New superheroes thread! let's assign a superpower, superhero

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>>24681048
I do it back once more post

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>>24681049
You are able to adapt to extreme environments, making you nearly indestructible. For example, you can walk thru fire completely unscathed.

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>>24681062
Minimal control over your own bodily functions. Can speed up healing if you put your mind to it, can gain results from working out faster, etc.
>>24681049
Speedster, but not the fastest out there. Far faster than any non super human.

>>24681293
Has the ability to scare away chicks with his neckbeard. Faggot.
>>24681062
Can suck a massive amount of cocks at once.

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>>24681049
Can grow his hair out at will
>>24681062
Can run at a slightly faster speed than usian bolt
>>24681293
Can talk people out of killing themselves through the internet

>>24681489
Can eat any amount of food and remain at his current physical conditioning.
Not the best power, but one many would love.

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>>24681489
China-man
Harder you squint the harder the China.

>>24681293
Royal-Flush
Can telepathically flush toilets.

>>24681062
PP or personality prism
Has room for shitton of personalities since doesn't have one of his own.

>>24681049
Zipper-man
Can unzip himself no matter how tight his pants are.

>>24681539
You are very sexy. Please show us your boobies.