/alc/ thread part très bien. Keep me company while I put everyone

>>24882018
hi, do you know any alcoholic sluts.

please and thank you.

>>24882030
You're responding to one.
Tu es un fagot.

>>24882033
hi, do you any cis-gendered biologically female alcoholic sluts?

please and thank you.

also, what're you drinking?

>>24882039
Drinking; Apple juice, gin, vodka, raspberry and apple mixers.

Know any; Plenty, where you from?

>>24882043
tasty.

I'm a NYC alcoholic.

>>24882046
I only know a few bitches in Queens.
Afraid I I can't help you/10

>>24882049
hooook me up with a queens girl that wants to die and drinks like a sailor. because i also want to die and drink like a sailor.

where are you from? don't say the west coast. because if you guys are calling it at 2 am thats weaakk

>>24882059
Nah nigga, I'm central time tonight.
Pussy game weak, though, ending at 3am.

Hit Brooklyn.

>>24882066
brookyln changed my man

when you coming out here?

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>>24882067
I have a Boston show in April, immediately followed by a show in the Bronx. April 27th, homie.

>>24882076
Yikes. Looks like a rejected Marilyn Manson prototype.

>>24882076
that's what i'm talking about


what band/act/performance is it under

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>>24882082
>Reject
Up yours, boo.
(Or up mine if you're at least 7")
Manson ain't had shit on this shit since Golden Age of Grotesque.
>>24882085
Soft Leather
>Assuming I can say that without being flagged
Flyer posted on the site & etc. in March

>>24882076
that little nigga look like a clone of brendan fraser

huue huuu

>>24882176
To my...
(Thinking)
Right?
Immediately left of me in the photo?
I could see that.

>>24882179
I keep seeing you round here and I just wanted to say that I love you, that's all.

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>>24882359
Awh, thanks boo. <3

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I have a sippy cup.

>>24882363
Most prettiest girl of /soc/, post more beautiful!
>>24882367
Fuck off whore

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>>24882374
Make me.

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>>24882367
Is that a workout shake bottle?
Girl I drink from those on the constant.
Running with a Hardee's disposable right now though.
>>24882374
Not beautiful today, Tuesdays are my nights off where I don't load up my face, or even put on eyebrows.

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>>24882385
It's a shaker bottle/protein shake bottle/etc, yes. Sadly I don't use this one as such. This one is for /drinking/.

>>24882380
>roastie whore getting mad cuz she ugly af
Lmao @ u
>>24882385
I still want to kiss you and lick your earlobes and munch on your nips and suckle on the girl penis and put our dicks up our bums at the same time and get you pregnant

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>>24882392
IT'S SO TINY AND CUTE
And
>I'm thinking
Filled with gin.

>>24882399
>routine troll who doesn't even know me but knows i may have maybe cammed once on here showing mad trololololo skills because rejected once

>>24882402
>tiny and cute
wow rude

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>>24882399
>get you pregnant
Gonna need photographic evidence with my name written on there to prove you could reach my man-ovaries.

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>>24882399
Srsly. Idk you, and you don't know me. Time to drop some balls. This site is 18+, sweetheart.

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>>24882403
>wow rude
I'm just talkin' bot the cup, girl.
You lush.
Cute is for cups like that, and for baby bunnies.
You a fox, not a bunny.

>>24882403
>>24882407
>being this ass mad that she had to justify herself 2x
XD its ok sweetie, maybe one of the incoming beta orbiters will shower you with the attention you ''''''''deserve''''''''
>>24882404
I hope 3 inches is enough for you bb, what is youre name beautiful? I need to know as i masterbate to your pics

>>24882408
My sippy cup is empty, so I'll have to be right back.

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>>24882410
>thinking I actually read his comments at this point.
Cute.

Got more vodka!

>>24882385
>Not beautiful today
Bullshit

>>24882414
>still responds
Are you dumb or are you stupid? Dont answer I already know lmfao xD

Roastie gonna toastie, pls refrain from my presence

>>24882418
>still responds

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>>24882410
>what is youre name
>Being this new
Read the tattoo, booboo.
>>24882414
Yeeeeeeeeeeeee more vod.
We're sisters now.
>Whatcha poison? Straight? Neat? Clean?
>>24882415
Trust me, sweet pea.
Pic related.
I ain't the pretty drunk in this thread tonight.

#24882419
>responds stills

>>24882420
Idk how to read math tell me!

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>>24882420
You don't even wanna know. It's vodka and
whatever the FUK comes out of FL tap.

>>24882423
>can't greentext

>>24882430
>FL tap.
Cubans?
Vodka and Cubans?
I thought communism died in their country.

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>>24882430
<Lol wtf ive been green texting the whole time
Nigga u dumb

>>24882420
Honestly, I don't care.
I just went to therapy with a smile on my face because I saw this thread so I really don't care.
You've already made my day and there are very few things that can do that.

So thanks for being a sweet sassy savage and never stop posting pls xd

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>>24882430
nice boobs

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>>24882436
>Sorry, I lost interest at ''+h8''
Sorry not sorry.
Just because /soc has some gay new rule about being respectful doesn't mean I won't cling to the old ways.

I don't care how much the new owner wants to make the site like Tumblr.
>>24882439
Tell me what the nearest major city is to you and I'll help you skip therapy one day.
>Or need a lot more.
Results may vary.

>>24882436
Ok you can stop trying to troll and stop dumping pics of that weird lady

>>24882449
Nah, I just cling to before we had IDs so I didn't think to check yours and didn't realize it was you. I deleted it upon discovery. That was totally my bad.

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>>24882453
How in the world am I even trolling? Are you new? Do you not know what trolling is?

>>24882456
Obvious troll is obvious, try harder

shame alc threads are attention whore threads i'd love to TALK ABOUT ALCOHOL

>>24882465
BARREL OR STONE AGED, MOTHERFUCKER?

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>>24882465
Post Script;
Start your own in the future, faggot.
/alc/ threads used to litter the land.
I'm getting tired of making them.
>And they were always for attention whores.

>>24882449
I'm neither American, nor do I live there senpai.
Also social anxiety and other issues so I guess I'll just have to do with these threads.
Which isn't even that bad desu, I've been lurking for years and this is actually the first time I ever posted something but it's nice so yeah.

Thanks for the offer though.

>>24882460
''troll'', as I say something completey irrelevant to the topic to force a reaction? That kind of troll? Sounds like that's.....you... I've been sticking to the topic, which is drinking....So...

>>24882472
Ah, I forgot about the senpai/senpai thing...

>>24882476
Moot lives on in us all.

>>24882476
desu/senpai, not senpai/senpai goddammit

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>>24882469
but you are dude right

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>>24882488
Last I checked.
Which was just now.

>>24882475
You finally caught on, you aren't completely helpless. Anyways I'm finished fucking with you but I have to take a massive dump, what do?

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>>24882497
Take dump.
Take pictures.
Start a poop thread.
Duh.

>>24882497
I'm actually sorry it took you that long to realize I thought your attempts at trolling were mediocre. I guess that's my fault.

>>24882492
kek

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>>24882508
>kek
Lets spice up that kek.
With a visual aide.
And not seem so new and faggoty.

>>24882492
Nice dick, 10/10

So, basically...
OP started a thread and I responded to the thread within topic and someone tried to troll me to leave the thread and now OP's thread is dying. Sounds like /soc/.

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>>24882531
>Sounds like /soc/.
Ain't that just the way?
It's fun.
We have a fun board.

>>24882501
You didnt tell me youre name tho </3
>>24882506
>mediocre
>fell for it
???
>>24882531
No one here is drinking lol, why you gotta be so prude. Lrn 2 have fun

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>>24882545
>No one here is drinking lol,
I'm legit still drinking.
>Name
It's a bit dated, but I'm gonna pretend its still relevant.
Pic related.

>>24882513
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek

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>>24882018
literally just brought this bottle what up senpai
>>24882392
>>24882407
youre cute

Oh, it's Drunk Cross-dressing Joker, the master of /soc/'s (you)s

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>>24882565
Yaaaaaaaaaay you brought those eyebrows to my thread. <3
You gotta upgrade though, boo.
>>24882566
Broke out the lipstick and the sriracha just for you, boo.

Pic related to both.

>>24882586
Thanks bae. I'd drink, but I'm saving my supply for the Tampa/Anaheim game this weekend.

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This is for Friday mang