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MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/ Welcome, one and all, to a thread of

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

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MALE SEXY AUDIO /MSA/

Welcome, one and all, to a thread of dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted for your listening pleasure.

If you're performing, be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Be creative!

If you're joining us to listen, we hope you enjoy your time here with us, and do be sure to comment. Your requests are more than welcome!

Please remember to tag your post with your performer name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.

All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:

>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests can be fulfilled, such requests will often be overlooked.
>Contactfagging is discouraged, please keep it to a minimum.
>Please only post an establishing post if you're a scriptwriter, performer or your id has changed.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>Please tag requests with <<Request>> or similar

Previous thread: >>24899549
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AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com

TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/

SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
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POPULAR SCRIPTS/SHENANIGANS

MSA Masterbin
http://pastebin.com/u/MSA-MasterBin

MALE Audio Scripts Mega-Archive
http://pastebin.com/TfqSfsKg (embed) (embed) (embed)

Questions for New Boys
http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb (embed) (embed) (embed)

Villian Marriage Proposal
http://pastebin.com/B9S1k68j (embed) (embed) (embed)

My Pet
http://pastebin.com/rmMkxuFN (embed) (embed) (embed)

Love Letter to Mistress
http://pastebin.com/tdgxuGbq (embed) (embed) (embed)
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IMAGES FOR NEW THREADS

Ollie's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/a2IMd

Azula's Thread Panels
http://imgur.com/a/DRF8J
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Online chatgroup for MSA/FSA
https://discord.gg/ujgGXJY
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>>24903518
did the other one die that quickly?

Also anyone with a non American accent that can read one of these?

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
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>>24903532
https://instaud.io/KEG

Also posting this one from the vocaroo thread. Someone said I had a podcast voice which sent me over the moon. Very kind :)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUBHK16ICC
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Guten morgen, Guten Tag or Guten abend!

Luger-sama, reporting for duty!

Now with 100% more german accent and with healthy dose of National Socialism!

Come one, come all! Request stuff only at your local Nazi!

Maledom slapping - a script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/kmGdw7

Daddys Punishment - another script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/py9kvO

Luger explains where the little Juden come from!
http://chirb.it/Cec4E9

A little bit of humiliation~
http://chirb.it/OI8ws1

Dominating a Mistress!
http://chirb.it/nALv7N

You're nothing but a slut! - Script from /msa/!
http://chirb.it/eChxNC

10 minutes of pure Fleshlight-on-Luger action!
http://chirb.it/dcNz59

Subserviant Luger!
http://chirb.it/n2shNr

Submit to Luger - Sign the Contract!
http://chirb.it/xrveEH

Cuck your BF with Luger!
http://chirb.it/rPrmxt

Yandere stuff!
http://chirb.it/a2E5f3
http://chirb.it/8zCGH1
http://chirb.it/LwJ3yL
http://chirb.it/Cm73sz

Fappy times!
http://chirb.it/pEMzh7
http://chirb.it/EC7Gm1
http://chirb.it/9Mnxxc
http://chirb.it/2kx4as
http://chirb.it/91s5bm

Subby Fap!
http://chirb.it/rr3agG

Sold off into slavery - a Luger original!
http://chirb.it/bA6sDc

Raceplay with Luger - Nigger bitches smell!
http://chirb.it/5FxJ7J

SS-Sturmbannführer Johann Luger has his way with you!
http://chirb.it/MKckFg

Wehrmachtslieder and singing:
Erika: http://chirb.it/Pmw29e
Der mächtigste König im Luftrevier: http://chirb.it/bEIvOk
Katyusha (ENG): http://chirb.it/47tvKA
Das Panzerlied: http://chirb.it/q5MIpJ
German lullaby: http://chirb.it/fDftIc
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>>24903641
>that triumphant fuck yeah

You're adorable.
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>>24904167
>>24903641
>love accents but never get to hear them

Oh my god these voices are amazing. Could download and listen to them all day.
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>>24903641
yay someone took my tongue twister bait. love the accent! Australian?
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A little something about love.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcHKE1ysTB
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>>24903532
https://clyp.it/vj3nmcxs

I tried your thing ^^

bump from 9
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>>24904006
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kF6tTiz3F1
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>>24904851
English actually

>>24904006
https://instaud.io/KLA

>>24904209
>>24904269
:D
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https://soundcloud.com/user-124880612/friend-till-the-end-letter-to-catherine-her

Just a simple reading of the "Dear Catherine" letter from the movie Her. My favourite movie, and I'm trying to learn how to play with audition a bit better.
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>>24903532
http://chirb.it/crmkdq

Bonus with german tongue twisters
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>>24907564
Gosh I'm so bad with recognizing accents, sorry
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Request ^^
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>>24908901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0azCBfRfyBl
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Dizzy dropping in, how is everyone? :D

https://www.chirbit.com/DizzyTalks

Boyfriend asks Girlfriend to Cosplay for him:

http://chirb.it/Hsrx7L

Relief for Anxiety:

http://chirb.it/wMbxNB

I'm not sure what else to post as examples of my stuff XP
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Kiwi kinda establishing. Lost all my bookmarks so I don't know what I had to record :/
Will do what I can tho.

Edging some, cumming buckets:
http://chirb.it/nsHz76

>>24903532
http://chirb.it/27JhML
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Requesting
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Apollo is the worst MSA performer ever. Prove me wrong. Do worse.
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>>24910092
I'm not *that* bad, c'mon.
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bampu
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Where's Abel
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>>24910591
Where all faggots belong - Hell.
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Me and a guy friend are looking to do a duet together, anyone have anything they'd like us to try?
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>>24909987
yay a kiwi! I love NZ accent so much *-*

haha that was pretty cute, you getting frustrated
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hihi had some free time this morning so I'm just going to dump the latest recordings

>I want to kiss you by Anon
https://clyp.it/fxfz2tga

>Indigo's adaptation of a script Kemonomimi, by Phantom
https://clyp.it/d5dx43zk

>I am a Submissive, FSA Script
https://clyp.it/dp2vxqdm

This came out hilariously bad. Good for a laugh though
>My Pet
https://clyp.it/0mfg3adx

>>24910045
https://clyp.it/rdi3bcod

>>24904006
https://clyp.it/hvjkele4

>>24910600
rude


If anyone has any requests I'd be more than happy to try ^^ also if anyone wants to suggest something, I am the guy friend he's talking about here >>24910625

- Jaime
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>>24910591
Second this
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>>24907614
That's a great movie anon. Nice taste
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>>24910691
I don't want to go to heaven, none of my friends will be there.
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>>24910691
I re-recorded my pet because levels were fucky

https://clyp.it/szxrvfuz
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>>24910971
and Submissive script
https://clyp.it/ocxj5c55
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Listen to Brother (cover) by Fortune of Misfortune #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/brother-cover

Got a new piano, so some playing and singing. Forgive the mic quality.
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>>24911330
I'd love to hear you do the Bill Withers song stories, if you're taking requests?
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>>24903518
>>>24911330
>I'd love to hear you do the Bill Withers song stories, if you're taking requests?

I'll give it a shot tonight sure.
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>>24911570
Awesome thank you!
I forgot to mention you have a really nice voice, I just think you'd do that song really well.
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>>24910691
Thank you
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V6KB7bfe0O

Sleep tight my little ones. Let the Colonel batter his chickens into a deep, wet sleep with only His most sensual sauces.
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discord link is dead, anyone got a new one?
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Could someone do a recording about a time when he did something that was against a rule or law or tradition because he believed it was the right thing to do?

I would like to hear the thought process, consequences weighed, involved parties considered, etc.

Sorry if it's a weird request, but thinking guys with courage/conviction do it for me.

*Do not worry, though. I won't stalk you. I'm just looking for interesting content, not a boyfriend.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MNzIFkvz2K
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>>24912556
This is such a cute request. I second this.
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>>24906656
I like your voice
could you talk about.. anything?
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>>24912278
Works fine for me
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Helion, sort of establishing

I've been ill with a deeply unpleasant bout of flu, which is why I've been away and indeed, I am still recovering, but thought I'd try my throat at a couple of things this morning, find them at the end. Meanwhile, on with the usual establishing palaver:

>My Soundgasm (main thing)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion
>My Clyp (used for little bump recordings)
https://clyp.it/user/v3psk0ic
>My pastebin (filled with scripts of mine)
http://pastebin.com/u/Helion9

>Email for anyone wanting to get in contact
[email protected]

[Recently popular posts]

>A Teacher, Her Master, And A Remote Controlled Vibrator (After Class) by threadanon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/A-Teacher-Her-Master-And-A-Remote-Controlled-Vibrator-After-Class-by-threadanon

>Quick And Dirty Improv For Naughty SUV Femanon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Quick-And-Dirty-Improv-For-Naughty-SUV-Femanon

>100-1
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/100-1

>Quiet Girl by Langston Hughes
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Quiet-Girl-by-Langston-Hughes

[New Posts]

>>24899594
>1 Corinthians 13:4-7
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/1-Corinthians-134-7

>>24903532
Ill Tongue Twisters from the thread
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Ill-Tongue-Twisters-from-the-thread

-Helion
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https://www.chirbit.com/bambi
i used to be onhere there is some old stuff if anyone likes or wants to hear my voice
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>>24913734
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>>24913903
Still works for me.

I grabbed you a new one though.
https://discord.gg/ayCRN
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Bump request ^^
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>>24914390
Got happy to post some new content, then I saw the length of the poem :P

Ya'll do like to offer challenges
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>>24914410
Hehe sorry it's actually a song but I think it reads really nice when spoken.
This should be easier! I posted it last thread but it dird pretty quick
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>>24914422

Well I can't let a second request go ignored

http://chirb.it/LFOzfB
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>>24913257
Awh thank you anon!! That's really sweet ^^
I can't record right now, but I did the ten questions thing from the OP, so there's like ten minutes of me mumbling and saying Umm a lot

https://clyp.it/tfr5vvvp

>>24914456
Thank you!
You read that really well
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>>24913753
awww drink lots of tea and get some rest helion
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New guy here, trying to figure out whether or not I should do more recordings.

Anyway, give my voice a listen, and let me know if there's anything you want me to read!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00GWdN5xQUO
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>>24915242
you should do commercial voice overs
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05Uy5dWqtus
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My first time doing this but i hope all of you are/had a great week.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qPASkvJERa

I kinda rambled a little but hope to make better posts as time goes on.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14gIO3SeERQ
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>>24915857
would appear the thread has died
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>>24915552
Very warm voice, would love to hear more.
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>>24915552
Relaxing voice! you sound quite kind. can I ask what accent that is? And open to requests?
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I miss Ferret, hope he's doing alright q_q
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>>24912556
>>24912802
If either of you two are still here, I'm racking my brain for something for this (hopefully). I'm not the 'rock-the-boat' kind of guy, but hate to leave your request unfulfilled. If you want unrelated samples of my voice in the interim, let me know.

-Clint
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>>24915189
That's pretty much what I've been doing all week. :)
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>>24914390
So here's this read
https://clyp.it/oetrsvma

And I attempted and failed to sing a little bit of it too..
https://clyp.it/y3u1x2ey

>>24914422
https://clyp.it/3vqjcrz5
bumperino
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All of you voicelets leave my goddamn thread right now. The GOD has arrived.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L9bxy1Ymea
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Ok, here we go with catchup

>Street Of Dreams by Ritchie Blackmore and Joe Lynn Turner
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Street-Of-Dreams-by-Ritchie-Blackmore-and-Joe-Lynn-Turner

>>24908901

>Fire And Ice by Robert Frost
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Fire-And-Ice-by-Robert-Frost

>>24910045

>Sunrise Sunset by John Read
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Sunrise-Sunset-by-John-Read

>>24914390

>The Wrote And The Writ by Johnny Flynn
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/The-Wrote-And-The-Writ-by-Johnny-Flynn

>>24904006
I have recorded this, but I'm saving it for a bump recording

I hope you all enjoy :)

-Helion
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>>24904006
and indeed, bumping from the seventh

https://clyp.it/nze4wt5n

-Helion
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>>24915242

You have a really nice voice, I'd love to hear you answer the questions for new guys

http://pastebin.com/ssMAgcpb
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Poetry bump

https://clyp.it/vngkieoq
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So, I'm gonna bump with a little content. Haven't recorded anything for MSA in over a year, but here ya go

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GWAYRtuir8
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>>24910647
well I'll fill what I can when I get the chance to record. There are builders next door so it isn't very often haha but you can enjoy my accent as much as you'd like.
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>>24914932
Thanks! I wish I had a better mic and there were more requests.


I hate just doing random stuff
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>>24904006
Another poetry bump/request.

I believe this one was posted a few threads ago, but I think it needs another go.
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>>24921207
>I believe this one was posted a few threads ago, but I think it needs another go.

I would do that, but I can't find my microphone,

I also can't find one of my shoes (WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO?)
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>>24921241
Good luck finding them!
Have you checked under the bed? The monsters like to snatch things
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>>24921244

Yep, no idea where either's fucking gone...
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>>24921207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17eSCYFLpfP
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>>24921207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19i6QPcL40A
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>>24921822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xId8gzvASc
The Hollow Men (T.S. Elliot)
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>>24921207
Indeed it was posted a thread or two back, here's the repost of my version:

>The One by Lang Leav
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/The-One-by-Lang-Leav

-Helion
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>>24915957
>>24915968
Thank you. and i am from Manchester in England. and yes i am open to any requests. so sorry for the very late delay in getting back to both of you.
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h-hello. please no bully.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W2YEFZyISk
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>>24915552
>>24920575
>>24909554
could either of you read this poem? just looking for people with mellow/relaxing voices for this one.
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>>24923414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L9WrZGwrYS
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>>24923493
very nice read! your voice reminds of a someone who would maybe voice a sly, sliver tongued villian
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bump before I sleep
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>>24923414

>A Dream Within A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/A-Dream-Within-A-Dream-by-Edgar-Allan-Poe

-Helion
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ARa49MeGZ6

Puppo recording!
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>>24924532
Soooooooooo cuuuuutttttteeeeeeeee
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>>24923414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yw0xiQBoc5
Here you go :)
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Bump from 8

https://clyp.it/vngkieoq
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Could someone record (all or part) of this poem? http://youngerpoets.yupnet.org/2008/04/17/you-are-jeff-crush-by-richard-siken/
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Sir Fluffy reporting for duty!

>Questions for Old Boys
http://chirb.it/J26ADv

I'll probably do the lewd ones at some point, too. But in the mean time, feel free to shoot me some requests or even just more questions to answer!
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>>24919772
Crow?
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>>24925761
Hey there! I took a crack at the first three stanzas. Poetry is something I've always struggled with, but I hope it's to your liking.

>You Are Jeff by Richard Siken
http://chirb.it/Hvq585
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>>24922566
someone please rate my voice.
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>>24925939
I give your voice a 6. Perfect score!

No but in all seriousness I'm willing to bet money you'll have have several fans in a week's time provided you stick to it and put yourself out there.

Absolutely under no circumstance should you become discouraged due to lack of feedback, especially during slower times like right now.

Welcome aboard, Duck.
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>>24926007
thank you. :P that makes me cheery. should i just fulfill requests that havent been taken yet or wait for my own?
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>>24926054
Actually, there's no harm in preforming a request that's already been filled. Not only does everyone like variety, but it will also bolster your library of recordings should you choose to save them.

There's also no reason to ONLY do requests. If you find something you'd like to preform or have a story to tell, go for it. Hell they don't even have to be lewd.

But participation is definitely key!
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Taking any requests. Although it is a little late over here so i will get round to doing any of them when i wake up.
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>>24925761
heres the first stanza. ill keep reading it periodically. hope you like it!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZaN8zSs85b
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>>24922566

Got a nice, basic voice. Sound like a level-headed guy.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gZGfvEUAgm
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>>24924456
lovely as always c:

>>24924743
I like it but I think you sounded a bit rushed. you were talking quite fast
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>>24925789
Caw caw
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>>24925761
Ok, I'm not sure how I managed to get through the whole of that, and I'm not sure how it turned out if I'm being honest, but I hope you enjoy it all the same.

>You Are Jeff | Crush by Richard Siken
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/You-Are-Jeff-Crush-by-Richard-Siken

-Helion
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>>24927007
Yeah i can admit i felt like i rushed it a little. Was also my first/second attempt.
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Ok, after that fuck hueg poem, I slung my morning tea down my throat and carried on recording, and since it's Valentine's Day, here are recordings of three erotic poems found on GWA, and a reading of the lyrics to what is, in my estimation, one of the greatest love songs ever written.

First the NSFW...

> Shower With Me by submrs
> script: http://pastebin.com/P1qpabGn
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Shower-With-Me-by-submrs

>Innocence by Iwillinstructyou
>script: http://pastebin.com/vDY7cXBc
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Innocence-by-Iwillinstructyou

>My Good Girl by Iwillinstructyou
script: http://pastebin.com/JXh3WCRB
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/My-Good-Girl-by-Iwillinstructyou

And the SFW (which I might redo later if I get the chance... voice was kinda worn out by this point but I wanted to get it done)

>For Crying Out Loud by Jim Steinman
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/For-Crying-Out-Loud-by-Jim-Steinman

Enjoy. :)

I hope you all have someone to spent today with, and if not then I hope you can atleast do what I'm going to do and spend the evening with a bottle of vodka.

-Helion
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b9aPlONVMD
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Any aussie guys?
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>>24927596
Yay!
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>>24928128
surprised anyone recognized me to be honest
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KJAb4ppcLo

Canadian, though not really sure what "accent" I have.
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>>24915957
>>24915968
If either of you are still around. you can always contact me via email :3
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And bumping from the eighth

>so i be written in the book of love
https://clyp.it/bsyenxbc

-Helion
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>>24923414
Doing another go at this.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ccjIlJlR3C
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bump from 9
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>>24929522
Love it! Thanks for taking the time to record it again ^^
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>>24925761
>>24926409
heres the rest cause im a shitty person.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17AymDulGPC
its not edited and i goofed a bit but hopefully you dig it.
_________

also i decided to leave you a voicemail, person who used to love me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TJSg9UVWtz

and i left YOU a voicemail, person who wanted to do that thing with me.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03HJu5o8yyO

quack quack. sorry i dont edit. i dont currently have a mouse on my laptop and the trackpad is cancer. ill go to the DI and get one soon. hopefully you like thi "raw-ness" of it.

please request something of me. and review my shitty recordings. i want to get better.

>>24926874
thank you very much. also im a Mallard not a Pekin, common mistake.
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>>24931549
No problem thank you for listening a second time.

Anything else you want doing?
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anyone with a russian accent have any sexy audio?
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Bumping tonight for anon's puppo >>24924532 and Kiwi's cat on chirbit >>24909987

>>24922566
Even but not flat, I like this voice for poetry.
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>>24925783
Your voice is really really familiar, but I'm not sure if I actually remember or just... think I do.
>as well as drinking
How about getting wasted and answering some more questions? Lewd or not. Or drunk tongue twisters. I need some drinks and laughing.
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I want thatarabdaddy and I want him right fucking now. :(
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>>24932747
recommend me more poetry bby
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This is my first post ever in these threads. I spent 8 hours working on this from the initial idea, to scripting it, to recording it and finally editing it.
I really hope everyone listens to it.
Everyone likes the idea of getting fucked by a cute anime boy, right? This is about meeting a cute guy in the animated world and going back to his apartment. It starts off gentle but gets very graphic.
>Animated World
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iGUGsMfpRi
I'm not American, the voice just fits the character.
Please listen to the whole thing and then give me feedback on how erotic and sensual it is.

Also, roughly four minutes in I fucked up some audio levelling so what was supposed to be a gentle rustling is a loud rustling. It only goes for five seconds but still be aware.
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>>24933287
oh fuck. thats the funniest fucking thing ive heard all day. o my god im sorry if im offending but i was expecting like anime tier shit but i got fuckin wile coyote and i couldnt fucking breathe.
10 out of fucking 10
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>>24933379
Thank you, that was my intention from the beginning. I like writing comedy.
I started getting back into writing over the past few months and this is first thing I've done that I actually did something with instead of just posting scripts on 4chan and then leaving it on my hard drive.
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>>24933282
Sure wish I had all my bookmarks of poetry shit still, I've forgotten what I like.
Fire and Ice by Robert Frost is always a favorite, I'd love to hear that. I just get the feeling you suit slow and rhyming poetry well.
Unrelated to that but also Imbalance of Humors by Matt Betts would be great http://pastebin.com/H5T5gBwG

Also I finally got to listening to the second half of your questions recording, really fun hearing your voice and phrasing getting so precise when you talk about sub things you enjoy. Don't know what to do with that just yet. But I like it.
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quack idk if my tag changed. its the-duck

>>24933662
fire and ice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kkUKEZQfEu

imbalance of humors
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10zL1PM35qJ

hope you like anon! im open to all kinds of requests so feel free!
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>>24933743
Love them! Thank you <3 might have better requests later in the week when work isn't so shit. Good to have you in the thread
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>>24932787
>getting wasted and answering some more questions
>drunk tongue twisters

Both of these will happen. Probably won't be until Saturday night as I have to be at work at 8 every morning, but I'll make it happen.
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>>24910591
>>24910704
:') sorry, anons. I neglected to look at the thread for a while, but it made may day to see the mention though.

>>24910600
Seconded
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>>24934352

Ramble!
http://chirb.it/F56Ctw

-Abel
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>>24934424
Yessssss
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s06pxABVHqCS
'sup niggas
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>>24934424
The Gay thoughts improv, is still your best work. I would love more of that
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y3fKJnCbcf
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>>24934424
>>24934352
Yeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Glad to see you back ^^

>>24934568
Agreed
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What's up, MSA?! It's your friendly neighborhood automaton

That's right! I'm back in the game, 'cause it just ain't the same without ol' Tinny.

Let's get things started off right. I'm movin' to clyp! So, while I settle back down into things here, It's time to remind y'all what we're all about around here at team Tinman.

We're gonna start off with some of my first recordings ever. First up is my original foray into SFW and sweet talk is the ingeniously titled "Anxiety Relief"

https://clyp.it/s021hyr5
[stressrelief] [sweettalk] [SFW] [improv]

Next! Yet another sweet improv to help the listeners coming home from a bad day.

https://clyp.it/gnx3v2kv

[Stress Relief] [SFW] [Improv]

Next! The first script I attempted. A bit of "Guided Meditation" to help with anxiety.

https://clyp.it/4ndj1no0


[Script] [Meditation] [Bit Long] [SFW]


Okay! Now we travel into the realm of NSFW! Oddly enough, my first forray into this realm was with a Star Wars script of all things. So here it is, "Master and Apprentice!"

https://clyp.it/srvwnntk

[Sci-Fi] [NSFW]

And next, one of my personal favorites, the first part in the convention weekend series, the longest improv I've done to date, mixed in with trademark Tinman BFE: Convention Weekend 1!

https://clyp.it/3fcrvga5

[Hand Stuff] [Kissing] [Relationship Experience] [Sweet]
And lastly! Before I go, I wanna come back the right way, and since it is still bitterly cold where I live, I could think of nothing better to come back with than a "Winter Wakeup."

https://clyp.it/afabuhi3

[BFE] [Sweet Talk] [Singing] [SFW]


Thanks for listening if you did! I love feedback, so if there's anything you'd like to hear, don't hesitate to ask here, or in the Discord server if you're the shy type.

I'll see you all next time! It's good to be back.
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Could anyone please record A to E?
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What name should I go by here, lads?
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>>24934568
I'll be sure to put another out :)

-Abel
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>>24936437
Yes please
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>>24934901
i goofed a bit but i hope you like it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1U269Pj7Ibq

>>24936018
frankie
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bumpin before bed.
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>>24934754
woo. Gimme all dat sweet talk baby!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iGUGsMfpRi
i hope you guys like this one
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0luhBTYocl8

Raygun Cowboys - One of Them Tonight

Night night
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>>24934901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hF7p7hdIwJ

I even switched my mic settings for you, k now it's time for me to sleep.
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>>24937620
I decided against sleep again, sleep is for the asleep.

Well, looks like it's time to read a laundry list

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8gI4BMDQQ
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>>24934754
You are my absolute favorite, can't wait to hear new stuff from you! <3
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Anyone have any recommendations on standalone mics? there used to be a thingy in the op for it, but I cant seem to find it. I'm looking around the 70 to 120 dollhairs range.
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Happy Friday MSA! I've been away from this thread for so long we have all new recorders now. Gosh

>>24909987
That edging, phew. That was a ride. But your giggles at the end are my favorite. That's what I call bubbling laughter

>>24913753
So good! At everything!

>>24934424
Hi, I could listen to you just chat about your day for hours. Also your singing voice is fucking awesome and you know it.

>>24934754
>tfw you didn't believe tinman but he really did make it better
Thanks for stress relief audios. Always thought I hated those but yours are good.

Thanks to this whole thread for getting me through a long week. You're alright, anon.
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>>24933287
Please give me some more feedback on my erotica.
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>>24921207
https://clyp.it/1w1rvkbk

Been a while since I've been in one of these threads.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RI2NHyQPPU
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RPG Interview Rollplay!

Ever wonder what it would be like to actually enlist in a fantasy army? Yeah, It's probably cooler than this, but hey this is probably how I'd end up doing it.

http://chirb.it/hIJv2F

-Abel
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Was bored and lonely.. Here, have an ruined orgasm fap~

http://chirb.it/7qqOzH
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>>24939757
Nice whisper! Was this improv? Don't remember seeing a script like it. Relevant to my interests as just woke up from a dream about someone putting a gun to my side.
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>>24940642
Forced To Cum On A Crowded Train, line 646
http://pastebin.com/agaejXyg
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>>24940644
I'm laughing. I scrolled right past that just yesterday, thought 'mm nah I don't like that" and moved on, didn't even recognize it spoken aloud. Thanks
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bump from the ninth
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>>24939666
You sound like chocolate would taste.
Do more.
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>>24903521
Is it still ran by that furry Thera?
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Anyone have short requests for a gay slav with a thick accent? I wanna test my microphone.
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>>24912556
Ok. I got one. I seriously hope she isn't browsing /soc/ right now....

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHNC98Uzx7
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Drunk Sir FLuffy reporting for duty!

Give me questions to answer while I'm drunk!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s03KXBQCpgz8
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>>24937357
Duck have you looked through many of the msa scripts? Interested in hearing one or two that personally appeal to you, if any do. Feels more genuine that way, that's really the important part for me
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Anyone want anything done in a deep, pro voice?
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bump from the ninth
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SPs7qBXrEm

Here you go you shits, sensual Chris Isaak
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Fire And Ice - Poem by Robert Frost

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BpAZzdBCLU
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>>24945384
Be still my beating heart!
>>24945563
Always good <3<3
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>>24943995

okay so I know you are trying to be silly and stupid but part of that made my spine tingle a little you have a very smooth sounding voice ... please do more without being silly?
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up from the ninth with an actual bump rec:

https://clyp.it/ca05f55f

-Helion
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>>24944702
>>24945384
I thought you said you had a deep voice?
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>>24933662
Finally got around to doing this, incidentally, anyone who misses my more psychotic villain voice may enjoy this:

>An Imbalance Of Humours by Matt Betts
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/An-Imbalance-of-Humours-by-Matt-Betts

-Helion
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Forced to cum on a crowded train

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08N8v0pJY2C
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>>24947484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zJXg92rGni
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Here's a bit of a routine my ex liked. For you deviant subs out there.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WZ2HLfLdGM
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>>24947623
I could cool fukushima with the level of wet I am right now
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>>24947605
You sound like a shitty Morgan Freeman impersonator
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>>24947669
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>>24947696
Sorry, you sound like a shitty Morgan Freeman impersonator who's 12 years old. My mistake.
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>>24947701
>>24947669
Please dont chase new people away because of your insecurities. Kthx
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>>24947708
Who was the one who said they had a pro voice? Hummmm...
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>>24947713

The guy who gets paid to use said voice??

Calm thyself nigga
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>>24947717
Can't be getting much business if you're insecure about your tools.
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>>24947713
>>24947717
This was worth being up at 6 am for

Everybody chill lmfao
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>>24947473
>>24947578
Shit, now it's a good morning. Just narrate my entire life please
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This is why vocaroo threads fail as well. You dudes are fucky
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>>24943783
You disappoint me.
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>>24947731

Gladly ;)

Seriously though, if you have requests, just chuck 'em my way, I'll get to 'em at some point. Probably.
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>>24947765
Can I make a request with my name in it?
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>>24947766
Assuming that what I just got told in discord is accurate, you already *have* had audios with your name in them. And can ask me in DMs. :)
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>>24947770
what?
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>>24947775
Someone I speak with on the discord server claimed that she was you. Though it is entirely possible that she's messing with me, either now, or when she said that.

More generally however, I don't do audios with a name in them except for people I know (like people on the discord), mostly because those can then be handed directly to them.
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>>24947787
oh....ok, I understand. Thanks anyways!
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>>24947795
No worries. She's not getting any more audios for a week (or maybe longer) unless she comes clean. :)

Meanwhile, you are welcome to join the discord and come chat with me, and maybe something can be sorted for you. :)
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>>24947811

Damn, I'm sure if I could read her mind right now, she would be saying "wow, pussy bitch. Fucking try me. I didn't want anything from you anyways, also fuck you".

But anyways, yeah, I might check it out. Byeeeeeeee
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>>24947817
Yeah that does sound like her. But it's her fault really, after all, she was the one who stumbled into a bear trap of her own making by provably messing with me in either the thread or in the discord. :)

Enjoy your day anon. :)
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>>24947823
wow, pussy bitch. Fucking try me. I didn't want anything from you anyways, also fuck you
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>>24944226
i used my friends mic to record some demitri martin jokes. hope you like. ill maybe record some sexy stuff later on but its kinda weird cause hes sitting right here. so ill be back to non edited-mistakes and all witha mediocre mic soon enough.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TGIc8LlfGp
hopefully the audio isnt too hot. let me know i am absolutely new to mastering.
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Over on /sp/ we're talking about making a hype-video for our team that's competing in a board-wide tournament. We thought it would be pretty cool to have a modified version of the 'Football's coming home' song to be part of that video. Would someone maybe want to sing it? Here's a link to the lyrics and a link to the original song
http://pastebin.com/Eb3yZ5Fr
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>>24909554
Jeezlouise, I had a lot of fun browsing your stuff!
Stuttering and virgin play, be still my heart

BUMP
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i need someone to say "my name is jeff" please
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>>24949004
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l1YBsgzILD
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Well, I'm currently being productively unproductive, which is some ways from actually being productive.

The upshot of this, is that I went on poem hunter and found some stuff to record.

>Love Or Lust by Sulaiman Modh Yusof
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Love-Or-Lust-by-Sulaiman-Modh-Yusof

>A Ballad Of Love And Lust by Patrick Scott Hogg (if you want erotica, this one's for you)
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/A-Ballad-Of-Love-And-Lust-by-Patrick-Scott-Hogg

>Boats And Birds by Meredith Godreau
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Boats-And-Birds-by-Meredith-Godreau

>Across The Red Sky by Katherine Mansfield
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Across-The-Red-Sky-by-Katherine-Mansfield

>Under The Sunset by Brian Potthast
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Under-The-Sunset-by-Brian-Potthast

>I Have Loved Hours At Sea by Sara Teasdale
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/I-Have-Loved-Hours-At-Sea-by-Sara-Teasdale

Enjoy, I certainly feel better about life having done them. :)

-Helion
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>>24949051
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l1YBsgzILD
i love u thank u
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>>24949066
What did you need that for anyway?
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>>24949092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfIOBLr1NDU
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>>24949116
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sF1N1wnX1D
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>>24949116
>>24949125
What the heck k
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EDF!!

http://chirb.it/yMabqh
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>>24949125
i appreciate you so mcuh thank you anon
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Baby bump
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>>24947763
Aww, how come? I'm going to be more active now, I promise!
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>>24949144
EDF!

EDF!

You're alright in my book, dude.
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>>24949810
>going to be more active now
Yeah, well, I hope so. I doubt it, but I hope so.
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>>24949850
That's harsh

This thread had all weekend to come alive but you all wait to do it while I'm at work
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>>24949919
I was busy being sick and working all weekend so no remorse here
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bedtime bump
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I don't know about sexy, but I can be dark

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NxMLmErzmL
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Sir fluffy bump
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>>24948142
Don't worry, your regular audio's fine. This was pretty sweet and clean though.
>why does cologne rhyme with alone
Fuck off I'm still laughing about this

>>24950420
I'll take that, anon.

>>24950722
Ayeeee
Give us just some sfw rambling about your day? Or something you wanna talk about.
Then lewd questions pls
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>>24950722
I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

I'm going to change into something more comfortable and fix myself a Manhattan to sip on whilst I ramble. Unless anyone has any specific requests.
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>>24951463
>Debit Cards and Jurry-rigging
http://chirb.it/Lgc4Mk
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>>24934424
this is super adorable

thanks Abel
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>>24951696
Ahhh I've missed that voice. I swear, it's the best voice on here. Of course that's just my opinion. Thank you and congrats on the beginning of your recording
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>>24951696
Definitely one of my all-time favorite voices. I swear I love good old-fashioned this-was-my-day recordings so much. I try not to spam the thread with too many sfw requests I guess? But this made me happy.
Also that is some truly out of the box thinking on the mic.
>glass art
I'm glad you specified vase cos at first I was thinking euphemism for dildo and that would have been a much weirder image
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>>24951506
I just discoverd your chirbit and 100-1 fap.
omgomgomg
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It's kinda entertaining... I go from mildly complaining about people never bumping, then when I come back from being ill, I spend several days getting my bump recs pre-empted by other people. :P

Well I've already uploaded this one, so here you go. :)

https://clyp.it/flal0kpj

-Helion
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZJEUwgNmxc

Hello. There's a sample of my voice normally, but if anyone is interested, I'm happy to sound smoother, or more anxious, or whatever else a poem or script or song requires. I've never done this before so I'd love to do whatever I can with my very British voice.
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>>24949052
Finally got around to listening!
I still like creepy ones best, but this was a big highlight in the day. Wew that was a lot of feels.
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Bumpppp
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>>24953875

Thanks. :)

Tell, the truth, it was a bit of a feels rollercoaster to record as well.
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anybody wanna comfort a girl who's arm was sore as hell and in result had no sleep? :(
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>>24939666
oh my god it's you again. I simply adore that deep voice of yours so much. please I beg of you please post more regularly

PLEASE
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>>24954432
yeah sure. should i be a contact fag or want me to vocaroo soothe you? if the former kik, skype or snapchat work. if the latter a script would be great cause i dont really know how to sooth without a conversation.
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>>24954754
i would choose the latter but i don't have any script on hand....hmmmm
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Fluffy bump
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>>24954874
here you go prissy. hope you feel better soon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wqYvYXNysB
has some shitty singing :)
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>>24903532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1atBPF38Tjv

I tried
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v9JmsevAd1

Taking requests
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>>24955398
awwwwww thank you :')
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>>24955386
Ahoy!

Thank you so much!

>>24952556
I'm always ready to make sfw requests.

>>24953113
Oh gosh, hahaha. It's been a while since I've done of those.
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Requesting somebody to say this phrase:
"Another wounderfull day, in a wasteland"
I want it to be said in deep, calm and a bit cynical tone.
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>>24955872
like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gEpQ7PYjf0
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>>24955872
Lets's see if it will actually post for me now...

https://clyp.it/ojfm5mis
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>>24955476
Fuck I didn't stay up late enough :(
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>>24955976
Not exactly, but still okay

>>24955982
Pretty good
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>>24903641
It is kind of a podcast voice. I could listen to you for a long time.
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bedtime bump
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>>24955476
Do you have any contact info? I have your skype still, but idk it's not really used by people anymore
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>>24955872
http://chirb.it/tKA38k

I hope I've been of some use.

>>24956560
Aww, sorry! It's really my fault for being more active at night.

>>24957458
I know what you mean about Skype! When I blew the dust off my Sir Fluffy account, only one person was still friends with me.

Other than that, however, I did make a Sir Fluffy Kik account some time ago, and I'm probably gonna get on that Discord train as well, I've been meaning to check that service out.

I've toyed with the idea of a Snapchat, but I would probably forget I wasn't on my personal one and post my face and then everything would be ruined for everyone, hahaha.
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>>24957653
Discord is actually really nice
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Quick prompt time!

If you had to choose a song to have sex to, what would it be and why!
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>>24957849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SoUmXkwrOe
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>>24957849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aWGFrscOir
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>>24955872
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdaaobwWyw
Its not great but thought i throw my hat in the ring
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>>24957653
Yeah I don't really use skype but i have checked a couple times since I saw you post the other night. You should definitely get on the discord train though :)
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>>24958046
>>24957653
I should clarify that I do have you on skype, I realized I didn't say that lol
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>>24957849
http://chirb.it/yK6Ek1

>>24957699
Everything I've read about it sounds wonderful. Unfortunately, the guys I play vidya with don't understand that Skype is not ideal.

>>24958046
To be honest Skype has really started to show it's age. Why the fuck does it use so much memory anyway?! But yeah, I'll try to figure out Discord later tonight. No promises I'll get on tonight though, so don't stay up past your bed time!
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>>24958158
Nah I'm staying up late tonight regardless haha. Just bought a giant bottle of wine and had some light retail therapy today that I'd love to look at while also weeping at my bank account :p
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>>24958158
oh wow, that music video for you & me....i'm jealous of their kissing....haha i wish i could kiss that good. it doesn't help that a: my previous bf was way better at kissing than my current bf and b: it's a ldr and we don't actually get to kiss physically like ever :'(
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http://voicespice.com/Player.aspx?c=p&h=1975F508&j=42E48
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>>24954600
>>24941820
Gave a shot at this mess >>24937620
I guarantee I fucked something up along the way.

https://clyp.it/mekoisml
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YYdfYjCVld
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJ8MxwvJU0
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>>24958855
>>24959125
Why did I find this so hot
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>>24959160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vV3f1auIib
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>>24959229
O-oh
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>>24959262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AHQdVyuOBM
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>>24959277
Anon pls
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>>24959312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IIW8NDnWIk
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>>24957849
Ok, so I drew a blank coming up with an answer initally, and decided to instead just record my train of thought on this subject.

Turned into a 24 minute long ramble. :P

>What Song Would You Like To Have Sex To? A Ramble
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/What-Song-Would-You-Like-To-Have-Sex-To-A-Ramble

Enjoy. :)

-Helion
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Would any kind males be open to either reading to me or giving me masturbation instructions or both?

25 f aus skype:bellgrahamcracker2
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>>24959876
>Straya

Nice try Emu, I won't fall for your avian trickery!
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>>24959876
Any specific theme or script?

I have time but i'm not the best at improv.
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>>24959883
Damn it.
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>>24959904
No theme. No script... I'm looking for improv.

Chance to practice maybe?
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>>24959904
>>24959905
Reminder that all Aussie-posters are Emus, Roos or spiders. Do NOT fall for them!
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>>24959913
Im a dropwerebear, actually.
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>>24959922
Well, regardless, that skype username does not exist.
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>>24959924
I forgot the @gmail.com
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>>24959876

'No results found for bellgrahamcracker2'

As for masturbation instructions, can you either give us some more info, or have these reposts:

>You're Going To Be A Good Girl For Me Tonight by SuperHappyDeathSquad
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Youre-Going-To-Be-A-Good-Girl-For-Me-Tonight-by-SuperHappyDeathSquad

>Obey by Cynful808
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Obey-by-Cynful808

>Relaxing Vibe SI
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Relaxing-Vibe-SI

>Good Evening My Dear Slave...
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Good-Evening-My-Dear-Slave

>You've Been Teasing All Day SI Script
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Youve-Been-Teasing-All-Day-SI-Script

>Ice Play Schlick Instruction
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Ice-Play-Schlick-Instruction

Enjoy

-Helion
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>>24959928
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>>24959932
Jesus. Try [email protected]
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>>24959938
That works.
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Request anyone to record some vibrator advice for me
Killed the motor on my bullet vibe years ago, haven't gotten a new one because I couldn't resist putting it on my clit and that desensitized me to cumming from regular masturbation.
Took months to be able to do it again after that so I figured not worth it
But I want one :(
Wwyd anon
>>
waynegraysongerbil here

>>24908901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0u9fVpSnbZj
>>24914390
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MbI8ubpLLv
>>24923414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CeCgsIrzBF
>>24937620
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0G62i0tTjg8

and of course some Fred Chappell
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1klYgeUPluc
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>>24960408

I'm not entirely sure that this is the best place to be asking (us being guys and all), but here's my two penneth anyways....

>Vibrator advice for thread femanon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Vibe-advice-for-thread-femanon

Hope it helps

-Helion
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>>24960584
definitely will ask elsewhere when time comes to buy, but I was curious about an opinion - thanks for the suggestions

>>24960533
Nice
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I know that this is a bit long for a poetry request... but I'm hoping somebody will feel inspired?
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>>24961141

Given that elsewhere in this thread, someone requested a poem that ran to 22 minutes long, this is most definitely *not* too long to record. :)

I did switch the speaker's gender, but I hope that doesn't take anything away.

>Eros In His Striped Shirt by Beckian Fritz Goldberg
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Eros-In-His-Striped-Shirt-by-Beckian-Fritz-Goldberg

Enjoy. :)
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>>24933217
Aw man, that really warms my cold heart. Sorry for being absent, but life is weird as hell.

With that being said, thatarabdude establishing! What's up you guys?
I say and do things in multiple languages, and occasionally senpais notice me.
>smut
Haram talk; arabic edition: https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Lewd-Dirty-talkArabic-Edition
Lewd stuff in English: https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Lewd-Dirty-talk
>non smut
Cold Iron: https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Cold-Iron
Consoling an upset daughter:
https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Daughter

last, but not least, for archival purposes, my chirbit, where you'll find 2 years worth of stuff:
chirbit.com/thatarabdude

>>24957849
>quick prompt
well, I tried to be quick about it https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Songs-to-have-sex-to

>>24938964
here's a couple of pointers:

>stay away from USB condensers
>buy used recording equipment
>buy a standalone audio interface
(with 48V phantom power should you want to use condensers later). These can be found relatively cheaply; I have an m-audio fast track that I bought used and it's been with me for a while.
>don't buy condensers right away
buy yourself a dynamic mic; I'm using an AKG perception P3 and it's pretty decent. Other recommendations include:
>anything by shure

Unless of course, you have all of this stuff and just wanted to buy a mic. In which case, all of this was superfluous woops

>>24961141
>too long
psshhhh no such thing on /msa/

>Eros In His Striped Shirt
https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/Eros-in-his-striped-shirt
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>>24955476
>been a while since I've done one of those
Want to do another one?
OR
>always ready to make sfw requests
Want to tell us about what mic you picked? Or ones you didn't pick, if that's private

>>24940394
This was an entire journey.

>>24959931
Helion has the evil laugh DOWN
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>>24961385
Here's what I think of that...

https://clyp.it/d4j4hocv

:P

-Helion
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>>24961278

THANK YOU!!!! This is amazing :)
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Ok, so I may be drinking, and I may have played a lot of skyrim recently...

>Song Of The Dragonborn from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Song-Of-The-Dragonborn-from-The-Elder-Scrolls-V-Skyrim

>>24961632

You're very much welcome. ^_^

-Helion
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>>24961632
Gave it a shot here.

https://clyp.it/dx5xwrfu
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>>24961344
Wow....you sound like The Narrator from Bastion so much. My ovaries are dead.
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>>24961665
You have a very cosy voice :) Thank you! I really like your version of this
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>>24961344
God
>>24961501
d a m n

This thread is too much. I'll see you all in a few days when I'm breathing normally again.
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Evening folks! Sir Fluffy reporting in! For a couple hours anyway!

>>24961385
I could definitely do with recording another 100-1, or any fapping related audio, really! I might record something sfw first just to make sure No one elsenear my appartment is awake.
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>>24962509
Oh hello! I really do hope you decide to join discord. I don't really use skype at all and I didn't enjoy the handful of times we chatted. I'd like to reconnect with you :)
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>Strip Club Grand Tour
http://chirb.it/6IPL6H

>>24962536
I created an account and everything, but I'm worried my mic is going to sound like shit live. I may have to hold off until I get my new one enxt week. I have some things I can try though!
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>>24962768
Well I've chatted with you before. Want me to shoot you a message on Skype or do you mind sending me your discord name...?
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Let's get lewd!
>New Super 100-1
http://chirb.it/B6ytJ9
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>>24937620
https://clyp.it/edsb4zhg
probably fucked some of the words
apologies for dry mouth and my flying babies in the background.
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>>24960408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M5nXVp3VrW

my advice is simple
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And bump...

https://clyp.it/ikmwhyi2

-Helion
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Listen to Eagle On A Pole (cover) by Fortune of Misfortune #np on #SoundCloud
https://soundcloud.com/fortunate-misfortune/eagle-on-a-pole-3

By request of a previous femanon
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Have there ever been any m4m audios been posted here by a black guy?
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and up from the eighth...

https://clyp.it/wxqukth0

-Helion
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VZjchJN2Ae

BARDAGIR OK BLOTH
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ok so I think this is wildly underappreciated, so I'm coming at you with the bombest thing humans beings have created for the past 10 millenia

https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/the-best-thing-human-beings-have-ever-created

>>24961687
>>24962088
Thanks anons! If there's anything you'd like me to do for you lemme know, I'd be glad to!
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>>24962885
If onyl I could clutch this recording and hold it fiercely to my bouncing bosom while running home to listen!
ty!
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Anyone have any recordings of light dd/lg play? Looking for some fluffy stuff rn
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05zZqjVY8Tv

I'm sick and this is me earlier trying to clear my throat. Any girls want to fuck me?
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>>24965225
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NhChCCLaGt
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>>24965401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLgl34JSpH
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FwIWvd3pmT
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so...i have a southern american accent...anyone want something from me? got a script?
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>>24965469
Give me your best "You got a purty mouth"
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>>24961344

This was absolutely excellent. Your voice....

Thank you so so so so much!
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>>24965470
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00VEVDVJ9eA

done.
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>>24965489
do the stuff from line 374 here http://pastebin.com/2jQPi2yS
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>>24965493
hows this?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TwTQmuxeZn
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>>24965523
10/10
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>>24965257
I always did want to fuck a malfunctioning spaceship.
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>>24931950
Hey duck,

I'm so sorry. I am so so sorry for everything that happened. I hope everything will be ok soon. Not sure if this thread will be here when you can see this, but I want you to know you're stronger than you think. It will be ok. I promise. Be safe. Take care of yourself.
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>>24948781

Haha, thank you :)
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>>24962885
Fuck, you're so hot.
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im bored, give me something to record
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1poV03kAnlz hope I didn't make the ladies too moist
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>>24966493
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1poV03kAnlz
nope got me hard tho
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s006Spk5YAKk
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What would be the interest in drunken ramblings/Rock Band (game vocal) recordings for fun? I don't think my voice is that good but I do this for fun on weekends when I get drunk. I'll give a sample of my voice. It's probably shit but I'll give it a try. It's not a signing test but it's a start.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wUaBdx0GN7
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>>24966493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fj7oekYiaf Beans and rice baby
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Jesus I sound bad. Even trying to sound better doesn't sound better. Better run me off now while I feel shitty about it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QweqnPu5II
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Ugh, I couldn't even link my posts together.

>>24966810
>>24966833

>confirmed idiot
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And bump!

https://clyp.it/2g01z1ts

-Helion
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>>24966460
Thanks, there will be more lewds next week!

>>24966810
Drunk Rock Band is one of my favorite weekend pass times! I fully support Drunk vocal recordings, hell, I'll probably throw some up too if you do.
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>>24967915
I always look forward to any and all of your recordings :)
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and bump from 8 again....
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>>24903518

Taking requests.

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wCDFB8UWRz
>>
Emergency midnight of the night bump from page 10
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>>24962921
Mhm yes that's pretty good advice yeah

>>24963727
I don't think so? Not a combination of both, anyway.

>>24966810
I have great interest in all ramblings. Please do

>>24967915
You keep taunting us with this promise of drunk recordings...

>>24967634
We don't reply much to these posts but helion bumps is truly a gift. Thanks for keeping us bumped.
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>>24903518
Deciduous
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>>24970067
Seconding the thanks for helion bumps.
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r3vAT6s8oI

a-am I good enough to post here?
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>>24970657
Tell how you touch yourself and how much you like it.
>>
What do you guys and gals think?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oxdcEJ8ZVw
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I've always wanted to do one of these but I'm afraid everything I do would fall under comedy. I have a VERY pronounced accent and it's NOT considered a sexy one. I enunciate rather well but I'm from the south...I'm talking deep south. I doubt anybody wants to hear that in a sexual way.
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>>24971000
give me your best "You got a purty mouth"
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>>24971039
Wrong type of Southerner. Think antebellum era South. Co-workers call me The Colonel
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>>24971178
> antebellum
You have my interest anon.
Read some poetry?
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>>24968615
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>>24971420
Good idea. Waiting on an email back from chirbit. I probably won't be inspiring any shlicking but I might relax somebody.
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>>24970657
I love your voice! Can you do a introduction? (:
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>>24970067
>>24970471

Thanks for saying so you two ^_^
>>
I get home later tonight and I'm feeling pretty emotionally and physically exhausted. Are any of you guys able to provide a lovely welcome home recording for me?
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>>24972665
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VQlzeA2IRo
sorry.
>>24973237
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wpt57EApZs
i tried.
>>24970892
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Rsf8AQmx
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>>24974004
Thank you! My day at work got even worse so that recording really helped. :( I just wanna cry
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>>24974077
you want a comfort recording then? it'll be poor quality, but it might still help
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>>24974334
Yes please :( spoiler alert I did end up crying
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southern guy is back...anything you want me to record?
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>>24974369
my dorm isnt exactly quiet, so unless you want muffled shouts and EDM in the distance I'm gonna hold off on that audio. s-sorry ;_;
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Fledgling voice anon here. I'd like to do a variety of scripts, but for now I'm just testing the waters and having fun with it. This is a short story reading, hope someone likes it.

https://soundcloud.com/solreadings/a-good-lie-by-robin-laquihon
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>>24974369
Not the other anon, but if you're still around (or if anyone else is in need of a comfort audio), here you go.

>Quick Comfort Audio for thread femanon
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Quick-Comfort-Audio-for-thread-femanon

-Helion
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Are there any good catboy scripts?
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>>24934754
Wow...that was amazing, and weird. I didn't know the Star Wars audio was something I needed or wanted to hear.
The meditation one was really great. I fell asleep to it, and I woke up so well rested. Haven't slept so good in a while.
It would be nice if you did some more of relaxation/drifting off to sleep kinds of things.
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>>24974004
>>24974886
Not the anon who asked for the comfort audio but I needed it hard this morning. Thanks a lot for these.
>>24975249
Don't know of any off the top of my head, but if you give some detail on what you're looking for we might be able to scrabble one up.
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>>24970067
>>24970471

And up from the eighth

https://clyp.it/atr0korb

-Helion
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>>24976673

Helion bumps are love.
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>>24976728
<3 ^_^

Thanks!

>>24975353
Also, you're very much welcome. :)
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>>24937413

More on the way! You have my word!

>>24938843

I can't wait to put out lots of new stuff for you to hear!

>>24939157

I'm all about the stress relief. I'm really glad you liked them.

>>24975319

Yeah, I've got another Star Wars one, but it's got way less broad appeal. I suppose I could work on a sequel to the Jedi Master one, of course. Thanks for listening, I'm glad you got some sleep, I'm gonna get to work on some bedtime stuff stat!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QdduGeAw9M
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>>24978164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M5yNnfChp5
>>
Kiwi with some stuff:

Ollie's Odyssey - Chapters 1 through 3
http://chirb.it/DqzGkm
http://chirb.it/zvavJI
http://chirb.it/ygOqv3

Fap ft. Cricket
http://chirb.it/d69pIa
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>>24978444
god your laughs at the end are so cute. i'd be laughing along with you if i were there ^//^
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>>24965996
quack quack.

if youre a chickadee, fuck you. jail for a week, got out cause of overpopulation. second degree felony. i cant go hunting i cant move to another state. im all kinds of fucked cause i dont know if anyone likes me genuinely or is just waiting for an opportunity to drop me. im dealin with suicide, im dealing with homelessness, joblessness. fuck you if youre a chickadee.

if you are not a chickadee however. thanks for the support. more recordings soon. my lifes a bit in the shitter but ill be okay soon enough. <3
>>
>ASMR sexy sample!
http://chirb.it/wvnbad

-Abel
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>>24972205
Did you get chirbit?
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gL1XWtg5KZ

I hate this mic so much. I also learned today I can't remember Casey at the Bat as well as I thought I could. Oh well.
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>>24979049
Yeeesssssssss
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>>24979481
Saw this in FSA, decided to have a crack at it

>'Come Here And Take Off Your Clothes' Quote by Tyler Knott Gregson
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Come-Here-And-Take-Off-Your-Clothes-Quote-by-Tyler-Knott-Gregson

-Helion
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how do i know if my voice is even sexy kek
dont wanna embarass myself here
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>>24980719
embarrass yourself first
that's where you begin
>>
>>24980851
for example
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SLjdwBZaSe
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>>24980869
God damn it
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>>24981012
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>>24979565
Just now got that email back. Apparently I tried to make an account at some point. News to me.
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>>24979049
yay
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>>24980869
im not sexy doctor material
:^(
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>>24979049
Yesssssssss
>>
So you can basically just talk about anything, right?
>>
I've honestly avoided these voice recording threads my whole life. But I happen to have quite a unique voice and have been told on numerous ocassions I should use it for multiple job details that require it (radio hosting, voice acting, that kind of thing).

I don't particularly agree with these people. I am more than happy to use it this once and see if it has an appeal in a thread such as this. If you are at all interested, please let me know.

I'm just a tad bored and wanted to see what the critical reception is.
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>>24983021
Yes..
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>>24983084
Just post a clip or don't dude
Most of the guys here have been told they should work in (voice centric profession) before.
And I will tell you as well, it's not even about having a unique voice, it's about finding the strengths and right scripts for the one you have.

You're coming off as a gigantic tool btw
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>>24983084
Im with this guy >>24983710
You come off as an egotistical tool
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>>24983084


>>24983710
>>24983750
hear hear
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>>24983823
Abel I love you
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>>24983838
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c6yNrLy1QB
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>>24983962
Literally made my day
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>>24903518
Hello everyone <3 This is my first time really using 4chan and my first time recording something for someone to listen to..I did a quick breathy countdown, im working on reducing background noise <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s185ZuOs5HHi
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>>24984113

:D I'm glad to hear it!
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>>24977796
>it's got way less broad appeal
Well now I'm curious what the reason is.
Yes, a sequel would be nice, since it ended so abruptly. Didn't even find out if they managed to lock the door or not.
Also, glad to hear you're gonna make some sleep stuff.
>>
>>24937620
http://chirb.it/EDsK9O
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sXrIHqa0BG
>>
Just some random stuff

>Mr Tambourine Man
http://chirb.it/H1K9f3

>SPH Pleasure Robot
http://chirb.it/PwILyG

-Abel
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>>24983710
Oh, I'm really sorry. I was going to post something but I found I can't use my phones microphone for vocaroo (plug-in issues). I figured I would be able to.

I also apologise if I seemed egotistical, that wasn't my intention. I had the thread open for a day and didn't receive a reply so I abandoned it. If there is any way to use my phone's microphone to record, please let me know. I am also incredibly shy with my voice, I didn't mean for it to seem otherwise. I'm sorry if it did.
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>>24986758
Well most phones do have some sort of built-in voice recorder app. You could try seeing if that could work.
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>>24903518
First time posting; judge me, etc.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0TL9fTQ0Z
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>>24926385

this might be odd, but i'd love to just hear you talk about yourself a bit. your accent is awesome.
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>>24986857
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0TL9fTQ0Z

haha i love it!
>>
Just saw Get Out the other day, had this stuck on the brain.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PKCVGYxETD
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>>24940644
You sound like a very dear Estonian friend of mine...
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Is there a script or recording of gentle maledom? Maybe masturbation instruction? I like being called a good girl.
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>>24909554
The anxiety one is soooo nice ~
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>>24989795
Perhaps these reposts will fit the bill?

>What Kind Of Slut Are You?
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/What-Kind-Of-Slut-Are-You

>Relaxing Vibe SI
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Relaxing-Vibe-SI

>Good Girl short improv
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Good-Girl-short-improv

And this one's a bit harder dom, atleast at the beginning

>You've Been Teasing All Day SI Script
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Youve-Been-Teasing-All-Day-SI-Script

-Helion
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>>24986843
Hey, thanks for that. I will figure out some way to do it and upload something when I'm feeling up to it.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1M7NHqofhW9

A friend of mine wanted me to do a catboy script. Why not post it here too
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>>24989926
One of my favorite recordings ever is your 40 minute kink ramble. Would you do something like that again? I can't exactly put my finger on it, but it's something about the combination of the care and safety that goes into it and that heavy sense of knowing exactly what you're doing, on purpose. Even when it was just about stuff you wouldn't do, the "boring" talk was really fun for me.
I'd love to hear more details on rigging, but could be whatever you have enough experience in to want to talk about.

>>24989276
This was awesome
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>>24990844
Second
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>>24989314
I am not estonian, however I went by dianji here a long time ago.
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>>24986843
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l2vffMjMEs

I have a feeling that this is going to be terrible, but at least I gave it a shot.
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Sir Fluffy reporting for duty!

>Sir Fluffy Unmasked
http://chirb.it/51DwN6

I still have some fiddling to do numbers in audacity now that I have a new mic, but I hope my recordings sound good enough for now.
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>>24985468
Why do all your robot voices end up being mean, but still love you
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TYnkhecQR6

~ majerlerker
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up from the ninth

https://clyp.it/hubwfi5o

>>24990844
>>24991943
My initial reaction to this was 'I shouldn't talking about rigging (in a kink context) because my experience of doing it is so limited, but then I thought about it, realised that I do know a hell of a lot about it and so I will do this at some point soon, possibly tonight. Need to decide whether or not I'm going to script it or just bullet point it.

-Helion
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babump
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I found a lovely script if any of you boys would like to record one
http://pastebin.com/ygP6iaNM
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>>24994522
>When Will You Surrender Yourself To Me?
http://chirb.it/O3pgvb

Please excuse the traffic and squeaky chair in the background.
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>>24965478
you're very welome!

>>24994522
of course I would
https://soundgasm.net/u/thatarabdude/When-Will-You-Surrender-Yourself-To-Me
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>>24995101
>>24995218
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s14FXbf0cgap
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If someone could yell "I WAN'CHYA TA FUCK ME, JERRY", that would be great.
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>>24995957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BpokVzEymo
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up from the eighth

https://clyp.it/eom31vxu

-Helion
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>>24989276
Yo this shit is dope. Real shit, the guitar work on this is super clean. Vocal inflections vary enough from the original to show that you played it like how you would and made it your own. 10/outaten

>>24992121
Yo where's your accent from dude, are you a kiwi? For someone who's lived in NZ for most of his life, I'm pretty shit at picking up the kiwi accent hahaha.

>>24992045
Yo I remember you, it's been a very long time. Idk if you'd remember me tho.

>>24979932
Woah that's not how I remember that poem ending. On the flipside of that though, your pacing is good and your speak clearly.

>>24978621
>>24939157
Heh, thanks. Idk why but I usually always end up with giggle fits after I cum. No idea why heheh.

>>24974840
Personally, I'd slow down a tad when reading a story. It was a little hard to tell where sentences ended and felt like commas were used to separate the sentences instead of full stops. Reading at that speed, your words were still audible so props for that.

o/
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>>24995957

http://chirb.it/7x9qff
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>>24996240
>>24997998
Thanks, I appreciate it!
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up from the seventh

https://clyp.it/cxkxshvz

-Helion
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>>24994522
http://chirb.it/8Ck499

Hey /msa/! Albrecher here, long time no see. Good script, good request, I hope you enjoy!
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hey y'all, here's a big ole shitpost for you. Mein Kampf ASMR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ax7HIUO-Lr4&lc=z13fxtcjesfqwzdvd232sz2ofsvyftpd3

:^)
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bampu
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>>24990844
>>24991943

Ok, so this is what I sound like when I'm expostulating on a subject without so much as a set of bullet pointed notes to follow, let alone a script.

>Rambly Rigging Ramble
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Rambly-Rigging-Ramble

>>24994522
I very deliberately recorded this before I recorded the ramble and wore out my throat some in the process.

>When Will You Surrender Yourself To Me? by belle_in_the_woods
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/When-Will-You-Surrender-Yourself-To-Me-by-belle_in_the_woods

I hope you all enjoy these. :)

-Helion
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and bumping from the eighth

https://clyp.it/dldyrbzx

-Helion
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c-can someone speak this one for me? the creepier the better:

"BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF

Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney l take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite...."
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>>25002443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qcF4zOXcCz
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>>25002809
lmao good shit thank you
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>>24992448
Can you imagine a sweet loving glad0s waifu script? I cant, but I'll be sure to record one if I ever manage to figure out how it would go lol.


Now have some of my /d/ content, MSA.

>boy to girl rape mode
http://chirb.it/cqG97F

>Incubus (creepy sex demon script)
http://chirb.it/JqvaLq

-Abel
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>>24921207
Getting close to the end now.
Lets squeeze in one last poetry bump.
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Aaaaaand finally catching up

>>24984588
>>24992121
>>24992604
Do some of the poetry bumps!

>>24985468
>>24992448
I adore the mean robot. Let it feel its feelings. I just want to please it :c

>>24986857
I'm judging you for not posting sooner. We used to have a lot of Fallout quotes itt... you would be great for those. But do some of the questions for new guys at least.

>>24997186
>>24999053
Too romantic, gtfo Helion my heart can't take this

>>24989276
Pleeeease do more of these.

>>25001016
>Ramble
It's perfect... exactly what I was hoping for. I'm so glad you made it longer, too. Just gives me the warm and fuzzies. I could listen to a hundred of these.

>>24992326
Amazing. I've always wondered if this happens to people. How did you get back into it? Just stopped caring?
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Hello,

So I've posted one thing here a while ago but thought i'd share my newest recording.

This is a gender neutral masturbation instruction I had a bunch of requests for as all my others were female oriented. It is quite stern and degrading though, but not too much! I think it has some aftercare at the end as well.

https://soundgasm.net/u/afriendlydaddy/Gender-Neutral-Sauce

I have a bunch more if people like them.

enjoy!
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>>25005760

This was fucking amazing! Love how sexy and comfortable your voice sounds. 11/10 moaaar
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>>25005760
This was nice, you could definitely post more.
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>>25005760

Fantastic. Very sexy.
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>>25005251
>i do not mind
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lwb2cQ3dCg

i havent recorded in a bit. hope yall like.
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>>25006088
Welcome back, Duck. I especially liked the first part of that. Almost like a sigh after a long day.
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>>25005251
>Typewriter Poetry #1026 by James Andrew Crosby
https://soundgasm.net/u/Helion/Typewriter-Poetry-1026-by-James-Andrew-Crosby

Enjoy. :)

-Helion
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>>25005251
http://chirb.it/x3MMI0

Albrecher here, back again to have a crack at this poem. I hope you enjoy!
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>>24937620
http://chirb.it/ebgx8m
>Pronunciation Poem

>>24961141
http://chirb.it/rbHw9p
>Eros In His Striped Shirt

>>24921207
http://chirb.it/B9pdFD
>The One

>>24914390
http://chirb.it/nHDICA
>The Wrote & The Writ

Albrecher here, realizing it would be easier to just do multiple recordings for one post!

I hope you all enjoy, and I hope to see you on the next thread as well~.
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Bump from 9!
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>>25004983


my heart is broken for knowing i won't meet you in person, Abel ;/
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Up from the seventh

This bump rec is longer than usual, mostly because my source of bump rec quotes seems to be going through a phase of long quotes and stupidly short and kinda crappy ones.

https://clyp.it/lguxgd2n

-Helion
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>>25005416
I just might when I get the place to myself tomorrow, haha. Glad to see people enjoyed it. Any song suggestions?
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quacka dacka. its the-duck
doin it for the memes hope you like my giggles.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ehFS0dbh6t
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>>24921207
>the one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JoAPbiO6yG

>>24904006
>feeling too much
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11osLpwnpDK

>>24961141
>shitty take that i goofed but kept
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kNMyylGKir
>less shitty take but i still goofed
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nG3n1LlJfL

_______________________

woah a ramble! listen to me try to talk for 40m! we go on an adventure: i talk about my old hobbies, d&d, shitty old friends, my grandparents wealth, and other stuff! hear me yawn, chuckle and at one point get spooked real good by a shadow! listen now!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06u3vssPjsx

quack quack. the-duck
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>>25007991
daw, don't worry Anon, where do you live? Maybe you could ask me out for a bite lol.
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>>24997471
Answered them all. Don't mind the guitar rant in the middle; that shit just gets me going.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ivpTnFBH5X
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>>25009065
>>25005251
Should've seen this before I posted the other shit. Oh well. Enjoy.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s141fdlN8PL0
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<request> for shitposting purposes
--------------------------------
Lu~
Mi~
Ka~
Ru~
Lumi Karu!

-----------------------

Thank you.
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>>25009065
Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiight finally some answers I can relate to
>>25009083
End was a laugh. Can't request right now but nice work.
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Sorry if this isn't the right place but I wanted to practice
If you don't like Latin just pretend this link doesn't exist lmao

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QqTiTdnkOz
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>>25009004
Pretty sure me and half the people here would take you up on that
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>>24997471
I'm from Australia, so very close. But I think my close ties to the Celtics influences my voice a lot.

>>25005416
I'll have a look through the thread for them.
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>>25009004


California.

:/
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>>25011595
You're sweet, and honestly I would be over the moon if someone actually asked me out.
Typically I'm too feminine for girls, and I don't seem all that gay so guys don't go for me. I'm super quiet in real life, but I'd melt if someone actually approached me.
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>>25012475
ah boo, I'm in Baltimore.
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>>25012481


I just would want to get to know you. You have so many cool interests and seem extremely intelligent and skilled. I mean I wouldn't lie if I'd feel intimidated by you from listening to all of your recordings, but I'd consider it a worthy challenge. Even if I could just have the privilege of being a close friend. I'm only an inch or so taller than you, and people say I'm sort of androgynous. Long hair, etc. But I'm also a good 5 years older too.


>>25012485
Baltimore - where Animal Collective formed! I'd love to visit one day. :D
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>>25012489
>>25012485

You said in the older recording that you wanted to be a professor... how is school going?

I'm on my way to become a philosophy professor (already taught a few classes in grad school).
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>>25012489
Well thank you :) I'm not all that complicated though, I just like to learn and try new hobbies.You seem like a rather nice person, and I always like people who are taller than me. You should totally come visit! Baltimore gets a bad rap for all the poverty and violence, but thats only really a problem in west Baltimore. The inner harbor and the east side is hella pretty and still filled with a lot of polish and German families/businesses who've been there for a solid generation or two.
>>25012495
I would still like to become a professor, though the constant backlash I get from my Political science dept is really starting to take a toll on my willingness to keep going. Poli in university tends to cater towards the uber liberal activist type, or the super analytical political nerd type. But, sadly, I don't feel a whole lot of connection to either of those groups. People like Orwell, or Ezra Pound, or Arendt, political writers who had a respect for art and could seamlessly integrate the disciplines into poetry and writing without succumbing to simplicity or gross representation are the people who I'd like to emulate.
Whats philosophy like as a discipline? My impression is that it has lost a lot of credibility which is why I have avoided committing too many resources to it officially.
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>>25012545

Heh, I was merely pointing out that we're almost the same height... which I actually like. I like looking at a significant other directly in the eyes.


>Whats philosophy like as a discipline?

It's on the fritz, for sure. But it kind of has always been. You get the professors who are bullshitting their Heidegger's and their Hegel's out their ass, and then you have the ones (like me, I hope) who are just trying to get down to brass tacks about the human condition through using clear language only, embracing philosophy in coordination with science. It's impossible to give a perfect description the current academic state. Most departments are completely analytic in approach, which makes it difficult for me since I still find a handful of Continental philosophers vital (esp. Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Camus, et al). Really right now I'm trying to buckle down on my interests in free will, suicide, and the natalism debate. Fun stuff.


I do have family in New York that I am to visit at some point soon-ish(?)... do you have any interest in visiting NYC anytime?
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New thread >>25012650
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>>25008859
What a legendary ramble. I can't believe most people are missing this
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>>25013113
i take it youre entertained?
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>>25013176
It was amazing
So much shade
So many spooky shadows
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