An eight inch penis is objectively too big for satisfactory pelvic

>>24818079

stop going for femlets, u dork.

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>>24818079
Impregnate a boy then.

>>24818079
Your dick is not the best looking anyway....look at that shit symmetry ewwwwww.

>>24818082
lmao you are just jealous, that's a perfectly good looking dick. I'd suck it.

>>24818079
man

i'd be insecure about my size even if i was 8 inches

look at how big his hand looks compared to the dick, makes it look smaller overall

just go up to a tall chick and be like

>"i can't date most women because of my problem."

her

>"what's that?"

you

>"well my cock is too big, its a legit 8 inches. i know people say bigger is better but i literally can't fit more than 60% of my dick without her hurting, shit sucks."

her

>"oh...here's my number."

>>24818085
that's not how it works
you'd get yelled at for sexual harassment

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>>24818084
That's what is known as body dysmorphia.

>>24818086

bullshit. have you been on /mu/? have you been following the crusher meme, he just takes pictures of his dick at the gym in compression shorts and picks up girls.

you'll only get yelled at if she doesn't believe you due to your lack of being confident.

pls put ur dick in my ass pls

>>24818088
That's because most girls of the past 34l or 4 generations are operating on the same false premises about penis size and it's correlation to good and satisfying sex.

And fair enough yes that's one way of getting sex but it doesn't address the more fundamental problem of navigating sex adequately with a pole vault penis.

>>24818090

Have her ride you first then try other positions.

I have an average sized dick - she swallows me up.

My dick is 7.5 inches fully erect and I have good girth, unfortunately its attached to a loser.

I dont want a big dick for girls.

I want it for me

>>24818079
Don't lie, OP. All of the robots here need to know that the average woman including me has difficulty cumming when we're fucking. And I strongly believe it's because the average sized penis is just too skinny and short to viably fill up an average girl's vagina. You guys should be educated to know that the vagina elongates up to 8 inches when we're horny, and there are plenty of nerve endings too deep in the vagina, not just at the opening, I hate it when average guys keep talking for us and saying that there is no feeling in the back of the vagina.

So please average boys, do us average girls a favor and just learn how to make us cum by using your tongue and fingers, because that skinny little dick which like 90 percent of you have is just too small for us.

So please fuck off, we like talking about big dicks for a reason, it's because we like cumming! ;)

>>24818079

The past 4-5 months I've fucked a few prostitutes (4) just to see if I could, and it turns out that, for the most part, I can. I had a relatively hard time keeping up maximum erection with two of the chicks, partly because anything but doggie and the girl on top and I'm struggling with getting my thrusting going, especially if they had larger thighs/butts.

I've just measured myself again just to make sure I wasn't wrong the last time. I'm the owner of an average, but disappointing, 15 centimeter (little less than 6 inches) dick, that "loses" 1 about one centimeter due to pubic fat. How come I always feel like I'm too short even for some very basic positions?

I'm so sick of these virgins saying that bigger is better

Of course a small dick is the absolute worst tier, but if you have over 7 inches you really have to pay attention to not hitting her cervix super hard. The best size is like 6.5 to 7.5 with a good girth, everything above is still fine but as I said you would have to be careful.

>>24818079
that's more more like 8.5" or 9". Just saying. The ruler is no where near the base of the shaft, which lies beneath the suspensory ligament on the pubic bone.

>>24818097

that's the proper way to measure, that's a real 8 inch

>>24818092
Mine is 7.5" with bad girth, and it's attached to a worthless asocial piece of shit.

>>24818098
Proper according to whom? Robots on /r9k/?

Big penis deniers are silly. Call it a 9" penis and get over it.

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>>24818079
It's too big, I was on a 6th tinder date so we gave it a try. He was a 5'3 manlet but I thought "it's the personality that counts."

Yep at least 8" and girthy. Even looking at the magnum box scared me and I could barely get it in the opening of my vagina. I had to stradle him and SLOWLY ease down on it, centimeter by centimeter. Anything otherwise would hurt. The farther down I went and the deeper he went it was pushing against my cervix more.

>finally all the way down, buttcheeks successfully on his lap
>he thrusts once
>PAIN

Too overwhelming even though the pain went away, thankfully he came quick. I felt like a porn star and hated it. Once and never again.

>>24818100

according to me. and whats your measurement according to whom? don't be a dicklet, i bet u've been measuring wrong all this time.

Can confirm, rocking just under right inches and no one let's me do doggy. The only girl who let me go all out ended up with a broken cervix and stopped talking to me.

>>24818103

So just learn to half doggy.

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>21cm dick
>can't flaunt it because grower not shower

>tfw 7.5"x5.5" dicklet
I was so close to big dick territory. Just cuck my shit up.

>>24818084
look at his wrists also, it is probably a fake ruler for this reason

that or the guy is 6'9" and no one will be impressed cus his dick is proportionally not large given his body

>>24818102
bone-pressed is the scientific way. Why penalize fat when it is soft and makes no difference in actual sex?

>>24818106
I'm about the same, maybe around 8" if I'm ultra hard and press the ruler to the bone.

That's actually enough to cause trouble with some girls. My ex was 5'4" and I couldn't go all the way in in any position other than missionary.

>>24818101
Is that centimeter by centimeter thing not normal? I always figured that was how it worked with everybody and I just had a few more centimeters to go than some other people. Can an average guy just stick it right in in one go?

>>24818109
Nah 7.5" is more or less average and common. Look at how many people are 7" and over on the internet. Studies are wrong and or fake. Overwhelming majority of women should have no problem taking up to 8".

>>24818108

yeah but the ruler placement is correct in the op, that's what bone pressed means except op isn't pressing.

you were measuring your cock wrong all this time huh.

>>24818110
I don't know the name for it but I've noticed that when people are free to chip in with conversations like this that most people who do are those who have something to brag about. Same goes for posting dick pics.

also probably why most of /soc/ are at least slightly above average people.

>>24818079
I've been saying this forever but /r9k/ is deeply insecure about their penis.

If Chad had a 3" hard penis and a normie was packing 9", the femanon will take Chad every time.

It's all about the face. Penis is nothing more than a delivery of seed for women. Men far more care about size than women. And what's more women are shit at measurements anyways.

>>24818107
the guy probably just has massive Rachmaninnoff hands

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>tfw 4", will never violently fuck her balls deep, causing her to pass out from the shock, ram open her cervix and cum directly inside her uterus

>>24818111
If it hasn't hit something solid, it cannot be pressed further. My dick is 7" non-bone-pressed, and no one will see it besides myself and some randome schmucks that saved it when I posted it on a dick thread a few months ago. It's just stupid that I could conceivably eat myself up to 400 lbs and lose an inch according to r9k geniuses.

>>24818115
Just get a very short girl.

>big dick problems

I love these threads. I bet everyone if you faggots complaining about having a big dick wouldn't want it to be smaller. I bet none of you faggots would trade what you have to wake up and be 5inches the next morning.


>abloobloobloo my dick I'd to big, you guys don't know how bad it is!

Neck yourselves

>>24818118
I'm 7"x5 and I'm pretty satisfied with it, I wouldn't want it bigger or smaller, maybe half an inch girthier but eh it's not like I'll ever use it.

>>24818119
>I'll never use it meme

I bet you're under 25 aren't you?

>>24818107
>tfw 6'3 230 lbs with 7 inch dick but it looks smaller because I'm a big guy

Big guy feels are the worst and best feels sometimes :(

>>24818120
22, no car, no job, no social skills beyond autistically jawing about things I barely know, two outcast friends, live with my mom. Definitely not going to stay a virgin for the rest of my life.

also fuck you mods, this isn't a /soc/ thread even though it's shit.

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>>24818079
Interesting how the right half of your dick is different from the left half in size, color, shape, and connection to the pelvis.

>>24818094
Bait. I'm gonna respond anyway.

>You guys should be educated to know that the vagina elongates up to 8 inches when we're horny

*CAN elongate
It doesn't always, and if you use your own anecdotal information to support this you're projecting very hard.

Elongating isn't the same as being stretched out, the vagina doesn't even have sensitivity that deep so a longer penis is useless. A wider penis may make you feel fuller, but a hug part is probably more of a mental thing you're experiencing about a big manly dick. A lot of people, and yes I say people because it includes men too, will cum fast if they like you a lot in general regardless.

As a gay man, big dicks are horrible things. Can't suck them properly unless you like gagging. Can't have them in your butt or you end up with a gaping disgusting hole or pain beyond comprehension. I mean don't get me wrong I can understand why big is pushed as a good thing, but for the amount of people I have known I have never once believed that big penises are better. In fact, most of them are scared of them or have hated them (though eventually got used to them).

I think an above average girth is a good thing, but it's incidental that length and girth go together most of the time. Imo the fat stout dicks are the best aesthetically and for function. Ones like OP are good too because they widen and eventually can slide in further with the fat mid section during sex.

>>24818088
Different things. In the former, you're approaching and propositioning a stranger, in the latter, a stranger is approaching and propositioning you. There's a very clear delineation of consent between the two.

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>>24818084
This. This so hard, pun sorta intended. I'm insecure and say what you want about my weirdly circumcised dick but I put in work with this thing, and still get insecure. Hand size, ball size, etc.

>>24818079
Even though my ass could never take all of that, I want it inside me.

>>24818110
>Studies are wrong because people on the internet said so

I bet you voted for Trump

>>24818088
Huh? Link?

>>24818079
Its true. Op i have seen your dick b4

>>24818096
Da truth. Bf has maybe 7 inch and bottoms out everytime it gets heated. Theres even a specific time in my cycle (ew.periodstories) that its particularly hard to avoid. Sometimes its okay to ride out and remind myself to relax downstairs but a few good repetitive knocks and I'm bitching for hours. Like being punched in the babymaker.

Wouldn't wish he was longer EVER. Thicker tho..

My dick is 4-4.5 inches and hot dog thick
Fucking trade with me you whiny big dick faggots

>>24818094
If you demand large dicks, then you better get used to sucking them in return. no one with a big dick will fuck you if you don't deepthroat him, and we all know you use sex as a tool anyway.

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>>24821773
>Like being punched in the babymaker
Sasha Grey is famous for her first line in porn, something akin to
>Do you want to punch me in the stomach?
After fucking an 8" dick this is exactly what it feels like, being punch in the stomach through the vagina, eugh.

Wouldn't trade it tho, even though after 5 years it can still hurt, i'm starting to like getting my cervix bruised.

>>24821847
Tehe- was unfamiliar with ms greys earliest line
Any tips for positions he can pound me hard in with no ache after? Tried a few suggested by shitty sites to no avail.

>>24818079
I'm 7.3, so I have a big dick AND can satisfy contact of the pelvic area. feels good mane.

>>24818110
hmm, I wonder why people on the Internet would say they are over 7.... it's almost like nobody can confirm that and people just lie because internet anonymity. don't be lazy, do even a few google searches and you'll see the average is "around" 5 - 5.5 inches.

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>>24821871
Riding him while leaning backwards, with my hands near his knees.
Face down ass up, with him kinda putting his weight on me, like on top of my tailbone.
Me on top, a laying down straddle of sorts.
Legs over his shoulders, my ass sort of suspended.

My womb/cervix are retrograded (angled towards my butt) and his dick is straight as an arrow though, so those positions were formed around our specific anatomies.

>>24822003
I like this