Anyone in the St. Louis, MO region? I'm looking for someone

>>24894817
>I'm 19, F, not very attractive so I'm not worried about you wanting to bone me.

Oh my sweet anon, if only you knew the desperation of some people.

>>24894817
I am about 50 miles south of you, you willing to talk to another female? I'm 23 btw

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I'm willing to get drunk and watch pulp fiction with you in a skype call

Ahh, 50 miles is kinda far. Where do you live?

And lol, that's chill. Only problem is I don't have the alcohol. Lowkey tryna freeload here

Trust me, I know. I lurk /r9k/ on the daily

>>24894817
Yo, east saint reprasent!

>>24894895

I forgot that the drinking age is 21s in Burgerland

You can drink water and pretend it's vodka

>>24894905
It's fucking bullshit. Maybe I'll go buy some rubbing alcohol.

>>24894902

East saint is fuckin scary yo

In the 314 area if you wanna bullshit.

Kik: hipposnail

>>24894911
Fukkin white people scared of east saint...

>>24894928
How do you know I'm white js

(you're right tho)

>>24894933
Cuz u scared.

>freeloading
>r9k

Man, I thought i'd give you a chance but nah.

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>>24894911

>Rubbing alcohol

Stop

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>>24894962

>>24894965
That Varg poster is cooler than you, you're lookin' pretty ridiculous rn

>>24894973
Like what do you actually expect, this is 4chan

>>24894965
So what u say? I got a couple 40s of English.

>>24894978
Umm, where do you live? I mean, not your exact address, but general area

>>24894978
Sorry shoulda clarified. Like, illinois side of east stl or missouri side?

>>24894986
King & 10th

>>24894989
Ill side.

>>24894998
Do you have a kik or something? We can talk there

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>>24894973
>>24894965

Heh, yeah whatever

>>24895005
Still not worried I'd try ta get me sum fukk?

>>24895011
You overestimate how much I value my body, sir

>>24895010
Wait, what?

Confused as to why I was replied to.

>>24894817
Post a selfie. I'm in the area and for some reason, unattractive girls are attractive to me. Hope you like Wild Turkey 101, because that is what I drink.

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>>24895021
i look way better in selfies, it's not accurate. I've never drank wild turkey before

>>24895030
>not very attractive so I'm not worried about you wanting to bone me

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>>24895019

I dunno, just cause I guess

I'm in Laclede's Landing. Why am I getting curved so hard?

>>24895045
I fucking kik'd you ho

>>24895030
I'm actually in St. Louis right now. Kik me knote12

>>24895038
you obvs don't know how selfies work

>>24895063
You obviously don't know how the thirst works

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>>24895079
here's a picture of your standards

(get it, b/c they're nonexistent)

>>24895090
Says the gal literally asking the hacker known as 4chan to come netflix and chill.

I'm in St. Louis, gaming and not doing shit
kik groverlober

>>24895120
I fucking love neckbeards
the bigger the fedora, the hotter

>>24895136
>fedora
wut

>>24895148
you know, a fedora
it's a hat
people put it on their heads.

In St. Charles, snurb351

St. Louis County, shinymuse77