assume away, be honest be brutally honest if you feel the need,

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>>24777189
Studies STEM subject.

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Do your absolute worst.

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>>24777189
You look like you work at a startup company
>>24777668
I can't see your face well enough to assume anything so....uhm....you're sexually attracted to windows?
>>24777955
You look like you frequent european night clubs

>>24777998
total bitch

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>>24777189
Likes glasses. 7.5/10

>>24777668
Likes to be artistic and not look at the camera. Can't tell/10

>>24777955
Idk 6/10

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>>24777668
From Russia
>>24777955
Stays a lot on /soc/
>>24777998
Likes metal

>>24777189
Probably some shy ass dude who is lame but is smart and works hard enough.
>>24777668
Probably die like Kurt Cobain but nobody will know your name.
>>24777955
Weirdest person I've ever seen
>>24777983
Typical fat person, not great to look at.
>>24777998
I'd let you suck my dick at a party, probably pretty annoying normally.
>>24778018
You look the exact same in every picture you could make one of those videos that goes through a lifetime of pictures and you would have that same stupid expression on your face in all of them.
And that look is shiiiiiiit by the way.

>>24778032
5'6

>>24778033
Damn, nigga.

>>24778067
You are fucking white, don't call me nigga unless you buy shady shit from me or we know each other in excess of a year.

>>24778078
Damn, negro.

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>>24777983
Has really bad eating disorders >>24778018
Wants to fit in the nu male kind of fashion
>>24777668
Doesn't shows his face cuz he's insecure about himself
>>24777998
Tries too hard to be "nerdy"

>>24778086
Not to mention that stack of meds on the table you fucking nut.

>>24778092
>has really bad eating disorders
Hold the fucking phone.

Before I get into that I'm just going to say I can't tell what the fuck you want to identify as I'm sure it's some bullshit whatever.

That being said don't hold the fat fuckers hand and say he has a disorder he doesn't and you shouldn't make him as delusional as yourself.

>>24778099
The first person to be on the restart of "To Catch a Predator" and you will sit down with Chris and that will be the stressful moment that drives you to bald completely.

>>24778103
I think he said "disorder" but really meant "habits".

Btw, that ain't the problem. I mainly eat greens and hold off the starch nowadays. It's more of a lack of any kind of physical exercise (STEM will kill you yo).

>>24778094
I bought the shady shit from you.

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>>24777189
Is a grandma's boy.

>>24777668
Often licks those windows

>>24777955
Drinks Redbull religiously

>>24777983
Has a folder on your computer designated "Cheese Pizza"

>>24777998
Used to talk with a lisp on purpose until you were told it wasn't as cute as you throught it was.

>>24778018
Drives a compact car

>>24778032
Has an awkward, breathy laugh.

>>24778092
Often is dishonest, even when you don't need to be.

>>24778099
You often have your TV on "Comedy Central"

>>24778018
you look cool desu
>>24778033
b8

>>24778111
>mostly greens
Sure dude.
>>24778119
Stop embarrassing yourself, your fat, no proud nazi was an out of shape bag of shit. Probably some Hungarian mutt anyways from the looks of it.
>>24778122
Sorry if I'm not going to sugar coat your fairy tale imagination of yourself.

>>24778135
Roastin'

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>>24777189
you look like you work at a coffee shop
>>24777668
too cool to look at the camera
>>24777955
you look like your recovering from drugs
>>24777983
general fat guy, probably smells like sweat/ass
>>24777998
im not gonna lie, i love your shirt, is that from Spirited away? Other than that, you look like you care too much about what other people think of you
>>24778018
you give off serial killer vibes
>>24778032
you kinda look like some one trying to become a man

>>24778119
I like you cause youre in all those threads posting a nazi pic and being a nice guy.

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>>24778135

>>24778103
You think anyone that let themselves go in such a way is mentally sane ? Anyway having a disorder isn't an excuse to be fat tho , and btw I identify as a male because I was born one and there are only 2 genders baka

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>>24778165
Love punk rock
>>24778119
Right wing best wing
>>24778032
Bi

>>24778194
>You think anyone that let themselves go in such a way is mentally sane ?
Depends if you count depression or not.

>>24778203
You look like a faggot

>>24778166
Fun reading reactions. Certainly unexpected. Also like triggering spastics.

>>24778203
>>24778234
Yeah. You do...

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>>24777189
looks like trying to be a hipster nerd
>>24777668
doesn't like winter
>>24777955
addicted to /soc/
>>24777983
looks like you want to lose weight and you try but keep giving up
>>24777998
doesn't get as much attention as she likes
>>24778018
takes medication for mental illness? you look good, chill out
>>24778032
misses his mom
>>24778092
slept in parents be til he was 6
>>24778099
cries in secret
>>24778119
carries a gun
>>24778165
cooks for his family
>>24778203
procrastinating after his mom told him to shove the driveway

>>24778203
you're not wrong
>>24778268
if i had a family, i would, but im just cooking for me, so....you're still not wrong

>>24778119
What this guy said >>24778166
And I don't even own a TV.

>>24778165
Over-tired or has a drinking problem.

>>24778203
Hates where he's but doesn't talk about it.

>>24778268
Either never bother with a new year's resolution or has already giving up on it.

Last time I cried was when my dog died in my arms and that was years ago.

>>24778296
its over tired. Parents had a drinking problem and i will never do that to myself.

>>24778165
Drinks coffee with three scoops of sugar

>>24778203
Only spent about ten minutes outside before running back inside in this picture

>>24778268
Prefers McCafe drinks over anything at Starbucks.
And yes, guess the caliber.

>>24778296
Damn.

>>24778317
......how the fuck? (3 packets of sugar)

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>>24778268
lives by the quote "fake it until you make it"
>>24778203
genius in maths
>>24778165
you enjoy Indie-Folk and vintage stuff
>>24778119
hardly opens up to others, never shows his weakness
>>24778099
the "nice guy" that always shoves it into every girls face
>>24778092
plays a lot of Animal Crossing
>>24778032
browses /mu/ and /fa/
>>24778018
rarely smiles, acts very disinterested and aloof
>>24777998
still hasnt quite grown out of her emo-phase

>>24778135
Also, you got one thing somewhat right, I am a mutt. German/Irish/Serbian
And you're forgetting about Hermann Göring.

>>24778331
Spooky, man.

>>24778343
not even close for me

>>24778344
you're telling me!

>>24778343
Very right, I only let people so close, even my best friends.

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>>24777189
youre a nice guy but kinda basic
>>24777668
You're an alt-right-er who doesnt really like women.
>>24777955
You should stop basing your self esteem on soc threads, start actually responding to people and groom your eyebrows and trim the beard. That is dont be a giant faggot
>>24777983
you roll through your life without greater ambitions aspirations aberrations and other a words.
>>24777998
is secretly a furry and wants to be a squirell or something
>>24778018
Since this is a brutally honest thread im gonna guess you have mental problems cause of the background, also you care a lot about your appearance or you live with a trans girl and thats just her hormones and you are happy with a gf.
>>24778032
Has low confidence
>>24778092
wants a daddy
>>24778099
idk you dont seem to do much
>>24778119
OwO i already expressed my opinion 10/10 would marry.
>>24778165
your sweaters smells but u still get a gf
>>24778203
does weird shit after druggos
>>24778268
has normie friends and feels kinda like an outcast
>>24778343
has depressive disorders sometimes, is a really great person

Although i am aware that my mustache is considered shitty i will not shave it cause it's presence amuses me.

>>24778365
I mean....they smell like laundry soap....and no gf....

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>>24778119
Hardass and reserved
>>24778165
A bit of a doofus
>>24778203
Gay and effeminate
>>24778268
Sad on the inside

>>24778369
well at least i got your sexuality right

>>24778373
hahaha thats true!
>>24778370
the best kind of people are! it makes life a bit more fun making people smile

>>24778343
Tired of life
>>24778365
Pretty trill nigga

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Assumptions in next post.

>>24778376
well i got yours right time to find out mine kek

>>24778379
took this picture while on the toilet....either that or your are short as hell
>>24778370
has anger problems
>>24778365
is french
>>24778343
has been cheated on and has trust issues in relationships and friendships
>>24778268
usually the first person to make some one laugh
>>24778203
is gay

>>24778343
Has trouble maintaining long-term relationships.

I tend to have a 'holier than thou' tone creep into my voice that I don't notice. I've always fancied myself more of a self proclaimed asshole. Stubborn, opinionated, and blunt to a fault.

>>24778365
High on things other than life, and follows trends without really considering why.

>>24778392
I was standing. My mirror is quite high up on the wall. Im 5'9 i believe? Not sure since master race european.

>>24778791
anything is high to short people
>6'4 aka 193 CM aka 1 Meter 93 CM

nearly 2 meters tall

>>24778343
Often has this expression when not explicitly emoting, if something is funny enough, you'll from this to goofy smile within seconds but inevitability goes back to this expression.

>>24778365
You're far too often flirted with by short chubby girls with thick rim glasses that you know would be qt's if they took better care of themselves.
(I know, bby)

>>24778370
You made people reget calling you "Tampon".

>>24778379
Drinks socially, otherwise, you find little reason to drink alcohol.

>>24778869
Regret*
Damn typos.

>>24778869
this is quite accurate, actually

>>24778869
Damn you got it right, there are also those really nice girls that i feel too heartbroken to tell them theyre not my type cause theyre not andro bleached small tits punk gurl. Also no guys hit on me which is a shame too.

>>24778927
Fuckin' A

>>24778953
Mmmm, always so difficult finding just what you're looking for. Most guys are likely too afraid to, in fear of you not being into dudes and you taking offense.

>>24779052
idk man, when i flirt i often do it slightly less than subtly so i guess im just not attractive to most people but its fine by me since im attractive to myself. Do you get lots of people hitting on you?

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>>24778379
Can be considered to be a bit over the top and a bit much at first impression, a life long friend once somone gets to know you
>>24778370
Quiet kinda dude, with an athletic side
>>24778365
Smarter than he lets on, but has trouble communicating
>>24778343
The 'bitch' of the group, who always manages to crack a joke or bring someone down to earth at a moment's notice
>>24778268
Heard 'but you're so innocent!?' way too much as a teenager

>>24779148
Your beard is literally orange

>>24779195
I noticed it too, its fucking aweosme, amirite?

>>24779195
Not an assumption, but thanks for noticing

>>24779286
i assume you wish your skin was orange as well to fit the colour theme better

>>24779286
It looks great thougj
and assumption: youre quite sporty but not a typical "jock", youre also very pensive

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>>24779148
plays basketball, has some anxiety issue
>>24778379
loves classic barbershops
>>24778370
need vitamins
>>24778365
spends a lot on fashion
>>24778343
trying to make it on your own
>>24778268
loves summer and beach

>>24779079
Oh, so you hit on other guys? Huh, I don't see why not, you're a handsome guy, maybe you are often flirt tops? They can be picky I hear. Me? Surprisingly yes, some times my friends have to point it out to me after the fact. I had a cashier gal mishear me, thinking I asked her what time she got off and she was quick to tell me and wondered what I wanted to do.

>>24779433
friendly, wants to be a father

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>>24777189
A cool guy but can tend to be obssesive and not allowing yourself to do stuff
>>24777668
you might be passing true a hard time or feel sad
>>24777983
dead inside, you might be tired of the same shit
>>24777998
You seek for attention but sometimes feel insecure about it
>>24778018
you take care a lot of your appereance that you might take too much time to go out in public
>>24778032
You secretly want to try all the drugs that exist in the world or smoke weed
>>24778092
You like videogames
>>24778119
You tend to look for perfection and get frustrated when you fail to achieve it even when it's impossible and you have done your best , mah brotha.

>>24778165
You have weird dreams like any eposidoe of Rick and Morty
>>24778268
You are nice with anyone and tend to get a long to all who you talk , but might care too much for ther aprobation
>>24778343
You might prefer to talk to few people even when you have the charm to be around anyone
>>24778365
You've a lot of energy / make lots of activities , looking for people to hang out or that share your same way of thinking
>>24778370
No matter what you won't allow yourself to smile , man you would look better with a smile on your face
>>24779148
You seem to be happy with your life but you're anxious about something

>>24779388
Get along with all the people but you have problems to connect deeper with someone due some weird ( not bad) tastes

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>>24777189
Goes beyond the call of duty to please others
>>24777983
Caring but an asshole on the surface
>>24777998
A tad stuck up but generally fun
>>24778119
Someone with little or at the very least corrupted moral character
>>24778268
Basic Midwest girl
>>24778343
Generally tired of life but content
>>24779148
Generally happy to lucky,possibly not seen much hardship

>>24779699
hah that was pretty good
also, you seem mexican

>>24779699
but what tastes are you thinking of, actually?

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Why not

>>24779699
damn,you nailed it

>>24777998
You would be chill as fuck to hang with but can also be a total bitch

>>24778018
Probably a caring dude that makes all the bros laugh but further looking into the back ground has some underlying issues.

>>24779831
you have a big benis

>>24779787
I'm indeed mexican , any other thing that you could assume from me ?

and maybe tastes about music that nobody knows ? movies ? things that you deeply like but you haven't found anyone to talk/share with
>>24779852
fck yeah

>>24779867
Well your not far off on that assumption. You sure your an anon?

>>24779388
>>24779699
You guys nailed it, though Im not sure what I'm anxious about

>>24779885
i'm anon, don't sweat. just really good at big dick face. go post in a dick rate thread pls

>>24778379
With that beard you must get the ladies

>>24779900
Maybe later tonight I will just for you lol

>>24779699
>>24779878
hmm you study economy or law and could be bisexual

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>>24778379
awesome beard

>>24778370
probably a good dude but gets looked at in a different way

>>24778119
bet you have a nice collection of some fine german quality engineered firearms

>>24778099
Work on your persona and no need to smile in every photo etc.. kind of a personal tip

>>24778165
dude is looking for a change


>>24777955
see this guy everywhere. feels like i know him by now

>>24779943

Oh I studied psychology and why the bisexual part ?

>>24779969
Lol you didn't think id notice the marines shirt.. I'm banking with probably was a boot not to long ago or knows a marine

>>24779831
Probably can be found at a sports bar.

>>24779780
Probably listens to Nirvana.

>>24779699
Probably recently started going to /fa/

>>24780033
2/2 for anon today y'all are spot on today

>>24779892

That sir is today's homework

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>>24779969
Biker, youngest of 5 brothers. Quarterback in high school, struggled in a couple of classes. Generally a pretty nice guy, always tips well and will help you move or drive you to the airport. Still upset about something significant in the past, like father passing away from cancer. Enjoys a few beers at night, good for a smoke.

>>24779780

Between jobs. Got pretty good grades in primary school and early high school, parents were excited. Became disillusioned and discontent in high school, tried out a lot of different activities in an attempt to find something you liked. Eventually became aimless and cynical, so you took a year to backpack around Europe. That year turned into half a decade and you decided not to look back. Now works in retail/hospitality, travel a lot, and your savings account has about $20 in it because you like to spend money on things you've never tried before e.g. parasailing.

>>24779388
Musician living in a sharehouse with a cat you rescued from the shelter, and 3 other people who are also pretty chill and relaxed. Enjoys dinner parties and talking about the meaning of life on the patio at 2 AM. Trained as a barista and good at remembering customers' faces, but not their names. Eclectic taste in music, art, and film. Enjoys silent films and hitting the gym once in awhile.
>>24778379
Sarcastic hairdresser. Opinionated and not easily swayed, has quick comebacks and sharp one-liners. Only a few interests, but knowledgeable about them. Very detail-oriented and focused. Quite judgmental and keen to jump to conclusions.
>>24779699
Studying commerce or pre-law. Quite image-focused with a lot of short and long term goals, sometimes quite insecure. Especially when you start to compare yourself to others. Generally anxious; sometimes you talk yourself out of things, or are at a loss for words. Aiming for an MBA, a nice girl who is happy to stay home with the kids, and to prove some people wrong.

>>24780703
I like your assumptions about me!
you love art and vintage stuff. crative hobby or even hob, maybe graphic designer or art historian. also into fantasy sometimes

>>24779977
because your style is so smooth, take it as a compliment!

>>24779448
Huh, maybe i should also go for that nazi chic although im not sure if it would look good on me since im short and dont look very arian, say hi to that horny cashier from me

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I am genuinely interested as to what i come off as. Please by all means!

>>24781717
obviously loves food and probably cooks well, but needs to take care of his vice