So i wanna enlist into the army as a guy bc I dont wanna be with

show tits and cock

>>24873183
Army men dont show these things!! :(

>>24873186
your not a mem or in the army so show

>>24873204
Yeah huh im already enlisting. :D they called me ma'am and i said IM A SIR! I cant wait to be one of the guys finally.

interesting troll method, don't get the point of it tho

>>24873177
Mulan

>>24873231
Actually Im being dead serious :)

>>24873233
im mexican

>>24873213
your not in yet tho so show boipucci or gtfo

Ya there's a bit of politics involved and all that, but the thing is, I have military experience and I know the boys are always looking to fuck, so who knows if one of em trys something, but you should def try to chase your dreams and be the best you

If there's anything I can help you with here's my kik: lil_jsay

>>24873177
Have fun doing male PFTs.

>>24873244
No

>>24873256
yes

>>24873254
Whats that? lol and Ok i will!! im a big girl! I mean im a big MAN!!!! I WILL!!! 1

>>24873258
My bf wont agree anon, He put me in a chasity lock and everything srry

>>24873266
Meaning, they'll kick you out unless you qualify under male instead of female physical standards.

>>24873177
Holy shit I remember when AS tried to get you to lose your job

>>24873294
You mean my Taco bell job that I didnt gaf about?

>>24873177
I remember seeing this pic like a year or more ago. You are a weird lil troll aren't you

>>24873270
idgaf slut post the goods now

>>24873311 This pic was takin last week

>>24873213
>enlisted
>sir
Faggot get with the working party and scrub my latrines

Oh wait you aren't in the army yet

>>24873389
stfu

>>24873270
Youre gonna be a human masturbation aid.

You will be dehumanized and mentally degraded because of your sexuality and appearance. This isnt me being a biggot this is me telling you whats going to happen to you in a institution based on silence and enablement of abussive behaviour.
And dont think filing complaint or lawful action against anyone will work you answer to a different court system you are no longer part of the pedestrian world and no longer may take advantage of their laws friend.

Good luck

>> How old are you? (OP)

I agree with dude 2 above me. Definetly will be an aid. You just helped me. Anyways. I had a college professor that used to be an army officer tell us of the lengths he had to go to protect women in the field. He noted, " even guys start to look good when you've been in the field for a awhile."

You look weak, why do you think you can contend with men?

>>24874752
Old enough

>>24874348
Idc I will scream rapeee!!!!

>>24874752
He/she's still in high school.

>>24874866
I always Look gewd booboo even in my Uniform!!! I hope it fits!! Im only 5'2 will I have to wear womens uniform?

>>24874884
Idunno... I want too though. Im a big girl I think I can handle it

Post tits pls your hot and im horny 4 u

>>24875441
NO!!!! LEARN HOW TO RESPECT MEN!!!

>>24873177
Why would you want to enlist in the army?

>>24875460
College.

>>24875445
Your not a guy tho
Pls bb your beautiful i want you so bad

>>24875472
Ok come here loser let me slap you 20 times so you get the message!!!!!!!!!

This is advanced autism.

>>24875496
ur advanced autism

>>24875478
only 20?
Ok ;) then i get to fuck your boipucci and impregnate you

>>24875530
Literally gay.

>>24875541
t. Beta manlet

>>24875545
I'm beta because I don't find a dude attractive? Kek

>>24875547
dude Power!!!!

>>24875624
There are better ways to get a college education.

>>24875772
I should Get it for free So fuk u

>>24875777
We'll, let's first dispel the belief that the military will give you free college.

>>24873177
Then why are you mtf

>>24875788
Common misconception. Im not Mtf. Just trolled for the memes. I have xx chromosomes just have a dick. Im a intersex woman.

>>24875787
no

>>24875798
But college isn't free after the military.

>>24875827
THEY PAY FOR IT RETARD.

>>24875896
no they dont you commie

>>24875902
Yeah.. they actually do. At least in texas they do.

>>24875904
Ever heard the phrase "there's no such thing as a free lunch"?

There are ways to graduate debt free from college a lot sooner than going military first, therefore there's a time cost for going the military way.

>>24875919
My lunch is free so wtf u talking about

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>>24875930
K E K
E
K

>>24875930
Not understanding opportunity costs...

>>24875966
Not understanding that my college is free for suckin dick

>>24875996
Let's say you go the military route. 3 years military, 4 years of college, you graduate in about 7 years with a degree and no debt.

Let's say you work while going to school, paying for it as you go, you graduate in 4 years with no debt.

You have your degree three years sooner, so by going the military route, you're losing three years of your potential career. If you make $50k per year in your career, you've lost all that money.

>>24875787
>never heard of the GI bill

>>24873177
Look into Civil Affairs, they have some really nice duty stations, like Hawai'i and Korea...

>>24875827
It is in America

>>24876020
>>24876034
I took advantage of the GI Bill

Learn some basic tier fucking economics. God damn people here are fucking ignorant.

>>24876054
Well obviously somebody pays for post military education but the service member doesn't pay for it out of pocket. You're just an ass

>>24876058
Go read the Wikipedia article on "opportunity cost". I'm not just an ass. Just because you don't pay cash money out of your pocket doesn't mean it's free. It can cost you in other ways.

>>24876054
GI Bill? Is that the cousin of GI Joe?

>>24876063
Stop sperging out, man, jesus

>akshually
That's how you sound rn

>>24873177
You're a vagina

Prove you are intersex first and we can continue from that point

Otherwise you are an unconvincing ftm

>>24876012
Let's say you go the military route and after basic attend college and serve. Graduate in five years, which is the norm, use your clearance and points to get a civilian on base job... singles dorms, free chow, next to nothing entertainment costs, yeah he would be sidesteping plenty of opportunity costs, especially being in a country when most people that aren't NEETS have two-three jobs.

>>24873213
This sounds like a porn i watched once. I hope you can get used to getting sexually molested on a nightly basis. Army is a lot like prison in more then one way. Faggots getting fucked being among them. Youre about to become some ass starved platoons buffet. So you better get used to saying "sir yes sir" with your mouth full. Oorah, boys! Amirite?

>>24873177
Wait...You are a guy ? What the hell ?

>>24876020
It isn't free, there's a service commitment.

>>24873177
You're not mentally prepared for the military. Go to College

>>24875423
you will be raped. seriously stay safe

>>24877328
so what

>>24877524
Pray for me.

>>24878112
>>24878112

Post boipucci and bewbs now slave

>>24878122
no!! these boobs are not allowed out

>>24877484
Stfu yes i am

yeah if you enlist in the army, you won't be able to make craigslist ads anymore.

whats your MOS

>>24873558
What a faggot. Hope you get Ninja punhed so much you never make it past E2

>>24878128
Timestamp or stop b8in

>>24878350
Fuq u

>>24877484
>It isn't free, there's a service commitment.

There isn't!

We're talking about the GI Bill, not tuition reimbursement...

Holy shit I remember you from Facebook OP

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>>24873294
>Autism Storm

My nigger

>>24873213
>army
>sir
>they don't show these things
>tfw your fellow recruits and drill sergents will be showering with you
You will be in the shows, which you will take, and if you don't, you'll get jumped and forced to take one.

>be 1950 on parris island
>grandpa in muhreen boot
>they kept getting extra pt because one asshole wouldn't shower
>drill instructor says one day
>I CANT TELL YOU GUYS TO DO THIS... BUT HERES WHAT WE WOULD HAVE DONE ABOUT A GUY THAT WOULDNT SHOWER BACK IN MY DAY.....
>later that night my grandpa and a few guys in the platoon drag the one guy into the showers, strip him naked, turn on the water, and proceed to scrub him with a wire brush.

>>24879646
>shows
Meant *showers
Fucking autocorrect

>>24873266
Please don't join or try to for that mathere. If you do that understand how you want to be treated then you're just going to be a liability. Either identify as a male or female and comply. The military doesn't have time to cater to your specific needs. It's already becoming shittier as new boots come in challenging things that are the way they are for a good reason.

>>24873233
Or nikki minaj