What are some awesome openers for tinder? Just downloaded this

"Insert name, tell me about yourself, other than that you're cute"

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot some kids in you.

I wish you were my little toe so I could bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

>>24738082

most of the people I match with don't seem like they respond to the opener/pick up.. they are out there though so they must do something. just look at their profile and come up with something based on that.

and don't be ugly

>>24742002
This

Or just say “hey” if you followed rules on pics and profile it should be enough

Hey
Hey!
[Short non autistic compliment/joke/question]
Thanks!/haha!/Women's Studies!
[Invite for drinks at nearby pub]

Then you take her home. Don't ask for her number on tinder. Get it the morning after if you want to see her again. Don't write paragraphs. Don't have any meaningful conversations. If she says she doesn't know you, either move on or say you don't have to, that there's nothing wrong with being superficial, and that you're sure she has a great personality.

Will work 8/10 times. Stay within your league.

Source: Been going out with a different girl every weekend for the past two years. Bringing them home 6/10 times.

Just be attractive and not a completely sperg, that's all.

>>24743806
this.

If you're old enough to vote, you know if cleaning yourself up will make you look a bit more attractive. Some of you it goes a long way to hack the neckbeard off and wear some good fitting jeans. Some of you though, there is no hope, killurself or not idc