>tfw handhold-less, hugless, kissless virgin >tfw ugly

Did something happended to you?
or you grew up a screw up?
post skype.

>>24766053
both
add me on kik and then we'll SEE about skype

Her Skype is toonblr but beware she is legit underaged and fucking insane.

>>24766093
that's not even me, i haven't given my skype out to anyone.

>>24766045
sorry but I hate weebs

good luck

Could be worse, you could be all those things except male instead of female. Oh wait that's me.

There is no fucking way this is not b8. Too blatantly ideal for this board.

>>24766045
> (i hate kik so id like it if we could talk elsewhere if we get to know each other..)
then post your skype and a picture of yourself

boyfriend doesn't make your life better nor does it make you less depressed

Search came up nothing on Kik. Are you real?

>>24766369
idk man.. is anyone real?
>>24766367
yes it does
>>24766319
no
>>24766237
i thought the ideal was cute experienced girls
>>24766144
i mean.. true. sorry man..

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Rate my cock

if you're young enough someone will take you

I tried talking to you and you didn't seem into it so....

Kik ends in 666

Probably bombarded already. Only said hi, didn't even reply feelsbadman.

Food for thought, we're all troubled in some way so try to be nice to everyone.

not sure how legit you are but i can relate to a lot of what you typed. i'm pretty fucking lonely myself and would love a friend. where are you from?

>>24766447
This bitch wont even rate my cock

what are you guys talking about?
This bitch talk too much, plus she uggo.

>>24766513
EXACTLY.
>>24766447
>>24766496
idk what a good cock or a bad cock looks like so i cant rate dude..
>>24766495
usa
>>24766470
>>24766476
i'm sorrrrry its hard cause i have a lot of people

>>24766528
u got discord
come join us
we are friend
we are family

>>24766528
Fuck you

wtf is a hugless, hand-holdless virgin? like what the FUCK

How is it so possible that not once in your life, nobody has ever initiated a fucking hug? Seriously you could just walk up to somebody that you recognize and hold your hands out and they will most likely just go along with it and hug you.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HANDHOLD-LESS???

I swear you retards are just making this shit up to hyperbolise how batshit autistic you are, next its gonna be 'Eyecontact for more than 3 seconds with the opposite gender-less virgin' like seriously go fuck yourselves if you are this pathetic.

>>24766528
>usa
what state?

>>24766539
ive literally never hugged anyone besides family in my entire life
nobody has ever tried to hug me

the handhold-less thing i guess is partially a meme but its also unfortunately true for me

also yea i mean i am batshit autistic and really ive never had eye contact for more than 3 seconds with the opposite gender and i fuck myself every night
>>24766540
kik me up and ill tell

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>>24766544
Can you please tell me how this is statistically possible? Like, are you wheelchair bound, have some horrible flesheating disease or homeschooled your entire life? How is it possible you were never at a school dance or your friend introduced you to their friends and you hugged?

....

would you hug me?

>>24766544
i don't have one and don't really want to register... what about email?

>>24766561
no i'm just hideous, and i've never had friends in my entire life
and id hug anyone at this point
>>24766564
i never check email :\

>>24766568
g e t d i s c o r d

>>24766568
well shit. can you atleast say what region youre from? like, midwest, east coast, etc?

>>24766568

Can you give us any indication of how cute you are? Maybe a picture?
What are some favorite parts of your body?

>>24766596
Dude trust me, she uggo.
Her favorite part his probably her ass because you don't have to look at her hideous face while you fuck her.

>>24766639
Pics

Don't care if not a 10.. would still spoon and rub my dick on her ass...

>>24766045
I remember holding someones hand once... it gave me a warm feeling in my stomach.
>tfw haven't held anyones hand since then (6 years)

Anybody get pics of this broad yet

>ugly female
How ugly we talking? Like are you seriously disfigured? Given the fact that you're saying you have anxiety, I think you might be exaggerating your negative features.

>>24766045
>tfw ugly female
Pump the fucking breaks, friendo. You can't just make these claims without photographic evidence, or you'll just look like an attention whore fishing for pity and compliments.

>>24766568
Maybe you should lose some weight?
I'd add you but i hate anime and asian shit in general so maybe you should also consider getting into something else

>>24767599
>pls conform to my standards

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At least you're not a tranny. That always makes life better.

What memes are you into? What country are you from?

Will OP be back at all?

>>24766367
>>24766443
1.If you can't understand this, then you're probaly to young to be one here.
/no age posted.

2. No location probaly means that you don't actually want someone near you. I.e hand holding.

3.this I most likely bait.

4. You'll probaly be bombarded fag.

>>24766045
One for the road

>>24767956

I think she said in an earlier post that she was from the US... Never said what state though.

>>24766045
Oh look, the average person on 4chan, but a girl

op you still around?

>>24770467

I'm gonna go out on a limb and figure that if she comes back, it'll be around the same time she posted yesterday, which was 10 PM PST.

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obvious b8

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>>24766045
Are you me? ;~; Cause sounds just like me....

>>24770604
I'm sorry. For both of you.

Really.

>>24766045
didn't read my kik message

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>>24770604

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i want
>intelligent
>clingyaf (alwags handholds, hugs, cuddles)
>female

to do stupid stuff with like grocery shop for munchies, or watch animes, or sing songs ridiculously with.

but then I don't because I know she'll leave and it will hurt my heart. which then goes and hurts on its own some anyway, but less maybe.

>>24770676
Makes me wish you were real.

>>24770741
Don't be so negative. (AS IF IT'S THAT FUCKING EASY)

One of the saddest parts of life is that there are people out there that need each other but can't find them. You don't need to make it harder.

>>24770755
q~~q

>>24770604

Well OP's gone. Tell us about yourself.

>>24766045
Just hit you up on Kik, I'd like to find out more about you, I have the pokemon sun and Moon trainer as my pic.

21/M/USA

wonder if op will come back.

>>24772152

Probably not. The other "ugly girl" poster probably also isn't coming back.

>>24772152
doesn't seem like it
>>24772702
lets bump and see if more come around? i.m so fucking lonely

>date a girl like this
>pamper her and love her like hell
>slowly fix her problems and life
>leaves me for chad the moment she realizes she's too good for me

throw yourself in an acid well bitch, every single one of your are the same

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OP don't despair
KHHV here too
we suffer together

>>24774099
good blue steel

>>24774125
is my face that retarded

>>24774099
you're super cute
if you don't mind me asking, what's your story?

>>24766045
This seems like bait.

Like the ideal "gee-eff" that the old Shut-In threads were about.

>>24774099
>no timestamp
>image.jpeg

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Looking for qt patootie depressed anxiety-ridden 2d waifu

>6'3
>stud
>3d

>kik: heytheretommy

>>24766443
No it doesnt. Youll just bring him down and ruin his life too. Fuck off until youre more mentally stable. Fix yourself you whiny little bitch

>>24774170
the picture was clearly taken with INTENSE FOCUS and attention to making it exactly, exactly right.

>>24774177
fat, acne all over body, autistic

>>24774203
>fat
Go to /fit/. A series of small life changes taken from the sticky, a small amount of cardio 4 times a week, and some calorie calculating can allow massive change in around 2 months if consistent.
>acne all over body
Depends on how severe it is, I'm sure you've tried over the counter remedies?
>autistic
Most guys don't give a shit.

>>24774099
I love your look. Your lips and hair are sexy. The glasses set it all off. Mhmm : )

>>24774203
you still look pretty attractive

i'd date ya

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I'm 26 now and I've not had a girlfriend in over 10 years. I get how you feel.

I'm weeb as fuck and I've literally never met someone else in real life who even likes anime (other than you like DBZ bro!!?? guys)

Literally all I ask for is to meet someone who shares my interests but it's goddamn impossible.

>>24766045
I can't help but think I'm probably the type of guy that would ruin your self-confidence.
I remember back in highschool I was fairly popular with girls and a ugly/fat girl from my class (we knew eachother we were OK) started messaging me and I got creeped out and blocked her.
Please don't hate me.

>>24774340
why would you do that

>>24774389
You know how women get creeped out by guys sometimes? maybe you don't first-hand.

Yeah well it happens both ways actually it's crazy.

>>24774423
This. Having crushes in general is creepy. Admiration or one sided love is usually celebrated a lot in art, for example Death in Venice, but it's actually quite unsettling. That someone has hidden intentions of feelings that you're unaware of. That's probably why I blocked her, because I didn't really wanted to face with the fact that she might have wanted to make a move on me.

>>24774340

So epic!!! xD

>>24774022
Same

>>24766045
What state do you live in. Let's start there

>>24774964
>Whatever this sort of posting is
Please stop. This sort of ironic humor just becomes lost the more and more it's overused until the line between irony and just being unselfaware how bad your meme is, is exactly what you're trying to make fun of.

I'm the same as you OP I'm 24 and so majorly insecure with bdd. I'm a totally normal dude without my self image, but I totally feel how I feel is warranted since girls actually do not find me attractive on tinder. I can't even confide in having a. It also dick cause even that gets rated very negatively here.... so yeah, even with a great job, money won't bring you happiness when all you want is to find a girl that would want to get to know you. And seeing couples in public makes me triggered. Closer to an hero each day. My New Years resolution was to fucking get it over with.

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>>24766045
>tfw pathetic attention whore with probably 0 interesting characteristics and that's why you have to post some sob story for pity and attention on a board full of sociopaths that just want to look at underage tits and cum to feet

>>24774099
Jesus Christ you're hot. How are you kissless?

>>24775076

tl:dr

>buthurt faggot tries to sound intelligent.

>>24774099
Quite frankly you are simply gorgeous

>>24775194
No. You just use memes in a way that makes you look stupid desu.

>>24774099

Alright same with you. What state do you live in and we can get you a nice caring boyfriend.

>>24774255
It's pretty easy, you just wouldn't date any of us.

>>24774255

There are plenty of girls who like anime, it's just that they grab a boyfriend quickly in high school so that nobody fucking hits on them, and they stay with that fucking boyfriend so that nobody fucking hits on them. Although sometimes they grow out of their weeaboo phase, drop whomever they're dating, and just fuck chads.

>>24774099
Would take to a museum or just get drinks with and tell you it's alright each time you say you feel awkward.
After when you say you are/feel awkward I'd reassure you that you're doing great and that it's fine as long as you're having a good time.
Then if you're comfortable I'll put my arm around your shoulder.

>>24777931
th-that sounds nice..

Sorry, i just fucking hate weeaboos so, sorry/not sorry

>>24778403
Well you sound nice yourself.
I'd love to hangout and have a nice time.
Would you like to keep talking?
If so I can give you my info and what's your pureed form of contact kik/skype?

>>24778461
shame she isn't even nice enough to reply

>>24766045
cunt won't even respond on kik no shit everyone hates you and you are alone.

>>24780625
Same Anon you're replying to just mobile posting.

That's ok she probably thinks it's just a joke or teasing or just plain weird 4chan shitposting.
But honestly (for what that's worth here) It's not, my post was sincere.

I think she just needs to open up a little. What I described isn't unreachable or even that difficult for her to obtain.
I think she just needs to put herself out there just a little. Maybe not necessarily on here and it may not necessarily work the first time.
I'm sure that I'm not the only one that would be interested in giving her simply just an enjoyable and nice time.