Biggest 3 red flags? >she smokes cigs/does drugs >she

>she's fat
>she's mentally ill
>she's got kids

>>24771200
Owns a big dog
Owns a horse
One side of head shaved

>smokes cigs
>doesn't smoke weeds
>thinks global warming is real

>le tight neck band from Schlomo's sex shop
>bisexual
>posts pics on /soc/ for attention

Uses words like "triggered" or "pronouns"
Only has guy friends
Wants an open relationship

>browses pol
>browses r9k
>browses 4chan

>>24771757
>he want a girl who smokes weed and think global warming doesnt real
420 BLAZE IT FAGGET

>>24771763
>bisexual
>entry level retard tastes on films, book or tv shows
>drinks or does drugs

>fat
>Tumblr
>

>tfw smoke cigs because started at 14 due to peer pressure and not enough willpower to quit

>>24772118
I smoke because I like it. Sucks to be an addict like you, faggot.

She can't drive
Is on social security
Votes for the greens

>she's not asian
>she's not a virgin
>she's liberal

>>24772156
I'm not an addict. It's just a habit I haven't bothered to give up. I only have 2 or 3 cigs a day.

>>24772186
That's fuck all

>he lives at home
>he gets drunk regularly
>he is unemployed or constantly between jobs

>>24772222
Everybody lives at home though

>>24772233
Dont sass me you faggot, you know what my based quads meant

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>>24772244
kden

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>>24772244
Holy shit, quads refuted by trip-dubs and disciplined by another set of trip-dubs.
>Witnessed

>>24772355
Thank you for checkin my digits. I quite like your dubs

>he doubles texts
>heavy drinker
>under 30

>he's under 6'
>he's submissive
>he does drugs/drinks alcohol on the regular

> smoking cigs, sry but smelling like a fucking ashtray out of the mouth ist just disgusting
> flirting with other guys, there's no need to do that in a working relationship, no one likes attention whores
> treating nature and animals without respect

>>24772534

what the fuck is this? and how tall are you?

> Is opinionated and sensitive about topics he knows nothing about

> Is attracted to 90% of women

> Is too extroverted

>>24772610
I have thing for tall guys, so I don't date shorter guys. I'm 5'7

>>24772623

thats disgusting. So it should be 5'7+

I'm 5'9 and under 6foot is still not short to me, what a fairytale.

>>24772648
"that's disgusting"

this is so dramatic

>>24771200
>she drinks to excess
>she's a virgin
>she's right-wing

>>24772648
>"let me tell you what you should be sexually attracted to"

>smokes weed daily or excessively
>thinks guys just want to be her friend
>is an sjw

Bonus round:
>claims to have anxiety, depression, or bpd but has never been diagnosed

1. Has strong opinions on topics they are ignorant of.
2. Asks others to do thongs for them at every opportunity.
3. Poor and depressed about it without a plan to change it.

>>24772110
You seem like the type of person who takes everything too seriously

>>24772830

they're just not stupid

>>24772848
>Implying interest in film/television/books are a defining factor in stupidity of lack of

So how's high school going?

>>24772868

Go watch your batman you 60iq

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>>24772110

I actually agree with this. Having boring surface level taste is a huge sign of a totally normal person and I like more interesting/quirky girls who get into things and are passionate about them. I'd rather them have no taste in 9/10 areas but then be super into something, whether it's books, crafting, music, whatever. That's how I am.

>>24772623

This is stupid. 5'7" doesn't mean a "red flag", it just means you dislike that particular thing. I wouldn't date a Jamaican girl probably, that doesn't make being Jamaican girl a red flag. And actually I probably would date a Jamaican girl if I fell in love with her because I'm not a shallow cunt, but that's besides the point.

>>24772935

This exactly

>>24772940
>>24772935
lmao why do you care so much? to me knowing that a guy is short is a red flag. period

>>24772967

Red flag. 5'8. Murderer.

>>24772923

Is this like a pizza box with a mask and cigarette butts hahaha

>>24771200
>Dyed hair
>Get's emotional over anything political
> Poor relation with father

>She's had more than 2 boyfriends before me
>She's done oral before me
>Any piercings or tattoos

>>24772923
It's important to note the difference in having surface level interests in one or two categories and being a completely normal person.

Even the "le interesting/quirky" chicks you're after will have surface level tastes in multiple interests. No human has lived long enough to have complex, well-thought out tastes in EVERY aspect.

>she has any religious beliefs
If she loves her imaginary friend more than she loves you, drop her. It's only a matter of time before she starts worshipping the BBC instead of the JHC
All religious people are cucks.

>>24773721
Pretty much this
The only thing she's gonna be worshipping anytime soon is my cock
I'm gonna make her my little cumslut priestess and all she does is suck my cock all day

>doesn't do drugs
>normie taste in media (clear sign of being a basic bitch subhuman)
>leftist

sudden death:
>dog filter
>intense social media presence

>conservative
>white
>uses phrases like "sjw" or "PC" as a legitimate insult.

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>hates guns
>can't cook
>lefty

So 95% of millennial girls. When will I find my trad gf lads?

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>Shes not trustworthy
>She watches anime
>Shes ugly

>>24773800
how about i lynch your black ass on the nearest tree in your chimptown

>>24771763
You must hate English teachers.

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guys:
>lives at home if they're over 25
>obsessed with "thicc"
>bernie bro

girls
>kim k makeup
>dog filter
>thinks she's a "model"

>>24771200
Leftist
Tattoos
Doesn't like dogs

>drug addict
>treats service staff poorly
>has offspring

>he has bred his dog or cat
>goes on r9k or pol
>bad spending habits

The last one was going to be that he has kids, but that's less of a "red flag" and more of just something I don't want to deal with because I'm not into kids.

>>24771200
>Refers to one of her friends as "Xir"
>Likes Retro Fashion but condemns the culture that made it
>Works at Taco Bell

>>24774622
>>Taco Bell
this kinda made me laugh. Why Taco Bell specifically? Any reason?

>he's straight edge
>religious
>doesn't has social media or if does only posts trump memes

>>24771200
I wana fuck that ref

why is dog filter a red flag?

>I am 32 and what is this

>>24774658
I've noticed that several "sjw" or "liberal arts" types either work at Starbucks or Taco Bell.

>>24774688
it's a filter on snapchat that gives you dog ears and a little dog nose on your face. A lot of basic white girls use it so it's become a meme to hate it. Like Starbucks or uggs

I'll admit to using it a lot too, but considering I work with dogs/animals for a living I feel like I have a right to it. It's not really something worth even caring about tho. People make a big deal out of nothing

>>24774668
Ouch I didn't know i was a stereotype. G-gimme another chance, famalam

>>24774694
Huh. Maybe it's where you live. All the Taco Bell workers here are the typical fast food type folks

>>24774707
i've always considered it strangely sexual

it's creepy

>>24774712
Might be, but, over the course of two years, I've been to about 5 different Taco Bells (mostly because friends wanted to go) and at all of them, they were all nu-males, no binaries, etc.

>>24774734
well I can see that with the tongue sometimes I suppose

>dog ears and nose is sexual
there's a joke about zoophilia in there somewhere but... nevermind

>>24772110
>>entry level retard tastes on films, book or tv shows

>>24772923
>Having boring surface level taste is a huge sign of a totally normal person and I like more interesting/quirky girls who get into things and are passionate about them. I'd rather them have no taste in 9/10 areas but then be super into something, whether it's books, crafting, music, whatever

>>24773600
>No human has lived long enough to have complex, well-thought out tastes in EVERY aspect

Everyone has something they like or like doing and it's multiple things not just one thing. If you like something you like it, that's that. If you enjoy something and want more of it, you'll seek it out.

>>24774707
thx for explanation but does it signify anything other than being uh you know into whatever is popular which is pretty common

>>24773588
so... like a 14 year old? you're sick.

>>24772534
Hmm, I'm not any of those. Got any contacts?

>>24774805
No, not really. Which is why I say people make a big deal out of nothing

>>24771200
>she can't rebuild a petcock
>she can't differentiate a clod from a chuck
>she has no idea about the apocrypha

>>24772967
>>24772967
Shindoke?

>>24771200
>He cares about politics.
>He doesn't even have any plans for a successful career.
>Arrogant & brags or humblebrags about his intelligence or education.

Those that have physical appearance related redflags in their top 3 are probably like 16, imo.

>>24771200
>Does drugs or gets drunk
>Likes going to parties
>Too focused on her looks

I do have some few more red flags but those are the worst I can think about.

>>24774816
That or he just wants an 100% pure, angelic nun to make him feel more manly like most of the creeps, probably watching too much anime.

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>Emojis flowing out like kids from Mexico
>Drug addict (not counting marihuana)
>tumblr anything
tumbler covers a shit load of turnoffs on its own

>>24775342
That e...

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>>24775303
>>24774816
cumdumps detected

>>24775288
So you just want an opinionless, egoless, sentient ATM machine? You sound like a stable person

>>24771200
>has a history of jumping from boyfriend to boyfriend
>Has only guy friends
>Is obsessed with her appearance

>>24775288
Are you a thumb?

>>24775384
No i just want someone who isn't obsessed with politics and a total loony lefty or right-wing nutsack. Egoless..you say that like having a big ego is something good. Who doesn't love money? And yes i am, more than someone who feels like their partner must be an actual fairy.

>>24775866
And yes, i didn't use greentext for that. fuck off

>>24775866
being obsessed with politics =/= caring about politics
having an ego =/= having a big ego
and you didn't even try to defend the fact that you just want a sentient ATM machine. you're a mess babe. but if you're not a fat slob and decent looking, you can prob find some unopinionated husk of a man with a nice job who will buy you sephora or whatever it is you desire. good luck <333

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>>24775901
>a man with a nice job who will buy you Sephora

Did we really hit that low. Mfw.

>>24775901
egos are bad mmmkay. Politics are shit, mmmkay. Atleast im not pretending i deserve a saint or "virginal" fairy. Since you think anyone who disagrees with you is a cumdump you must not be stable either. Doesn't make a guy a husk of a man because he isnt an insecure egomaniac with too many opinions. But thanks for the advice anyway xoxoxox

>she has piercings/tats, or smokes or does drugs
>she gets her worldview and ideas of how people should behave and what they should/shouldn't care about entirely from television/parents/schooling/prevailing gossip/what musicians say, write and sing
>she's (obviously) a leftist

I don't care what your own political, social or philosophical beliefs are, just remember a leftist woman WILL cheat on you, stab you in the back, steal from you, abuse/neglect/even kill your mutual children born or unborn, and failing that use them as ammunition against you at every turn. Ever notice how fucking miserable male leftists are? Far beyond NEET level despair even. It's not just muh male guilt, their struggle is real albeit well-deserved.

>says things like "politics are shit"
>isn't either in school or graduated
>doesn't speak at least 2 languages

>>24775901
+1 for knowing what sephora is

you're doing better than most men

>>24772118
>>24772156
>>24772186
Do you realize how completely stupid you sound?
Nicotine addiction is not something that jumps out of the closet and BOO you look like a methhead, addiction is
>Its just a habit
>I haven't bothered
Literally most stereotypical nicotine addict lines possible. Protip, if you must regularly consume any nicotine, at all, every single day, you are addicted. Drop that shit cold for a few days and see if you feel as good. If not, congrats on your addiction, that's how it works.

>>24772621
>>24772788
>Is opinionated and sensitive about topics he knows nothing about
>1. Has strong opinions on topics they are ignorant of.
For lurkers wondering, this is retard speak for "disagrees with me in any way on some topic I think my special conditioning about qualifies me to speak on".
They never realize the irony, either.

>>24774816
>>24775303
Bonus red flag: any woman who reacts like these posters to the idea of not being PROUD SLUTWALKERS. Especially if they unironically believe it's a matter of needing someone to uphold
>le frail masculinity maymay
and not just natural organic disgust at the prospect of sloppy umpteenths

>>24775866
Having an ego = self-awareness
Having a big ego = more self-awareness
But I'm just being pedantic because people use the term to mean having an unrealistically positive self-image.
>>24775967
>too many opinions
But this is where you Orwell-tier fucked up.

>>24776048
I had no idea but based on the way the word looked and my
>casual meninist sexism
I assumed it was makeup and looks like I was right.
Does that make me even better than him because I'm just as good at being an asshole and also not as metrosexual as he is at the same time.

>She's fat
>She has extremely non standard hair styles and colors
>She doesn't suck dick

>>24772648
just stand in the corner shortstuff

>>24776056

>Is opinionated and sensitive about topics he knows nothing about

This is a type of person I'm talking about, as opposed to me finding this in 9/10 people because I want to impose my opinions.

The heavily self conscious type that is trying to hold themselves up as something. Where talking about anything to them isn't about that given topic in their mind but about their ego. Someone aggressive about everything, who doesn't let anyone at all say anything.

>>24776087
I'm female. Whatever either way.

>>24776097
Shut up bitch I'm talking!
Don't change the subject!
What the fuck are you trying to say anyways?
Hmmm? Hmmmmmmm?
You saying I got a small dick?
Bitch, I'm a fucking god!
Fuck you! Fuck you!
Don't you talk about my fucking dick!
Don't you fucking tell me Russians didn't do election, I fucking know they did!
Fuck you bitch you cheating on me with a Russian? Fuck you!
I'll fucking kill him!
Don't fuck with me, don't act like you're shit, I am a fucking god!

>who said it was okay to be short if you're a woman?

>>24776129

That haha

>+ looking into breaking my legs to touch 6ft, then I'll step outside into the daylight

>>24771200
>she's got kids
>lives with her parents, but no real jobs/school
>ALL her exes are "crazy"/"assholes

>>24776056
You thinking that a woman who isn't a virgin must be a slut is what i'm talking about, it's part of what defines le frail masculunity maymay. You just don't get it you dunce.

>>24776219
No, no, you are the non-getter here senpai.
You thinking that anyone not wanting to date a woman who has already been in not just one but more than two failed relationships, i.e. three full strikes at pair bonding, is "lmao pathetic virgin afraid of secks must thump bibble haha thes fuckbois" is what I'm talking about. It's part of what defines le hypocritical feminazi maymay. You just don't get it you slut

Also you used slut in a negative light in your reply which really highlights your treacherous and judgemental patriarchal hargarbl but don't worry you're just a victim of internalized misogyny and were literally mind-raped by George Washington or some such

*farts louder to subconsciously intimidate u into releasing less flatus as a psychological form of molestation*

>>24776232
Were talking about number of sex partners tho not failed relationships, ..unless your fucked up mra brain is just making assumptions again

>>24776247
I'm not an activist, I'm just not a submissive.

If you'll remember your comment was:
>>24775303
>That or he just wants an 100% pure, angelic nun to make him feel more manly like most of the creeps, probably watching too much anime.

In response to the other person calling them a hebephile in response to the OP which said, and again I quote:
>>24773588
>She's had more than 2 boyfriends before me
>She's done oral before me
>Any piercings or tattoos

So he said:
>more than 2 boyfriends before me
and you said:
>sex partners tho not failed relationships
So you're so used to lying your way out of your own bullshit when taken to task on it that you tried it in writing lel

That sort of histrionic behavior on unnecessary little things like this is...wait for it...
Histrionic behavior!
Which is...waaaaaiiiitttt for ittttt....
A psychology-approved RED FLAG!

>>24776232
The fact that you call a breakup a "failed relationship" speaks volumes, and that you would so harshly judge someone by that as a blanket rule and not an individual circumstance. You remind me of the people who refuse to get a divorce even though they're absolutely miserable because they don't want people to think they're a "failure". But, the way you do quickly jump to random appearance based insults shows you are exactly that type of shallow person as well. RIP

Once you get out and get to know more people as actual people and not just categories that you shitpost about on r9k, your viewpoint will likely grow and change. Or you could stay incredibly bitter. either way, have fun looking for your unicorn girl and being triggered over "hurrr the SJWs" while you pretend you aren't equally deluded if not more so.

>>24776291
>The fact that you call a breakup a "failed relationship" speaks volumes
Yes, it speaks such things as 'realist'
subjectivism, +1 dicks
>harshly judge someone
Here it comes. "Don't JUDGE in a thread about red flags."
Abandons pretense of situational awareness due to being triggered, +2 dicks
>blanket rule and not an individual circumstance
"Why lanket statements in red flag threads, red flags are all about things individual to a deeper understanding of a person and not at all a first-assessment thing"
+5 dicks for being this willfully stupid
>You remind me of the people...etc
Mischaracterizing observation of reality as "muh feels", AND projecting own emotional hangups based around the term 'failure' onto me. +4 HIV-positive dicks for double fail
>shallow person
"Omg so judgemental shows u just haven't got ne heart WOW I thought this red flags thread on 4chan/soc/ was going to be all about not judging people based on anything and fucking literally anything that moved"
+1 dick for repetitive stupidity
>Once you get out and get to know more people
"u stupid virgin shutin how dare u point out that I'm a liar" +2 dicks
>as actual people and not just categories that you shitpost about
In THIS FUCKING THREAD, +9 dicks for being too stupid to live
>on r9k
muh boxes +3 dicks
>your viewpoint will likely grow and change.
"I am much more mature and learned than you which is why I lie about everything and regurgitate the touchy-feely bullshit I learned to say in middle school verbatim"
+3 dicks
>Or you could stay incredibly bitter.
Like your first post I replied to was?
Also very judgmental at that, in addition to being flimsy as fuck? +11 dicks for sheer irony
>have fun looking for your unicorn girl and being triggered over
tumblrspeak while pretending to despise tumblr, +8 dicks
>"hurrr the SJWs" while you pretend you aren't equally deluded if not more so.
>ASSUMPTION
>"If you say something is bad you are more bad"
+9 dicks

My estimate for this poster: 49 DICKS WOW

>>24776355
nigger stop with the autismo walls of text, you're not gonna change any slut minds with this shit. let them fill their validation hole with dicks, don't waste time caring about it

>>24776420
I'm not trying to change anyone's mind. There was no hope the moment the "muh don't judge" came out in a thread where she went on the offensive.

What I'm doing here is blowing someone the fuck out while offering anons who care enough to read a clearly dissected example of the mentality of a walking red flag.

The least you could to is suck my dick for it or something innit bruv

>judgemental (i'm aware of the irony)
>uptight about sex/sexuality
>needs to be "right" about all topics/doesn't know how to compromise or play nice

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>>24776355
holy shit

>>24776468
You blew that roastface the fuck out

>Narrowing it down to 3.

Oh, blimey. Well, in that case:

-Single mother.
-Fat
-Ridiculous colour hair, tattoos, excessive piercings.

>>24776355
That's a hefty amount of dicks, anon.

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>>24776355

>>24773900
>The obsession with black people is so real that you assumed I'm black.

>>24776273
>>24776291
>>24776355
>>24776420
>>24776468
Roasties blown the fuck out

>>24773900
Did you just assume xer race?

>unattractive
>does things I don't like
>isn't female

Am I doing this right?

>>24777995
Veey good list anon

>>24777995
That is...A very good list, yes.
You did good, anon. You did good.

>Doesn't look adorable in girly clothes
>Doesn't have a penis
>Has non-binary orbiters

>>24772967
red flag to what ? do you even know what "red flag" means ? It's a signal, like the tip of an iceberg

>>24776064
how do you jump from having pink hair to not suck your dick

and how not suck your dick is a red flag ? we're not even supposed to do that shit in the first steps

>>24772648
manlet

>>24778101
She's probably referencing how short men often get inferiority complexes/overcompensate. Or legit doesn't know what red flag means, or is just a shitposter.

> he puts his own needs higher than the law
> he has no ambition
> he dislikes people for being extroverted

>Special snowflake pronouns or sexuality
>Head shaved
>Body ruined with ugly tattoos and piercings

People try too hard to stand out and be different these days and they don't realize they're just part of a more common retarded crowd.

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>>24773600
>No human has lived long enough to have complex, well-thought out tastes in EVERY aspect.

I do; i have always been that. Try me. ;)
Meet an INFJ, they're wide open about almost everything and can talk about almost everything. I have a few topic I doesn't discuss: politics - b/c too many headless chicken.

I find people fairly simple, limiting themselves to few things they like, and often avoid to use their brain, often at cost of self development.

Very few loves to dig deep in everything, which I do, I love to learn and expand myself. (fyi: I am male, and many peoples are limited by their preference of genders... :)

>>24771200

- she is single, but has more than 3 kids
- she is selfish
- she has anger issues, dramaqueen
- she thinks respect = fear
- she accuses of cheating, but doesn't accept the answer. The only correct answer is "ALWAYS and GTFO if you cannot accept it", never "no no no, I am not". My friend and his brother experienced the same, very dehumilating. Comes often from their own insecurities, but do not attack other people of your own shortcomings!

>>24771200
>bad hygiene
>takes hard drugs (other than at NYE or whatever, i'm not your mum)
>is rude or unconsiderate of people working

I think i'm being fair enough

>>24778246
>complex, well-thought out tastes in EVERY aspect
>;)
>:)
>muh Briggs-Meyer makes me good
get negged kiddo
- t. INTJ/INTP masterrace

>Piercings of any kind (nose ring in particular)
>Tattoos
>Uses tinder

I could go on desu.

>>24778293
>get negged kiddo
>- t. INTJ/INTP masterrace

INFJ / INTJ are closely related, and you're negging me? Was it a sign of attraction?
e.g. I am still better than you since you need to "push me down".

Thank you! :)
Do not waste your wonderful brain on such stuff, be inspired by other peoples. Which I always do. So what should I be inspired of your mastermind? Nothing, thank you very much.

It's a difficult personality to have, and I got angry when I took the test. I measured first as INTJ, so it's not complety accurate.

>>24779859
I think you may have taken this post and in fact this thread far too seriously senpai

But no I was just pointing out your narcissism

>uses black slang or talks in their accent
I met a white girl the other day who obsessively used "light skin" as an all-purpose negative adjective. She sounded like she had tourettes.

I got no beef with blacks, but emulating the worst aspect of their culture is pathetic. Like a minority emulating white trash.

>>24773818
women are a distraction from the current meta political struggle we are faced with friendo
Just move to poland if you want cool gun loving non leftist gee eff

>>24771760
>doesn't like chokers
Virgin detected

>>24776355
>49 DICKS WOW
Jesus christ, I'm in tears laughing
+1 internet, adigato, Mr. Autismo

>smokes
>doesn't offer to split the bill
>complains about everything

>NEEDS one or more poorly metered drugs just to function
>is either too emotional or too cold
>rigidly defines their personality with any string of four letters

>>24779937
>But no I was just pointing out your narcissism

maybe so, but it doesn't explain the negging/down-pushing you felt that you had to do. People usually recognize thing of what they have. If I was more narcisstic, my life may been easier with less pain. So I am trying. :)

>>24781318
Now now, don't try the manipulative complex assertion meme with me.
Just because I did a thing that you can't easily cope with doesn't mean I'm going to let you brush it off with a "victim of your unconscious obligations" shitpost. You need to try a bait of better quality senpai, something less common and passe.

>>24781352

I am not manipulative, I am just asking why you have a need of negging/downpushing. It's an interesting behaviour you have.

I see that you use "big words", are you trying to intimate me?
I'll say yes to that question, that what I am feeling now. Unacceptable.

>>24781352

Stop using "senpai", senpai.

>>24781381

>also wondering why he wants to impress the upperclassmen

>>24771200
>relies on everyone else for her hobbies/interests i.e. Once you get her alone she's boring and vapid
>Has no want to work hard/spoiled
>Bad hygiene
Other things that are arguably more important don't really apply to my age/social group as most people who are here in college are at least half smart

>doesn't have pierced nops
>is a racist or classist
>is not a marxist

>>24781306

LMAO, SNAFU

>plays games all day every day
>no interest in travel
>poor social skills/excessively shy/painfully introverted

>she says "anyone could do that" while looking at modern art
>is automatically unfriendly towards female friends
>credit card is constantly max'd

>>24771200
>Talks shit about ex girlfriends
>Doesn't know how to cook, do laundry, clean
>Complains about being broke while owning lots of useless shit/expensive shit

>>24782144
oh, bonus:
>is into the party/club scene

>>24781889
>painfully introverted
why are you hurting me like this, we're sensitive

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>>24781737

>>24777969
not really tho
he basically just proved her point over and over that he has no experience to be talking about the subject as if he does. When confronted and proven to be an autismo he mocked like a 5 year old repeating what has already been said. Really sad display.

>doesn't like experimental art/music/writing/etc.
>cares about politics/sexism/racism
>looks better with makeup

>>24782144
modern art is a fucking joke and anyone literally can do that
>muh feelings

>>24781827

Is LMAO one of those Bristol Meyers Squib personalities?

>>24781374
>I am not manipulative
>a need of
Yes, you are manipulative. That's you being manipulative and me not taking your bait. I hope it stings, senpai. If being lightheartedly insulted actually bothers you, you should probably not be on 4chan.

>I see that you use "big words", are you trying to intimate me?
Reminder that you made this post about how you understand everything better than everyone: >>24778246

>I'll say yes to that question
Manipulative.
>that what I am feeling now.
"What I choose to feel decides reality"
Solipsism and narcissism aren't a good look.
>Unacceptable.
No one here is trying to live up to your standards for them, and your judgement does not matter any more than mine or anyone else's does.

>>24781381
Make me GQv2-kun

>>24781448
Because that's how you get ahead in life, don't you even watch anime?

>smokes
>fat
>glasses

BONUS:
>dyed hair
>piercings
>tattoos

>>24780217
It's not chokers that suck, it's the basic whores who wear them

>>24772118
>not enough willpower to quit
that makes it more of a red flag

>>24785303

Life is more than just school, though. Impressing senpai is one thing, but impressing sensei and being good to kohai are both more important steps in becoming a good person.

>>24785481
But I ABUSE and BULLY my kohai because I'm a DQN

>>24785514

The fuck is a DQN? And you'd best not abuse and bully MY little crop of kohai. I'll go buck nutty on your ass!

>>24785531
>The fuck is a DQN
you are smalltime

>>24785536

Nah just too lazy to google. I was faking the rest of my moonrune knowledge.

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>>24772355
Fuckin' screen capped for great justice!

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>>24773800
ess jay dubbolyew detekted

>>24779993
Why poland? And does that go for most slavic countries?

>she wont order a meal on a date
>starts picking at your food

Seriously, order a meal girls. I know it's a stereotype but it's an EVENT to us in the US. Order the steak and potato. Have a good time. I guess I just want to talk to you and have fun.

It's a date but hell, I want to see if you're a friend too. We're actually there to see if you're potentially more than a cunt.

>so what do you want to have
>SAAALAD

Goodbye.

The dinner is the first part and you need to eat if this is actually a fucking date.

>>24785746

To add- a date, as a guy is showing a girl what makes you, you. I'd take her to lunch, then show her the humane society to show her how much I love dogs. If she doesn't like that then I know she's not in my realm.

If she suddenly didn't recoil, and thought it was an awesome place to take her? I know that she's cool. She's in my mindset of people that I want to be around.

>>24785689
poland is a ghetto shithole even without the invasion of refugees places like sweden have. People just say that because it's a very conservative country, but it's still a hock of shit like most of eastern europe.

>>24785780

You are an awesome person. That is a fantastic way of separating the wheat from the cunts. I'm a cat person, so dogs are a bit much for me, but that does not matter. You'll scare away anyone who's not an animal lover, or at least the type of person who would tolerate animals. And because visiting the humane society after lunch is the very definition of a cheap date you'll certainly scare away any gold diggers.

>>24771200
>>she has used tinder ever

Why? It's a fun app.

>stereotypical tumblr cunt (fat, attention-craving, ect.)
>not attempting to have a career (never taking post-secondary, working minimum wage at a grocery store or whatever)
>no actual interests/hobbies of her own

>doesn't smoke weed
>can't argue on a philosophical level without taking things personally
(those two tend to go hand in hand)
>lazy, and doesn't wanna do housework

>>24771200
>she makes her name bigger than the title on the covers of the books she publishes

>he complains on social media about having no friends
>obviously insecure
>straightedge

>>24776097
We missed the biggest one
>dyed hair that isn't a natural color

>religious
doesn't think as critically about her beliefs as I would like, or doesn't care to.

>self proclaimed country girl
I'm near the city in the northeast. unless you came up from the south or down from Maine, you adopted the whole "country". Some of the most unenlightened, regressive, anti-intellectual trash I've ever heard uttered in public is from these people.

>knows all the bars in the area and the weeknight specials for each one.
You don't gain that sort of knowledge from NOT getting tipsy on weekdays. And there is usually a whole lifestyle built around daily drinking and bar trips.

>>24772222
Define "regularly."

>>24778235
>He puts his own needs higher than the law

What did they mean by this?

>Outspoken radfem/SJW who actually uses buzzwords such as "problematic," "privilege," and "trigger."
>Fat (anything bigger than a little chubby)
>Smokes cigarettes

>>24787269
Even once a week is too much. But I mean drunk. Not just a few beers, I mean stumbling around slurring words kind of drunk.

> she reads horoscopes

> she's a green

> she only speaks one language

> she thinks "Imagine" by John Lennon is not a crock of moronic delusional simpering shite

>convinced shit is an adjective
>tells time with the bong method
>weighs anything in stone

>too pretentious
>only does normie things
>leftist/sjw

>>24775288
I'm with you on the idea that caring about politics is stupid. The kind of idiots who care a lot about politics have the same disorder as the people who root for a sports team and then say we when talking about said sports team.

I'm not with you on the virginity issue that comes up later. A girl not being a virgin doesn't make her a terrible person but it absolutely does lower her value for a ltr. On this one, whatever argument you try to make is pointless. The reason is, you can't argue a preference into people. Men like what they like. How successful was fat acceptance again?

>>24778235
This is either mind boggling stupid or good bait. No man of real ambition gives a single fuck about the law. If they did, they would get nowhere and that's unacceptable to anyone with real ambition.

>>24788418

>is too concerned with what people think of them
>despises anyone who has "normie" tastes
>puts enough stake in politics that leftist or rightists is an insult in their mind

>>24788493
>This is either mind boggling stupid or good bait.

Nah. A healthy respect for justice isn't a bad thing. Any man who puts in the effort can succeed within the rule set given, as long as it isn't tyrannical. A person who puts their own desires (not needs, desires) above the law is a selfish asshole. People have a tough time distinguishing needs from desire, though. That is what make an asshole an asshole.

>>24788538
Your idea of ambition is the female idea of ambition which is frankly insulting to real ambition. The female idea of an ambitious man is a euphemism for upper middle class. Real ambition means wanting true excellence and the only way to get there is full commitment which also means doing whatever it takes.

>purple/blue hair
>she has no hobbies outside of social media
>she refuses to do housework/basic tasks

>he doesn't believe in waiting until marriage/only being with one person in your life
>he thinks it's wrong to drink or use psychedelics
>he doesn't know what the Nurse With Wound list is

>>24788548

Your definition of ambition is too reckless. A real man can still be ambitious, but should recognize when doing whatever it takes at any cost is the recipe for disaster and back off, just a little. You can take this how you want, but you're talking to a person whose father was murdered because he was a successful businessman who just wanted to retire. He was working with the wrong people and I paid dearly for that level of ambition.

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>>24771200
>Feminist / Liberal
>Dyed Hair, Tattoos, or weird hairstyle
>Has kids

>>24771200

>talks shit about men or believes in patriarchy theory
>short hair (even leftists admit it means she has issues)
>drinks, ever (women shouldn't drink desu, muslims are right about this one)

>>24772998
>>Get's emotional over anything political

Literally all girls do this unless they're absolutely too dumb to understand any of it, but that's pretty rare. Abortion/hoax-warming/muh-niggers, they just go berserk over all of it.

>Fat
>white
>works at mcdonalds
>voted for Trump

>Can't count
>Makes lousy bait
>Reek of desperation

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>>24786408
>>doesn't smoke weed
>>can't argue on a philosophical level without taking things personally
>(those two tend to go hand in hand)

Lol do you really believe this?

>>24771200
>has a tumblr
>Smokes
>no feminine penis

Red flags for men:

>MRA/anti-feminist
>Calls himself alt-right
>Expects women to be virgins till marriage or to be their first (this is forgivable if the guy himself is a virgin cause as a virgin woman I'd prefer a male virgin)

>Raging leftist
>Tries to get fucked up between 4 am and 12 pm
>Unintelligent

>>24789854
Didn't even think about it but not having a feminine penis is such a red flag.

>>24772621
i'm attracted to 90% of women. y'all are fucking beautiful. fuck you mean that's a red flag hoe
fuck outta here with your tumblr shit

your first red flag is just utter nonsense. you are a fucking tranfatphlabbytumblr broad and yes... there is a skinny person inside you you fat shit

and yes I am also extroverted as fuck. life of the party friends with everyone and respected by everyone that knows me as a genuinely good guy with a sense of humor and get it fucking done attitude.

also here's the cool part.
you wouldn't ever "date me"
but you would let me dick you down a few times and call me daddy while I did it. I would slap you around and tell you how worthless you are while I came all over your face and you would love it.

then we would lose touch and that's cool I got tired of fucking to alanis morrisettes jagged little pill every time.

It really is for the better. your friends at the independently owned coffee know you have been riding my cisdick and have been planning an intervention for you. let's just avoid that sticky mess.

not like how you avoid my sticky mess by taking it straight to the grill. that probably won't help.

>>24786038
Its for flirty attention whores who constantly need validation

>she's right-wing
>she doesn't like getting fucked up on various substances
>she wears make-up (aside from eyeliner)
>she can't take or dish out a joke

>>24783885
your opinions and your attempt at conveying them are painfully stupid and cliche

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you guys are /r9k/ tier wizards huh

>UHMMMMM ITS A RED FLAG WHEN A WOMAN HAS AN INTEREST AND DOES THINGS.......

well most people have said the main ones like tumblrinas and horse chicks soo

> her laptop or phones used for watching whats in my bag and lush hauls, interspersed with snapchat streaks or FB lurking..vapid

> suddenly primark or even h&m's underwears not good enough for her and she starts subtly asking for VS and agent provocateur ..slippery slope guys.. she's after that expensive life thinking cause she's seen all the kim K instagram hoes doing it.

>She orders salad on a first date, or switches to ordering things like salad randomly throughout the relationship (it won't last and thats why its wrong, fake commitment)

which brings me onto the next inevitable dialogue

> "what do you wanna eat
> her: anything
> ok.. [you got this one] "...Salad?"
> her: "NO"
> Okay...hm.,.Pasta?
> No
> [thinks of healthy options] Sandwich?
> uh,,no
> "err..Sushi"
> NO
>ok ffs, how about pizza, chips, burger and then lets wash it down with a tub of ben and jerrys and a big bottle of fanta
>[nods head excitedly]

1hour later, full of regrats "you're making me fat, i want to be skinny why don't you support me...sigh

>Calls HERSELF crazy or pyscho or worse a princess..she embellishes it and thats a problem

>she's ever threatened to cut herself or go jump off a bridge or something or actively cuts...BIG red flag

>rich parents who gave her too much materialistic $ and not enough care. You won't provide for her like they did and also you're stuck with making up for years worth of lost parenting

>owns a bowl or considers smoking part of her identity like its a actual hobby past the age of 21.

> she ever gets you to 'punish her for being bad/naughty/slutty' too much, she'll seek outlets

>wants to make men primarily jealous of the fact you have her.

>Piercings anywhere except ears, esp nipples or that bull nose after leaving college..

>Uses phrases like "you don't love me" "you don't care about me" etc to extinguish an argument and reverse it to being about her

>>24790937
someone got their feelings hurt by anonymous opinions

>>24791035

There's a really easy way to tell if a girl is not worth your trouble. If her entire facebook persona revolves around her being a bitch you should just move on. It does not matter how chill or how cool she is in real life, if she puts on the bitch hat on facebook she's a bitch.

>>24785303

> me not taking your bait.

Well, you replied me, you're still talking, thinking and wasting time on me, kohai! Run for your life, I'll destroy you with manipulation, narcissm and several big words. ostracized.

> "What I choose to feel decides reality"
> Solipsism and narcissism aren't a good
> look.

I had to google solipsism. cool word. no comment, it's just an elaborate form of profanity. I'll bet that you got that idea from a mirror.

> your judgement does not matter any more than mine or anyone else's does.

That's the first honest thing you have said. Which nullifed all your profanity. The worst punishment in life is to have bereavments without knowing it.

>>24791073
>profanity

Are you some kind of god honk?

>>24790161
>i'm attracted to 90% of women. y'all are fucking beautiful. fuck you mean that's a red flag hoe

she probably just meant dry humping 90% of women

we know men have simple tastes and imo it's fine

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>>24791120
and i LOVE salads, it's fresh and doesn't taste fat and there's this nice mix of flavors and textures

more food tolerance pls

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>>24771200
>Doesn't have a big booty

>fat
>Liberal
>Can't cook (or can, but doesnt enjoy it)

>>24790937
LISTEN HERE YOU CUM GUZZLING SLUT, GUZZLING CUM IS AN ATYPICAL HOBBY AND YOU ARE AN ATYPICAL PERSON

>>24791073
Are you actually mentally delayed tho

>>24788587
I don't check the first one but let's listen to some cluster baby

>>24771200
>has kids
>burned coal
>surrounded by orbiters

>>24772118
If I knew you irl I'd go down on you for every day you don't smoke.

She
>sends nudes to complete strangers
>drinks a lot
>is scared of animals