Bad /soc/ experiences.
>fuck twinks between girlfriends
>talk to several from /soc/, most just want voice or cam, others puss out
>one actually wants to meet
>claims he has experience, wants to "fuck all day"
>drive to neighboring city, pay for a room
>he shows up nervous as fuck
>he wants to talk first
>tells me a bunch of bullshit about his life
>dying inside listening to this drivel
>eventually redirect him to the point
>stand in front of him, run hands through his hair, put his hand on my groin
>he finally starts to get interested
>fumbles around, I have to take it out for him, more fumbling
>I pull his head towards it to get him to suck it
>awkward reaction, obviously never touched a dick in his life, keeps scraping it with his teeth, can barely take the head without gagging
>it's eventually hard enough that I think I can at least try to fuck him
>have to take his clothes off of him for him
>rub his dick a bit, but he's not even hard
>finger his ass, see him react awkwardly, hesitantly
>put him on his stomach, kissing the back of his neck, massaging him
>he relaxes a little
>put weight against him, let him feel my cock between his ass cheeks, he gets all tense again
>he never gets untense
>eventually rub my cock against his asshole
>he pulls away, then starts getting uncomfortable
>almost whispering, he says he'd rather stop
>aggravated, ask him what's wrong
>more whispering, says he's not into it
>more aggravated, ask him why he wasted my time
>he finally admits he's a virgin, is reconsidering
>clarify that there's no chance I'm even going to get off
>says he's not really even into guys, he just wanted to talk
>end up leaving him sitting there
Fuck my life.
Show us your diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick.
>Also, just go to a fucking bar you shut-in pleb.
>>24873632
There's no gay bars here. This is redneck country.
There are still gay bars, I /promise/
>>24873646
Yeah but who are you likely to even find at a bar that's any better and not full of STDs
>>24873654
Sorry, how many STDs have you caught sleeping with randos so far?
What about being in a bar environment makes you assume they'd be crawling with diseases?
>>24873654
you're awfully hoity toity for someone that ain't getting any.
>>24873662
People loitering around the place with the sole purpose of fucking? Oh I dunno.
>>24873666
>implying
I've fucked two twinks since then, one came from /soc/.
>>24873670
>People loitering around the place with the sole purpose of fucking? Oh I dunno.
Sorry, hold on.
What part of 4chan are you on, again?
>>24873671
Posting something on an anonymous image board is entirely different than standing in a public place watching for hot bodies to walk by.
>>24873676
Damn bro, didn't realize you introduced yourself to everyone in the bar, thus ending your anonymity.
Is it all on a card?
Your name,number, address, etc. I mean?
>Do you get a good deal on those?
>>24873684
That might be okay where you are but where I live I wouldn't be caught dead in a gay bar here. I like to keep my pretty face intact.
>>24873688
Big words for someone who still hasn't posted their dick/face combo.
It's clearly not your impressive intellect or sharp wit they're after.
>>24873698
>be a fag, expect to get dick pics
You need more cocks in your mouth so that you don't talk so much.
>>24873707
Is that an offer?
>>24873720
As long as you don't scrape with teeth nonstop and give horrible flashbacks
>>24873720
are you that ugly green troll?
>>24873773
Damn it. I've been found out!