IDEAL MATE THREAD him >open, natural and spontaneous; doesn't

>>24777396
Fuck... this is me.

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copying and pasting from the archived thread:
I'm:
>25/female/Ontario Canada
>Lesbian

You:
>female, cis or trans
>can be bi or lesbian
>ideally monogamous
>romantic, and into sappy stuff.
>shares some of my music taste (such as Neutral Milk Hotel, Broken Social Scene, Stars, Metric, Olivia Tremor Control)
>likes dark indie comedies and/or Citizen Kane/Velvet Goldmine
>likes classic simpsons reruns
>doesn't mind my left wing politics
>likes Pokemon Go, and/or will play it with me
>ideally lives nearish me
>skype is mahsocks
>pic is my favorite Pokemon, tell me yours in your first message to me so I know you read this

>>24777396

Mind extrapolating a bit on yourself?

>>24777396

Might as we just give me the points for free. My Skype is softchoice123

Her:
>smart, down to earth, passionate about something
>not a total sjw
>little bit nerdy
>patient but also very ambitious
>not a gold digger
>well mannered
>silly humor
>preferably not too extraverted

Me:
>Entrepeneur, hard working, very good business
>introverted, respectful, ambitious
>tall

me: short, skinny black chick
him:
>tall (6'+) & skinny/semi fit
>handsome, nerdy white guy
>jokes a bunch, is funny
>intelligent
>driven to succeed
>has similar music taste to me
>can appreciate art
>plays video games as much as me
>good morals

>is actually my ex bf
sad days

Her (or even him)
>Listens.
>Is pragmatic.
>Physical, likes to be touched and held.
>Willing to put some effort into the fucking relationship.
>Not defensive to the point of being unable to voice dissent around.
>Extremely competitive to the point where many nights we'll go to bed hating each other over a petty competition.
>Converts anger into something more positive.
>Likes a good argument.
>Not a helpless doe who needs more of a father than a lover.
>Doesn't get in the way of my career.
>Knows things I don't and willing to share them.
>Wants it rough and cherishes bruises.
>Accepts my hobbies and isn't silently judgemental.
>Doesn't shave her armpits.
>High sex drive.
>Likes camping and general nature activities.
>No ticking biological clock to deal with.
>Has genuine passions of her own, has some sort of drive to do something.
>Does not have some sort of agenda that manifests as "subtle" suggestions of what I should or should not do.
>Capable of making decisions.
>Bakes

Stretch goals:
>Plays MtG and is serious about it
>Sings well

Karen O

>>24777396
OP that's a huge, irrealistic laundry list of things you want in a guy. You better bring something worthwhile to the table!

>>24778261
>irrealistic
Unrealistic*

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Me 20/f/europe
>short and skinny
>not touchy or cuddly
>half normie half autismo
>very slow to trust people
>not very girly but sometimes I like to be cute
>no big plans, dreams or hopes. Just living day by day
>I feel 0 empathy towards people I don't know personally
>I'm often around people yet I feel still feel extremely lonely

Him or her:
>if you ever posted on the long hair thread and got complimented, then I probably find you pretty
>skinny, medium or fit. Not fat or chubby or anything like that
>socially retarded is fine but utterly socially incompetent isn't
>message me with your favourite colour
>so I know you're actually reading this
>not a cuddly needy carebear
>at least a little bit assertive
>little or no facial hair
>not older than 30
>likes the rain
>metalhead

Kik: hallows.eve

>>24778243
this!

>>24777396

her:
asian only
be submissive
big tits
know how to cook
know how to fuck
petite
short
don't look too chinky
preferably somebody super whitewashed. Plus if they had daddy problems and self-hate those asian gook men

me
6'2
overweight i think, but blonde + blue eyed + white = it doesnt matter
superior white cock
racist, at least i admit it

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Her

>complete redneck
>trad as fuck
>very conservative socially and politically
>loves guns
>religious
>good cook
>doesn't mind being a stay at home mom
>don't care about cigs but no excessive drug/alcohol use (pot heads gross me out)
>has to be from the south
>racist and anti semitic
>pro white

>implying this girl uses 4chan and isn't somewhere in the woods riding a quad or something like that

>>24778875
kek

>>24778920
Oh and me

>5'11
>otter mode body
>work at an auto body shop that i will more than likely own when the owner dies
>nice car
>nice apartment
>caring and loyal
>pitch black sense of humor

Ideal girl:
>21-30
>Shy is fine
>Kind is a plus
>Writer and/or Musician (not mandatory, but writing would be a plus)
>Likes staying in most of the time, but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>Enjoys trying food, not picky
>Can think for herself
>Is not afraid of sharing secrets or feelings
>Enjoys sex and being intimate (not required daily)
>Cuddle bug
>Doesn't want kids
>Reliable/Supportive
>Independent, does not mind alone time or when we don't talk all day (not clingy)
>Would love to have pets/has pets
>Loyal
>Honest

Me:
>25, male, white
>dark, long hair
>blue eyes
>introverted
>mostly quiet
>musician and occasional writer
>play in a tribute band to pass the time
>full time job, own a home, live alone

Kik/telegram: nazunalika
skype: on request
discord: on request

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>>24778945

Also, if you're out there, I received a message from you on kik (pic related, I also hid your kik id). You told me you played the saxophone, write, and have a cat... I didn't see the message come in right away. I responded to you, but haven't gotten anything back. If you're still out there and still interested, message me anytime.

>>24777396
That sounds a lot like me actually

me
>21/m/europe
>178cm
>i might be a big guy
>brown hair/green eyes
>i care about my hygiene very much.
>nature, sports (rock climbing, hiking, fitness, skiing), traveling, photography, music, art, fashion.
>My sport is my essence i need it as much as my music.
>Work in a fitness part time while studying fulltime.
>As fedora as it may sound a little bit oldschooly about behaviour i care a lot about how i treat other people.
>im intrested in many things and get interested very easy.
>romantic....
>i love deep movies like cloud atlas, the tree of life, there will be blood....
>no smoking, no drugs only a bit of alcohol i take my nutrition very serious.
>very ambitious about my career and dreams.
>extrovert mostly

her
>18-23
>idc about height
>sporty, this is the most important i hate grills who are lazy and dont want to have some adventures.
>Same interests would be nice but if you dont have them atleast be open for new stuff. :)
>be grounded about your life i dont like clueless people.
>dont say you cant, there is really nothing holding you back.
>dont be a child. ;)
>loving, sweet, you know theses little things like just remember things i like etc.
>drugs are okay, just dont be addicted and down all the time.
>funny. :)
>dont smoke i really dont like it.
>be open about what you like and what you dont like, tell me what you want!
>have that fire in your soul i love it when you have that little special feel.

If you would like to get to know me a little bit more im open for some chattings just write me, always happy to meet new people.

kik: Shitpostizmadude

Me:
>male
>20
>white
>around 5'11
>125lbs
>live in the UK
>currently working and going to college
>love travelling, history, video games and programming
>i don't smoke, do drugs or drink
>don't like anime and asian stuff in general
>skinny, not very muscular or masculine
>long dark hair
>clingy
>not experienced sexually
>i'm introverted and don't like arguing
>bit shy at first
>romantic and loyal
>i'm fluent in two languages

Her:
>female
>lives in the UK
>white
>18-22
>skinny or fit
>natural hair colour
>doesnt use a lot of make up
>introverted
>shy and awkward
>clingy
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>sexually inexperienced
>doesn't smoke or does drugs or drinks
>no tattoos or piercings
>can hold a conversation
>plays games other than overwatch, mobas and casual MMOs
>wants to live a quiet life
>doesnt like arguing
>not a weeb
>wants to travel

Kik: atazs

her
>20-26
>petite
>amazing eyes
>kinky and cute
>into bdsm and being a switch
>enjoys good food / cooking
>doesn't like clubs and going out
>like to stay at home watching movies and playing video games together
>is interested in tech / science to some degree
>is not addicted to her social media

Me:
>23/M/Upper Central US
>Biochem Student
>Average body, 6’2”
>Golden medium length hair
>In-between masc and fem
>Work in a cancer research lab
>Live on my own
>Doing grad work soon
>Like to lift, especially lower body
>Like to play vidya to destress (OW, League, DotA, DS)
>Enjoys shitposting and bantering throughout the day
>Very romantic and monogamous
>Love to cuddle
>Very sexually submissive

Him:
>Lives in US or will eventually
>Bearish/Stocky. Bulky muscle is sexy
>Masculine but isn’t a dick
>Emotionally aware and supportive.
>Reliable as a person.
>Decently outgoing socially. Likes constant conversation and banter over alone time.
>Sexually and Socially dom
>Loyal, Romantic, Affectionate, and Monogamous
>Likes to play vidya as well or wouldn’t mind getting into a few casual games just for couples time
>Clingy and Possessive. Fairly attractive trait
>Wouldn’t mind lifting together eventually, would like for me to cook him dinners while he’s bulking


Kik: kekandace
Ask for skype if necessary

>>24777396
What kind of weird BDSM fetishes? Also tell us more about you! I think I check a lot of your boxes

Me:
>25/M/US
>5'11"
>Big guy 4 u
>White
>Brown hair/brown eyes
>Senior in college, studying accounting(I worked for a few years after HS)
>Loves food and cooking
>Listens to mostly /mu/shit and some other things sometimes
>Likes general nerd shit (anime, vidya, tabletop)
>Libertarian/right wing

Her:
>20-27/F/US
>5'2"-5'9"
>Any healthy bodytype is fine, but thin/slender is best
>Student or employed in something she enjoys
>Isn't a really picky eater
>Will get me into new music
>Either likes autismal nerd shit or doesn't care that I do
>A little kinky would be nice, but too much

Also, if she would want to get /fit/ with me, or just encourage me in my attempt, that would be ideal.

Skype is Jiggaboots

>>24777396
Me
>21/Male/NJ
>brown hair brown eyes white boy
>i sing sometimes
>i play gears semipro
>im a dom
>pro gun
>Protective
>6'
>160 not fat
>i have a shitty job but im trying to get something better
>Agnostic Theist
>Constitutionalist
>I dont drink
>Im clean
>I dont smoke
>Metal, Rock, Pop-punk, Post-hardcore, Classical
>Single :[
>I work on cars
>I work on computers
>I do pretty good digital art
>Anyone can say loyal, i would never cheat.
>ISTP
>I get kinda clingy
>Im good at random cute shit
>I was abused as a child
>Dark sense of humor

Her

>Brown hair/redhair preferred but it dont matter
>Thick is preferred
>Loyal
>Into at least Light Bdsm
>Hopefully mentally healthy
>Okay with me playing videogames, as it is my stress relief
>Playes games
>Music taste doesn't matter too much
>Preferably conservative
>Has a good sense of humor
>Preferably not a man hater
>Straight or bi
>Respectful
>Looking for mirage and possibly children in a northern state

>>24779872
forgot contact
kik thatstudsean
Skype [email protected]

him
>older than me, mid 20s to early 30s
>educated and established
>dresses well
>likes to travel, try new restaurants, enjoys leaving the house every few days
>has at least one non-normie hobby that he is autistic about
>traditional values and politics, will ultimately help me become a homemaker/quit my job and will value/understand the trade-off that doing that means
>monogamous and isn't interested in threesomes, poly relationships, cheating, etc.
>into fitness, being healthy, and bettering himself, or has as an interest in doing these things if not already
>has friends and hobbies outside of me
>taller than me because i wear heels a lot

me
>a skinny girly girl that likes dresses
>has a degree and a career
>tfw wants to take care of her man and be a trophy wife but bills and responsibilities
>a bit vain, takes awhile to get ready
>likes going to conventions, drinking coffee, learning to cook, and browsing /cgl/
>submissive 85% of the time
>friendless

>>24777635
kik? :)

Me:
>M18, introvert, skinny/somewhat fit build, 5'9"
>love to cook, play/listen to music, photography, vidya sometimes, want to visit new states/countries, volunteer at various places (mostly animal shelters)
>going to college for a degree in criminal justice, then aiming to be a state trooper & possibly work my way up to detective or swat
>loyal & honest as hell
>really thick skin
Her:
>shares at least 2 hobbies
>funny & layed back
>monogamous
>wants to eventually adopt kids, maybe even have one of our own
>HAS TO LIKE DOGS
>average or above face
>basically any race (foriegn accents are a bonus)
>shorter/same height as me, skinny-thick
>medium length-short hair
>breast/butt size doesn't make me a difference
>has some sense of fashion
>just a sweet person really

No luck finding my dream girl so far

>>24780237
You need a degree to be a cop these days?
What the hell is going on?

>>24780398
You don't but;
1. I want to attend college just so I have the experience
2. Better salary
3. Spoke with a few law enforcment officers, they all said a college degree helps a lot when it comes to state/federal level jobs

Me
>30
>male
>attorney
>5'9, fit
>likes to netflix and chill

her
>have a job
>not be insane
>be height-weight proportionate

Crazy how hard these three things are to find in the USA.

>>24777923
>is actually my ex bf
I'm guessing the break up was recent and you're one of the people who comes here looking for a rebound.

>>24780126
You and I should talk. My kik is socthrower

Me
22
Kind
Creative
Too shy to handle
Amiable and adaptive
Lonely, maybe a bit needy
A bit pretentious but enjoys intellectual conversation monogamous
Not a hambeast, or a SJW
""""Nihilist""""
Bitter, has no one.
Critical

Him
Creative
Funny
Can entertain me somehow
Doesn't mind cuddles
Doesn't question me too much
Makes me feel validated
Tall, dom
I like gingers
A bit offensive is fine
Isn't in the STEM field
Dropped out of college or something to become a cook or construction worker or film maker
Isn't autistic
Not an arrogant brat
A bit sadistic is fine
Has or had some type of life
Critical
Athiest
Lol exists yeah right

>>24777396
OP seems like a good person. I hope they find their ideal mate someday.

>>24780126
Shojou?

her
>Within 4 years of me
>At least 3inches taller or shorter than me
>Has a bit of wanderlust
>Has some hobby she's a bit passionate about
>On the slim side of things
>Monogomous
>creative
>Not a SJW
me
>skinny, pretty introverted
>has a career
>Generally avoid large social events but I goto 1 convention a year
>Enjoys the simple things in life
>A bit of a cynic at times
>Lonely

her

>i love brown girls, indian, west indian, latina, i just adore the dark skin, princess jasmine was my first crush lol
>chill af, smokes weed
>smart, sympathetic and passionate
>adventurous, ive never traveled, it would be dope to travel if she can help me
>have enough nut and brains to put me in my place if im actually wrong or childish, my ex helped me notice my greatest flaws and i just feel a need to be kept in line, for im very selfish at times and dominant
>friendly and able to socialize well
>body type wouldnt matter, and no im not a disgusting fat shit who'd settle, im very sexual and i find beauty in most girls i meet, every flaw is beauty owned by no one else.
>and it would be dope if shes funny

theres def alot more i could dump into this but im schmackled

>>24780898

woops

me

>21 yrs
>im a 5'5
>7/10 muscle
>3/10 flab
>whiteboi
>very emotional
>very sexual
>big penis, helps dealing with being 5'5
>moderately handsome?
>looking to be a teacher or actor not sure
>from nyc
>barista at starbucks
>gauges


AMA :D

>>24780126
Yep, this is me.

Wtbgf

>>24780565
you actually sound pretty damn cool and your description fits me if you're ok with a bit older and non-ginger...got kik or skype?

>>24780565
hey, we might possibly get along.
i'll address each of your traits

>creative
i like writing and making music
>funny
i get this a lot but i can't be funny on command
>i can probably find ways to entertain you
>i love cuddling more than most things
>doesn't question me
this is a bit vague but i generally leave things alone and know when to stop prying
>tall, dom
not tall, 5'7, but definitely can be dom
>not ginger
>sometimes my humor is a bit offensive
>I'd rather die than STEM
>isn't autistic, arrogant, and only jokingly sadistic
>i've had many lives
>am a critical athiest
But i'm also pretty emotional and open minded.

feel free to add me on skype: akilol13

>>24780565
I honestly feel like I fit most if not all of your list. You seem pretty cool as well, I'd love to have a chat with you.
You can send me an e-mail at [email protected] if you're interested in getting to know each other

Me
>29/m/PA
>white, 6', average build, hairy
>beard and long hair
>employed
>empathetic, loyal, supportive, sarcastic, silly but knows when to be serious
>likes metal, guitar, animals, cooking, gardening, gaming, tv/movies, and nature walks
>dominant
>libertarian/voluntarist

Her
>younger
>shorter, nice curves
>longer hair the better
>can take care of herself, not entirely dependent
>relatively stable, sweetheart, sarcastic, empathetic, supportive, loyal, gets my humor
>can hold a conversation 50/50, wants to talk about me as much as about herself
>similar interests, but some of her own to help expand mine
>submissive, loves rough sex and cuddling afterwards
>will let me cherish her forever

kik - rawfulz

Her.

>will share her hobbies with me
>will be open about issue troubling her into of bottling and horribly using them
>will not use sex as a weapon and wants it as mutually as i do
>actually has goals and the ambition to obtain them through teamwork
>wants a family eventually
>will or does share my common interests and tries things i like
> height isnt a issue. Be between 5'0" and 5'9".
>weight is needing to be balanced by height. If youre 5'0" be around 160 if your 5'9" 230 lbs is fine. I like bigger, stretch marks is kinda turn on if they arent all over you back , belly and hips are fine, small bellys are nice too.
>will work slightly part time or do absolutely all the things i ask such as a nice meal occasionally, a date, keeping home and things orderly.
>if she is the primary income i will do exactly what i would want, cooking cleaning laundry is my responsibility.
>dates dates dates. Feeling alone and unwanted is terrible.
>not afriad to make first move.

Myself
>6'2" 300 lbs white
>self employed for now, learning a trade. I make okay money. Vehicle is paid for and i plan to buy a home in the next two years.
>will be open with troubles if it affects relationship, kinda keep somethings to myself
>grew up poor, do not believe in frivilous spending at all.
>no nonsense. Extremely loyal.

Me:
>short, petite brown girl
>engineering student

Him:
>nice
>clean
>respectable job
>ambitious
>funny
>brown so my parents don't kill me

>>24780517
I would never look for a relationship here. and no it was years ago

Me-
Late 20s
Chubby/curvy/tattoos
Short
Dark curly hair
.
.
.
>>him
Puts up with my car singing
Not a mommas boy
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't mind my interest in anime
Plays vidya with me
Doesn't want kids
Self dependent
Not clingy
Funny/synical at times
Board games
Not a financial dumbass
Not religious
Not racist/homophobic
Wanderlust
Not some weird crazy kinky freak, but not boring
.
Physical
Being on the heavier side doesn't matter as much as long as you look comfortable in your own skin and your face still has some definition to it.
Race doesn't matter at all.
Height doesn't matter
Good personal hygiene

Her:

Hot
Not a retard
No annoying views
No female bullshit (ie "I don't want to talk right now stop messaging me you prick" = "message me right now or else you're ignoring me you prick")

>>24780150
john714344431

>>24781261
Why post in this thread then? I'm legitimately curious.

>>24781292
I'll bite, i fit that description pretty well.

My skype is notbobjohnson

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>>24777396
Him
>25-30, bigger than me, pale, in shape, nice smile and dark hair.
>Actually fun to talk to. Smart, interesting, knowledgeable, full of interests, good at debating
>Not too politically correct, doesn't get offended easily, witty, loves bantering
>Empathetic, mature emotionally, good at talking about his needs and his feelings, doesn't get mad over petty shit
>Loving and very invested in the relationship, puts effort into making me happy and appreciates my effort, committed, loyal
>Stable in every aspect of his life
>Driven and passionate
>Somewhat frugal lifestyle, doesn't throw money away on useless shit
>Doesn't do drugs, doesn't get drunk often
>Wants to have a family one day, mildly traditional
>Sexual - kinky (switch), loves flirting and teasing, but not a thirsty perv
>Mildly introverted, is fine with staying alone, wants to still have a social life and hang out with his friends without me.
>Loves travelling - will go away on roadtrips with me (bonus points for actually knowing how to fix the car when it will eventually break down in some isolate shithole where no one speaks english), will backpack with me, will go to boring museums with me, will hike and camp with me, a bit impulsive

>>24782022
this is me, but what about you femanon?

>>24782022
>25
shit..

>>24782026
Huh. I'm very bad at this.

>24, 5'7", 140 lbs. Pale as fuck, green eyes, dark hair. Pretty average looking.
>Not depressingly stupid. I love debating, I know a lot of useless shit.
>Empathetic and not too much of a bitch, very upfront and open, rarely get mad (and pretty much never get furious)
>Not extremely sensitive
>Very focused on self-improving right now - eating clean, working out, trying to better myself as a person
>Very loving. I'm love spoiling my SO and I devote myself to making them happy.
>Domestic as hell
>In uni for a pretty demanding career. I need to work - I get bored very easily and I need to be constantly busy.
>Stable financially, own a house and a car, simple lifestyle
>Introverted as hell
>Don't drink enough to get drunk, I don't do drugs, don't smoke
>Want to have a family one day (and a dog)
>Visited over 20 countries over the last 10 years and I don't know how to fix my car.

Meh. I hate doing these things.

>>24782027
It's an ideal, I don't expect to ever find a man who fits ALL that list of traits I like.

>>24782091
well if you feel like chatting, hit me up trewolfe

>>24782022
>>24782091

well besides the age i fit the first alright
second: somewhat subjective but i fill it out pretty well.
third:done
fourth: i like to think so but thats my opinion rather than yours
fifth: yah
sixth:yup
seventh: i try to be
eighth:define useless shit....
ninth: there
tenth: yah
eleventh: perfect.
twelfth:more or less
thirteenth: i i can fix a car t totally >implying museums are boring

>>24782091
I mean, I fit almost all of your requirements, aside from being currently in shape and having the ability to do advanced car repairs (I can change tires and fluids, but who can't, honestly).

Here's my post, I'm on mobile now, hence the ID change.
>>24779667

>>24782111
How old are you?

>define useless shit
In general I don't want someone who buys stuff he doesn't actually need/uses. I usually spend maybe 50-100$/month on things that aren't strictly necessary (food, bills, gas), I cook everything from scratch, grow my own food as much as I can, rarely go out. I save more than half of what I earn.

>>24782121
>I can change tires and fluids, but who can't, honestly
I can't. I totally call my dad in panic if I need to do anything to my car, including changing tires.
I am even decent at most of maintenance stuff at home, but if my car makes a weird nose I'm pretty much calling my dad already.

>>24782145
22

>>24782161
>Id changing

>>24782145
You should probably watch him next time. The trick to changing tires is that the next bolt you loosen/tighten should be across from the last, and you should have all the bolts out/in before you remove any or tighten them back up.

>>24782174
I tried! I always helped him fix his car and motorcycle. I just can't remember what I should do and panic. Every time.
Thanks for the tips!


I'll add you later, by the way.

>>24782203
No problemo friend. And no rush, something went seriously wrong with my hard drive last night and I'm still trying to fix it.

her
>age and race irrelevant
>on the introverted side but likes to go out and socialize every so often
>likes anime or is at least ok with me liking it, and will give some of my favourites a try
>into art (like full-on, contemporary art, not just internet fan art stuff)
>into music with at least some overlap in musical taste
>will put up with my erratic sleeping patterns
>moderate-high sex drive
>has a bit of experience with or is at least willing to try with someone who has depression
>likes discussing stuff like exastensialism and time and somewhat abstract ideas
>doesn't smoke, light on the drinking and drugs
>open to different types of music
>will listen to my shitty music
>will look at/listen to me talk about my shitty art
>will hopefully think neither are shitty
>sexually submissive
>doesn't want kids
>has an idea of what she wants to do with her life
>has a nice butt/tummy/lips

me
>mid 20s
>artist/musician
>6 feet, on the skinny side. used to be toned but i've been slacking on my fitness
>i fall somewhere in the bottom left on the political spectrum
>fairly eclectic taste in music
>i get really passionate about hobby stuff i like (i could tell you tons of background information about how my favourite albums were recorded, etc)
>pretty much only browse /a/, i come here when i'm bored
>don't smoke/drink/do drugs
>socially awkward/quiet
>into fashion and dressing nicely (and will rant for forever about lack of variety in menswear)
>fall into patterns and routines easily
>i spend a lot of time splitting hairs and making weirdly specific distinctions between things
>constantly mad at myself for not being better in all the ways i want to be

>>24780565
>Creative
In my own way
>Funny
I make people laugh
>Can entertain me somehow
Challenge accepted
>Doesn't mind cuddles
Love them
>Doesn't question me too much
Not to much, but can't say I won't do it at all
>Makes me feel validated
Yah
>Tall, dom
Does 5'10 count
>I like gingers
Damn, I'm a brunette - haven't even inherited my dad's red-tinted beard like my brother.
>A bit offensive is fine
Like dark humour and banter yeah?
>Isn't in the STEM field
Heh, not anymore because...
>Dropped out of college or something to become a cook or construction worker or film maker
...dropped out of college from a STEM subject.
>Isn't autistic
Sometimes act like it.
>Not an arrogant brat
I tend to be the opposite with self-deprecation desu
>A bit sadistic is fine
A bit masochistic too
>Has or had some type of life
Had, I guess
>Critical
Check
>Athiest
And check.


Where are you from? I'm English.

>>24782837
I'm an americunt

>>24780565
Email is [email protected] if anyone wants to send pirated scripts my way

>>24781767
I don't have a Skype

her
>On the shorter side of the spectrum when it comes to height
>Ideally has stylish short hair
>Has a positive atmosphere and charisma
>I prefer slim body types but I don't really care about it much
>Pretty face
>Someone I can talk to about all my interests, perspectives and ideas about without being judged and is a good listener
Me
>Fairly tall 6 foot
>Have a sort Korean boyband haircut with bangs though not as good
>White
>I have a fairly feminine complexion with rosy cheeks
>I'm very good at talking and expressing my ideas with a large vocabulary
>My hobbies include all sorts of media and art including books, film, music and video games (to an extent), I'm quite interested in fashion though I don't have that much money to completely get into it.
>I like to write I went to a literary class in highschool and won some awards

>>24782993

East or west coast?

>>24783294
More east
Am I dropped ;n;

Me:

>Desperation brought me here
>20, M, 5'7", 140-50 black hair, brown eyes, funny looking
>in pleb community college
>not fit though not lethargic, malleable
>no job, i've been trying to get a good one for some time
>don't drink, smoke, drugs
>play a lot vidyas, since loner4lyf
>aspire to go into game design
>has a border collie

Her:

>not be fat with a flat chest
>would rather focus on making new memories instead of trying to "fix" me
>really all I need is for someone to distract me from me
>(Hint: I have said a lot of stupid shit)

Kik:_JellyLazer_

>>24783322
>Am I dropped ;n;
Nah, I'm still game - wanna chat? c:

>>24780565
Seems reasonable. I don't consider myself an artist, but I love drawing, painting, anything of the sense. I'm independent, in my choice career and enjoying life. I'm into vidya as well as board games. I'm 5,10, ginger status, and atheist. Drop me a message sometime.

Kik is elixus
Skype is exilius1

>>24783411
Yee cx

>>24783474
Add me on Kik? woollysoc

Why do people use kik and why is it only fuckboys that use it desu

>>24783624
I only use it out of convenience. I'm not a fan of email tag. Skype is #1.

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Me:
22-year-old Americlap Male, 6'3", average build.
Brown hair, usually doesn't look like a rat's nest, beard, usually kept pretty neat.
Glasses.
I read a lot of books, play video games, and watch movies.
That's pretty much all I want to say in a little snippet. I'm an open book when I'm actually conversing though, so whatever you ask I'll answer.

Her:
I like short girls, skinny to curvy, body type isn't really an issue as long as it's a healthy body type.
I really, really like blondes, but that's not a dealbreaker for me.

Introverted, but not to the point of being unable to go out to eat or to a movie, park, or what have you. I just want someone who would be more likely to enjoy a night in, relaxing in comfortable silence than someone who'd rather go out and party.

Artistic/creative types are great, I love seeing what people can make from nothing.

Willingness to try new things is a must; I'm always willing to try anything before I pass judgement, and someone to go on adventures with would be fantastic.

The biggest dealbreaker for me is someone that doesn't read. Books are a big part of my life, and I feel like whether you read trashy romance novels, philosophy, textbooks, or whatever "literature" could possibly come to mind, as long as you make time for yourself to read for pleasure; you've got something that people who choose not to are lacking.

Kik: ay_ronn
Skype: steversonian

>>24777396
>idc if he has baggage but i can't be arsed with people that aren't mentally sound. i'm sry but i don't want someone who is clinically depressed or extremely insecure
Fucking brutal. Man, I guess getting on top of bipolar disorder with medication and therapy ain't enough for people these days. You gotta be perfect from the get-go. Ain't that a bitch.

Me:
>23 year old average-looking white guy
>6'3, broad-shouldered
>230lbs and dropping quickly (2 months ago it was 245lbs); mostly muscle from high school & D1 football though. In process of following Scooby's program from /fit/'s pinned thread to burn off another 45lbs and get slim/muscled build.
>2 degrees, physics & chemistry. Trying to go to med school. Got both degrees explicitly to get a >50% chance of getting in; not interested in continuing on in either field.
>Good at football, even better at paintball. Cool with hiking, climbing, swimming. Hate running but it gets the job done. Will not cycle for any reason.
>Bipolar disorder (unfortunately). Very controlled with relatively low medication (as far as my condition usually goes) and years of therapy. I've done everything there is to do to manage & minimize this problem.
>Sexually: hypersexuality is a symptom of bipolar disorder. That's all you need to know.
>I like fucking with my friends (nothing actually malicious). I like friends who fuck with me right back. We're twisted, sue me.
>Politics aren't all that important to me but I'm pretty firmly center right. MAGA.
>Not religious, don't mind religion or religious people either.
>Trying to be more laid back, less stern/serious. Used to be extremely arrogant but learned how small I am in the world and knocked it off.
>No real hate for anyone but racism/sexism/etc are stables of my humor.
>I just like hanging around people (I can talk to most anyone in a bar), having a beer or 2 once or twice a week, smoking hookah while I'm studying and working.
>Quit smoking cigarettes, weed and other shit years ago.

>>24783828
Her:
>21-30 (could spring for a woman up to 39 years old)
>Strictly monogamous; open to kids but ok without 'em either.
>Race isn't a big deal.
>I like big tits and childbearing hips, but I'm flexible and neither is a requirement. I like anything from /sma/ to /thicc/ to /chub/. Long hair I'm a little less flexible about because I like that shit.
>Be nice. Don't hold hatred in your heart.
>I don't care about your education or career level. That's up to you, not me.
>Don't be an SJW (of either end of the political spectrum).
>Be cool with watching me play sports, exercise and eat healthy with me.
>Conversely, smoke and drink with me.
>Every once in awhile put up with my school and work related science bullshit.
>DTF once per week, absolute minimum. Ideally a few times per day, but I'm happy with a few times per week. Cannot deal with once or twice a month.
>Be accepting of the fact that I have and manage bipolar disorder. Don't hate me when I have a rough time every now and then. Sometimes I can't help it.

That last one is key. I've run into so many girls who can't do it and it sucks shit.

>>24783828
>>24783910
You sound pretty cool.

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skype is propane.accessories
kik is pr0pane

>>24782091
>>24782022
>>24782145
HMU this is me
>>24779872

>>24783987
Thanks. Where's yours?

>>24783828
kik? I'd love to talk to you about med school and science female btw if you care

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I literally JUST control F'd to find this but of course it shows up after I make a separate thread, oh well.


Her:
>Weebish
>Kind of a shut in
>Enjoys video games, has a steam ID
>Able to engage in comprehensive discussion
>Romantic
>Has kinks
>Long hair
>On the shorter side
>Likes music discussion
>18-20
>Smokes weed

Me:
>18
>Male
>Did martial arts
>Plays vidja
>Studying mechanical engineering
>Smokes weed
>Tends to say whatever comes to mind
>6'1
>Black hair, think Elvis and or Space Dandy
>Watches anime

kik: l0rdregent
SC: lordregent

>>24784860
super_random_name

Her
>caring
>ambitious
>not a gold digger
>good taste in music
>not a complete sjw
>bit dominant in sex
>clingy

Me:
2 m
Slim
Introvert
Problems with anxiety

>>24785776
Forgot age

> 20

>>24782022
This is pretty much me to a T except I don't want kids. Shame, that.

>>24785819
That actually sucks.

lol okay
him:
>doesnt force me to do sexual things past my boundaries
>nice catholic boy, doesnt do many bad things
>stable like a horse (im laughing at my own joke rn)
>doesnt sexualize every girl he sees
>isnt a big flirt
>wont cheat
>isnt alt-right extremist
>can defend beliefs and not be obnoxious about them
>maintains hygeine and looks decently but not narcissisticly
>is funny or atleast makes self laugh
>above a 7 (i view myself as a 7/8 and i want someone likewise. but my rating can be totally different than others.)
>has an intense intrest in something (not videogames. i mean musical instruments or coding or math, something that requires a talent)
>not a bum
bonus for him
>looks like ezra koenig or jake gyllenhaal or shares qualities
>german or european
>can speak german
me
>short
>naturally brunette but strawberry blonde dyed hair/ long
>white
>catholic gal
>german
>love for music and playing music
>can be social but id prefer a night in
its really hard to describe myself so if u want to talk to me and fit most of my ideal qualities (i didnt make this for nothing) my skype is milksea2

>>24786281
I got like 7-9 or so out of 16.

him:
>not a fatass
>white or asian
>has a good career
>takes care of me so I don't have to work

me:
>under five feet
>less than 100lbs
>big tits
>weeaboo

>>24786281
Typed in milksea2 nothing came up

>>24786296
Kik?

>>24782312
I...I guess i fit your description of a dream girl. And you sound REALLY sweet but sadly im a lesbian: c

Me:
>Asian, 5' 10/5' 11, 21
>Pursuing degree in applied math and econ with a focus in French; graduating a year early with four full time internships under my belt; near 4.0 summa cum laude track
>Highly ambitious entrepreneur (tax practice), future investment banker, IRS Enrolled Agent (IRS' highest tax credential)
>Outgoing and good with people when I want to be
>Internally highly calculating (run probability in my head)
>Wannabe CFA, JD-MBA, PhD (math, stats, econ, or Comp sci)
>Invited to work on a math paper with two PhDs.
>Aggressive and forceful
>Extremely kinky
>Open to new experiences and love to travel (been to four continents andlfe countries)
>Minimalist (I have 20 copies of one outfit)
>Highly rational. Will ignore personal feelings with respect to accommplishing my goals which are prioritized as follows: a) finish tax business setup, b) graduate, c) get into Harvard's 2+2 program

My parents are not helicopter parents. I'm one of the few intrinsically motivated Asian kids.

I'm very laissez faire with personal relations, but upon initial impression, people seem to think Im meticulous and have impossible standards.


Her:
>Any age that I can relate to and not cause unnecessary strain on my social circle: introducing a new relationship that strains my social group is benefitting myself at their expense, which, in my opinion, is wrong. This person would need to be able to stay neutral or positive with my social circle until we get to know each other.
>5' to 5' 7
>Easygoing
>Emotional (be the part of me that covers what I lack)
>Independent
>Weird
>Sub
>Likes to cuddle
>Only values money as a source of stability (fuck gold diggers)
>Strong, consistent principles
>Pretty attractive
>Any race
>Curious about the world
>Intelligent
>Likes to banter and fuck with me.
>Massive sex drive (to match mine)

Don't care if my partner doesn't work a normal job, but I'd still want them to do something though (maybe art or charity work?)

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Her:
>18-24
>light hair and/or light eyes
>no tattoos
>white
>straight
>extroverted or talktative, but antisocial
>very weird
>cynical and judging
>pretentious
>doesn't do drugs
>clingy
>heart filled with hate

Me:
>22
>very long, light brown hair
>white
>introverted
>picky
>monk-like
>traditional
>read and listen to music a lot
>have a career

skype: baldrvargr
kik: MorthVargr

Her
>clingy
>hates going out
>has something to sperg over
>needs lots of cheering up
>brain problems
My kik is mrdespair1990

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Me
>26 Male CO
>6' 140 lbs
>austistic af & cynical
>studied infosec & computer engineering in college
>former electronics repair tech, now work with linux webhosting
>trying to intern for NASA as I'm obsessed with space and feel trapped on earth sometimes.
>independent, have been for a while
>like cyberpunk/mecha anime and shows like mr robot / got
>taoist/pantheist spiritually, ancap politically.
>ptsd/mdd - very rough history that i keep improving
>not really into sex
>hobbies include learning, building software and electronics, drawing, and exercising
>420 friendly

Her
>over 21 under 30, anywhere is fine the closer the better.
>intelligent
>skinny
>listens
>10/10 god tier cuddles 24:7
>ambitious
>not spoiled / ungrateful
>not a flake
>excellent chef b/c i suck at cooking & need real food
>trades massages so our bodies dont hurt so much
>plays vidya but manages responsibilities
>good taste in music
>shares memes
>loyal af

Joining the hopelessness.
>22 yurodude
>currently finishing radiotech diploma
>guitar, ukulele, drum player, want to be able to play lots of them
>hobbies include but not limited to weed, music, liquor, vidya and cooking
>aversion for future planning
>subsequently I like to do whatever as long as my friends are included
>main form of interaction is humor and puns
>daddy issues

Her :
>smiles a lot
>cynical
>doesn't mind getting hammered every other day
>can take a joke and makes some of her own
>has ideas for weird fun stuff to do

>>24780126
>>traditional values and politics

Well, fuck. It was too good to be true.

>>24786281
>>24786288

I got to 14/16, but since I can't be arsed about religion and I'm probably not a 7+, I'm no better off than you.

>>24786828
Wanting to do well for yourself is a great thing that should be encouraged and not criticized but the way you went about presenting it was very poorly done.

Girls give zero fucks about the stuff you listed. Sure they like money but all your details go on and on about shit they just don't care about. If you want to make your goal of making money a selling point, the right way to go about it is to include one brief line about being "ambitious", then talk about a few hobbies or interests that require wealth, for example, keep the bit about travel. Also, money as a selling point doesn't work well at your age. Girls usually want to date slightly older which puts your target range at 18-19. These girls want the fun guy, not the rich guy.

Your post also comes off as pompous and lacking self awareness and lacking social awareness. Yes that should be fixed in a post but more importantly, that vibe is going to come across in person. It's paramount that you patch that up.

Something also doesn't match up with the credentialism you're trying to pull. Entrepreneur for example is on a totally different track than an investment banker. Or for example, graduate education is almost always specialized in one field, and you listed a bunch. The impression I get is that all you can really say to sell yourself is "I do alright in school", and you tried to fluff that up as much as possible to look as impressive as possible.

I don't know why I'm even helping you because now I remember running into a ton of guys like you at social functions. I would be chill and try to have a good time yet these guys would constantly passive aggressively try to insult me.

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Her physical aspects aren't that important to me.

18-28
Asian/Caucasian/Latino/it doesn't really matter if you're cute.

+ On the shorter side
+ Paler skin
+ lighter eyes
+ Natural lighter hair
+ Doesn't have excessive piercings/gauges
++ Doesn't have or has very few tattoos
++ Freckles
+++ Hygienic
+++ Skinny/petite, chubby/curvy is also good
Bonus points for Latino with blue eyes

Her habits and hobbies are more important then her physical aspects.

+ Play's PC/video games with me
+ Doesn't smoke
+ Doesn't 420 Blaze It
++ Likes animals especially dogs
++ Occasionally drinks/only socially
++ Enjoys discussing politics, religion and the state of the world (doesn't have to agree but is able to do so without getting upset)
++ Prefers to be challenged over comforted by a piece of art/media.
+++ Doesn't use hard drugs
+++ Not into the party scene
+++ Interested in firearms (must be at least ok with my interest in them.)
Bonus points if she plays p&p RPG's and the occasional board game/card game.

Her character is obviously the most important part to me.

+ Not too extremely introverted or extroverted
++ Forward and direct about what she has to say
++ Not too submissive or overbearing, a balance between the two.
+++ Is a loving and affectionate person
+++ Ok with me doing/saying very corny and cheesy romantic things
+++ Monogamous
+++ More traditional/old-fashioned
+++ Interested in having children and starting a family

This is probably terrible formatting and I doubt there's more than one girl on here like this.

>>24787532
Anyhow, here's what you need to do. You need to work on your social skills, as in actually allocate time to work on it. Only doing well in school isn't going to cut it, period. If we're talking about shoulds, doing well in school can be a strenuous effort so for a regular guy, working hard in school should be all he needs to do. Problem is, you're not a regular guy, you might be above average in the things that you think matter, but you're below average in the self awareness and social department. This is important to fix not only for getting girls but also for your future work life. After that, you have to ask yourself if you want girls now or later. If you truly live up to the patient and diligent Asian stereotype, you can wait until you're doing well financially and get older women. If you want girls now, you need to work on being fun and attractive.

>>24787611
Money still helps for this, you can dress well, go to a lot of social functions, etc, but you will have to invest sweat equity that money can't buy, things like grooming yourself, the actual time spent going around doing things. You're not going want to spend this sweat equity because as you're working on it, your mind is going to think, I've already worked hard in school, why should I have to spend more effort on anything else. The problem is, the world is how it is, should has no bearing. You can either spend more effort on this kind of thing or you can fail socially, those are your options. As far as attractive goes, how you look is how you look, short of plastic surgery, there's a little you can do to improve things but not a lot. However, despite what girls say, how you look is of huge importance to them so even if you can only improve your looks a little, that little bit is worth every ounce of effort. Since you're Asian, the standard looks advice doesn't apply. What you're going to want to do is go for the kpop look, go as gay as you can tolerate. Do be thin but don't bother with muscles. I can tell you from personal experience as a muscular Asian that the vast majority of girls prefer the kpop look. The kpop look has to be well put together btw. The gaudy name brand everything Chinese FOB/tourist look doesn't work. This means yet more sweat equity working on your style and fashion.

The final note to all of this is that all of this is that all of this effort can net you a girl but said girl likely isn't worth it. I'm assuming you're a virgin, I don't mean this as an insult, just a matter of fact inference based on your lack of social awareness. The relevance is if you haven't had sex, you might vastly over rate it. Pizza is literally better than sex. It's not just sex, literally >99% of girls make your life worse both emotionally and practically, if you somehow find a girl who makes your life better, marry her.

>>24786828
perhaps the most asian american post i've ever seen. congratulations

>>24787658
>Do be thin but don't bother with muscles
A lot of what you wrote previously had to do with breaking the stereotype that asian men are effeminate pussies.

Telling them to be like those kpop celebrities is counter productive. Maybe only fobs form Asia would prefer the kpop look,because culturally its something that's normal.

American culture is quite the opposite. That kpop look is too feminine.

>>24787769
First, breaking the stereotype is your stereotype of how "self improvement" should go. What I wrote had nothing to do with that. What I was going for along was the lines of be yourself with the caveat of a chill version of yourself. Some people are effeminate, some are masculine, trying to be one or the other isn't being yourself. That's why I said as gay as you can tolerate for the kpop look, not gay period.

Second, you're looking at this the entirely wrong way from a numbers perspective. Being slightly more attractive to girls from a general standpoint is useless. What is useful is being very attractive to enough of a subgroup of women. Girls don't bother with guys they're somewhat ok with, there are too many guys like that for you to even register in their minds. It's possible that the kpop look is too feminine for American culture but that's totally irrelevant because it applies on a general scale. Girls who wouldn't like the kpop look are likely negatively predisposed to Asian men to begin with. On the other hand, girls who are positively predisposed to Asian men would like you more with the kpop look. To fit in with American culture is to hedge your bets which is bad for the reasons discussed earlier. To move in the direction of an extreme like the kpop look could make you less attractive on a wide scale but it will make you much more attractive to a niche and that's exactly what you want.

Me

>I am a 27 year old female in the US
>I am not super thin and I'm not obese
>I have a full time job that I adore
>I am very friendly and outgoing but get worn out quickly
>I love animals and have a few of my own
>I play video games often(mostly League of Legends)
>I love movies and TV shows and often quote them in every day life
>I'm not a big fan of social media(I dont have a twitter, tumblr, instagram, or snapchat)
>I have been described as sassy and a smartass
>I show love with sarcasm and jokes as well as physical affection
>I am a pretty positive person and like to see the good in everything
>I'm realistic and down to earth and understand I have to work for my happiness
>My biggest negative is that I have a fairly bad panic disorder but I don't let it effect my relationships


Him/Her

>In the United States or Canada(im okay with long distance for the right person)
>Between the ages of 21 and 35(I prefer older rather than younger)
>Not too thin and not obese
>Outgoing and social when required but not against spending time indoors
>Plays video games(ideally League of Legends) and willing to play with me
>Has goals and aspirations and is actually motivated to achieve them
>Has a job or is in school
>Has a passion of some sort and wants to teach me about it
>Is goofy and silly with their partner and not above making fun of each other on a constant basis even in public
>Will sing Disney songs with me
>Wants to be best friends as well as partners but also has friends of their own(dont make me your only social outlet)
>Loves animals(this is a must)
>Intelligent and witty
>Not a pessimist(doesn't have to be an optimist but Debbie Downers get old really quickly)
>Realistic and down to earth

Bonus Points: Glasses, beard(male), adorable voice(female), and a killer smile that makes me melt.

skype - DefinitelyNotClerks

Please include your asl and a fun fact about you so I know you actually read this far and didnt add me just because I'm female.

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me: 19/male/Connecticut, US
Straight [spoiler]and Black[/spoiler]
>6'2
>likes to write
>working out in the gym
>currently in uni
>150 lbs, otter mode af
>plays vidya
>learning how to draw more proficiently
>about to take piano lessons

Her
>18-25
>about 5'5
>likes to play vidya
>traditional
>goes to church
>respects family
>hispanic
>close by of course
>may be a little thicc, but not obese or fat
>outgoing or shy is pretty gud

Ask me for more details if you want. Pic is me.
Skype is autistic: soniciscool3

>F
>20-29
>Into good lit (Joyce, Borges, Vonnegut, Bolaño, DFW, Cortázar, Chekhov...).
>Into music and has good reasons for liking the music she likes.
>Into movies from all times.
>Dislikes small talk.
>Likes long conversations.
>Has her own substantiated opinions (probably not religious, but if she is, she has 'good' reasons).
>Sexually open minded.
>Drinks.
>Smokes weed or doesn't mind about other people's smoking.
>Not obese, nor extremely thin.
>Hates dogmatic thought.
>Loves to travel (even if she can't right now).
>Speaks more than one language.

>>24785776
I'm just like your description kik?

>>24789071
Hey there. This is me >>24788052
I think maybe we should talk?

>>24789342
OK, but I don't play lol and my humor is pessimistic sarcasm (although that should make me actually optimistic, right?). Do you have kik?

>>24789419
I don't but I can make one.

>>24789477
You should, I fit your description as well.

her:

-intellectually curious
-can discuss challenging concepts like morality, politics and philosophy without completely melting down
-wants 15 kids (seriously)
-between 2-8 years younger than me
-home schooled, hasn't been to college/university (fuck that antisocial Feminist indoctrination BS)
-enjoys socializing, but can be a little shy
-in decent shape, muscle tone isn't important but health is
-avid reader
-[relatively] emotionally stable
-not emotionally abusive or manipulative like most women are these days
-cooks/doesn't think taking care of the house as a SAHM is demeaning (it's not)
-A couple inches shorter than me (so 6 feet or less)
-Prefer white or half-ethnic at most. Sorry but I just want white looking kids that look like me.
-strong willed
-decently independent and low maintenance

>>24789477
Add me when you make it: edantes7

>>24789501
Non-white = ethnic?

>>24789518

Ethnic is a bit of a slang term for non-white here. I know everybody is technically ethnic but that's how it's used. Maybe it's just a regional thing.

>>24789526
I see.

Me:
>26
>American
>enjoys reading and learning history
>affinity for European culture

Her:
>white
>early to mid 20s
>wants to have children
>no piercings or weird tattoos
>intellectually stimulating
>shares similar interests and views with me, but they don't all have to line up
>non smoker or willing to quit
>European that is willing to move to America
>knows more than one language

throwaway e-mail if anyone cares: [email protected]

>>24778945
What if I fit all of this, but I would like to have kids later?

>>24789618

Why do you explicitly want a European girl?

>>24789632
Then you should talk to me, because you sound great.

>>24789632
Or talk to me, post some contact info

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>>24780565
I somewhat fit, i have an issue with mosts attempts at the conceptualization of "nihility" as "Nihil-ism", -isms (ideology) is bullshit, all this we can talk about (postmodernism, hyperreality, deconstruction, etc.)
-kik: blackpoolgraves

>>24785922
Meh, I don't expect anything out of /soc/ so it's not really a big deal. I actually don't want a seriously relationship anyway.

On that note, might as well do my ideal:

>Decently attractive
>Preferably pettie and relatively thin
>Meshes with my personalty, as a friend more than as a partner
>Enjoys sex for its own sake
>Not clingy
>Participates in/enjoys my very vanilla fetishes
>No STDs, on birth control and willing to abort if it comes to it

Really, I just want a fun FWB that I'm attracted to. Last GF kind of turned me off the whole relationship thing for the time being.

>>24780565
Of course it wasn't enough for you to put nihilist between quotation marks.

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Her:
>19-25
>Canadian lives Ontario ideal would be near Toronto or within driving distance
>White, brown, asian
>is real about shit and doesn't beat around the bush.
>chubbyfat not grotesquely fat
>not a Normie
>Good sense of humour and know how to run with a joke, not easily offended. Can dank meme like nobodys business.
>plays vidya that isn't exclusively Moba/ASSFAGGOTS or mobile phone shit and would love to play games together.
>not a picky eater not afraid of most foods would love to find new places to eat or buy shit to cook things together on weekends.
>be totally rad of she could sing or played an instrument so we could make music together.
>Caring and affectionate
>has no problem striking a conversation always up for some talking
>interested in going to see theatrics and musicals
>looking for someone to seriously bond and commit too
>social drinker and toker

Me
>23
>5'7"
>ENFP definitely got that fatherly/big brother kinda of vibe going
>builtfat/and slimming down because of work.
>night owl
>diesel mechanic apprentice making mad dosh
>Great sense of humor almost nothing offends me and a I'm a top tier punner and a bit of a memelord
>easygoing and very humble
>music nerd love getting lost in record/music stores. I listen to too much music and I used to browse /mu/ religiously at one point. Been listen to rap and beach pop and surf rock as of late. Willing to listen to new genres. I can also play the guitar and just picked up the ukulele.
>Video game nerd (PS4, Wii u, 3DS) Currently playing overwatch, destiny and shin megami tensei iv apocalypse
>intense wanderlust will drive anywhere out of curiosity on weekends
>has a car
>close band of friends that are basically family
>can cook/bake food like some kind of culinary wizard
>can conversate about literally anything
>smokes ganja

Kik: Postmutant93
Skype: Post-mutant93

Hit me up with your dankest meme Pham tbqchwy

>implying Canadian women exist on 4chan

Time to Sudoku myself

>>24777396
I hope that this is somewhat fruitful. That and I'm bored af right now.

Me
>27/M
>Working on a senior thesis for undergrad
>IFSJ if it matters
>Super loyal and patient
>Friendly and approachable
>Homebody
>Intelligent and talkative
>Love talking of any subject
>Physically affectionate
>Huge nerd
>Not big on multiplayer games, but can try if asked
>Love tabletop/roleplaying games too
>Can get to be somewhat naive and slow witted
>No drugs or tobacco; alcohol only socially and never in excess
>Not too much into getting fit; despite this I'm not obese. I do keep a hygiene, so there's that

Her
>F/20-34
>Any, literally any, body size is okay so long as it's not accompanied with eating disorders
>More on the introvert side; outgoing is okay but don't expect something similar from me
>A more dominant personality is preferred; introvert is okay but don't expect a dominant personality from me
>Can keep a conversation, better if she can also initiate one
>Well educated and/or intelligent is preferred
>Is physically affectionate
>Not into drugs or smoking, this is important
>Is a nerd in some way
>Must be supportive rather than judging

Skype: [email protected]

Hit me up!

Me
>M 27 Australian
>6 foot
>white, pale
>Slim
>unorthodox looks
>hormonal imbalance and genetics makes me look like I'm 20
>wide hips
>long messy dark brown hair
>bright blue eyes
>thick glasses
>enjoy being alone
>taught myself to code at 11
>dropped out of high school because I found out I could
>work instead
>ambitious career wise
>now CTO of tech startup
>play multiplayer video games with friends to wind down
>drink a lot
>enjoy going out
>can't read signals from women very well
>takes someone else to tell me a girl is interested in me
>have romantic trust issues from previous bad relationship
>break through that I'm kind, loving and incredibly supportive
>relationships are made of two equals
>habit of sacrificing myself for others
>love talking to people about things they're passionate about
>have phases of becoming fascinated in weird subjects or communities
>thirst to travel but want to share it with someone important
>sexually a switch
>love foreplay as much as sex
>spooning is one of my favourite things
>watch anime & read manga occasionally
>letters to a young contrarian is my approach to politics, mostly a centrist
>love dad jokes
>enjoy modifying my car to go sanic fast
>knows 0 people will reply to this


Her
>lives in Australia
>20-30
>tall chicks are hot but don't really care about height
>not materialistic or vain
>cares about appearance
>gives people the benefit of the doubt
>mutually trusting
>understanding and forgiving of others
>has a job or studying
>ambitions for a career
>has a hobby or something she cares and is excited about
>waits all season to binge a TV show when it's finished
>not too religious
>will endure random bear hugs from me
>lets me put it in her butt sometimes
>play video games together
>wants children some day

kik: love.letter.for.you

>>24790663
1 unrelated reply

>>24777396
Physical:
> Female
> 20-25
> Very small, likes to be picked up
> extremely sensitive body, slim
> No piercings

Non-physical kinky stuff
> Submissive but not excessively so, I like a bit of fire
> likes to be teased
> relatively sexually inexperienced but wants to explore it with me
> high libido
> Bit of an exhibitionist
> bit of a perv

Non-kinky stuff:
> bit of a nerd (likes anime, vidya)
> dedicated, monogamous, believes in true love and soulmates and all that
> care a lot more about spending time with your partner than you do about going out and socializing (when I'm in a relationship with someone, its us against the world)
> Bit of an artistic streak
> Likes to cook
> A bit needy, texts me often, I like to know that you're thinking of me during the day
> Enjoys the snow
> Enjoys dressing up in different outfits, especially sexy ones
> Likes teasing/being teased
> likes animals
> Genuinely likes me, enjoys my company, and tries her hardest to make the relationship work long-term, rather than just depending on me and expecting me to do everything to 'fix' it if we have a rough patch

that last one might sound salty but I've had a few bad experiences with girls that have really got under my skin. Really makes you feel unwanted and replaceable when you hit a rough patch and the girl just expects you to be the one to do absolutely everything to fix it while she just mopes, and the biggest thing I want in a relationship is to feel special to someone, to feel wanted

Me:
> 30 m
> dark hair, kind of tan (portuguese ancestry)
> Stem degree, looking to get into doctorate
> 6'4
> chubbystrong right now, looking to get back into working out after new years (usually try to work out)
> long hair/beard right now, but that can change, not permanently attached to the look
> Like reading about history, philosophy
> Not huge into anime but will watch it with you
More but comment is too long
kik: megicman if you're interested and want to know more

>>24786828
>I'm very laissez faire with personal relations
>>Aggressive and forceful

???????????????????

Her:
Pretentious educated NYC Jew
Open about feelings
Loyal

Her:
>exist
>doesn't have kids

That's really all I want

I think one of these days all the guys in one of these threads should all list their height at 6 foot or higher.

I'd actually be really curious to see what would happen then.

>>24789680
Because the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

Also, this is an "ideal" thread, not exactly a requirement.

>>24789632
My mind could always change. I'm 25, so I have plenty of time for decisions to be reversed and what not.

Her:
>18-30
>White
>Cute
>Into the paranormal (or at least not against it), or is a witch
>Any bodytype not outside of normal ranges, preferring definite curves and wide hips
>Can handle weird humor
>Not a feminazi
>Likes video games, cartoons, anime
>Does not have major psychological problems (or they are under control)
>Has impregnation / pregnancy kinks (optional)
>Wants children at some point (not optional)
>Actually relatively local

Me:
>25/m/California (925 area)
>Long hair, glasses
>6' tall
>Hilariously long tongue (benefits obvious)
>into the paranormal, make talismans
>Work IT, good with computer
>Psychologically and emotionally stable
>Have awesome sounding singing bowls
>Have a Vive
>Says obvious things out of a habit
>Omnifriendal
>Unoffendable, laid back
>Can throat-sing
>Decent cook
>Radio voice (so i've heard)

kik wozlord

her
>norwegian
>conservative
>wants kids
>around 20 yo
>virgin
>blonde and blue/green eyed, but i aint picky
not much else i can think of

me
>19
>lives near oslo
>tad shy, but manages in social stuff
>economics student
>conservative

skype: raumarici

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Me:

>Male, 19, North Carolina
>Heteroflexible (Will only date/marry women)
>Kissless virgin by choice
>5'10" and 135 pounds
>Not very hairy
>Feminine body
>Brown hair and eyes
>Borderline hipster glasses
>People say I look like Clark Kent and Rivers Cumo
>Likes wearing grungy jeans and rock t-shirts, loves oversized sweaters
>Likes Steven Universe and Filthy Frank
>Likes classic rock and rap mostly, can listen to anything
>Musically talented
>Can draw
>Wrote a novel once
>Can be naive and boyish
>Fuckton of kinky fetishes
>High sex drive
>Easily aroused
>Loves innocent affection
>Getting back into anime
>Does not play vidya anymore
>Has a job
>Depressed but not suicidal
>Does not do drugs but wants to smoke weed
>Smokes a cigarette/cigarillo once a week or less
>Has a southern accent that sounds slightly black
>Would not drink alcohol
>Beleives in LBGT rights but is annoyed by over glorification
>Hates feminism
>KIK: kurdtmorrison


Her:

>Any age between 18 and 40
>Any skin color/Race
>Any height
>Any weight between 90 and 300 pounds
>Preferably chubby
>Kind and sweet
>Loyal
>Preferably kissless virgin
>Will rp with me
>Likes the same music as me
>Has a creative talent of some kind
>Can be a NEET but has to have ambitions
>Must be able to tolerate a foot fetish
>Preferably in the United States
>Will love me for who I am
>Won't try to change me
>Wants a loyal white boi who will spoil her and be nice to her

Her:
Small/petite (tfw manlet)
Athletic
Has a passion
Good hygiene
Kind
Funny
Likes the outdoors
Has goals
Has/wants a career
Sexual

Just lookin to chat with someone, have snap and kik

Me:

>35
>white
>chub
>hairy
>wizard
>reclusive but not terribly awkward
>no friends
>educated
>shit job
>eager to please
>low sex drive

Her:

>25+
>White
>Red Hair
>Hippie/hipster/gypsy/MPDG
>High sex drive
>Wants/Needs something "open"
>teases me a lot, bullies me a little
>turned on when guys bully me, instigates it
>pothead, exacerbates the sex drive
>not afraid of stronger substances

tamlin42 on skype

Him:
20-29
White
Conservative, but not nazi
Career-orientated
Affectionate
Likes to dance and playfight

Pretty much those things.

Me: (f)
24
Pretty much the same.

>>24794698
Can you post about your interests, hobbies, something else? I match nearly everything but I want to know if we could eventually hit a conversation up.

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>>24794520
Me:
Canadian
5'6
Dark blonde hair
Pale
Hazel eyes
Fit/athletic
Going to school to be an EMT
Working to pay for school
Like outdoors, reading, cooking, travel, anything physical
Looking to talk and see what happens from there, ask away

Snap: ewok.wells
Kik: Ewok627

>>24794698
This >>24794827
I match, but that doesn't say a lot.

>>24794908
>>24794827
I'm silly. I like studying, cooking, traveling, tea, big cities, fashion, doing everything the "correct" way. I don't do drugs. I'm nonchalant about how others live their lives but I care about how my family behaves. I like reading non fiction but I banned myself from that. I'm easy going with people except in the bedroom.

>>24794982
>doing everything the "correct" way
Hm, okay I don't think that I will ask any further. Last time I had a relationship with someone like this I just couldn't feel safe around her without being harshly judged about everything. I couldn't be myself and that hurt like you have no idea.

>>24794998
Ok, sorry to hear that.

>>24791397
Cheeky fuk

Her: no real hair color preference
White
Not too extroverted
Not a huge liberal sjw
Me:dirty blond-brownish hair. Kind of hard to pinpoint
White
Kind of a mix of introverted and extroverted. I believe the term is ambiovert.
Moderately conservative, do not like sjws, hardcore liberals.

>>24794982
Why'd you ban yourself from reading non-fiction?

Me
>white girl
>small waist, big hips and thighs
>5'8"
>ISTP if it matters
>has a job
>smokes
>needs a lot of space

I like cooking, crochet, video games (3DS, gamecube, PC), fishing, and film.

Him
>white male
>healthy weight
>plays video games
>will read or sing to me
>likes children and animals
>has a job
>controls his temper
>believes in traditional gender roles

Kind of vague but when I think about it too hard it seems weird to post this at all. Leave your kik or discord if interested.

Me
> Cynical
> Sick of how stupid other people are
> Have gotten obsessed with finding someone like me
> Alienated, finds it difficult to want to keep or make friends
> People do like me, I just don't relate to 99% of people
> Dominant conversationally, tease in conversation
> I am talkative but introverted
> Confident
> Blonde
> 5'9
> I am genuinely attractive
> I am genuinely intelligent
> No severe mental illnesses (went through an anxious 'can't go out phase', but over it)
> I am a virgin
> Generally Sexually submissive


Him (Again, want someone like me)
> All of the above +
> Agnostic - or if Atheist, only Atheist as a default 'don't know' option; does not push how being atheist is 100x more logically sound than anything known to man
> Attractive to me (White, long/tortured look face, not over 6 foot)
> Generally Sexually Dominant
> Does not think he is smart because started a company, made money or is studying medicine
> Do not care about age
> Do not care if NEET right now
> Do not care if smokes or does drugs

>>24777396
>25/male/scottish
>straight

her
>female
>bi/straight whatever
>committed
>appreciates having time to herself as I do
>intelligent
>has ambition
>not fat
>secret nymph

>>24795263
I'm if you wanna chat
>>24790663

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Been posting an image for a long time but I guess I'll listen to people for once and word things more positively and see if it helps at all.

Me
>21
>Male
>Skinny-ish
>White
>Canada
>6'1 or 6'2 depending on how fucked up I want my posture to be
>Sleeps a lot
>I can cook well, but I'm not particularly great at much else
>I play a lot of video games, mostly stuff like the Dark Souls series, stealth games, and weeb shit like Danganronpa. I do play some multiplayer stuff though.
>Anime is okay but it has to have an interesting premise for me to really get into it.
>I really enjoy horror and spooky supernatural stuff. I like to do stuff like exploring spooky abandoned places for fun and go for a lot of walks at night, still generally stay inside all day though.
>Fairly antisocial and introverted, have kind of an awful time meeting people, so mostly I just shitpost.
>Occasionally pull mean anonymous pranks on people I don't like
>Kissless virgin
>Kind of crazy, can get a little obsessive depending on the person in question but it's not really a big deal
>Dislikes sports, but can play darts pretty well

Her
>18-23
>Anywhere
>Preferably skinny
>Pale is good
>Enjoys video games beyond Skyrim and Minecraft, anime, and sleep
>Dark or wacky dyed hair is the best but it's generally whatever
>Introverted
>Also likes spooky things
>Maybe a little snarky and mean, I find conversations with these kind of people a lot more entertaining.
>Likes to cuddle
>Monogamous, won't cheat
>Maybe also a little crazy
>Wants the kind of relationship where we just don't give a shit about much else besides each other and just spend all day fucking around doing random shit or messing with people for fun.

if you're interested in duct taping a harmonica to the bottom of someone's car so it makes a fucked up noise when they drive and makes them panic, hit me up.

Discord is what I mainly use now, and that's
>despairwave #8734

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me
>male
>fell for the college meme
>strong jaw and cheekbones, short brown young businessman style hair
>cynical and selectively argumentative
>get along better with people above my age bracket
>find people my age hard to mesh with, uninformed
>dry sense of humor that's well received
>thinks people are generally not fun in an almost autistic kind of way
>used to do weeaboo things but largely phased it out
>slow to anger
>not liberal, more realist

her
would be fine with even a few of the above
>not prone to anger
>not unhealthily overweight
>offbeat
>won't drag me to six things a week

Me
>trying to mash hunter gatherer lifestyle with agriculture and Internet
>doesn't have life together but is working and has poetentinal
>5"11 173 just quit smoking used to be very physically active, starting to workout again
>kind of talks a lot
Her
>social
> dresses femiene but not like a basic bitch
>is chill and likes rough sex and the same stuff I do
>we should drum and fuck outside

Idk I like dirty blondes

>>24795565
>Not over 6'

Interesting, so you want a guy you're own height? Did that naturally develop or was there a particular person or incident that led to that preference?

Don't care if smoke or does drugs, but do you?

I get the impression (along with describing yourself as talkative but introverted) that you mean what you say in this post but don't actually think a compatible person would come of it. I hit most of the notes aside from not being blonde and not relating to 99% of people. Closer to 97-98% for me, a couple fewer people can go fuck themselves than by your standards by the sound of it.

>>24795565
>People do like me, I just don't relate to 99% of people
feels bad man.
I match with you on everything aside from blonde and submissive, also not always dominant in conversation.

Not sure about attractiveness either, I'm average.

>>24795791
just realized there's no contact information, skype is lineartape

>>24795263
I feel as if this could have a chance of developing into something
Kik: eldareldareldar

>>24795565
I can relate to just about everything you wrote and I fit your description except for being a hair over 6 ft...do you use skype or kik?

>>24795802

Realistically it is 97-98. With that, I do get along with people on whatever superficial level, I just spend every interaction I have with them upset that they're not different and that I can't talk to them how I would like to. I do not smoke or do drugs.

With the height thing, I have this attachment to finding someone super relatable to me and if they're too tall, I lose empathy because in whatever gut animal reaction way, they feel too different from me.

>>24795856

skype live:darkcorneremail

>>24795807

I added you. Also that was a half assed 'won't find anyone' expectation post. I didn't want a match on blonde or submissive.

>>24795861

I getcha, it's incredibly easy to just adapt a 'small talk' tone, relate to what they're saying, etc. Occasionally I might challenge the conversation by expressing a strong opinion or disagreeing, but it usually just ends up with the other person either getting upset or not wanting to engage anymore because I didn't keep everything Stepford.

That's interesting on the height, I can certainly follow the logic and understand that emotional state. I only notice people's height when they're taller than me, which might be more of a male insecurity thing, but probably has more to do with the fact that it's very rare.

I can't help but think this is somewhat contradictory to your stated preferences on sub/dom dynamics. Is that perhaps just more of a guess for what you would like or is there nuance to this that I don't see?

Not to say it's a complete contradiction, empathy and sexual attraction are not the same thing.

>>24795870
ah thank you kindly, request sent.

>>24795882

I've given up on challenging, because unless they're agreeable and super apathetic, my opinions offend a lot of people. I would rarely express what I felt a few years ago, now I just say 'uhuh'.

How tall are you?

Sub/dom is not a guess. I don't see height playing into sub/dom that much for me. I'm very very rarely intimidated by people, and even less affected by things like someone looking dominant, through height or whatever else. It can even trivialise the dominance, because it's not something under their control. I'm just numb to that.

> Not to say it's a complete contradiction, empathy and sexual attraction are not the same thing.
This is completely true, but I'm also more sexually attracted to men 6ft or under. Past all of that, if you were like the absolute ideal guy but tall, it wouldn't matter. I wouldn't notice. This is all like theorising and fluff.

>>24795902

I totally take back 6ft under. That's complete bullshit. Any height is fine.

>>24795565
Where do you live?

>>24795902

I am a bit spoiled because my roommates and I (not always, but usually) can be direct and frank with each other so when I can't just be that way in general, with people I do and don't know well, it's very stressful and frustrating, makes me want to disconnect from most situations.

Do you ever get that really powerful urge to end an interaction? You're not anxious or off-put, but it's just a vapid exchange that you become hyper-conscious you want to end?

>Totally take back 6ft under

Heh, no need. I get where you're coming from and this is an 'ideal mate' thread. Compromise helps form the foundation of a relationship of any kind but that doesn't negate preferences.

That said I'm 6'4", and before you ask, the weather up here is nearly identical to 7" lower and it's absurd you would think that air pressure and weather patterns would differ significantly on such a small scale.

As for all other points, as mentioned not blonde but can you go into some more detail on the 'long/tortured look face'. I have an idea in my head but not sure if it's right.

>>24795942
>I am a bit spoiled because my roommates and I (not always, but usually) can be direct and frank with each other so when I can't just be that way in general, with people I do and don't know well, it's very stressful and frustrating, makes me want to disconnect from most situations.

I have this with a few close friends at a time.

Do you ever get that really powerful urge to end an interaction? You're not anxious or off-put, but it's just a vapid exchange that you become hyper-conscious you want to end?

Yes haha

Just come skype with me anon, we can talk about the face haha

>>24795950

Skype but as long as you're not just concentrating on how you match up to what I want, and taking me because you'll think I'll take you. As opposed to me matching up to what you want.

>>24795950
This skype, right?
>>24795870

Totes already sent a contact request, I mentioned longer posts and the name starts with 'sanity'.

32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza

> not too ugly
> not too fat
> not too black or asian (not sure what that means)
> not too insane
> not too mean

i dont even feel like i have low standards. still virgin lol

>>24794698
>>24794982
My big question is what country are you from?

>>24795565
Even coming from a descartean position (forgetting about how he somehow posited the basis of solipsism still ended up concluding god exists), taking the time to say you're an agnostic about god doesn't make much sense. Do you also take the time to say you're an agnostic about Bertrand Russell's orbiting teapot? One has necessarily to be an agnostic about everything, but once you're dealing in pragmatic terms, you act as if you were an atheist about faith based stuff. Don't you?

>>24795565
This is my post >>24789071
I've hit you up on your dark skype

Her:

>around 5'5" to 5'8", basically average height
>white/asian, healthy weight, bonus points if you are ginger but I like all hair colors as long as you take care of it
>curvy is good I like boobs n butt but it's fine if you're a plank of wood
>weak for dimples so if you have them you're wife-tier automatically

Can't think of any physical things beyond that. I'm not too picky.

>genuinely good person, honest, loyal, kind, communicative. Does good things make other people happy and not take herself look good
>Not overly materialistic or vain. I want to treat my girlfriend to make her happy, not because I feel like I'm obligated to in order to keep her around
>Artsy in some way. Drawing, writing, making music.
>less sexually experienced the better but just don't have an std please
>will do something with her life and not just be a trophy wife sort of figure. Have a personality, interests, hobbies etc
>it's ok if you don't have friends but please don't cling to me every second of every day
>will play vidya with me occasionally, or will at least tolerate me playing vidya.

That's about it.

Me
>severe social anxiety
>loves insects
>ok with my partner cheating
>virgin
>likes to draw
>extremely quiet
>atheist
>lazy but thin
>kinda attractive
Him/her
>ok with silence
>sexual freak
>not fat
>big cute eyes
>likes bugs
>preferably emo, but not mandatory
>some level of social anxiety
>will not show any kind of affection in public

>>24796677
You're a guy or girl?

>>24796677
How do I contact you?

>>24796693
lol don't be so desperate

Me:
>18/f/
>biology student
>extroverted
>5"7 130lbs
>small tits big hips
>bottom left of political spectrum
>loves nature, natural remedies, spiritual healing
>into vegetarian cooking
>sexual super sub
>short dark hair
>into classic rock, psych, prog rock etc (but open to pretty much anything else)
>soft spot for anything STEM


Him/Her:
>preferably older
>vegetarian
>left wing
>has a career or interest in STEM/anything nerdy
>not a super insecure shy introvert
>dark hair
>likes it rough
>romantic/soppy but definitely not clingy

>>24798325
I fit all of these except I'm not strict vegetarian so idk how absolute that part is...dated vegetarians before and have no problem cooking vegetarian...the rest sounds perfect, kik or skype?

>>24798346
Kik is robynjjayne (2 j's!)

I don't think you can really trust anything a person says when it comes to describing themselves so I'll keep this as short and to the point as possible to avoid embellishment.

Me:
>Male
>24
>Life in order, apartment, career, house soon
>Blunt
>Uninterested by the majority of people
>Enjoys taking care of the ones I have an interest in
>Sexually dominant


You:
>Female
>Honest
>Life in order, living space, career, or knows what they want

Cruelty is dull. Everything else comes later.

My end game involves living somewhere cold, mountainous, and with as few neighbors as possible.

I am moving through my path in life with a severity that I keep for myself - I would like to have someone equally as vicious by my side.

All interaction is dancing in the dark. People trying to discern meaning in the sound feet make when they touch marble floors. Language unique to each person, inviolable, vulgar, serene. Finding someone to converse with, really communicate with, is my goal.

Kik - Kazelot
Skype - Sinkingheads

>>24795263
Kik is randommang

Me:
>male 5'8 UK/NL/BE
>travels a lot
>19
>brown hair, slightly skinny but nowhere near under weight.
>interested in deep conversations, not opinionated, always want to learn from debating.
>quite into games.
>currently studying.
>typically dominant sexually, but love anything really.
>libido of a rabbit but I'm good at being patient, I don't get frustrated.

Her:
>18-24
>not overweight but being a bit bigger is fine, health is important to me.
>has at least some interests in vidyas.
>isn't impartial, has a view to discuss.
>will put up with my desire to debate or discuss something every now and again.
>likes it moderately rough
>desu I would probably ignore everything I described if she just had red hair because Hnnnnnnnnng...

Discord is probably the easiest way to contact me. However I doubt she exists: @Gween#1224

Or my Kik: Shroomiecloud

Me
>21
>Dude
>6'
>223lbs (on my way to 200, dropped 40 already)
>Enjoys; Movies, Camping, Fitness, Vehicles, Fishing, Video games, Roller skating, Reading, Learning new things
>Works hard in factory, hoping to find a trade to learn or eventually pursue a career.
>Wants; To travel, settle down eventually (like one kid hopefully a son), Own a home and multiple vehicles, grow old with or without you.

Looking for
>f
>close to my age
>small grills are qts, but I'm not picky just shorter than me and brunettes are pretty hot
>Going to school or hasomething a career(isn't expecting to be 100% taken care of)
>Can cook
>Likes to drive
>Is girly girl but not scared of camping
>Family oriented
>420 is okay with me
>Most importantly pls hve a nice butt

Kik is randommang
(Obviously none of this is set in stone)

>>24795263
my kik is pr0pane

>>24795565
>sick of how stupid other people are

I'm not denying they might be much less introspective than you but saying that so bluntly is edgy and dumb too

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I'm an acting student (very passionate about it) living in Scotland. Male, 22 years old, city is Dunfermline (1 hour away from Edinburgh).

She is
>18 - 24 years old
>curvy (big tits, big ass, wide hips, thick thighs, etc.)
>short, 165 CM and lower
>likes it super rough
>nice, polite, honest, a cutie patootie basically
>independent, but won't mind being the house wife once I become into a successful actor
>also becomes my best friend, we hang out, chat, go out somewhere, play games, watch movies and listen to music together
>likes to tease, act dominant or in charge when we're together in public, but is a super sub once we get to the bed
>a bit of a weeb or doesn't mind that I weeb out every now and then (it's not often)
>interests can be almost anything but I love long discussions about life, philosophy, politics, psychology, etc.

If you're somewhere in Scotland, or UK in general, you can contact me on:
Skype - g1ebguy
Kik - glebguy

>>24787658
Holy facebook post, batman.

>>24794698
>>24794982
You sound like you'd be nice to get to know and talk to

Me
>22/M/New York
>5'10'', best brows, caucasian
>Studying English lit and philosophy
>In a technician program at a local med school in the city
>Work at a bookstore and hospital with even more prospects upon graduation, I'll spoil you
>Into music and reading mostly with other scattered interests, I'll play Final Fantasy occasionally

Her
>5'6'' or shorter, pocket-sized cutie
>Healthy weight, hygienic, preferably into fitness

We'll cook, go to museums, play games, read, travel and watch movies together
We'll stay inside all day and bake ten banana breads while watching the entire Miyazaki collection
We'll take hallucinogens and light off fireworks in front of a police station it'll be fun I prOMISE

Leave your thing if you wanna say hi. Kik preferred

>>24795565
What part of the world do you live at anon.? You soyynd right interesting. East Coast of the U.S. here.

Just to be sure, you are a female right?

>>24801712
Me
>5'2
>Medievalist
>Introvert
>Scholar
>3.5 GPA
>ocasionally games
>general huge nerd
>20 F Philly

Kik me: Lady_Pendragon

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me
>24/m/ohio
>stresseddd
>making money
>does computer shit, software engineering, will likely talk about programming at least once in your presence
>laid back most of the time, but a real go getter if shit needs done and no one's doing shit
>want to get out more, going places alone is kinda the pits though y'know?
>plays vidya, watches movies, boring af basically
>one rip-roarin' cool duderino

she
>just wants to hang out and be dumb
>likes to chit chat a lot
>nice legs/ankles
>thinks going places together is fun, like the grocery store, or out to play volleyball
>doesn't smoke, I don't smoke, smoking gives you bad breath and requires you to put the window down while driving and it's fucking cold in ohio during the winter and I ain't got time to deal with the window being down when it's cold out
>is caring and supportive, and not just going to shut down and not listen to anyone when shit goes bad in her life and be open to other caring and supportive people
>doesn't just sleep around, friends before lovers or something, why are people so impatient with relationships? How are you supposed to love someone after knowing them for a day
>but feel free to be flirty, idk, we're only human

wew boy, sweet release of death
hit me up on kik @ buttsmackenzie

>>24802809
Which medieval fairs do you go to each year femanon?

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I'm
>20
>white
>cis
>male
>bisexual
>/fit/
>5'5"
>physics major
>Two dogs, like training them / cross-country running with them
>like camping, boxing, baseball, fishing, hiking, carpentry, local politics
>like vidya (retro FPS/RPG, zelda, fightan games)
>like books (myths, sagas, fairy tales, poetry don't really read anything contemporary)
>like music, playing piano, singing (choral stuff, i sing in a church choir, folk music, country, classical, some avant-garde stuff and some punk)
>like talking, chatting
>don't really watch tv but it's ok, the office is cool, seinfeld, old simpsons, american dad
>kinda racist / polack sense of humour, nothing too serious in beliefs tho (did vote for trump)
>used to drink / smoke / do drugs / lots of self-destructive behavior, don't do it anymore and kinda have a disdain for it
>sort of into dom/sub roleplay, kinda want to have sex with someone after beating the shit out of them or vice versa, wrestling, pinning, then sex
>like impregnation / breeding as an idea but obviously not quite ready to have kids yet
>like commitment / monogamy although sort of down for threesomes in certain cases
>like cuddling
>like dressup (not necessarily cd, but kinda close)
>got a huge thing for anybody in a fur coat / fur trim / fluffy anything, real autistic obsession of mine

Him/her
>Any height / size, I like my women a little thicker / bigger and my men a little skinnier, but I've really never been picky and I can't imagine it mattering to me
>Open-minded
>Likes talking about vidya
>robust and down for adventures in the outdoors
>likes dogs
>not whiny
>affectionate, loving, likes being doted on and likes to dote
>likes wearing cute clothing, especially for me
>likes furry / fuzzy things
>thinks tradition / ritual / physical aspect of life is important and cannot be denied
>likes to chat about philosophy or life or the meaning of the universe, thoughtful
>thinks marriage and kids would be cool (or at least good with kids)

pls respond

>>24780126

Hey you sound like someone who'd compliment me very well, email me at [email protected] and let's put that assumption to the test.

>>24781292
>>24786281
>>24794698
>>24795263
>>24795565
skype: mrfritzer

>>24804481
Hey you seem pretty awesome to me. Kik me @ emmajamesey

>>24804481
Hey kik me @ emmajamesey