Austhread: Christmas in Summer Edition The usual drill >age

>26
>M
>0800
>looking for literally anyone else in this shithole territory to smoke and hang with.

2099 anyone want to chill?

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25/M/2060

19/m/2110 lurking about

>>24707110

That depends, on a scale of Edis to Normie how autistic are you?

>>24707120

Put that on your tinder and see who gets it

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>>24707128

Chances are slim to none

>>24707155

Even better, there's no bad result

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>>24707007
>>22
>>m
>>adelaide
>>women (any state)
>>kik/discord/skype etc to [email protected]

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post vocaroos i love Australian accents

Where the qt melbourne twinks/femboys at

24
M
3034

I'm so bored you guys. Someone, anyone talk to me pls

19/m/2118
lads i'm so fucked.
i'm recently jobless and my marks at uni dropped off a cliff.
teach me how to get a summer spot at a big ass firm.

23/M/3023

>>24707110
OI cunt do you live in narraweena, Cromer or Dee why

>>24707672

You'll be fine. Big companies generally are more selective so don't expect that but there's always spots at smaller ones.

However you generally wanna get the spot a long time before summer starts

27/m/bi/4207 Beenleigh area

Anyone near? kik me anonymouschap

>>24707419
wrong thread idiot

>>24707554
sup brah

>>24707419
Timestamp or gtfo

bumperino

>>24709696

n-no you

25 M Brisbane
Want to hang out and play video games at yours, while I try Crossdressing for the first time.
Hit me up on Kik : auscd

20/m/4567

kik:hcole10

bored

anyone around 4019. i got some cheeseburgers man....

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Come on seriously I'm so fucking bored..

>>24710267
read a book, faggot.
Also, passionfruit and grapefruit are foul in alcohol, had their smoked porter recently, quite nice.

>>24710606
what book do you suggest?

>>24710785
What are you into? I mean, I could suggest hundreds of science papers and books, high 10's of psych papers and books, lots of philosophy, classic lit? What are you in the mood for? I never understand how anyone could ever be bored, this world has so much to offer.

>>24711085
Yeah bro, I agree! How could anyone be bored? Reading books is certainly fulfilling.

27/M/4018

Reckless alcoholic and always looking for new drinking buddies.

kik: Djenkou

25
Male
Richmond 3121
Idk
Kik: Klogg99

22m 4216

Up for experimenting with other anons, Kik me golecoastanon

>>24707738

Hey! Not a lot ...

not a single female

oh wait i met the only female irl here and made her my gf lol

>>24711479
>not sure if making fun of own desperateness or bragging

>>24711479
a gf from 4chan. sure it doesnt have a cock?

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>>24711479

fuck niggers - klasm

Can I get a perth girl lets goo

>19
>m
>4103
>gf who knows that the jews are out to ruin everything.

Bump from 11

Kik lovewhiteguys

25/m/3216
What's up?

>>24711479
Penus tucking dudes are not chicks anon

>>24715191
oh no fun looks like he gone.

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>>24717809

How suicidal would it be to go late night shopping tonight just so that I can get some hanaichi?

>>24718025

That sounds like food so I'm guessing it wouldn't be as crazy as buying something from a store tonight

26/m/2478

lookin for girls in the area to hang with

19/m/3160

high af, looking for some fun

>>24715439
That's okay, this is the aus thread. There will be another idiot along any minute now

>>24718924
And there they are now

>>24719040

>>24718932

>>24707685
Dee Why m8 I'm not a scrub

some of you are a'right. don't go to aldi's tomorrow

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Um, what?

>>24718924
>There will be another idiot along any minute now
I

HAVE ARRIVED

>22
>M
>Sydney (CBD/North)
>Kik: hvincenzo

I'm a pom over here on business. Well, I'm back home for Xmas but in Sydney again on Jan 7th. Own apartment. Know nobody over here - looking for people to do stuff in the evenings with.

>>24719682

25/m/north sydney. Also have my own apartment. What's your idea of fun?

>>24719510
thanks for applying.

Can you tell the board what you bring to the job of forum idiot, and why we should choose you over the other candidates.

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>>24720529
i get drunk and make a cunt of myself on a daily basis
we're talking primo cunt here

>>24721452

Your resume is mediocre relative to your competitiors

23/m/6010, straight.

Looking for someone to chat to, maybe a hookup.

Just had a break up after a long term relationship, so either of the above would be good right now.

kik: jce6010

28/m/4127
Bored at work, anyone wanna chat?
Kik: lucerious

4558 m 24 reporting

>tfw still no qt faggits

>>24723152
Speak for yourself

any perth cunts in 6061

>>24721581
tell us about your gf anon

do you still love her

>>24707080
>26
>M
>0800
Are you me?

>22
>M
>2210
>no gf
I've never been on a date but it's very hard for me to find someone, one I'm quite introverted and two, I'm indian (but I grew up here). Anyone know a good place to date? I'm shit outta ideas and I've tried various dating sites, no luck.

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>>24723261

Kys

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>>24723274
Come here and say that, I'll poo on you.

>>24723280
Indian women were designed for white cock.

>>24723204
>6061
Balga? Get fucked cunt. I'd rather not get stabbed before Christmas. Unless you got coke... I'll drive 3 hours for that shit.

20
M
6035 (but can drive)
Have gf. Looking for chills?

>>24723204
Yeah, I do. But she was a bit crazy. I'm getting over it but she was the first girl I really cared about & gave everything to. So it'll take a while. It's only been a few days.

Gerfag again

Hey people of New castle and abouts. Just been driving from Melbourne straight through to Sydney / newcastle. Really need a chill now. Would be nice if someone can help. Can provide pics that Show We're Not a cop! Pleaaaaase it's xmas!!

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25/f/6066 and 25/m/6066
His Kik - lockedslave86
Message to get her kik pic is of her ass

>>24724912

she's a big girl, how much she weigh?

>>24724912
Added

5073
23/m
Straight
Kik rb26s13
If your close by hit me up see were things go

>>24721489
yeah nah

21
M
4118/bris
Tfw no pc. Bored af senpai, jesus

heading inna melbourne cbd city for wanders to keep myself busy, anyone want to join?

>>24707007
How many fats are in Australia and is it the same amount in this thread?

>>24724912
fatty cuck, please fuck off

>>24726655
Yeah but there's a drought here so meh.

>>24726786
what? that makes no sense, you fuck off too,

both of you should listen to these dub dubs
>>24726655

>>24726837
Aha yeah nah.

Any Tweed Heads anons on here ?

>>24726906
you want Tasmania...oh I thought that was twin heads

Merry Christmas cunts

today is going to be depressing. bye bye

Expat here. Recently broke up with long term gf, friend group all supported her instead of me. Looking for some new cunts to hang out with.

Anybody melbourne based? 27/m here, especially looking for movie buddies (still quite a lot in the cinema i havent seen yet), or people into boardgames.

>>24728205

This is why you don't date inside your circle mate.

>>24728588
Situation is slightly more difficult. We both moved here (expats) when we were already together. Made most friends together. It wasn't a "bad" breakup, but i noticed most were friends with "us" because of her, not me.

>>24728205
>>24728594
>melbcucks
>human

>>24728652
Not really sure what you're on about. I fucking love melbourne. Best city i've ever lived in. And that's coming from a guy who HATES living in big cities.

>>24728690
shan't

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22/m/3037
All I want for Christmas is a nice uncut cock to take my virginity.

kik: mrrobotisreal

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Merry Xmas shitlords

23/m/6154
I don't know, alone for xmas, bored wondering if someone is close

>>24728594
>both moved here

must be good having a gf who wants to move to another state with you. let alone with you.

might dump the cunt cos she doesnt want to move in fuck her

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4053/m/21

too fuckin bored
housemate/sister went off to spend time with rest of family in hometown so I got the place to myself

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>>24729322

Get on tc and let's finish that bottle.

Also, double fuck you to that pajeet if he's still around

>>24729306
I don't think you understand the situation..
We were a couple back in our home country. We moved here together, as a couple, living together.
Also, didn't move "states". We moved halfway across the world.

>>24729437
>travel to new country with gf
>she uses you as a support while she settles in to the new country and makes new friends
>She abandons you

Should've stayed home. Your life is over now m8. You're never going to be happy again.

What country are you from originally?

I'm from Brisbane, on the south side. Odd question, but does anyone know of a private but still public place where I can go later tonight to have a wank outside?

I'm not looking to show off, or get caught, but I like doing it outdoors. Brisbane doesn't really have too many quiet places like the sunshine coast, I kind of miss this.

>>24729501
well, based on the level of religious respect these days, you could always try a church - they will be empty at this time of year

>>24729437
I meant me as in my girlfriend doesn't want to live together.

>>24729033
dont bother with this post, tookk a bunch of xans so maybe next time

>>24729773
ha you make it seem like someone was going to respond to you, come on man nobody cares about us folks

You're all failing me -_-
Just wanted a little green for a roadtrip. Already in newcastle and driving north tomorrow. (came from adelaide)

The only thing i got was in a Sydney hostel from some italian guy

who else here is from hobart/tas??

>>24729357
whats the tc

>>24729806
only your relatives ;D

>>24715178
24 male 3216, listening to vaporwave because its hot as balls, what are you up to dude?

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Hey mates, join the Down Under Group Call on Skype for people from Australia and New Zealand. Here are the links.

Skype web link:

https://join.skype.com/t4Jwp9sKnXXK

Skype desktop link:

skype:?chat&blob=XKCN203JPEpkd042lphwyMcXZ-vHu1w6xs0rng3hIJdEvoi9fKXfaXpq3RoEiJdR_ZMtKEzSM0c

>>24731664
Do they come with the link?

23 m Sydney bi
Im up for giving a blowjob or whatever so if you want to fool around or just chill then hit me up
kik benad

>>24725271
But do you have to be a girl tho

22/M/3012

Looking for someone to hang out with, preferably red pilled but that's a tall order in Melbourne

>>24726906
ayyy what up

So late can't sleep zzz

Hey brisbane here near 4133 ladys hmu kik:jgrimm94

any females near 4017

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24
m
2000

le gay and new to the city so looking for guys or girls under 26 to hangout with.

>>24734160
no nut im still gonna do burn outs in front of the house