Why is if socially acceptable for a male tinder date to finger

You're letting them do it. I don't think it's all that acceptable, I don't like putting things in poppers unless commanded.

>>24707064
yeah wtf do you expect. ate booty of recent tinder chick, because it's memorable to do so. yea boi

Um, I expect when I literately pull his hand away that he doesn't try that again

>>24707098
Why are your pants of on the first date dood?

>>24707098
yes okay that makes sense. I understand that plenty of people don't enjoy it. just jam a finger up their ass

>>24707079
this

Or you're putting out the signs that you want it in the pooper especially if theyre able to have their hands near your asshole on the first date

>>24707064
Suggestion: wait to sleep with them so they don't feel entitled to do whatever they want to you.

>>24707124
shut the fuck up there is nothing wrong with a one night stand. she just needs to learn how to say "no I don't like ass stuff" and then they can get down to fucking. she likes fucking on the first date so that isn't the problem. just because you live in that bullshit reality still doesn't mean the rest of us need to.

>>24707129
Ha, thanks dude, except these aren't intended as one night stands, it's intended as a fwb.

I guess I am wondering how to avoid the ass stuff for the next time I see them.

Moreover, it's not so much that I dislike ass stuff as I dislike being dirty and causing a possible infection if they take their finger that was in my ass and put it in my vagina.

>>24707149
when did they try to stick their fingers in your ass? did they already have their cock in you at this point? what position were you in?

>>24707105
Great question. When I spend several weeks talking to someone online, I feel like I already know them.
I also want to see what the chemistry is like so I don't waste my time if it's bad

>>24707105
lol this is fuckin rocket science

>>24707160
pretty much. you're just turning the guy on at this point. some people manage to use tinder for its intended purpose

>>24707157
Guy 1: We'd been fucking for some time. At this point it was doggy. He was fingering my ass trying to convince me that I should let him cum in my ass.
I told him no, that wasn't going to happen, I'm an anal virgin and I'm not losing it to the person that owns the thickest cock I've ever taken.

Guy 2:
I'm on his lap, it's before we had sex. He's squeezing my ass cheeks. He starts moving his hands down. I kinda wiggle away, he sorta takes the hint and just keeps moving his hands down further to my pussy.

Guy 3:
We'd been fucking a little while, we were in kinda a reverse cowgirl, but we were sitting. Anyway, he has me lean forward more and them without warning just jams his finger in my asshole. I asked him why he had his hand there, and he was like "well do you like it?" And I said not right now

Your ass must be nice.

>>24707180
fucking yum. lol

>>24707200
Nice and tight.

>>24707180
You must have an incredible arse. My last fwb had a great arse, every time I went down on her I couldn't help myself from licking and ramming my tongue into her arsehole...kinda weird as I'd never done that before until meeting her. Her arse was amazing

>>24707227
can we see it? did they make u cum? what have u had in your ass before?

>>24707239
None of them made me cum, but then again no one ever has anyway.

I do shave my asshole, especially if someone will see it, because I find the hair there embarrassing (even though I think the pussy hair is fine).

Every day in the shower I do finger my asshole with water to clean and I do feel cleaner after.

The only things that have been in my ass is 1 finger or my ex's tongue

>>24707257
god how I wish you live in washington state haha

>>24707288
Why do nerds say that? 'Heh I wish you lived near where I lived' Why? So she can reject you irl as well as online?

>>24707288
Lol, why? Are you going to jam a finger up my asshole too?

>>24707160
>I feel like I already know them
>want to see what the chemistry is like
So did he quite possibly, and apparently it wasn't good.

>>24707299
>nerds
If you think about it, if I'm on 4chan aren't I a nerd too?

>>24707299
hey screw you I'm not a nerd, just someone who enjoys reading about other people's assholes occasionally.

>>24707301
hmmmm well I would but I don't get the feeling that you'd enjoy it haha

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>tfw I haven't even held a girl's hand and yet there are guys who get to fuck girls off tinder regularly.

>>24707332
read the tinder posts that are always on here. be the change that you wish to see. definitely wasn't born with game yo I just spent 10+ years striking out. and just remember there are plenty of awkward girls out there too.

If you're talking to somebody for weeks before meeting them, you should specify to them that you don't want them to finger your ass. Isn't that common sense? Say "i don't want butt stuff on our first meeting" before meeting them. Christ.

>>24707064
Wait.... Hang the fuck on.
People actually use tinder to meet people?
What on earth?
I've been using it for almost 6 months and not one person has matched or talked to me in all that time OTHER than scam bots. I live in a capital city so location or lack of people is not a thing.
I legitimately thought this was the best played prank of this century....

>>24707428
plot twist, it is. This thread is probably just bait for someones entertainment. What better hook to get guys talking than to talk about anal.

I live in SoCal and tinder doesn't work for shit. I even got premium for a month to see if that made a difference. Nope, its all horse shit.

>>24707454
I havent actually seen/heard any "success" stories from this app...
I actually want to know if this is a legit app for dating. I am assuming no.

>>24707458
I guess i take that back, i was scrolling through tinder and came across an old friend from high school and we reconnected through tinder, which eventually lead to fucking. But there was already history of fooling around back in high school.

I didn't meet anyone new or get any hook ups off the stupid app though, so im still saying its bogus.

>>24707466
Well alright then i guess i will keep swiping and see what happens....
I used to use skout until that got sold to a chinese company and it was run into the ground.

stop being a slut then

its a known fact tinder girls are scum and just sex objects

get over yourself

>>24707180
Fact is, honey, you're a fucking slut. I'm not shaming you for it, there's nothing wrong with it. If you enjoy being a slut, be the best slut you can be!

That said, when you're a slut, guys expect you to behave and react like a porn character. Since a lot of guys are idiots, these expectations include enjoying having things in your ass with little or no warning (and little or no lube). You're right to be concerned about infections; these fuckbois would definitely be stupid enough to go from ass to pussy.

What you need to do is include the topic of 'when it is or isn't okay to try butt stuff' in the "several weeks" (haha I doubt it, slut) of online chatting before the first "date" (is that what we're calling random tinder hookups now? I guess every time I me I met a guy off CL and sucked his cock, that was a date too? I didn't realize I'd been on so many dates!)

>>24707632
This is complete bullshit

I would need to see that ass to see why these guys couldn't resist inserting a finger in your bum

>>24707129
>ω< the point isn't one night stands are wrong, they aren't, it's that men are terrible people. Easy sex doesn't command respect from them, and that seems like what she is after here. When they get that far on a first encounter they want to see how far they can take it.

>>24707786
So you're saying she's not a slut?

Or you're saying guys don't expect a slut to behave like a slut?

Either way, you're an idiot.

>>24707064
Because anal-play is mainstream now. It's no longer considered wild or kinky, it's pretty vanilla. These guys would probably like it if you returned the gesture and stuck a finger up their ass while blowing them. The anus is an erogenous zone, many people enjoy a little extra something going on there.

>>24708092
(I'm OP, just on my phone now)

And I have done this to someone, but it was like the 5th time we were together and we took a shower and I reallllly cleaned him first so that I could play without worrying about as many germs.
He seemed to enjoy it.
He fingered my ass too, but I felt more comfortable because it was clean.

>>24708223
I guess they were just okay with germs, though they should have asked. Anal is more mainstream, but there are a lot of people who don't like it or find it painful. Some people just don't get that, or respect people's boundaries I guess. It seems to be a pattern, so you should probably say something before fucking in the future. As annoying as it is to need to provide a list of don'ts when you start, it's better than having some dingus cross the line. Anal is something I really like, so I probably would still ask on the first fuck. I don't think that's unreasonable.

>>24707632
>you're a fucking slut
I thought as much. But just because I might be doesn't mean I don't have standards. To start with I'm only swiping right like 1/60 of the people. I'd say roughly 80% have also swiped right on me. 1/40 or so people has super liked me. I am more likely to look at all of their pictures, however I only think it marginally increases my likliness of swiping right. I talk with people about opinions, day to day life, sexual interests, romantic history and more before I meet people. Of the people that ask for my number on tinder (which I consider a necissary escalation for me to take the person seriously), I'd say I end up meeting 1/3. This is because I do not agree to dates unless I am sure we will have enough to talk about for a few hours.
I do talk with people before I fuck them. I'm kinda shy and they'll have to break through it first.
A good kiss with lots of sexual tension is required for escalation.

>>24708267
Somewhere in there you gotta insert 'the talk'. Meaning, obviously, the 'butt stuff' topic.

Like I said, I'm not shaming you, I'm not even criticizing you. I'm a big slut myself, if I were a woman I'd probably be even easier than you I'm just pointing out that because you're pretty easy to fuck, they expect you to be down for whatever. I think if you establish those limits early on, you'll have less frustration stemming from guys making a beeline for your anus.

Probably because all three guys have been closet homos
Fixation with the asshole is a pretty strong sign of latent homosexual tendencies and considering they have all those other fine options on a woman's body that they are neglecting they are definitely gay.
Either that or they figure if you like the finger you'll be okay with the cock but any man who thinks they're gunna be allowed to cum without a condom in a girls ass even though they aren't allowed to in the pussy are pants on head retarded
Also you're on tinder, everyone you meet will be retarded

>>24707124
>so they don't feel entitled
Get your head out of your ass timblrite
If you're on tinder you're looking for dick/pussy
That's a fact, it's not entitlement it's the whole point of the god damn app
Please hang yourself

>>24707180
>Blatant whore tries to justify her butthole being off limits despite both being a whore and fucking random strangers
You can't have your cake and eat it to

>>24708267
>But just because I might be doesn't mean I don't have standards
That's exactly what it means
Sluts don't get the luxury of picking and choosing because they're sluts
That's the whole schtick
You want all that dick and to be slutty you waive the options you want like respect or someone to care about you etc.
You want more options stop being a slut, it's really simple

>>24708267
hot thread OP.
personally, i'd try licking your asshole before i'd try sticking a finger in it and you you weren't into it, i'd just focus my efforts elsewhere

>>24707257
You are now aware that ass men want to put things in your ass.


If you don't want men that are into asses, then start attracting men differently.

If you talk about your ass, wear pants that make your ass look great, show them pics of your ass, all you're gonna find is ass men.

If you're goal is attention for a different part of your body, use that to lure men.

>>24708372
I don't think I showed anyone a pic of my ass...
I also don't wear clothes that accentuate my ass

>>24708357
I like how everyone says they'd do something to it when they haven't even seen it lol

>>24708430
desu I agree with him. I dig asses, I like rimming either sex. When I'm with a guy, if he has me suck him while he's seated and i'm kneeling between his legs, I always go for it if he looks and smells clean back there. When I'm with a woman, same thing - if I'm going down on her, I'm gonna try to go all the way down. It's less likely to be refused than an attempt at any sort of penetration, it's a good ice breaker for the 'anal' topic, and let's be honest here, if I'm into her enough to eat her pussy, I'm definitely willing to eat that ass.

I expect most guys who are into that would say the same.

>>24708430
i was just generalizing, i didn't mean your ass specifically.
if i was with you and i didn't like the looks of your asshole, i wouldn't stick my tongue in it.
however, unless you have roids that hang out your ass like a dog's tail, i'd probably be ok with it

>>24708223
gnar

go you

>>24708490
Yea, but I was clean that time

>>24708434
Interesting take.

So you are saying that the vagina (which is self-cleaning) is something that you are less likely to lick than a person's ass (not self-cleaning)?

Like is there ever a situation then where you'd lick a girl's ass but not her pussy?

>>24708611
if it had a dick in it or was dripping cum.
otherwise no.

>>24708611
Someone in a relationship that just wanted anal.

>>24708628
The pronouns you used are ambiguous, can you clarify?

>>24708611
No no. I'm saying that if I'm already there (to lick the pussy) and I haven't explicitly been told not to, then I'm almost definitely going to lick the ass. Only thing that would stop me from doing so is if it looks or smells unclean, or if there's some other obvious issue (roids, etc). In which case, i'm probably going to rethink whether or not to continue with the hookup in general.

There has been one single time when I ate a woman's ass and not her pussy, it was a femdom hookup arranged via Fetlife where she specifically wanted ass worship and part of the game was to make me crave her pussy but not be allowed to interact with it in any way.

>>24708664
>ever a situation then where you'd lick a girl's ass but not her pussy?
realistically: probably no.
i wouldn't go down on a girl who just got cream-pied by another dude. if it was my cum, i'd go down on her.
if i was in a mmf 3some, w would not go down on her while the other dude had his dick in her
however, i honestly can't see either of those situations occurring

>whores actually complaining about decency on tinder

>>24708678
Yea, I didn't think so...
I'm not sure I could imagine that situation.
I also can't imagine rimming a guy without blowing him.

>>24708603
>>24708745
meant gnar in the best way possible. love it when a girl is into my ass


no pun intended


nice to see all these young girls so willing to do it too.

Well, I'm meeting another guy tonight, let's see how it goes

>>24709839
Tell him to keep it away from your shitbox

>>24707428
>>24707466

I've been on two dates from Tinder and both of them sucked and we didn't have sex, but
I think that was partially on me.

One was really ugly and fatter than her profile pic to the point where I couldn't get horny

the other date went well I thought. She said she was somebody else's ride and so we had to kill it early with no sex. We texted back and forth for while as a tried to set up a second. She said yes but then she ghosted me.

There was a third one that almost went to a date but I got a little peeved she wouldn't let me pick her up so I ragequit

I've also had two OKCupid dates that went pretty shitty.

The internet is a terrible way to meet people

>>24707064
If she's submissive, and I'm fucking her bareback on the first date, then I'll put a finger in. But for "regular" boring dates, or just blowjobs where I'm feeling up their ass, I won't put a finger in the asshole.

>>24707149
Also yeah, don't go ass to pussy. I mean it's fun, but, that's one of the things she has to ask for if she's down with it, don't assume.

>>24709839
pics
you cheap whore!

Update: No ass stuff because no sex and no oral, we just made out.

>>24709912
Interesting. Literally every person except 2 people when I was younger I've met online.

>>24708267
So how does this work? Like, apparently I managed to make a decent profile and I get matches. They all return my messages hours later, is it because I sorry? I think I do. As a yuropoor /k/-type what the hell am I supposed to talk about? My hobbies are all not really the kind of stuff you bring up in these places.

>>24711660
*Sperg, spill spaghetti, act like an edge Lord, whatever.

>>24707454
>I live in SoCal and tinder doesn't work for shit

Same experience here. I tried it for about a year and found that I'd get a lot of matches if I used the app a lot, but few of them turned into conversations and none actually went anywhere.

I can't figure out how to deal with the whole "we're talking because we want to fuck but we can't say we want to fuck" dynamic that Tinder has going on.

>>24711617
Was this intentional? Weren't you trying to fuck?

>>24711660
First of all...I don't have notifications turned on, so I forget to check and end up reading messages 2 days later. It's not malicious or uninterested, it's forgetful.
Usually I note this to people. They should then ask for my number (obviously I can get notifications for texts). If they don't ask for my number, I'm not taking them seriously. I also think it's bull shit if people ask to meet before even getting my number. I always call them out on it. Then they ask for my number, we chat via text, and then I can consider it.

>>24711737
I think more than anything the first time I meet someone I want to know how strong the sexual attraction is.

I noticed months ago that I appear to discount people and then when I meet them they are more attractive/interesting than I thought.
So then I started thinking highly of people, kinda comparing them to the other people. But now I keep getting disappointed.

I'm not sure I ever realized how strongly I value voice. Obviously if I swiped right I think they are attractive, but voice is something I have to wait to find out. Also kissing. I get turned off by people that are bad kissers.

So...this date I was not happy with his voice. Also the kisses were mediocre.
I might give him a chance if there is somewhere other than a car, however he was really paranoid about the car stuff, even though were fully clothed and weren't even breaking any laws!

>>24711798
Huh. Fair enough.

I'm bumping because I'm bored

>>24707064
Maybe if you weren't a slut, this wouldn't happen, but if I was having sex with a girl and she didn't let me do anal stuff, I'd stop having sex with her.

>>24712702
as a normie looking nerd that has never kissed a girl before, what exactly is a "bad kiss"? Too much tongue, not enough biting

>>24711798
That's funny. I also put high stock in a man's voice - it has to be as masculine as mine, at the very least. With women, the arbitrary deal breaker is their laugh. If they have an annoying laugh, I can't deal.

>>24707064

Because you're going out with fucking retards

>>24712794
A bad kiss is one where I'd prefer to stop kissing.
It can be anything from dry lips to bad breath to too much tongue, too little tongue, too monotonous, not enough sexual tension, poor utilization of the opportunity to pull me in or feel me up.
There's no saying what is good or bad, it's always a mix of things.

>>24713035
thanks

>>24712866
Yea, makes me think I should be doing a phone call first

>>24707064
Post asshole and I'll tell you why

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>>24713376
This one is a few years old, but it's the only clear shot of it, since my ex took the pic.

>>24712794
>>not enough biting
U wot mate

>>24713390
You have a beautiful asshole, I want to put my tongue in it until you want my cock in it.

Other than that from what I can tell you are pretty so of course people want to do dirty things with you.

>>24713390
I'm surprised it wasn't their tongue because your starfish looks yummy

I'd put my dick in it...

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>>24713460
I literally just said this was not a new pic.

>>24713425
b8 so bad it was obviously just a joke. I wish we could round up all the stupid people and execute them.

>>24707124
wtf, no one is entitled to do what they want no matter if you sleep with them the first time you meet them or 10th time

>>24707257
>>24713390
They try to do it because they know that you're a whore.
You can sit there and say you're not, but this entire thread is proof of that fact. You posted here, posted your nudes, talked about fucking four different men this month, and posted photos of your used up fuck pocket for the whole world to see.
You're a skank and can't blame men for treating you like one. Lmao.

>None of them made me cum, but then again no one ever has anyway.
AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN DO THIS SHIT FOR HER OWN BENEFIT LMAO

>>24713497
Go home, Tumblr.

>>24707064
I never put my finger in my dates ass, then again I never get a date. So maybe the trick to getting dates is by being an asshole, for lack of a better idiom.

>>24707064
maybe you have a particularly alluring anus.

>>24713390
Hella long taint

>>24714119
Ha. But I don't think I accept dates from people that are rude to begin with

>>24714979
up pretty late ~ you sure you ain't on the west coast?

>>24714987
I am not....my dogs just woke me up early

You guys are hilarious. Lol I love it

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>>24713390
you are hot

pity im in australia

sad face with you not on it

>>24713390
God damn.

>Not shaved bare like a pedo-bait
>Long taint
>Cute, spotless asshole

Groceries/10

>>24713390
what watch is that?

>>24715546
I bought it at Kohls lol

>>24715969
lol with that view... i never would have known you were wearing a watch.
>that is beautiful

>>24715969
Timex? Casio? Seiko?

>>24713390
lmao at all the pathetic people complimenting this. That ass and pussy look gross. Don't get me wrong, the girl in the picture doesn't look fat, therefore is fuckable, I'm only talking about the ass and pussy.

>>24715274
I was not aware of the "long taint" phenomenon.

>>24715985
I don't remember, but it rusted pretty easily. I wouldn't recommend it.

>>24716003
I wouldn't say gross, but yeah, nothing out of the ordinary. The asshole is actually pretty, but that pussy... Jesus, you could fit a home theater in there, no wonder no one made her cum, men don't usually have dicks the size of a christmas log. Also, non existent clit.

I'm a whole and i put out right away because I know this person even though this is the first time meeting then in person. Why do they treat me like a whore?
>inb4 kill yourself

how many fucking sets of genitals have the people here actually seen? they don't all look the same, that's the beauty in them. literally nothing wrong with that view

>>24716031
kek, i wasn't going to try to buy one.

>>24716036
virgin detected

>>24716058
virgin detected

>>24716036
That's the angle lol. The angle is to show my asshole, it's not a great angle to show off my pussy.
Also you have no idea what fits inside, you are just commenting that I have larger outer lips.

>>24716145
shut up dear, your cunt looks marvelous.

>>24716024
Perspective is key. Think of it in this context:

Giving oral stimulation is inherently a submissive gesture, one actor subjugated before the other - and often prostrate. What measure of control does the giver have, then? Answer: control over the receiver's body.

(The use of 'you' and 'your' to follow are in the general sense)

If I'm going down on you, your body is at my mercy; your reflexive reactions will be dictated by how well (or not) I provoke them. So while I am ostensibly submitting to you, focusing myself on your pleasure, for as long as you let me do so, I am the one in control of what's happening.

Bearing that in mind, the more nerve-ending packed surface area I have to work with, the more canvas I have on which to paint your orgasm with my tongue. A long taint is not only aesthetically pleasing, but it's fun to play there in between working the pussy or anus and just tease and frustrate my partner - because, while it feels good, they just want me to go back to the main spots.

(/end general use of 'you/your')

>nobody's ever made me cum

Find partners who know what their mouths are for. Or ones who know how to fuck better. And if it's not 'them', see if you can't identify whatever mental block you have preventing you from fully enjoying your body and yourself. Because that fucking sucks. I couldn't imagine never achieving orgasm via intercourse. Like, what do you do? Go home and masturbate after a hooking up? If I was with a woman who couldn't get me off, I think after it was all said and done, I'd lie there next to her and jerk myself off maintaining eye contact with her the whole time, blank facial expression, as if to say "This is what I'm stuck with now, because you couldn't do your part." I'd make her feel so shitty about it she'd have flashbacks and break down in tears while fucking her next partner, that's how pissed I'd be.

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>>24716153
Also, this.

Sometimes it seems like there're more virgins here than on /b/.

>>24707064
Brianna, is that you?

>>24716684
Idk, I got this after googling something a while ago

>>24713390
Holy hell, this guy has it right:
>>24716003
The rest of you beta cucks complimenting that are probably virgins. Don't get me wrong, I've seen worse, but I've definitely seen better.

>>24717081
Alright? Not sure what that even has to do with me.
Obviously I am not getting plastic surgery on my pussy lips. People can deal.

You got pussy like that call me 7075309607

>>24716847
OP, don't get offended by this, am just curious. Have you been tested for STD's, and if so, have you gotten any of them from all of this?

>>24718236
it looks great to me OP, would def lick and fuck for hours and do it again later than night... u kik? jd_g3

also, whats it look like with your legs spread and not using your fingers to open it wide? like just on its own...

>>24707064
Everybody just really wants to try butt stuff, socially acceptable is subjective

>>24707064

You are obviously not a shy person as illustrated by your slutty behavior here...

>>24707157
and here...
>>24713390

These people have realized that you are kind of a "loose" type of woman and believe they have the green light to do whatever they want to you. Since it's so apparent that they are going to get to fuck you, how about when you start getting into it, and it's obvious that they will fuck you, simply inform these men that you do not enjoy any sort of anal penetration? I'm positive they would all say ok, and fuck you in a less degenerate way.

I find it odd that, based on your behavior, that you somehow think that them wanting to put a finger in your asshole (after they were so easily allowed to stick their genitals into your genitals) is just absurd and over the line.

Maybe I'm not clearly understanding the situation though.
BTW, you have an attractive vagina, but I feel like you should be more selective with who you allow to penetrate it, just as you are with your attractive asshole. I'm only saying this because you asked for opinions on your situation.

Good luck!

>>24707180
The 2nd quote in my post should have been this ... oops

>>24707064
>but all 3 people in the last month have tried this
>3 people in the last month
>3 people
>THE FIRST TIME WE MEET
>tinder

>>24707632
Kek. This dumb bitch got BTFO
>can talk to random dudes for weeks at a time
>can then fuck random dudes
>cannot express what is on or off limits with these sexual partners

You literally just say "dont finger my ass." its really, really simple.

I dunno OP, you never know until you try.

I usually just lick my thumb and rub the outside of the butthole during doggy, occasionally I get a little cheeky and try to work it inside if I feel that she is relaxed back there but I often get told to fuck off. Still, I can't seem to help trying. I'm a dirty boy lol

>>24707064
You don't know if you don't try.

>>24713390
Wow. Theres like a mile between your vagina and asshole.

>>24718407
I have absolutely been tested. Many times. It's free on my insurance plan. I love how definitiveness it is.
DNA PCR is awesome.

To answer the question...I haven't caught anything and I don't plan to.
This is what condoms are for.
Also, people can get tested easily and I always ask before engaging in anything if people are sure if they are clean. If they can't say they are sure, I ditch them/withhold until they get tested.

because they can tell you are an easy little tart OP

>>24719388
post more butthole and vag

>>24719536
Lol and then half the people can say it's good and the other half can say it's gross

>>24719068
This is exactly what I think guys are doing.
My question is...when it's clear I was at work all day and haven't been home in 12 hours, why would you assume my asshole is clean?
Isn't that gross?
Like even though it's been wiped, that's not "clean", clean is right after a shower.

>>24720023
It doesn't matter to some people.

>>24720023
Sometimes we just like a real smell....
I hate eating and all I can smell is some kind of soap... real woman smell is so much better!

>>24719388
This thread is TLDR and your I.D hopping is really confusing. Original OP might not even be here.

But question on my mind is: Why are you an anal virgin if you're clearly in to it - so long as you're clean. Don't you think the best way to expel this issue is to just... y'know... jump in the deep end? Most guys who'll fuck around with your ass should already know that you need a heads up for prep to make sure it's clean and to not do any nasty ass to mouth/pussy shit.

Basically: Get fucked in the ass OP.

>>24707064
I did this with a girl I was fucked on a first date, and we dated for a couple of years after. Had her doggy style, she had a nice ass, so I slid a finger in and it felt fucking great. Not like she couldn't have told me not to.

I do it because it feels good, and it's a pretty easy way to tell if the girl's a good fuck or a bore.

You've already got his dick in your pussy on the first date, what's a finger in the ass matter?

>>24720073
I'm OP, I have had like 3 IDs. Every time I go from wifi to cell service it generates a new one.

>already know not to do any nasty ass to mouth/pussy shit.
If they knew, then why am I so worried he's going to stick that same finger in my pussy?

>>24720073
>why not do anal
These guys have relatively big dicks. I'm waiting for a guy with a smaller dick to try anal. I also want more answers as to how to clean the area.

>>24720098
Because you're inexperienced or fucking around with inconsiderate or unhygienic guys.

>>24720109
Stop being a pussy. Start anal training on your own.

If you're worried about cleanliness, take a shower nosel and shove it up your ass. When you feel like the pressure is too much to bear, relocate to the WC and let loose. The ensuing fountain of water will escape with the force of a miniature geyser; rinse, repeat - and viola - clean asshole.

Alternatively take the less thorough approach, while in the shower insert a finger and rinse around with soap until you feel you've covered everywhere. Spoiler: You haven't covered everywhere cause this doesn't clean nearly deep enough into the colon to assure a clean run.

>>24719388
o yes because all the random guys your fucking off the internet are always going to be truthful to you. you are a stupid nasty whore, thats why your getting things up your ass. if you act like a slut thats how you will be treated. your pussy and ass both look nasty, fucking strange men is nasty. females like you are repulsive

>>24720109
you shit on some guys finger didn't you. lmao gross. it's so sluty that your planing on fucking enough guys to try random sizes. that's sad really. you should try stuff like that with someone you trust and are conferrable with not just o a guy I found on line with a tiny dick. anyway im pretty creeped out by you. squirt a shower up your dirty ass then let some stranger fuck it. have a nice day nasty girl

>>24720241
The funny thing is if you are judging it based on the picture, I had only had sex with 3 people in my life at that point in time. None of those people were impulse decisions.

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>>24720109
lmao, having a big dick can be counterproducitive sometimes
but anyway its not like it will be too much of a difference if you do what you have to do.

So about preparing for it . . .

1.- You must have a bowel movement before or some hours before sex so the zone is clear.
· If you wanna be cleaner put some water inside until it comes out cleanish
· If you wanna be even cleaner you can use some kind of selective, laxative or whatever. Probably not necessary.

2.- You should always use some kind of lubrication, I guess spit or pussy juice may work for fingering but not in the long run.

3.- Dont just stick it in, it's gonna hurt. You have to start slow:
Let him rim you if he is into it > one finger until you feel comfortable > 2 fingers > 3 if you think you have to > try to get the D

4.- Don't be tense, relax. Anal is not painful unless you are doing something wrong.

You could start your ass training alone though, let's see if you bring us content.
Happy whoreing

>>24720263
don't mind him, just a random faggot

>>24720259
Nope. Didn't do that. You clearly did not read the thread.

>>24720272
I still don't see it as worth my time to try the training if I'm not getting off that way and I'm not doing it for any specific reason.

>>24720279
Well then, if you are not willing to try why do you ask for advice?

about it feeling good. I guess if you are not even curious about it you won't enjoy it much.
You can still touch yor clit and stuff while doing anal and if you do it properly as I said, it is pleasurable.

"why do I keep hooking up with jerks, internet?"

>>24720279
Here's a reason: Most girls don't admit to doing it, most girls don't admit to trying it, most girls will say that they don't want to do it. Girls fall into those general areas. Do you want to be like most girls? You have the opportunity to practice a skill-set that'll make you more sought after than other girls. Get ahead of the curve.

The only reason I'm putting forward the idea that you should try this is because your posts so far are reeking of curiosity. You talk about it like you want us to think that you don't like it; but I get a strong vibe that you've been thinking about it.

It's very easy to get off that way by the way. You just need to drop your qualms and inhibitions surrounding the topic. Assturbation is fun. Take it from me.

>>24720295
indeed lol

>>24720299
yeah dude she is contradicting...

> I'm waiting for a guy with a smaller dick to try anal
>I also want more answers as to how to clean the area.

I had first date sex for the first time yesterday.

It was with some woman I met online a while ago, we live quite far apart so we'd just been sexting on kik for a few weeks. Yesterday we finally met up in a hotel room and had sex, only I couldn't get my dick hard enough to actually penetrate her. So I guess I'm probably not cut out for casual sex. She came 3 times from me fingering her and eating her pussy, so she said she had a good time and is trying to get me to meet again, but if my dick refuses to play ball a second time I'll be just about ready to fucking kill myself.

>>24720347
haha, shit happens dude. It's cause you are nervous and shit. relax or the soldier won't obey the commander

leting her blow you to get it up is an option

>>24720279
I thought like this until I tried it. It is NOT just for the guy it DOES feel good. Honestly sometimes I can't cum while masturbating if my ass is empty now.

>>24720299
This. Exactly this.

>>24719667
Here's a simple way to tell. A lot of thirsty idiots will say it's good for any picture of any girl, look at the fat girl thread if you don't believe me. The only thing that counts are the negative comments. If the negative comments have a reasonable basis, they're usually true.

>>24720407
I think there are a lot of people that say things out of spite or ignorance. I don't think those comments hold any weight.
Especially comments about the pic, people are dead wrong, since I was barely sexually active at that point it time

>>24720430
Stop being delusional, you know damn well if negative comments have a reasonable basis or not. Here's another simple way to tell, if negative comments were totally off base, would you even care? Imagine if someone called you an ugly African, you would laugh it off and ignore it because it's totally off base. The fact that we're discussing this right now is because you know damn well the negative comments have a basis.

As for the positive comments, take a look at all the responses this 200lb landwhale got.
>>24697811
Positive comments are completely meaningless.

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>>24720445
desu honest her pussy and asshole look pretty decent except she needs a shave and knowing how to spread her lips
body is good

some people is into landwhales not everyone here

>inb4, whiteknighting
desu I think she is an insecure liar

>>24720488
wth why did I type desu?
mods trolling me?

>>24720494
desu
desu, desu, desu
T B H

>>24720501
lmao i can't fucking type t b h

>>24720263
I dont think your sexual partners were related to his comments about your ass and pussy being gross. He just isnt into you.

>>24720618
>fucking strange men is nasty

This would not be visible in the pic. There were no "strange men".

>>24720714
It wasnt related bro. He used a comma, maybe it would have been more clear to you if he had used a period to separate his two thoughts.

>>24720723
Independent and dependent clauses...so much fun.

I think we can all agree it was a poorly worded statement.

I think we can also agree that I have resisted the urge to post better pictures because they are irrelevant to the thread topic.

>>24721112
Lol, this so much.
At least she doesn't deny it tho'. She's nothin' more than a living onahole. Kekkeroonie.

>>24721112
agree, her personality is kinda shit
but calm down, her body isn't that bad you gonna traumatize her for life

>>24707064
wait, is that not okay?

>>24720764
And i think we can agree with the other random anon who said you should only be bothered by a comment of you think it has a basis in truth. And you're very bothered. Kek.

>>24707064
Wait so
Sex on first meet YES
Finger in ass on first meet NO
No prearranged boundaries
They're just supposed to know exactly the level of slut you are to flatter your ego

I'd imagine it's because most of the girls who fuck them immediately after meeting them will let them do whatever they want to them. It is Tinder after all, not candle-lit romance app, and you are after all fucking someone you're just now seeing in person for the first time.

>>24707064
>Implying you weren't asking for it, and changed your mind after

>>24719388
ok cool, ty for the answer.

>>24720445
Well that post does say top heavy, people are chasing after the huge udders lol.

>>24720347
Everytime I have had problems getting it up were when it was the first time being with that partner. So if I were you I'd meet up with her and try again.

>>24728023
Yeah that was probably it. I had similar problems the first time I tried to fuck my ex as well, but I put that down to drinking too much.

It puts me off using tinder though. If every girl is expecting a good fuck on the first date I'll never get very far. Maybe I should get some viagra.

>>24707200
This.
I'm not personally into anuses enough that I'd, for my own pleasure, stick my finger(s) in your ass.
But 3:3 people? Maybe your ass is just irresistible.

>>24728023
Idk, I would say if a guy can't get it up the first time it means they aren't attracted to me, so why am i wasting my time?

>>24728291
It's not really about being attracted to the girl. It's more that I'm overthinking things the first time I'm with someone, or it's the uncomfortableness of the situation that causes my dick to not get hard. For me it's only ever happened the first time with someone new, or maybe when I'm really really drunk. I was with my ex for 5 years and the only time I had trouble getting hard was the first time we tried to fuck. Every time after that was fine.

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>>24707064
i dunno but i'd ask stuff like that one day but not right at the beginning. after weeks maybe.
that counts for normal dates though. i'd even pay for her food and go out normally, etc. i only do stuff like that with a woman i wanna be together.

but you gotta understand a difference.
a tinder date?
that's not a normal girl/guy.
someone you meet over tinder just wants to fuck. so it's all about sex and only that. of course i'd expect someone i met on tinder to be freaky/kinky and sexually open.
that's what you don't understand, faggot.

>>24728291
Maybe he would be your soulmate if you stick around but because he's nervous because he wants to please you so much (performance anxiety) you don't give him a chance. Typical whore behavior.

>>24730217
I have tried this. Resentment builds up. Going to the doctor to discuss his performance anxiety and to get viagra/cialis doesn't solve anything. I should have realized it wouldn't get better, but I ignored it.