Sluts and non-sluts what is the hottest thing anyone has said

that's amateur level

>>24765509
Then let's hear your pro level shit learn.

Riding this on fatty hard, like real hard. I stopped for a moment and whispered in her ear. It's free real estate.

I find it very romantic when I say, "Oh Brenda!" regardless of the girl's name.

It's also quite sensual to let them know you're not wearing a condom. Maybe include the fact that you haven't been tested in awhile.

>>24765389
>You're so much bigger than my boyfriend

Came buckets, absolute dream come true because I'm only average, but her bf was small

Met a bitch. Wuz fucking around. She wanted to blow me. I yelled and said bitch innuno u. Brush yo damn deef ho ass. Bitch did. Better dan altoids. Mmm

Lurking in case any guys have good material. I need some new shit to say to my dude.

>>24765389
then she barked and finished licking the peanut butter off.... stop fucking the golden retriever