>hanging out with girlfriend >she goes to the other room

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>hanging out with girlfriend
>she goes to the other room to get something
>trips over one of the many pieces of crap she has laying around
>twists her ankle a little
>making a big deal out of it
>literally crying so loud the neighbors come over to see what happened
>tell her this is why wearing heels is a bad idea
>"no! you sprained your ankle in gym shoes before!"
>i play basketball
>"im never gunna walk again waaah"
>ask her what she wants me to do about it
>"you dont even care i broke my leg!'
>tell her shes fine
>2 minutes later she gets up and is walking normal
>"see, youre fine"
>she tells me im a dick and starts bitching
>kick her out of my house
>she texts me if i dont show her love then i dont deserve to be with her
>block her number

sometimes i wish i was gay so i didnt have to deal with this shit