Fantasy assumptions thread, I'm pretty sure they're

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I'll start with a pic of myself.

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>>24795136
I'll start I guess

>>24795139
You look like you would be in fantasy if you could drink coffee all day and watch some show like Dr Who or Sherlock I'm gonna guess.

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>>24795139
Human healer that uses her virginity as a source of her magic. If virginity is lost/stolen you become a pipe weed smoking fiend and lose all interest in conflict. In fact you start a peaceful settlement where you and your people breed magical creatures and grow the dopest pipeweed in the land.

>>24795175


l e l

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Here goes nothing

>>24795139
looks like a vila to me. a foxy redheads with a wild look like she could totally turn into a bear or a snake or a heron or something and just kill you because you pissed too near her tree.

>>24795146
You are the silent brooding battle axe wielding tank. You only speak when you are shouting your battle cry. You grew up in a small village in the mountains as a blacksmith apprentice. You hate to kill unless you are protecting your loved ones or others from your village.

>>24795175
Tavern Keeper is is racist against dark elves, but total bros with the dwarfs
>>24795140
An infamous marksman who's sole reason for existing is to avenge the destruction of your dead mother's garden, which you tended to for your entire teen-adult life
>>24795146
A ranger turned thief who lost his eyesight in a battle where a dragon's bright flame got too close to your face. Your stealth is second to none
>>24795185
A pygmy sprite that is trapped in an amulet

>>24795185
You are the gimp. A band of outlaws captured you while you were in the towns kennels fucking the dogs. They cut off the dogs snout and ears and fashioned them into a hat/mask of sorts. Then they put a collar and leash on you, stripped you naked, and drag you where ever they go for shits and giggles. Eventually they realize they can sell your asshole to most of the priests around the land.

Fuck that God awful snapchat filter.

>>24795232
That actually made me laugh
And yea that's why I use it retard

>>24795246
Glad you enjoyed it. My sub par creativity really shined in that post.

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>>24795139
Daughter of the owner of a large plantation who dabbles in herbology / potion making
>>24795146
Stable hand
>>24795146
Bard. Definitely bard.
>>24795185
Twink-ish fairy guy. Advisor to head fairy maybe

>>24795292
So this guy >>24795146 is both a stable hand and bard?

>>24795313
Ah, my bad.

>>24795146
Is the stable hand

>>24795313
Goddammit.

>>24795175
Is the bard

>>24795292
You are the leader of a comedy/theatre troupe that is well know for their shows mocking well known lords and lady's. What isn't well known is that you also employ cut purses and con men that use the shows as distractions for their craft. You are successful for many many years and amass a fortune until you get caught fucking a Lords wife. He cuts your dick and balls off and makes his own comedy show in mockery of you. Fortunately your troupe mates help you escape but your reputations are tarnished. Yall then turn into the outlaw group that dragged >>24795185 around as a gimp.

>>24795343
Haha drank a little too much tonight?
And if I were to make an assumption of myself I'd definitely be a bard.

>>24795357
>cut off my dick and balls
Well that's an unfortunate turn of events

>>24795357
I'm starting to think this is your fetish something

>>24795371
Ah get over it. You still got mad amounts of gold. Plus you would have eventually gotten syphilis from all the groupies. That lord saved your life indirectly.

>>24795396
Can I re-roll my class with a new pic?

>>24795480
Yeah!

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Might as well post a pic here

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>>24795500

>>24795520
Shady apothecary that sells love potions

>>24795535
And the love potions are just roofies in 7up

>>24795520
You are the mysterious traveling merchant. Your wares are generally very valuable and extremely rare. But most of your income comes from the trade of illegal goods. Being on the road so often you also hear many many things. This makes you a holder of much valuable information. People generally fear you but you provide such rare products and services they must interact with you. Your closest friend is an napoleon mastiff.

>>24795521
You are a halfling who lives in one of the largest towns in the realm. You go to different taverns every night and bet the non local dwarves and humans that you can out drink them. Seeing as that you are merely a halfling they laugh at you and always take the bet. You drink them under the table night after night thanks to a special potion you bought from the mysterious merchant, >>24795520, that allows you to drink 10x as much ale as normal. The locals love you because you humiliate the tourists/nonlocals and are usually the life at every "party". Occasionally someone you bamboozled won't take kindly to your tom foolery and will ambush you on your way home, steal the gold you won from them and beat the crap out of you. But you make plenty of money to live comfortably.

Bumpin

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>>24795139
Rebellious daughter of a noble who helps the peasants
>>24795140
Son of a crooked innkeeper who murders his guests
>>24795146
Forest archer who is ambiguously criminal
>>24795175
Sgt. at arms for well-heeled noble
>>24795185
found the bard
>>24795292
mercenary for hire with a heart of gold
>>24795520
laid back, pipeweed-smoking librarian for a rich, eccentric noble who loves collecting ancient texts
>>24795521
Thief. You come across as a good guy at first, but slowly reveal your criminal nature. You're not a good-hearted criminal either, you hurt people

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>>24795292
pirate
>>24796133
grand druid

why do people even bother replying to egocentric faggots who won't rate anyone else?

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>>24796140
Leader of a band of thieves. You are cunning and resourceful
>>24796133
Wizard who lives isolated from civilization
>>24795292
Pirate who has a bigger heart than most of his shipmates.
>>24795175
Master swordsman that always provides good banter during a fight

>>24796140
>why do people even bother replying to egocentric faggots who won't rate anyone else?

Because otherwise threads die?

bamp

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>>24795139
Archer - Hunter skilled with the bow but not the best when it comes to hand to hand combat
>>24795140
Wizzard still learning how to control elements like fire or ice
>>24795146
Scout he draws maps and travel all around the world
>>24795175
Barberian dumb but super strong
>>24795185
Druid he can turn into any animal
>>24795292
Brother of >>24795175 he is less strong but more skilled on dexterity
>>24796133
Viking owner of a large ship
>>24796140
Ranger very skilled tracing animals and lost persons
>>24796150
Royal knight

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FUCK YOU MODS
CANT STOP WONT STOP

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>>24795139
The green mage, probably with a specialization in saprolings and small critters
>>24795175
The sassy bowman
>>24795292
Laidback swordsman with an eastern accent
>>24796133
Gimli-style dwarf
>>24796140
Brawny novice knight
>>24796150
Straight-edge paladin, paragon of justice
>>24797025
Double agent rogue

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>>24796140
Silent bountyhunter, that always comes out on top, a clint eastwood kinda deal.
>>24796150
Straitedge knight
>>24797025
Carries an axe, eats alotta food, lets his hands do the talking, simple, honest
>>24797035
>>24797049
The cruel king and queen, who are cunts and dont rate anyone else (the king is a closeted homosexual)
>>24797116
The apprentice of the straitedge knight(is shy and naive)

I am sick atm so i have sad eyes and look fucked up.

>>24796140

I didn't even realize as I was doing it but I guess you're right, the majority of the people I rated didn't bother rating anyone else

Rate you lazy cunts