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I see no assumption thread: let's make one! Post your face

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I see no assumption thread: let's make one!

Post your face and guess things about others.
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just kill me
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Just took this one - sorry for the potato camera.
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>>24705609
I could look into those eyes all night. Want sex?
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>>24705609
like to be alone
>>24705610
owns music on vinyl
>>24705654
thirtsy asf
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first time posting on /soc/
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>>24705609
Use to be a cheerleader
>>24705610
Major in chemistry, kind of insecure
>>24705738
Food replaces your need of love momentarily
>>24705765
Raised in a Christian family, has a lot of friends at church
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>>24705827
correct
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>>24705827
huh, was raised Christian but my family is pretty non-religious and I turned atheist at like 12, so no church friends, but good guess
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>>24705765
Big Led Zeppelin Fan?
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>>24705738
>owns music on vinyl
yep
>>24705827
>Major in chemistry, kind of insecure
Wrong about the major, but yeah I'm kind of insecure
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>>24705609
probably have a deep voice, but in a nice way
>>24705610
tries super hard with girls and then it goes unnoticed
>>24705738
you look like you enjoy basketball
>>24705753
you rarely take pictures of yourself
>>24705765
extremely nice
>>24705827
edgy exterior but somewhat nerdy personality, lowkey enjoys vidya and star wars ETC
>>24705865
always smiles at others
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>>24705609
/fit/
>>24705610
/r9k/
>>24705738
/b/
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>>24706068
Self conscious based on the filter
>>24705865
You like doing shit outdoors
>>24705827
Edgy
>>24705753
Depressed
>>24705738
Lonely
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>>24705609
You are tough on the outside, unreachable, but terribly lonely on the inside. You enjoy the company of African American men for $200 an hour.
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This looks like fun
>>24706176
can probably code in C++ and Javascript
>>24706068
live in the mid west, into art, i love your hair
>>24705827
can probably play guitar lines pretty well (I play bass, it kinda interests me more)
>>24705738
Way too young for this website
>>24705609
Fucking Goddess, nuf said

>bonus points if you can find out what i'm passionate about
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>>24706068
>tries super hard with girls and then it goes unnoticed
guilty
>>24706157
>/r9k/
never posted there
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>>24706240
>code
Nah, I'm more of a history guy
Anyways, I'm gonna assume you enjoy art and that you're possibly an artist
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>>24706267
>Mentalfloss
i can draw and i do photography but it's more a hobby than a passion
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Be gentle.
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>>24706068
Sucks a mean dick
>>24706176
Plays a good deal of league of legends
>>24706240
Listens to metal
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>>24706298
"Nice guy"
>>24706240
Troglodyte
>>24706176
Good at math
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>>24706301
you're right i do like metal
>>24706307
i'm not a dunce, mouthbeather.
what's your gpa?
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>>24705609
you seem like one of those free spirit people that eat healthy and swear against makeup
>>24705610
you try to make everybody think youre smart
>>24705738
u had a long emo phase ur not over
>>24705753
ur a huge film guy and its all u can talk about
>>24705765
frat boy who likes vampire weekend and religious studies
>>24705827
u look like a dominant man but ur a sub in bed
>>24705865
/fit/ guy who is anal about looks
>>24706068
makeup guru wannabe and watches a lot of tutorials
>>24706176
engineering major who is very stressed and barely passing
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>>24706307
Not entirely sure what you mean by "nice guy," but probably accurate.

I would say you have left-leaning political beliefs without being full on SJW.
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>>24706324
Like shit I'm dumb af
>>24706348
Like those nice guys finish last guys no offence tho
>>24706337
Man your caked
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fuck it why not.
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>>24705609
down to earth
>>24705610
audiophile
>>24705738
you need a new hairstyle, browses /b/ every day
>>24705753
video games and football
>>24705765
guy i would be friends with
>>24705827
edgy
>>24705865
ladies' man, college
>>24706068
500 facebook friends
>>24706176
white collar
>>24706240
eyebrow game on point, frat
>>24706298
likes formula one
>>24706301
wants to be rich but isn't
>>24706307
high pitched voice
>>24706337
goes to bars every weekend
>>24706368
thirsty af ("do me" on t-shirt?)
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>>24706362
Yeah, I used to be 100%. Just wasn't sure if you meant it sarcastically or not, haha.

Sort of breaking that trend though.
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I'll get round to doing assumptions when I'm not as tired, apologies...
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>>24706414
You are about 20% as smart as you are attractive.

At least you're fairly attractive.
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>>24706454
cute and thoughtful, likes reading
>>24706451
plays an intstument or more
>>24706414
thinks that he underdelivers
>>24706368
expert on some topic
>>24706337
cosmetics and filter make your face look so generic
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>>24706414
honestly didn't even notice.
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>>24706362
>>24706479
im wearing a tinted moisturizer, mascara, eyeliner, blush, and a little on my brows. the only filter im using is a brighten and one that pulls browns.
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>>24706502
i trickered you senpai, i wasnt assuming that it reads "do me". but please stop wearing this shirt or shirts with funny text in general.
>>24706477
i take that as a compliment. you're right in a way, i'm just lazy as shit; maybe i'll drop out of uni because i can't get my ass up...
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>>24705609
doesn't want to get killed. only seeking attention from good looking guys
>>24705765
Newfag normie looking. Doesn't know what's coming next.
>>24705738
hasn't touch a puss, ever.
(sorry I've seen your face on many rating thread)
>>24705865
typical good looking guy. (aka chad) Must get a lot of puss.

>>24706337
>>24706454
qt but pretty much bland like every other girl I can find on Tinder.

oh boy, fuck off idk anymore. I'm a sperg, how am I supposed to be able to assume anything from anyone anyway?
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>>24706479
Genuinely gets along with most people
>>24706451
Has a DnD app on your phone
>>24706414
Bets on rugby games (and wins!)
>>24706337
Was insecure about your looks growing up, but you're living for them now
>>24706307
Is pretty decent at scateboarding
>>24706301
Your name is Chase, Chad, or Brent.
>>24706240
Smokes more weed than advised for your body weight
>>24706176
Is German?
>>24706068
Weeb
>>24705827
Always gets randomly selected at the airport
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>>24706301
Prime candidate for joining a cult.

>>24706337
Shallow and ditzy

>>24706368
>You roll a 1, your penis critically misses the vagina and causes the girl to run screaming from your house.

>>24706451
You wish you were a real viking

>>24706454
You're insecure about your looks, but good at pretending you aren't.

>>24706479
LolsorandumbXD

>>24706555
>Insert Zoolander quote of your choice

>>24706567
Really really wants attention
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>>24706567
yes i am curious about people and want to get to know very different ones
>>24706567
you read books about difficult topics. quite serious
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>>24706585
yikes you got me to a T
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>>24706567
Well I'm American but I def have German ancestry as well as Irish, British, and pretty sure a few others
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>>24706598
If it helps, it seems like you are pretty darn cute. Try not to worry so much.

>>24706532
I'm glad you took it as a compliment, I wasn't trying to put you down.
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>>24706414
I'm actually a senior in high school
>>24706567
true but I do it monthly
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>>24705609
smart, quiet, has good taste in music and deep conversation
>>24705765
mostly keeps to himself but can be really goofy and funny around friends
>>24705865
live a stable, healthy life
>>24706068
open-minded probably liberal, love to play with different hair and makeup looks
>>24706176
super normal
>>24706240
rebellious growing up
>>24706298
cool guy who enjoys simple things in life
>>24706307
you seem cool and smart, kinda trendy >>24706337
you like to pamper yourself with nice hair/skin products and going out to eat at your fave place
>>24706414
tough
>>24706454
energetic and playful, cute in a innocent way
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>>24705609
You like rabbits
>>24705610
You have a somewhat decent job and are funny but shy
>>24705738
You like sonic the hedghog
>>24705753
Needs a gf
>>24705765
Usually unhappy
>>24705827
Not sure
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>>24706176
>lonely
Yep.
>>24706240
>Way too young for this website
I have a major baby face I know
>>24706337
>Emo
Nah
>>24706414
I know I need a new haircut, and I do occasionally browse /b/, but not everyday
>>24706555
kill me famalam
>>24706915
10 years ago maybe


Those assumptions were rough, fucking kill me
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lord knows i tried
but i'm back on my shit

>>24706973
not u
>>24706915
mortal kombat master
>>24706884
stacy/10
>>24706567
librarian
>>24706555
fav song is dragostea din tei
>>24706479
/soc/ level 99
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>>24707087
what does that mean`?
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uh sure okay

>>24707087
goes hard at guitar hero
>>24706973
probably has a bunch of birds
>>24706915
computer science major
>>24706884
likes wine
>>24706454
listens to indie bands on spotify in her spare time
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Im pretty shit at making observations about people
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>>24707166
wing game so strong don't need no man

>>24706555
probably in the closet or questioning

>>24706567
gorgeous and knows it

>>24706451
Dealing with mental health issues, but has a strong character and enjoys nerdy things

>>24707087
fan of late night gaming, probably in or graduated from college figuring out what's next
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>>24707240
Didn't vote Hillary despite the Bernie tat -- just a privileged fuckboi
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>>24707240
memelord
>>24707228
into very masculine guys
>>24707172
philosophical, gets really sad ans quiet when drunk
>>24707166
playful, loves animals, emotional
>>24707087
tries to escape real life, stays up the whole night and sleeps throughout the day
>>24706973
owns a dog, often fakes smiles
>>24706915
has no one to talk to, rarely goes outside
>>24706884
tries to be as healthy and fit as possible, into running
>>24706567
generally tends to like lesser known movies, bands etc, alternative
>>24706555
wrote poems in class instead of listening
>>24706479
you look oddly feminine in that pic, i wonder where youre from
>>24706454
you dream a lot, currently in love
>>24706451
metalhead, plays the guitar and writes songs
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>>24707387
def would
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>>24707387
what do you guess? :)
you like having pets
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>>24707276
Fuck did you say to me
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>>24706368
A music man, maybe a musician. You should play ukulele.
>>I was born sideways, it isn't a phase mom
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>>24707399
Poland? i have no idea desu
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>>24706176
nah i just like the filter :P
>>24706240
i dont live in america at all, i did art for a few weeks but dropped it for business, thank you!
>>24706301
only seen some online
>>24706337
watch a few, but im shit at it lmao
>>24706414
hm yeah, i used to have 3000ish
>>24706567
i hate anime
>>24706884
im extremely alt right, hair and make up is yeah spot on
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Just 18 & recently shaved. Go!
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>>24706176
"yeah, youve probably never heard of them."
>>24706240
hangs out at skateparks and smokes weed
>>24706298
future mall security guard
>>24706301
super rich, owns a yacht
>>24706307
"hey is your friend single, hes cute"
>>24706337
makes a mean lasagne
>>24706368
used to be a brony
>>24706414
"come on guys the teacher is WAITING"
>>24706451
metal or die
>>24706454
goes for a job at random times
>>24706479
the funny guy of the group
>>24706555
next elliot rodger
>>24706567
ends every argument with lmao bye and then blocks the other person, probably believes the wage gap exists
>>24706884
the "mom" of the group
>>24706915
hits up random girls at the mall
>>24706973
has an aunt named theresa or maria
>>24707087
orders the same drink at a bar every time you go there
>>24707166
enjoys k-pop
>>24707172
haha then what ;)
>>24707228
takes it in the ass
>>24707240
"heres how bernie can still win"
>>24707387
"haha look at the pepe meme"
>>24707411
funny guy of the group
>>24707666
"why do the nice girls go for jerks" ahh the devil is in this thread
>>24707919
twins with >>24707666 ?
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>>24707959
Nah senpai not even related. Good try though.
I'm a music producer, Dj, graphics designer, painter, poet, writer, tech savvy and game designer, that's pretty much all.
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>>24707991
what type of games do you design?
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>>24707997
Just simple 2.5D games
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>>24707387
nope sorry, I hate poetry
>>24707228
well, idk if its the case, but I prefer wimminz tho.
>>24707087
sorry, I'm more into Psytrance and dubstep. Butt nice try m8 :)
>>24707959
woa... I don't consider myself a murderer... ... yet...
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>>24707228
>>24707387
>>24707959
all correct. not sure how you managed to guess about kpop but nice job.
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>>24707387
Hot as fuck
>>24707411
Slightly crazy
>>24707666
Bored and narcissistic
>>24707919
Fucks giraffes
>>24708027
Misanthropic gamer
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>>24708373
gets upset when people say he doesnt have a soul
has a tarantula
>>24707387
would cancel last minute when I invite her over for spaghetti
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>>24708373
Somewhat socially retarded
>>24707387
Cute. Probably has anxiety
>>24707228
Insecure
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>>24708389
Has fucked a dog on at least one occasion
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>>24706157
lol
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>>24708377
has an accent, really likes knives and guns.
>>24708384
Has an MBA, lives in either new york or LA
>>24708389
Works as a manager at a restaurant or grocery store.
Generally considered the cool one.
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Ok let's play
=D
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>>24708418
old-style asian, virgin but masturbates every night, listen to kpop, and kinda shy. hairy natural pubes

>>24708414
kinda crazy bitch, single at the moment, college student, hot in bed

>>24708376
fatty looking for attention, would agree on anal just to get some love, had her boobs posted on the web, uses tinder
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>>24708384
Looks dumbfounded
>>24708418
Wears to much makeup
>>24708414
Lives in Chicago
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>>24708428
Lol ok.... ...
>>24708431
Is too much? Maybe I should reduce then~~
hmm
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>>24708446
was i right on something?
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>>24708414
most friends are guys
>>24708418
been to a conference recently, is shy and insecure in bed but would go along with what I want
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>>24708447
LOL maybe
>>24708455
(y)
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>>24705609
Like stoned music
>>24705610
A kind of hipster
>>24705738
Listen some rap
>>24705753
Figth on the street
>>24706337
Hang out every saturday
>>24706454
Calm girl
>>24706479
Potatoes sherif
>>24706567
Serious girl
>>24707166
Crazy girl
>>24708418
cute asian and happy girl
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>>24708506
Abraham Lincoln?
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>>24708414
Cuteasfuck/10
Show us your boobs.
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>>24708512
Really xd
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>>24705609
edgy as fuck
>>24705610
too kind and people take advantage of you (you don't look weird btw)
>>24705738
used to have anger issues
>>24705753
hates how society works
>>24705765
has really fucked up fetishes
>>24705827
hard to tell things about people without seeing their eyes
>>24705865
used to deal drugs
>>24706068
wants to be a teacher or something similar
>>24706176
you act douchey because you're afraid people will dominate you
>>24706240
falls asleep on the couch at least 2 times a week
>>24706298
hard to tell without seeing eyes
>>24706301
very angry but doesn't know why\at what
>>24706307
goes to art gallery's
>>24706337
wants to be a police or army officer, will power trip
>>24706414
used to love sports but dropped it for some reason
>>24706451
fantasizes of leaving everything behind and being a homeless traveler.
>>24706454
can't argue without yelling
>>24706479
can't be alone with your thoughts, always needs to be/talk with someone
>>24706555
likes to hide behind corners and scare people
>>24706884
super normie who try's to be nice to people
>>24706915
suicidal thoughts for years but never gets pushed over the edge
>>24706973
try's to hype up everyone over every little thing
>>24707087
dude weed lmao
>>24707166
has a shitload of orbiters and kinda likes it
>>24707172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw
>>24707228
obsessed with a certain country and is planning to travel to it
>>24707240
"just fuck my shit up"
>>24707387
people think you're a bitch but you're just insecure
>>24707411
wants to write a book or a movie
>>24707666
mysterious
>>24707919
wants to be cool
>>24708027
wants to be a sub in a dom sub relationship
>>24708373
good at math, has Asperger's or something similar>>24708376
gets too drunk in parties and passes out>>24708384
manager at mcdonalds, white knight>>24708389
really really really wants to be rich
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>>24708457
would love to know what parts
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come at me.
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>>24708553
nupe, i HATE kids
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>>24708384
lmao i am prone to cancel on people but spaghetti...man id come over in a heartbeat
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how fast/slow is this board?
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>>24708697
ready to seize the means of production
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>>24708588
you like beer
>>24708506
awkward way to talk
>>24708414
likes a lot anime
>>24708389
likes to swim
>>24708384
likes economics
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>>24708529
>likes the theater
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>>24708725
guilty as charged.
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>>24708669
get your ass here then cause im the fucking spaghetti king
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>>24708804
but can you make better spaghetti than an italian? :^)
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>>24708807
no but I can do a pretty good Mario impression
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>>24708843
You got me. Wanna play some vidya?
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>>24708850
yea sure, yo got kik or something else?
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>>24708867
Yep, whats your name?
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>>24708885
its xyounes024
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>>24708885
Its thekhuzdum, check profile pic. I am using another pc
>>24708893
Good try retard
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>>24708929
haha wtf are you doing? She didnt add me anyway
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>>24705609
reposts the dankest memes on reddit and facebook
>>24705610
superglued a piece of dehydrated corn to the wall
>>24705738
will always invite friends into his room to watch this cool video you found on YouTube that your friends certainly has seen before
>>24705753
sends outdated memes to friends' personal inbox on fb. Also plays piano
>>24705765
accidentally slams door at 3 in the morning, apologizes loudly
>>24705827
is never home due to how many things they are involved in, is only home to eat ramen and binge watch netflix
>>24705865
rearranges everything in the shower according to how much soap is left in the bottle
>>24706068
orders a pizza with everything on it to make sure they didn't miss bff's favorite topping
>>24706176
spends the time they should be studying watching old youtube memes
>>24706240
is silent for hours, and suddenly screams "FUCK" about forgetting something that you were supposed to do two hours ago
>>24706298
mutters under your breath while doing laundry. The muttering is actually old taylor swift songs
>>24706301
does homework due in a month and questions friends' work ethic
>>24706307
wrote a PowerPoint presentation on why the 9th grade English teacher was part of the illuminati
>>24706337
sends people the same link to a rick roll in binary code
>>24706368
Sleeps best in blanket forts
>>24706414
the person who waves goodbye to someone across the street, only to be waved back to by someone he don't know
>>24706451
that guy who doesn't know what his bus stop is so he's solemnly looking out the window for a landmark close to home
>>24706454
that lady at the supermarket with the huge purse that just took the last family sized lucky charms even though she's only feeding herself
>>24706479
stop at red light although there are no passing card. Loudly yells "I CANNOT BREAK THE LAW. I AM THE LAW."
>>24706555
is an artist but is too lazy to make art. Also wears the same pants every day
>>24706567
vapes
a lot
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>>24709023
and back to 9gag you go
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Plox
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>>24706884
high school drama club maniac. lead role in every musical, play, or production the school does because the director loves them
>>24706915
band nerd. probably drum major, too
>>24706973
5 year member of the "we be grillin dem white bois" squad
>>24707087
the guy who gives his friend an anime body pillow as joke. Played guiter while he was younger but stopped because he thought gaming was funnier
>>24707166
enjoys these sorts of threads but hates giving out assumptions
>>24707172
is pretty shit at making observations about people
>>24707228
Easy to talk to, care a little too much when it comes to the ones you love, and actually pretty good at cheering people up when friends are down
>>24707240
wants free college
>>24707387
untrained rookie member of the zombie resistance who inexplicably outlives your infinitely more talented and competent friends
>>24707411
the bad guy. you put the ‘evil’ in devil and make ‘nefarious’ hilarious
>>24707666
thought posting a picture in a thread was enough to get a comment. looks like it worked!
>>24708027
rooted for the Starks until the Red Wedding, then changed to Stannis until Battle of Ice
>>24708373
grew up on a farm, was bullied as a kid, is now a succesful lawyer
>>24708384
people assume you're muslim and want to stop you in the airport
>>24708389
people often ask you if you have cancer. you reply that they are cancer for asking such stupid questions
>>24708414
has secret collection of old communist poster hidden under bed
>>24708418
always posts "darude sandstorm" when someone asks for the song in a youtube comment
>>24708506
unexplained physical exhaustion after doing basically nothing all day
>>24708588
kids ask you if you are a magican and you reply with "if I wasn't, then how could I have made the miracle that is you" then wink to their moms
>>24708697
faster than the union to break down
>>24708725
appreciates funny social media posts
>>24709023
a beast of a man with a beautiful woman
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>>24708893
>>24708929
im confused...?
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>>24709052
you like some sport like bmx or other actions sport, snowboarding. cool longsleeve btw
>>24709023
maybe french
>>24708725
goes to concerts a lot
>>24708697
into political science
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>>24709833
strict parents
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send the hate, people
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>>24706068
Ugly whore who deserves to get her face punched in
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>>24709994
sorry for the shit quality btw, didnt have any bettet pics
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>>24707411
You go to pay what you can shows in basements or weird underground after-hours places.... and you also probably buy zines your friends make

>>24707919
You can pluck in between your eyebrows guys are allowed too

>>24708027
Breathes heavily, walks fast
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>>24707959
<3
>>24709075
Was feeling shitty, felt I needed a dose of reality.
>>24708373
Bored yes, narcissistic not so much.
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>>24708027
>>24706555
I like it when people do not understand that these two guy are actually one guy. And that this guy is actually me. You see, this is what I love when I do post in one of those thread. I can be whatever I want. When I want it.
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>>24709023
no. i only like cheese on my pizza
>>24709998
i love my fans
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>>24709753
works in construction. likes dirt bikes
>>24709833
quiet, unassuming kid that gets average grades
>>24709994
mathlete
>>24708725
really, really likes dubstep
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>>24710249
Not a fan. I'd fuck your cunt in and dump your corpse in the ocean.
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>>24710257
woah there fella, hold ya horses, ay?
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>>24710263
Gag on my dick you dumb whore.
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got my first ID so i decided to give em my best white guy smile
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>>24705604
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>>24712023
collects vinyls
>>24710255
have his own business
>>24709753
too complacent
>>24709052
has done mean things that he regrets
>>24708725
had an affair with cousin or other relative
>>24707919
like a good eat (like me)
>>24707387
thought about suicide
>>24707166
obscenely normal
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>>24712444
You're really smarter than most the folks around you
>>24712023
Take too many selfies
>>24710255
You work in IT
>>24709994
Saw more action in high school than out of it
>>24709833
Virgin. Just need to find a look and confidence.
>>24709753
Had 1 long term girlfriend that you talk about a lot
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>>24712486
was popular in High school and is still desperately holding onto it even though shes no longer interesting.
>>24712444
smoked weed once and said she was over it.
>>24710255
tried to become a teacher but couldnt get hired.
>>24709023
is trying way too hard to be pc. (black girlfriend, Vegan, calls people Ze)
>>24708588
thinks his facial hair is better than it is.
>>24707240
thinks being a bernie supporter will get him pussy.
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>>24705609
in school people thought you'd go to an art school but you ended up persuing a different career, science maybe.
>>24706068
used to be emo, you feel like your life is going nowhere and every year is the same except losing friends and changing partners. bisexual. good person actually.
>>24705827
issues. many of them
>>24706240
you live in some big city, boston maybe. solid group of friends you can count on. some harder problems with your parents maybe or another family member. but you're a strong person, things don't destroy you so easily.
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>>24708389
you don't like to overthink things. in your opinion, most people are easy to read. into abusive sex but not into bdsm.
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>>24712777
>>24712780
please follow the rules and dont post a picture without assumptions!
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>>24712791
look at the two posts before mine
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>>24712808
they reacted without a picture for others to react to. at a minimum the're pussies. you're just lazy.
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>>24712808
>>24712808
ah never mind i was confused.
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It's too cold. I'm inside forever.
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>>24712823
>>24712863
dont be lazy, make assumptions or get out.
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>>24712777
You are in a medical field of some sort.
>>24712780
You like DBZ.
>>24712748
You listen to grindcore.
>>24712491
You are a beer aficionado.
>>24712486
You like rural living.
>>24712444
You hate coffee.
>>24712023
You want more things in your house.
>>24710255
Everybody thinks you like Country music but you don't.
>>24709994
You aspire to have more friends.
>>24709833
You are straight edge.
>>24709753
You love the Matrix.
>>24709052
You have no hobbies.
>>24709023
You are a huge closet geek/nerd.
>>24708725
You prefer tequila.
>>24708697
You enjoy lasagna.
>>24708588
You dig IPA's.
>>24708506
You're big into Catan.
>>24708418
You are an introvert.
>>24708414
You are good at cooking, but hate it.
>>24708389
You work in an office of some sort.
>>24708384
You like Fallout.
>>24708377
You are a pathological liar.
>>24708376
You have cabin fever.
>>24708373
You were in the military.
>>24708027
You like obscure subgenres of house.
>>24707991
You have a well paying job.
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>>24712924
fuck no, grindcore is trash.
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I'm 18 heads up thanks for the concern

>>24705609
You're one of those people that make jokes about wanting to die despite being comfortably middle class
Maybe not, who knows

>>24705610
The nice guy
Wishes he easily lost weight

>>24705738
Still hasn't taken the advice of a haircut from all the other rate threads

>>24705753
Angry about general things
Likes football

>>24705765
Spoiled by your parents

>>24705827
Almost desperate for people to start a conversation about your piercings

>>24706068
Insecure
You think you're a good person

>>24706176
Used to have very bad acne
Still get breakouts sometimes

>>24706240
Small group of friends
Doesn't like large social gatherings

>>24706301
Dickhead

>>24706307
Voice doesn't match your face
Also those glasses look way too big

>>24706337
Did you blur parts of your pic?
Boring personality

>>24706414
Very angry but hides it

>>24706555
Made yourself look the same as all your high school pals but never grew out of the look

>>24712748
man idk

>>24712486
Lives in a rural area, isn't as nice as she looks

>>24712444
B O R I N G

>>24710255
young stefan molyneux
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>>24713424
"Artsy"
>>24712863
Has crippling anxiety
>>24712823
Plays drums
>>24712780
Likes facials
>>24712444
Likes to read romantic books
>>24712023
Ballerina
>>24709753
Played a sport in high school
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>>24712486
I'm >>24710255 and you're right
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>>24712924
Progressive Psytrance to be more specific :)
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assume the position!
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>>24713424
>>24706555
Ok you won. But, I have no idea of what I should do with them.
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>>24713874
I feel like id see you quietly drinking a beer at a rock concert
>>24713834
you have an eyelash on your cheek
any my assumption is that you're a hardcore average person lol
>>24713424
you probably get ginger jokes
>>24712863
you chop lumber in your spare time
>>24712823
you've considered shaving your chest, but didn't for the sake of aesthetic
>>24712780
you probably try to slide in girl's DMs on insta with cheesy lines and get pissed when they don't respond
>>24712777
Bookish, kinda prude but has a good job
>>24712486
i get a vibe you date gigantic dudes idk why
>>24712023
a bipolar ballerina
>>24712444
watches anime when you're bored
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assume things!
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>>24712491
you like aggressively approaching girls in bars
>>24712748
you have 4000 sephora points >>24712777
you have a crush on a boy who doesn't like you back
>>24712780
you brag about smoking weed
>>24712823
you used to like vampire weekend but not anymore
>>24712863
you have a hard time making small talk
>>24713424
you hate your dad
>>24713834
you think girls friend zone you
>>24713874
you were a business major in college
>>24713895
you shop at forever 21
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>>24712817
Are you stupid?
Are you not aware of the ids? The two posts before her pictures are assumptions she made
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>>24713911
well
someone knows where i got this sweater from
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>>24713424

not actually 18

>>24713874
you look kinda like the guy from fear factor
>>24713895
posts on snapchat for attention
>>24713896
teacher, probably
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>>24713954
social work, so you were close!!!
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>>24713834
I'm big into film making if that counts as "Artsy"

>>24713894
I'd get rid of the chin fluff and spiked hair first
Talk to a stylist?

>>24713895
Funny thing is I was really really blonde before I cut it short, it's sorta brownish in most light

>>24713911
I love my dad
You look like you're not too keen on yours mind

>>24713954
Two months deep, shoulda caught me 3 months ago
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>>24713987
hey how have u been, great from the looks of it holy shit i need those lips on my cock!
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>>24710257
no thanks kid
>>24713424
eh, not really, im always told im a good person so i dont have to "think" i am
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>>24713987
You love Disney movies a little too much
>>24713948
Poli sci major
>>24713896
You go to an all girls school
>>24713895
You love Kanye West
>>24713874
You're super laid back and live on the west coast
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You know what they say about making assumptions
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>>24715989
You need some coffee
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>>24716079
Yeah a monster will have to do for now
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>>24716099
Boo, red bull is better
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Do your worst.
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>>24712748
you might be right, but in the end it's most likely just a marginal improvement on what would otherwise be
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Assume based on hand.
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>>24715980
sucked tons of dick in high school.
>>24713896
tries too hard to be friends with everyone but often fails at it.
>>24713895
french and smokes
>>24713834
doesn't work out as much as he should.
>>24713424
watches too much anime and hides in his room
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New to this board...
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>>24716631
in your 30s or 40s
>>24716982
european dude, girl needs some coffee
>>24717147
still in highscool or early into collegee
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>>24716982
looks like a couple you would see constantly making out in the halls
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>>24716661
not you
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>>24717161
>>24717161
forgot pic
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>>24717147
Gets harassed for being a Michael Cera look a like
>>24716661
Has considered burlesque career
>>24715989
considering joining the military
>>24715980
likes earthbound trading co
>>24713987
watches freaks and geeks
>>24713896
wants to be a teacher
>>24713895
wishes she was shorter
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>>24715980
Has been inside of a Hot Topic in the past five years
>>24715989
Works a job he's not too fond of
>>24716661
Listens to Alice In Chains
>>24716982
(Left) Has weeaboo friends, though not a weeb himself
(Right) Has friends who she is very passive aggressive to and who are very passive aggressive back
>>24717147
Is Jewish
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>>24717193
>Gets harassed for being a Michael Cera look a like
kek, never have actually
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>>24717200
>Is Jewish
i get that way to much. I'm actually a quarter black so that's were i get the hair from. and my father is Italian so that's where i got the nose from. sucks I know
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>>24716661
you get out a lot, very social, have favorites, used to be a whore, boyfriend is a prick to others, sometimes insecure
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>>24716661
>watches too much anime and hides in his room
Way off
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>>24705609
ugly
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>>24713424
>>24713985
Fixed, thanks for the tip :)
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>>24717489
try putting your hair back and to the side as opposed to just to the side if that makes sense, i agree with what that other anon said you though you should talk to a stylist to find out what frames your face in the best way
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>>24705610
you have an interest in java and C++
>>24705738
u like xbox
>>24705753
you look like you are under alot of stress and fairly self conscious, though everyone who posts their face on soc is probably self conscious so thats not saying much
>>24705765
you look like this is your first time posting on soc
>>24705827
an aggressive person who won't take any shit. you probably like all sorts of wacky drugs
>>24705865
you listen to music most people haven't heard of
>>24706068
you're probably a slut
>>24706176
computer man
>>24706240
you look like sometimes jokes fly over your head, or you take things the wrong way
>>24706298
slightly autistic, lives down south
>>24706301
preppy european who is going into the financial industry
>>24706307
casey neistat's cousin
>>24706368
kind of chill
>>24706414
insecure
>>24706451
weed man
>>24706454
you like making posts with no text
>>24706479
you like cooking, you are european
>>24706555
rock and roll music
>>24706567
sometimes you go on tumblr. but not reddit
>>24706884
a waitress or has been a waitress
>>24706915
unique nerd
>>24706973
loud voice

will continue
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>>24717753
Virgin?
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>>24707087
likes metal
>>24707166
likes anime
>>24707172
hipster
>>24707228
low sex drive
>>24707240
a jackass
>>24707387
smug
>>24707411
you go to swimming pools sometimes
>>24707666
you probably play alot of video games, and are chill
>>24707919
you where a brony when people where bronys
>>24708027
you look like the guy from assassins creed
>>24708373
you probably are violent
>>24708376
thick
>>24708377
a hacker man
>>24708384
chad only from spain
>>24708389
personal trainer
>>24708414
probably shy
>>24708418
probably asian
>>24708506
a werewolf
>>24708588
you like nordic metal
>>24708697
you are a communist
>>24708725
you like to party and insult people
>>24709023
you are probably a prick
>>24709052
you use to like skateboarding, maybe you still do
>>24709753
you were in the military, or you considered joining
>>24709833
basic 4chan man
>>24710255
probably smart and confident
>>24712023
you like photography
>>24712444
a hipster
>>24712486
high energy
>>24712491
you like beer and you casually play first person shooters
>>24712748
you probably post alot of pics of yourself online
>>24712777
depressed
>>24712780
aggressive
>>24712823
john lennon

will continue
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>>24717807
Are you a virgin?
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>>24712863
you're a chill hipster you are'nt chill enough to contribute and make assumptions though
>>24713424
you probably have been bullied before, I dont mean that as an insult do not be offended
>>24713834
you probably got fucked over by a girl or your family
>>24713874
chill
>>24713895
basic
>>24713896
you like books
>>24715980
you like weed and giving head
>>24715989
your expression says "are you serious"
>>24716369
you remind me of that one actor with the condition that makes his jaw really big
>>24716631
European, mechanic
>>24716661
cigarettes
>>24717147
jewish
>>24717187
dont know what to assume, you have a unique face
>>24717193
you have alot of energy
>>24717200
you like philosophy, you're a bit of a cunt but you arent that bad
>>24717248
from india or peru
>>24717489
you like history
>>24717811
you kinda like fishing
>>24717813
yes of course
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>>24717845
unique in a god way or bad?
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>>24717845
>yes of course

How do you feel about it? I think about nights, like on a new years passed, laying in an upstairs bed at a party with a gorgeous tanned French backpacker in my arms. Listening to the sounds of jubilation outside as I trace a finger up her spine, watching her head raise on my chest with my breath. Do you ever feel like you would like to experience things like that?
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>>24717859
Just unique, not good or bad, just not common
>>24717861
Is that a pasta?
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>>24717878
No I'm just curious.
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>>24717878
alright well thanks i guess ahahaha
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>>24712777
post another picture
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>>24717861
what was your motive when you wrote this? are you trying to humble brag? are you trying to dominate me? are you trying to assert that you are better than me? why would you add in all those extra details?
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>>24718501
at least bi, shy
>>24717938
rocky girl
>>24717811
family problems
>>24717753
never washes hair
>>24717489
into business, like your family
>>24717248
indian student
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>>24718517
I washed my hair a few hours before that pic, I have shiny hair and it's not combed
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>>24718517
Also you look like Jake glynhall in America history x
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>>24718648
that was edward norton ;)
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