Story time. Once upon a night, /soc/ drank /alc/ What's

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>>24868180
Rum and coke, calico jack to be specific.
>and i'm drinking it from a jack daniels glass

Speaking of drinking, this guy did this while drunk for a /b/ingo thread.

>>24868195
This is the most perfect thing I've seen on /soc/ since Brandon died.

>>24868180
If I wasn't a poorfag I'd be downing the same this as you. Shit needs to be forgotten but can't..

22 m here, I've had several great whites and multiple shots of Pendleton tonight (it's super smooth if you've never had it) and I'm quite drunk

>>24868208
Show me that boozey rosatia.
>>24868203
>Pretend gay
>Go to gay bars
>Act slutty
>Get drinks

>>24868211
>get roofied
>get bumfucked by 3 finnish guys
>get everything stolen
been there, done that.

>>24868211
I am much too drunk and much too hard to post my Rosatia, sorry friend :(

>Inb4 Liqout before beer ur in da clear

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>>24868216
>Following this frat fag rule

Maybe it's that I'm a drag queen, but we can take it all.
>If you know what I mean.

>>24868211
You forgot
>wake up with asshole wrecked

Fwiw, I've recently done quite well approaching attractive women and asking them to buy me drinks. One does not need to pretend to be gay to get free booze & get fucked.

>>24868217
lol I don't care if it's a frat fag rule it's true homie

>>24868218
>wake up with asshole wrecked

Hey man, I'm not here to judge.
But if you're letting that happen, that's all on you.
Do your lunges and your squats, get that shit tight.

>>24868220
>lunges and squats

Yeah... four years of competitive epee fencing. My ass is good.

>>24868224
Then get the free drinks and castrate anyone that tries.
>Pics or it's a lie.

>>24868230
Top lek
>castrate
Yep, snip off offending cocks with steely butt clench.

No pics 4 u!

Just litterally shitposting. Flushing now to go back to sweetie in bed.