Roast thread Ok lads who's got the balls... Contribute

>>24899801
Poor picture, lose some weight

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>>24899801

Call her Violet NOregarde, 'cus this fat purple bitch has NO regard for her physical appearance.

Stop chewing, put down the fork before I have to burst you with it.

Make me cry /soc/

>>24899960
Why not try to look normal? Now it's like you're slurping that pudding in your parents place.

>>24899801
I like the way you have your friend cut out because you're not as attractive as her but also left more than you needed to in because you're desperate for people to know you have friends

>>24899960
The sweater says mummy's boy, pubey facial hair says single and the eyes say nothing because they're creepy and dead.
Seriously dude what the fuck.

>>24899728
Hows it feeling being a Christmas cake?

>>24899728
I think you are the person who got some balls, literally

>>24900017
Does that thought turn you on?
You 're probably too afraid to post now
>>24900010
It's pretty good people have to wait for whole year to taste me and say it's good

>>24899728
You'd look cuter with my cock in your mouth.

You fucks can't roast worth shit.

Bring on the nasty cunts.

>>24900152
I don't really think so
>>24900163
Zzzz...

>>24900215
That's your problem, you think to much. You need to stop and open up, you'll feel better when you start choking.

>>24900227
As if you could choke me.

>>24900243
As if there was any doubt.

>>24900248
Implying what...

>>24900251
Implying you look cuter choking on my cock, are you not paying attention?

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ookay

>>24899728
you hide behind ugly over-throw shirts and go to "nice" asian buffets in the mall in the good part of town because you think that your 2007 lexus rx 350 and two story home are good enough to mask your crippling depression of your home life because you know your husband who's old enough to be your dad is fucking the white girl at his office job that's half your age but youre content with it because it really can't get better, but it can get a whole lot worse

>>24899801
you're the ugly one of the group but your friends always tell you "girl you look so guuud"

>>24899960
ya look like a fucking twat who couldn't last 3 seconds in a fight and you comment on random pictures on instagram to get people to follow you so you can get into the numbered amount of likes on your shitty pictures because you can't afford a phone with more than a 5mpx camera you poor fuck

>>24900286

Lost every fight I've ever been in. Don't have Instagram.

Next please.

>>24900285
I started to type a comment but had to open the picture again because I forgot what you looked like

>>24899728
id let you degrade me and call me names whenever you wanted.

... please

>>24900267
My attention span is very limited when not interested.
>>24900286
Little bit overly dramatic... I got divorced anyway.
>>24900375
Beta, sigh

>>24900407
yeah i am
thanks
you looking for a beta ;)

>>24899728
Looks like you need some superior white cock stuffed in that flat chinky face. Sucks that I'd have no tits or ass to touch while you're doing it, you look like a fucking eleven year old downs syndrome boy.

I dont' know or care what roasting is but OP looks 40+ if that qualifies as an insult. Namaste

>>24900517
Fuck you.
>>24900504
So contradicting.

And both afraid to show face.

>>24900549
Roasties gonna toasties lmao stay mad whore

>>24900549
p-please?

>>24900562
Another shy hero.
>>24900577
Please disintegrate.

>>24900601
baby you keep talking like that and youll have me.

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>>24900285
>pic related

>>24900285
Bad picture, your eyes seem wide and your neck twisted.

Why is this a thing?

>>24900642
marry me

>>24900663
We are all suicidal go away.
>>24900687
Why are you still here. Will ignore you from now.

>>24900549
Brb showing you my face on fucking 4chan for the sensible logical non-mentally ill attention whore reason of ... oh no wait

>>24900702
thats what always happens just getting ignored by good looking girls.

im around cause its fun idk

>>24900746

I've never seen autism present itself in such a pure form.

Roasting you without even having seen your face. Take a hint.

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Do it

>>24900909
oh hello
you interested?
>>24900487

>>24900852
lulz bro

>>24900909

You could suck a basketball through a straw. Do they even offer lip reduction surgery?

>>24900909
Sorry I can't do it. Struggling to wear a backpack properly? Something that looks like a skid mark on your left sleeve? You're clearly a very 'special' person. Kudos for taking a selfie by yourself though. Treat yourself to a mars bar. You've earned it kiddo!

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>>24900909
With a philtrum like that, I could land a Boeing 747.

Small eyes of peace, picture related.

>>24900909
You're literally so fucking average that I can't come up with a good roast. You just look boring and dull.

>>24900285
You actually look like a moai

>>24899960
Shave that pedo stäche u fucking creeper. If 12 yr olds saw you in the street they'd run

>>24899728
You dress like my grandmother

>>24899801
Jesus Christ thank god your picture is dark

>>24900909
Post new pictures please

>>24901008
Turn you on?

Stop taking selfies and get your ass back in the IT department

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Hate us cuz you're not us bitchess

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>>24899728
>tfw no cute Asian gf to murder me if I look at another girl

>>24901060
Lol
>>24901172
You look typical American who supports Trump and alt right.
>>24901234
You should be murdered.

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>>24899728
I bet that seat is sticky from all that sucky sucky five dollas youve been offering to your patrons at your spa.
>>24899801
That paper on that table best describes how youll live for the rest of your life.
>>24899960
"Staaaaahp it silly goose!"
>>24900285
I bet your SO loses sight of you whenever you get mixed in with other white girls.
>>24900909
Single mom, traumatizes her daughter with all that screaming from strangers every other night since daddy left.
>>24901172
Was bullied at school for being a pretty boy, would turn into a female the very moment you meet your cell mate after seducing some dumb chick at your old high school.
>>24902769
Cake on the outside, and inside.

Hurt meeeeeeee.

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>>24899728
Looks like the kind of stuck up, no-nonsense middle-aged woman who goes to the bars on Wednesdays to get tag teamed by a couple of 22 y/o frat dudes to feel desirable again

>>24899801
I guarantee that her whole night at that bar was spent in that corner

>>24899960
Nice to see this pic of you about to lick that dirty sanchez off your lip

>>24900285
an irl generic white female npc

>>24900909
I can just tell you were one of those artsy chicks in high school who used to cry because the boys wouldn't touch her

>>24901172
Shave those pointy ass eyebrows

>>24902769
There is nothing good about who you are or what you do

>>24902866
never seen a skull so narrow. from that gaze I just know you're dying to tell me about how despite being 17, you've already harnessing your superior intellect with atheism and anti-feminism/anti-sjw ideas. I guarantee you play League of Legends

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>>24903553
Cash me outside

>>24903568
you look like a fucking idiot

>>24903568
U look like the girl guys talk to cause she has dsl

Ok

>>24903834

The fucking embodiment of a drunk pump-n-dump right here folks. She looks like a pig in makeup. Imagine the horror of waking up next to this thing the morning after once her face is bare.

>>24902866
So why it's on the seat?
You look underage.
>>24903553
Thank god it's almost Wednesday cannot wait for it again.
I don't know whether you're a woman or a man from Aztec nation.
>>24903834
Lose 80% of weight and try to look less sociopath. Yeah, pretty lame you must be hearing this all the time.

>>24903948
You seem mighty bitter, anon.
Is there something you want to say besides insults?

>>24903950
In another threads

>>24903960
Like this one?
>>24903968

>>24903969
Maybe

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>>24899728
So it's true, cleaners take selfies in other people's houses
>>24899801
Hun listen here, when you take up the whole photo in a group picture you might want to chicken nugget down
>>24899960
Stop trying, please stop it's honestly painful
>>24900285
How many dicks you sucking on a night out? Oh wait I forgot you're too young nvm
>>24900909
Too easy.
>>24901172
Bro you on the toilet because that face looks like you've got something up your ass
>>24902769
Now I know why superdrug stores have no makeup stock left
>>24902866
Ahahaha, mate, you're head is like a foot tall on its own
>>24903553
Can you get out your mums basement already and have a shower? You're stinking up 4chan
>>24903568
Did your dad teach you how to suck bottles like that?
>>24903834
If I saw you id just run.

>>24903980
I'm not a cleaner you racist underage.

>>24904010
Just because I have a young and fabulous face darling. Don't get jealous

>>24903980

FIFA after school every day, chronic masturbation & a beta complex due to being picked on by bigger boys & laughed at by the girls in your year.

How's being 14 working out for you greasy?

>>24904099
Ohhh that was savage, being 14 is great thx for asking, how's going to work every day to lick your bosses asshole to get a measly pay of £6 an hour that you spend on this girl who uses you and sleeps with every man she meets?

>>24903980
you probably just assume my age, you seem much younger than me actually

>>24903980
How old are you exactly?

>>24904042
>>24904099
>>24904183
>>24904184
My bet is 15.

>>24904197
hey roast me some more

>>24904225
Ignored.

>>24904120

So you're a greasy fourteen year old MGTOW, anti-SJW shitlord? Holy fuck kid, life isn't going to be easy for you.

I'd say best of luck, but I honestly hope that you end up topping yourself at 33 years old, V-card in tact, resenting the women who wouldn't pay your lazy, greasy arse any attention. Rightly so. You're the epitome of creepy permavirgin.

x

>>24903969
There you go

>>24904392
that hurts i cant even get roasted

>>24904643
You don't deserve anything. You should post pic to get it started.

>>24904878
its ok you can just call me a beta and ill be good

>>24904941
Post a pic, it's not very difficult.

>>24904954
yeah but it would be pretty embarassing, you know not too many people admit to being a beta

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>>24899728
Rate me

>>24905005
Wouldn't that be the ultimate goal of being beta or are you just a retard?
>>24905014
Some russian

>>24905034
i think the point is to find a gf who will degrade me actively.

>>24905146
Beta retard missing the point.

>>24905149
we should add each other

>>24905195
Your fantasy. You will never "add" me (or anyone else from internet) and you're still talking about it here. Makes you look like a sad person. You say it's "beta". Everyone else here laughs at you and says it's submissive autist. You don't even have balls enough to post a pic or anything that resembles your true self. Just insecure 17 years old.

Ignored.

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>>24905226
thats a good one

man you are packing some serious ordinance

>>24905262
Please fuck off from this thread.

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>>24905279
t. Beta whiteknight

Pic is you btw

>>24905289
Looks better than the beta
Just sayin'

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do not roast me i will cry

>>24905309
Stranger Things 2

>>24905262
You're not funny and nobody likes you

>>24905279
>>24905342
you cucks are getting mad because im gettin it in with the op.
>>24905297
op what contact you prefer?

bumping the thread

>>24901172
You roasted yourself by posting this picture... What's wrong with your mouth? Ugly as shit.

>>24902866
Literally looks like an angry 14 year old.

The worst you could do to anyone is shoot them when you inevitably go on a shooting for all the years you've been bullied and "neglected." It looks like you would miss all your shots, hoewver, due to your tiny fetal alcoholic syndrome hands

>>24899728
you look like a fucking drag queen. manly ass face

>>24899960
you look like shit trim your eyebrows and shave that pubescent mustache

>>24900285
wow look at this basic bitch. don't you have a starbucks to work at? would probably fall asleep if i tried to fuck you

>>24900909
you look like a man you lazy eyed bitch

>>24901172
you haircut looks like the fucking beegees and your beard is like george michael. i bet everyone thinks you're a faggot irl. also you dress like shit

>>24902769
did you recently get fired from Ringling bros. because that's some thick ass greasepaint, pennywise. sad that having so much makeup on doesn't make you less ugly

>>24902866
genuinely look like you're missing a chromosome

>>24903553
don't you have a school to shoot up?

>>24903568
brush you'r hair dumb bitch you ain't cute. wouldn't even smash

>>24903834
your smile doesn't hide the agony you have inside. also your hair is from 2001

>>24903980
don't even need to roast this fag. you look like that faggy prince from GoT had a baby with Joe Dirt

>>24905309
ayy lmao

>>24900909
those lips give the best blowjobs my cock would love it

>>24900285
Yeah....I'd tie you to the mast of my boat (naked) and motor around the bay, just to show everyone what I have.

fuck this thread is to good

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Which do u choose?

>>24909875
left, right has fat face.

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>>24909880
Ya she does huh

>>24909871
Contribute

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>>24909895
Tbh she cute, jst not into asians. black girls only.
>>24909917
k

>>24902866
Did someone put your head through a taffy stretcher? jesus that skull has some height.

>>24903980
You look like the kind of kid that buys 5g of oregano for $50.

>>24905014
Coconut head, is that you?

>>24905289
You look like Mr. Potato Head with Ferris Bueller' hair.

>>24909895
Something looks very creepy and off about you. Have you had plastic surgery?

>>24909917
what i dont get a response? i helped keep the thread alive for you

>>24900285
You look like you have refugees welcome sticker in your room.
Whore.

>>24909952
tom petty but fat and with no talent

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>>24909895
Your chin

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>>24910467
In that photo you just look like a cheap tranny whore.
Actually nvm that's insulting to trannies, there's a lot of trannies I'd rather fuck than you

>>24903980
Ouch

>>24910478
These women looked attractive until the picture finished loading the bottom half of their faces.

>>24909952
Is that blindfold supposed to make you look like a superhero or something, now it only makes you superembarrassing.

>>24900285
I would genocide 3 sand nigger villages if it meant I got a chance to fuck you. You've got the facial structure that turns me on the most

>>24910769
Just came back from work and what the hell is this supposed to be...