're probably a fugly landwhale
>>24910418
Niglandia? You mean Melbourne
25/M/2486
>>24910129
21/m/22something something
just broke up with my ex and feeling pretty shite.
dunno a nice chat with someone might be nice
>>24910586
o i know that. literally was super surprised that i got one in the first place bahahah
>>24910599
i got over that sort of shit back around when i use to be 16.
i dont want her back anyways... i just became her bitch near the end of the relationship. even when we broke up she didnt even bother to try do anything to hold us together.
the saddest part is that it wasnt the first time that we had a fight like that, the first time it happened i did exactly what you said and got her back, but she didnt even try,
owell gg no re
>>24910605
Hey the jokes on her, she's getting nothing on Valentine's day and you are free to spoil someone else and make sure she finds out about it. Show her how much happier you are to shower somebody else with that love n affection
21/female/40**
wanting good chats kik is amlaurenpls
>>24910607
hahaha i wish it was that simple. im not the most outgoing person. and the only people i really know are the other barflies i hang around with.
>>24910196
Not true; I'm socially inept with an above average penis
>>24910609
Are any of the barflies cute? If not just wait for the beer goggles to kick in and go for it.
>>24910632
my dude, its nothing but guys.. the only ones who are cute are the bartenders but all of them are so use to us its like who cares.
thats actually how i got my ex, stayed at the bar for so long she eventually told me to take her home.
>>24910636
That should have been the first warning sign. Being boozed up and resigned to just whoever is left at the end of the night is not the best basis for a decent relationship.
You could try a new bar I suppose, or a AA meeting for a new pickup
>>24910650
eh im getting sick of the bar scene desu. but the aa meeting thing sounds pretty descent.
>>24910129
**/F/***
hmu silly boys ;))))))
23M3023
>>24910505
Heyy whats up
>>24910196
Why are you such a cunt?
30/m/2259
20/m/4011
should really be going to sleep
28/M/3013
/fit/izen
22/m/2283
hookup or hangout or just talk shit i don't fuckin know
28/m/2050
GF out for the weekend, looking for chills - have weed
22/f/adelaide
moving to aus in ten days, looking for people to hang with
>>24912172
And you chose Adelaide?
>>24912257
my family live there, tragic I know
37/m/2065
No fucking a/c at my house.
Not gay; but will succ te penne if you share your a/c wit me
>>24912266
least it's not melbourne
>>24912172
>adelaide
Two things. The first is why would you pick adelaide. The second is don't get raped by Jef please
18/m/2750
Into both. Chat or whatever
Kik: fjack013
22/m/5051
Basically just looking to meet new people, make friends etc since I don't know many people since leaving school and working.
>>24912332
w-whats wrong with Melbs? Apart from all the hipsters its not that bad.
>>24910129
These sure are quiet lately, where is everyone these days?
>>24913876
Trying not to melt
>>24912158
Lol what a piss up, you in tronna brah?
any sydney girls wanna fuk?
email me
[email protected]
So whats the chances of a guy posting his kik and getting a message from a girl?
>>24912172
Got kik? 25/M/Adelaide
23/m/3029
Virgin, recluse, autist, weeb, into vocaloid. I've spammed the weeb threads enough with no results so I'm here again.
Looking for a girl to take my virginity. Hell, even a kiss would be better than nothing.
kik nicelydesu
22/m/3140
Lookin for chil people for chill times.
>>24913897
2281 here
>>24913098
the problem is that it's better than everywhere else and they all resent it
obviously
21/f/2000 < don't live there but can meet up there
am hot + charisma. looking for other charisma love.
>>24914077
I'm just hoping there's a male version of me on here for the same reasons. Sifting through the autism.
>>24914077
i'm sure something bad has never happened anywhere else
straight outta /pol/
>>24914089
I'm hateful, the average person disgusts me, but I'm good looking and charismatic. Alienated and looking for someone exactly like me with no variation that can't be suppressed, who get's the vibe, and the humor, and isn't 80iq.
none. or all of the children.
>>24914114
I've posted it like 50 times haha. It is what it is
25/M/2147
Want: Crazy wild sex.
>>24914119
then not me
>>24914124
fine haha use my fucking name boy
who is this? I don't know anyone I've spoken to from Aus
>>24914041
Wrong side of the lake mate, although must say it's a nice area over there
>>24914126
please please respond, I really want to know
>>24914133
you are not that smart hun looking for good quality males on 4chan... has to be trolling, or very autistic.
>>24914067
I know that. If I can arouse negative emotions in women then my post will be successful.
27/m/20**
just wanna talk desu
>>24912172
I'm 22m Adelaide if you wanna chat. Kik is frozensloth7
>>24914265
2099 here
27/m/204*
>>24914127
2 edge 2 cringe
Your fake confidence doesn't hide your crippling insecurity.
You might be the only actual autismo here
>>24915362
>>24914207
I don't have any heavy insecurities, not autistic, not trolling, I don't know how I come across over text, but I'm eccentric and I speak in a very specific sarcastic way and I'm sure that's fucked over by text. If you guys knew me, or met me in person trust that this would not be a thought at all.
>>24914104
is half joke sarcasm.
>>24914207 I don't expect to find shit on 4chan, I'm boredom posting, hate the Aus threads especially, usually just lurk
>>24915527
if you say so, but no one who has a shred of self-awareness or empathy goes around thinking everyone else is disgusting.
you ever met anyone from 4chan? they're usually pretty normal at least in aus
>>24916448
I don't walk around thinking everyone else is disgusting.
I have never met anyone from 4chan, and if I did I would expect them to be nothing but normal. The way people act doesn't vary that much even within the freaks, everyone is relatable, and who you meet on here willing to meet up, is likely to be at least fairly socially adept so you shouldn't be surprised
>>24916643
wont spam up the thread, if you wanna talk further my kik is love.letter.for.you
M/22
jgrimm94
Brisbane area anyone?
6100
23/m/loser
down for someone to hang out with or even just chat
26 m Melbourne 3150
Looking for fem whore who wants a daddy
Can provide caps/weed to make the experience that much better due to my social ineptitude and mediocre penis.
>>24916719
6107
25/m/loser ;)
hey im down to chill too
im going to a little get together tonight, but afterwards or tomoz night im keen.
i will come back to this thread through out the night.
>>24910129
21/m/perth
anyone wanna fuck me in the ass?
>>24916643
send me an email
>>24913901
>>24916941
>>24916941
wanna fuck me in the ass?
29/m/6107
reclusive shutin seeks kik people for bantz.
triggerkin
no fags unless its funposting.
>>24912169
29/M/2050 here
Though when I get stoned I mostly just want to play Fallout
4814 29 m.....hit me up on kik if you a cool chick.....garry12345667
Just got sacked from work, took 14 months but a supervisor finally realized it was gin in my waterbottle. No chance of finding another gig that cruisey in fucking SA...time to off myself I think lads.
>>24917197
Don't you fucking dare, at the very least you could take Cory Bernadi with you ffs.
Besides, plenty of gin available on Centrelink, 6 months of that isn't any more soul crushing than work.
>>24917207
I know this sounds strange coming from an alco wastrel who can't get out of bed without a BAC over the driving limit but I could never bring myself to accept welfare. That's not my jam.
On the plus side the 3/10 girl who wont leave me the fuck alone may be put off now I don't have an income and stop fucking bothering me...silver linings hey my dudes?
>>24917222
Nah, all good, each to their own. I don't mind using the safety net every time I ragequit out of a job. The trouble is finding the energy to pick back up again.
Heh, silver linings indeed. That kind of attention isn't exactly conducive to health.
>>24917254
Ah it's just bullshit M80, spent my entire life prepping to be a soldier, got 2 months into training and then came down with type 1 diabetes and all my plans became impossible. Started drinking to cope with the fucking misery and got dependent. I feel like if I took the dole I'd never get off it with my willpower being what it is right now.
WHO'SAT MASIF IN SYDNEY
GUUURRNNN
hey adelfriends does anyone have any experience w getting prescribed ritalin etc
I feel like it's something I should look in to and I don't like the idea of buying it off some kid for $2 a pop
>>24917397
It's pretty hard to get in prescribed if you arent a kid I have heard. Maybe enroll in a bullshit TAFE course and say you need it to focus?
>>24917207
cory is based tho tbf
>>24916746
what's your skype/kik?
I'm looking to meet anyone in Perth for a fun time, not sex. I don't get out much and have weak networking so if you could take me some places you enjoy, whether it be clubs, Ferris wheels, anything.
>>24917281
What did you go in as? I'm pretty similar. I've smoked weed and avoided exercising for years to have an excuse not to go through with my application, mostly out of fear of getting psyched eval'd out early on at Kapooka.
I don't really have an answer to the problem myself. An uncle of mine wanted to follow his brother into the Navy, couldn't due to colour blindness, he ended up working in defence industry and was pretty happy, not sure if it's for me though.
For a long time gaming communities were a good surrogate for me, there's lots of really good Arma 3 units full of old soldiers who have been medically discharged and still want that teamwork and organisation. Well worth a look.
>>24910129
Hey faggots in perth.
Join the sissy cd kik group.
29 M 4740
looking for a girl to do a shitload of ketamine with
>>24918813
Kik?
26/m/2320
Fuck it's hot
>>24916643
>t. someone who never met Edis
>extremely bored
>too hot to do anything
>didn't make any plans for the day and it's too late to bother now
Can't wait for winter.
2160 anyone selling some green stuff tho help a heat stricken brother out
>>24917797
>>24917797
hmu up on kik foronification
22 / M / Sydney.
I'm from the UK (London), just over here on business. Happy to chat to some new people; up for an evening drink/day out. Women preferred.
Kik: HVincenzo
>>24918924
Ayy, 2323 here, East Maitland. Today was fucked
>>24913092
I just want to let you know that I live in your post code. I have probably driven past you. We will never knowingly meet.
>>24914041
2290 here, anyone busy tomorruh?
>>24913977
stop posting any time. your kik even has desu in it god you are fucking pathetic
>>24912172
Heya, 23/m/adelaide
I can show you around and stuff if youd like,
Kik is everythingsfkntaken
>tfw no Melbourne femboys or twinks ITT
ripperino
>>24914074
I'm heading up to Sydney to do some diving. I'm more into /out/doorsy activities though.
Do you live in NSW?
30 M 2560
Bored but realize nothing ever comes of these threads.
>>24918295
Kik and details? im in perth
25/m/6107
hey anons would of posted more on thread, but was unusually busy the whole weekend.
im keen to hang next weekend
>>24920751
go get it fellow perth dude haha
who here from sydney can get oxycodone or anything else like it
>>24920633
Are you triggered, mate?
It's not as if this is an informative thread I'm interrupting. Just a bunch of autists, druggos and vapid normies.
My last post was close to two days ago; I did stop posting. And I probably will stop posting again because I have work in the morning.
The kik name will have to go because of the drama. But I think it might have served a purpose as a filter; I wouldn't want to know someone like you anyway, and there's no point in having people contact me if they'll switch off the moment they encounter the autism. Best to warn them off early.
3130 here. where are the older eastern suburbs kids?
Why the fuck so many adl fags
also 19/m/50xx
>>24921101
m/f?
>>24921115
Because an Adelaide female showed up for once but never replied
>>24921101
3128 here
>>24910129
>18/m/4221
>looking for casual hookup
post contact details
19/m/213x
idk what im looking for, anything really to pass the time.
do people actually meet up from these threads hahaha
>>24912158
>>24914041
2264 here
M
29
Melbourne 3169
KIK: zankuujin
>>24922731
Practically nothing is ever organised from the thread itself. If it does happen, which is rare, it's via kik/skype/discord groups or whatever. Recently I've seen practically nobody meet up aside from Sydney people on the discord who do it semi-regularly and some guys from Melb once or twice
20
Male
21xx
Wanna have some female attention
Contact me on throwaway
[email protected]
>>24921971
Adelaide females don't exist and all the guys here are desperate losers lmao
>>24923378
ummmmm... excuse me?!??! Take That back!!! jerk
>>24923378
>>24912172
But that's some pretty rad edge son
>>24923162
>Melbourne
>>24910614
shit dick
23/M/3178, anyone up for a drink and chill?
>>24914074
Yeeeee
22 Syd male
21/f/Melbourne
Tipsy and rugged up in bed after a great day at work.
Looking for chats and maybe someone to hang with sometime.
>>24923903
inb4 9999 replies because /f/
>>24923903
ayo im gay i dont care that your female anyway
28/M/2264 gotta love the lake
>>24924018
KIK: CBYZ1988
18/m/Melbourne
I just want a /mu/-tant to go music shopping with no normies allowed
WTT: Mute Kiwi Juice for Man named Mon
>>24924018
Good ole Dora Creek ay... Where the Workies has the cheapest schooners in Newcastle, fuckin' mint
M/26/5290
From Adelaide but briefly in mount gambier for work. What do here?
>>24923903
27/m/melbourne
Shoot me a reply later if you're down
33/m/3350 - Ballarat
Why the fuck am I still on 4chan, also larpfag here.
23/f/2143
Bascially been out of the country for half a year and need a 420 dealer if anyone can help kik: queenofstone
>>24924986
Should have smuggled some back with you
Any fems in north brisbane wanna come suck off a loney/shy virgin?
tbla666 is my kik
>>24924986
I might be able to help you
>>24925815
Kik me ?
>>24925840
sure ill just have to make an account
>>24925846
Thanks :)
>>24925858
ugh the friend i knew the dealer though is overseas, I don't touch the stuff persoanlly so idk if i'll be able to help you out for another month or so, if ur still keen i can add ya
>>24923903
Um if you're still there
20/f/melb
Kik: agerualoha
27/m/3199
Got a day off of work today and I've been bored as hell (Go figure, everyone else is at work)
On top of that my internet keeps dropping out and running really slow too. Ugh.
23/male - cd/trap/5244
23/m/3037
Lonely. Looking for a girl to talk to and maybe meet.
kik: pulpfr33
>>24926087
How fucking amusing, you were 20/m last time I spoke to you. The lengths that people will go to in attempts to get lewds are classic.
>>24927633
I mean, he's like, gay-ish anyway so it doesn't count, pretty sure he was asking to see my cock last time
>>24924226
Yea gotta love the workies, just a great atmosphere that goes perfect with the cheap skewies
18/m/sydney
Rolaroid#6596
come chat w me
looking for people who go to macquarie university btw
>>24924187
>music shopping
I'm a jazz/classicalfag, Melbourne
2537... a bunch of us haha. Looking for some green in batemams bay area
>>24927675
im going on the 22nd for orientation for a bridging course. will you be there? what course do you do?
19/m/syd
>>24910129
bump
>>24927696
that's cool, I've been meaning to get into jazz more
my kik is ritesofsprong
23/m/3442
no fat chicks
>>24914074
are you still around here? syd m here
4207 27 m/bi
kik/snap: anonymouschap
22/f/Darwin city (bi)kik indypoping2
Anyone selling weed in Perth?
Anyone in the 3021 area selling green.
21/M
>>24933645
21 m 30xx
kik - yousernaem
send me stuff let's chat I'm bored of life
26/M/0800
I need new beer mates
28 m sydney
kik jayroe7
>>24913901
21/F/ Let's just say 2000
I wouldn't mind chatting to someone from here/meeting up. Can't be fucked reading through most of these so just add me.
kik - meowsah
24 f brisbane
Looking for a interesting person to chat with. Maybe kind of dominant.
Kik: limecola
Honey bunny :(
>>24916802
kik?
>>24934284
Sorry about the late response.
Kik- NPC723
23 m adelaide area keep to chat meet up or whatever hmu sc or kik turbine1669
24/m/bi 0830 hmu
>>24910129
21/M/Adelaide
kik: Notmusicallytalented
>>24929901
love it or leave it, fuckwit
does anyone know if there any dating apps or websites to find traps/cds/trans in Australia (SA particularly)
not looking for a hook up, actual dating.
23/m bi/Perth
Kik: ThorinsBlade
>>24936594
craigslist
>>24927940
im going on the 20th for o week
starting commerce majoring finance :^)
add me on discord tho
>>24936594
better going backpage. Craiglist is full of spammers.
>>24927696
Hello.... I am from Melbourne and looking for a bass player/guitarist
Hmu on facebook - Ruby hains
>>24914077
>I know a guy who goes to school there
>My alma mater created Australias most prolific terrorist
Am I cursed?
>>24924187
>that pic
>/mu/
fucking kill yourself my man
>>24937075
Yeah like Backpage is any different kek
Anyone around 2486 on here tonight ?
Anyone have any advice on how to buy green out of the blue? Don't have the social network to make good connections.
2042
>>24937590
smoeky?
25/m/6107
Kik:julzee2017
If you are bloody lonely in Melbourne just go revolver take some MD and interact. Crowd is pretty nice if not a bit dero.
>>24937655
Yeah, there seems to be solid ppl who deliver a bit further out but here it's all lazy scrubs trying to make a bit of money off their habit.
>>24937341
looks like we've found the edgelord
>>24936811
>>24937075
craigslist and backpage are used for hook ups
I do not want this.
I want to find someone for friendship and dating.
>>24937701
so you want to run before you can even crawl? do you know how to act infront of the opposite sex? There is a clear reason you are single. Beggars cant be choosers.
3046 looking for a drug hookup
>>24937725
just go craigs list and go random
30 m clayton
Looking to steal ya rims
>>24937718
jeez you don't get it do you.
I'M TRANS AND WANT TO DATE SOMEONE
I don't want to use a site like cl or bd because they are mostly used for NSA hook ups.
>>24936594
transgenderdate.com
>>24937759
You should absolutely approach this like any other human being.
Find someone you like, talk to them, see if they are interested. You have a bit more of an impediment in this area because not everyone will be into you, but, the kind of person who is will keep you because they want you bad.
Act like a normal human and you'll be fine.
29/M/3084
Looking for girls or couples.
Just finished work.
WHY ARE THESE THREADS SO SHIT FULL OF PEOPLE WANTING WEED OR SEX
GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK I MADE FRIENDS OFF THIS THREAD IN THE PAST BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SHIT
Kik tyelynch m 28 bris
>>24937660
25/f/6105
sup??
19 trans (m) 6026
26/m/ canberra
anyone want to hangout
22/m/50xx
My plans fell through for today so I'm doing shit all at home. Anyone want to do something? I was thinking of going out to some records stores and such in the city.
m 25, sleeping at the university of the Sunshine coast, how is everyone?
>>24938700
Kik?
>>24939209
snapchat kissez90
4740 come do acid and ket with me!
>>24939229
Don't have Snapchat sorry
Where's the Central Coast, Newcastle and Maitland girls at?
19/3160/high & broke listening to XXXTENTACION
28/M/4128
How's things people?
>>24938598
23/m 6010 kik?
23/m 3163
I'm at white night anyone want to meetup?
4207 m bi 27
kik/snap anonymouschap
>>24940641
This guy..
Posts dicks and doesn't afraid of nothing.
>>24940662
It's true, I do not afraid of nothing.
Whatever that means :P
>>24940669
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy
>age/sex/postcode
25 m 4212
>what you're looking for and contact details if applicable
Looking for chats, whatever. Does anyone actually talk to people from here? I there was that kik group ages ago but that died down.
Anyway my kik is asm9992.
Anyone going to griffith uni gold coast this semester?
>>24912172
im in adelaide 18 male
26/m/canberra
does anyone want to hang out
26 / m / 3150 Melbourne
Looking for fems that enjoy smoking up and can appreciate my top notch baking skills.
hmu kik-foronification
who else /whitenight/ here?
>>24940797
I'm neither white nor a knight.
Fight me, arch-rival
>>24940831
night festival in melbs senpai
26/m/4215
kik: raverager
>>24940834
>Melbs
My condolences. Is the festival named after the male population there?
>>24938535
Wow your close by, hey want to grab lunch tomorrow?
20/m/shepparton vic
Just looking for random hookups
Kik: SORRYIM2AUZZIE4YOU
18/twink/3000
kik: um_breon :)
>>24942169
circumcised or uncut?
>>24941149
I have work today but maybe next weekend?
m/23/3058
it's my weekend, going to stay in bed all god damned day and play videogames, then maybe chill in the city tomorrow
Not many / no Syd fags? 33 M looking for cute fembpos, sissies and females for fun. add me: millionaire1470
>>24942745
Yeah next weekend
29/m/4500 north Brisbane
Slow bored Sunday
22/FtM transguy/bisexual
Looking for whatever, smoking buddies would be cool.
Kik- rednitlester
>>24943023
Fuck, in Sydney.
27/M/4610
Modest town queensland. Stuck here, I'll spring for or split petrol because I can't host or get far under my own power.
I like sucking cock, the idea of daddy play (yet to try it) and am curious about getting popped. I can be reached at Spiral.iso (kik)
this has never worked before and I dont expect it will work now
>>24910196
Why would we want to meet up with a fat whore?
>>24943023
>in Sydney.
ripperino
>21/m/4053
>fucking anything I honestly dont give a shit
though I just got my learners licence renewed so if you can sit next to me while I drive and help me fabricate hours for my logbook that would be cool
dying to spend time with someone so I'm not alone for a chance but I'm socially awkward and have trouble meeting people
what do?
>>24944049
Where you from?
anyone in sydney who can get prescription drugs?
>>24944059
5244
>>24944062
Like?
Anyone in wagga wagga?
>>24910129
20/m/6071
>>24943557
I travel but I'm not a twink.
>>24940771
Hey 24/m/2602 here. What kinda hang outs are we talkin?
>>24944202
Of course, most ftm guys lean away from the androgyny side of things almost more than mtf's do if that makes sense
>>24944092
That's weird.. I'm in glenforrest right now.
25/m
19/Male/2095
Looking for some fun ;)
Im bi if that helps