Hey guys looking to find an attractive girl that would like to

Hire a whore.

>>24795361
The entitlement is strong in this one.

Why would I want to fuck you OP? What are you bringing to the table? Before you bend me over it.

>>24795361
19 ain't even that long dude look at some of the dudes on here.... yes gaze into yer future

Are you even attractive? Seriously there are tons of guys out there to fuck. a 19 year old that hasn't been able to lose his virginity on his own probably isn't first priority.
lmao

>19
>Had virginity too long.

Nigga, you in the wrong part of town.

>>24795460
im average

>>24795465
If you can do me first time like your pic related we might have a deal.

>>24795465
Yea...okay...

>>24795472
i can definitely bring that to the table

>>24795478
Do you look like the guy in the pic?

>>24795486
not really an easy way to tell since its from the back end mostly but if you add me on kik or sc you can be the judge

my kik is tomvdrslt btw

aite hold up hos ima get in on this

32 m virgin los angeles

what am i bringing to the table? my virgin body.

you cant find that shit just anywhere at this age. its like fine bordeaux wine.

hmu on kik: zsasza

>>24795472
>>24795486
I'll fuck you like that no problem
>>24795460
My kik is gstoka

>>24795965
aren't you a fatty

>>24795965
you probably shouldn't call them hos ahead of time...

>>24799568
ayyyyyyy lmao

>>24799568
It's hard meeting new people since im going to be in the same classes with the same people for the next three years due to the small amount of people in my major.

>>24795361
you're in college

literally
> go to any heterosexual male
> say "fuck me pls?"
> 5 minutes later no virginity

girls aren't even good at being a girl

>>24799868
You clearly can't read.

>>24799868
I'm a guy bud

>>24795361
Eyy a fellow hokie. I'm a dude though. Gobble gobble mother fucker. Pussy is so ez here, what's your problem?

>>24799985
On that note try some clubs. The cave club has some ez bitches. They literally get naked at the parties, especially at the Halloween and Easter parties. There's lots of other clubs too. Just don't be a fucking sperg and learn to have a good time. Nobody gives a single shit about your insecurities.

>>24800013
I wish i could but I'm not old enough to go into the clubs there yet,at least past 9.

You'll be the one getting raped, son

>>24797726
nope. im decent looking with a decent body.

im 5'7 white about 140lb

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>>24800234
I meant like soccer club or quidditch club or something. Frisbee club throws a lot of parties. Snowboard club does a lot of drugs but it's mostly guys.

>>24801023
>quidditch club
What is this place? Hogwarts?

You hoes need to take one for the team and sleep with OP. You could be preventing the next Elliot Rogers.

>>24801554
If it could happen as depicted in OP's image I'd honestly be interested. If I lived near wherever the fuck he is. It's like my fantasy to be a slutty American sorority girl, not even joking.

>>24801622
Go to a frat party and say you wanna get fucked, problem solved.

>>24801631
I'd need to be on the right continent first but I have totally thought my way around that scenario a lot of times. In reality though I don't want to die or lose complete control of the situation.

>>24801642
I can respect that. I can only speak for the UK but I think you could still go to a party and chat to a nice looking guy, say 'wanna fuck me over a counter?' and probably come away with a decent night

>>24801663
I would need to increase confidence, daringness and outgoingness by literally 9000% to ever go through with that, but the thought is ridiculously arousing.

>>24801671
I get you, I could never pick up a girl like that, and would probably say no if it was offered 'cus confidence.

Ya'll aint the only ones who want slutty counter fucking, but yeh it's hard.

>>24801680
My nightmare: offer myself to a guy like that and have him say no. You've just confirmed you would say no even though you were the one who suggested I do it gaaaaahhhhh!

>>24801683
Cus I'm an insecure virgin. I'm pretty sure most dudes would jump at the opportunity, I would be shitting myself.

You'd maybe have to confirm singleness and alphaness before throwing it out there but, worth.

>>24801689
Sounds like we are both potential sluts whose confidence holds us back

>Shyness is nice, and
>Shyness can stop you
>From doing all the things in life you'd like to

>So, if there's something you'd like to try
>If there's something you'd like to try
>Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

>>24801697
Mmmhm.

My friends have said before I have a weirdly open and 'slutty' view of sex for someone who's never had it

I guess I'm just waiting on the first lay to let me get a feel for it so I can go out and be a slut without the worry of not knowing wtf is going on.

>>24801713
>My friends have said before I have a weirdly open and 'slutty' view of sex for someone who's never had it
Sign of a high sex drive? Good luck satisfying that itch! Over a counter or otherwise.

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I have a cousin who used to go to a bar, go table to table and ask if anyone wanted to fuck. His success rate was actually surprisingly high, somewhere around 20%. He was definitely not a virgin and had been picking up chicks in bars for years so you're not going to hit that at all, but if you just want to get it done eventually someone will say yes.

But really, get a prostitute if you're unwillingly to actually socialize. Pay more than $30. Wear a condom. Merry Christmas.

>>24801716
Maybe, idk if I'm hornier than most people, it doesn't come up in conversation that much.

Good luck to you too, hopefully our sluttiest will reach its full shine one day. Then it will be nothing but fucking an assortment of people on various surface!

>>24801732
I weirdly also want there to be food and spilled drinks and shit on the counter.

>>24801773
Thats so weird! There's nothing sexy about a girl with her face in a puddle of stale beer and crisps, ignoring it all because she's too busy getting fuck.

Nu uh. nothing sexy about that. No siree

>>24801799
Literally I want that, I want my hair getting messed up in puddles of beer and all these people around clapping and cheering the guy who's fucking the drunk slut. But I am sure it will never happen.

>>24801807
Are you getting passed around in this scenario or just one dude?

Basically how slutty is your inner slutt?

>>24801817
I could imagine both. Have imagined both! But a gangbang is getting even more far fetched. These are the kind of things that happen to Other People. And actually while they are both hot I think the idea of picking one guy and making his night is somehow hotter.

>>24801829
I like the sound of the second one; making lots of guy's nights regularly rather than all of them at once. Maybe save that for your birthday.

>>24801858
Is this even weirder: I'd want some guy to throw a drink in my face while I'm being fucked

>>24801868
It's not weird.

it means you've got a bit of a degradation fetish, but that's hot as shit really :P

>>24795965
Learn to hold a conversation with the people who respond to you

>>24801889
I'm glad you agree :P

>>24801950
From the guy doing the degrading's perspective, never wanted it for myself.

Nothing wrong with wanting to be a total slut but also wanting to be degraded for being one.

>>24801971
Yeah I'd assumed you'd be keen on dishing it out :P

>>24801982
Am I that obvious?

Of course I like dishing, especially when a girl's eager for it.

>>24802014
Even though you're an insecure virgin?

>>24802033
Insecure virgin's still have their fetishes and can talk sexily to people, we're horny too!

>>24802052
I know, I used to be one! Lost the virginity but kept the insecurity lol

>>24802067

Damn, I thought all insecurities vanished as soon as your dick was in a thing, or vice versa Back to the drawing board I guess.

>>24802074
Lol sorry to disappoint. It does help to be desired that's fair to say.

>>24802080
It does. If one person can find you incredibly sexy, anyone can, regardless of how unconventional you might look.

>>24802080
Damn right; getting a girlfriend breifly last summer made everything seem so much easier and me more confident. Never de-virgined but totally helped me feel better about shit.

Unfortunatly, she didn't get off to degredation

>>24802093
Ooh, you didn't try it on her and have it backfire I hope?

>>24802101
Thankfully no, we only had one chance to get sexy and her nan died the day it was meant to happen. Then due to a bunch of life stuff it didn't work out and we broke up :/

She wasn't that sexual I guess, we only did a bit of dirty talk and she wasn't super into it when it got real.

>>24802131
Sorry to hear that. You need to find yourself a closeted horny type.

>>24802158
Thats would be the dream.

One day, I haven't really had a chance to get out there since that whole saga happened so I've got hope. There's plenty of secret sluts out there!

>>24802184
Certainly are!

>>24801697
hey i'd def fuck u if youre offering lol thats why i made the thread

lol im actually surprised the thread's still alive. maybe there's hope for me yet. I forgot to add I'm 5'7-5'8 150 in good shape and both my snap and kik are tomvdrslt

>>24801936

lol i did. the other response was nonsense. i was clearly joking. its all good tho

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fuck dude serious ? your average and you want a hot girl.Like your v card is worth taking. feeling entitled much? get the fuck outa here. pic very much related

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>>24802278
HMU on kik or Skype like I mentioned earlier it's gstoka
I could give you the gang bang, or it could just be us with you giving me a good night cause you're such a good slut

>>24800544
I see your problem, you're way too short.

>>24805819
youre prolly fat with droopy tits and a flat ass