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>>24858116
SHUT IN THREAD FAQ
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>What do I do in the threads?
Talk to people, make conversation. Don't try to get into anyone's pants. It is a social thread on /soc/, for actually being social, without nudity!
>Wait, is this some super-secret cool kids' club where you can only be some sort of shut-in freak to participate in?
No, we are moderately tolerant of normalfags here. Feel free to participate, just don't be a dick.
>I DON'T LIKE ___________
Discuss it with us, but civilly. If you are spouting out cusswords and insults because you don't like something, chances are, it is not going to change and you will be blown off as some anally pained droll. Now, if you are civil, people will work with you.

>skype group?
ask the thread for an add to the skype group

Sure and please use this prompt:

>IRC name?
>Contact info
>Age
>Sex
>Location
>Favorite Book
>Favorite Movie
>Favorite Music
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
>What are you looking for?
>Who do you want to add you?
>Who don't you want to add

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>>24858116

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WRONG LINK ON OP, USE THIS ONE INSTEAD

https://discord.gg/QxfJQru

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Our fearless leader vyro in all his glory

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>Discord name?
laidback#9356
>Age
21
>Sex
girl (male)
>Location
BC, Canada
>Favorite Music
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC3HLxltSX30jxVXE4Y1jDG2ZnRRtui5l
>Introvert/Shut-In?
Yes
>What are you looking for?
That's too hard of a question right now
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone who wants to
>Who don't you want to add
It's okay, anon. You can add me

Christ, this shithole has gone down hill.

>>24858133
Why do people keep posting tha?

The only part that looks similar are the nose and glasses, the hair and area he's in look nothing like his hair or the place he lives.

>Contact info
discord: Parappathekappa#2075
Steam:Steamcommunity.com/id/spaghettivase
>Age
19
>Sex
MTF, not passable really
>Location
Illinois
>Favorite Book
Don't read much but I wanna read Metro 2033
>Favorite Movie
Horror movies are nice
>Favorite Music
All types but country and modern rap
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Ya
>What are you looking for?
People to talk to maybe call while i'm gaming, that sort of thing.
>Who do you want to add you?
Preferably people who are interested in some of the games I play, or enjoy talking about random shit (paranormal, politics, etc) without argument
>Who don't you want to add you?
assholes.

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>IRC name?
>irc in 2017
>Contact info
steamcommunity.com/id/egashefo
>Age
20
>Sex
cock wielder
>Location
kfc
>Favorite Book
don quixote, wuthering heights, scarlet letter, im a casual idk
>Favorite Movie
the truman show, comedies in general because they distract me from the biggest joke of all, my life
>Favorite Music
sounds of children crying
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all of the above
>What are you looking for?
friends to play video games with, or chess, or send snaps back and forth of the most unflattering poses we can think of. Or just talk about our day to day life (mine is not very interesting fair warning) or tell each other about our deepest darkest secrets or problems in our life. :^)
>Who do you want to add you?
people who can fulfill the above requirement. this extends to both genders (and anything inbetween)
>Who don't you want to add
Assholes, scammers, bots, evil people in general, racists (im white but its still lame), hateful people in general i guess. Is there a woman equivalent of orbiters? Like, super excessive neediness or loneliness? If so, I don't want that shit either.

Damn, you guys are so bad at running your discord you don't bump your own thread. Sad!

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>>24858331
You guys are so bad at running yours that you can't even make a new one in time

It's nice not having to hear about pages of drama about the same girl for the first time in like months. These threads have slowed down but the last few have been comfier for sure.

>>24858417
I'm not even part of the other discord, but nice try!

hello i'm looking for a gf to play games and watch movies and anime with

reply to this post with your applications

you have to be a biological female

Vyro Discord best Discord.

To iron things out:
He does NOT solicit women in DMs.
He did NOT make the Discord to find a gf.
He, nor Big Boss, is orbiting any girls. This is stupid bullshit made up by Cuckboots and his crew.

It's actually a really comfy place void of most normies. Very little shitposting and memes.

>>24858853
Well, Seth definitely orbits girls. Him and boots used to do it together when they ran the discord. They are both cucks and always will be.

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>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lIllIIlIllIllI/
>Age
22
>Sex
m
>Location
Michigan
>Favorite Animu
YuruYuri, GochiUsa, Jojo, Lain
>Favorite Movies
Pan's Labrynth, Fargo
>Favorite Vidya
Starcraft, Quake 3, csgo
>Hobbies
ESPORTS, computing, history
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
grad student hikki
>What are you looking for?
pals for conversation and games
>Who do you want to add you?
Cuteposters and nice anons!
>Who don't you want to add
It's okay, anon. You can add me

>>24859341
He hasn't in a long time if he did, while Cuckboots is still sliding into DMs and harassing people.

Btw, warning to everyone: do not tell them anything personal at all. They may act friendly but it's all a game to them. They will fuck with you and humiliate you at any given chance.

>Contact info
kik is comet.halebopp
>Age
27
>Sex
f
>Location
vancouver canada
>Favorite Book
john dies at the end or hitchhikers guide
>Favorite Movie
rear window or army of darkness
>Favorite Music
i don't listen to a lot but lately i've been into a bit of vaporwave, retrowave, and synthwave
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert & shut-in
>What are you looking for?
friends
>Who do you want to add you?
people who will send me memes & pictures of cute animals
>Who don't you want to add
people who will send nudes or lewds or will request the same from me, i don't send pics of myself of any kind to strangers

>>24859461
I can guarantee that Seth still does. He's just fallen from grace with all the other creeps of shut. If someone is in any position of power on shut, or any of the gay "alternatives" that have popped up, they are a bad person.

>>24859482
Will you write me?

Tyler
P.O. Box 981
Forest Lake, MN 55025
United States of America

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>IRC name?
Calvin
>Contact info
kik= brianbrainc
skype = 3picSexyCalvin
>Age
20
>Sex
Male
>Location
Netherlands
>Favorite Book
not much of a reader. read manga and comic books tho
>Favorite Movie
Scott pilgrim vs the world or anything comedy/horror
>Favorite Music
metal, edm, rock,anime or music soundtracks and other trash
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
introvert and shut in
>What are you looking for?
Someone to date, meet up, friends. im good for anything basically
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone that feels like it. prefer some dutch peeps
>Who don't you want to add
old ass dudes

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xth for cripplling loneliness

>>24858116
Nice server overall. A few good things to mention:
>active community, almost always a a few voice channels active
>lots of games and movies hosted
>very relevant to the shut lifestyle
Some things that could be improved on:
>a lot of underaged users
>mods and admins perpetually in some sort of autistic drama and are a tad ban happy

7/10 server overall.

>>24859554

i would do better through electronic communications

Bump for our leader, VYRO!

>>24860147
He's not a great leader at all but I will certainly take him over the alternatives

>>24859490
Even me Levi? ;-; lol

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>relatively old male USA
>newly minted NEET and millionaire (grandfather was the German equivalent of a baron, parents just rolled his money into real estate)
>looking for an awkward loser girl to shower with love and support with a future part time job in the field I'm passionate about plus the von XXX monies
I made a throwaway email, [email protected]
>why should I believe you
This is a mongolian cave painting forum, you shouldn't just blindly believe ANYONE you add. I will tell you more about me over time. I have a serious fixation on awkward shutin girls and don't know how else to do this. I am sufficiently embarrassed that I will not re-enter this thread.

Anyone else here fit and above average looking? I've been blessed with good genes and built myself in to a muscular shape over the years. Found a very well paying door job at a strip club, saved up for a nice car so people automatically assume I'm a normie when really I have to force myself to hold conversations and small talk just isn't my thing, which I have to deal with at work every day. How do you cope with this?

>>24860147
If Vyro is the savior of Shut then that makes you realize how fucked the community is

H E W I L L N O T D I V I D E U S

>>24860147
I do wish people would stop memeing this honestly. I'm no leader, I just want a community that doesn't suck ass.

>>24858133
Why do you faggots keep making shit that'll come back to haunt you?

>>24858853

>He did NOT make the Discord to find a gf.

Hahaha, yes he did. Vyro isn't capable of normal human interaction, he'll play at being mod for a while and then abandon it like he has with literally everything else he's done, the rest of you be damned. I hope one of you is ready to step up to the plate when he does.

>>24861413
That isn't the guy he says it is at all, just some random trap that looks a LITTLE like him because he's covering half his face

>>24861493
Given the faggotry I've seen on /shut/, I'm inclined to believe it's genuine

>>24861505
The guy in question has an absurdly different type of hair even in pics dating back like five years and in that entire time he's never once taken a pic in an environment like that, whereas that fag in the pic is clearly sitting in front of his computer.

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>>24861491
>mfw this isn't a copy pasta
>mfw someone actually hates some internet stranger enough to type this

>>24861491
>Hahaha, yes he did. Vyro isn't capable of normal human interaction, he'll play at being mod for a while and then abandon it like he has with literally everything else he's done, the rest of you be damned. I hope one of you is ready to step up to the plate when he does.
This sounds vaguely like General "Solid" Sexy

>>24861491
Maybe he'll manipulate some underage girls into giving him nudes again. That's usually his only reason for being on /soc/ and /r9k/

>>24861540
>underage girls
That's CuckBoots

>>24861544
Nah, I used to know him 4 years ago when he frequented r9k. He manipulates young girls pretty often.

>>24861513
>when vyro has to defend himself from deviancy.

You're not fooling anyone buddy

>>24861540

He was quiet for a while but he's come back with a vengeance lately, he must have gotten bored with his latest toy and is on the prowl for something new. Maybe I'll put out a thread on r9k later and see if he's burned this girl(s) enough that she wants to share the deets.

>>24861544
Unlike Boots, Vyro is literally famous and proven to be a creeper who seduces younger girls

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>Contact info
steamcommunity.com/id/mchnemchne/
telegram: @mchnem
discord: mchnem
>Age
20
>Sex
m
>Location
a desert
>Favorite Book
don't really read but 'solanin' & 'the inferno'
>Favorite Movie
anime, comedy, and foreign
>Favorite Music
all kinds but mostly lo-fi anything and all hip-hop
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all of the above
>What are you looking for?
friends to talk to
>Who do you want to add you?
conversation friends, people who dont mind shitposting, similar interests, artists/musicians
>Who don't you want to add
intolerant people, assholes

>>24859787
[email protected]

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take it from me
its a
smear campaign

even if vyro is bad, he isnt as bad as the rest
long live the neo-shut

I'm wondering if anybody follows these threads for the laugh of it? This is like a sitcom show that should have ended after the first season but here we are, 12 seasons later. This place has to be the laughing stock of the entire website.

>>24861946

you don't have kik or skype or something?

>>24862143
>smear campaign

Then it's a smear campaign going over three years now before Shut even existed

>Contact info
Discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116
>Age
21
>Sex
Mtf
>Location
Midwest US
>Favorite Books
science fiction, contemporary literature
>Favorite Movies
Horror, documentaries, science fiction
>Favorite Music
Sludge metal, noise rock, expeirmental, post-hardcore, doom/drone
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
NEET/introvert
>What are you looking for?
Other queers and neets to talk to, I guess
>Who do you want to add you?
People from the US or Canada
>Who don't you want to add you
People that aren't from the US or Canada

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https://discord.gg/R6WpwrK

For those who want an alternative to this Discord please consider checking out our server. We are a relatively small and close-knit community and as such we have really productive and interesting conversation. We'd like some new people so it can become even more comfy... so, if you need some people to talk with or to make some new friends please consider joining.

We have really lax rules as we are interested in allowing people to express themselves in whatever way seems fit.

Be sure to check out the /shut/ Discord too, it's got some pretty neat people and we don't want to tread on their toes too much.

>>24862476
The bird thing bothers me. I'm trying to move on and that feels like salt in a gaping wound.

>>24862501
And sorry, not trying to instigate. That post just makes me sad.

>>24862301
My Skype is Anon--6
(there are two hyphens)

>>24862507
I sent the picture of the bird, it's one of the few pictures I have saved on my hard drive and I figured it was a cute and appealing picture to attach to a Discord.

>>24862519
Who is this? I don't think it's a very considerate thing to post concerning the history behind it

I will try to move on but I don't want to go about in public with what looks like something that probably isn't even there

>>24862536
The history behind a cute picture of a bird? It is a picture I saved and sent to her as I felt she'd enjoy it but I do not understand the significance aside from her appreciation towards ornithology.

It is who you think it is but I don't know why you would think posting an innocuous picture is inconsiderate.

>>24861661
>younger girls
and there's really the biggest lie here honestly. He was popular on r9k but none of the people who liked him were underage, or if they were they literally never said so.

>>24862513

i sent you a request

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For anyone that wants to be part of the golden age of shut, join this new server where the old owner is owner and everyone that is on it, is like whoa holy fuck this is a good thing. Welcome to Can't Be Bothered.
https://discord.gg/npjeJez

>>24862957
Kill yourself, my man.

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>>24863026

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>>24862957
High test only

H-hi
https://steamcommunity.com/id/krasnoy
No creeps please

>>24863119
literally nothing about yourself

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>IRC name?
I don't use IRC anymore.
>Contact info.
Jailer of Prudence in the Discord.
>Age.
29.
>Sex.
F.
>Location.
Nope.
>Favorite Book.
The Brain & Brawn Ship series, The Culture Series, anything by Anne McCaffrey, Elizabeth Boyer, etc.
>Favorite Movie.
Metropolis, anything with Denzel Washington or Morgan Freeman. Any kind of Wuxia/Martial Arts film.
>Favorite Music
Hako Yamasaki, Candy Claws, Oh Wonder.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert/Recluse.
>What are you looking for?
Nothing.
>Who do you want to add you?
Don't really care.
>Who don't you want to add you?
People who add me solely because they skimmed the thread for people with "F" under sex, or have some stupid "mommy"/older women fetish, who can cope with the fact that 100% of my attention does not have to be dedicated towards them, clingy people, people looking to immediately solicit pictures, people who want to spout memes 24/7, ETC.

Pretty much don't be the average /soc/ idiot.

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Enter if you dare

>>24863520
https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2

forgot the link

>>24863520
My fucking God chrishop as mod the madmen

>Contact info
[email protected]

>Age
22

>Sex
F

>Location
somewhere in the east of North America

>Favorite Book
I don't read books

>Favorite Movie
Garden of Words

>Favorite Music
I like to a lot of shit.. from jcore to hip hop to lo-fi stuff

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert - technically a NEET

>What are you looking for?
Friends, people who will care about my mundane daily life

>Who do you want to add you?
Someone who wants to talk for the sole purpose of "human interaction" and not because I have a vagina

>Who don't you want to add
People who think they can get lucky.

I can be extremely blunt and cold - but I'm a very caring, motherly person when I get attached.

B-bump...

Oh look, they're at it again.

bampa for Vyro.
Fuck the other discord.

>Contact info
kik: zsasza
>ASL
32 m virgin los angeles
>Favorite Book
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
yupyupyup but i have a car and i live alone so i could do whatever
>What are you looking for?
i like girls
>Who do you want to add you?
a girl from soc
>Who don't you want to add
a filthy heathen male

>>24863520
This server is complete fucking garbage don't join this

>>24862957
Oh..Futa and Sunny are running this?
Change the name to "Can't Be Skinny"

>>24865350
Lol

>>24863406
you got no contact info o-o

>>24861567
Vyro would've also been underage 4 years ago lmfao you're fucking stupid m8

>>24865852
No, he wasn't, he lies about his age constantly.

>>24865881
maybe to people he doesn't know. He talks to everyone in the server like they're people, not just fucking entertainment like Cuckboots and his crew.

>>24865891
God you're deluded.

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>>24865941
okay friendo

>>24865967
Nice, makes sense why you act the way you act.

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>Contact info
skype: qtkitties
>Age
20
>Sex
Female
>Location
The Netherlands
>Favorite Movie
Girl, Interrupted
>Favorite Music
Indie, k-pop, rock, chill stuff, edm
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Shut-In I guess
>What are you looking for?
Non-normie friends, would be nice if you like cute things or drawing
>Who don't you want to add you?
People over 25

>>24865976
what are you even getting at

he rarely posts in the thread and if he does it's to defend himself because of autists like you circlejerking over your alternative facts you're all proud of

>>24865994
>>24865994
I'm saying it makes sense about how childish he has been for years now, maybe one day he'll grow up.

>>24865967
>believing this
lol

>>24866061
>believing anything a 30 year old pedo and foot fetishist has to say

y'all are dumb

>>24865994
They want all these people for themselves p much.
They accuse Vyro of the shit Boots and all the other admins have done, but Vyro hasn't done anything.

>>24866066
Nice baseless evidence. You guys will bury yourselves by just being shitty people that focus on highschool drama and orbiting mentally ill girls. You'll eventually just isolate yourself in a circlejerk with other people nobody likes.

>>24866061
>not believing my literal fucking ID card

jesus christ you people are delusional

>>24866101
Not going to believe it unless it's a photo ID there, pal.

>>24866107
My only photo ID has a picture from when I was like 14, it hardly looks like me. Plus Alberta ID looks janky as fuck and is difficult to fully censor.

Honestly I don't know why I even paid your dumb ass the attention and posted even that much

Boop

>>24863406
Why post if you're not looking for anything?

>>24866070
/Comfy/

>>24865967
Want an American penpal 10 years older than you?

>>24865426
Except I did. Look again.
>>24867032
I'm sure you could glean that I'm looking for people to talk that don't act silly all the time if you bothered to read the end of my post.

>>24863406
you sound like a cunt

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KIK: kurdtmorrison
Age: 19
Sex: Male
Location: East coast USA

Looking for: Friends, RP partners, maybe a girlfriend

About: Musician/singer/rapper and artist with an interest in classic rock, rap, chillhop, lo-fi, etc... Loves Steven Universe, Filthy Frank and Naruto very much.

Fetishes include: Dirty talk, feet, chubby girls, bondage, impregnation, lactation, femdom, fantasies like rape play, tentacles, monsters, and lots of others. Will list them on kik!

Positive qualities: Very sweet, gentle, kind, caring, sensitive, good at singing, romantic, sensual, soft-spoken, funny, talented, has a nice jaw line, nice hair, etc

Negative qualities: Can have a temper, can get needy/clingy, can be a bit possessive, and can be very negative at times. Has anxiety and depression, along with paranoia and slight trust issues. Has a few morbid interests.

Side note: Women who have physical imperfections like stretch marks, sagging breasts, freckles, etc. are basically my ideal woman. . .

>>24867668
Are you sure this is the right thread for you

>>24867524
Fair enough. I guess I took it too literally.

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>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CanIGetAMemeAnon
>Age
18
>Sex
M
>Location
North Carolina
>Favorite Book
No Longer Human (Osamu Dazai)
>Favorite Movie
Taxi Driver
>Favorite Music
Instrumentals I guess, don't listen to much.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
All of the above. Been a NEET for a few years.
>What are you looking for?
Anyone.
>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone.
>Who don't you want to add
I'm fine with anyone adding me, even if you don't particularly chat often.

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>>24866098
>You guys will bury yourselves by just being shitty people that focus on highschool drama and orbiting mentally ill girls

I thought that was the entire point of this thread

>>24867716
Did you drop out of HS? How wide could you be a NEET for the last few years and 18?

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>>24867785
I dropped out the day I turned 16, it's been almost 3 years since then. I did end up getting my GED eventually though, all it took was one day of testing... surprisingly easy. I'm almost 19 by the way.

>>24867716
How would you like a north Carolina friendo?

>Contact info
have steam and skype 8mananon
>Age
25
>Sex
M
>Location
UK
>Favorite Book
Depends on genre, I like some low fantasy books and some baby first deep books too.
also a fan of supernatural/scifi comics sandman/hellboy/prophet etc
>Favorite Movie
depends on the genre as well, fan of 80's.
current favs: children of men, it follows, hoping new ghost in the shell is decent
>Favorite Music
arctic monkeys, gorillaz, bloc party
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Very introverted and shy/anxiety when trying to be social but job is helping with that
>What are you looking for?
people to chat, share recommendations and tastes, maybe play a game or whatever
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone that likes chatting about junk, video games/anime/comics/movies/books etc
maybe the odd one into baking/cooking too

I'm trying to get into green teas but no clue where to start
>Who don't you want to add you?
not sure

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I would like to talk to someone but I'm so incredibly boring I find it hard to keep conversations going.
I usually end up ghosting people because I can't handle the pressure when someone sends me messages ;-;

>Contact info
skype:rewiredweird (outlook)
>Age
18
>Sex
male (girly)
>Location
CA, that's california not canada
>Favorite Book
LotR/Simillaron, philosophy shit
>Favorite Movie
I need to watch more movies.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
yes
>What are you looking for?
people to talk to, what else
i'm very lonely

>>24869679
added

>>24869452
You are most people in this community.

Ban Boots; he's one sad sack of shit.

>>24869739
H-here I go then.

>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198032253548/
>Age
20
>Sex
Male
>Location
Austria
>Favorite Book
Anything Asimov
>Favorite Movie
Ghost in the Shell
>Favorite Music
Metal and Electro like Sabaton, Rammstein, Glitch Mob
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert, shutin, autismal and permavirgin
>What are you looking for?
Friends but nothing too serious, I'm afraid of commitment and get easily overwhelmed by human contact
>Who do you want to add you?
Someone to talk about anime, vidya, memes and qt stuff
>Who don't you want to add
Normies

you know, you idiots really need to learn that acting like complete assholes to people that are just trying to carry on a normal human conversation with your isn't going to win you any friends, and you are all like this, every single one of you, I have never met a nice person from one of these threads, ever.

>>24869739
nah, most people here don't just ghost people, they freak out on them, insult them and then put them on ignore, simply for responding to their hi like any normal person would.

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Accounting for the balkanization of /shut/, I have begun an effort to create a map of the newly formed nations of shut-in-network.

This is the world of /shut/ as it stands.

>Democratic People's Republic of Shut-In Network
A large, heavily populated nation formed in the wake of "Great Discord". Ruled with an iron fist by the "Dear Leader" McBoots, the people of the enjoy few liberties and dissent is suppressed with great ferocity by state police and the adherents of McBoots' own cult of personality.

>Kingdom of Shut-In Refuge
A benevolent monarchy ruled by the deposed King of Greater Shut, despairwave. Populated by exiles from the DPRSIN and small enclaves of users hailing from outside the lands of /shut/, the people of the newly formed kingdom enjoy substantial freedoms under the Crown. However, the House of Vyro has declined in prestige, wealth, and power since the Great Discord and stands a long way from restoring its former glory.

>cont.

>Bagelstan
Ruled as a Sultanate by John, who hails from a minor noble house in the former Kingdom of Greater Shut. Situated between the DPRSIN and KSIR, Bagelstan is one of core nations of the /shut/lands and like the KSIR is a breakaway nation from the DPRSIN.

>Principality of The Bothered
The Principality of The Bothered is jointly ruled by Princes EternalSunnyD and Futamoo. Formed Last Thursday and largely populated by expatriates from the DPRSIN, the Principality identifies itself as a non-/shut/ nation. Despite these claims, the nation of The Bothered shares much history and culture with the other nations of the /shut/lands and is commonly included amongst them in the discussion of the region.

>Duchy of Bounce House
Ruled by the Duke Gnu, the Bounce House is a sparsely populated region that lies east of the /shut/lands. Its national history has periodically intertwined with that of the /shut/lands, though Bounce House is not considered a nation of the /shut/lands proper.

>cont.

>>24870450
>>24870452

wtf, is this seriously a thing now? dear lord

>Isle of Comfy
The Isle of Comfy is a small island republic situated east of the /shut/lands. It is a region historically removed from the conflicts that have torn apart the /shut/lands to its east. It is largely covered by untamed wilderness and its people are regarded as stoic and reclusive.

>/r9k/ Khanates
The lands south of the /shut/lands are populated largely by the disorganized hordes of the robot peoples. These hordes have throughout history incursed into the /shut/lands to raid and plunder the nations to their north. The House of Vyro is said to have its origins amongst these steppe peoples.

>>24870450
>ERRATA

>Ruled with an iron fist by the "Dear Leader" McBoots, the people of the enjoy few liberties and dissent is suppressed with great ferocity by state police and the adherents of McBoots' own cult of personality.

should read:

>Ruled with an iron fist by the "Dear Leader" McBoots, the people of the DPRSIN enjoy few liberties and dissent is suppressed with great ferocity by state police and the adherents of McBoots' own cult of personality.

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>Contact info
skype: [email protected]
>Age
24
>Sex
Male
>Location
Ontario
>Favorite Book
I fucking love Solzhenitsyn
>Favorite Movie
Kung Fu Panda
>Favorite Music
SOAD, Friendzone, Balam Acab, Biological Monstrosity
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
I guess introvert. I'm the guy that doesn't talk to anybody in class. I've got a handful of friends from high school
>What are you looking for?
I just wanna talk to people
>Who do you want to add you?
People who wanna talk to me
>Who don't you want to add
Guys who are gonna jack off

Didn't sunny got drug induced psychosis?

>>24870488
>sandyhill
how edgy and cool, dur hur

>>24870496
what sort of response is that anon

>>24870506
I'm an idiot and got sandy hill confused for sandy hook, I thought you were trying to be your typical edgy 4channer by putting the site of a mass shooting in your email address.

>>24870450
The Bothered would be more of a dual-monarchy

>>24870533
It is a dual monarchy. It's just that the rulers don't have the title of king but that of prince.

>>24870523
oh i see
you even repeated it green text. huh
well no it's my neighbourhood

>>24865982
fuck off dlincy

>>24870542
Fair enough
>>24870494
For a short time yeah

The /shut/ discord is literally the most autistic shithole chat I've ever seen.
The only good soc chats were catchat, which died with Sykpe, and /aitch/, which is still floating about somewhere

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>>24870450
We must unite the kingdoms into one mighty empire. We can bring peace and stability back to the shut-in realm.

One banner. One discord. One people.

>>24861518
>someone who was involved in the General Sexy saga

Boy was that a shit show.

>>24870627
Nah

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>>24870458
>>24870452
>>24870450
you forgot the Islamic State of Shut and Japyeesy

>>24865982
pure cancer

who else /want friends but hate everyone/ here

>>24872496
me, friendo

>>24872221
I haven't actually seen their discords dropped here, if they provably exist I'll hop in and add them to the map of the shutlands.

>>24872590
it exists as a splinter cell in DPRSN

>>24872596
Does it have a Discord of its own or is it just a subgroup?

>>24872601
we are an insurgent group inshallah

>>24872602
Eh, hop in refuge and we'll talk about it I suppose. I'd need to know more to add it to the lore.

>>24872608
we have insurgents in refuge and every group we lurk in all discords waiting for the time to strike, inshallah

for jp and allahu we stand and we will destroy you imperialist pigs and your lowly institutions

perhaps you may not recognise us but inshallah we will prevail and we will reign supreme

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>>24860569
Just keep on smiling annon. I myself am at college and am deep undercover in normie territory. Canvas shoes and hoodies are my only camouflage. I think I have managed to evade detection thus far, though I've had a few close calls. I'm not sure, but one of the guys in my 'friendship' group may be on to me. If I'm caught, they will almost certainly parade my disembowelled corpse through the streets of Normie Ville as an example to other non-normal fags. I'm alone. I am scared. But my god I'll take some of them with me before I go.
Godspeed annon.

Do you guys tell your friends you're NEET, or do you lie and say you have a job\under-employed, etc.

I lie to my friends and say I have a job but I swear they all know, they're constantly offering to pay for things and I can almost hear the pity in their voices.

Is there a way to look up somebodies current employment status or if they pay taxes? It'd really suck to stop seeing what few friends I do have because they're all secretly talking about how shit my life is.

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http://steamcommunity.com/id/bekindtoothers/

>video games

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2017 is garbage already lol
how was 2016 so good

>Contact info
give me your discord
>Age
21
>Sex
f
>Location
usa
>Favorite Music
jazz
>Favorite Games
terraria, battlefield 4, tf2, pokemon
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
idk, I have a job but I'm a mentally ill recluse.
>What are you looking for?
Cool people to play casual games with
>Who don't you want to add
people who talk too much about anime or get angry at video games

>>24874407
>or get angry at video games
That severely cuts into your avalible prospects

>>24874688
I'm cool with that

>>24874696
Sounds like an easy vetting process to me
Favorite jazz band, musician, and instrument?

>>24874407
jeffito#5829

tf2 sometime?

>>24874704
>vetting process
Oh no, please no bully but I just started listening to jazz, only listened to the bigguns, Coltrane and Charles Mingus and them.

>>24874407
>Casual roastie
Eurgh. Gross

>>24874831
I just like to be comfy, dude, I don't want to play return to zork w your sweaty ass anyway

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>>24874840

>>24874407
I got bf4 on ps4 but I don't own that other shit. I won't hit on youcuz or send dick pics cuz i have a gf. Win win

>>24874953
I only have it on PC. I have some other stuff too but the only consoles I got is ps2 and gamecube.

>>24874407
will you be my gf?

>>24875978
No

I'd really love a pen pal, international friends are especially fun. Write me, please.

Tyler
PO Box 981
Forest Lake, MN 55025
United States of America

>>24876052
Have you had any yet

>>24876222
Very infrequently. Mostly when I make a dedicated thread for finding one.

>>24876052
Have you considered email, or do you specifically want letters?

>>24877108
Girls from /shut/ are alt-right as fuck but oddly enough they love mexican dick and the taste of mexican semen.
Silly isn´t it?

>>24877371
I don't know personally, but as I view it the alt-right is pretty filled with faggotry. Do you realize the libertarian party is known for their right-leaning economic side and left-leaning social side? So for them to not mind other races is not that all surprising.

This is a weird statement to make, though. Why does it matter?

>>24877162
Letters are best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y033iJ53OJw
BE SURE TO LOOK AT THIS AMAZING YOUTUBE VIDEO!

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>Contact info
Discord - BΣA#4915
>Age
23
>Sex
Female
>Location
West coast US
>Favorite Music
Witch house
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert ft. Nocturnal
>What are you looking for?
Please for the love of God let me watch you play video games
>Who do you want to add you?
People who will use Twitch or Skype to stream vidyah
>Who don't you want to add
Dick pics

>>24878866
will you be my gf?

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>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/id/-su/
>Age
19
>Sex
mtf
>Location
Tennessee
>Favorite Movie
pulp fiction i guess
>Favorite Music
streetlight manifesto, modest mouse, mf doom, lapfox, goreshit
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all of the above for the last 3 years
>What are you looking for?
people to play cs with or talk with
>Who do you want to add you?
anyone who is interested

Bumping again

>Contact info
Discord: Handyman#8692
Kik: Azrogg
Skype: [email protected]
>Age
20
>Sex
M
>Location
Netherlands
>Favorite Book
ASOIAF series
>Favorite Movie
LoTR
>Favorite Music
Van Canto / Metal
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert going to college
>What are you looking for?
Grillfrend
>Who do you want to add you?
Grillfrend
>Who don't you want to add
Not grillfrends

>>24858116
Can you unban Sunny, and make Paro a mod again. thx.

>>24879830
Sunny isn't banned and Paro's not even in here but she's ban on sight tier.

>>24878984
Do you use anything other than steam?

>Contact info
Discord: Lordginger#6103
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045835105
>Age
25
>Sex
Male
>Location
Southern England
>Favourite Book
Mortal Engines
>Favourite Movie
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
>Favourite Music
70’s to 90’s Rock. Favourite band is Queen.
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
A waifu, but happy to be anyone’s friend.
>Who do you want to add you?
I’m free to all comers, but I probably won’t talk all that much
>Who don't you want to add?
Spammers, bots, idiots.

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>>24878866
Why watch when you can play yourself though?

Daily truthpost in Vyro circlejerk thread.
>>24858853
>He does NOT solicit women in DMs.
>He did NOT make the Discord to find a gf.

I promise you he does both of these. Especially the second. He wants nothing more than for a girl to date him. He might not hate talking to other losers, but trust me, a girlfriend is his real and only goal.

>>24862551
Most girls who liked him on /r9k/ were underaged, true fact.

>Contact info
Connor#5419
>Age
23
>Sex
M
>Location
North West England
>Favorite Music
Electronica, future funk, EDM, but i like most music
>Favorite Games
EU4, CK2, terraria, bf1, civ 6
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
People to chat with, play vidya etc
>Who do you want to add you?
People with similar tastes in vidya preferable but not a huge deal
>Who don't you want to add
Don't really mind as long as you're not a huge asshole

I don't know why people dislike Vyro so much but his server is easily the best to be in comfy-wise

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>>24880478
Pretty sad that Vyro's idea of being treated badly is just being completely ignored. Sad!

>>24880561
I have no idea what you're trying to say with this post but hey good on you for having an opinion about something, even though I can't discern what the hell that opinion is.

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>>24880561
>gets called a pedophile and basically instakicked from everything and told to shut up if he tried to talk
>not treated badly

>>24878866

What kind of vidya do you want to watch and why? I enjoy streaming but I made the mistake of sidelining it right as momentum was building.

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SHUT MAP UPDATE 1-31-17

>S.U.C.C. Reich
Ruled by Fuhrer Paro, the S.U.C.C. Reich's population is fanatically devoted to their dictator and extremely militant. For this reason, S.U.C.C. is considered one of the greatest threat to the peace and stability of the /shut/lands.

>Ultra Heaven Wastes
A lawless frontier created by the collapse of the Kingdom of Greater Shut, Ultra Heaven was once a thriving colony of the /shut/ peoples. It is now a wasteland ruled by tribal chieftans, slaver bands, and warlords.

>>24881367
This is cringe inducing.
Kill yourself, svnalright.

>>24881370
excuse u

>>24881367
wow svn, can your levels of cringe get any higher? XD

>>24880804
>basically instakicked from everything and told to shut up if he tried to talk

Geeze I wonder why this keeps happening. It's almost like when you repeatedly burn briges you make enemies and gain a reputation.

inb4 ranting about vyromemes

>>24870962
Cat chat was garbage as soon as people from /aitch/ started going into it, especially that fucktard Trevor. As soon as Kuki got mod and they kicked the only mod that actually did anything, the group died, and Orin never had the motivation to do anything with it.

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>>24880478
Wait hold on something doesn't add up

>Most of the girls who liked him on r9k were underage
>Apparently infamous for rejecting girls on r9k
>Rejecting all underage girls
>This makes him a pedophile or even a bad person

???

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>IRC name?
>Contact info
skype: rivloon
discord: illoon#2124
>Age
21
>Sex
m
>Location
usa California
>Favorite Book
>Favorite Movie
>Favorite Music
CAMELLIA
Vocaloid, J-rock, J-pop, Anime/Game/Movie OST, Ambient, Piano, Nightcore, DnB, Dubstep, Touhou, NEUROFUNK/JUNGLE
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
all 3 of these, but I can go out whenever I want and am not a hikki.
>What are you looking for?
Friends, mostly vidya and animu buddies to waste time with. people to talk about anything with.
>Who do you want to add you?
NEETS, weebs, trashcans
>Who don't you want to add
relationship, clingyness, politics, religion thirsty dudes, SJW feminists, people who dont reply and friend collectors

>>24880561
>>24881890
Vyro and his group have been the only welcoming and understanding group I've met on /soc/. As much as I'd prefer to get along with everybody a few of the people, a good chunk of mods and admins in other groups are mean-spirited individuals driven by high-school level drama. This is really petty, the fact there's had to be group splits in the first place is indicative of how petty this all is. Spreading rumors, scoping out the chat like some sort of spy, come on I'd hope you'd be better than this. If you dislike Vyro so much he's finally out of your hair, and people that like Vyro well, why would you want them in your group anyhow? You'd rid of him, you can do your own thing so just do it; stop worrying so much about things that don't even affect you. At this point, you're choosing it to affect you.

>>24882080
Vyro is still a pretty beta cuck when it comes to moderating the channel. He lets a lot of mean people in.
and his chose of mods isn´t good either. since they are pretty soft and dont enforce rules at all.

>Contact info
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bidutism
telegram: monkeyandman
>Age
21
>Sex
M
>Location
Indonesia
>Favorite Book
Hitchhiker's guide, Any lovecraft stories , junji ito (comics are books... right?)
>Favorite Movie
Edgar Wright's Cornetto trilogy + Scott pilgrim, Tarantino movies
>Favorite Music
Something like... Last Dinosaurs, Two Door Cinema Club, Vampire Weekend, They Might be Giant and a little bit weird stuff like Aphex Twin
>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert
>What are you looking for?
Conversation friends, people to play vidya with (tough high ping would be a problem), someone who's into arts, programming , video games, movies, music, i kinda have a broad interest of things so we can probably talk about anything, if i'm not being awkward that is.
>Who do you want to add you?
people with similar interests
>Who don't you want to add
SJW, people who just randomly add someone, people who spouts meme all the time.

>>24881995
I don't know anything about /shut/ or this /soc/ drama but I remember someone posting Vyro on /r9k/ before and people replying calling him a normie who had a bunch of orbiters which at least implies to me that he never did anything with them.

>>24882619
>lets a lot of mean people in
>one (1) person who called you a beta
>every other mean person left on their own because no one else gave them attention

stop whining zeta

>>24882871
???

>Contact info
discord: [ ]#7284
skype: dirty.cat.boy

>Age
30

>Sex
M

>Location
Guatemala

>Favorite Book
Moby dick, fight club

>Favorite Movie
Fight club, holy mountain, unbreakable, pulp fiction, Akira.

>Favorite Music
Bowie, Queens of the stone age, synthwave and retro wave

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
im kind of an introvert/slash functional dude. heavily nocturnal.

>What are you looking for?
gaming buddies for co-op and the such, im terrible at it.
>Who do you want to add you?
people who want to watch me game or want to just talk about weird stuff anime or whatever series. If youre lewd trust me theres hardly anyting that surprises me at this point, so theres that.

>Who don't you want to add
People who just complain all the time. i mean complaining is cool and all from time to time, were human, but i want mental stimulation and i want to learn from you.

>>24882993
Would write an American, I'm a 31 yr looking for someone to write.

>Discord
Durbitwaz#7986

>Age
19

>Sex
Male

>Location
UK

>Favourite Music
I don't really have a favourite song, I just listen to a bunch of garbage. Old OSTs like Transistor or Bastion mostly.

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introverted with mild social anxiety.

>What are you looking for?
People, or a small group, that can have a laugh, doesn't matter what we do, as long as we have fun while doing it.

>Who do you want to add you?
Anyone that likes to play video games, D&D, watch shows, anything really.

>Who don't you want to add
I just want to have fun and chill with friends, so preferably not too serious or high-strung.

>>24880580
I was agreeing with you

>>24883007
what do you mean by that?

>>24883395
Letters really are dead

>>24883395
Write letters to each other, through the post office.

>>24883416
Ya, it seems

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>IRC name?
Jensen

>Contact info
Kik: jensenpanala

>Age
18

>Sex
Male

>Location
Manchester (UK)

>Favorite Book
American Psycho

>Favorite Movie
Interstellar

>Favorite Music
Pretty much everything (hip hop, rock, edm ect)

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
Introvert (social anxiety)

>What are you looking for?
Someone to speak to, date, or even just a friend

>Who do you want to add you?
Girls mainly but guys too :)

>Who don't you want to add
Crazy dudes who send me nudes/ask for them

>Contact info
Skype: Ecvsio
profile pic says "Imagine"
add me in group pls

>Age
just turned 18

>Sex
Male

>Favorite Book
Opinions of a Clown

>Favorite Movie
The Perks of Being a Wallflower

>Favorite Music
Can't really say specifically almost all genres

>NEET/Introvert/Shut-In?
No/Yes/Mostly

>What are you looking for?
Groups to ease my awkwardness

>What aren't you looking for
Anything sexual

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I'm doing it. I'm doing the thing.

Telegram adventures inbound boiz n girliez

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>depression quest ending 4

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>tfw you don't od but only go harder in the paint

>>24884119
Can someone give me a quick rundown on this guy?

>>24883490
that sounds awesome, my country doesnt have a post office anymore tho. Not sure how to go about that.

>>24884275
What dyou wanna know lol

I just woke up

>>24884275
>Rothschilds bow to this anon
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Controls france with an iron but fair fist
>Owns castles & banks globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be anon babies
>Anon is said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>He owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have anonbots inside you right now
>Anon is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Anon bunker in Wilkes land?
>Anon learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Anon. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Anon
>Anon is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, anon is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know his ultimate plans yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.

>>24884553
If you you don't have a post office, how to you send parcels and other mail? Certainly, you can't do everything over the Internet.

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>>24884926
This is all true, how did you find this out?

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WORLD OF SHUT UPDATE

>Social Rejects Asylum
A sparsely populated nation that exists as one of the most isolated regions of the /shut/lands.