Voice rate and/or general vocal shitposting thread. http://v

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>>24887099

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaXcsimk2s

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>>24887127
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vfVKPMFdZa

<3

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p8ZB4wFNFl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03MeaVkGWL6

You are all special snowflakes, mind if I join?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qJF5xfu5Qb

>>24887438
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qJF5xfu5Qb

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b3yWJxfB7Z

I'm quite under influence at the very moment I speak of

What do you guys think? Should I go to one of your generals so you can jack off to the though of penetrating my voice?

I hate you all on /soc/ and /r9k/ and all you weak contactfagging thirsty limp-wristed fat unfit pussies and attention craving whore none to like!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09noZlTbM06
pretty females please rate NOT

>>24888580

Take the dicks out of your nose before you make another recording in my thread.

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>>24888598
fucken say it to my face and see what happens faggot

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>>24888598
got scared pussy ass bitch?

>>24887099
6/10

>>24887127
5/10

>>24887413
3/10 Can't tell if male or female

>>24887431
4/10 would be higher if you dropped the act

>>24887438
5/10

>>24887496
2/10

>>24888580
Try again without straining your voice like that


Here's mine:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zHqpcmoCAG

>>24888709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02CvEeiwDV9

>>24888709
You sounds like Werner Herzog to me. I'm guessing german is too obivous a guess though.

Here is mine own
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BekbDlwxeA

How's my voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1
Also continue the baneposting scene

>>24888709

>that accent

3/10, maybe 4/10 on a good day

Singing

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZM8OmIacyv

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fP3uxhNa3L

guess where i'm from. hint: not russia

singing:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bGzpKxyglE

>>24888953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XahkkZtIw9

>>24889446 this is me, doubleposting

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>>24888709

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17MDjlZIS55

>>24887099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E05uABILN6

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01TbdHNE1Ar

Reading a Sonnet

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0p8ShUzhiv8

r8 it

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>>24890161
Holy fucking shit

>>24890161
fucking rekt Uganda

>>24890161
Fucking great 10/10

>>24887099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1USJA4AFAQa

>>24888709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1elbEUWiUJ6

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>>24888709
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2E0TTdtsl

>>24890921
LOL Jesus fuck that is gr8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MzucpNKGfY

howdy

>tfw want to demonstrate overtone singing but shitty inbuilt mic cuts off voice and only records the overtones
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cYekzvndYE

>>24888580
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oUOHOxnSBG
The word with bad diction is "fry", as in frying your voice chords.

Hello please would give me a translation of what this guy said in Dutch ? Thank you very much
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xvJwzllMCD

you all sound pretty cool. good idea OP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YUAyudhbDI

I've never done this before, anything special I need to say in my vocaroo message?

>>24890921
Please step on me and call me scum/10, senpai.

rate me pls

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u6F02iObFB

>>24893354
can you describe to me how much you love pickles and how you consume them?

Waddup?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oIhjs1vniy

I wanted to post this last night but I ended up pussing out and went to sleep instead.

I like to sing as a hobby, but it's kind of a shitty hobby because I'm so painfully shy I couldn't bear to let anybody hear my singing irl. Result being, I don't know if I'm okay-ish or total garbage.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10HC7PJpFdJ

>>24894663
I like your cadence. Also, great pitch control.

>>24894667
>cadence
I had to Google what that was, but thank you that's an enormous compliment.

>>24894670
No problem. I think helping people develop their voices is a great thing.

Here's an old thing I posted in a previous vocaroo thread.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LdpLFD2Uzk

>>24894611
>>24894695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JnHHIhJaYZ

>>24894391
Really nice actually - your mic is blowing out on your "s"s but that's not your fault I bet.

>>24892320
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OPwhiEXckR

>>24894763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TugWrxfTUs

>>24894771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b53gczcj5j

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17ubITNgXll

>>24894777
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1r1yBAZu3ot

I don't know what to say, I don't wanna just ramble and sound like an autist faggot :-0
My voice is a special mix between a boy, and a voice actor trying too hard and failing to sound cute

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s17lmujKKCsD
It's spelt "whagawhoo whagawhoo" btw

>>24894763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1odCJY91RVf
The reply.

>>24887127
7/10 brutal as fuck
>>24887413
4/10 short and sweet but uncertain of gender
>>24887438
Decent accent my man 7.5/10
>>24888709
Either german or dutch or something like that. Going to say around 23-26 years old. 8/10
>>24890323
Crackles a lot so its hard to understand. 3/10
>>24890921
Brilliant choice of words. 9/10
>>24894763
Somehow i find it soothing. 8/10

>>24894878
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ErztkIFEiI :)

to everyone itt

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDTb0j4UxS

>>24895046
>Sorry, the requested media could not be found. It may have expired or been deleted.
Happening to anyone else or just me?

>>24895046
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wDTb0j4UxS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yIPJ6vkvZD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YB5XeC1MQW

>>24895453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PvgPogpRrI

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>>24895453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1La4Xy9MFVM

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>>24887099
Very good narration
7/10

>>24887127
Interesting choice of words.

4/10

>>24887413
Sound like an animal lol

5/10

>>24887431
A bit creepy
5/10

>>24887438
Solid voice. Nose doesn't sound clogged
6/10

>>24887496
Meh
3/10

>>24888580
Why the edit?
5/10

>>24888709
Clearly German. Late 20s/Early 30s
5/10

>>24888945
Great enthusiasm.
6/10

>>24888953
Laughed because I hate how much Bane references get me
6/10

>>24889316
Don't know why but it reminded me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIK0Abrl8XY
7/10

>>24889446
Some kind of Asian? Malaysian?
5/10

>>24890268
What?
4/10

>>24890375
Very nice accent and very good English
6/10

>>24890795
Meme loving fuck but decent voice
4/10

>>24891737
Didgeridoo/10

>>24892320
Very kind. Nice accent
7/10

>>24894391
Very good voice but you need a pop filter if you want to be "better". Cool American accent.
7/10

>>24894611
Could voice a character
7/10

>>24894663
Oh my days you sound delightful. Why are you shy? Reminds me of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Db6-nzf7ZGc
8/10

>>24894763
Very pleasant voice. Would friend
6/10

>>24894788
Nice baritone. Should record longer
5/10

>>24895046
Meh
3/10

>>24895453
Great voice.
6/10

Think I've gone through everyone at least once. Going to just read some stuff I guess, not too good with the conversation thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vS5XQf3x3Q

>>24890161
"Autismic"/10

i use this song to warm up before jamming. it's shit but might as well post

>>24897022
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WkpOpAyhNR

Slutty pup boy recording

https://clyp.it/d5dx43zk

>>24897022
What kind of music do you sing? That doesn't like a vocal warmup to me

>>24897375
I will also post singing since that seems to be happening now.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NE2xe83m1M

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1annnn1mRII

anyone with NZ accent?

>>24895831
Your mic quality is amazing! Could you do a bit more vocaroos?

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>>24898138
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zUBHK16ICC

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can I shitpost for a second?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vKy97KbtOV

>>24895831
>Some kind of Asian? Malaysian?

jesus, its that obvious huh? I lost my natural accent years ago and I have to do that faux-russian thing to be able to pronounce clearly.

also 5/10 for you too, nice accent but monotone af

>>24897375
punk, i use it to make sure my voice isn't all squeaky when I go to vocal fry

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qt5B046Wvo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mkTaZeZady

>>24900258
7/10

>>24898981
dunno, need to hear more

>>24898936
8/10 sound like a podcast guy

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k3JV9maERq

Some singing and guitar playing off the cuff.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gqtAJ2bR6B

>>24890921
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q2E0TTdtsl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oD61K5CePb

https://clyp.it/2mqbsb4i

clypit is better

>>24887127
Kyaa

why the hell not.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXP7QLh6fO

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>>24887127
This is what I think of your post, you fucking cuck.

>>24904772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1D3iSKcQnpU
And of course I forget the link. This is all your fault, you fucknugget. Fuck off. Shit.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UaFdjsJbIU
Shitposting via vocaroo. I love this.

>>24898936
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Qt5B046Wvo
Please do more!

horny Tgirl here :)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sicyg31Azq

>>24895694
nice voice!

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s07ZCJmM7grU
Hey guys, in this Vocaroo I'm singing a song I wrote by myself. It really makes me think hard about the paths I've taken.

>>24887127
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RaXcsimk2s
fat shill detected

Is trap/cd that watches dudes masturbate on omegle and does shit like this: for fun.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jmO4ukGF4o

I need a hobby. :/

>>24904864


Get the peanut better out of your mouth before you post in my thread again, you understand me boy?

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Im trying really hard not to use " like " or "totally". Its hard being a stereotypical socal dude

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0riccteBWI9

Very Interested haha

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JBMeAcd3jN

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sSpCHaAfFb
how's my meatwad impersonation?

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>>24887099
be gentle..
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

>>24907656
Oy vey!

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>>24907656

is this talking only or can I post me singing and playing ukulele?

>>24907676
play away!
This is how I think dinosaurs sounded
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1couK6s0nRg

>>24907687
lol ok

>im not good btw
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16AU7waF0Rk
i fucked up the volume

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b b bump
>pic not related

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>>24906004
https://instaud.io/KNE

Baneposting time

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dQ2Wx6cT1

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GRjWfobQiH

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s09rhiRhkhnj


awesome thread :)

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God bless old people.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Mk9mBR5ld2

Okay, normal everyday voice.

I have nothing else to say, so I'm just talking about dumb shit, yooo.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q5SIhRlEHD

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gbifwTC5ta

>>24910005
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qp0MZOLtjD

>>24910063
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XoxMI3Cjc4

idk what the fuck to say in these threads

>>24910094

I think the only habit I've picked up is the excessive use of "alleged"/"allegedly".

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sxxdV6R8vg

Poem

https://clyp.it/rdi3bcod

>>24907656
umm? cool i guess. try to be less weird next time lol.

>>24898936
ryan?

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>>24906512
No dice, pops. Me and butter go way back.

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>>24897573
Nice voice but soft spoken
5/10

>>24898981
????

>>24900258
Deep voice. Can you sing?
7/10

>>24901461
Couldnotbemoreaustalian/10
but really 7/10

>>24901663
Very sweet song but the guitar does sound a bit louder than your voice.
6/10

>>24903403
Good presentation and even a bit of passion
5/10

>>24904413
It's funny that. Reckon it's a universal thing
6/10

>>24907284
Average but ok I guess
5/10

>>24907295
Not a bad voice and you speak well
6/10

>>24907650
That's pretty good but impressions are really told on long lines. Record a lengthier one, maybe?
6/10

>>24907690
Voice sounds great but you're right I can barely hear it
7/10

>>24908700
I thought I recorded something longer than this

>>24909768
Good reading but your voice broke a few times.
6/10

>>24910005
You sound really young but sweet.
6/10

>>24910031
Bless, most passion in thread
8/10

>>24911801
Is that actually you? Quite impressive.
9/10

>>24911820
Speaking very slow and deliberately. Not inherently bad but I feel like it detracts from the poem so it sounds more broken apart than intended.
6/10

>>24912313
Close, very close in fact but no, I'm not him.

Did a prompt I found online, it's a monologue so anyone can feel free to use it as a prompt if they don't know what to say

https://instaud.io/L0c

MONOLOGUE 1
I guess...maybe I just don't care about 'the real me' anymore. Maybe I don't care if everyone sees who I really am, because honestly, I'm not even sure who that is anymore. I do one thing, it's not 'who I am'. I do the other thing, I'm 'not being true to myself'. So, yeah, I think I give up. I'm going to do what I think is right here, and to hell with whether or not it's 'the real me'.

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>>24914897

Yeah. That's me. T-thanks.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rGoJqybhKw

Not really sure how to rate voices, but I'll give it a shot.

In the meantime, I made a recording of myself reading my favorite poem, Wilfred Owen's "Dulce et Decorum Est."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sQz5NnhSde

Never posted in one of these before.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rDbtB9QfvB

Didn't really know what to say.

>>24915955
Yes

>>24915955
also first time in one of these threads

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1t2knnPbwDL

>>24914897

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iRQONsTreQ

>>24915955

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12epXo4hk9C

>>24916650

Are you depressed?

im a professional voice actor
lower your volume

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GXCH2KhQ8x

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ErIvugWS5a

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07DWf8Laux2

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cq8ULBRkXS

http://vocaroo.com/i/s026tqc1XVBH

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KYVpOCmkm5

THE DELEGATES...

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zDdGuPE1Gm

pic related is me

Feeling kinda blue guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tKdWO1UaZI

>>24895831
>>24914897
I just got to say that to take the time to rate everyone makes you a very kind person and your voice is just orgasmic.

I know this isn't a request thread but could you just say a few encouraging words for me? I've been having a bad weekend after being laid off and I just need a friendly voice.