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And here's me in the black jacket. Ask me anything, and I'll try to answer most questions thruthfully. I'll find some cool questions for you guys as well!

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>>24741954
Why did they give you a can and everyone else a plastic cup?

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>>24741954
Hmmmm I cant really place your ethnicity, it looks like you could be from quite a few places. where are you from?

>>24742052
Haha it was a party in my street that I helped organise so I had the luxury of getting cold beer cans from my fridge.
What's the last time you laughed so hard your abs hurt?
>>24742101
I'm from the Netherlands! Usally pale as they come too. I just came back out of Dubai here though so I'm pretty tanned in this picture. How about yourself? Also: what are your parents like?

>>24742130
A while ago...
So long ago I can't even remember
Give me your best joke and try to change that

>>24742144
Haha I'm beyond terrible with jokes, I can't even remember them most of the time. I have a fun story for you though. Me and my mate where both moving to the same city so we decided to look for a house together. We knew houses for rent where scarce there so it was going to take some waiting and effort to find something but nothing prepared us for the seemingly endless rejection letters, or worse yet no replies at all at times. Most of the time the reason was that they whe're looking for a couple and not 2 friends even though we both have decent jobs and everything. So after like 3 months of nothing we had enough and said fuck it, let's change our letters from 'me and my friend' to 'me and my life partner'. Imediate succes. People were practically begging us to come and live in their house and redesign the place and everything. Soon enough we had our first viewing. I was running a little late becouse of a couple of clients but my mate Andrew was allready there with the landlord who I later heard asked him every detail about our fake relationship while they waited. 'where did you guys meet?' Stuff like that. Longest 30 minutes of his life. So I finaly show up and see them talking. I shake the landlors hand and intruduce myself, and then shake Andrews hand, and while doing so we both realise 'this isn't how a gay couple greets at all'. So for the rest of the viewing we overcompensated by acting like the most camp gay couple ever. It was hideous. 'o my gawwd 'drew this room is amaaaazingg' with a lisp and everything. My gay friends would have slapped the shit out of me. 60 minutes later we had the house though and we still live there today.
Allright your turn.

>>24742208
Q: what is a Freudian slip?
A: when you say one thing but mean a mother

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I'm not an edgelord I sweater gawd.

>>24742231
hahaha
>>24742378
What's the last thing you cooked for friends?

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wud u date me? Im 19 but I look old
snap is faggotborn

>>24742618
I'm a bit too old to be dating a 19 year old but if I was around your age and we got along sure. Who do you look up to most in your life?
>>24742650
What's the furthest away you've ever been away from home?

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>>24742650
what do you work?
>>24742618
why do you think you look old
>>24742378
do you own many beanies?
>>24741954
your favourite movies?
>>24742052
you look sad, why are you sad?
>>24742101
and where are you from?

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>>24742727
Just a rest in batch face

>>24742753
And by batch I mean bitch

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>>24742727
who's your fav actor?
>>24742753
do you like yourself without makeup?

>>24742869
No, feel bare without it. Especially around the eyes.
Is that an engagement ring?

>>24742886
no, just a ring
do you like your overall appearance then? like face + body etc

>>24742899
Overall I think I'm OK.
Quite petite and small though.

>>24742908
i'm exactly the same

>>24742910
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?

>>24742753
>>24742869
How many dicks have you sucked?

>>24742950
3, you?

>>24742946
nothing, I like myself how I am
>>24742950
would the answer turn you on or something?

(my id might have changed)

>>24742962
>>24742968
What do you do for a living?
Do you mind answering sexual questions?

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>>24742972
Pic related
No, ask me anything

>>24742972
officially a student
well as I said would the answer turn you on or something?
just to answer, it's 16

>To everyone, I guess.
What advice would you give to your 19 year old self?
>>24741954
Is that fancy card in your jacket?
If no, what was the guy looking at?
>>24742052
Do you ever shake your head just to feel the earings whizz around?
>>24742101
Have you ever considered waxing?
>>24742378
Can you speak mexican?
>>24742618
At this point in time...
>>24742727
Have you ever sharted?
>>24742869
How was christmas?

>>24743026
19 year old me wasn't that long ago...so I'm none the wiser.
No, but I just did and feel dizzy.

>>24743026
just keep doing what you're doing
and it was alright, nothing too fancy

>>24742978
What age did you first have sex?
Have you ever let a guy cum on your face?
Have you ever had anal?
Have you ever had a threesome?

>>24743040
15
Yes
Yes
No

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>>24742869
Do you like yourself without makeup?
>>24742978
Name a perticularly depraved fantasy of yours

>>24743046
yeah I do, but I don't go out without it usually

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>>24741954
What country is that? Germany?
>>24742052
Your eyes are deep , do you consider them as your best facial feature?
>>24742101
Are you really very devoted to a religion or those crucifixes are just there for aesthetic purposes
>>24742650
Are those mountains in the back? Pretty cool, if they are, have you climb them?

>>24743046
Don't think I have many that depraved
Spanking, tieing up, face fucking

>>24743056
I don't know
Use a lot of makeup around the eyes
Do you like them?

>>24743060
Have you done any of that at work?

>>24743092
Ha! No

>>24742972
would the sexual questions be different for me? just wondering since you never asked anything more than just one

>>24743098
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Does he know yours fantasies?
There is anything that you let him do that you don't like? What?

>>24743123
Not him, but what are ypur most depraved fantasies?
Also same as the other girl: age at first sex, cum on face, x-somes? Also have you done anything sexual with other girls?

>>24743142
fantasies - facefucking only maybe, I like vanilla sex
age - 18
facials - yeah
xsomes - no
and no girls, i'm not a bit into bi

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>>24742983
And unnofficially?
What's 16? I cant find the reference
>>24743165
Anal sex would be considered vanilla for you?

>>24743098
You, answer this:>>24743128
>>24743165
Since you're vanilla, what's the sluttiest thing you've done?

>>24743261
16 dicks sucked
it's kinda vanilla I guess, I don't always enjoy it
>>24743279
got facefucked forcefully, the guy came twice without pulling out after first load

>>24743304
good girl

>>24743345
Hahahahahahahaha

>>24743331
haha why?

>>24743375
because you soldier on despite not always liking it
facefucking and the girl swallowing is my biggest fetish

>>24743531
I don't always agree to anal though. I haven't met a guy who wouldn't like that haha

>>24743552
Wasn't talking about anal, buy yeah I guess you'd have a hard time finding a guy who doesn't like it.

Although the mess turns me off a bit the idea that it hurts the girl makes me diamonds every time, probably cause I'm very dominant. That's probably why I was turned on by your post.

Do you like swallowing?

>>24743128
Sorry been away
I'm single
Therefore there's nobody to know
Therefore there's nothing

>>24743557
my second sentence was meant about your fetish.
i'm okay with it, I can gladly do it if turned on and it's not bad tasting

>>24743574
>bad tasting
tell me, is the pineapple thing true or a meme?

What's considered big in penis length

>>24743588
not sure, but eating lighter food and fruits definitely helps

>>24743679
since this is an ask anything thread, where are you located?

>>24743694
I prefer not to say, why are you asking?

>>24743698
because, frankly, you turn me on and I have a giant bag of weed and some coke I couldn't possibly do on my own

don't worry though, the odds of you living close to me are very small, I'm Belgian

>>24743711
well I don't do drugs anyway, so yeah

>>24743718
that wouldn't be an issue if I told you after I spiked your drink would it

>>24743729
so you'd drug me? and then what? not like I would go for that, but interested in why do you need my like that

>>24741942
Favorite country

>>24743739
I'd drag you to my bed, slowly undress you and tuck you in while I go and sleep on the couch. The morning after I would make you a bowl of eggs and make you eat them. All of them.

After I'd just charm you off your feet and we'd have consensual sex in the missionary position. Oh and facefuck you.

>>24743757
why the eggs? it would be really weird waking up naked to that

>>24743770
Because it's the only breakfast I have in my fridge at the moment. Would waking up naked to oatmeal be any less weird? I could get oatmeal, but you'd have to be pretty special for that... I don't just go around giving any girl oatmeal

So eggs aside, I take it you're ok with the rest of the plan?

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Cut your dick off.

>>24743770
Waiting to the answer to >>24743779, of those 16 guys you blew, did you deepthroated any?
And, if you were seriusly with a guy, would you tell him that many? or you will lie a little bit?

>>24743830
are you french?

>>24743770
And also, what are the best things a guy can do for you? what do you enjoy the most?

>>24743840
Something like that. I'm not interested in weed or coke, thanks

>>24743855
I'm not selling either. I just thought you speak french because of your english, how close was I

>>24743031
>but I just did
Bet you feel a bit silly.
>>24743056
How badly do you wish you were a =seal?
>>24743791
Nojew;badjew

>>24743873
Tf is that

>>24743873
The silliest

>>24743779
I wouldn't do anything like that anyway so it doesn't matter
>>24743830
yeah I did.
and I would tell, why lie?
>>24743851
there are a lot of things that fit this. I always enjoy a wild night after a romantic evening

>>24742052
What do you wear to sleep?

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>>24744002

>>24742869
hmm it wouldnt do anyone justice to choose just one...from contemporary hollywood maybe j gordon levitt
do you have one?
>>24743026
to my 19 y o self: relax and try out a lot of stuff
sharted? um, yes

>>24743979
I was referring to something in particular that you enjoy...asslicking, etc
Also, what are yoursfavorites positions?

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>>24741954
Have you tried anything new recently? (hobbies, events, activities, etc.)
>>24742052
cute room. What are you or do you want to study in school?
>>24742101
On a scale of 1-10 how italian are you
>>24742378
why are you dressed in all blue?
>>24742618
I wouldn't, sorry
are you pretending to be the girl in the photo?
>>24742650
you are too cute. Where were you traveling to
>>24742727
have you ever considered being a sith lord
>>24742869
what is your favorite snack
>>24743046
whats your favorite place to have traveled
>>24743056
what's your favorite demon

>>24744013
Are you going to post nudes/have you ever posted?
>>24744089
Favorite drink?
>>24743965
that's pretty silly
>>24743891
a seal?

>>24744142
alcoholic: frozen margarita
nonalcoholic: hot cocoa

>>24744142
I'm not going to
I posted my titties on /b once and it made me really paranoid

>>24744013
more of you

>>24744150
good picks
>>24744172
>paranoid
Because someone you know might see or...?

>>24744179
Yep
Or that I might get doxxed

>>24744190
oi post more selfies ya look cute

>>24744190
also you turkish?

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>>24744207
But I'm super sleepy!

>>24744212
me english

>>24744215
oh yeah you must be in europe then huh still daylight out in the americas

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>>24744220
>english

>>24744222
confused?

>>24744142
Nah, more like an elf

>>24744228
why are you so brown if you are english you part italian or something

>>24744280
My mum lay on a sunbed too long when she was pregnant with me

>>24744286
you do look half baked

that is a nice bed ... is it yours

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My face will evade bans forever so fuck the mods!

>>24744676
I see your spammig every thread, must be hard clicking all those store fronts and street signs

>>24744089
What's your favorite alcoholic bevarage, and favorite thing to do while consuming said beverage?
Also, Gummy candies

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>>24742978
Why is sports direct always liquidating stock? Are they going to hell like BHS?

>>24744676
I find this guy ugly desu

>>24744689
see>>24744150

I like to be eating mexican food or hanging with friends while drinking the marg

>>24744671
I usually am. I don't go around sleeping in stanger's beds... I'm not Goldilocks
>>24744697
Clearly yes...they are pure evil didn't you know?

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Bored
And you lot aren't playing

>>24747693
I'll play with you!
What you up to?

>>24747745
Not a lot. Just been out for a drink with a friend.

>>24744057
I really like ryan gosling and jake gyllenhaal
>>24744060
in that case, make me feel like the queen, pleasure me to the max and not make stupid remarks. positions - 69 and missionary
>>24744089
cheese toast

>>24748292
since my id always changes, i'm >>24742869
>>24747693
what's your fav thing about being a girl?

>>24748298
My vagina
And when I'm on my period anything but my vagina
What benefits are there?

>>24748292
>>24748298
>>24748550
How often do you masturbate? how? It depends of something?

>>24748559
maybe 3 times a week
with a vibe or my fingers
if im bored

>>24748559
1, sometimes 2 times a week, usually just fingers as I don't own any toys. I only do it when I get really horny

>>24748563
whats the upper limit of penis size for you?

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>>24744697
Do you always dress in monochrome?
>>24744089
Do you like grunge e.g. the 1980s Nirvana era feel?
Do you like Christmas? It feels like you're indifferent to Christmas and went to make someone else happy.
>>24743056
The plaques in the background have symbols from different cultures. Does that mean you have traveled a lot?
And obv question, why did you get into body modification?

>>24742727
You have sanpaku gan, even accounting for the angle. According to myth, when present below the iris it indicates alcoholism and drug addiction. It also attracts accidents, misfortune, violence. Is that true?
>>24741954
I thought you were at a frat party before I saw the middle aged couple in the distance and the child at the front. It looks like an event where everyone is laughing, having fun, and waiting for something in spring or autumn weather, judging from the clothes. Everyone's the same ethnicity. Where are you? A family reunion?

>>24748567
Maybe 6 or 7 inches
bad with measurements, but from the ruler 4-6 would be ideal

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>>24748568
Where was your picture taken?

>>24748563
>>24748565
How long last? And usually where? Bed?
Is it something really personal or do you let your partner watch sometimes? (I ask because my girlfriend never NEVER touch herself with me present)

>>24742052
fake

>>24742753
covering your nose? are you jewish?

>>24742869
are you from the 60s?

>>24744089
hey t!

>>24748568
where is that beautiful doll like woman? and also the statue?

>>24748586
20-30mins, bed or bathroom. it's kind of awkward to do with someone watching, I can only do it for a little bit

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>>24748596
also here's me.

>>24748583
>>24748596
Enchanted Adventure Garden at Arthurs Seat, just outside of Melbourne
I think it's at the end of the maze where I got stuck and had to call for help

>>24748596
yes, sure I am from the 60s

>>24748602
>>24748568
>>24748565
Do you use any kind of pornography or other stimulation? Any special fantasy? Rape, various fellows...

>>24748656
usually just imagining getting fucked real good or remembering a good night

>>24748568
Yes I like grunge somewhat
Yes I love Christmas

>>24748660
I have to say i'm surprised that you don't have any sextoys...I don't remember any girl I asked that didn't mention having at least one...or twenty!
Thanks for everything

>>24748693
I guess my own hands are good enough for me. maybe i'd change my mind if I tried something else

>>24748705
Non directly sexual questions: Do you practice any sports? Do you considered yourself fit?
How often do you take care of your nails, toenails, trimming pussy, etc? Only when are gonna be seen?
Have any tattoos? What and where?

>>24744089
Furfur
>>24748568
Well, quite frankly not a lot of places and I got into body modification because it makes me happy and one of the reasons why I find worth living , it makes me feel beautiful, I feel like my body is a canvas
That is a nice picture btw

>>24748705
Sorry if i ask too much, really thanks for so much info!

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I'm the bald one
>>24742650
What's your ethnicity?
>>24742727
What do you do for a living?
>>24742869
How old are you?
>>24742983
How old were you when you first blew a guy?
>>24743056
Why all the piercings?
>>24744215
How do you like England?
>>24744697
Why do you wear hats indoors?
>>24748568
Do you consider yourself as into any niche social groups?
>>24748583
How long does it take to maintain your beard every day?

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Take a guess which one I am. AMA

>>24742618
You look a little older than 19 but idk if that's just the angle/lighting. But it's not extreme
>>24742727
Have you ever grown your hair out like really long or something similar?
>>24742753
Italian?
>>24742978
Do you usually wear lipstick like that? It looks good on you.
>>24744013
What size bed do you have?>>24744089
Was this taken in Texas?
>>24744676
Why do you have so much soap in your bathroom
>>24744697
How much weed have you smoked in the last 24 hours?
>>24748583
When was the last time you were clean shaven for more than a week?