Hey /soc/, it's survey time! >Sex >Age >Sexual

>>24814414
F 24
>Sexual orientation
Str8
>In a relationship?
Yup
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
Florida
>Race White >Birthplace Ny
>Religious beliefs My own spirituality
>Favorite music
Chopin
>Favorite vidya
Minecraft
>Hobbies
Many
>Favorite color
Blue
>What happens when you die?
Nada
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Most scared you have ever been?
On an acid trip
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
I do a lot of stupid things m80
>Shower before sex/oral?
Thats stupid
>Shower in morning or evening?
Depends
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yuh
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yup
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/, /s4s/, /r9k/, /b/
>Favorite color
This the third time you asked
>Are you fat?
No
>Favorite subreddits
Kys
>4chan or Reddit?
^
>Are you autistic?
Not technically
>Life goals
Land
>Favorite color
Go fuck yourself
>Best memory
Every day that i was happy
>Something you wish you were really good at
Blow jobs
>Something you are really good at
Being insecure and judgemental
>Greatest accomplishment
Where i am now
>Something you love
Food
>Favorite color
Anus

>>24814414
Fuck you so hard op

>>24814440
Why?

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>>24814414

>Sex
M
>Age
18
>Sexual orientation
Str8
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
What does this mean? I'm kinda new
>Location
704, Charlotte
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Chicago
>Religious beliefs
There's probably a god, but likely an uncaring one
>Job/school
School
>Favorite books
LotR, Harry Potter, historical fiction, poetry
>Favorite movies/TV
LotR, Harry Potter, Inception, war movies, Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty, Gravity Falls, Adventure Time
>Favorite music
Anything from shit like Pantera and Metallica to Pink Floyd and Radiohead and The Shins. Basically rock of any kind. Give me suggestions
>Favorite sports
Baseball, long-distance running, surfing
>Favorite vidya
Portal, Dark Souls, Total War, Minecraft
>Hobbies
Playing guitar, drawing, vidya, reading
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
See above
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yeah, they probably exist, somewhere
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Yep.
>What happens when you die?
Good fucking question, probably an end to my mental suffering
>Closest to death you have been?
Dumbass trying to kill himself drove out into the middle of an intersection right in front of me at 1 in the morning. I can still picture his face, gritted teeth and closed eyes and deep breaths and short brown hair as I swerved around him
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Like 90% of the time
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Fractured my arm when I was 5
>Most scared you have ever been?
Tried committing suicide a few weeks ago. Injuries weren't bad but scared the hell out of myself. 10/10 wouldn't do again.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Never really been significantly spooked.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Trying to commit suicide. That was retarded
>Shower before sex/oral?
Personally don't care either way, but I think fresh and clean is better
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yep

>>24814534

>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drinking, hell yeah. Only ever tried weed and I can never hit it right, so I stopped trying.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Trying to understand people who question nothing
>Favorite 4chan boards
/b/, /his/, /pol/, /x/
>Are you fat?
I'm a fucking twig
>Favorite subreddits
I don't go to reddit
>Are you a feminist?
I have a brain, so no
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
I have +9000 chromosomes
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
To have 10 billion dollars.
>Dream job
Archaeologist
>Life goals
1) Become an archaeologist. 2) Travel the world, see as much of it as I can. 3) Find a beautiful woman to love and marry, travel the world with her too.
>Favorite animal
Tigers are pretty badass
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
My suicide attempt
>Best memory
Seeing the Northern Lights in Ireland
>Something you wish you were really good at
Playing the guitar. Working on that.
>Something you are really good at
Running
>Biggest regret
Jeez, where do I start
>Greatest accomplishment
Probably choosing to go to an early college type deal to get those extra creds
>Something you hate
Coconut. Fuck that shit
>Something you love
The azaleas that bloom in the spring here in NC. Absolutely fucking beautiful
>Pic
See >>24814534
>Contact info
kik: king._.arte
sc: king_arte

>Sex Yes please.Oh, I'm Male
>Age 24
>Sexual orientation Straight
>In a relationship? No
>ISTJ
>Holland
>Caucasian
>Atheist
>Medical university
>Favorite movies/TV
No Country For Old Men, Baraka, Samsara
>Favorite music
Bonobo, Alt-J,Coldplay,
>Favorite sports: Rowing, MMA, weightlifting
>Favorite vidya: CSGO
>Hobbies
Don't really have any. But when I'm capable: outdoors (walking/cycling)
>Favorite color Blue
>What happens when you die?
Hopefully people will mourn, but only for a short while. The world keeps going.
>Closest to death you have been?
Near miss in Thailand on scooter with lorry after I fell off.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Avulsion fracture pinky, AC-tendon loosened.
>Most scared you have ever been?
My sister shouting like she was killed.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Dont know.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
So many. But in general: be so damn insecure about stupid things.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Only in the hospital.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink rarely.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Guess either Med school or uni rowing.
>Favorite 4chan boards b, fit
>Favorite subreddits
None.
>Are you a feminist?
No. hell no.
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Getting a gf.
>Dream job
Trauma surgeon
>Life goals
Cycle the world, become a good doctor.
>Favorite animal
Jaguar
>Best memory
Sitting in public bus from Pokhara to Bardia national park.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Getting a gf.
>Something you are really good at
Being friendly.
>Biggest regret
Living in the future.
>Greatest accomplishment
Going to Nepal when i was 18
>Something you hate
Stupid people
>Something you love
Interesting people.

>>24814478
Because the survey is too long to answer in a post and you asked favoritr color four times

>>24815138
Then stop being lazy and post two posts.

>>24815207
Not if you're too lazy to proof read your stupid survey

>>24815223
I did proof read it.

>>24815267
Then my original sentiment remains.

>>24815270
No it doesn't because you can post twice.

>>24815271
>>24814440


>>24814565
Kek why do you want to be an archaeologist? Are you in college yet?

>>24814414
>>Sex
Male
>>Age
19
>>Sexual orientation
Straight or Bicurious
>>In a relationship?
Nope.
>>MBTI
INFP
>>Location
Maryland
>>Race
Black.
>>Birthplace
Guyana
>>Religious beliefs
None.
>>Job/school
College student.
>>Favorite books
Science Fiction, fantasy
>>Favorite movies/TV
None
>>Favorite music
Rock, Metal.
>>Favorite sports
None
>>Favorite vidya
Overwatch, Xenoverse 2. Both for PS4.
>>Hobbies
Drawing.
>>Favorite color
Green
>>Do you believe in God?
No
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes
>>Do you believe in ghosts?
Maybe
>>What happens when you die?
Not sure.
>>Closest to death you have been?
Have never been that close.
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yeah, twice
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
>>Favorite color
Green, again.

1/?

>>24815278
>Fuck you so hard op
Thanks, you too

>>24815282
>Most scared you have ever been?
Can't recall.
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
N?A
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Lots of stuff
>Shower before sex/oral?
Always.
>Shower in morning or evening?
Either way
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No, no, and no
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Math.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/v/, /vip/, /e/, /vp/, etc
>Favorite color
Fuck you, green.
>Are you fat?
No.
>Favorite subreddits
r/photoshopbattles
>Are you a feminist?
No
>4chan or Reddit?
Both and neither
>Are you autistic?
Probably
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Snow
>Dream job
Animator.
>Life goals
To be well off.

2/?

>>24815303
>Favorite color

>Favorite animal
Husky.
>Favorite website
Pornmd
>Worst memory
Can't pin it down to one desu
>Best memory
Porm.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Drawing.
>Something you are really good at
Talking to people about their problems, or so they say
>Biggest regret
Fallling for the college meme
>Greatest accomplishment
Graduating.
>Something you hate
(you)
>Something you love
(you)
>Favorite color
Fuck you
>Pic
>Contact info
Kik: va11ha11a
skype: live:vazzlerfox
Snapchat: therealdamonfox

3/3

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>Sex
Female
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
Everyone
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INFJ-T
>Location
My accent :c
>Race
Caucasian
>Birthplace
The motherland
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Waitress
>Favorite books
2 many to count, :D
>Favorite movies/TV
Parks and Recs/Office/House of cards
>Favorite music
im ashameded of my music
>Favorite vidya
FF7, Silent Hill 2
>Hobbies
Video games/Cosplay/weeb stuff
>Do you believe in God?
agnostic
>What happens when you die?
hopefully i get some virgins
>Closest to death you have been?
car crash
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
no
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Brain swelling
>Favorite color
purple
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
streaking
>Shower before sex/oral?
idk depends
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes. Every time.
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes

>>24815371
>>24815371
>>24815371
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Type out this long ass survey
>Favorite 4chan boards
Idk this place isnt my fav desu
>Favorite color
purple
>Are you fat?
No at all
>Favorite subreddits
r/aww duh
>Are you a feminist?
No, but I do beleive in sexism
>4chan or Reddit?
reddit
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
see my parents again
>Dream job
Makeup artist
>Favorite animal
corgie
>Favorite website
netflix? lolol
>Worst memory
bad ex bf
>Best memory
family
>Something you wish you were really good at
being socail
>Something you are really good at
makeup/dressing up/mtg
>Biggest regret
no regrats
>Something you hate
People who touch me
>Something you love
Boys playing with my hair
>Favorite color
GO TO HELL
>Contact info
I dont add everyone sry

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>>24814414
Guess I'll respond cause bored.
>Sex
Male
>Age
18
>Sexual orientation
Gay
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
Haven't tested yet, sorry.
>Location
Belgrade, Serbia
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
High school senior
>Favorite books
Stephen King books
>Favorite movies/TV
Way too many shows... Scifi thrillers are my favorite.
>Favorite music
Many kinds. Mostly pop, call me mainstream.
>Favorite sports
None, but I like sportsmen ;)
>Favorite vidya
/
>Hobbies
Browsing the internet, I like makeup, fashion, computers, science, thinking about the universe and life often
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
No, but if he were to exist he definitely wouldn't be the kind portrayed by religions.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
ye
>Do you believe in ghosts?
no
>What happens when you die?
absolutely nothing, same as before you were born - you cease to exist
>Closest to death you have been?
nothing I can think of. hanging off the side of the stratosphere (on a rollercoaster) in las vegas???
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
I crashed my moms car when I was 6, if that counts.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
mostly always on the freeway, not often downtown
>Worst injury you have ever had?
broken left arm, motorcycle burn on right leg from the exhaust pipe
>Favorite color
BLUE, once again
>Most scared you have ever been?
Oh god, when a digital piano (which had been unplugged and covered with a blanket) started playing a song in the guestroom I was sleeping in, while I was brushing my teeth in the bathroom. (after coming home from watching the premiere of the conjuring) Still don't know how, but it was definitely creepy.

>>24815378
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
read above
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
shoplift from retail stores, start smoking
>Shower before sex/oral?
duh
>Shower in morning or evening?
ever since i got this new hairstyle (a long undercut) I've been showering in the morning because my hair will get all messed up over-night
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
after peeing, no, after pooping, yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink socially, smoke a few cigarettes per day, smoke weed often/occasionally (varies), took speed and ecstacy while on vacation in greece
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
can't think of anything rn
>Favorite 4chan boards
b, soc, hm
>Favorite color
BLUE WTF
>Are you fat?
yes but I'm 6'7 so im not round fat but tall fat
>Favorite subreddits
dont browse reddit
>Are you a feminist?
no, but nothing against genuine feminism
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to be fit as fuck
>Dream job
Ive no idea, i cant think about my future career rn
>Life goals
be happy
>Favorite color
fuck off
>Favorite animal
doggies
>Favorite website
ummmm, instagram, facebook, youtube, tumblr? lol
>Worst memory
not that many I can think of rn
>Best memory
traveling to nyc, dubai, california, florida, vegas etc.
>Something you wish you were really good at
studying
>Something you are really good at
procrastinating and jerking off
>Biggest regret
not losing weight when i was younger, starting smoking
>Greatest accomplishment
none lol
>Something you hate
twofaced people
>Something you love
genuine people
>Favorite color
bjsdfjsadfasdlfgsaf
>Pic
>Contact info
[email protected]

>Sex
M
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
Str8
>In a relationship?
Complicated
>MBTI
INTP, INFP. Changes with my mood.
>Location
Belgium
>Race
Caucasian
>Favorite books
Dostoyevsky, Neruda, Borges, Joyce
>Favorite movies/TV
Wes Anderson movies are cool. I like relatable coming of age stories.
>Favorite music
Early 90s shoegaze.
>Favorite sports
Soccer, jogging, swimming.
>Favorite vidya
Super Mario World is up there. RPG and FPS are pretty cool too.
>Hobbies
Drawing, painting, writing and reading.
>Favorite color
Orange
>Do you believe in God?
Yes, but I'm not religious.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yeah, though it is likely our timelines won't ever match.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
>What happens when you die?
Our bodies can finely have some respite.
>Closest to death you have been?
As a child fucking around in a playground. Fell and almost cracked my skull open.
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Only incredibly insignificant ones.
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Almost always.
>Worst injury you have ever had?
N/A.
>Most scared you have ever been?
Can't recall
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Nothing I remember.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Bullying a kid in high school
>Shower before sex/oral?
Ideally
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes.


1/3

>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink socially. I have tried smokes and drugs but not a huge fan.
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Flirting with no confidence.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/lit/, /vr/, /mu/, /biz/,/int/
>Are you fat?
Nope, thin as hell.
>Favorite subreddits
Discovered wholesomememes recently and was a great surprise. Blackpeopletwitter is amazing.
>Are you a feminist?
Fuck no. Just treat them fairly.
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan is way more honest. Anonimity is really underrated. You can still create a fake account for Reddit but 4chan feels more raw.
>Are you autistic?
Probably
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Restart life
>Dream job
Policeman
>Life goals
Help others
>Favorite animal
Dog and eagle
>Favorite website
rateyourmusic.com
>Worst memory
Hopelessness at 9 or 10, feeling incredibly lonely.
>Best memory
First crush. That was 2001 and I fell in love with her cousin 8 years later.
>Something you wish you were really good at
Singing and oral sex.
>Something you are really good at
Improvising
>Biggest regret
Losing track of my former employer.
>Greatest accomplishment
Donating clothes regularly.
>Something you hate
Injustice and lack of maturity.
>Something you love
Orgasms
>Favorite color
Fuck you

2/2, messed up the first post.

>>24814414
>>Sex
male
>>Age
19
>>Sexual orientation
bisexual/pansexual, idk
>>In a relationship?
no
>>MBTI
capricorn?
>>Location
east coast USA
>>Race
white
>>Birthplace
east coast USA
>>Religious beliefs
agnostic atheist
>>Job/school
in college for political science and english
>>Favorite books
The New Jim Crow, Infinite Jest, Catch-22, Twelfth Night
>>Favorite movies/TV
City of God, Ordinary People, Avatar, Taxi Driver, Arrested Development, House MD, Master of None, House of Cards
>>Favorite music
folk, punk-folk, jam bands, some indie
>>Favorite sports
none
>>Favorite vidya
tf2
>>Hobbies
getting in political arguments on the internet
>>Favorite color
green
>>Do you believe in God?
no
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes
>>Do you believe in ghosts?
no
>>What happens when you die?
funeral
>>Closest to death you have been?
what's today's date?
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
no
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
broke a finger
>>Favorite color
still green
>>Most scared you have ever been?
bad trip
>>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
watching ghostbusters by my self
>>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
fat chick
>>Shower before sex/oral?
as long as you shower regularly it's fine
>>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
occasionally for all of the above
>>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
coming up with an answer for this question
>>Favorite 4chan boards
/lit/

>>24815681

>>Favorite color
still green
>>Are you fat?
no
>>Favorite subreddits
r/latestagecapitalism
>>Are you a feminist?
fuck yes
>>4chan or Reddit?
both are cancer
>>Are you autistic?
no
>>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to never have to answer a stupid question again
>>Dream job
god
>>Life goals
power
>>Favorite color
still green
>>Favorite animal
cow
>>Favorite website
meatspin.com
>>Worst memory
idk
>>Best memory
idk
>>Something you wish you were really good at
glass blowing
>>Something you are really good ate
spaghetti
>>Biggest regret
none
>>Greatest accomplishment
never accomplished anything
>>Something you hate
alt-right
>>Something you love
progressive activism
>>Favorite color
still green
>>Pic
kik me
>>Contact info
kik: adamlastname1

>>24814414
>Sex
M
>Age
19
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
can't remember, think there's an I and a J in it somewhere
>Location
Australia
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Australia
>Religious beliefs
Kek
>Job/school
Uni/work partime stacking shelves
>Favorite books
A prayer for owen meany, setting free the bears
>Favorite movies/TV
Ferris Buellers day off
>Favorite music
Marcy playground, Nirvana, been getting into Mike Krol lately
>Favorite sports
Oly lifting, rugby
>Favorite vidya
Smashbros, pokemon
>Hobbies
Guitar, gym, listenign to music, vidya
>Favorite color
Orange
>Do you believe in God?
Ye
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Ye
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah
>What happens when you die?
You rot in the ground
>Closest to death you have been?
not sure tbqh famalam
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
no
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
ye
>Worst injury you have ever had?
bit off my tongue
>Most scared you have ever been?
up the mountain, almost touched a goanna by accident. almost shat myself
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
???
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
unprotected sex with a stranger
>Shower before sex/oral?
maybe
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yeah
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink on occassion
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
uni, i guess lmao

>>24815740
>Favorite 4chan boards
/pol/, /fit/
>Are you fat?
no
>Favorite subreddits
m'lady
>Are you a feminist?
no
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
depends who you ask
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
kill all the jews
>Dream job
no idea
>Life goals
no
>Favorite animal
Orangutang
>Favorite website
4chinz
>Worst memory
??
>Best memory
??
>Something you wish you were really good at
uni
>Something you are really good at
uhhh, guitar?? depends on who you're comparing me to though
>Biggest regret
can't think of one
>Greatest accomplishment
can't think of one
>Something you hate
jews
>Something you love
playing guitar

> 32 - m - virgin - los angeles
> straight
> single - in to open relationships
> white
> work + go to school
> into games of all kinds
>Shower before sex/oral?
me yes. girl - preferably not
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no dont care who does tho
>Are you fat?
nope
>Are you autistic?
nope
>Something you wish you were really good at
singing/dancing
>Something you are really good at
thinking
>Contact info
kik: zsasza

>Sex
M
>Age
21
>Sexual orientation
straight
>In a relationship?
nope
>MBTI
INTJ (i think)
>Location
Midwest, USA
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Midwest, USA
>Religious beliefs
Raised Catholic, still hold some beliefs, not very devout
>Job/school
Going to school for Accounting
>Favorite books
Jekyll and Hyde, Asimov, Of Mice and Men
>Favorite movies/TV
Interstellar, Sound of Music, Black Mirror, The Expanse, Rectify, Lost, The Sopranos
>Favorite music
I love everything but mostly metal, alternative and folk
>Favorite sports
I like watching any type of sport but I do not really follow any.
>Favorite vidya
Any singleplayer game with a good storyline.
>Hobbies
Kayaking, Fishing, anything outdoorsy
>Favorite color
>Do you believe in God?
Yeah, but not in a way organized religions do.
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I haven't thought about it too much.
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but I love anything paranormal.
>What happens when you die?
Fuck if I know.
>Closest to death you have been?
Had a 1 ton hay bale fall on me when I was a kid
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Not really injury but I had to have my jaw wired shut for 6 weeks.

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>>24814414
Me but I have a slick back now
Sex male
>Age 24
>Sexual orientation mostly straight
>In a relationship? No
>MBTI no idea what that is
>Location Texas
>Race White
>Birthplace upstate NY
>Religious beliefs None
>Job/school MP
>Favorite books name of the wind/ plane of adventure series
>Favorite movies/TV
Firefly, Marco polo, GOT, archer
>Favorite music A Day to Remember
>Favorite vidya Shooters/ strategy games
>Hobbies
Reading, vidya and used to be hiking
>Do you believe in God? No
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes but they're probably far away and we'll never even meet
>Do you believe in ghosts? Yes
>What happens when you die? Nothing
>Closest to death you have been?
Almost flipped my car/ rocket hitting like 300 meters away
>Have you ever been in a car crash? No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt? Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Broke some toes and broke/ wasn't able to let my nose heal for 2 months or so

>Shower before sex/oral?
If I can/ if I've sweat at all
>Shower in morning or evening? Both
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time? Without fail
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink some and chew at work
>Favorite 4chan boards b/pol
>Are you fat? No have a bitt of a dad bod but it's going back away
>4chan or Reddit? 4chan
>Are you autistic? No
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Superpowers
>Dream job
Security contracting on an oil tanker
>Life goals
Make a bunch of money and retire at 60 next to a nice river
>Something you wish you were really good at
Staying 100% motivated all the time
>Something you are really good at
Debating
>Something you love
Breathing in clean cold air on a mountain with a view

>>24817902
>Most scared you have ever been?
Finding out my mom had cancer
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
can't remember
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Get in a vehicle with a friend who was drinking
>Shower before sex/oral?
Virigin, but yes
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink, used to do tobacco
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
An advanced Chemistry final without paying attention in class the whole semester.
>Favorite 4chan boards
/x/,/sp/
>Favorite color
>Are you fat?
kind of but currently losing weight
>Are you autistic?
Probably
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Be able to retire at a young age
>Dream job
Farming
>Life goals
To be somewhat succesful
>Favorite animal
Chicken
>Worst memory
Grandpa dying on my birthday
>Something you wish you were really good at
Being outgoing
>Something you are really good at
Accounting
>Something you hate
extremists of anything
>Something you love
mexican food
>Contact info
ask

Male 19 Straight
>Sexual orientation
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
ISTJ
>Location
Sweden
>Race
White
>Birthplace
UK
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Favorite books
The Pillars of the Earth, A song of Ice and fire books, 1984
>Favorite movies/TV
Zulu, Master and Commander: On the Far Side of the World, Serenity
>Favorite music
N/A
>Favorite vidya
Fallout NV
>Hobbies
Video games, hiking, camping, gym and reading
>Favorite color
Burgundy
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Favorite color
Burgundy
>Most scared you have ever been?
Split second when being thrown from the saddle of a galloping horse
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Drink on occasion
>Favorite 4chan boards
/r9k/
>Favorite color
Burgundy
>Are you fat?
A tad but not overweight
>Favorite subreddits
me_irl, wtf, AskReddit, aww, askscience, Sweden, history, wholesomememes
>Are you a feminist?
I'm an egalitarian
>4chan or Reddit?
Reddit
>Are you autistic?
Maybe a little but I've never been tested
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
That I could have more wishes
>Dream job
Naval officer
>Life goals
A good job, a house and loving family
>Favorite color
Burgundy
>Something you wish you were really good at
Communicating
>Favorite color
Burgundy
>Contact info
ask I suppose

>>24814414
Okay I'll answer some of it.

>Sex
Female
>Age
20
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
INTP
>Location
Israel
>Race
White (Russian)
>Birthplace
Uzbekistan
>Religious beliefs
None (sadly)
>Job/school
Military
>Favorite books
Some Fantasy
>Favorite movies/TV
Don't really watch any
>Favorite music
That's a long story
>Favorite sports
None
>Favorite vidya
That's a long story
>Favorite color
Green
>Do you believe in God?
No (sadly)
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I want to
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah
>What happens when you die?
Hopefully there is SOME weight to your consciousness
>Closest to death you have been?
Almost got run over by cars
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>Shower before sex/oral?
No idea
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening

>>24818907
Finish it please!

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doubt anyone will even read this but should be therapeutic.
>>24814414

>Sex
female
>Age
25
>Sexual orientation
thought I was asexual but coming out of opiate withdrawal after 10 years I realize it was fucking my libido and am hopeful I might have some kind of sexuality after all lmao. I've always wanted intense emotional connections with everyone, so pansexual?
>In a relationship?
once for two weeks in highschool and once for three days after being drunk, only got a kissu, otherwise pure maiden
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
407
>Race
causcasian
>Birthplace
Arlington, Virginia
>Religious beliefs
atheist
>Job/school
retail and volunteering, college for biochem forensics and criminal justice, working towards a forensic lab technician or criminal profiler
>Favorite books
Hannibal
>Favorite movies/TV
nbc Hannibal
>Favorite music
lots of of old goth, new wave, depeche mode, the smiths, the cure, new order, and one, cursive

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>>24818983
>favorite music (continued)
birthday massacre, orgy, lots of kpop (lol), type o negative, 69 eyes, koffin kats, strapping young lad/devin townsend, christian death, cold cave, crosses, crystal castles, ramones, the clash, ghost b.c., sonata arctica, sneaker pimps, garbage, clan of xymox, london after midnight, helloween, etc. etc.
>Favorite vidya
odin sphere, grimgrimoire, paper mario ttyd, dark cloud, xenogears, parasite eve, xenoblade, .hack// series, tales series (all after vesperia are hot shit), shin megami nocturne, digital devil saga, raidou etc. baten kaitos, skies of arcadia, recettear, salatarobo, mana khemia, dragon quest, etrian oddyssey, hotel dusk, contact, disgaea, rogue galaxy, shadow hearts, final fantasy tactics (okay sorry I'm done)
>Hobbies
studying, writing, philosophy, getting off medications and learning to live life with my pain. also video games
>Favorite color
dark violet or burgundy/wine colors and dark browns

fuck this is long anon

>>24819044
>Do you believe in God?
no, atheist, I realized at 5 after hearing about a church collapsing on worshipers that I didn't want a God that would kill his followers
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes, it would be incredibly egotistical to believe we're the only ones in the galaxy
>Do you believe in ghosts?
no, no substantial proof yet, only science
>What happens when you die?
our bodies shut down and it will the same as before we were alive. but I do believe our energy will be transformed to another part of the world/life since energy is neither created nor destroyed
>Closest to death you have been?
brain surgery and car crash that almost killed me, drunk brother tried to hurt me and broke my hand tried to do more, drunk father pulled a gun on us
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yes, almost died and had to have brain surgery afterwards
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes, always
>Worst injury you have ever had?
brain surgery, lupus, epilepsy, broken arm from family member, when I tried to kill myself lol
>Most scared you have ever been?
when my father pulled a gun on us, the time I had to run to a neighbors house when my brother tried to hurt me again after breaking my arm, learning my mom had cancer

>>24819074
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
after my grandfather committed suicide having to see him face to face since Alabama does open caskets. his face looked like plastic since they had to stitch his mouth shut from where he'd put the gun in his mouth. I'll never forget it and it still fucks me up to this day.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
thought I was strong enough to fight back against someone trying to hurt me, got hurt worse. stood up for people that could have killed me (turned out okay, I work retail and deal with a lot of people that stalk and want to kick my ass)
>Shower in morning or evening?
when my pain is the worst, usually evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
I hate drinking but will ocassionally very rarely socially, I smoke weed only while going through opiate withdrawal, and yes I was on legal opiates for 10 years
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
going cold turkey off of opiates and staying clean so I can learn to live and accept my illness. I want to live a life not chained to my bed
>Favorite 4chan boards
/a/, /v/, /vg/, /adv/
>Are you fat?
skinny fat atm but dropping weight fast on new seizure meds. last time i got down to 90lbs
>Favorite subreddits
fuck reddit
>Are you a feminist?
to a point, I want equality but hate extreme feminists, they can fuck right off
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
I used to find this funny until my nephew started to suffer from autism
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
be strong enough to start running again, be strong to join the army like I've always wanted to (please don't judge me lol)
>Dream job
forensic investigator/criminal profiler

I quit my god

>>24818983
>>24819044
>>24819074
>>24819106

my god this is red flags: the girl

anybody who would date this chick after knowing all this shit about her is insane, stupid, thirsty, or all three

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>>24819106
>Life goals
finishing school, getting off opiates, learning to live with chronic pain, not being a waste and proving my family that I can live independetly
>Favorite animal
my dog
>Favorite website
4chan
>Worst memory
my mom's face when we found my pal pal (grand pa) dead after he committed suicide after suffering from cancer. dealing with my mom's abuse after she had brain surgery and became a different person
>Best memory
all the time before my mom's first brain surgery, living in Alabama and playing in the woods, eating honey suckles, making huts, playing in coal piles, eating country food and feeling loved; waking up to coffee, smell of biscuits and bacon. Even though we were poor it was the best life
>Something you wish you were really good at
drawing, I have so many ideas but can't express them
>Something you are really good at
coming up with ideas and giving advice, staying calm in extreme situations, reading people
>Biggest regret
not getting off pain medicine sooner, being too scared to move forward
>Greatest accomplishment
making the choice to stop being dependent and moving on with my life
>Something you hate
this quiz
>Something you love
sleeping, learning, exploring, traveling, being intense and passionate
>Contact info
[email protected]

FUCK I'M DONE

>>24819132
well duh anon, I'm disabled. I don't let people get close to me for this reason, I would never involve someone in my life. Why do you think I'm on this board?

>>24819143
being disabled is absolutely the least of what's wrong with you

being a cripple is not among the many reasons I would run away from you at top fucking speed irl

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>>24819154
but at least I'm working on my issues, so I'm proud of myself in that aspect. many people can't say that.

I wouldn't let you walk close to me in the first place, since it would just unravel my progress, no offense. people like you are full of judgement but were you in the same situations...we don't ask for the things we experience but all we can do is make the best of things or let them define us.

I respect your choice though, anon.

>>24814414
>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
Introverted, borderline and/or wildly varies on everything else
>Location
Upstate NY
>Race
White (mixed)
>Birthplace
MA
>Religious beliefs
Baptist
>Job/school
Getting a masters and mad about it
>Favorite books
Terry Pratchett
>Favorite movies/TV
Really bad about this question. Good movies. A few cartoons.
>Favorite music
Rock of many kinds, ska core, soundtrack, electronic, house
>Favorite sports
I know how to play several sports
>Favorite vidya
Monster Hunter, Pokemon, Disgaea
>Hobbies
Miniatures, board games
>Favorite color
Red
>Do you believe in God?
Yes
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Meh
>What happens when you die?
See above
>Closest to death you have been?
Depends on who's driving
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
They weren't that bad
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
When I was a kid I tripped and had to have a few stitches on the bottom of my chin
>Favorite color
Blue, no, yellow
>Most scared you have ever been?
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Can't remember
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Probably jumping on something
>Shower before sex/oral?
Not if we both just woke up, but probably
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
No
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Trying to get the job I want
>Favorite 4chan boards
/tg/
>Favorite color
Hyper Light Drifter

>>24819294
>Are you fat?
I think so, but no-one else does. I guess that just means I'm a bit overweight
>Favorite subreddits
Fuck if I know
>Are you a feminist?
Legal feminist
Saying that pisses the insane ones off, too
>4chan or Reddit?
What do you think
>Are you autistic?
>where do you think we are
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
I dunno, superpowers? World peace?
>Dream job
Technical Artist
>Life goals
Dream job
>Favorite color
Red shift
>Favorite animal
I guess birds are pretty cool
>Favorite website
My email
>Best memory
>tfw gf
>Worst memory
>tfw no gf
>Something you wish you were really good at
Having a job
>Something you are really good at
School, so far
>Biggest regret
Being an awkward fuckup through most of undergrad
>Greatest accomplishment
Undergrad degree, technically?
>Something you hate
My hair is really uncooperative
>Something you love
I LOVE WOMEN
>Favorite color
Fuck you
>Pic
No
>Contact info
Ask

>Sex
M
>Age
30
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Single
>Location
NYC
>Race
Pizza bagel
>Job/school
Attorney
>Favorite books
Catch 22, the alchemist, siddartha
>Favorite movies/TV
Gattaca, rebel without a cause, Casablanca
>Favorite music
Punk and chill wave
>Favorite sports
Football, soccer, hockey
>Favorite vidya
Ocarina of time
>Hobbies
Reading and vidya
>What happens when you die?
Nothing
>Closest to death you have been?
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Rear ended once
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Major bruise/sprain
>Favorite color
Again ?
>Most scared you have ever been?
Eh, I forget
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Ghost hunt
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Jumped into an ice snowman
>Shower before sex/oral?
Sure
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Social drinking
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
I don't attempt, I succeed
>Favorite 4chan boards
/v/
>Are you fat?
Not
>Are you a feminist?
Depends which wave
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
More wishes
>Life goals
Wife, house, kids
>Favorite animal
Otters
>Something you wish you were really good at
Singing

I got bored and stopped

>>24819426

>>24820023

>>24821537

>>24821649

>>24821919

>be an adult
>believe in ghosts
lol

>man
>18
>straight
>no
>whats that
>netherlands, arnhem
>mixed kurdish, dutch
>same as current location
>agnostic
>high school
>favourite book is 2001
>favourite movie is hard to decide. Gotta say star wars 1977
>i love alternative RNB like the weeknd and partynextdoor. Or memphis rap
>i look muay thai
>i love playing victoria 2 and RTS games.
>my hobbies is just staying at home alone
>red
>i think anything's possible. Although evolution makes the most sense.
>ofcourse i believe in life on other planets. If bacteria survive why not other life forms
>i dont know. Ive seen a ghost ones and the person next to me saw it too.
>i think you rot in the ground but your brain energy transforms into another life form. Since energy is everywhere
>i think unconsiously almost being driven over. I would never know.
>never been in a car crash
>never wear a seatbelt
>worst injury was a broken leg when i fell off my bike. The biggest injury was the hospital's hygeine.
>i dont remember. I guess climbing down something that was very high.
>when i was a child i was at my aunts house. And my mom and i saw a ghost at the same night.
>stupidest thing ive ever done was buying a gaming pc and going to 4chan
>shower for the woman. Not for me
>shower in morning. Always
>i always wash my hands after i shit. Only pee when i do it in a public restroom
>i smoke weed when im with 1 friend that always has weed. And i drink alot actually. Never smoke.
>most difficult thing ive attempted was buildinf some electronic device.
>favourite 4chan board is pol
>im lretty chubby.
>dont visit reddit
>not a feminist
>4chan
>diagnosed with very light aspergers at age 6
>i would probably want to be the most smart person in the world
>i would love to be a vetenarian
>my goal is to make my brothers and parents proud
>fav animal is dogs
>fav website is probably youtube
>worst memory is my ex
>no best memory
>i wish i was really good at being dedicated to something
Limit reached

>>24822234
Post second

>>24814437
What happened on your trip?

>>24814437
>>24818983
>>24819044
I'm also in FL and you seem cool
>>24819074
>>24819106
My Skype and kik is gstoka would like to hear from either of you two
>>24819132
Guess I'm thirsty, or is that only if I date her?

>>24819154
yep youre just an asshole

>Sex
M
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
straight
>In a relationship?
no
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
Western US
>Race
White
>Birthplace
US
>Religious beliefs
atheist
>Job/school
graduate student
>Favorite books
Tolkein, Sam Harris
>Favorite movies/TV
mystery, but not procedurals
>Favorite music
metal
>Favorite sports
n/a
>Favorite vidya
strategy
>Hobbies
need one of those
>Favorite color
green
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
no evidence
>Do you believe in ghosts?
no
>What happens when you die?
no afterlife
>Closest to death you have been?
car crash. uninjured, but the situation was highly dangerous
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
nothing crazy to report
>Most scared you have ever been?
car crash (see above)
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
old guy creeping on my cousin when we were kids
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
challenged friend to a fight
>Shower before sex/oral?
virgin, but i guess it depends?
>Shower in morning or evening?
evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
only in public restrooms
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
drink/weed
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
graduate school
>Favorite 4chan boards
/sci/,/mu/
>Are you fat?
no
>Favorite subreddits
don't go there
>Are you a feminist?
yes (not the feminazi shit though)

>>24824155
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
maybe, never checked
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
ability to form relationships
>Dream job
professor
>Life goals
professor
>Favorite animal
crow
>Favorite website
metal-archives
>Worst memory
hard to pinpoint one
>Best memory
equally unsure
>Something you wish you were really good at
connecting with people
>Something you are really good at
critical thinking
>Biggest regret
fucking up every chance at a girlfriend I've had
>Greatest accomplishment
academic success
>Something you hate
propaganda
>Something you love
music

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>Sex
Male
>Age
20
>Sexual orientation
Straight-ish?
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INFP
>Location
NYC, USA
>Race
White Slav
>Birthplace
Russia
>Religious beliefs
Don't give a fuck
>Job/school
Nursing Student
>Favorite books
1984, Homage to Catalonia
>Favorite movies/TV
The Grand Tour, Top Gear, Brooklyn 99
>Favorite music
Hardcore Punk
>Favorite sports
N/A
>Favorite vidya
Arma, Wargame
>Hobbies
Exploring cities
>Favorite color
Red
>Do you believe in God?
Nope
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Nope
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
>What happens when you die?
Reincarnation
>Closest to death you have been?
Almost run off the road by a minivan
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
No
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Broken Arm
>Most scared you have ever been?
When I got separated from my parents in a department store at 5yrs old
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Doors opening and closing at random
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Making a spontaneous trip to an amusement park in another state. Then making the 2 hr drive back in like an hour
>Shower before sex/oral?
Yes? (Virgin, but I would)
>Shower in morning or evening?
Depends
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
Quick rinse
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes/no/no
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Climbing those rocks in central park while covered in snow and ice
>Favorite 4chan boards
/mu/ /b/ /adv/ /k/

>>24824250
>Are you fat?
Kinda?
>Favorite subreddits
r/anarchism r/SocialstRA r/PCmasterrace r/todayilearned
>Are you a feminist?
In the sense all should be equal
>4chan or Reddit?
Depends on what I want
>Are you autistic?
Nope
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Be with this girl I know
>Dream job
Working a coop providing products to the underprivalidged
>Life goals
Travel the world with my friends.
>Favorite animal
Uh... IDK
>Favorite website
liveuamap.com (I love following current wars)
>Worst memory
idk
>Best memory
idk
>Something you wish you were really good at
Guitar
>Something you are really good at
Calling Geopolitical developements before hand.
>Biggest regret
Not being more assertive with M, but theres still a shot?
>Greatest accomplishment
uh... who knows...
>Something you hate
Political echo chambers
>Something you love
Music and cars
>Pic
Sure
>Contact info
killjoy382 on kik

>>24814414
25
M
straight
no
INTJ/P
Jew England
White
Jew England
No
Can stacker
Extraordinary Popular Delusions (etc etc)
Primer/Onepunch-Man
The Killers
None
Can't decide
Too many to list
Black
Probably of some sort
does aliens real? rly makes me think
No
You decompose
About a centimeter
Not a major crash
Yes
Lost most of thumbnail
Still black
Of everything when I was a kid
I don't get spooked as an adult
Expecting people to do the obvious honest things
Who cares
Depends on what's going on that day
Yes
I'm a light, occasional drinker and I have a cigar once a year or so
Can't decide, I have tried a lot of hard things
Pre-2011: /b/, /gif/, /int/ 2011-2014 mid: /ck/, /co/, /sp/, /tv/ 2014 late-early 2016: 8ch 2017: /pol/ (it's like /b/ and the rest of 4chan used to be only with a meme theme and less faggots and hipsters)
Has not stopped being black
Yes
FUCK OFF (/r/gonewild and some derivatives)
FUCK NO (really, FUCK NO)
Where do you think we are?
No. I might have slight schizoid tendencies though, probably from overconsumption of information and misinformation and the strain of sorting them out.
To cure the debilitating retardation and unfortunate mortality of my species
King, professional pussy grabber, or file sorter, or just a lazier slower version of can stacker
Escape the US and start a micronation
Guess what you fucking memester it's still black
Cat
I want to say 4chan but I know of a lot of really good websites
All of the times I found out someone I genuinely looked up to was fucking stupid are tied
I have a lot of good memories, can't pick a favorite
Getting people to listen to what I'm actually saying
Receiving lots of new information at a time without going crazy or killing myself
Wasting time trying to rationalize why people were assholes to me (they are to everyone because assholes, I used to not realize assholes existed)
Not turning to a life of crime
Double standards
Smiles
REEEEEEEE IT'S BLACK
>No Picture Available
thread, no one talks to men anyways

>>24822023

>Sex
maleman
>Age
22
>Sexual orientation
straight
>In a relationship?
hahahah no
>MBTI
INFJ
>Location
Philly suburbs
>Race
white
>Birthplace
philly suburbs
>Religious beliefs
jew
>Job/school
just graduated from Temple U, unemployed
>Favorite books
Shadow Series, Orson Scott Card
>Favorite movies/TV
Hannibal
>Favorite music
Watsky
>Favorite sports
football to watch, swimming to do
>Favorite vidya
TF2 or something, I'm casual
>Hobbies
wood burn art, jogging, reading, writing
>Favorite color
dark green
>Do you believe in God?
yep
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yep
>Do you believe in ghosts?
yep
>What happens when you die?
judgement
>Closest to death you have been?
drowned
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yep
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
yeah i don't wanna die
>Worst injury you have ever had?
sprained arm
>Favorite color
slightly darker than last time
>Most scared you have ever been?
when the elevator i was trapped in for 2 hours started smelling like smoke
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
friend started speaking in latin while in a cemetery
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
put my dick in crazy
>Shower before sex/oral?
im not a barbarian, obviously
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning

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>>24825818
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yeah
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
yes, not anymore, not anymore
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
graduate college early on a bet
>Favorite 4chan boards
idk, I barely chan these days
>Favorite color
darker still
>Are you fat?
eh, thicc
>Favorite subreddits
The_Donald
>Are you a feminist?
nah
>4chan or Reddit?
pornhub
>Are you autistic?
nah
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
remove kebab
>Dream job
lawyer
>Life goals
get married, pop a few out, live peacefully and help people when I can
>Favorite color
darker again
>Favorite animal
wolves
>Favorite website
used to be rooster teeth
>Worst memory
drowning
>Best memory
first really great kiss
>Something you wish you were really good at
trusting people
>Something you are really good at
getting people to trust me
>Biggest regret
graduating from college early
>Greatest accomplishment
graduation from college early
>Something you hate
when it's too warm in a store and youre sweating then go outside and now your sweat is like freezing on you. fuck that. fuck you,starbucks
>Something you love
that first step on frost coated grass
>Favorite color
pink
>Pic
>Contact info
kik is phillyyaks

>>24825959

>>24826493

>>24814414
>Sex: female
>Age: 21
>Sexual Orientation: Straight but get turned on by w4w craigslist ads as a joke
>MBTI: INTJ
>Location: 603
>Race: Caucasian
>Birthplace: Same area
>Religious beliefs: Agnostic I guess
>Job/school: Sophomore in college, work shitty cashiering job
>Favorite books: Kurt Vonnegut anything
>Favorite movies/TV: Synecdoche, NY and Always Sunny
>Favorite music: Depressive metal, folk punk, punk, hardcore, etc.
>Favorite sports: Soccer!
>Favorite vidya: Used to play league and pokemon a shit ton, don't anymore
>Hobbies: Being a sad (reading and music actually)
>Favorite color: Vapor-wave blue
>Do you believe in God?: If God is just the greatest thing to exist, then SOMETHING has to be God I guess!
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos? aaaaayyy
>Do you believe in ghosts? Only the string theory kind
>What happens when you die? Your heart stops
>Closest to death you have been? Joined a low-key cult, guy in charge pulled a glock on me
>Have you ever been in a car crash? Yes! I was 16 and it wasn't that bad
>Do you always wear a seatbelt? nah, live free or die
>Worst injury you have ever had? Probably this awful concussion I had to be hospitalized for
>Favorite color: lol
>Most scared you have ever been? When you get so tired when you're driving that you start hallucinating shit and you think there's a man standing in the woods staring at you LOL
>Stupidest thing you've ever done? Not killing myself
>Shower before sex/oral? naaaah das no way to live
>Shower in morning or evening? Both, prefer evening
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time? Yeah
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs? Drink, quit smoking but occasionally snag a cig. No drugs
>Favorite 4chan boards: /ic/, /soc/ is funny
>Favorite color: god dammit
>Are you fat? Nah, almost underweight

>>24814414
>>Sex
Male
>>Age
22
>>Sexual orientation
Straight
>>In a relationship?
Recently made single
>>MBTI
ISTJ
>>Location
NJ, USA
>>Race
White
>>Birthplace
NJ, USA
>>Religious beliefs
Roman Catholic
>>Job/school
Senior in collage
>>Favorite books
Many things Sci-Fi, classics
>>Favorite movies/TV
Star Wars is my fave movie, But I like watching anything that's a classic or hightly acclaimed.
>>Favorite music
Most anything make before the 90s.
>>Favorite sports
Not big into sports but my fave is baseball.
>>Favorite vidya
Really into the Bathesda Games rn
>>Hobbies
Hiking, camping, fishing, etc. Also love examining history.
>>Favorite color
Blue (Scarlet is a close second)
>>Do you believe in God?
>Catholic
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
They're out there, but not here.
>>Do you believe in ghosts?
Eh. I've thought about it. Idk. I do believe in demons and the devil though.
>>What happens when you die?
Heaven, Hell, Limbo, or Purgatory.
>>Closest to death you have been?
Probably almost getting hit by a car.
>>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Not a serious one, no.
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes.
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
Fractured wrist.
>>Favorite color
>See above.
...

>>24828172
>>Most scared you have ever been?
Maybe when my grandmother fell down a flight of stairs.
>>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Thought I heard things that were paranormal or shit idk.
>>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Lets just say that people do stupid things when they're horny and I'm no exception.
>>Shower before sex/oral?
I shower everyday and that's enough for me and her.
>>Shower in morning or evening?
morning.
>>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
pretty much
>>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
social drinker, nothing else
>>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
that's classified
>>Favorite 4chan boards
/lit/, /pol/ (I'm not a Nazi), /int/ sometimes /gif/ for the ylyl/ygyl threads
>>Favorite color
Fuck you
>>Are you fat?
I'm slim, but neither muscular nor toned
>>Favorite subreddits
ummmmm I don't have any?
>>Are you a feminist?
nope
>>4chan or Reddit?
Is this a serious question?
>>Are you autistic?
I feel like it sometimes, but apparently I'm not.
>>If you could have one wish, what is it?
to restart my life knowing what I know now.
>>Dream job
Aeronautical engineer/test pilot
>>Life goals
Wife, three kids, nice house, love comfortably
>>Favorite color
>>Favorite animal
Sloth
>>Favorite website
Wikipedia?
>>Worst memory
Probably blocked it out of my mind.
>>Best memory
idk there are a few decent ones.
>>Something you wish you were really good at
Math
>>Something you are really good at.
Knowing lots of useless information
>>Biggest regret
Not coming out of my shell earlier
>>Greatest accomplishment
Eagle Scout
>>Something you hate
Arrogance
>>Something you love
my family
>>Favorite color
Hoc necesse est, ut destruatur
>>Pic
nah
>>Contact info
Skype: mr.pirate2017
Kik: double_s_1994
Snapchat: snapjilk

Male
19
Straight
Nope
Border between INTP and INFP
Central New Jersey
White Nord/Med Mutt
USA
Catholic, but my own personal take.
Studying to be a Music teacher
Host at Texas Roadhouse
Don't Read.
JJBA, Futurama, all recent cartoons with asshole protagonists
Woodkid, Vaporwave, Future Funk
Anything with a sword or bow
RPGs, Platformers, Fighting Games, favorite game right now is LISA the Painful
Bike, Vidya, Browse 4chan
Viridian
Yes
Yes
Sort of.
Whatever you want, judged if religious, nothing if not. Neutral towards reincarnation/past lives.
Almost got hit by a car a long time ago
^
Yes
Flew off my bike, airborne for 3 seconds, nothing major
Viridian
When my mom died when I was 11
Wierd dream I had when I was 5, still remember it.
I don't want to have to make a list for you of all my fuckups.
Virgin
Morning
Yes
I've drank about twice in my life. Can't smoke tobacco since I'm a singer, already have bad enough memory issues as it is, so can't smoke weed at my age.
A pull-up. I need yo get in shape.
/v/, /a/, /vp/, /vg/, /pol/, /x/, /gif/, /aco/, /soc/, /h/
Viridian
210 pounds, 5'10", so yes.
None.
Personally more of an equal rights guy, but not very serious about it.
4chan is an Exotic Cheese while Reddit is a Saltine Cracker.
I have mild Aspergers
To live a happy life
Videogame Music Composer
Get married, raise a kid, learn to blacksmith before I retire
Viridian
Sloths
This one.
Mom Dying
...
Martial Arts, Making Friends
Singing
Should have helped my Mom when she needed me.
Getting into State Choir
Brussel Sprouts, all the animosity between bretheren, all the self-loathing
Blackcurrant Juice, Genuine people, Making kids smile
Will post pic and info in the morning

>>24827419

P1

>Sex
M
>Age
23
>Sexual orientation
Straight. Mostly
>In a relationship?
Sadly not
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
Spain
>Race
White
>Birthplace
Same place
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Fashion retail
>Favorite books
Probably The Godfather, and yes I mean the original book
>Favorite movies/TV
Star Wars, much probably
>Favorite music
Hard to say just one. Great fan of Kanye
>Favorite sports
Football/soccer
>Favorite vidya
Dunno, used to play GTA San Andreas a lot some years ago
>Hobbies
Football, gym, videogames, walking around with friends, etc. Social stuff sometimes
>Favorite color
Black
>Do you believe in God?
Not really in a God but probably in something over humans
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
I want to believe
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nah
>What happens when you die?
I have not been there yet
>Closest to death you have been?
I try to stay on the secure side of life. Never broke a single bone, so probably I can't answer to this
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope, I've been in a train crash, but luckily not involved
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Of course, another thing would be dumb
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Luckily for me I've never been injured by now hahaha

>>24829741

P2

>Most scared you have ever been?
Once when I catched a guy trying to break into my house, being inside. As a kid that's scary
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Sounds ridiculous but when I fell into the sea and it was full of jellyfish. I'm scared by the sea.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Love a girl who was 3000 I'm away from me and she cheated on me despite I did my best for the relationship
>Shower before sex/oral?
Before and after if possible. Hygiene is important you fuckers
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening, since I go to the gym every afternoon and I have to take care.
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
I admit sometimes I forget it
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Only a glass or two of whisky with friends/never/never
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Right now answering this question sounds like a good answer
>Favorite 4chan boards
This one, or /b/ if bored
>Favorite color
Again, black
>Are you fat?
Nope, I consider myself fitted
>Favorite subreddits
Never been to reddit
>Are you a feminist?
No, and never will
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan. It's more fucked up
>Are you autistic?
Errr... I think not
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
A time machine, so I can see how the past was
>Dream job
Lottery winner
>Life goals
Nice job, nice house, nice wife and a nice daughter. I don't ask for much more
>Favorite color
Still black
>Favorite animal
My dog but I kinda like snakes
>Favorite website
Google
>Worst memory
When my childhood dog died
>Best memory
The first time I said a girl "me too" after she said that she loved me
>Something you wish you were really good at
Emotional intelligence
>Something you are really good at
Practical knowledge
>Biggest regret
Studying marketing
>Greatest accomplishment
Go from a nerdy fat teenager to a fit intelligent adult
>Something you hate
Spiders. I fucking hate them
>Something you love
An honest hug
>Favorite color
Black
>Pic
>Contact info
Fo' what?

>Sex
M
>Age
25
>Sexual orientation
Straighterino
>In a relationship?
Yep
>MBTI
ISTJ, the last time I took the full test
>Location
Midwest
>Race
Whitey
>Birthplace
Also Midwest
>Religious beliefs
None
>Job/school
Full time student, part time retail slave
>Favorite books
Way too big of a question. Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere books, Neil Gaiman, and Nick Offerman's "Paddle Your Own Canoe" are all up there though
>Favorite movies/TV
Movies: Favorite things I've watched in the last 3 months are A Fistful of Dollars, Moana, and The Emperor's New Groove
TV: Brooklyn 99, Parks and Rec, Scrubs, CW DC shows. Don't have a lot of time for TV atm because of school though
>Favorite music
I've been listening to a lot of Bluegrass and Folk lately. Specifically British Folk and Hawaiian Folk.
>Favorite sports
Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube
>Favorite vidya
Super Smash Brothers Melee for the Nintendo GameCube
Pokemon
Age of Empires II
>Hobbies
I read and collect comic books. It's an expensive as fuck hobby
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
nah
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
you'd have to be retarded not to imo
>Do you believe in ghosts?
nope
>What happens when you die?
you die. end of story

>>24829866
>Closest to death you have been?
driving on a state highway (2 lane) and this 2 trailer semi didn't see us coming up on it's left and almost ran us off the road
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
yep. dumbass thought a green light meant he could just ignore right of way and turned left into our car going across
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
95% of the time
>Worst injury you have ever had?
stitches in my eyebrow i think
>Most scared you have ever been?
fuck if i remember
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
???
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
dropped out of college for 3 years. it's a bitch finding the motivation to go back.
>Shower before sex/oral?
at some point before hand yes, not necessarily immediately before though
>Shower in morning or evening?
morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
yes
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
occasionally to all 3
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
getting an EE degree. I failed at that
>Favorite 4chan boards
/tg/, /vp/, /soc/, /mu/
>Are you fat?
nah, but I'm not really skinny anymore, I need to make /fit/ one of my favorite boards
>Are you a feminist?
I believe in equal rights for everyone, but I'm leery of the cult-like behavior of the Social Justice movement
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
I don't know
>Dream job
I want to own and run an action park. You know with go-karts, laser tag, mini golf, an arcade. Pizza place inside
>Life goals
See above. Get enough money to get to that point/make enough money to live comfortably and do what I want when I want to
>Favorite animal
Rhinoceros
>Favorite website
fuck idk
>Something you wish you were really good at
coding/programming
>Something you are really good at
accounting
>Biggest regret
not telling someone how I felt sooner
>Greatest accomplishment
motivating myself to go back to school
>Something you hate
the Russian government and all its stooges
>Something you love
My girlfriend. I'm going to ask her to marry me this year

>>24814414
Goddamn this is long.

M
31
Straight
Single
MBTI: Don't know, don't care.
Texas born and bred
Mostly, but not entirely, white
Religion stuff: Indifferent
Wildlife manager
All them favorites: Don't have any--the world is too complex and fun for that
Hobbies: Outdoors stuff
Aliens: Probably, but they're probably bacteria
Ghosts: Hell no
Death: There's a funeral. Maybe Peter Dinklage will be there.
Closest to death: Apparently almost died during birth. Many random close calls since then.
Crash: Yes, multiple. None my fault, which is terrifying.
Seatbelt: Yes, see above.
Injury: Horrible rotting abcess in leg obtained via outdoors stuff.
Scared: Bar situation involving multiple guns.
Don't get spooked
Stupid: Free-climbed down a large, wet cliff
Showers: Evening, depends on sex
OCD hands: No
Clean living
Surviving suicidal depression w/o meds or therapy. Turns out it can be done.
/out/, /an/, /co/
Lifestyle prevents fat
Nigga, please. You never leave 4chan.
Feminism: Not by modern/internet definition. By original definition of not giving a shit about someone's sex as long as they're smart and capable, then yes.
Autistic: Maybe a little. Quien sabe.
Wish: Not having to worry about money
Dream job: Got it already.
Goals: Keep dream job until I die.
Worst memory: Saying something really sarcastic to my grandmother the last time I ever saw her.
Best memory: Too many to choose.
Wish I was good at: Writing
Am good at: Work.
Regret: Lots of blown opportunities with girls in HS and college
Accomplishment: Made a name for myself in my field
Hate: Willful ignorance
Love: Good coffee at sunset on a porch with a scenic view, ie, end of the workday
Pic and contact info: Aw, hell no. I like you folks but not THAT much.

>>24829700

ffs shorter surveys op!!!

>>24814414
>>Sex
Female
>>Age
20
>>Sexual orientation
Straight
>>In a relationship?
Yes :)
>>MBTI
I don't put any faith in those online tests but usually INTP
>>Location
UK
>>Race
Mixed but most poeple assume I'm 100% white European
>>Birthplace
UK
>>Religious beliefs
Catholic
>>Job/school
I'm in university
>>Favorite books
I'm reading 'I am Pilgrim' at the moment and it's extremely capitvating. I highly reccomend it to anyone interested in Crime novels or just for a good read in general.
>>Favorite movies/TV
ONTB, House of Cards, Season 1 of True Detective
>>Favorite music
I don't really have a set genre anymore. Chillstep I suppose if I had to pick
>>Favorite sports
Ballet/dance
>>Favorite vidya
This is The Police, Stardew Valley
>>Hobbies
Dance, some arty sort of stuff (just recreational, I'm not very skilled), reading, light gaming.
>>Favorite color
Lilac
>>Do you believe in God?
Yes
>>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yes
>>Closest to death you have been?
Nearly skiid off a mountain
>>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes and I've never been in an accident
>>Worst injury you have ever had?
Twisted ankle
>>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
Dreamed about my grandfather's grave a month before he died
>>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>>Are you fat?
Nope
>>Favorite subreddits
/r/catpranks
>>Are you a feminist?
Yes
>>Are you autistic?
No
>>Favorite animal
Generic af but cats
>>Best memory
When my missing cat came home, both my brothers' graduations, when my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to go steady with him
>>Something you wish you were really good at
Ballet! I love it but I'm so naturally inflexible with the shittiest turnout.
>>Something you are really good at
I used to be really good at WoW, I guess I'm decent at drawing
>>Contact info
Skype: the.feline.revolution

>>24832574
Yeah I love filling out surveys and had to cut some stuff out to make it fit. Also 'Favourite colour' could be asked once instead of four times :p

>>24819044
Thanks for elaborating on the music, you have good taste.
:D

>>24832671

>>24834712

>>24835185

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F/20
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Happily
>MBTI
INTJ, or something similar. I forget.
>Location
East Coast, USA
>Race
White
>Birthplace
D.C.
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Work retail full time, study accounting and finance at university
>Favorite books
1984, Room
>Favorite movies/TV
Big Brother, Dexter, Psych, Gilmore Girls
>Favorite music
Drake, J.Cole, Flume, Mac Miller
>Favorite sports
Played soccer in HS
>Favorite vidya
Sims and WoW
>Hobbies
I don't have time for hobbies
>Favorite color
Yellow
>Do you believe in God?
Don't care
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
No
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes
>What happens when you die?
Reincarnation
>Closest to death you have been?
Never really
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
I've been in 4
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yes
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Concussion I suppose
>Most scared you have ever been?
Telling my parents when I got suspended
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
I've never had one
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Staying with all of my cheating exes
>Shower before sex/oral?
Don't care
>Shower in morning or evening?
Morning
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
No
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Yes, no, no

>>24837590
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Working my way through school while maintaining sanity and social life
>Favorite 4chan boards
/soc/ is all I look at anymore
>Are you fat?
No
>Favorite subreddits
I don't reddit
>Are you a feminist?
No
>4chan or Reddit?
4chan
>Are you autistic?
No
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
To fast forward 5 years
>Dream job
Stay at home mom
>Life goals
Basically my dream job, raise a bunch of kids and foster some
>Favorite animal
Rhino
>Favorite website
Netflix
>Worst memory
My first car wreck
>Best memory
Graduation day
>Something you wish you were really good at
Anything really
>Something you are really good at
Organization?
>Biggest regret
Same as my stupidest thing
>Greatest accomplishment
Getting my first degree
>Something you hate
Chinese food
>Something you love
Spaghetti
>Contact info
Not interested

>>24837619
I thought your favorite animal is llama?

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M/27/WA (206 or 425), into anyone who identifies as a woman
>In a relationship?
Nope
>MBTI
INTJ
>Location
WA (206 or 425)
>Race
Black
>Religious beliefs
Agnostic
>Job/school
Medical field/College
>Favorite books
Jurassic Park
>Favorite movies/TV
The Fifth Element/Seinfeld
>Favorite music
R&B
>Favorite sports
American Football
>Favorite vidya
Ocarina of Time
>Hobbies
Philosophy, Gaming, Anime, Trying new experiences
>Favorite color
Green
>Do you believe in ghosts?
No
>What happens when you die?
Not something that can be known. Possibly your consciousness ("soul") separates and can now slip between dimensions
>Closest to death you have been?
Was nearly run over by a taxi in Vegas as a child
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope, always wear seatbelt
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Sprained arm as a baby
>Most scared you have ever been?
Fell asleep on my arms and couldn't move when I woke up for an hour
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
A "ghost" with a chainsaw was hovering over my bed when I woke up as a child. Most likely a dream.
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Went to college out of state
>Shower before sex/oral?
Virgin
>Shower in morning or evening?
Evening
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope, drink a few times a year
>Favorite 4chan boards
R9K before it became infested with trolls
>Are you fat?
5'9'', average sporty build
>Favorite subreddits
r/nevertellmetheodds
>Are you a feminist?
I share many of their viewpoints but I highly doubt I would be accepted by a hardcore member
>4chan or Reddit?
Reddit by a mile
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
World Peace
>Dream job
Talent Agent
>Life goals
Experience as many pleasures as possible
>Favorite animal
Honey Badger
>Pic/Contact info
kik: Warhollives

>>24814565

Got a skype? St8 dude btw but I share a lot of your interests (TW, his etc).

>>24814414

>Sex
Male
>Age
23
>Sex
straight
>relationship?
no
>MBTI
INFJ
>Location
VT
>Religious
Don't follow any religion but I believe in some stuff
>Job/school
I am NEET Schizo
>Favorite movies/TV
Archer, South Park, Rick and Morty, Anchorman
>Favorite music
Imagine Dragons, Pink Floyd, WOTE,
>Favorite sports
I lift but I don't play or watch/follow any
>Favorite vidya
Old Mario, Zelda, GTA, Deus Ex, Dark Souls, Halo, Battlefield, Civ,
>Favorite color
Blue
>Do you believe in God?
Yeah
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
yes
>Closest to death you have been?
suicide attempt
>Worst injury you have ever had?
fractured fibula
>Most scared you have ever been?
schizo hallucinations
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
drove my dads truck while he was at work to town to pick up weed when I was 16. I had no license, just a permit.
>Shower before sex/oral?
nice but not necessary
>Shower in morning or evening?
both
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no
>Are you fat?
nope
>Are you a feminist?
triggered
>Are you autistic?
no
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
money would never be an obstacle again
>Life goals
nice girl, decent house
>Favorite animal
doge
>Worst memory
mental hospitals and the breakdowns that came after
>Something you are really good at
not being a dick
>Biggest regret
becoming friends with asshats
>Something you love
my doggo

well that was fun I feel so interesting

Hello, Feinbaum. Data mining again, are we?

>>24838789
Yea

>>24827461
i like you a lot.

>>24838839
Who you selling it to? Perhaps a false domain with fake usernames?

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>Sex

Dirty cis-male

>Age

18

>Sexual orientation

I feel no homosexual tendencies.

>In a relationship?

No, I ended my last one. Currently just experiencing romantic tension with tutor.

>MBTI

ESTP-T

>Location

Currently living the American dream!!

>Race

Palestinian/German. I am like a precision airstrike for triggering both the Jews and Nazis.

>Birthplace

My ma popped me out in the """holy land""" with the help of an angry Russian doctor.

>Religious beliefs

Agnostic, but I still follow the Quran and whatever hadiths I feel like following. The Quran is so open to interpretation that I do not ever feel limited in regular life.

>Job/school

Self-employed software engineer. More or less self-study. Taught myself everything I know—besides Russian; I couldn't get myself to work through that alone, so I pay for about 20 hours of tutoring per week.

>Favorite books

Quran.

>Favorite movies/TV

I have shit taste:

Orange is the New Black, Narcos, Mr. Robot, iZombie, Breaking Bad, True Blood.

>Favorite music

Shit taste part 2:

MF Doom, Childish Gambino, Jimmy Dean, Bpeмя и Cтeклo, Eminem, Taylor Swift, 50 Cent, Noize MC, Dre, Outkast, Gorillaz, etc.

>>24839899

Continued:
>Favorite sports

I don't play any cuz im a loser. Hockey is fun to watch since people hit each other.

>Favorite vidya

Don't have time for that.

>Hobbies

Languages, programming, conversation, politics, arguing, being angry, etc.

>Favorite color

I like some dope ass pastels and shit. Give me a cool pink, yellow, or blue.

>Do you believe in God?

We shouldn't even exist, so I find it very silly to totally discount the possibility of a higher power. But, I also find it hard to say I believe any of the major religions.

>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?

The universe is infinite. So, sure, why not.

>Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

>What happens when you die?

I probably just die, but we'll find out!

A perfect world with golden roads and no drama would be boring.

>Closest to death you have been?

Constant violence in the middle east.

My neighbor was making explosives about 15 feet from me for many years, until the Israeli SWAT raided him. These explosives were used throughout the village gangs for various instances of violence. Bakeries being blown up for fun, my uncles car getting hit with an IED, etc.

I always felt like today could be the last day.


>Have you ever been in a car crash?

No, but there is always some near death experience every time I drive into Atlanta.

>Do you always wear a seatbelt?

Of course. I'm not a criminal wtf!

>>24839899
>>24839903

Continued:

>Worst injury you have ever had?

I don't get injured cuz i don't really do anything dangerous in the short term. Worst temporary affliction I have had is a bad case of MRSA.

>Favorite color

You already asked.

>Most scared you have ever been?

Leaving my family forever.

>Spookiest experience you've ever had?

Waited for the SWAT to raid my house.

>Stupidest thing you've ever done?

Statute of limitations do not yet apply.

>Shower before sex/oral?

N/A. No sex before marriage.

>Shower in morning or evening?

Both.

>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?

Yes. No degeneracy for me!

>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?

No, I don't like the feeling of alcohol; I don't feel better, happier, etc. When I am on alcohol, I just feel impaired and fully aware of how impaired I am.

I like opiates, a lot, but I don't do illegal drugs. I'm not getting deported over a temporary high.

I don't smoke because I care about the people around me.

>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted

Starting a new life.

>Favorite 4chan boards

/pol/, /int/, /g/.

>Favorite color

New meme?

>Are you fat?

Lil bit of a chubber u feel me

>Favorite subreddits

/r/webdev, /r/earlypka, /r/programming, /r/datahoarder, /r/russian, /r/russia

>>24839899
>>24839903
>>24839907

Continued:

>Are you a feminist?

No, but I don't feel the need to complain about them; we all know they are mentally ill.

>4chan or Reddit?

Hard choice cause both are shit in different ways.

>Are you autistic?

Not yet!

>If you could have one wish, what is it?

I want my dad back.

>Dream job

Teacher, maybe.

>Life goals

A. Be closer to family.

B. Get an education.

C. Make my own nuclear family and be the new Genghis Khan.

>Favorite color

@:-(

>Favorite animal

Ur mom :-F

>Favorite website

habrahabr
facepunch
vk
facebook

>Worst memory

Being sexually molested, maybe? I don't know, I have a lot of bad experiences, but I don't find any particular memory to be something super triggering.

>Best memory

My perception on memories both good and bad are just numb. I don't feel overwhelmingly positive or overwhelming negative.

The best memories are probably the smell of the rain and my dad's cigarette smoke while on a road trip. It is just the little things that I miss.

>Something you wish you were really good at

Mathematics. I am pretty good at the logic, but I am not educated enough, and I don't have time to become more educated.

>>24839899
>>24839903
>>24839907
>>24839908

Continued:

>Something you are really good at

Management, business, marketing, fucking people over. I don't know.

I guess I'm a decent programmer, too.

>Biggest regret

I have no regrets; everything was worth it.

>Greatest accomplishment

Speaking another language is the best feeling in the world. I love communicating with people.

>Something you hate

The jews @:^Dddd

I am in a permanent state of mild anger, but I don't hold a lot of hatred towards any particular thing.

The biggest things that rile me up are just conflicting opinions on certain moral things; people who are vegan for the animals, people who think abortion is ok, etc. But, I hold very little real hate.

>Something you love

My dad, my brother.

>Favorite color

See: question #16.

>Pic

Not after everything I've said.

>Contact info

This email will forward on to me: [email protected]

If I like you, we can chat somewhere else.
P.S. Hi, JJ, JK3, IM, SD.

>>24838880
No

>>24840289

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>>24814414

M/23/straight
>In a relationship?
nope
>MBTI
INTP/INTJ
>Location
texas but im driving to massachusetts sometime cause college
>Race
half korean p much
>Birthplace
rhode island
>Religious beliefs
none
>Job/school
former active army supply/logistics guy, college soon. probably gonna end up a writer & in cinema cause its all im good at besides getting drunk, shooting stuff and doing mind-numbing admin shit
>Favorite books
the meditations by marcus aurelius, blood meridian, the road, sun tzu; art of war, got some psychology books but they're not my 'favorite', and some other shit
>Favorite movies/TV
the deer hunter, the terminal, full metal jacket, clockwork orange, 28 days later, the lives of others(german film), mr robot, true detective, west world, game of thrones,
>Favorite music
pink floyd, death grips, sneaker pimps, slowdive/ride, MIA, el-p, aesop rock, de la soul, jefferson airplane, crystal castles, john coltrane, etc. i listen to anything just not dubstep modern country or country rap.
>Favorite sports
i dont do this shit my knees are fucked
>Favorite vidya
i play battlefield on occasion but im not a video game nerd anymore
>Hobbies
black coffee, drowning ears with music, indulging in LSD/Opiates if available, shooting guns and getting fucked up, watching documentaries and keeping up with current affairs, writing fictional stories and going to national landmarks/beaches/woods to chill
>Closest to death you have been?
almost flipped over in the back of an LMTV
>Worst injury you have ever had?
exploding appendix
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
i awoke to a static black figure standing over me as a side effect of hallucinogens
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
almost drowned trying to outswim someone to the center of a lake
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
absolutely
>Favorite 4chan boards
/out/ /lit/ /k/ /mu/
>Are you fat?
nope
>Are you a feminist?
absolutely not
>Are you autistic?
i have compulsory ADHD
>Life goals
write novel, do cinema

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>Sex
Female
>Age
26
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
No
>MBTI
INFJ
>Location
>Race
>Birthplace
Australia
>Religious beliefs
N/A
>Job/school
3D animation
>Favorite books
The bell Jar
The hitchhikers guides

i give up

>>24841120
>give up
what, exactly?

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>Sex
Male
>Age
24
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>In a relationship?
Yup, long-distance at the moment though which fucking sucks
>MBTI
ISTJ
>Location
Scotland (should be Sweden)
>Race
White/Mixed? (half Arab)
>Birthplace
Scotland
>Religious beliefs
Atheist
>Job/school
Recently declared too unfit to work (depression & anxiety)
>Favorite books
Oryx & Crake, The Catcher in the Rye, mainly graphic novels really.
>Favorite movies/TV
The Thing, RHPS, The Breakfast Club, Star Wars, Moon, Blade Runner, They Live, etc.
The Wire, Mad Men, Hell on Wheels, TWD, GoT, Rick and Morty, Archer, It's Always Sunny, etc.
>Favorite music
Led Zeppelin, Rush, Foo Fighters, Kings of Leon, RHCP, Ramones, David Bowie, Funkadelic, A Tribe Called Quest, Sam Cooke, The Rolling Stones, The Police, etc.
>Favorite sports
N/A
>Favorite vidya
Red Dead Redemption, Streets of Rage II, Duck Tales, Pokémon, GTA, Elder Scrolls, The Witcher 3, Rocket League, FM Series, etc.
>Hobbies
Reading and playing games is pretty much all I the motivation for
>Favorite colour
Purple/Red-purple
>Do you believe in God?
Nope
>Do you believe in ayyy lmaos?
Yup
>Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
>What happens when you die?
Nothingness, which seems pretty fucking peaceful to me
>Closest to death you have been?
Maybe a couple of months ago when I was using a table saw and had to fight myself from shoving my wrist into the blade, heh
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
Nope
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
Yeah, when I remember
>Worst injury you have ever had?
Either shot in the head with a metal pellet or falling head first onto marble flooring from the top bunk nearly snapping my neck, I was 3

>>24841289
>Most scared you have ever been?
The nightmare I had after watching Stephen King's IT for the first time, completely fucked me up
>Stupidest thing you've ever done?
Leaving high school a few months before finishing because my anxiety and depression got so bad that I couldn't even make it half way there without falling to pieces
>Shower before sex/oral?
Only if dirty for sex and definitely for oral
>Shower in morning or evening?
Both
>Do you always wash your hands after you pee?
Yup
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
Nope
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
Uprooting my whole life and moving to Sweden, leaving everything and everyone I knew behind
>Favorite 4chan boards
N/A
>Are you fat?
Yup
>Favorite subreddits
N/A
>Are you a feminist?
Yeah, I'd say so (probably gonna get shat on for that, huh?)
>4chan or Reddit?
Neither
>Are you autistic?
I've been told I seem as if I am
>If you could have one wish, what is it?
Just to be comfortable, that's all I want
>Dream job
Something related to creating video games
>Life goals
Absolutely none atm
>Favorite animal
Giraffe
>Favorite website
N/A
>Worst memory
I honestly have no idea
>Best memory
The first three weeks I spent with my girlfriend, first time we met
>Something you wish you were really good at
Socialising
>Something you are really good at
Procrastinating, cunning linguistics
>Biggest regret
Same as the stupid shit
>Greatest accomplishment
Ahahahaha
>Something you hate
Myself
>Something you love
Girlfriend, cat
>Contact info
kik - mister.meeseeks

>>24841150
doing the rest ;w;

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>Location
trump's nation; no but seriously did u watch the inauguration.
>Race
asian
>Birthplace
midwest u.s
>Religious beliefs
parents are muslim, I'm agnostic THIEST?
>Job/school
scientist/a very good technical school on the east coast
>Favorite books
war of the worlds, the universe in a nutshell, to kill a mockingbird
>Favorite movies/TV
inception, the martian, interstellar, the eighties, the silent ones, monsters inc, ratatouille??
>Favorite music
rap, chillstep, trap, white noise
>Favorite sports
i was on the varsity ski team in HS?
>Favorite vidya
TF2
>Hobbies
skiing, snowboarding, tagging, screwing up my sleep schedule
>Favorite color
silicon
>Do you believe in God?
agnostic THIEST

>Do you believe in ghosts?
i am a ghost
>What happens when you die?
you can use a defibrillator to attempt to bring the patient back to life and watch their heart rate on a PQRST
>Closest to death you have been?
i am death
>Have you ever been in a car crash?
sadly yes
>Do you always wear a seatbelt?
no lol fuck that shit
>Worst injury you have ever had?
20 stiches on my fingers because ski accident while racing
>Favorite color
silicon
>Most scared you have ever been?
watching domestic abuse in my household when i was younger
>Spookiest experience you've ever had?
finding out what 4chan was

>Shower in morning or evening?
when i finish studying at 3 am
>Do you wash your hands after you pee, every time?
no, soap dries out my hands
>Do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
no, no, high on life
>Most difficult thing you have ever attempted
rocket science (let's talk)

>Favorite animal
koala bears cuz al they do is eat and sleep
>Best memory
meeting amazing people on the internet
>Something you wish you were really good at
knitting
>Something you are really good at
Calc 3 and organic chemistry
>Greatest accomplishment
getting a paper published
>Something you love
S E S
>Pic
old ass pic from summer 2016 no h8
>Contact info
i have a fax number and google hangouts, just ask