I've got a problem. I'm a professor at a flagship

is she into you?

>>24705564
fuck off bro, dont be that sick
grow a pair and date her, even if you have to leave your job

>>24705570
Not impossible, but I doubt it. I'm not bad looking, fit, can pass for 30, but I'm old enough to be her (very young) dad.

>>24705590
just wait til the semester is over and you've submitted grades. I had it happen once. Got a text saying
>i have submitted grades which means I am no longer your instructor, but your friend
It didn't lead to anything, but it could've easily

>>24705598
you m ot f?

>>24705603
I'm m.

>>24705615
nice, did you figured out who the profesor was?

>>24705619
yeah, it was obvious because she sent me her number via email. We were close in age and I wasn't going to turn her in for anything. We never did anything short of a little flirting. Your situation is different since there isn't necessarily this fun and open friendship (i assume), yet.

>>24705564

In the current environment, you'll end up on charges and dismissed. Tenure or no. (Can I safely assume you're junior faculty?)

There was a court decision on this recently but either way you'll be vulnerable to harassment charges.

Fellow prof here. I have no idea how you think you can make this work. He'll, why would you want to? I've had my share of students with crushes on me, and two who thought I was into them, but while some were physically hot none have even tempted me.

And the creep value of the used clothes thing alone would finish you if it got out. Undergrads have no sense. They ALWAYS talk.

What do you teach BTW? Genuinely curious.

>>24705649
this

although I'm
>>24705598
I stilll wouldn't risk it. There are other girls out there

>>24705649
Agreed on all points. I really have no intention of following up on this, regardless; more curious if anybody would come up with any clever solutions. She's a sweet girl. There are plenty of things I'd like to do to her, but I'd never do this (or, sadly, any of those other ones).

I'm a computer scientist, and I am tenured.

>>24705698

Then both of my guesses were wrong. I was assuming you were non-tenured and humanities.

There's really no good solution, and if you did pull this off then later you'd want to escalate. Seriously, you have to know better than this.

For a CS salary you should be able to afford an escort (or wait till a conference takes you to Nevada or a country with legal brothels) and work through your fantasies that way.

This shit is potential career suicide and you have to already realize how self-destructive you're being.

>>24705730
I'm not being self destructive at all. I haven't done anything. I won't do anything. I posted this mostly for lolz. I also have a bit of professional curiosity about the answers, too, though. I study methods of sharing information anonymously; I was curious if anybody could propose any viable methods of sharing physical items anonymously (without a trusted middle man).

While the back story is true, you can relax; I'm not trying to creep on my student.

>>24705698
You'd likely have to pay a random to proposition her for the clothing, get the clothing, then give them to you.

>>24705870
Did she do well in your course? Ask her to be your TA, get to know her, build trust, etc etc. Good luck.

>>24705564

That's a fucking terrible idea and probably a surefire way to get your ass exposed and shit canned

Don't do it, you don't want to be the next Cosby

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>>24705564
Real question: Does she look anything like OP pic?

>>24706912
No.