Good evening/day.
Would anyone of you majestic beings be so kind
As to become my girlfriend?
Observation of my gland activity has brought to my
Understanding, that it will be mating season soon.
That is, lovely springtime comes around again and I would love to spend my time together with MY GIRLFRIEND.
I remember as you said that the scent of flowers is better when shared with a loved one.
I wonder ehy you never came back after your mother
Took you.
I still like to walk outside in the meaddows.
You should come and see. It is beautiful down by the tree when the sun is going down.
But it is so lonely without you.
I remember when we were standing at the tree,
You and I praising the Sun.
I remember you saying something along the line of
Being grossly incandescent or something.
Anyways I have to go dig something.
Digging holes. I have to burry the garbage.
We never used to do that.
This makes no sense. Mating season? Wut?
yeah. 135k,. you'll have plausible deniability for funding terrorism