Ok so after a year or so of work I've finally got myself

Just message her as if she was one of your friend, don't go straight to the "DO YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX" point, just laugh a little and then ask her out

>>24811792
Tell phoebe you wanna suck her tits... duh

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>>24811817

If you're sure this will work

Dudeee just be funny

>>24811874
What a fucking legend

Jessica looks disgusting. That minion costume makes me cringe.

investing in this thread

>>24811817
>>24811874
Fuuucking gold.

Sometimes that shit works honestly.

All women are different but generally speaking you gotta withhold validation.

Once they feel like your wrapped around their finger it's game over.
Tell them there total babes, but also tell them why you don't think things would work out. (Make shit up if you have to)
Don't give them all of your time or attention.
Be playful.
Be witty.
Make them feel all the emotions, happy sad, angry, wistful, etc
Also land a date quick, don't waste time bc they got dicks flying at their faces from every direction.
Be confident af.

Sticking around to see results with pheobe.

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>>24812001

This is what happens when I try and be funny

>>24812337
tragic

>>24812337
You blew it when you asked why was she still replying

Why would you even ask that

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>>24812304

Oh i didn't post the results cause they were shit

but the quick reply makes me think its an easy bang

Safe to say you have just made a few guys feel better about how they talk to women lol god that crashed and burned

>>24812337
Are you actually this autistic? Or was this just for 4chan

>>24812344
...isn't that the effort tho?

Tell her Jesus has nothing to do with this, this is between you and her


Also your last post was pure autistic mode but good effort

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>>24812350

Look at the date, I didn't do it 7 days in advance planning to make this thread.

The matches keep rolling in though

>>2481235
Stop trying to be someone and just act normal witty one liners are good to start but learn how to just chat too

>>24811792
Damn OP you should post before and after pics of yourself to inspire the rest of us

>>24812337
Femanon here. Thought the niche calendar bit was funny. No 2017 one here either, just extended onto last december

>>24812434
I agree, I'm trying to imprive myself and watching others achieving it would be nice

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>>24811792
sugestions?

>>24812471
Just lose wait, also work on fashion sense.

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met this girl last week, this is how i usually pick up.

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>>24812532
2/11

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>>24812535
3/11

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>>24812540
4/11

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>>24812542
5/11

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>>24812546
6/11

>>24812550
Dude stop no one cares

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>>24812550
7/11

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>>24812553
>no one cares

op cares, trying to get laid, examples are a learning tool.

>>24812553
Fuck you, I care.

This guy isn't autistic for once

>>24812560
lol dude, i actually am autistic

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>>24812554
8/11

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>>24812567
9/11

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>>24812571
10/11

>>24812560
Nah he kinda is

If your on tinder you are suppose to close the deal, not text for an hour like its a girl your teying to get nudes from like any skank who posts in kik threads

You can ask what they are looking for or just make it sound like you want a casual date or meetup and try to seduce them or try to make a move and see if it leads to sex. I guess the hard part would be actually getting to that point. Seem interested, but also dont try too hard. Ask deeper, less common questions, flirt lightly but try to be respectful. Seem witty. Find out things that they like that you can use as a tool to attract them. Itll be a bit more effort since they are attractive, theres many of you trying to do the exact same thing with that one girl and they are aware

I pulled the whole "Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?" bullshit and got back "That's too soon :)"

What is she trying to get at here?

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>>24812573
11/11

so i guess, try to be an individual, don't be thirsty and just hunt for sex, i try to go into tinder only trying to meet new people and have a good time with someone, not hunting for sex. if you're desperate she will pick up on it, just chill and hang out, it will work itself out. once you stop acting like just another thirsty dick whos matched her, things get easier, plus if you're like me and have recently lost a lot of weight (down 25kg, 10 more to go!) meeting multiple women will expand your circle of friends (if you're not sleeping with them) and chances are if you're cool you'll met their friends and so on, opens a lot of doors to parties and get togethers etc that you may not get invited to.

i read the hard tacos thing on here on a tinder thread about 12 months ago, works a treat, have slept with like 40+ different women over that period.

>>24812575
was the middle of the day, and i was at work. closing the deal later in the afternoon is a good idea, but depends what shes like. agree with you 100% usually if you don't get their number in an hour, you're not getting laid.

>>24812337
wow just kill yourself holy shit that was a nice cringe

>>24812585
means that she maybe thinks you're alright, but shes not wanting to go out straight away, or she can't take a joke. in any case maybe ease up a little, small talk then ask what shes doing etc. remember she matched you, so she already thinks you're attractive.

>>24812598
That's what I thought, but I started with the small talk, asking what she's doing, etc. She's Chinese, and part of me thinks her profile makes me wonder how locked into English and American culture she is. It's part of why I'm stumped.

>>24812575
She has to choose who she wants to close the deal with, and if it's between funny hot guy or boring hot guy, the choice is apparent. Keep in mind that statistically, theres no way you can be the hottest guy out there and maybe someone better looking has confronted her. Here's where personality substance plays a factor.

Are men really this autistic?

>>24812602
ah ok, i can't help you with asians man, i have zero luck with them, fucked a halfie once, thats as close as i've gotten. no idea how their bloody brains work, ask her how she wants her sushi stuffed?

>>24812616
men who fuck their waifu body pillows and live with their parents are.

>>24812617
Fuck it, I'm just going to press on. They love us whiteys, right?

>>24812625
Update: my phone can't handle emojis and it fucked everything up

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>>24812434
>>24812467

Pic attached is a selfie from dec 2013 - dec 2016 is my front pic on tinder, posted my shit on /soc/ a million times.

>>24812532
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>>24812546
>>24812550
>>24812554
>>24812567
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>>24812573
>>24812587

She's ugly though I can get the ugly ones, it's the ones who look better who I struggle with.

Also look what I did a few posts up, I put the minimal effort into merging them into one picture, stop fucking spamming and being a lazy cunt

>>24812456

I settled on some generic beach one for 5$ because I knew my flatmates wouldn't even appreciate the monet one.

>>24812471

Claim to be drew carry and fuck a few girls riding on his fame.

>>24812592
Alright

>>24812616
>implying shes only picking one man

top kek mate.

>Keep in mind that statistically, theres no way you can be the hottest guy out there and maybe someone better looking has confronted her.

looks dont matter, only to betas who think that dudes better looking have better chances

>Here's where personality substance plays a factor.

agree. but you know what, talk to her IN PERSON so close the deal early and get to c her irl ya nerd

>>24812692
How many ways can one photograph a beach? Or is it a range of beaches across the world?
The first cheap crappo one I see that isn't a bitch to flip is coming home with me

>>24812337
You are me

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>>24812704

It's really uninspired desu, they're new zealand beaches so they're good but I feel like I could come up with better pics on a day out.

This is the one I wanted, but I can't justify 25$ for a calendar for my toilet, even though it's so comfy and peaceful.

>>24812724
V nice monet selection. I feel like if you use it 365days a year- maybe 25 is ok. Though locally, I can have a custom one printed for 25

New Zealand beaches so cold and pretty. Doesn't take a good photographer to catch that place in a good light though.

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Was wondering if anyone could help me with my profile. I haven't had any matches over couple months. Can you help me change my profile so I can match girls ?

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2/2 pictures

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>>24812769

Open your eyes in your photos and correct the grammatical errors in your bio, also drop the car pics, you're looking for pussy not a bro

how should i change my bio ?

>>24812769
see
>>>24812800

>>24812471
Jump

>>24811874
You glorious faggot

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Rate my convos

>>24812692
Fuck me dead cunt, you should have bulk sluts swinging off your dong.

>>24812936
5/7 perfect score

>>24812692
So you're pleased you went from below average to average?

>>24812969

They try and I fuck it up

>>24812981

Without sounding like I'm on my own dick we both know that's not true aesthetic wise, personality sure.

>>24812304
>Tell them there total babes, but also tell them why you don't think things would work out. (Make shit up if you have to)
I usually tell them I have herpes.

To my surprise, it works.

>>24812936
how many of those ended in you cumming in or near those women?

>>24813016
Skype me brah I'll get your dick wet

>>24813102

i dont have skype

>>24813016
I don't know that it to be true, no. It might feel true to you because you came from an extremely low point and it's a big self-esteem boost to hit average. It might also feel true because you're comparing yourself to /soc/ denizens, where the average male is a 3/10. But it's not true.

And that's why you're not attracting any quality females. I asked my friends since I'm at university atm, and none of them found you attractive. Neither do I. Sorry. They thought it was great you were finally looking after yourself, though.

I think you'd be better off working on your personality/career if you want to attract the league of women you're seeking.

What are some good opening lines for when they have no information on their bio?

>>24813537
Hahaha the fucking insecurity and crab mentality. He looks fucking great and I'm willing to bet any sum you don't dare post a timestamped picture of yourself.

>>24813624
There's no basis for insecurity. But I'm sure regardless what I look like, your reception wouldn't be warm considering your agenda and emotional response. I'm just giving honest feedback.

It's possible to have an inflated self-image if all your friends and family are congratulating you about your weight loss compared to how you used to look, but you just don't measure up to compared to other men. You only measure up compared to your former self, and people on /soc/. Another reason why I can't find you attractive is because I know you'll have loose skin from that weight loss (the others didn't know!). And it's just a natural response to feel disgust about sagging flesh.

Really do wish you all the best! I just think you have to be realistic at some point to avoid disappointment.

do you just swipe right on everyone or only on ones that are attractive to you? because im doing the latter and im getting fuck all

>>24813653
Check the IDs you autist, I'm not him nor do I have an agenda apart form laughing my ass off at your obvious insecurity.

Do it, post a timestamped photo, let's ask the other people here how you measure up. Scared?

>>24812769
Don't be Albanian, people know your muslims
spread like a virus

>>24812981
You almost certainly don't look better than him. He's at least a 6.5 and would easily get 7s and 8s in rate threads.

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>>24812337
>dat "lol" at the end

>>24812692
you look like a non autistic version of the Chess world champion

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>>24812337

How to tinder if you live with parents?

>>24814206
Fuck in the car

or her place

or tell your parents you are gonna get some strange and too be cool

be crafty

>>24812456

lol femanon.. more like trap. no respectable females still browse this site

>>24812532

here the autist makes sure to reference his lap alongside first bite reinforcing sexual concepts in the fembots head.. her first bite will be his chode once he forcefully yanks her head into his lap.. this is the art of subliminal texting

just cause your Albanian doesn't mean your Muslim. That was raciest as fuck. out of 100 percent of population, 80 percent are christain and thats what i am!!!!

>>24813680
>just cause your Albanian doesn't mean your Muslim. That was raciest as fuck. out of 100 percent of population, 80 percent are christain and thats what i am!!!!

>>24813077
None, because that wasn't my intent. I'm not a filthy degenerate and sex outside of a committed relationship is degenerate.

>>24812344
I'd just reply, Christ is my last name, call me Jesus

>>24813537

lmao alright then bro, not gonna wait for you to post pics because youll be too busy hanging with your friends at uni

>>24814361

you type like a Muslim desu tho

>>24812356
say this OP

>>24812936

Cancer in a conversation form. Every single one of those convos

>>24814361
Judging from your bio and what you've typed here so far, you are illiterate when it comes to English. Might explain why you have no luck if you are trying to date in UK. You might be fine elsewhere I guess

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>>24814361
Yeah, I'm going to call you out on that.

Like I said, virus

>>24812337
You need help man. Normally I would say just practice talking to all your matches, but at that level you would no doubt fuck them all up. She called you hot as fuck for FUCKS sake. You need to watch socialization videos or get real life training before you get into tinder.
Keep at it though, you must have a ton of potential if you are really that attractive.

>>24813537
You are either a dedicated troll or have some serious projection issues.

>>24815594
It's only the hot ones that turn me into a sperg, This gives me hope that if I become attractive I can bang them.

>>24812471
stop looking like Tom Arnold

>>24815651
I'll be honest, that was autistic as fuck and I cringed hard. You're chad/10 looks judging by that one pic and seem like a pretty cool guy here, you just need to not be retarded. Take the front foot, only say dumb shit t hat's not going to totally put her off, don't change the conversation away from things like "your hot asf" to talk about fucking calendars, that sort of thing.

>>24812337
Wow you suck! That girl was hot, those cute red lips would have been wrapped around my cock then her cute face would have my warm spray all over it by nights end.

>>24816366
That was one of the more autistic things I've read today

>>24816328

If my autistic talk doesn't work then we probably wouldn't be too good together anyway. Good looking awkward/autistic women exist right?

>>24817144
Yes but they're not on Tinder, I know one IRL but it takes her fucking 24 hours to respond to anything

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Is this bio decent? women around here are more concerned about who you are what you drive and where you work/went to school.

>>24818498
Shorten your god dam job title to 1 or 2 words. Do something like this:

International trader for FNYS.
I got money and love martinis, almost as much as traveling around central and eastern Europe.

Northwestern University class 2016 stats/cs
B.S.
Getting masters or MBA soon
Detroit <3

Okay so I have a every Muslim name, but I a pretty chill atheist. I need help because I want girls to know I'm not one of those creepy middle eastern/Indian guys that lack social skills.

>>24814014
People here use 7 as average. You literally just made that person's point for them.

>>24818498
You sound insufferable.

>>24818945
Have pictures of you drinking or at parties, so you look sociable and aren't religious. Could take the piss out of the whole stereotypical Indian call centre worker using names like Barry thing that they do, but I dunno if it'd actually work