Let's see if I can guess why you're here, random internet

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Let's see if I can guess why you're here, random internet stranger. You're here because either:

A.You got bored and decided to amuse yourself in this section of the Internet.

B. You meant to type in TvTropes but now you're down the wrong rabbit hole.

C. You're a guy who wants to see what tactics the competition is using.

D. You want to do the fun part of dating someone, without feeling obligated to take that person places.

If your answer is D, you're in the right ad!


So now you're probably impatient and hoping I actually tell you about myself. Don't worry, internet stranger, I'm just getting to that.

Things I am: 24, Sci-Fi nerd, single, symphonic power metal connoisseur, white, proud member of Team Mystic, male

Things I am not:
27, a d00d who typz lik dis, attached, a fan of country music, an amphibian, insane (last point probably has some dissenters.)


Ladies, I know. Your panties are taking themselves off at this point. So, I have some qualifications that I'm looking for in my suitors.

1.I'd like you to be old enough to have grown up with Rugrats on TV, Backstreet Boys on the radio, and Super Smash Bros on N64, but not so old that you raised a child that this applies to.

2.Be able to carry a conversation. As much as I'd like to be, I'm not Superman, so at some point we will be talking as opposed to...well, not.

3. Female. You'd think this is obvious, and for some reason it isn't.

4. Bonus points if you own a cute sundress, own dice with more than 6 sides, or have an insatiable addiction to football.

So, with that being said, to find me you just use that handy-dandy "reply" button at the top of this and send your contact info, and I will perform extremely complex calculations in order to determine if I'll respond. However, in order to do said calculations, I need you to send me your favorite word that doesn't get the use it deserves, like "antiquated" or "festooned".

Or, just go to tvtropes like you originally intended, that works too.