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ITT CHAT/DISCUSSIONS
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WHY DID THE LAST THREAD DIED? EDITION//I SWEAR I WAS GOING TO BUMP/// EPISODE ONE: SIGN OF Z JESUS


Its xmas time so now would be the best time for some festive winter photos, and opinions and "facts" on the holiday season.

Bring your photos, drawings, drawing requests, frankincense and myrrh here for upvotes and auto-gratification

>For new people that have never been in this thread:
We're actually not autistic, it's all merely an act.

>Post as you like, this thread is just a general place to do normal 4chan shitposting and blogging about your day to day life, or vent about what every edgy shit you got going on

>We're proud to announce the success of our first "International Drunken Rant De-Tour For the Ashes", t. drunk anon your prize is in the front
You may join in the next "The Ashes" if it brings you closer to god, buhdah, allah, xenu, zeus, huitzilopochtli, shango, thor™, or whatever dirty brown god you hail

>Don't get discouraged by some of our our fat arse posts, we try to be friendly even tho it doesn't come off that way

>>Chat General
Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
>What are you doing?
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite. Post your username(s) if you want.
>Books you're currently reading
>Films etc.

>>General Discussion
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.

Old Thread:
>>24655265
>>24655265
>>24655265
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>>Chat General
Take a picture of yourself if you want to.
You know, i won't
>Music Discussion
I don't have anything new atm. That blogspot where I get all my dance shit is ded.
It was ran by a brazilian or chilean so I think he died in a motorcycle crash like how all south americans go out

When all else fails, spam Genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8c9futZHvrw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0 [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrNTsKg4z64 [Embed]
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>What are you doing?
preparing myself for the long lines of text I'll be making in a few
>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo
Because I'm a lazy bull who stands around and drools. Is that enough for you cuckoroonies
>Video Games
Kek nothing anyone wants to get into. I'm too much of an ace mobile suit pilot anyways
>Books you're currently reading
ebooks are just too gay I guess I never finish them. I'm just going to start buying real books since I'm an old soul
>Films etc.
Brah I saw Hard Target the other day, its an old John Woo film with Jean-Claude Van Damme.
The review said it was bad but god knows I love a good action film with real stunts and explosions. Wish I could split kick goons with tight jeans on
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Gonna dump the ITT based drawings I did here, for bumping purposing and if anyone didn't see/save their request(just leave da tab open brah)
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>>24660566
>lol
just eat carrots all day blindfolded, I don't see what could really go wrong.
Fuck that sucks but at least your moving out of there. Kek usually when people are about to move they still have the emergency hotplate and cereal bowl
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Let me spam some phil collins related ish while I'm here and knock out for bed. The genesis spam is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIa3r12oCo8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pthU2RLmxqE
Fat short british manlets that are worth eight times then you'll ever be and has a hot daughter, fuc man ;_;
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Mfw I'll never become famous for my vocals and drums that I rarely play. Then slowly loss my singing voice and vanish into obscurity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TekJnD8_iIQ
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Oh wait I lied, one more cause I will kill people to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQElrEaExpg

>>24663197
thats how I feel about this whole thread
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>>24663200
Don't worry bud, weekend is close.
Pre- Collins Genesis best Genesis btw ;^)
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>>24663204
Yeah maybe the weekend will cheer things up this time.
Reeeeeeree that was some fieting words you said right there. The world was better with phil collins, world was better with new Ave too.

Alright I almost fell asleep about times time replying to your (you).

Night anon and thread
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>>24663141

>For new Anons
Nope.

>Hookup with Allah
I'm down.

>Status
Babushka eating crackers

>Music
Not really.

>Doing
Stuff

>Books
>Films
>Games
Nope.

>>24659771
>Jumbling Tower
Damn son.
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thread ruined again
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>>24617354
Sorry for taking so long Anon.

Those truly are some great places.

Where have you been to lately ?


>>24654446
We discussed it before ? I'm sorry I do not recognize you Anon, Swede ?

If we're talking sincere expression yes, but then again people preach/fake/ and pretend to be a lot of things these days, even bad ones.
Idk about being useful, even to myself, I don't even know what matters anymore, my answers are short, uninspired, and boring and that's due to my apathy reaching its peak at the moment, I do not feel like I want anything.
Last feel accomplished ? Yesterday when I quit, because I hate control.
What about yourself, what would you have to say about your sense of accomplishment, use , and self-worth ?

>>24654279
If you want an honest opinion, you haven't lost much time relatively, I know you have your own scales but it's manageable.
Anyway I probably said this before but it's my habit of reminders.

You of all people know that life comes with built-in moments like these, you don't need me to say it once again. Doubt is good tho, I find self-doubt the most healthy of traits.

>>24654337
>Smoking
Makes the both of us then.

>>24655331
I could save rent by living in your nose.
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>>24655545
L O N D O N

>>24655928

Yo Dag

Six years ago yes, but you know what's trending right now, tight dude twat pants that barely cover their asses, and all I ask for during Friday prayer is for Allah to spare me this sight.
A must have right ?

>Indie Alternative education
Das gay mane

I got slapped for calling my mother once, and grounded.
>/thread
Looks like it worked ironically.

>Native products
I D E O L O G Y

As J&Js ?

Why do I imagine Jenifer dancing behind Nicki Minaj in some Music Video.

So your dad visits ? Did your mother end up with someone else ?(I'm nosy)

The more degenerate , makes my cause stronger
>Arab pride
Yes it exists, and my mother has it all.
>But Ma' I identify as an asian cartoon
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>>24663665
Every story needs a villain.
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When you wake up from bed but all you get is a chest full of first heartburn. No bueno, no fun.

Give thow a few minutes in bed and I'll begin to shit up the bread

>>24663635
Oh well look is here showing off your new freedom with your Jew bag m&ms and all matching little red ryder uniform.
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>>24663826
That's a centipede malted husk covered in saw dust right?

Or it's just the meanest looking shit in all of Clark county
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>>24663904
Not saw dust, some kind of petals from a tree or some shite Idk.

>>24663895
Sounds like we all got the plague

Thread might be alive , but we dying.

Das my nazi red and kebab crackers.
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>>24663928
Well fuck now I want to know what kind of petals those are, looks snortable. I feel like I've seen shit like that from those flaky ass trees

There's a trick to getting rid of heart burn, passed down from ancient chinese chinamen. Which is "lay on back, no substitution"
But how's your plague going rn, notices any changes. Got the smell of fag off?

Nazi red and it's not tied around your arm? You should have made a sweet brown shirt Nazi costume for hollowed. What would ***they*** say
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genesis spam is still real, even more real since I'm on my computer now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yugk3WgRA9A
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>>24663970
Trust me if they were, that street wouldn't be graveyard. and I definitely would know.

I took my meds so less painful, still experiencing when they wear off.
I shook his hand when I left, like gripping a soggy pig.

I'm women only Halal way to be Nazi is red on teh head.
I should wear it to the holocaust museum.
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y bread get archive?

>>24660216
>Vegetables
Vegetables are what pigs eat.
Pig's are an animal
Stop starving animals by eating there food you sick fuck.
>>24659204
>I'm officially paralyzed
Just don't be as rough next time
>perception.
One allah
Or
Two akbar?
>>24657828
>>24663709
>IS IT!??????!?!?!?!
Yah, it is meh
>>24657828
>Missed you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tcGyQVc__8
Would you?
>Oh senpei
aw you flirt *blinks seductively*
>we out, slaven, bein all adedas
squat firm brother
>grim scene
I spit big bars
I drive nice cars

Blamo.
>What if freddo
...I feel so betrayed
for your pleblian infor-mat-ion
it is in the picture that is related
> u mean grindr
>you mean u r not using tickle to pick up couples that're too economically frighted to divorce they by leading to a sexual crisis where neither finds the other attractive but they must stay together for the sake of the children and the accounts and by doing so hook up with other people??
gosh you're...you...you are
>mm curry
did you know people put lamb in curry?
>oke
Good, you've come to accept.
>>24656032
>butthurt
I think i'm starting to hate my art sooner than I was before. But I'm also not really improving as much I'd like due to time constraints.
Woot, you're caricatures are improving a lot
tho, keep tht shit up
>look where you
I have no respond
youture recommended me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3Wlk2w-Zw
sharing videos is the scope of my socializing abilities
>can i blow your face
i'm not sure that's how it goes but you can have a go
>gonna invest in a personal writer
*ahem* here is my submission
...
penis... in hand
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>>24663709
mah nigga you just mad i get more dick in jail then your ass, hahahahaha just walk away

Sounds like it properly died off over there after sean paul faded into obscurity. Are those, those weird sweet pants with the crouch spot that hangs a mile away, or expensive pakistani jeans they sag hard.
Might have to pray a lot harder for that

Well one of those hipster "schools" went up in flames last week. So there you go, 36 hipster now wonder this earth

You called her a name or just for calling her and bothering her presence. Course you got grounded,
my mom said she slapped me before I said I never remember that, then she got mad at me

Duuuuuc that wasn't what I wanted, it was just a damn joke

>I D E O L O G Y
more like profitability. Fuck corn syrup its JewTech

Kek don't make me imagine that, ppl have to much butt these days and white girls think ghetto black butts are desirable. But you have to be born with turkey thighs for that ;o

Yeah he still comes by and we have awkward talks like the old days. I know he is dating some white girl(surprise surprise)
My mom was "dating" this fatish black dude but not anymore, apparently he had side bitches. Honestly I don't like my mom dating fat ppl, dad was fit af wtf are doing woman?

Kek if you find your park urkrainian that mean you can riot. Part brazilian means your free to dance to shitty musica
>muh asian cartoon
kek, you want to be asian go shove fish in your mouth for 5 months straight, mom will have to get ride of you
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>>24664105
I'm doing this again cause boredom and for lolz
https://clyp.it/fafc34jv#

Kek maybe he was sweating bullets cause he knows shits about to change. Should have patted him on the shoulder and say your welcome.

Red on head or red for stalin's bed
I want to see a video like this, and all you can do is shrug and mind your own business
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>>24664124
Stop stealing my blue id faggot get your own

You'll get that feeling of hate it happens, I hate how my lines THICC and noticeable. I've been called out on it before.
What you need is a little artbook for doodles when your out and about. Thats a great way to draw dag furry porn and the likes
>improving a lot
>tho, keep tht shit up
Give me someting to work on then. All i got are more mobile suit designs
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq3Wlk2w-Zw
>books next to bones?
I'm honesly going to watch all of this cause its funny and i'm anti-star gwars.

Yeah I noticed that mah friend
>blows face into skull
now I have you social security or what ever you call it there
>benis in band???
https://clyp.it/e4zbyz13
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>>24664171
>Sagging pants
>Darkened skin
>Lack of cheese wheel
>Sniffing glue
Am scurred tbqh
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>>24664242
>get your own
We must fight.
The lords have fortold it
>thicc
just use a knife
I've been to witting my 4...something...the pencil with a four on it, i've been cutting it too a more precise point, it's still a constructing thing but it's more...pointier.
>out and about
Not a bad idea actually
>work on
here, i got the reflection in it too so enjoy that ;)
>watch it
it's good
>social security
oh you mean the slave number
yeah everyone has it...my school...the places i've applied to...the shaman down the road...
>hand
>that accent
oh gosh <3
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aight lads my meds are wearing off and my neck is demanding rest, I'll reply tomorrow , hopefully thread don't die.

>>24664308
Consider me seduced.

>>24664250
The late one was homosex.
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>>24664308
Complains of sagging of the pantaloons while the plaintive flaunts around with his plumber's crack in the air

Only glue I have is that plastic cement, thats how I visit my ancestor "Kang Tuck dat Blunt"
Heres your tip bitsh
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>>24660216
I just want to say that I claim this grill as my waifu, so everyone back off pls
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>>24664341
>>24664392
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>>24664338
Brah lets take it to the streets right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs
>hispter technoliges
Whoa pal I don't think I can do that
I don't think I even have a non broken wooden pencil in this room. If your going to carve your pencils you might as well get drawing coal

Not a bad idea? Yeah thats why i said it pleb
>draw webcam
alright I might as well do everyone then, don't get mad brah if it looks off brah. Brah its that webcam lighting brah, brah like I been tellin you brah
>slave number
Kek nah thats your bank account tracking number silly
shamans that take social are the most trustworthy of romanian immigrants

Don't flatter yourself kid thats just one of many

>>24664341
>find coffin
>prey open
>slumber
....
>profit

Thats what the fag looks like?
Consider "me" seduced

Good night hindi-san
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>>24664440
Its not up to me or anyone else but the council lad, they'll know what to tell you.

>>24664442
WAT
AMS
EYE
REEDIN
(question mark)
(question mark)
(question mark)
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Progress's, but Christmas lights come first
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>>24656082
>Cali nigger didnt make the thread
Shit bro, a sight to behold.

>Mariah carey because shes black
Nah I am just sick of that fucking song "all I want for christmas". All I want for christmas is (you)? Get outta here

>Indian over Jose
True that my man

>Clinton doesnt like dick
She only likes the ones that vote for her, the wussy dicks

>Sonic fan art
Take that shit to the anime boards, kid. Leave soc for dick rates and small boob threads

>>24663680
Howdy! Today I went with a friend to a place in NY. Harriman Bear state forest, did the Popolopen Torne loop. Spec fucking tacular views from the peak. Instead of pic dumping, I am just going to link a google drive album with the pics. Hell, I might just link my album with all my trips.
https://drive .google .com/open?id=0B9I4F61mIIBYTGpfem5zckVJYkE
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I always spend hours planning shit, but it's never thorough. I always spend hours planning the beginnings, how to start things. After that shit always turn out the opposite.

>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y74LxhKYgr4
Tills natten blir dag.

I've got a fat stack of you's incoming soon, if I yet again fail to start working.
This is why people smoke, to reboot. To come into shit with a new perspective.
Thanks though, everyone. For the outlet.
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>Music Discussion (Post what you're listening to ATM or been listening too, please...I'm tired of listening to barbie world)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3tNFOcQETs

>What are you doing?
Being a moody little shit.

>Why you are a fucking NEET weirdo, it's pretty cucky if you're not but we won't judge, wageslaves...
I like food.

>Video Games, you've been playing or just your favourite. Post your username(s) if you want.
I rarely have time to game these days. I'm sleeping between shifts, usually.

>Books you're currently reading
Just finished reading Ready Player One at my father's recommendation.


How is everyone?
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>>24654697
I suppose that's the idea. Light brown has to be really light to actually look light in most instances.
I think squinting only really works if you're able to work your eyebrows fairly well. If you're one of the degenerates that can't control your eyebrows then squinting probably isn't for you. It's the raised eyebrows with slight bend + squint that people pull to look like fags.
If you wait for something good, you'll never wait for too long. If writing is something you enjoy then surely anything you release would be of caliber. Unless you've got poor judgement.
I'd be interested, I think most people here would be as that is literally all we do in these threads with the oh so sweet fat block texts.
Who said anything about dying, it's a beard man. You'll look like you've got a job to manage, a proper office desk job without a beard. I'd surely never allow myself to look like a damn office RAT. Hobos unite.

I think regret and mistakes in general are very separate. After all you could've learnt something subconsciously from that mistake, only to improve in the future.
Can you put the baptism on my tab? I promise I'll pay back with plenty of grotesque stories in the confession booth.
I like it with mustard, only the finest.
I like that, the first place in mind. I probably won't be around long enough to witness it but I hope your trip is one for the history books with a lot of drinking and late night community Nietszche group readings.

I suppose it's a bit like religion in that sense. People just want something to hold onto.
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>>24656036
I think the easiest way to figure that one out would be to simply ask where the man touched you. Use this voodoo doll.
If only it was the studio version, first impression forever torn.
That's pretty hot. show sexy pics pls
>>24663680
We did discuss it before, was a good while ago though.
Yes.

Well, either we trust people and see good in them or we do the opposite. Atleast that'd be the first bit.
I think that's the wonderful bit about these threads. Most people are always willing to talk regardless of how much you want to type out or how little. You don't have to feel like you enjoy it all the time, as long as people are able to relate. I can relate to apathy. I disappeared from here for a bit because I felt it becoming more of a chore than a hobby.
A step in the right direction, there's no quota.

I don't think I pick up on personal accomplishments anymore. Days have more so just merged together and my life atm is very lackluster in terms of vicissitudes.
It's been a while since I've felt genuinely happy as a result, or consequence. But then again being as mellow as stated, I don't generally feel very down either. I'm just living dude.
>>24666382
I'm pretty good, currently trying to configure a way into starting my workload for the evening. It's currently 05:53 AM however and so I think it goes without saying that I've failed horrendously for tonight.
Why are you moody atm?
What's your occupation?
Would you recommend the book?
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>>24666483

It's been a long week, I suppose. I work at a call center for a hotel chain, and people are miserable.

As for Ready Player One -- It's alright, I guess. The writing is a bit too juvenile, and it's filled with a ridiculous amount of long-winded references to 80's pop culture. I guess I shouldn't have expected much.
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Going to drop these gay ass drawings for these gay ass fags that post here. Then I'll get to these (You)s after I finish cooking my past midnight dinner

Here you go brit of london
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Why do you always look so worried? Probably because you you got that big ass bag of m&ms on the steal you bastard

Here you go our in house carpet tamer
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>>24665989
>Cali nigger didnt make the thread
Oh well that didn't last that long, mfw I get home last night and thread dies

honestly sounds like they play that sound at work a ton, retail is one of the only places I know that spams that song like it just came out on the charts

>no no jose
now if we're talking about a certain "elective" surgery down south of the border, that has to do with fetus then maaaaaaaaaybe joseb

>wussy dick
I thought you guys knew it was all kosher dick
Not sure which is better wussy dick or mememan dick. I'd rather have an asshole tbqh

>small boob threads
kek and only autism can breed from those places now, seems like some deviant art sonic art would fit right in here

>>24666363
Some of the best ways to stay ahead of things like that is to plan for the unexpected. And build a good attitude for when things don't go your way.
If your talking about your job, alot of people will look on to others for motivation during stressful situations, if they see you cailm and stern then they'll feed onto that and etc etc gosh for muh workplace. Either way swede just stay cool

Honestly thats why I smoke, it just seems to give you another view of something.

>>24666382
Hey anon, guess there were only a few of use to keep the thread going
But I think most of use have been moody bitches these last few months, thats just life m8. Yo I have manrages every month come here and fight me

>>24666483
No one with a right mind moleses black male kids, theres nothing juicy about that. Same reason why aliens don't abduct blacks or how ghost rarely haunt nigeros. Its mostly because their afraid of us
Only way I can get the studio version is by uploading it to youtube, which I don't know how to legally do for musica. Kek or soundcloud it
Will need to have a proper spanking before posting unfortunately ;(
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>>24667189
It cost me 10 shekels ?!?! too much nope can't do.

>>24666483
Oh it's you <3 , in that case I do remember things you told me.

More of a trial period at first, with caution, I do not think I have dared to do so irl before, I rarely seek comfort in others.
I felt the chore part, for a while. But now it feels like it's the only bearable if not a little soothing space for me.
Might be just my nostalgic tendencies, but this thread feels like the film The Breakfast club.

My life is alternating between just living and being down, currently in the down as I said.
Have you read the stranger ? I could relate, and from what you typed I feel that so do you.
Hows your school life.

>>24666382
How are you.

>>24665989
The link is not working.

But shit how was NY, it's one of the places I'd love to live in.
What do you do when not travelling.

>>24664466
Fuck it I'll show you what he looks like, no but loves this gay philosopher in the photo.

>>24664442
>Always
When I was....

>>24664215
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CdSi3gm2ZX
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cilbB3ktZU
>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KNJhZCdN2b

>>24664124
>He started off as such an ugly duckling and some how suddenly became a swan

>>24664171
Kek is that about the roast ?
Nigga you can take all the dick in the world, I gave mine away for charity.

Diaper-bottom pants I call them, as they do sag a little as if you shat yo self in em
I pray harder than a neckbeards dick when he posts saved facebook girls.

Requires some high level exorcism, I have just the book for that.

Well I said mother instead of mom, and she was in a phase where the word mother in Arabic irrtated her so she fucking slapped me, I also once got scolded for calling my cousin Fa'ma instead of Fatima kek
I need to see your mother some day, but that technique, you know my aunt once taught us to tell our mom we'd like our slap later in hope that she forgets.
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And please rate my blurry plate of shrimp scampi

Turns out the lemon juice from the whole lemon I used was a little to much for all the garlic I put in and burnt a little bit.
Either way I hope that shrimp that was in the back of the freezer was fresh or I might go out like jimmy hendrix tonight
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>>24667480
Kek and I was just about lay go in my hay stack

That pic
At first I thought "oh hey neet I like monoliths", then I saw that red stuff and thought the worst. Please enlighten me
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>>24667484
How far back are you speaking.

>>24667497
You're not wrong, that it blood.
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>>24667498
Kek fuck I'm going to have to leave bubba impression and your (You) before I head to bed now
And as far enough to where it was touching the back of the freezer

inb4 menstrual blood or pig's blood
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>>24664171
>inb4 rules of the internet

The amount of ass these days, well you should check my dad's relatives all thighs and asses and turkeys, meanwhile at le mother's side chopsticks and they say she looks chinese.

Is she good looking at least. how often does he come over ?
So what does she do nowadays.

I will need to have some Ukrainian genes installed asap for raisins.
Fish is expensive, other wise would've but I think the obvious anime symbols around my room are enough proof.

>>24667507
That's some horny ass shrimp touching freezers, guess what'll you be experiencing .

I cut myself for this, but it was for a good cause.
It's some arabic voodoo shit I copied from a famous magic book and added hair and blood, and slid it under the fags desk to freak him out kek.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8
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>>24667480
10 for a whole box!? But think of all the shekels you'll be saving in the big picture

I'll love that fag philosopher as soon as I get his name so I can wiki his gaped ass

>about the roast
kek did I repeat that from that roast thread? I might have, but idk I didn't get roasted as hard as I tired roasting in there ;^(
To many people nowadays are in those poly relationships. You can never know whos salty dick your man has been taking on tinder

I thought thats what they were designed to look like in the first place. I've only ever seen people on hoverboards and famous ppl wear those.
>saved facebook girls
fuc
Hey why don't you stop talking about my waifu like that. She knows I love her with my internet stares

scan the book send pdf

Wat? Your mom sounds very confused sometimes and tries to hard to force her ethnicity on ppl who are of her same kin. Only thing I could do for that scolding is stare back and turn the other cheek. She hasn't been acting like recently right?
Theres a family pic of all of us together(my hair is fucked in it) I have laying around here. Your aunt sounds like she knows how to deal with her sis kek, guess aunty was the chill one
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>>24667522
We're getting to the point where the ass might overflow the barrel one day. Hey famfag least you take more from your pa's side you don't want to look korean. Funny enough my gmom still has a butt.

Ehhhhh I guess so so, but men her age still find her attractive so I can't bitch
She more of that independent black woman thing so no D rn
I saw my nigdad early november I think just comes by to pick my sis up

I don't even know how Asians survive off fish all day, even when I peeled that shrimp it's smelled super Uber fishy, idk if your stomach can take fish punches all day.

I hope that shrimp didn't pick anything up while fucking around

Okay least I know it regular blood wasn't that dark so that gave it away.
What exactly was your conjuring suppose to do? If it was to lose his job I think you already accomplished that with your 2 hour confession. I do like how you sealed it tho

And that chopsticks pun senpai
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>>24667480
https://clyp.it/ffacgxyi

Here's your bubba shrimp, you made me do this
https://clyp.it/xkdwypal

>>24667524
Fuck I remember watching this in my bio class in high school for the first time. Makes me never want to eat mushrooms again
Mind control fungus sounds like soviet tech in a 007 film
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>>24664440
well then feed me because your waifu is starvingg
>>24664171
omg is that action bronson on tv because god i love him
>>24667484
10/10 would eat
omg come make me food you cook so much good shit

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So I'm in this hotel for the next week-- the internet is basically a toaster.
You think they'd get pissed If I moved the TV over here closer where my computer is so I can play some god damn ps4? There IS no internet by the bed its all over here--I get like 3 bars by the window.
I'll just be over here on the floor for a week guys lmao
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>>24667618
Lol who else would that red haired ogre be, yeah Im guilty

I'd give it maybe 8.5/10 my neckbread rating would be 2/10* wouldn't touch with a fork

That's a hotel? Are you a time traveler in a 1984 Miami motel room, where's the mirror on the ceiling?
I mean you did pay them so what are they going to say about moving the tv, not like your doing hookers and ice cream in there. Kek it might get so real you might just have throw that bed on da floor.
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And whatever it was I had the meanest stomachache 10 minutes ago that came out of know where that sent me running to the bathroom.
I mean I don't snitch like you know me yall like come on yall lol, but if i had to point fingers I'd point it at this>>24667484 for destroying my guts so damn hard

Its already late here but after that, it was just god telling me to go to sleep Good night yall(you) I'll see you guys in the morning hopefully
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>>24667473
>Retail spams that song like its new
Doesnt it get you in the mood to buy a christmas present for your girlfriend, goy? Come on, she might be upset if she didnt get anything for christmas

>Indians cannot give good abortions
The more you know, this is news to me

>Mememan dick
Who?

>Autism breeds
Small boobs are cool tho

>>24667480
>Link is not working
https://drive . google.com/open?id=0B9I4F61mIIBYTGpfem5zckVJYkE

Try this and make sure to remove the spaces between the dots

>How was NY
Roads were shit. I cut it close with a red light camera, so time will tell if I get a ticket. When not traveling, I work to get the money for traveling.
>>
i'm tired, i have to go be a somewhat counciler someone help me, blah blah blogging...
How're you all?
>>24667522
>Wax seal
Wouldn't it of been easier to put it into a heating bowl? Like a metal bowl and just heat it like that?
Idk, am no paper guy
>>24667618
>piss jug
anon...have some class have use a wine bottle.
>>24667645
>hentai on tv
>Under covers
Go on...
>>24667484
10/10
>>24667480
wat dis
>swan
squark?
>was
squach
>>24667182
holyfugginshitemyfingers
although, the nose, and the proportions are looking good shadings improving.
good
>>24666382
how are you
>>24664466
>streets right now
my ass is not ready for that, yet.
>kang roos
this is how i imagine the gay couple down the round fights.
>none broken
stop sitting down
>carve
i would take a pic to show you but it's too dark
they're the shading things
>gard
vote pepe
>brah
boooooooooi
>bank doesn't equate to slavery
w-what i didn't say this!!!
>truthworthy
he only stole my settee and sold it back to me twice, he's the best neighbor I've ever had
>one of many
squeals
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>>24667828
>piss jug

more like water which is something I'm trying to drink more of
>>24667641
I mean I did pay for a week haha shoot im just gonna live in this little spot on the floor-- I have always been a floor broad with my fan of entertainment around me.

~~~~~~~
Todays edition of "aubree. what the fuck"

I stayed up all night woohoo! Today, I have to figure out how to get food, or I shall surely die. I've got $4 in change. I still haven't moved the TV over here so still no ps4 -_- Old Jewish guy is coming to pick me up we're gonna smoke weed and go grocery shopping. [huzzah food]
>only canned food though because tfw no fridge in your fucking hotel room.
pray for me that the old jewish guy doesnt kidnap me, only met him twice desu. its ok i know how to jump out of moving vehicles
>>
bump for the cute Arab girl
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>>24668078
i got u
>>
why is bread dead

>>24667936
>drink more of
stay hydrated
>>
So my Aunt wanted to speak with me in private about this shit she got herself into, my mom got pissed at me for not telling her what my Aunt told me.
Apparently some dude who was harassing her to get you know what was also bragging about how cheats on his wife, and now someone sent his wife everything, and dude is accusing my Aunt, and she was interrogated by the police and he's now threatening to ruin her reputation.


>>24667730
Beautiful places Anon.
What do you do for a living, sorry if I asked you before.

>>24667828
What do white bois know about voodoo.

Just muh way of saying you had me at beard.

A young squach...

>>24667645

That's what you get for going as far as teh edge of teh freezer.

>>24667613
That is coolest mushroom ever, do you think there's one specifically for jewfags.

>>24667613
I don't think they will though, but my guess is that they'll make it harder on him.
>The Foundation
When you say it sounds action-series-conspiracy-prison break-court of the owls-tier shit

>Shrimps
I fucking keked man, I couldn't hold it.
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>>24668536
Moist
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>>24667585
I wonder when is the flat ass trend kicking again.
Wait what , nigga why you watching your Gmom's behind , I'm a little worried.

>Indie Black Mom
I'm not like a regular Mom, I'm a cool Mom.
Well least he comes for someone. Lucy in the sky...

I'd rather live on cheese, I have a cheese obsession does that make me murican ?
But I love raw fish no joke, I'll take it because I'm the hiro they deserve but not the one they need rn.


Scare him off only, you know you can get arrested here for doing voodoo shit.
It's not real I merely copied teh scripts and to make it actually work has to have bits of his hair not mine, and must read some arabic mumble to call a djinn to help you I think.
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>>24668109
You're a sweat heart
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Use it wisely.
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>>24667556
But I need a way to save shekels without spending them.

>Inb4 it's there
>Inb4 reverse search
But the dude became obsessed with power relations because the state tortured the homosexes at some point.

No I'm butthurting you on the roast kek
Well I gave you one which is kind of sort of related to topic.
I tried tinder once, all you find in my area is topless thirsty juice ironically enough and sure I dont even want to know who was in who.

I mean designer wanting you to look like you in deep shit while you already are is pretty redundant
But I guess for Kardashians' boyfriends makes sense.

Pillows pass the robot captcha now. had Mark Zuckerberg gone too far ?
But has science ?

You know you gotta do sumfin for me first ey ay lad ? whadya say ?

That was in the past, but you know we Arabs slap all the time, hard to find a non-slaping mom here we don take it personally and rush into therapy like you westerners. but nah she alright.
No kek Aunty slapped her kids too but she gave us tips on how her own kids dealt with her issues.
Well let's see that picture, if you dont want to show here theres always "the other" space.
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So tell me why I fell asleep at 6am with the sun rising, then I wake up and check this here thread and it was only 8am.
God why did you break my sleeping schedule?
Didn't even feel tired then but I knew I should get more sleep. Whatever god that's why I got yo bitch in my room right now.......you know I'm joking tho right ha ha ;_;

>>24668601
Holy shit lad this isn't the same aunt I literally just made a joke about a couple hours ago? First off how did your mom even find out about the meeting, and why is she busting balls all the time?
Did you aunt tell you if the accusations are true or not, that all sounds fuxkd man, even if he is lying the rep has been dealt with.

Tell her to a code 0 and delet her social media
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>>24667730
Music doesn't get me in the mood to buy anything, they should just blast butt metal or hardcore music in there. That'll pump people up to buy the shit they need...or beat the shit out of someone.
Bitch I got you some lingerie and a hair brush. NOW PUT IT ON ALREADY

>good abortions
Is this true, india seems like the place they do that on the hush hush since their religion is basically sex and pleasuring your spouse

>who
oh come on you know, it president elect

>are cool
Can't agree more, that use to be my thread before I gave that life up bro. /soc/ fags will get upset about anything there princess does or doesn't do


>link https://drive . google.com/open?id=0B9I4F61mIIBYTGpfem5zckVJYkE
I want to see this but stop spacing your links out like your dealing with porn kek. If the link ain't blue then your a jew

>>24667828
Who do you have to talk out of suicide this time?
>10/10
your review is 3/10 would not critic
>although, the nose
Remember what I said about webcam lighting?
I use to have to make a disclaimer for shitty photos like this in those drawthreads, not like anyone listen here tho

Yeah I bet your arse isn't ready yo be kicked with my size twelve air jordans bitch
>gays fighting
well from what I saw on the internet(worldstar) gay blacks will still ball their fist, but usually after the fight is over ;p Most likely its just love slaps
>sitting down
only thing thats under my ass is this ripped leather and your mama's mouth bitch
>vote pepe
he already won, now altright are all over the news. but this is what you guys wanted anyways
>w-what i didn't say this!!!
getting mad at what I greentext, you sound like me reading your (you)s
>bestest neighbor out there
he sounds like a pretty chill guy to get info on who's the best to rob, sounds like a hommie who exclusively drinks bovril too
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I don't wanna go back go work.

https://youtu.be/LCUcT1mPh1s

Glad to see this thread is more active.
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>>24669007

To, even.
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>>24667936
Might as well move it unless they have snitchy ass house cleaners in there. Then again your white just tell them si si no thankyou

I think I did almost the same, the sky was blue and I was just laying in bed. Staying up 6am counts right.....right?
Its just a flat screen tho I have no clue how big its is and I'm a dude. Just imagine what they'd say if you dropped the shit out of it. Old jews smoke weed now? Thats something new, just keep one eye on his one eyed garden snake man, be safe.
>yfw you eat everything in the fridge and have to leave out the window
Bear mace and a steak knife go a long way. But jokes aside pls be careful

>>24668109
>not a kurdish freedom fighter waifu with a svd rifle
You doing it wrong anon
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>>24668601
>coolest?
In a way, like if I made a man killing version and gave it to a certain cheeto president
I wouldn't be surprised if nazi scientist wear looking for on for the "ratte". If anything its just a jew's ballbusting bubby

What does a guy have to do to get properly fired these days. I hope they just don't slap him on the wrists or something, if I was the head vampire there I'd fire him on da spot cause mah mah moneys

https://clyp.it/0hl2el4t

It could have been better, wish I knew some real louisianan so my accent would be on point
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>>24668667
It happened in the 80s mostly, being skinny and have big acrylic red nails was the thing then.
Bro
I come in the kitchen and she's either bending down in from of the microwave or oven. What am I suppose to do? Usually I just walk out the kitchen cause takes forever to do things

>cool mom
Yeah....I guess right. She can have her cool moments something, she's like the kang of nonfatal drunk driving. Remember I changed her oil once and she bought my underrage ass some potent beer
Its more one the lines of the cats and the cradle and the silver spoon......but we'll get annnnnnnd.

I belive that after hearing your story about stinky french cheese. But nah you need to start injecting kraft cheese into burgers
>I'm the hiro
yo puns are no joke, I think this means your feeling better. Do you have a preference for your fav sushi? Pls don't tell me those jews make salmon sushi over there

They should start cracking down on voodoo in new orleans but that'll never happen.
Well having his hair in it does sound like voodoo, kek idk how you'd get his hair tho. How was it suppose to effect him anyways if it did work? Should have made a thread on /x/

>>24668730
Oh shit this is pretty damn perfect. This is going on the next one
(if this is ps, pls tell me where that font is from)

>>24669007
Best excuss for not going is "a family emergency came up.......and I'm out of town"
Lets see how long this activity last, usually it'll die down after a day or so
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>>24668813
cash under couch like a young thug maybe?

>reverse search
wat...whatever I knew I could do that ha, I was just sleepy and shitty
Did he ever change the power struggle or did he just get kill or become a politician himself? Wait I'll read into it myself

I literally just called whoopie goldberg that the jist of it. kek apparently picking my fro is triggering. I didn't even know you roasted me hope that thread is still up.
I have feeling you'd just run into someone you knew on tinder. Most likely theres just a hooker using it that every dude has already been in

Its not a style woman.....its a life style you just don't understand. Hater detected. You can say the same about per-ripped jeans
>Kardashians' boyfriends makes sense
did you not hear? Kayne went crazy last month had an "emotional breakdown" yelled at his paying fans

Robot capcha? isn't that reason capcha are around ZUCKERBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG("berg" xfiles intro intensifies)
Brah science took mah babies

Punch dag in face maybe for pdf? Naked cowboy dance?

A nice little slap would be better than a leather belt to the face. Hey I only went to thready cause it went in my ass, thats different
Was the tip to just dodge them with zen? I did that once the belt hit my wall and me and my dad stared at each other in amazement, still got beat afterwards
hmmmmmmmm i think I want to post it here but then again maybe not

I lied, three fags on the left are uncle, aunt and gmom with fucked up weave or whatever is going on there
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_61hzuGGJX0
Why didn't pro-imagination groups play this song as their main anthem? This song hits alot of good points kek

ITS NO FUGHHHHHN BEING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN
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>>24669195
Christ these modern youtube comments almost kills this music video for me. Phil is a short manlet but I guess his ironic song went over ppl's heads
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>>24668601
>voodoo.
Ahem, need I remind you of our dance anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY
>had me at beard
my ankles are freshly shaved ;)
>a young
i know, isn't youth bootyful
>>24668621
make a leaf
>>24669004
>talk out of suicide this time?
You see? It's this backwards thinking that got you kicked out the club. >:/ Talking out of...the nerve.
>would not critic
>critics
Looks like someone needs to stop being so gosh darn ironic or else those memes may make us worried.
>webcam lighting
>webcam
just my monitor, i'll take a pic of my dog when it's prime light time again
>size twelve
oh sorry mr big foot.
>listens
>too words
...anun...
cum now
.......
>Watched gay video's on the internet
>the loser get's fisted
M-my...innocent fruit smoothy that's some sin.
>mama's mouth bitch
Antonio? You're sitting on my verbal coach? I knew you were gay! :D
>wanted
Hush, we're part of the lib/progressive scene...shhh
>I read you're your yours you are yous
Do you enjoy them
did you enjoy saying that
did you
did
you
you?
you
did?
did
you?
did
did
you?
>drink beedrill
these lil guys?
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>>24668601
>Beautiful places
Thanks. The views are the only thing that justifies the exorbitant gas cost in the tri state area. I am a cashier at a warehouse "club". It is really just a store where a bunch of fat fuck families wobble in and buy 2 pounds of cheeze its. It pays for gas and college tuition.

>>24669004
>Music doesnt get me in the mood
Some people get in the "christmas spirit" when they hear some asswipe singing "jingle bell rock". Black metal would make these fat asses walk faster, thats for sure.

>Religion is sex and pleasuring your spouse
And dumping shit in the same river you drink from

>Trump's dick
I wonder if hes got a nice dick

>Soc fags get upset about the princess
Hey man, boobs are serious business to some people

>Stop spacing out your links
Shit man, thought 4chan had some sort of block filter for links. Whatev, I will try not spacing out the link this time.

Here is another one from NY, storm king mountain: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0B9I4F61mIIBYaW8wczl2RzhIemM
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>buy new boots because old ones had holes in the soles that water seeped in
>socks now have holes on them
>spent almost half the day with the sock cutting circulation to my 2 toes in pic related
T-thanks O-bama Bin H-Hussein!
Incidently, that's how many toes I can fit up my ass if any qt boi is interested :D

Making a quickie cuz to stupid and tired too find the archived threads and respond to those replies, just going to post this, go eat then shower and masterbate and finally cry myself to sleep in no particular order.
Also feelsy bluesy rocky Christmas song from everyone's favorite prayer;
https://youtu.be/Tgk9rhHOWfc
even though I don't celebrate it kek, but I heard it today and yeah so...anyways night fags.
>>24663231
>The world was better with phil collins
The only good thing he did was make Lily u retart.

Me 2 just got home tired af bro, idk why I'm working 2 jobs in all honesty kek.
>>24664124
>y bread get archive
Because I let it duh.
>>24667182
Ew, what is this and where's my drawing hmph.
>>24667618
>whitepeople.gif
>>24669021
Iktf
>>24669195
>>24669233
>whitemexicans.wmv
"Accurate" representation kek. I always find it weird when white people try to whiteknight other races when they hate us lmao.
https://youtu.be/Pke3A2XuBLg
https://youtu.be/8iJMOBcPQyg
Enjoy some "real" Mexican music hue.
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>>24669636
Get me kicked out?
But what if its a goth club? They would hail me like a kang of the black me thinks
>us
>worried
>of memes
You sir maybe the last of your kind, still relishing in scraps of the old world.
Pepe will rise again, because he's an alt-right™ kind of guy
>just
It was just luck that, that bullet impacted with jfk skull too. Fuck your wolf it better be in HD or you'll get some 2D rubbish
>sorry
well their actually 11 I was just fantasizing
>loser get's fisted
You act like this is a bad thing
>your gay
Oh wait you don't have a leather computer chair, oh how sad
>errrbody flip flopping now
This is what happens when your tv personality "reflects" shitty ideals. Th-thank you masta, ohhhhhhhhh golrie you know yous better than mista abraham

>did
>you
>enjoy
>my
>banter
...
uhhhhhhh
NO
>not drinking the beefy king of all beverages
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>dat ass
Aw lawdie *o*
>>
I am drinking and I am bored as fuck. I studied for 2.5 hours today and did some work on my newest project (self-employed).
I decided to get a couple of beers tonight and just spend the night drinking a little bit and doing whatver. What I realized is that most of the shit I can do is freaking boring.
I played some Dota 2, but that gets boring quickly, but is still the least boring game. Watched some movie stuff, chated with some people etc. but still everything is boring as fuck...
Now don't get me wrong, I have friends and people I normally hang out with, I just have a weekend to myself now, but even when I am with my friends, things are generally boring. I think I am bored by my current life. Anyone else knows that feeling?
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>>24669790
The only thing jingle bell rock reminds me of in all honestly is the opening of lethal weapon. Some people who fall for that are the same that fall for as seen on tv products.
Either metal or a voucher for a free mcmuffin w/ egg combo after purchase

>shit and more shit
This meme/truth is getting more and more popular now kek. Well they do anal and what are you going to do when you can afford douche?

>listen, I have massive massive sized cock. the black have even told me this
I hope so, cause his little hands paint a different picture

>sbt is just the cherry of the autism
as someone who originally came to this board for these kinds of things. The spectrum level there has a high bar

Oh yeah I forgot about that shit, but they only filter out the site deemed as spam. Like 8ch(i)ns and sometimes re(ddi(t)k)

I still have nothing to post so heres an old pic of the end of the hollywood hills from the universal city parking lot
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>>24670097
>not double socking in exclusively black socks like a true east-oxy-coaster
>not knowing that double socking cures cut off circulation
>not being kool
Why is a commiefornia cucboi telling you all this anyways?

Good luck with those old threads, there all linked but thats like two dead threads you have to scour through. You should try eating, masturbating while taking a shower.

Yeah he made lily, and home by the sea so idk what your trying to redpill me with.
I'll give you a redpill tho: lily is going to fuck as many nigger as she can once phil is six feet under.

> where's my drawing
Its a gross pic of a very disgusting englishman
its in the vault as well with the rest of you non-selfie fags. Whats worng with taking selfies...what you don't like socializing? What are you some anti-social wizard?

All the music "artists" back then would just hop on band wagons for muh "less fortunets" cause for what ever reason that was the thing to do.
And bits are the least ppl who care for mexis
>mfw when I'm about to eat some hot dawgs....eerrrr well hot dag sandwich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKGbjJarMeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfhq3nVdMYg
welcome to LA
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>>24670264
I've had that feeling before, the sense of wanting something more during a hangout other than the mandane.
I just think thats a synthyom of getting older but I don't try to let that ruin my time hanging out. Do you know what exactly you want to change? All I can tell you is ask/tell your friends to change it up cause their boring. Maybe a drunk movie might be something you guys could do
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Oh and both of you two can just kindly fuck off, I do what I want when I want and how I wanna
I'm going to bed
>>24667828
wheres the channel that broadcasts free hentai?
then you'll truly see whats really going on "unda da cheets"

>>24668601
For the shramps sake, I blame the atmospheric pressure gap that goes on in my kitchen. I never harmed shrimp, why would shamp harm me?
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Continuing with my constant baby bump

Who here has their krumpus tree yet? Ours had two horns for whatever reason, probably means its a devil and it'll shit in my bed when I'm not home.
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mfw seeing this pic is the first time is the only time I noticed how crocked this gran fir looks now ;_;

chàng trai đồng tính tốt đêm
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>>24670292
>Fall for ass seen on tv products
Dude there is this product in the store called "Gotham Steel" that is a tv product. Such a fucking dumb name but its catchy.

>Indians do anal
Fucking disgusting, it isnt only smellz

>Little hands
His little hands would make his dick larger by comparison

>He came to soc to look at grills
We all gotta start somewhere. Just be lucky you got your tism from /o/ instead of /soc/. You would be posting your dick in all the threads right now if you did.
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>>24671253
>free hentai?
Cartoon Network ;)
I only know because my friend told me...not...not that i watch it or anything...
>>24670370
>disgusting englishman
You can forget about Christmas ;n;
>>24670174
>kang of the black me thinks
Errabody wanna be pale now.
>last of the kind
*holds up a sword*
>old world
*holds up a book
>pepe
*Licks a toad*
>alt-right
*Holds up a deplorable*
>JFK
Fun fact the bullet actually didn't hit any important (vital) parts within his brain instead it impacted within his corpus callosum, he wouldn't of died had he not been poisoned.
>bad thing
You forgot the lube and Bradley became a cripple.
>Don't have
Oh look at mr murderer.
Bet you drink water too?
That's a fishes house you bastard.
>no
y-y
>not drinking
>>24670097
>Because I let it duh.
how could you
>Ew, what is this
>ew
>what is this
i feel so attacked rn
>>24669007
then don't; fuck the world
>>24668730
>first sentence
"yah haha, roh"!
"milk a fort! mr hoofy is a bachalour"

It sounds so happy yet these words are so aggressive.
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>>24671649
I've heard of that before, isn't it just some wanna be fancy skillet. Think when I saw the infomercial I was on my computer not paying attention, then I heard "Gotham Steel!!"
Couldn't help but turn around, thats just good marketing I guess

>disgusting
not knowing desi people have an inherent resistances to dysentery. no conduuuums

>I grab the pussy but she says its a fingerbang
Lel that could be but true as long as his acorn doesn't touch his index

>my tism
hey that came slightly from work too but mostly /o/. You don't know how excited a man can get when someones wants to learn about auo shit.
I could be posting my dick in a thread "right now" and you wouldn't even know. but nah either way wez ain't welcome there.

I'm dry on nature stuff but I got a few urban pictures here and there. This one is at valley college parking lot
The day after pres. cheeto won someone made a faje call about a campus shooting
Notice the gear and height of that lady cop
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>>24672113
>my friend told me
cause I can't afford the tv tax on your telly. BOOM and another stale english sterotype fite me
>forget about
I stopped caring when my dad told me that when I was like 9
>pale now
SAMMY
SOSA
WHY???
>on mi motha's pride, guad rest ha soul. Get these fouking potato niggers out of mi land
>on mi eternal devotion of our lourd. Get these fouking potato niggers out of mi land
>on mi honor to ye lady of ye lake and bui author's sword. Get these fouking potato niggers out of mi land
>deplorable
Not deportables
>the cia poisoned him cuz they were made about the bay of pigs
Kek I almost fell for that one. And kekels how could that bullet not hit anything vital when it has to blow thru the lobus before it reaches the corpus callosum?
STFU
>I told him to wait two days before walking
bardley knew the risks, all those bermingham fags knows this
>That's a fishes house you bastard.
you know I spent maybe five minutes trying to figure out what any of this meant I'm skipping this one

>I'm a fag and i don't drink what other fags drink cause I'm scared of looking like a fag: the post
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>>24672113
Daily reminder this 6.5x52 round is what they had to fish out of jfk's brain

Thank you italy
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>>24672755
>Wanna be fancy skillet
I dunno man, I think its made by Wayne Industries.

>Desi people have resistances
They are the strongest race in event of a pandemic, I guess

>Acorn
Maybe hes got a dad dick dude

>Got a little bit of his tism from work
Fair enough dude. I am autistic about the Syrian conflict. Shame my gf doesnt want to learn about it

>Lady cop
lel
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Alright thread I'm back to post a (you) and self bump and go fap,pray,eat,fap,pray,shit,shower,pray,fap,fap, then sleep

Thank you selfless rouge bumper, for the bumps.
Very nice of you to just leave it simple with no fact dumps(tho I feel I miss them)
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>>24673400
>wayne made steel
well if its like mr.waynes last films their probably too edgy and made by a freckle faced nigger

>pandemic
well depends on what it is, if its driving in the designated lane then their fucked

>got done grabbing the pussy time to talk to my kids soft
theres nothing to brag about a dad dick its always off putting

Nothing is interesting to anyone unless thier involved with it somehow, only pro-isis weebs care I guess.
Next time our in-house muslim shows up ask her some syria related questions, she lives the closets and I think she had to a study on it

Why order a 4ft tall woman to do riot control when I'm 6ft tall? tho mexis are very short people

Picrelated is what most of the streets look like now. Unlicensed vendors got unbanned a year ago I think and now alot of mexis do it
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Oh yeah and here's another master piece I finished tonight. Maybe I went too crazy with the hair
Source came from someone who had an issue with a fag
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And of course can't sign off without shoving more genesis down your guy's throats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1oKVm_qiYg
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My wife wants a divorce, and their is nothing changing her mind. Fucking sucks so much, whats going on with /soc/ at 4:23AM.
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>>24675118
Its 2:34 over here anon, about to go smoke, heat up some food and go off into dreamland.
Is that the final verdict she's making about the divorce? You could always pull the marriage council card if you still think you can forge it back together. But did you cause your wife's mistrust?
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>>24675118
Dude that does fucking suck. Hope you pull through it either way. Its 9:40pm here.
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>>24675146
I already went to counseling with her. My wife started to resent me in some ways and I think some actions led up to this decision. It was never cheating, abusive or anything.. it was just immaturity on both ends and lack of communication. I miss her so much though.. and I really tried doing everything I could for us. I really don't know why it happened.. but we were both never ready for marriage. She went cold turkey on me, and I've been having such a hard time already this year. It's crazy.. you can fight, and argue.. but at the end of the nights and after all the heat goes away.. you just simply miss them. It kind of shows how much you mean to them after some time apart.. and I guess I just wasn't that special. It really hurts to think that way, but.. I just feel so abandon. I miss my best friend, she was everything to me and I still cry about it. It's hard to imagine anything else in my life, and I know I will have to keep pushing on physically, though emotionally I am broken.
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>>24675160
The deepest wounds physically and emotionally heal with time friend. You will be ok in the long run you just got to see yourself through it.
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>>24675168
Yeah I know they eventually will.. but I wonder really how long. All those relationships I built with her, and her family.. they really loved me. I really cared for them all and was consider a son by them. Hell.. I did everything so traditional and gave the utmost respect to them all. Makes me really think.. if I am not the man in her life,.. than who will be? It scares me and gives me so much anxiety. I wonder if she ever thinks the same thing.. or maybe since she was the one who "dump" me that it's not so bad. I even ask myself.. sometimes even if she wanted to work on the relationship again.. that would I even want to again. I know I need to just focus on myself again, and I really want to build new relationships with people. Staying up till 5AM gets so tiring and I don't want to be self destructive. I want to lift weights like I did, I want to hang with my buddies.. I want to see the world.
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>>24675176
Then do all those things. You will feel better. I'm in a deep relationship and i honestly can't see how i would live without her in my life. I look back before her and all I can see was how empty my life was. From the suicide attempts and drugs she molded me, but i have learned how to cope with loss. It's just a matter of picking yourself, saying fuck off world and making something of yourself from the ashes of your last devastation.
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>>24675184
Good point man.. I guess I have some things I need to change for myself and make those things really happen.
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>>24675194
Yeah exactly. Don't let emotions take you over and just go get what you want and make it happen. You'll be right.
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I have a lot of replies to make...
I sunk so deep in thoughts it was hard to get out.
I also forgot to take my meds
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>>24669177
Absolutely Mad Nigga posting entire family on 4chins
But again who cares.

Common your mom doesn't look so mean, she seems pretty nice but your grandmother looks like a woman woman, sisters looks kind too, and cute honestly.
You look more like your mother than your bro does.
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Lose will to recover and study
Eat pistachios
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>>24676641
Or die
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>>24676678
I tried to die once, I won't be trying again; I nearly killed myself.
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>>24676144
>>24676324
As for usually family, skim thru my posts and make a summery and thesis of my (you)s. With no LESS than 3000 words and I want it by 6pm on my desk.
Does not taking your meds give you the ability to meditate or something? Just go take a sugar pill and tell yourself, "nah I'm good brah"

That wasn't my entire family(it was) But nigga this thread always seems to go under the radar, I rarely get called nigger by 1st time posters
Thats a disguise both mi mum and da pulled of, she has very bold opinions about brown ppl. Idk how she'd feel about me knowing arabic girl
And duck, I don't like having a cute sis,its triggering seeing boys around her goood thing she "says" she doesn't men tho(I guess). sis and me take from my moms side who are all blackies, brother takes from mi da whos a light skinned hybrid nig

>>24676641
How much did wonderful pistachios pay you to make this comment?
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Yeah guys you know its that time again.

"I'm ah just sanding here selling.........everyathing!!!"
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As the concrete walls tumble
As political landscapes turn seas red.
As those plagued by distraught turn humble.
Those in care think it is better to be dead.
To plead guilty is to be richer than to find innocence.
To watch the world decay
To see the world fill with blind confidence
The smiling masks worn day to day. Torn away

Daddy, she asks.
Would you like some sausages?
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>>24676787
yes
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>>24676753
No comment.
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>>24676789
You're a failed abortion, papa. Sistermother agrees.
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>>24676790
Just tell me how many zeros there were on the travelers check ***they*** gave you.
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>>24676849
Enough to buy my family a burger king
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Bamp
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Please can anyone help me?

I'm lost in the middle of no where and the key to my ignition is stuck and won't turn. It won't turn the engine so I can't even then the heater onI can't really feet my feet right now

Does anyone on here know how to fix this? I really need to get out of here

I don't even use four chan but for some reason this is the only website my shitty phone gets. Other wise I would have messaged my friends on Facebook

Does this phone picture help
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>>24679298
Steering wheel is still locked Jamal. Two green wires the red and green and twist two together.
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Here comes a helping of late (you)s well just a (you) for dis ded bread

>>24676895
Fuuuc wey I hope it was plenty enough to afford those burger kings with the make your own soda dispenser

>>24679298
nice shoes faggot, hope your corpse is being eating by crows /;~^-) >>24679298

Oh and merry Christmas thread only 13 more days till I kys myself as an honorable present to my waifu
From me to (You) XOXOXO
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Even tho this is the most materialistic holiday of the year, and how much it absolutely digests my well being to think people actually spend their money on "objects" to help their guilty capitalist conscious.
.....
Other than all that.......chrismas trees are all right with me...th-they smell good...


Your daily dose of phil'ous collin'ous will have to wait till later, I'm not feeling it tonight, I just can't right now all right

night night thread
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Damn
Bump
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I hate myself
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I had to reset some wi-fi stuff so gonna guess my thing has changed if not ignore this, or else.
Am me.

>What do?
Had Chinese, am behind on studies and just feel like shit. Drew a bit yesterday. Read a bit last night. Started working out again tho so...yey.
Still no christmas shit up yet though because lazy.
So yeah.
How
are you all
I've kinda been bored
I mean missed you all.
>>24679999
>Check'd
>helping
Just three, that's what the maths'll do
>i kys myself
The pen is ready and rareing to put out the fire
>>24680007
>th-they smell good
>anon smells trees

...will post pic related in pic related post with pic related
>>24680007
>night night thread
y you gotta leaf when i'm here, fgt
>>24679298
>help me?
no
>>24679298
pop the hood, get some sodium, make a battery then jump start.
>>24676787
ooohwee i was some real bored
>>24675103
i worry sometimes anon
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might as well dump some links while i wait for some boiz to bost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0Shj00PZRM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgmJmZIZHAU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHVDo301DL8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGsurGD0q4o
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>>24681429
I think we all hate ourselves here, why else would we be here.
Other than that I h8 myself cause my lizard got out again idk where it went ;(
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>>24681581
Just put some cheese out.
Or whatever lizards eat.
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>>24681528
Least theres life in this moldy crust of bread now

I had fucking jack in the box after being cooped up in a friend truck trying to fix his ignition switch at 11pm at night: in the heart of LA
Two blacks in a car with led flashlights looks so nonsuspicious I almost felt like calling the cops on myself

Now I feel drained and out of it. Nigga put those lights up. It doesn't take that long just a few hyper extended joints and curse words
>999 for gay festive pic
Whoa those niner trips. WHERE MY DRAWING REQUEST AT?
>pen
Nah man I already got my ticket to spain to run with the bulls
>anon smells tree, while I have no tree to smell
sounds like your projector is a little out of date lad
inb4 you only had jewtech fake xmas trees, inb4 its banned by the crown to own a xmas tree
>gotta leaf boius
kek

>worried
your just mad I didn't put your fist up in that jew hole
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>>24681602
>>24681611
>>24681612
Fuck it I'm just going to post the shit I drew in my composition book, even tho its nothing tumblr worthy (\=~^ )

>>24681614
I need to leave some poisoned cheese for that garage rat. But that lizard exclusively eats only live pray i.e. crickets.
And crickets are dumb as fuck anyways. Had one get out of the terrarium just to hope back on my desk
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>>24681636
picrelated has a song related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMI2LSxOKXI
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>>24681626
>moldy crust of bread now
Define life.
Am but a lonely bored boy bosting his shit
>I fucked jack in the box
We all have, its nothing to gloat about.
>LA
Surprised you didn't get stolen.
>On myself
This made this life, I don't know if that's a bad sign of the times or not.
>Lights up
You don't wanna see what I'm doing, truuus me
>Extended
Because he got high??
>Drawing request
I DEMAND YOU DO A RANDOM DOODLE.
THEN ANOTHER
UNTIL YOU HAVE MATCHED THE AMOUNT OF SHIT I HAVE PUSHED OUT INTO THIS THREAD.
SO THAT'S LIKE 7 quick doodles?
>Fake tree
Yes
>Banned
Wouldn't be surprised if it was.
Fire hazard and all that.
>Just mad I didn't invite you to mexican plunger fest
Any SANE person would be, Harold, ffs woeMAN.
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>>24681657
*laugh

just end it
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>>24681656
>picrelated has a song related
Lacks a pic

What kind of...
>>24681651
>post the shit I drew in my composition book,
I double triple dare you
>Tumblr worthy
You know anime?
The know the shit kids draw?
That is what get's praised on social media
That is what is popular.
>Rat
Capture it and sell it to anyone with a snake for a lower cost.
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This is the shit I've been working on this week besides the "random" doodles I POSTED IN THE DEAD THREAD

No music to add since ims on lel awesome fone
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>>24681710
I like;post more
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Maybe this is my fav maybe it's not. I would say dubs gets to name this. But hahahaha you fags can't name mechanic hahahaha bet your dicks don't even touch the toilet seat
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Some accessories for the big fatty I just posted
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>>24681725
Chris
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Last one I have from the new drawy book I have.
Can't lie this one probably took me two hours to get on paper than another cleaning it up

>>24681720
Might have some more in the older book
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Well I'm out of recent dwaring
>>24681745
I like it.
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>>24681657
>posting shit
Post link to fetlife then
>gloat
nah I'm not even sure if you even have one there, they suck don't go. Mexican family go there dressed nice after sunday church
I'll never know why
>stolen
funny enough that nigga's battery terminal is corroded af and keeps popping off. Locks "unlocked" got his skateboard and smoking rig stolen
even funnier he had some fat little flat screen and MY ps4 controller in there and they didn't get stolen
>sign of the times
Nah man it just gets spooky out there at those hours
it was in studio city(basically hollywood) still a bunch of libs walking their dags and jogging at those hours
>what I'm up too
my brother shove bad dragons up his ass, what else could be worse?
>he got high
who got high? I'm talking about hyper extending my arms putting up those lights
>demands doodles
nigga ain't no way I can push out seven drawing before you go to bed
brah you know if I make 3 it'll be good enough
>fake
mfw when those things cost more than a real tree. Nigga you know what a grand fir is? Well that shit was 40 shekels shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>fire hazard
I like how I almost put some hot ass lights on my tree and then second guessed myself.
Firedepartment would just blame us for it and move on
>plunger fest
is that like a plumbers con?
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>>24681690
Brah nah fuck off I don't need a pic for it, that would take to much of my time. Which is sitting in my chair wondering what I will eat

>I double triple dare you
fuck I didn't get one dub from all that shit I posted
>You know anime?
yes I fap to my waifu every night
>The know the shit kids draw?
anime related porn and the what you draw
>That is what get's praised on social media
anime, hentai, and art that expresses anxiety and depression(brah tell me I'm wong...Mr. Wong)
>That is what is popular.
post it so i can dump it on my shitty art tumblr

Fuck that'll only work if I can find a snake owner before I catch it. Then I'd have to leave town after the snake croaks from the poisoned rat
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>>24681750
why is this delet

>>24681778
and someone tell me whats going on right here. Was that a baby?
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>>24681745
why does these come out so crappy on my phone

oh wait i know why: as /v/ would tell you. Its shit
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>>24681871
>going on
I was
so in town i started taking edgy pictures because edge
i actually like this one
>what is
Probably a baby or something else unwanted.
I don't know man, I'm not the internet,
>Why delet
I drew it when I was tripping and'd prefer it to not be on the 4chins.
>>24681866
>what I will eat
My ass
>>24681866
>one dub
gets dubs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzBrkrsxImI
>fap to
>not lighting a candle in thier honor
pathetic weekenders
>I know you fap to your drawings
I..ss...is true
>depression get's liked
You're not wrong, I deleted facebook because I saw the third "brave" person show off their self mutilation.
>Post it
Just #art it
>leave town
just kill the snake owner
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Alright last mech post from me before I got out and find some "inspiration" to draw something.
And because my lawyer called me and told me I should stop posting these for copyright and DCMA reasons
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Wew lads, time to eat.
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>>24681912
What you should do to get edgy picks is either leave shit in the street and wait for an accident or just take pics of anger looking muslims in your town
>that bag
Thats not funny, I hate humor like that. I'm assuming is some gay ass bio-degradable BASF bag or something
lest you still get paper bags for free. I have to pay 10 cent per bag or bring my own
>not the ineternet
yeah I could tell, you took the pic you were there. You should have touched it.
Tis only rubbish afraid to get dirt in your long arse nails?
>prefer not to be
I posted a semi faggot pic last night.....I WILL not delet till I get some kik usernames

I only eat medium well ass, and yours honey is not even edible for government standards
>get fucked
fuck your links my guy
>wasting candles on a known slut
Ha its like you kiss your waifu on the lips too
>yeah I got you epic le post△ △ △
>you must be new here since you can't post zelda

Hmmmm why can a self mutilation be sign of bravery? This shit is on;y like this because ppl are fucked up in the head now. That use to be a cry for help
"oh lad I wish I was brave enough to do that, it looks so "awesome" [awesome in 2016 is a sign to catch a faggy normie]
>#myartiswhatkeepsmearobot

kill snake owner?
how do I do that without getting my hands dirty

>>24681971
wew lad did you even think about trimming those sting beans, or even bother boiling and adding salt to them?

Alright now I'm really going to go out and find some "inspiration" while this fucking helicopter keeps banking and flying around my house >;(
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Wish this damn board had sound so you can hear how loud and low this faggot it right now. Enjoy my shaky ass hands

Brah its LAPD so you already know. Hes still banking as I type this. Idk who has to commit a crime at 3:30
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>>24675090
>Too edgy
Edgy? I thought batman promoted good hero values, even if it is cheesy as fuck. Memes from TDKR are funny tho
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Fuck me mean to post more
>>24675090
>Indians driving safely
Hahaha, yeah. When there are a billion of you in one country, life becomes more worthless.

>Dad dick is off putting
Well, we all will have one, so we will all have an off putting dick

>In house muslim
You mean the grill with the islamic flag on the mannequin?

>Mexis are short people
True that

>Unlicensed vendors
Dude, fuckin free market lets gooooooo
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>>24682013
Yes, I boiled them, but no salt and no trim, I'm going natural and I don't give a fuck (desu I want to eat healthier)
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>>24682127
>>24682137
Its alright man we all make 4chins hiccups, this thread lets you get away with them

Nah not at least not in my purist movie critic eyes, honestly idk what that movies tries to promote. Maybe that the cops are corrupt? Thats all I got from the second one

>we'll all be dick dads one day
but nah I my dad use to walk in the room butt ass naked when we were younger. Pretty sure right after fucking my mom
think its just a dad thing, that dude just told use to clean our room

>ISISAL flag
kek I think we're talking about the same grill, but that was verse from the quran that was changed to say beat your husband

>free market
well fuck man what else is better? If it wasn't all crap and maybe a damn hot dag stand or a baked pretzel vendor I wouldn't complain
I need to take a pic of all the taco trucks that hangout on the same street

Picrelated is a few blocks from me, its also the corner where Rodney king got his ass beat.
But they took that sidewalk out a good while ago. I think I posted this before for someone else

>>24682140
Your a madman mei boius
If its for the sake of health than I will stop my banter. Tho your not an american nergriodiean you shouldn't have to worry to much about salt to much, maybe just add salt to the water while boiling
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Whelp I'm signing off for right now. Got to go help again with that dude's ignition switch in his truck, might do some shitposting or ghost post while I'm doing that who knows

I'll leave you with a double feature of some genesis, mama.
original song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L9fOGg9wO8

some weird music video don by some high school student:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2tTdaf2OlU

Meaning of this song has been debated for years, so I guess this music vid is suppose to be his interpretation of it.
I just thought it was about some dude having to deal with his fav hooker get fucked by other men and wanting to be loved
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>>24683938
It's a slow board friendie ;]
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Nah I'm straight edge and my pills are deep within now

Also is it me or has been awkward af , my 20 year old sister decided to let her boyfriend call my dad in order to talk business like sirius business engagement and whatevs , my dad been raging at fact shes too young and fact she did not tell him there was this strange dude going to ask for her hand in marriage
Mother on the other hand. guess she's just glad one of her daughters isn't a total fuck up.

Haven't left my bed for two days now.

>>24676753

December 13th, 2008

"Pham" or "F A M" , such words might seem as desperate getaway from the infamous animation website filers, and to be specific on the board assigned to women of the night and not-so-testosteronous men. To me however they take a whole new form when said "f a m" of mine posted his f a m.

One NEETy day I woke up later than usual, I pulled myself up in a desperate attempt to convince myself I will be a useful mother fucker today, instead I turn on my crippled laptop and I browse said website, searching for whatever posts directed at me might there be. I notice a great amount but one in particular catches my eye.
A beautifully posted picture of a series of fine individuals posing altogether and a funny looking nigga who seemed not to belong there -had I not known this an honesty based site of the web I could've sworn he was photoshoped into that picture- standing at the far right of the group with a yellow gay smile.....

Nigga I'm tired.

>>24669177

Cash under the sand, we have no couches in Agrabah.
Or a diamond in the rough was it ?

He only changed roles in the bedrooms mein nigga.

Disturbing the wildlife in there, I can't help it I'm an animal person.
You're lucky we don't have hookers, or at least hookers here are mostly young assistants to gay overlords. (and I'm not trying to point fingers at my ex-colleague)
But wait , how do you know so much hmmm...
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10 am door opens , dad saying morning H made some eggs would like to eat breakfast how about you get out of bed and do something useful like read a book for a change, I expect you to have read something and give me a review by the afternoon....

>>24669177
On a sirius note, have you seen those jeans you can buy based on the animal that ripped them, either lion or tiger of bear, I know japan hasn't but has science gone too far, again ?
>Paying to get yelled at
Those fools when I do it for free, yet again I did have a job last week so ..

>robot spotted
Idk why remembered this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA

>Punch dag in face maybe for pdf
You have my attention, go on

Kek never had the leather belt, but had the leather slipper
She also once threw a backpack full of books at me
Wait so how often did you get beat, did you ever get "the twisted pinch" shits the worst.

Shit your Gmom looks rad with that haircut.
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I'll give in my second round of (You)s when done with cleaning the house and using my five year experience in computer programs in helping my mother find the right color and design for her embroidery pattern.

Don't look at me like that I know I haven't washed my hair in a week. Ill do it eventually.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvMyxr8mNQ

>>24669132
The font is called VCR OSD MONO
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I should have just gone to bed right now, but god knows I had to finish that drawing for brit or he'll beat me senseless again like last time
This is the face of a heartless white cis:>>24681528

Pretty sure I spent more than fours hours helping said friend with said car. Still not fixed guess we'll be back at it again

>>24684309
>straight edge
>pills set in
its either one or the other, you can't have both

kek even I would know that wouldn't be a good idea to let your dad know about the husbandu. Least you know they can't elope, does this dude at least look hot and nonrapey?
And now your dad has a new favorite so it all can't be that bad. Mother's opinion are unimportant

Did that filter really start in 2008? Why am I still fucking here then. You make me hate myself since I didn't use f a m as a god-king joke from the smokey heavens of olympus

And i don't sand out by the way, I stand in. In with the crowd you see in with the scene. The scenery. The very reason I look like that is because your seeing my very own aura
Funny enough my step-senpai actually runs a photo business and they "photoshopped" some relatives in another family pic. Its crappy af but i didn't tell them that

I think I like tired h-bomb

Bruh I saw that nigga aladdin sit on a couch(haven't seen said film in years)
Yeah thats the saying. I hope its conflict free though

>changed roles in the bedrooms
lel but isn't this what modern fems want?
You don't want to deflower my brown flower?

If you can kill an animal then your not an animal person, you should just let it eat you and let the cycle flow
Well fuck maybe I need a overlord then, why can't I bang old men with money? Its normal over here for girls, tho said overlord prob wants his wife ploughed
N/A(my lawyer told me to stay quiet)
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I will finish the rest of these (You)s after I take a shower, the smell of dirt, WD-40, smoke, dog shit, cigarette smoke, jankem, joint smoke. mexican chile chips and etc etc

Out of my skin and manly my hair, not sure if I want to take 20 mins washing my hair at 2am>>24684420 Don't fall for the meme shampoo was invented by JewTech


And here you fucking neo-nazi englishman, heres your drawing. 1 out of possible 7 more drawings.
This is what I see when I see or think "black"
I'm fucking tired and I need some tea and a shower
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>>24684374
>Hey H good morning go read a book and give me a report, heres eggs for incentive
I forgot your dad was a literature fag, ask if you can just have a lecture instead

I feeeel like I've heard of those jeans somewhere before, cause kek man that doesn't surprise me. It better be a damn white himalayan tiger ripping mein shit, idk how you'll tell tho
japan would just make whale blubber pants

Thats the kayne experience well it was, hopefully he does a kurt cobain soon.
I might pay for the arab wife simulator, get yelled at by you for coming home late with a sandal in hand.

>25 years for animal abuse

Your lucky tho leather anything is shitty to get hit with. Idk how had a slipper hits. Lol man did she shockput that backpack at you?
Usually got beat for breaking shit or bad grades, or anything sometimes. Fuck is that a nipple pinch or something? i've been choked and pend against the wall tho

Right now her hair let down and looks like a crazy cat woman, kinda funny
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>>24684861
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA
>video not allowed in your country o(〒﹏〒)o
heres another vid with I guess more fotage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJoBWii2lNM
this....this was my childhood seeing this on vh1. That alien dance off part looked so good back then, thanks nostalgia

kek heres the song that scientologist Will ripped off, one of my faves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2XhhuM9GZo
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I now drift into the dark silhouette, that dwells in all forms of life.
The sense of resetting and resettling in our once comfortable territory in the world.
To fall into a state of the mind that's so natural that it's darker form is known through out the world.

I speak of sleep and to be meek I wish to join in with the peeps, not only do I wish to be kneedeep in sleep.
I also wish to count some sheep and weep in while I'm asleep.

I regret posting this but OP as to OP. Good night
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>>24682500
>What that movie tries to promote
It promotes that cops are braindead unless they have some caped faggot guiding them around

>Dad used to walk around the room naked
Thats kinda gross man. He should at least hide it

>Verse from the quaran to say beat your husband
Oh, I thought it said some dumb shit on it like "meme" or something

>>24682500
>Hot dog stand or pretzel vendor
That would be dope. Fuck these mexis selling blankets and shit.

Here is one from a trail near Catfish Pond in Kittatinny, NJ
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19/ f
I'm lonely.
fuck life
eat vegan pizza...why DOESNT HE LIKE MEEEEE REEEEEEE FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE THESE NIGGAS DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DOGSHIT FUCK THEM AND THEIR STACEY/ CHAD MENTALITIES, THEY NEVER LET ME IN REEEEEEEEEE.

Hey, what's up?
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>>24685425
honestly though...we like all the same things and I never meet anyone who likes the same music as me, we are both vegan, we both have a similar sense of humour, we both have similar belief, I'm kinky as fuck and great in bed, I'm cute, I am mentally ill and a loser with no friends or life or direction... WHY DOESNT HE LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>24685425
>>24685432
Holds spork?
You good nigga
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>>24685451
>24685451
yeah man I'm alright, how about you?
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>>24685455
You sure about that kid?
Could be better but you know how it be.
You're not crazy enough btw, might be why. Or gay.
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A poem. Because y not y'know spice it up in this spicy boi thread:
Here me livin inna concreate shell
Ain't no love 'ere that I can tell
We walking through life, head full 'a' zombie
Looking at the night thinking what I might be.

sitting in a daze
Waiting for the better dayz

We fight till we bloody 'nd we mad o't 're minds
'acking the world; we stuck inna grind.
>>24685451
I'm relatively stable.
>>24685425
>eat vegan pizza
>I'm lonely.
>vegan
I see your issue, trust me I'm not a doctor.
>>24684552
>drawing for brit
Good boy. :*
>Beat you
Now,now. It's not a beating.
What is it?
It's called discipline, something a lot of you kids lack.
Bend over, and cough, while I give you sum extra credit.
>Heartless
Only on Monday through to sunday
>>24684420
>Ill do it eventually.
We're real neeting up in here neo
>>24683938
Is a slow day
>>24681929
dwar a poneee
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i can't sleep lads
the world is bright lads
my microwaves done lads
My Chinese is alright lads
Had it last night too lads
Night lads
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>>24685515
>I'm relatively stable
No one asked you kiddo.
Jk :3
Relatively stable huh, sorry not cray enuff for me
2 normie 4 me
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>>24685544
What bothers you my child.
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>>24685559
If you mix all the colors of a rainbow you either get black or white. Which leads me to conclude that a conclusion should be made about the real nature of the racial divide that's dwelling within our community. In simple terms, In additive color mixing, like light, all the colors combined create white. Consider a prism and imagine the process in reverse.

In subtractive color mixing, like paint, all the colors combined create black. This is because you've effectively blocked all other colors.
So the increase in racial recognition and the decrease in the budding color blind society has me believing that I should make an outward statement about the community as it stands today.
It don't matter if you're black or white
They print my message in the Saturday Sun
I had to tell them I ain't second to none
And I told about equality and it's true
Either you're wrong or you're right
But, if you're thinkin' about my baby
It don't matter if you're black or white
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is this the new drawthread?
ok i'll try
post your nudes i'll give em a draw
>pic related, my draw
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>>24686381
Can you draw this guy
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Fags can't bunp
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>>24685515
>Shitting in the haze
eh ?

Nigga what's up with you're fucked up timing scale , what's a 12:30 GMT in real world clocks ?

Who you calling neo, neo ?
And dare I warn you I was there before you I'm merely returning to what is mine by right.

>>24687358
They can, and they will.

>>24686381
No this is the blog thread.

>>24685028
Why you tryna be me.

>>24684881
>Take a walk with me just walk with me
Man I can't stop singing this part now.

Welcome D.

Kek I never knew it was ripped off , do you remember the animation was the shit , used to come on every Friday early in the morning on some hacked Antenna TV channel here before we had the dish.

>>24684861
It's not an either or , I will have the lecture he just wants me prepared for it.

>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFc62FPZL_w
Sums up why we're weebs t b h

Never was into Kanye all that , I only remember he was hot shit when that song Stronger came out , maybe around Heartless too but that's it, only time I even listened to Kanye

>Pay for Arab wife
Oh you have no idea what you're saying, you wanna know what you have to pay, grab a pen and a notebook and focus with me for a sec
First you have the Mahr(Dowry) which is two parts : first one is the forepart which is paid obviously in advance and differs from one place to another with an average of 6000 $ here in Palestine , second part is the Delayed paid upon divorce which is according the bride's fancy

Then you have the Shabka which is a set of golden accessories that are either necklace and bracelet or earrings
Then you have the rings
Then you have the bridal preparation (clothes, dresses...... etc.)
The House, the furnishing and all that
The ballroom rental and preparation(decoration,cake, service, documentation)
The pre-wedding lunch

I'm sure I missed a few things but I'm no expert, shall I go on ?

>Never forget Dusty

One moment I was looking at my 70% grades average suddenly a semester of regret landed on me
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>>24684861
It's a pinch that you can't express its pain cause usually a sly hand reaches for your leg from under the driver's seat because your parent can't openly scold cause there's some people talking to him, so you just swallow your pain and move on.
But shit isn't it illegal to beat kids in burgerland, I know some locals who lived there had to move back here in order to be able to keep them.

>>24684585
That's haram and dare I not break word of mohammed.

>>24684552
I can and I will and I have , make me nigga
I think Im starting to take shit twice cause can't remember whether I have taking my pills or not.

I don't even know how he looks like, I couldve asked for a name but wanted to get topic over with when my dad asked me what I thought, I mean I seriously know nothing about relationships let alone marriage.
Dude is apparently an engineer one year older than me and some intellectual shit, Idk I didnt want to say its a mistake and have her blame me for ruining her chances but I do think its a mistake and shes too young for even engagement but I ended up saying that she has to decide what she wants from life I cant have a saying in this.

Idk about the date but gotta make it look like it's ancient shit, plus fuck up the archival material and fuck up history when our grand grand sons come back to these threads
a n a r c h y
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Kek thats what my grandparent did in the old days, he had some painter paint his other sons who werent there for family prtraits
But you stand in because you were out you see and thats what Im refering to, stop making it look like you belong son, we outcasts can smell each other.

You're going to love sleepless then

Of course you did the film was orientalism at its purist.
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Where

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TV_128Fz2g
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I see posts disappearing
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>>24689276
Disappearing where?
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>>24689286
You tell me
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Fuc cucks I got some (you)s here that need some splaing.

Let me sleep in for a quick minute. Let this possible fake pic entertain you till then
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>>24689311
>>24689276
>>24689286
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>>24689758
gosh darn
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So I guess the engagement discussion is getting bretty sirius and Idk I hate that kind of talk and I hate having to hear it
My dad is lecturing my sister on life goals and how emotions can be a phase and it's making my stomach ache I can't hear this , I have serious issues regarding these heart to heart shit and its making me nervous even tho I'm not asked to participate in the discussion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39BFBjc3ADw
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I think I might have a peptic ulcer el oh el. Started having pains this Monday, wound up having very upset stomach and high fever for two days and now I'm just dying of stomach pains. Been eating baking soda the whole lot to help me with the pain, but it's not good in the long term, so I am going to cut that. Probably going to see doctors tomorrow or the day after depending on wether I can fall asleep. School should probably be sorted out, still haven't really spoken about the documents, but I know they're there and I will get them, even if it involves me kicking the door at the institution at Rīga and demanding them.

Bit high off amphetamine, but the high is pretty underwhelming, albeit the slight stimulant properties are really helping me. Not sure if it was bunkum stuff or I am just well adjusted to it, I think it is the later because I really need half a gram for the first hit to even feel like I am going bonkers judging from my older days.

Been thinking about these threads, I guess I've sort of started coming here as bit of a chore and became bit too emotionally invested, but really, I am just going to mantain this on/off switch kind of thing where I post for a bit and then run off for a while.

Other than that, it is pretty good. I look bloated as hell, fuck, but that's what four days of barely any sleep and bad pain does to you.

How's your evening?

Probably going to post tonight and tomorrow and then run off again and probably show up around Christmas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-lW5qxHcHo

@4:20

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG-oyi5KfWk

@2:30

Listen to these starting from the marks I set, these are pretty great stuff for over stimulating your ears if you like really dramatic classical music parts and shit.

>>24689836
I hate that kind of talk, but why be stressed over something that hasn't even happened lel.

Congrats on your sister getting married I guess, although I have no clue if it is for the better or worse. Marriage kind of sounds otherworldy given that the impression of the world that 4chan gives is all cucking and fucking and nothing else lmao.
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>>24689219
That's a very cute picture.
>>24689445
Will wait for you, I will probably be here throughout the night.

How's things? Man I love the fact that you let your trees grow on the sidewalks uncut as here the usual fashion is to cut them up in this round shape that looks completely retarded for most of the year as there are no leaves on them.
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>>24689836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIsP_-Vg3Fk

You might like this btw kek.

I like Russian/Kolhoz punk better than most of the western/OP stuff because it retains the same amount of agression and chaos through most of it, but it is also aware that it is copying something Western and applying whatever is kitsch in its own culture without taking itself too seriously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3cCopXDNs4

Here is a more agressive song, I'm sure I have posted.

Post something cool, that cigarette song was pretty shit to be honest.
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I hope you validation seeking cucks aren't busy posting in rate threads and instead in here like real niggas would be.

Anyways, spam me with your music recommendations, I really need to brush up on my music.
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>>24689990
fuck off you fag
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>>24689983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCFJIjNy8Ik
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>>24689951
Welcome to the club of stomachs in distress pic related half of these are for my stomach which I kill occasionally with a bottle of whiskey

As for the threads don't stress, let it happen naturally.

I would say don't make my mistake and give up, I myself gave in to living in crippling self loathing , you go look for those documents and try to make your life better.

>four days
noob

>>24689958
I have issues, a lot of them especially when it comes to family and emotions, it has nothing to do with me , I did not even talk about it with my sister but hearing family talking about emotions makes me even more stressed and sick.

She hasnt decided yet.

>>24689975
The cigarette song was a meme or just stupid shit
Would you believe it if I told you I dont even listen to music anymore, good music only reminds of how much I hate myself and i only feel unworthy of enjying music anymore.

I'll listen to these tho.
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Damn dude I took a nap for almost three hours now
Uhhhhhhhhhh I'm up now dhough, like for real now. Like really real now

>>24689836
Man your sister really dropped the ball on this whole engagement thing. Wonder if she's even going to listen to what your pops has to say.
Then again he's probably double faking his fatherly excitement for her engagement and just wants to s are her out of it.

>>24689951
Ayyyy my slavic brother from another mother(and father) is back.
Not sure if it's really an olcer or just a gnarly ass stomach ache from something you ate. I think you can usually feel an ulcer if you have one.
I had a pretty shitty stomach ache caused by sum shitty hot dags, ended up getting sick for almost 3 days, couldn't sleep and I threw up about 10 times.

Try eating fiber rich foods and bananas cause apparently those help(banana made me throw up)


I'll finish the rest of the (you)s on me computer
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This Thread
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>>24689990
>>24690004
>r8 pls
This looks like something you'd find on an oriental seafood restaurant's daily catch.
Also looks like it reeks of vinegar
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>>24689990
>>24690004
kys/10
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>>24690004
>>24689990
is that gluten free
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>show up
>instant post by the enlightened gentleman of "these threads are shit, but I shall post never the less"
>random guy posting his cock
As usual.
>>24690007
Oh c'mon.
>>24690012
I'm not sure what is wrong with my stomach, I think it might either be some virus or legit stomach ulcer, but it is hard to say as I'm not doctor.

I'm not giving up on anything to be honest. Well you have university coming up, I wouldn't give up quite yet as it is quite stupid to be honest.

Yeah, but it's a bitch. Legit feels like my intestines are trying to morph into a cubist sculpture.

I can barely talk about emotions IRL, I think I am the more demonstrative type.

>I hate myself
This song has a lewd lyric, but you might like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIdjev2jo2U

I like the
>if you still hate yourself we'll cut ourselves and swallow chunks of broken glass i don't care about finishing college
part the most.

How expensive are all of those anyways?
>>24690020
Not really "back", but I guess hah.
No idea, only experience with ulcers I have is when my oldest cousin got one for drinking local moonshine for two weeks ( the best fucking moonshine I've had, I tried it myself once ) and wound up in a hospital because he didn't eat at all and his ulcer exploded kek.
My stomach doesn't usually hurt at all and I eat a lot, so I kind of have iron stomach 95% of the times, but when it does hurt, I am really weak and vunerable.

I'm having some yughurt, but the speed is kind of killing my apetite at the moment, not that I had it in the past days due to pains, which is unusual for me given that I eat a lot usually.

Yeah take your time.
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>>24690012
Post some lewds please. Not necessarily in this thread.
I love your beauty and I'd love to see you naked.
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>>24690020
I want to tell her that it's all a meme and she shouldnt listen to any son of a whore who has two sweet words to say but I have problems and each time I convince myself I can do it I get stomach pain and pussy out.
I'll try to talk to her when the lights are off tonight.
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>>24690043
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>>24690046
You should see a doctor, I allowed mine to develop and came nights where I couldn't breathe

Truth is I haven't applied anywhere yet and I'm not feeling like it.

>cubism
>reeee

I'll play that too some time, thing is I ceased to enjoy anything from music to visuals to everything, when I say I spend my day doing nothing I mean literally nothing but walking between four walls.

Not very as we have insurance, but the doctors are pretty shit.
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Am I the only one who actually liked Prometheus?

Engineers were very aware inspiring, I love this scene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLgw0jeu_-c
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>>24690072
Wait, you actually have a stomach ulcer? Well I thought it was something very short term at first, but by the looks it isn't going away, thus the delay.

Do you have some time still? I'm not going to bother you with this if you don't feel like talking, so you know.

My stomach is going "REEE" all the time.

But please play that song, I kind of associate it with you ( I have stupid associations ) now that you said you hate yourself lel. It has a part about strawberries in it desu.

Not much better than here it seems. Medicine is barely insured unless you have official status of disability like my uncle who is an asmathic. It's the drinking one, maybe you remember him from our talks.

How do you post now that you are stuck in a one place with laptop and have to evade peopel to not see your 4chan secret club hah?
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Alright I'm on my battlestation so lets do this
I'll probably just go from the bottom with the anons that I know are still here and not posting dicks

>>24690046
Being back is just a state of the mind man, don't let the white cis male tell you other wise
Honeslty I think thats the only way you can tell if you have good moonshine, if it doesn't punch your liver in the face then its no good. I've still never had moonshine tho the hipster/libcunt grocery store sells legal moonshine.
Funny enough I found out yesterdy my friend bought some meme weed from some hollywood weed shop called "The Weed" not joking. The guy up-sold my friend on some higrade weed that was black. He smokes it and ends up getting a kidney stone the next day
Wish I could say the same about my stomach but I can rarely process dairy most of the time.

But your already eating yogurt, I was going to tell you to eat ice cream to sooth your shitty, if anything best thing to do is take a shit. I had alot of luck with that one

>>24690051
Idk how much I'd be help for her, I'd just tell her not to waste her time and her dad's dowry money on marriage. That guy might just be poor and want some quick dosh who knows, then again I'm kinda of a negative nancy when it comes to marriage so I'm no help(for obvious reasons)
Kek thats how you know its real sirus bidness if you get butterfiles in your stomach. Just be your dad's spy and ask those gender specific questions. Like how big is the rod bitch?

>>24689963
Don't fall for that neat sidewalk meme, I was just in studio city near actually hollywood. That place is all apartment complexes and some of them look so damn nice. But most of the sidewalks in LA and that city are all destroyed by the tree roots.
Alot of them are steep enough to skate actually, broken sidewalks are really common here and the city doesn't even bother fixing them anymore
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>>24690082
I don't know what I have man I'm just swallowing whatever pills they give , some said this some said that I ceased to care honestly. Anyway get that over with asap.

It's not a matter of bothering, honestly I came to be accustomed to being a failure and trying to be something better than what I really am is tiring so I gave up.

I will play it rn.

Well that sucks honestly since medicine is what's keeping me alive rn. Is it too expensive over there tho ?

I quit my job, I post early in morning when I can lock the door while sisters are out to school.
But rn I thought my little sister was behind me so I kept the window open turns out to be my dad, so not sure if he seen Im on this website or not, but same it was a stroke of luck that no dick pics were visible.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Pqo7TqmcXg
All my friends are black, now I feel like Paul Wall
Looking like a school shooter when I’m walking through the halls

kek I love this part.
>>24690100
Yeah, I see what you mean my man. I guess I'm more chill about these and it's just not the drugs as I barely feel anything from them atm.
Oh man it was the best stuff. Legit was very popular and it was actually sold in the rich neighbourhood of the city where my cousins live, but the whole operation was brought down by a police investigation. They legit had cameras, special booth and look outs for that place: probably the most professional moonshine sellers out there.
kek, how the fuck does that even happen? Do you still smoke the green? I really don't like weed much because every smoker here seems like they have vacuum in their heads and mildly resemble vegetables, but I wouldn't mind hitting up a blunt with you senpai while you teach me how to skate ( and watch me break my limbs ).
You intolerant or just your stomach gets upset by certain foods regardless of that? I love dairy personally.

Man I've been shitting all the time, I legit shat water last night, shit is pretty bad and nasty. Worst feeling waking up in middle of the night and feeling your ass is about to explode, excuse my explict language kek.

It's not much better here, but at least you have pretty trees.
I bet you used that to full advantage when you did skate no?
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>>24690132
Will see about that. I'd be more careful about the pills though, some of them might fuck your shit up, sometimes doctors can be sloppy with pills.

You're really not, but maybe you will change your mind sometime. I'm always striving, so I guess I found my fire, and its been there ever since I've been little.

Appreciate it. Wonder if you liekd it.

Pretty expensive, yes. Rarely had to use any if I don't count my childhood when I was sick a lot.

Just hide the dick/boob/ and that kind of threads, I guess. I usually do, kind of tired of seeing all these thirsty people that have nothing but fucking on their minds.
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>>24686381
Didnt you post in here before?
Idk if anyone other than the grills you "draw" like these, I think I've said you need to master your style
Or just throw that tabbet out and paint/draw by hand like a rel mang

Either way if your still here "paint" this:>>24679999

>>24689084
Honestly I had to listen to that MIB shit one more time, shit is hot man sorry
But thats really how hip hop and rap works, they usually just take samples from songs they like and rap over them. And fuck are talking about the animated series? That was kinda the shit, kinda miss shows like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-CCeiMIQhc
Brah

Ewwwww they roll those things around dirty tires? Now that I've seen them idk if I want a pair. What if mr.tgera ripped a big hole where my dick should be? Thats a felony already
Those cost as much as a decent used car wey

I was never a big fan either, my da use to blast his shit though one of my friends is also a fan. Thats the white guy who listens to more black music than me

Fuck man I thought I just had to worry about the damn dowry and the usual shit. Its nice theres already money for a divorce tho, we need to start doing that here.
I think the averge wedding here goes around $13,000 including everything. I don't think me or my family could afford a 45,000 dollar wedding

Plus if I want to marry a paki woman they might just beat her or acid wash her face since my dowry wasn't to their liking. If I had daughters I'd just make them to be STRONG INDDIE BLACK WOMENS

Once I was on top of the world, as clear as green grass. Now my dad coming to kick my ass
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>>24666433
Just noticed you actually kept up the conversion, so I will drop a reply in case you come around my man. If you do, tell a bit how are you doing at the moment you post.

Yes, but I think it is very aesthetic. Amberlike eyes are cool.
Mine just look very narrow and my eyebrows tend to go lower than they usually are, so I just look like I am angry or very stern, not at all the "Hot squinting brooding guy" look haha.
Yeah, I guess, bit by bit I am writing my work and I will share it once I think it is good enough to be shared. My ambition is to publish a short story in a major literay magazine. The Paris Review is probably the highest I can aim in this regard.
Hah, here is a picture of me with a scruff, I think I look very hobo-tier, so if I want to go for that look, I will.

Obviously, what doesn't destroy you indeed makes you stronger, as cliche as it sounds.
Yes, I can, I guess, just remember that I might be 1/256 Jewish, so my genes might activate and I might go all usury on you.
Which one is your favorite? I love the English mustard, Dijon is good for salad, Russian one is usually too powerful for anything.
"We the happy few" came in my mind.

As again, some beliefs make us stronger, regardless as to wether they are true or not. This again just affirms my Nietzschean position that the truth isn't ultimately the arbiter of all, as opposed to Plato's philosophy where the truth is the axiomatic good, to completely butcher and simplify philosophy for all shitposting intents.
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I got thinking about some anons I haven't seen for a while, so here is one: hi to Bish if you are still lurking, haven't talked to you in a while and somehow remembered this out of blue just about now.

Post some rare Mercury if you pop in.
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>>24690137
Bro that E-40 reference was pretty hot. Why can't he make 4 minute long songs even if their ironic.
Those beats were better than most modern rap, better than young thug honestly

If anti pain drugs aren't doing it maybe you just have to nurse your ache. Maybe go out and git one of those rocket sized sprites or 7-ups. My 7th grade teacher said 7-up tastes the same coming back up
I don't even think the hicks take moonshining that seriously over here. They mostly just make that shit in the woods and drive it back in da muddin truck. Sounds like they were running a a speak easy or something. Those cameras should had let them known the cops were coming.
Don't even ask me m8, I'm still wondering. thats kinda of his fault for getting upsold at a weed store, he did tell me kidney stones run on his mom's side.

I still smoke but right now its only when I hang out or have some left over weed, idk but I don't really try to keep company with other stoners. You need to challenge your mind if you smoke all the time or you get literally blown out in the mind I guess.
Kek do they roll blunts over there? I'll roll you two if you can handle it, don't bitch out on me after the second hit. Some blacks would jump you for that.

Its like I have to build a tolrance for dairy. If I stop eating any then my tolerance resets and milk can't stay in me for than ten mins. Fuck if your shitty up water than thats that, I HATE that feeling. Getting woken up by the shits, just to find out you only shat out muddy water

Anything but palmtrees are pretty kek, but yeah anytime I see a cracked sidewalk thats the first thing I think about
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>>24690216
I don't know, his attention span is probably not that long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiTJSfNqL9A
He has god-tier production, especially in his older tracks, that I have to admit. I know fuck at all about hip-hop though.

I actually had no painkillers at all around my home, as I said I only used baking soda as it tends to relieve the pain. I ate some citramon just about now.
kek, I wonder how's American moonshine like. I think I watched a doccumentary about that a while ago, it seemed pretty fun business, seing all those rednecks dodging police in everglades and making booze in middle of nowhere.
I think it was undercover police. They probably gathered enough evidence that they are selling illegal alcohol and then raided them. They never came back, so they probably found all the aparati necessary to make alcohol there, so the sentence was probably hrash as fuck.
>tfw kidney stone free genetics
Thank you based genes again.

I really like the fact that when you barely smoke you can get really high of small quantities, so I don't mind being straight edge in that regard. Stoners I know need a lot to get really high. I usually wind up looking at bread pieces and admiring their beauty kek.
Usually most people use a bong or a parachute, later being more common as it is easy to make. Basically here is a very bad illustration to demonstrate what it is; the top is aluminium foil over the opening: weed goes there. The little hole is where you inhale the weed that fills up the plastic bag attached to the 2litre bottle ( it expands as marijuana smoke comes in and you pull it down while holding the little hole shut and lighting up the weed at top ). When it is full you smoke it all out. Does it make sense, kek?

Yeah, it is terrible to honest. My stomach has gotten a little bit more consistent, but it is still watery shit.

Man I like palm trees ever since I played GTA: San Andreas kek.
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I'm going to lay down after this as my back is starting to burn again from sitting up for some time now
I'll try to sleep but fuck I don't
Anyway talk to you tomorrow to those who still plan to be here

>>24690100
Well yeah of course, I mean if I myself can't help her and I'm the ex-muzzie sandnigger here but I guess I should be a "good sis" and tell it's bad business
Kek I think he's sort of conservative as well but I didn't ask who cause I'm sort of avoiding every direct contact with the matter.
I should be curious at least what he looks like but I'm not.

>>24690162
>fucking my shit up
Implying I care rn, I'd be lucky if they are

I think my strongest right now is apathy

It's nice yes

Like how expensive

I do hide them but I still would rather No one knew I was on here
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>>24690280
There really is no benefit of making things even worse, knowing my life you should know self-destructive urges have bad consequences.

Not to expect anything overnight, but I think you might still find some reason to go on.

Pretty expensive, can't really put actualy prices, but some people can make up to 30% of their wage on medication.

Same.

Sleep well if you do fall asleep.
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>>24689102
I'm american I'll scream my damn lungs out so everyone's knows my parents are trying to oppress me. But honestly if its just all blacks in the car they won't give a shit if some kid gets hit, probably throw some tips out.
Idk its gotten wired here over the years, its like the whole behind closed doors thing. Some ppl are really agaisnt it other still practice it, tho if someone like a teacher sees marks they can report it. Basically keep an open palm when you hit yours

What do you have %40 alcohol shampoo or something?

Ay bro you better watch your intake on those pills, you don't want to become a merican house wife scarfing those things down with red wine

Hmmmmm I really don't know about that guy, but kek maybe you dad just didn't know what to think so he asked the smartest sibling in the house. Maybe he thought you'd take his side and be like, "well H said you shouldn't soooo you shouldn't"
Well least you know she won't be washing cloths in the river with a job like that, then again he could lose it when their married. If she blames you for anything then shes being insecure, idk she just needs to take like a week and think about this. Least you covered your ass on the whole situation

Will the archives even be up in 2045? Cause those japs keep shutting it down and opening it back up likes its prada

Fuck I want a painting portrait of myself, wish victorian painting was still in style. I might have to send you that picture in "other places" its like a puzzle where you find waldo or something
Nah ma'm I was outside looking inside....I forgot the rest of the lyrics. I-I just want to belong tho, but you right you right I think alot of family members think that

what are you implying? That I sleep with asians? Good lord the mouth on this woman
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>>24690268
Well that might be it, maybe they don't have enough jew ghost writers
I do like the production they need to put that effort into making some real/fake rap. Idk I can hardly listen to modern rap these days, its just weak lyrics with jokes and SWAG thrown out

Never ate backing soda well at least at my current age, my gmom or pa prob made me eat some. They say bread helps too, but it didn't help me none plus I couldn't even finish it cause it was dry af
Probably harsh af, it'll prob cost a fourtne on the west since they'd have to drive it out. ANd idk about some of those documentaries if it was from discovery channel it could be fake. That channel really went down the drain, they film the shiners and the police so idk how that even works.
discovery channel is also where ancient aliens came from

Man I thought the first thing you were suppose to do was ask if your a cop when they buy. Thats sounds about right bet some straightedge cop got a good promotion for that one. Guess thats why the hicks here make it outside
Those genes sound really english or maybe new englandish. Maybe he'll be that kind of people who fall apart at age 30

My tolerance has dropped a good amount tho the weed here is strong and I've blacked out a few times(tho I was in a hot ass car at 100+F) I guess if they have to smoke a bunch then its not that great or its spice
Fuck man anything that uses metal and touches fire isn't good for you, even tho smoke isn't either kek. Might as well use a pipe or just make a plastic bottle bong and use a drill bit, I use to make those. I fell like that parachute works like those waterfall bongs
It makes sense but seems like its too complicated for smoking nigger grass. Tell them to seal their grandpa's pipe instead

Bro stand on your head you'll be fine, don't tho

And kek I'll mail you some palm tree seeds and you can grow some, I grow like five in my lizard home. Those things "will" grow in any climate and ruin anyone's property
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>>24690280
Alright family, senpai, desu, brah, senpai. Try and get some sleep and or knock yourself out
Can't imagine myself going anywhere else

You should just throw out "I'm not an expert" as a disclaimer next time you get thrown into that, cause it will happen again. Just try and act like your a bit interested(not too much tho don't open the flood gates) next time just so she doesn't bitches about you not loving her
Your going to have to watch what you say about him and her now, nigga will get sensitive and a two minute conco might turn into a vent fest. Is that a plus that hes a conservafag on your dad's part?
Just act like your curious, thats the best you can do other than lying
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I still got a ton of (you)s from two days ago to make. So brit if your here lurking I'm sorry for ignoring you so.
I'll make it up to you, stretching my mouth out for you as I type this bb

And why does half the music I look for on youtube not exsit on there?
What eves I'm going to set the kettle and go to the bathroom

Hope you guys like aussie metal rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltQV2l93aPM
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>>24685420
Yeah thats basically the gist of the second one, but wft does the third one even try to tell you. I was like this even before i put on the mask?

>hide it
wait what your dad didn't do that.....well shit. Its hard to hide your dick when your naked tho

>dumb shit
I sure most of the conseravafags there think its dumb and offensive. Someone always does

>dope
that would be far beyond dope tbqh, can't remember the last time I had a good pretzel. Had one at universal studios when I saw water world, but that one fucked my stomach up
Its either blankets(which is rare cause mexis hardly sew) or flowers for the abuela, or maybe a pinata

Fuck you know I saw my first yellow leaf of the year this week. Hardly anything looks as lush and orange red as it does in that pic

Heres a californian sunset from what I think is foothill ave near lake view tarrace

>>24685425
>>24685432
>>24685451
>>24685464
don't even know whats happening here so I won't post anything

>>24685515
Just rewrite this as some lyrics and you'll be in the money

>'a' zombie
nigga thats where you lost me, go back to the walking dead forum you normie
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>>24685515
Can't be a good boi if I only drew one so far...
But then again(yawn) I don't think i can be bothered right now to make another drawing anyways, you know big bidness deals and all. You understand right...well maybe not
>you kids lack
from all the beating I got as a kid I'm probably lacking in the good father department
What is discipline anyways? Is it being told your a bad boy and going to your room till supper
Did you talk shit about your parents at school when they grounded you too?
>Only on Monday through to sunday
so like everyday and nightly, ever so rightly

Post phone
Will draw

>>24685544
Everything with an eye you draw just reminds me of monster rancher unfortunately

>>24686365
>i.e. blacl don't crack mah nig the post
Thanks for telling me something I knew coming out of the pink and black womb you nunce
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>>24690028
and this might make the next, next macro for the next next thread.

What kind of shitty personality do you need to have to paint something like this and follow thru with it?
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>>24690378
I think he writes all of lyrics, they're pretty short anyways kek.
Yeah, I guess. Basically pop, but hip-hop version. Bones can talk about doing drugs, being a shithead and all of that, but he doesn't take it too seriously.

Ah mang, I couldn't get myself to eat even a slice of bread right now because I am horrified by the dry texture rn lel.
Ah shit, probably, I didn't think of it. I think they were already caught making up bullshit documentaries some time ago, so you are probably right.

I think they only let people they know on about their trade, but even at that there are snitches and informants everywhere.
11 years more for me then.

I've never blacked out, but I've smoked too much and it is the worst feeling, especially if you are drunk as well.
No idea, but the principle is probably the same.
It's actually simple af, but it sounds complicated. First time I saw one of those I was like "What the fuck is that" kek.

>shitting all over yourself

They will die as soon as the temperature hits minus kek.

Was bit delayed because I was busy drinking tea and interacting with some people for awhile.
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>>24690437
This is good, listening to this shit rn.
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>>24690724
Wonder how long it takes him to right a song. Apparently if it takes to long then its no good for normies
Theres white rappers who need to lean from him, alot of them just try and play the "i'm thuug" meme here. Rift Raft being one of them kek

Bro thats what I was telling you, I read about eating bread when I was sick. Thought hey alright thats doable I love bread, then I couldn't even finish half of it cause it felt like I was eating the sahara
Don't let that stop you from enjoying tv, but just keep that shit in mind. Oh shit and its history channel that makes those dumb docs, but Discovery is equally bad they're the ones that air fucking all those alaska shit about being alaskan

Thats true tho even with all the effort you put into security that one dude's cousin or your m8s sketchy girlfriend can fuck it all up with one call to the rozzers
Nah man your slavic you can live for a good while. 30 is just the age of getting hit by rouge buses or drinking to much

That saying about weed before beer is true for a reason, they usually call that shitty feeling of getting too high, greening out tho I feel I've said that before.
I think I can see how it works, bong technology isn't that advanced as cracktach. But kek when I think of that bag I think of ppl doing jenkem bags for some reason

Thats what we're doing posting ITT apparently like anon said

Ay thats the same with me, went to go make something to eat ended up having to take everyones trash out and move some xmas shit. Must be cause I'm soooo well built

>>24690731
I'll post more once my hands have no more grease from eating
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>>24689758
Peed a little
>>
>Meet nice girl
>Start dating
>You slowly watch the desire, passion and interest ebb away as she begins to realize what a weird failure you are.
>It just becomes passionless sex, you talk but the words are empty.
>Nothing hurts just like a loveless kiss does.
Oh my anons.

How're you all doing then?
My internet got FUUUUCKED so my Ip might have changed.

Summary to summerise

>Doing:
Typing
>Why Change
Got new router, discovered wires were all fucked.
Spent hour fixing the mess
Fixed mess
New router means new Ip.
>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTRBjxBmUCY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwhaCM8jDgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uTMTyqQxl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfRetOqzLgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSjXOebB7eI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDusxAfrxoM

>>24690639
>nunce
I will cut a bitch
>>24690056
Stop sticking shit down your shaft
>>24690028
Anon stop I can only cum so many times
>>24690020
>That pic
I have been proven wrong.
>>24689983
>rate threads
Anon I'm lonely, I'm bored, and by god I will post my fishy lips all over this damn board.
>>24689963
Blep ty
>>24689951
>Chore
Go do something interesting
>>24689836
>Move to England
>Wear niqab
>Move back every two years
>Profit
>>24689788
giggly
>>24689084
>eh ?
Asking this
>timing
I
>Who you calling
Your sister but she just goes on and on
>Returning
Silly
>>24686397
I cannot, past me.
>>24686381
It is not, not me
>>24685559
I'm emotionally drained, I've spent a lot of my day time in a blurry daze, I have a lot of work that I do not want to do. I'm growing up.
I wanna just be smol and cuddlee..
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>>24690911
Wait is this brit?
Brit you date and fuck girls? Wait you talk to the opposite sex? when did all this happen anyways

I've been breaking my hands and back for the past week to fix a friend's car and this faggot is getting laid.
bet you never did a day of hard work in your life....other than lifting that needle dick of yours

Bet you feel pretty special fixing that "modem", or router as you call it. You know back in my day I would have fix four "modems" a day cause all the heavy porn bandwidth ppl needed then
>cut a bitch
you don't even have the paper work to apply for the permit for a knife to cut me with bitch
>proven wrong
what that I'm waaaay more fabulous than you, even when I just got out of bed
and that my nipples are actually black not purple

Think this might be my last (you) for tonight if god's willing
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Heres another from those upside down rockers

Really like the intro for this one, songs like something I'd snort blow to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLO936bgrnw

Maybe this song can sum up your situation>>24690911
Or I can spam some Alan Tam for the remainder of the thread
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD-xURLIuFc

Ya'll americans seem so down to earth but when i was in NYC it were so materialistic i got shocked honestly
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJi-etngZlY

Brit you know its a crime when they hurt you like they do...
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>>24691028
That is NYC but then again alot of ppl are like that in solcal, its usually the people that drive fast as hell on their cell phones, just stay away from metropolitan areas
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>>24691034
Dawg honestly could you rate all the 52 states ?, i only care about the place being all good and fun, whether its philosophical hipstertryhards in austin or mad max junkies in phoenix just aslong as its nice and human like
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>>24691006
>brit
Yes but I'm still kinda hyped/high since I finally got the time to go back to the gym and roll/spar
>When
Think this one is going to come to a close in a few days
>Friends car
Isn't it just cheaper to get someone else to do it?
>Hard
I'll have you know I made bread the other day! I'm really starting to experience the working class life style. I'll be down with the people soon
>Needle duck
Ahem
>Fix
Not everyone can turn it on and off
>Paper work
I have newspaper, a spoon, and some concrete.
FWM
>Way more
I SEEN your fake ass weave negerrro
>purple black
Just ask daddy to take off the clamps before you sleep.
>>24691015
Somewhat but it's more a mix of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJY8jJkDoMY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jY_BDAmTZ-0
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>>24691243
Be mad at yourself faggot
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>>24691247
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTzNkfgM1vE
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I need to sleep
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Just wanted to come by and make a self bump before dream time
Ended up going out again to fix that said friend's car, apparently it was already fix by someone his dad knew who "stole cars" unquote. Just have to pop some panels back on and blah blah blah
I was also told that the house we did all that next to was Cezar Malon's house(which I just backed checked) and apparently its true. I saw a couple ppl outside that house, they probably thought we were robbing at car

But besides that I run into my white boi friend who said he had a bday present for me. He ended up getting me a gram of cocaine from a "fellow coworker" whos going away for sometime.

I ended up getting bullied into doing some lines and smoke a blunt and a few bowls, they all do a total of three and I end up doing around six, CAUSE I COULDN'T"T FELL ANYTHING >=`~^(
Still mad about that, but I guess you need to have it in your system before you start to feel anything


Will most probably have another go at some lines tomorrow, if anyone is around I'll might probably make a few webms of it
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>>24692563
Those tiny, tiny lines though...
Why even bother?
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Keep this on the down low, but this is the remainder of the party dust I have.(I'll probably flush it down the toilet later on*)
Thats still a good amount to blow away in a few days get some real nu-male shit going on

>>24692297
Get some sleep so you can watch me do blow...

>>24692569
Baby steps in my defense, you'll see anon
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>>24692583
>baby steps
Yeah fair enough actually, you can snort more, you can't snort less.
Looks like good stuff too mang
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Just woke up. Managed to fall asleep despite the fact that I had speed in my system.

Will reply to you all in a bit, but I am going to fix myself something to drink first.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs

>>24690892
I have no clue, but he is known for releasing new stuff in a very fast pace, so I imagine that he is pretty quick and efficient at that shit. Not that most of this songs have the deepest or the most complex lyrics kek.

I was eating bread and cheese just about now and boy does it feel very dry in itself.
You know, I actually barely ever watch TV, I think I can count the times that I have in the past year on the fingers of my hands.
>muh Alaska
>we wuz fishers
>we wuz prospectors
>we iz harsh

Yes, that's why I could never do this shit. Easy to fuck your shit up just because of some retard.
Public transit is the enemy of the Slavic European.

kek, I can see why with all the inflatable stuff and what not.
>cracktach
lal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

It might be an undiagnosed OCD my man.
>>24690911
>not making threads with your face and random Death Grips lyrics
That was me @ February.

>>24691243
:'(

>>24692297
I remember the Little Mermaid bit differently.

>>24692563
>>24692583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z89Uv1Gl6Z0
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>>24692297
Sperm needs proper environment to survive. Whole reason why millions are released because 98% wont make it to the egg.
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Got stuck backing up my files the entire day because I will probably send my laptop to get fixed the upcoming couple of days.
And cause my dad was about to break when trying to close it when I clearly told him it doesn't fucking shut.

>>24692915
Thanks 4 info Spermanon.

>>24692648
Propaganda me lad, but y so french.

>>24692583
>When Drawanon finally succumbed to a life of sucking dicks for coke

>>24692563
>When he doesn't share the treasures with his pimp
And you dare call me your friend

Cesar who , and Idk why I always read Cesar in a spic accent
>Awaiting the webms
But shit post result.

>>24691076
Back to the gym hahahaha.

>>24690911
>Passionless sex
>Internet fucked
Are you masturbating again ?

Did England finally embrace Sharia Law ?

And ask even more but brits being brits are blaming the jews

Dont talk to my sister or my family again pls.

>>24690414

You're doing the senpai issues again , im curious does it come with w specially unconventional piercing

Well, tbqh I havent said a word yet, still suffering from senpai issues
Its a plus on my mother's part who seems to be invisible for time being for some raisn she aint sharing her views, tho I did hear her defending my sisters right to marriage with my dad.

>>24690359
I realize there are consequences I just don't feel like worrying about them rn.

I might but then it would be too late.

Well i think that's rent here, but even so doctors treat patients like numbers and usually are inexperienced fucks.

I fell asleep after a long night of tossing and turning.

>>24690373
Well I wouldn't have to worry about that, im not going to have any kids and if I did under a very unfortunate circumstance one strike would be sufficient to finish them off so Id probably need some plastic bags and a shovel and a chainsaw.

If I did I'd have bubbles around my mouth rn but shit I'd kill for a glass of whiskey and I really dont feel like staying over my friend's because I want to be alone.
>>
Quick break where I slap my little siblings
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>>24693074
>y so french
I don't get it.

I wound up becoming really annoyed with listening to music, so I thought I should try to fall asleep. I thought I wouldn't, but I did.

How's things?
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>>24690373
I already am an american housewife, I beat kids and do dishes and live off pills.

>smartest
Sure , well tbqh he asked because he knows I have 4 married friends and wanted to know what the youth are doing these days.
I dont even know if he graduated yet kek he shouldve but for some reason got delayed I think

Well since I been organizing my shit you know you have a semi archive on my laptop , serious if anyone tries to look through my files they'd send me to arkham.

Do send it, you should want a Rococo style painting cause they usually slimmed legs and glorified hair.

I don't like you're brother he seems douchy btw rest of you are alright , just send your brother to school tomorrow.

How many squinty eyed babies have you got, dont lie to me.

>>24693123
That dramatic pose, reminds me of french films.

Alright, I think , same as yesterday cept im alone with the kids trying to make them shut up and doing dishes and cleaning.
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>>24693212
I was trying to take a picture but my back was stratching, I saved it because I like blurred stuff like that.

Where's everyone gone off to?
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>>24693220
I'm joking with you, it's nice.

Idk my parents are off somewhere, the other siblings should be here any minute.

What you up to.

Internet is fucked up as well, had to refresh 8 times before being able to make this post.
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>>24693269
kek this is why I hate text; I can't convey my tone without writing too verbose and imply I am in the least serious mood possible right now. And thanks, I liked your babushka picture, p qt.

Your mum and dad are probably having their secret second honeymoon with all the marriage talk, if that's a thing for Arabs.

To be honest nothing much, was just reading some drab occult I got from /x/. Was also reading a bit on how to make money online.

It's the gremlins.
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I come to you all with a question that I suppose has a very easy solution.

How does one maintain friendship?

The buzzwordier the answer, the better
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>>24693313
I have this one weird trick called talking.
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>>24693313
Only leeches and vile people maintain '''''''''''friendships''''''''''' ergo use someone else as a crutch to sustantiate themselves
IE people itt
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>>24693313
http://naomigryn.com/Ebooks/Of-Friendship-Montaigne.pdf

Read some Montaigne, he is good when you want something topical and not too heavy. His essays are pretty comfy.
>>24693344
Will2powerz
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>>24693313
Well both parties have to be interested in the matter, and they should agree to disusing anything that discomforts one of them right away, so yeah communication is key.

>>24693297
That's what emojis are for I think, but I don't like them nor am I in the mood for them. Anyway glad to know you're in a good mood, and thanks I guess.

Idk but my parent's ideal getaway would be tea in some natural area and it's too cold for that rn.

Nice, what did you end up finding ?
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>>24690602
>Third one's message
That memes can control the world

>hard to hide dick when naked
Thats true

>Dumb and offensive to beat your wife
Well its certainly not nice

>Blankets or a pinata
I would be pretty hype for a genuine mexi blanket, if they could be fucked to stitch one.

Thats a nice sunset over the mountain there. Here is a pic from Stokes State Forest in NJ.
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>>24693344
Must be awesome being this redpilled.
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>>24693333
I think I bore people too easily. I've tried asking questions, I've tried talking to them as if though we're already friends about random shit. None of it worked
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>>24693355
I never use emojis. More like sleepy, my eyelashes feel heavy as it seems they want my eyes closed to sleep, but it's too early rn.

How cold is Palestinian cold?

Being a code monkey, translating some shit, writing some stuff, all that kind of shit.
>>24693361
Hard to say what's the matter then. Some people are just disinterested no matter what you say.
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>>24693361
>None of it worked
Get a hobby or just learn to look at people as if you're interested.
>>24693313
>How does one maintain friendship?
>Asking this on this board at this time

>buzzword
hobbies, commitment, inside jokes.
>>24693079
Weird thing to call your missus.
>>24693074
>hahaha
pls no bulle :'(( i cri
>Are you
Forgive me father
>Embrace
O
O
Wait
Waiiit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOIMnSdlols
waaaait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXpkOwJkTcQ

yes
>blaming the jews
you say this as if they're innocent, who paid you
get out
i'm onto you
>don't talk too
Your daddy calls me daddy now. >:)
The laptop isn't the only getting broken, baby. ;)
>>24692648
No memeus no cris
>posting face
>posting face on 4chan
like
>@feb
this@you
>>24692602
stop taking drugs you fucking druggo
just take joy like you're meant too
>>24692563
...Is everyone just gonna put shit in there system this Christmas?
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>>24693458
I do not understand.

Sorry mum.
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>>24690911
Why do you consider yourself a failure?
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>>24693465
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>>24693488
Aren't we all?
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>>24693489
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>>24693533
Give me a (You) to see which one of them is you.

Rolling myself.
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>>24693540
suk ma dingaling
>>
>>24693493
Yes, but we all have different reasons
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>>24693549
>Dima
>Legally retarded

Now that clears up a whole lot.

I am going to bed very soon now, so good night.
>>
,,,
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>>24693604
Shh, this thread is sleeping, don't wake us up.
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>>24693570
>whole lot.
Keep your hate speech off my campus
>>24693559
This is true.
>>24693608
>>
>>24693608
,,,,,,,
I think I might just go back to sleep then
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>>24693540
Boris
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>>24684420
I just want to share a bed with this girl and talk all evening with.
Post feet pls qt
>>
>>24693540
rolling
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>>24694518
Dickfags and feetfags just what this thread needed
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>>24694765
STFU
Look where you are normie

You Tumblr faggots really piss me off sometimes I swear
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Late night bump with this disproportional, unevenly shaded, picture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2t2AoZW5CQ [Embed]
Don't know who M.B is but I'm fucking terrified.
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>>24694968
>Look where you are normie
He has a point.
>>24694518
>and talk
That was so gay I think it turned me straight.
>>24693667
nigh'
>>
Good morning.
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Welp after having a day packed full of sleeping in past 5pm and riding around LA in the rain.
I think I had my fill of whatever that is. And NO goddammit I didn't snot any yayo today I wasn't home and was being a bitch today/tonight and It'll be that way till tomorrow so stfu

And I haven't asked about the weather, or anonweather™ in a while.
We're having a storm system cuck up our dry puss lips with a good amount of rain, they said it would last till saturday then heat up.

The last week the nights have been filled with sp00ky fog from that storm. Gives the city a whole new look if the viability isn't too god awful. Wish I took some pics of it but my phone's battery has been flipping out recently


Anyways I'm going to processed to drop these (you)s like I some how pre typed them before hand since theres no way I could type that fast (ω)
I'd rather do this when I'm half alseep at night then in the morning

>>24695706
Morning you misplaced greek god of the balkans

>>24695064
Looks like something you'd see a fat american cheif put on a burger
>>24695071
>,,,,,,,
>I think I might just go back to sleep then
greatest thing anyone has said in this damn thread

your night is nothing compared to my night. I know mma faggot

>>24693540
rolling
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>>24691076
brit lifts a couple water weights and rims a couple of blokes in the locker room and he now a chad
>SALE closing soon
tell that bitch your sorry your weren't all her expectations could be/ try bettering yourself maybe
>cheaper
>to let
The locksmith said he wanted $150 just to drill a part out and install a new on, while we already had our new part in hand
meh its fix anyways and who really cares
>newspaper, a spoon, and some concrete
good enough to make a makeshift hammer and smash your skull in
>fake ass
nig you better watch your words closely, I'll show your fish and chips eatin ares my hair line if you want wey

>tell daddy no
well seeing that your english and all you sick minded freaks start ever gross trend, it really makes sense you have all these daddy fantasies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6JnhPbHCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6JnhPbHCQ

>>24692591
>you can snort more, you can't snort less
Thats pretty good advice tbqh senpai, its more of me wasting money/drugs on a bunch of small hits while you could take one decent sized hit
Idk about the quality, apparently its cut with adderall. Makes me think
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>>24692648
I guess thats the best way to know if hes coming out with dat fira yo. The longer it takes the less kek it will be.
I'd go to say he gets away with his "low IQ" lyrics since hes mostly a parody rapper

Not even sure if its safe to be eating to much bread and cheese and drink water, sounds like a bloated death sentence. Water before eating maybe?
Even tho you barely watched that ish you got the main message...that is I think, alaska is a kool place and you should move here
>I chose to live out in the wilderness
>Its hard out here
>why are all the indians drunk out here?
>we wuz hunters
>we still go shootin tho

Yeah that would be some gay shit, getting your lungs fucked cause some group of lads told you to hit it. I'd rather roll a bible joint
Still tho how are ppl going to get their groceries home with out a bus

I think the worst I've had it was the feeling of wanting to unterly shit my pants while I was stripping out in a public area feeling like I'm floating.
Its varied sometimes tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mh-4Z3fQSc
The only OCD I have right now is smacking nigga's with smart come backs like that mate

Seeing that cocoauioo vid almost makes me want to watch red heat, almost


>>24692583
So wait wtf I can post drugs on 4chan and not get in trouble by the feds?
What tha fuck, I love 4chan now!?
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>>24693074
Should had just let him break your labtop so you could blame him and get a new one
>sucking dicks for coke
>implying its not more of getting coke for sucking dick
If I no choke, I no poke

I swear I was going to tell ya about it....I just....you know me bb, you know I still love ya
>friend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkzLErjliQQ
If I could send you some without jew interference I would

Hes cesar millian, tha dag whispuier. He was that famous celebrity dog trainer from the early 2000s. But kek your right to say his name in spic, he his mexican or el-salvidurain or something

You'll get your webm, just remember to doxx me to call 911

>unconventional piercing
I told you that in confidence you fat asshole

senpai issues might be your only excuse to stay out of that issue rn, thank your blessing sorta
Some reason* Man you know why that is, she finally has things moving in her direction. When women get quiet you know something isn't good, take this asshole advice from said male cis. Soon your mother will have her grandbaby and the balance of power will shift promptly

Only really really crazies need to chain saw a baby, thats what sulfuric acid and cast iron bathtubs were made for. Least your not a crazy for babies person like most mexis here
Atm I feel you on wanting to be alone, I think i've hung around my friend all week helping with his car. I don't want to hang anymore. How did your slumber party turn out going?
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>>24693212
Now all your missing are the bi-weekly visits to the animal hospital and your craigslist boo

He was like hey you know let me ask the one person I trust more than myself, maybe. But maybe you should had just told your dad to call one of them himself and gtfo out of your room
Uh oh this might be a repeating thing in the future lel, watch out sis

Lel if all that dank material is that hot you might have to just yank the HDD out and say "I'm cleaning it rn" Store it on the cloud so I can see all

I'll go send you it after my slumber(which I will not sleep in again). I think I've seen racoco paintings with blacks in them, I want my fro as glorified as possible and my cheeks powered as fuck
Leul, kek I wouldn't say hes a douche more of a 4chan sperg. Anything I say will make him made its really funny.
>tell cops about cp on bro's computer
>sent away
>profit

Don't talk about my moca skinned nigrorientals, I left them with their fisher/model/mailer/hooker moms

>>24693358
>memes can control the world
Theres alot of media that says that funny enough, brah muh muh metal gear 2. kojima is a genius!!!!!!!!!

>not n.i.c.e.
neither is cooking half raw chicken after I get back from work

>genuine
you might luck out and find a good one, but gunuine means wool pocking thru and stabbing you. Was the case with my genuine poncho hoodie thing

I like the horizon in your pic, idk where I could find a spot like that with low lands like that

Not sure if this sunset was from the same day but this one was next to the angels stadium
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>>24693458
>this Christmas
implying this isn't going to happen on new years either, stop trying so hard to stay ahead of the curb
YOU HAVE BEEN WEIGHED. YOU HAVE BEEN MEASURED...
AND YOU'VE BEEN FOUND WANTING.
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My break starts today and I woke up super early and have no one to talk to.
What's up, /chat/?
How are we this morning
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This is me saying good night and hoping for non sleepingness tomorrow or today or whatever

Night night thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkGYlKs65qo

>>24696131
My morning is just about to start kinda just want to get enough sleep to enough it.
What are you planning on doing with your winter break anyway anon?

>>24667618
And wft happened to this anon
>joked about about getting kidnapped
>hasn't returned since that post

Hope I'm just over thinking shit again
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I feel very disgusted at everything today.

Not sure why, but I have an overwhelming sense of nausea both physically and mentally.

I want to vomit, but I can't.

>>24696160
Night, you will get your replies in a bit.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg

ayy fucken lmao

>malfunctioning eletronics
>must be a demon

haven't laughed this hard at a youtube video for a while now wew
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Give me a minute to bump and make a reply
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>>24697389
82 minutes

The Man Who Knew Infinity
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>>24697632
Meh I forgot and he's probably asleep by now...

Come over here and fite me random anon, we'll settle this like real internet male cis
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My eye's hurt, i wasted a day, i don't wanna work, got drunk texted from some guy, i wanna hibinate into a job anon

>>24696040
>FOUND WANTING.
No more comments will be made on the subject
>>24696022
>he now a chad
Talk to people erraday mane
>beg,plead,and work for her appraisal
Anon, we have hands and a dish washer
>smsh your skull in
is this a threat
doya wanna fucking go you fucking flip-flopping-filthy fucking faggot?
>advise you how to speak
well excuse me
>hair line
mine is far worse so shut your whore mouth, dylan
>judging the unicorns
>complains about not getting laid
beggars can't be choosers, strap up and start clopping
>>24696017
>burger
He knows
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>>24696038
>Kojima is a genius
Muh breathing through skin. Muh mute with big tits

>Half raw chicken
Bro if she cant cook then you bail, dont beat her

>Genuine wool stabs you
Hurts so good

>He likes horizons
Bro do I got good pics for you. Here is one from Point Mountain in NJ
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gah dropbox is only 2g heeh
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>>24697758
>/slēp/

Dont you pleb on me /sər/
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I darnk a bit too much coffee, now my heart is racing.

I swear I will write out my (You)'s *this time*, I really do.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsY4_ZdPg5U

maybe you'll watch it, maybe you wont
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One for the money
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Dude it's ded everyone just go home
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Two or three , I don't really know I stopped counting, sleepless nights, neck pains, and feeling like a dead body; My nails are breaking and my hair is falling. After a ling four hour chat with my friend who decided to snap me out of whatever. I wonder if I should make one more attempt.

>>24697758
How have you been D.

>>24696131
Two days later, but nothing much as mentioned above, anyway managed to leave bed and that's an improvement.
How are you ?

>>24696032
Nigga I can't afford a new one, nor can he kek, I think we're tight on money.

>choke coke poke
Least you wont feel what you doing no ?

>brace yourself for ultimate weeabo feels
Is this 4chins blues equivalent
>every time you have a problem I'll be there to help you solve em you know
My kek

Maybe I'll get me some on Tuesday, well I left my bed might as well go on an hour long bus ride.

>Dag whispueir
You got me again I seriously cant stop kekking at dag
I think funniest moment from oitnb for me was when some white boi was at the door and the latina was like : Cesaaar white boi at the door

did you say pull a 911 , what are you promoting also what you implying

Will that mean a distraction while I escape
>???
>profit
Ok I will now advice them to accept the gentleman's offer

Last one was a party of puking all night, Im tempted to that again , whats the vote ?

>>24696229
I'm listening to your edgy rapper.


>>24696017
W shall call you Zakhar.

>>24693458
Don't tell me how to have sex.

>>24693458
>Waiting
>Waiting
>Waiting
Allah akbar , I cried for this victory allah
London just got appealing.

>Paid
Implying

How do you know about our toaster ?

>>24693369
So I guess you must've slept by now.

13 by day and 8 by night, not too cold yet but still not picnic with the kids type of weather.

Yeah the translation meme, I read a ton about these back in august

What you up to.
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>>24696027
>fira
Flama ma mana. You make these typos a lot my man.
Not so much, but remember the shampoo song.

Probably about ten litres of it, if it is up to my judgment, which is poor.
Well, get me a ticket and I will move ASAP, only to judge illegal catchers for years before I can naturalise. Here we come, the incest, native petrol huffing and polar bears.

Don't it feel good to drive a bus?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWpjJimRz1k

>wants to take a shit
>feels like floating
I think we just discovered how Houdini became as renowned a magician as he did.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g23OyZkheT

What's that though?

HERE IS YOUR (YOU).
I TOOK AWHILE.
LIKE A WHORE I WAS EXPECTING THIS THREAD TO GET PRUNED SO I COULD POST IN A BRAND NEW ONE, BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT, THESE FUCKS HAD TO BUMP IT.
>>24700475
I thought you didn't listen to music anymore.

I did.

That's not cold, when we get weather like that in Spring we go out and claim that the summer is nearly here.

Everything is a meme to you it seems. Well it's hardest one to get into, I'm better off trying to learn code which seems easy, but aspie as fuck.

Eating chocolate, you?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWR0-s30WsY

>picture is what I would like for Christmas
>the song is what describes the current weather: no snow at all and rain drizzling with ocassional pity snow from the skies
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>>24700475
There's life in the old girl after all(insert jpeg of a scroungy boat capitan)
I'll finish this (you) after I let my whinny ass dog outside wey, she smells and is annoying

Fuuuuc wey how many nails and hair gave you lost? Blessed walks to your friend, sounds like you'll need a lot of veitaim e in you now.
>one more attempt
At the noose?

I guess im doing okay, I've been out of a lot of things. Haven't felt like doing anything not even drugs or drawing.
Kek I was suppose to sign up for winter classes but that didn't happen, and I was suppose to fill in an application...Which I didn't do.
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>>24700541
One day I am one day I'm not, no one should ever take me seriously it seems

>my russian holiday
Well true but no weather to drag kids nonetheless.

I thought we over that point months ago, yes everythings a meme to me how annoying right.

Listening to myself.

>>24700552
Off with their dags

I'm wearing my fingers on the noose but no how about a vote of one more shot at life this time or rather a meaningful one.
Not by the number but the kg so some decent amount of nail, hair is half what is used to be of not less.

Having you been pulling a Hindi, Don ?
What kind of winter classes ?
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>>24700563
Maybe.

It's seems perfectly warm to me from where I am standing. I have my first round of swiming in the canal if the wind is right ( if the sea-wind is there, there is sea-water in it, making water colder and also more salty and with a possibility of seals which have bitten swimmers in the canal, making it an uneasy swim ).

It's not really annoying more than it is just bleak.

What do you mean by that?
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>>24700574
>I have my first round of swiming in the canal if the wind is right ( if the sea-wind is there, there is sea-water in it, making water colder and also more salty and with a possibility of seals which have bitten swimmers in the canal, making it an uneasy swim ).
when the weather hits those temperatures. *
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How can anyone say no to....this?
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>>24700596
Is your doge wearing clothes?

Pretty ascended.
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>>24700574
Have you ever seen Arrested Development , lots of seals, jokes, and bites.
Why does it feel like winter is finishing though it just begun.

Im sorry you're unamused.

My thoughts are beating me.

>>24700596
>hfw he whips it out
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>>24700640
I haven't actually, is it any good? Last series I watched ( for a bit ) was OC, but only the first few episodes of the first season because they used to air it on one of the nationalised TV stations and I saw them as a kid, so it was bit nostalgic.
I was thinking the same, winters are so piss poor as of lately. I miss -20c something degrees and when everything is so completely white and freezing that it seems the world has stopped and everything is suspended in stasis. And the winter glow, it was the best. World was pure and lonely and I loved it when I was younger.
>mfw

I'm always unamused, you should know this at this *point*. ( What's up with using this word, feels like my subconscious wants to read "MS Powerpoint" as in presentation? )

Use one of your taekwondo moves on them.
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>>24700596
Jesus christ all I know from this pic is that I need to vacuum today. Those black spots are mostly little balls of hair from me
>was letting her shit and I saw the water hoses valve was leaking a bit
>turn weird 60s valve
>more water comes out
>....whelp

>>24700616
She's got her dumb ass thunder shirt on, which is "cough" "cough" is suppose to relive anxiety
"cough" "cough" tumblr jacket.
Man you'd be surprised how many ppl dress their dags here, honestly theres more animal hospitals here than ppl hospitals

>>24700640
If she don't like, then she shouldn't have put a ring on it
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>>24700672
Dogs have anxiety issues now? How long before they get ADHD and are put on the pills because why not make some cash off the dogs?
>be American
>make more hospitals for dogs than people per capita
>muh healthcare, save us Obama

Fascinating nation. (^;
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>>24700596
Why does she look like you just whipped out your furry suit
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>>24700475
>Throw out window
>Report as stolen
>Act surprised when you find it in the street
>Start shedding fake tears like a white girl

I didn't feel shit love, that was after six tries. But kek I rubbed it on my gums last time, then accidentally licked it with my tongue and the whole thing went numb for a while

The equivalent would be a night of vaseline and cuddling with your wife pillow
>my kek
nigga that song makes me cry every time I hear it. Thank you based alan tam you know how i feel

Fuck hour long bus rides m8, thats pretty gay you have to wait that long just to get some whiskey in your system.
Can only imagine the paranoia for the ride back

I thought the broken spanglish part might have added some kek
I still haven't watched that despite burning that show for my dad when it came out. Is white boi cesar the chick with the dike hair cut?

Lel I still haven't touch it, but it is saturday. And nah you war junkie doxx me so you can call an ambulance when I OD

The distraction is setting your fellow inmate a blaze while you make a run for it.
Agent I've placed a can of WD-40 and a lighter in your bunk. Use it as needed.

Kek if it was both of you throwing up and not just your friend I'd say yah. But if your going to make your poor closeted frend hold your hair again........maybe

>Zakhar.
not Zackariah or Chaka-Khan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04yCea2HOhY
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>>24663141
i come to realize how much my friends hate me, and its all my fault

even when i try to be alright they dont notice at all and just keep reminding me of the times i was annoying or just said rude shit to people who were rude to me for no good reason, but im always the bad guy because im the newest friend

im trying, i really am, but i cant keep this shit up, i dont want to be alone again, i like them but they also have their bad things, now it seems they barely tolerate me and never give a shit about my good things
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>>24700541
>typo?
Nah wey thats just how every shitty weed dealer here tried to describe their weed to you.
"brah this shit is tha fira, even tho I haven't even tried it"

You may be of overdoing it with the water, but then again maybe not. All i really know is when you throw up and feel dehyidrated you should only sip water
Usually when I puke I just down a bunch of water and have to throw up once again. Did you eat a banana or maybe you have the proper name for them there.

Bus crash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z1Ec46hd7o

If houdini was smoking nigger cat nip then he should have seen that blow to his liver coming a mile away in his mind's eye

>>24700545
seriously tho I don't think I've ever had a white chrismas in my life
well maybe that one time when uncle john came in my room and locked the door.........but thats another tale

On a side note I saw a yellow leaf in my lawn so I guess REAL winter is finally on its way

>>24700681
>How long before they get ADHD
Like 2006 maybe, or earlier before that. My nig you don't understand the scope of dag ownership here. Ppl will spend more money on their best friend then on their car which gets them to work
> save us Obama
well trump is going to fix all that by kicking everyone off obamacare when hes in office


HEY, HEY least we don't have chunks of wheat in our petrol
The saudis see to that ;~^}
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Night to whomever cares to receive one from me.

>>24700748
That's alright, I too end up like the bad person in a lot of situations, but after a while I realised maybe I don't mind being the bad one. Being the good person never fit me well, so why try wearing a shoe that doesn't fit anyways. People are prone to see bad things more than they are good and they are also more prone to remember the bad things whilst conveniently forgetting the times you stood up for them and were actually doing your best to help them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ZiFLq8M14

I will never be the flawless, good person that some people seem to be ( or at least what everyone seems to think them of ), but I won't bother striving to be one either after having found it to be a pointless exercise.

Not sure why it came out so long and about me, I guess you brought something welling up in my mind for some time now.
>>24700758
You know man, I think I am going to sleep.

Check this song out man, it is really good and short, you might like it. I found it by browsing /x/, has stuck to me ever since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOzbRajcywY

Hold up, you and doge.
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Aaaa fukh

On other news. I'm at like 5000kb/s
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Lf phone/apps recommendations

>inv4 kik
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>>24697844
The more and more you talk the more and more I get confused

>No more comments
Its like you want me to keep posting these memes or something
>erraday mane
scratches my head
>hands and a dishwasher
sounds like you need to start loading it then. It doesn't load dirty dishes on its own
>flip-flopping
nigga what did you just call me? I'll have you know I'm trianed in all forms of meme-foo and I won't hesitate to unleash what my master had put apon me
nigga don't be stealing my word. Go. Go ahead and ctrl+f it rn
>far worse
Then don't make me fly over there and give you a honorable acid wash to the face if its not so bad
I'm not losing my hair till trump rolls in

There can only be one black unicorn, thats legend and tradition. I'm not clopping anywhere if I see another bitch in my outfit
Daily reminder that all things bad that we have to put up with came from across the pond: i.e. original members of anonymous l33t hakers

>>24698021
Muh stabs russians in dick for ending cause its 2015 and why not. Muh $60 price tag and can't sell it cause its PC and I put more than 2 hours in it
Damn zippergooks

>bail
thats my house I isn't goin no where

>genuine
well kinda of , you know they're always using fake products over there

In that pic is that wine country or just a farming town?
I feel like I posted this but all well who really remembers. Heres the miller distillery here in irwindale kinda near pasadena
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>>24700785
Alright then sweat in your dreams, that how you wake up with that sweet aroma in your bed

Why can't I watch youtube links on firefox anymore? I don't feel like fixing anything rn or upgrading jewwerfox either
Chrome it is then

Greatest mystery on /x/ right now is why was this posted on /x/ unless thats /x/chan or something which makes sense, since its the 4chan winter ball

>>24700793
>>24700800
Kek least I'm not the only one with a crocky android.
Go charge it and see what happens, sometimes battery saver will cut off you wifi or data connection. Or just do the wikihow technique
Turn off and turn on again

>>24700541
don't be a cowward bitch try it
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>>24700901
True ;+

Tnx
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>>24700922
Kek I'm just glad that helped out a little

>>24700541
>don't be a cowward bitch try it
Whoops forgot to post dis here link
https://clyp.it/pxzregxv

I drooled on my phone making this so now you know I'm a method actor


Now its time to go smoke and I guess snort, later thread
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>>24700971
All good hah I missed something so simple. In half way now. Some apps are crashing

I'm also trying to fix my pooter
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>>24700977
Idk man droids are almost more iffy than an actually computer sometimes, Mine still has its internal storage filled even tho theres barley any apps on it and all my media is stored on my other sd card.

compooter problems are a bitch but thats something I've been dealing with for a decade
PC MUSTARD RACE BRUH
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>>24701021
Wow fucking Skype update just auto filled my real info. O well.

Agreed agreed.

I think my activities have outgrown thsi place and I think this honestly could be it to my shitposting. I'm always down to hang out. And you can probably contact me if you'd like. I'm always open for a chat.

I'll obviously continue to browse and post, but idk for how long.

Once a channer forever a channer?

Good weekends.
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pew pew, I kill the thread

>>24700681
>save us Obama
Anon, I copyrighted this idea you now owe me a punk kitten for not asking for my permission to use it.
>>24700596
1) She looks like she just had some traumatic flashbacks from the african jungle
2) Vacuum your room
3) Seriously you can a cheap vacuum for like £3
4: just get a maid or put some cellotape to your dogs paws
>>24700475
>How too
I've seen the tapes, only came thrice. Frankly a sub par-pathetic performance from all 50 of you.
>Allah akbar
Je vais chier dans votre toilette et refuser de chasse d'eau.

Don't forget who invaded who. >:/
>implying
implying I'd imply
>How do you know?
I am the one your dad's daddy calls daddy.
>Toaster
How else was it gonna go in?
>>24700473
Nu
>>24699559
Two for the show.
>>24698980
u is a silly muffin cunt frankly
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>>24701178
picrelated is questionable or a loaded question kek

I'm pretty sure my skype linked my sisters weeby skype contact before, and like half of my contacts. No clue why thats an option
Theres like 380 posts in here, I don't think a few shitposts and what not would hurt this thread anon. If you want to post your skype dawg your free to engage

>Once a channer forever a channer?
thats what i've been told and have been living my life as. Unless thats changed, if so I'm not going to reddit

>>24701246
>african jungle
more like an asian meadow or some kind of rice farm
>vacuum your room
its happen sooner or later mum
>3 quid vacuum
Why would i spend money like that. Is that what those vacuums with the smiley face cost?
Its a british vaccum so it'll probably rust and break or cost as much a dyson

>why do you faggots thing anyone here will spend $500+ on a vacuum?
>why do they push that crappy contemporary fashion sense
Don't answer that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwH3WuMxol8
hope your signed in

>nu
only a nu-male would say such things
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>>24701609
don't have mobile skype nymore because I can't link to microsoft but free to text starting monday. same num. I continue to check due to memories, cant into any other website.
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>>24700843
>zippergooks
Interesting combination of the two slurs, there. I dig that

>Having a chick at your home who cannot cook
Well that is where you fucked up

>Fake blankets
Wouldnt put it past the mexis

>Wine country
Nah, I think it is some sort of farming town. It is situated in a small valley, and I actually went on a hike on the other side of the valley. You can sort of see the farmland in this pic. I think you have posted that pic of the brewery before, it looks familiar.
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>>24701609
>smiley face cost?
>smily
>calls Henry, the mother fucking man "that thing with the smiley face"

fuck off m8
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>>24701675
>>24701609
funny looking vacs

it's funny how the more you try to get away, the more you get attracted
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>>24701609
Kinda tired of Skype

Free to join, it's just me so far

https://telegram.me/joinchat/C8d1QkADu_XEJacfOpxl2g

Going to gtfo for the night
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>>24701659
Meh idk how many of use really even use skype that much, few tho but not sure how many even webcam chat. Not like I care tho I don't own a cam ;*^/

>>24701663
Now go out and use it
Not to many asians in the town I'm in. Would have to take a hour and a half trip to chinatown

>fucked up
implying your mom counts though

>past them
I honestly am not even sure if you can get them past the boarder without suspicion.
They use to sell those blue glass spears all over tujuna, but they'd have to stay there if you bought them

Yeah I can see a bit of the farmland. Nice godbeam too
Now I really know I'm running low on pics. I got a few from a car ride thru santa clarita(post fire) but never posted them because of the glare in them

>>24701675
>still hasn't told me why dyson cost as much as a table set
>not surprised he didn't tho, probably has to watch what he says about a celebrity
>smiley vacuum looks like it would break after a month of not using it
>smiley vacuum is just a dry/wet shop vacuum with a sticker on it to add ferrari tax

>>24701740
Your just getting sucked into it m8
>>
>>24701831
>sucked
ehe

how do you unsucked?
>>
Anyone else on that prescribed medicine is fucking you up more than the shit you brewed at home jazzy train?

Who in this thread is actually doing the worst? Draw's a stoner with some...really good looking white gold tbqh so he's gonna be sucking dick soon.
Pious is on amphe's
HuffandI'llpuffandI'llblowyourcountryup girl is drunk or just a cripple

it's going well lads


>>24701831
>table set
Because dyson sounds like dickson and dickson=dick sons, sons four numbers, four is 1 less than three, if you subtract 1 letter from dick you get dik.
therefore Illuminati
>celeb
Yup
>tax
is a staple of britland
>>24701740
>funny looking vacs
Weird thing to call your best friend but oke
>attracted
in the great words of a stoner
If you truly wanna let go you gotta learn to go with whichever the water flows
don't get it but y'know
weed lmao
>>24701609
>rice farm
is it cus my ancestor was an asian?
>later
as a visitor among this thread your room makes me want to call 911
>rust a break
bro it's plastic.
>Metal costing just £3, alright mate you're not in 1834 anymore.
>happy vaccum
pretending Henrietta was your first gyal
>say such
takes one to know one, ooooooo
>>24701178
>real info.
rekterd
>>24700971
>I guess snort
Although I am jealous of the quality your use offends me , if it was not 6 am however i might toast to it
grind on
>>24700843
>I get confused
you see this attract i mate, i confuse them and then i marry them and then i eat there face
works 3/4 times
>keep posting
the thread'd be dead
>scratches me had
tickle my pickle??
>loading
this guy actually has one
use a sink
>call you
a flim-flamming-flop-flipping-finger-wagglnly-fruitcake!
>meme foo
Bubuzz?
>ctrlf5 m8
haha i never fool again
>acid wash
tfw
>not losing
he'll creep in through your windows
he'll crawl under your doors
He's Mr Trump the leading man
>leet hax0rs
1334 fgttttt umg we were like surpreme we did 911 and all dis y'know i hack ur mother
>>24700596
no
>>
Welp I made a webm of me and my dick sucking enabling friend koolcaine

Had to bust out my kidz next door 2 by 4 technology by duct tapping my phone to a ruler, to my monitor. You can see the quality speaks for itself...
私は非常に残念なスレッドです

>>24702945
Sorry brit for I have sinned once again(I guess)
>>
Then I made another one cause I fucked up the first take.

Someone could say I just blow it of screen.....s-so you know I had to back it up with facts
>>
And then I made another one cause i'm pretty god damn sure I'm not snorting it right because I "still" feel no effect. This was the second time I've done koolcaine
I'll probably just keep reserching and snort the rest tonight and be done with it.

Still not sure if this is good coke, looks good tho
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>>24700563
Kek 14 hours later and I just realized I missed this (you). Something you said in this was stuck in my head all day, I'm one of the shittie st arseholes in this sphincter

How do you mangae a two-thirds vote on 4chan? I think I might vote a nah but a yah or a mass suicide if offered. Better to breathe then spend your time rotting while your gen gets older
No way its that much, thou how thee jest in thea company of thee kang. You should just keep a nail jar for the time being

Your probably rubbing off on me or something, your poluting my partroit mind with your hostile customs
I still have no idea, not really my plan to start skooling yet wanted to wait till maybe next year. But either a community college where I'd start my 101. Or a occupational school and get certified in something "productive"

Either way senpai I'm still very undesitive, still no clue what I'd want to study anyways (ノ_<。)

>>24701860
Either get hospitalized, or find a normie bf/gf to normifiy you into thinking lyfe without 4chinns is a life at all.
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Any Military on tonight?

The civilian world ain't all it cracked up to be
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>>24702945
You happened apon one of the hidden secrets of /soc/ if not all of 4chan brit

Almost everyone in this place is here for some reason, be it mental illness or some kind of substance abuse(drugs/vidya/music/pol/porn/). Just think about it...
I've never been on a prescription so I'm no help at all......JUST STOP.......talk to your doctor first tho

>Illuminati is at it again
this kinda makes sense, but how will this be linked to kayne's health?
>staple
staple your taxes to your powdered ass
GO MERICA!!!!!
>best friend
you can't be friends with something you cum inside

>muh ancestors
Nah its because pugs were supposedly have originated from asialand wey
>visitor
if your a visitor I'm your adviser
>plastic made in england will rust
not knowing a meme your country is famous for
>ooooooo
uhhh ugggg fuck off cuck your just a libcuck anyways
>6am
Its 1am and I haven't felt anything other then the shit that roars in my stool holder

>i eat there face
you sound like a praying mantis
You know thats related to the praying mantis? A cockroach you wop schmuck, look it up
>thread dead
soon
>sink wash
this is only for when the tough get going and the washer is already full/clean
>flim-flamming-flop-flipping-finger-wagglnly-fruitcake!
well hey your just a fooking cunt(in south african accent)
>trump the skin walker
why would go thru all of that if he could just buy the house I live in?

Brah I'm so l33t I already know what time it is over there. nine.........forty...........five


>>24703332
I did that the first time I tried it, only time I felt any kind of numbness. If all comes to worse then up my gums it will go
Never heard of that one wonder if my stomach could take it. Tried the whole snorting water after coke thing, that helps with the drips but still no goddamn effect.

I think almost every regular in here has done coke now, which is werid/funny. I can sense your thirst through the monitor, don't do it(or do it if you have a descent source)
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>>24703394
>don't do it
I won't.
Last time I did I had a trippy af dream which i'm gonna guess was my conscious telling me to stop
>has done
woo woo
>water
i did it when i was trying to regulate it between a "party/how'd i get here" thing, it's not as good and you do't get that quick rush but you get a buzz
i'm helpful...on drugs...woo
>9:45
it's 10:11
pleb tier time man
>eat there face
no one wants a cannibal in there face cus a cannibal to face hurts
>felt anything
have some cranberry
mybe
>knowing memes
too far gone
>advisor
how does one breath?
>can't be
tell that to henry
*shudders*
>kayne
hes whiter
therefore
better
>>24703394
>pol
haha, it's true
it's alll
so
true
>>24703394
>JUST STOP
o oke
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>>24701831
>Now go out and use it
Will do mate, thanks

>Mom counts
Your mom cant cook well?

>Cant smuggle blankets through the border
What?

>Glare in the pictures
Post them anyway
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Good evening.
Ate too much kotlets and sour cream, now I think I might explode, but at least I have satiated my hunger.
>mfw

Replies in a bit.

Enjoy this music meanwhile.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOS2HcQ0soM

I listen to all sorts of shit nowadays, I don't even know anymore.
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I actually went downstairs and ate EVEN MORE food, including cooked salmon and some good smoked pork loin on bread with very fat mayonnaise with cucumber and radish toppings.

The best thing about this is that I will never get fat even if I sit on my ass all day and eat nothing but fat and protein rich foods in large quantities. Thank you blessed genetics. lmao @ fat people.

Give me a moment though, I feel too full to focus on writing out any good (You).

I'm having a cup of cocoa, how are you guys doing and why the hell is there no one ITT at this moment? I hope you damn bastards haven't sold out and are not spending more time off the thread on /soc/ than on the thread, because if that is the case, you are no longer my brother and I shall forever ignore you.
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>>24704288
u oke bud bud
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>>24704319
How are you doing?
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>>24704291
>>24704293
>>24704296
>>24704302
>>24704303
ths scurs me
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>>24704329
BEWARE OF DOGS
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>>24704328
I should be reading but I'm on here. I should be drawing but I'm on here.

I'm on here, mane.
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>>24704330
am fright
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>>24704338
What do you want to read?

That's alright, you will get off. I intend to make my leave again once this one dies, so it is all cool.

I really wish to be the young Franz Liszt now that I've been binging on him. When my hair is long enough I might wear this hair even if it looks ridiculous.

>>24704339
BEST BE THEY HAVE BIG FANGS, EVEN THE LITTLE ONES
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>>24704170
>EVEN MORE
u r fat
>no one ITT
it's like 6pm
>brother
did you just assume
>>
>>24704346
Thin as ever.

I assume the time is right when the time is right here because obviously everything always centers around me.

I did what?
>>
>>24703316
>Either get hospitalized, or find a normie bf/gf to normifiy you into thinking lyfe without 4chinns is a life at all.
gf and I guess, ill go do that then
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>>24704344
Just a few revision guides +plato,1984, and room, and some lose notes but the motivation has gone.
>watch the thread ship
http://uk.businessinsider.com/conspiracy-theory-that-the-rothschilds-and-federal-reserve-proponents-sank-the-titanic-2015-10
http://disinfo.com/2015/10/the-rothschilds-sank-the-titanic-to-set-up-the-federal-reserve/
won't be happening again mr spooky pants
>looks ridiculous
who cares for looks i'm wearing a soft and warm jumper thing but i'm warm
>>24704344
>EVEN THE LITTLE ONES
a nibble's okay
>>24704351
>Thin as ever.
you fekkin thinner
>around meh
how do you know i'm real, john?
>i did
yes you did
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>>24704383
>Play-doh
Man you should've had started with *the Greeks* before that.

>spooky conspiracy theories
I've had about enough of that from my recent visits to /x/.

I'm just wearing a dirty white jumper. Makes me look broader and more manly, but also gives an impression of having poor taste as it is slightly stretched out and should get washed.

Nibbles a-right.

I'm not your principal, Mr. Skinner.

I don't, but I assume it for the sake of convenience.

Guilty until proven such.
>>24704392
(You).

1984 is a really comfy read now that I think of it.
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>>24704398
>before that.
you overestimate the amount of investment my college is willing to give towards good books and resources
>/x/
oooh guyzz did you c a gHost
>washed
down by the river
>white jumper
reveal
>nibbles the knight
aww
>not your
:'(
>until
go to bed, as should i
>1984
i agree
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>>24704439
All of that from library? You should look up used book stores and/or check online for used books. Given you don't live in a third wolrd country like myself you could get lots of cheap literature. I'm stuck reading ebooks, but fuck my eyesight, I can always get some surgical procedure to get them straightened out, right?

No I saw my reflection in the morning after I haven't had shaved for a week and it was ghastly.

Wash down my sins then.

Alright, here is a picture. My room feels smaller than it was, the closets, the desks, everything. I will sort myself out tomorrow, I know I need a shave and to do something about my hair.

I will actually go to bed very soon.
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>>24704471
>used book stores
Have, they're actually really good
>straight
whut
>sins
wearing a fur suit cannot be cleansed, it is a sickness of the mind and soul
>jumper
looks comfy
>off o bed
night night
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwJ1q7cIck
I'm matter but I don't matter.

>>24704598
Night, I'm off.

Will take my leave once again as I am starting to get that uncomfortable feeling about these that I've been struggling with in the past couple of weeks. Might come back, might not.

See you and sorry for the missed (You)'s.

No idea why are these even kept alive, besides Drawanon and (You) no one actually seems to be putting any effort to keep these alive. Might come off as a jerk for saying this since I am not doing much in terms of effort either, but maybe it is the time to let these die once and for all. They've been somewhat dead ever since the July. Sometimes I wonder how many of us are posting here just out of some courtesy.

Anyhow, all for the best.

old pic from archives
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Well I'm up now, almost wasted all that bugger sugar last night. Might have enough for 2 more rides.

I shall begin posting in due time unless I surcom to my laziness and sleep in

>>24704633
Ahhh fuck welp I wish I didn't stay up so late :-!
And kek I'm sorta to blame for the thread's lifespan, if anything it'll probably be laid to rest once I get my life back "on track" unquote (implying my life was really ever on track even when wageslaved)

Night night pious
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So couldn't sleep til about 6 am , then slept till around 2 pm feeling like complete shit but eh it's normal by now
Had some unfinished beef with some butthurt Anon but stuck in bed till the afternoon, then had a bowl of awful green slimey leaves which I find disgusting but figured wth
Had a fight with my two sisters and beat the shit out of lil bro, fight with my mother then finally took a shower, not because I wanted to but having to wash my hands every time I touch my hair from grease became troublesome, which is a little too much info to share but fuck it it's 4chan and average expected user in neckbeard.
and now i have the entire night to stay up again.

>>24703316
>Wonder where this guy's head's been
Only thing worse than a pain in the a$$ is a pain in the attic.

I stopped comprehending after yah*
Whats a gen and why would it grow on its own, so many questions so little answers no ?

Speaking of nails and jars pic related. the kind of art I see myself in.

Brainwash the american , classic!
Depends on where you see yourself a litttle further in life, like do you see yourself settling down with a job or pursuing a next level degree shit, or of course staying in with your parents and post itt.

Ok let's see, what are the options ?

>>24703302
Damn Daniel, op is most like not a faggot.

>>24700741
>Destroy only friend
>No tears cause you basically dried out
>Ok Anon you can use your sister's laptop
>No more 4chin
>Jump out the window

Kek why would you do that, im taking notes btw for when I OD
Meanwhile OD-ing on cheese

Don't mention my waifu, but I did run out of vaseline so tells you something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw
I sent it to my friend to celebrate our frandship

Which is why when I do go I stay over but I do ride back hungover the next day

Nope I think the white boi cesar girl was some mistress of cesar and had no other scene on the show other than that kek
>Hire top sexy actresses
>Funniest shit by unknown grill
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>>24704688
It's cool.
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>>24700660
I don't into comedy usually but this one was bretty funni tbqh, it was ridiculous maybe that's why I liked it.
Kek the OC ? I never seen it but I know it and I cant imagine you watching it.
>Global warming
But yeah winter used to have it's own presence now it's those shit days of slight improvement between those heavily wet windy times, quoting the taxpayers : everything around here is awful.

Of course. That's all the school ghosts haunting you.

>>24701253
Jokes aside, what's the refugee rate up there.

Don't ever speak to me or my tribe ever again.

>Implying I'm implying you imply

Can I go out tonight ?

It was in ?
I did legit bang my head into the wall at some point to make it shut up.
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>>24704772
I actually liked OC.

Anyways, I'm off for some time again.

You mentioned school in a very inconvenient time, maybe I won't sleep all that well after all.
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Let my dog out for her morning shits and what not, after her forcing me out of bed with her dead or dying tuna vagina breath.

I basically watched her take a shit in three places.
That might be a new record for top ten best shitting techniques


(You)s are embound
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RARE PICTURE UPDATE
PIOUS CAUGHT IN HIS TRUE FORM

>>24704802
Also any updates on the "I hate myself" thing and school?
>>24704805
Night night again.

Just a (You) here because Tom Cruise isn't far off IRL in terms of height.

LITTLE HOLYWOOD ACTORS
BIG SCREEN TIME
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HOW TO TAKE IT
HOW TO FAKE IT

YOU'RE SO GOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BFZoshe9pU
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>>24704802
I'm sorry.

>>24704835
I told you I gave up on leaving, yes I still hate myself.
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>>24704746
So in total how many ppl did you hit tonight?
>awful green slimey leaves
man I hope your not talking shit about my guy collard greens. I would literally stop talking to you and put my yellow belt back on.
And now you know why I don't put hair grease in my hair anymore, it was a literal fire hazard, and non black ppl would touch my fro and get disgusted

Picrealted is also disgusting, I've seen jars of toe nails but never a contraband condom full of them complete with its own mirror.
Looks like an Alien™ is going to hatch out of it

What about just a hot ass attic in the summer time? I swated like a slave last time I was up there

Most indubitably, gen is short for generation my dear watson. My generation moves on into.....well something. Robotism and sexual id wars maybe?

Did that "thing" have a lable for why the artist committed to such......desires?

> staying in with your parents and post itt
Hey.........................hey fuck off with this your killing me softly
I guess most likely some kind of career for the next couple years. As much as I'd like to go to school(and not do homework) maybe study meteorology or something. I'd rather make dosh and move out of state senpai
And merican brainwashing is being told everyone belongs in college because cuz. And leasing a new car every year kek

community college, mexican school(occupational school), or work. Mexi school will just give me a better option for a career

>Destroy only friend
sounds sexy

Make a damn powerpoint and email me, I need to study on how to properly an hero
Common side effect of cheese is irritable cheese breathe. Please contact a doctor

Kek I forgot about the light skinned safe cracker. Lel is this a jew drake music video?

I can only assume how many sunglasses you have to wear and how many fucks you have to not care about

That lady was probably a porn actress who didn't get here big break. i.e. game of thrones
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>>24704835
>>24704841
dat file name

But I can't even tell which pious is the real most modern edition. Wheres my tricorder when I need it?

That TC pic will never not be funny, those proportions don't lie.
Welp now you can sleep safe knowing *our guy* tom cruise is about to ruin the mummy franchise next year.

Mfw when I have now actually seen a celeb here, tho he just trains fookin dags

>>24704439
>"when nigga don't know nothin about da lyfe I lived"
MembersOnly®
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>>24704864
I just hope you will tone down the hate yourself thing. I wish I understood why do you hate yourself, but I understand unwillingless to talk about such things.

Isn't it bit ironic how the roles have changed in a very weird and grotesque way, with you telling me how I should not give up school and pursue it no matter how far gone I might seem to be and how hopeless the situation might be almost a year ago ( well less than that ), and you thinking it was dumb of me to assume all those things, and with me now thinking the same of you and in a way, wanting you to not give up? Maybe soon enough my situation will become enviable, just as I thought yours enviable some time ago. Now that seems to be a lifetime ago. Funny thoughts and odd musings, I hope I did not come off as intrusive with all these thoughts. I had a little spark fly there, the ones that used to fly all the time when I wrote like this all the time some time ago.

Anyways, I will go to bed now and this should be my last (You) in a while, although I will check the thread for any replies tomorrow. If you will actually reply, that is.

I hope you will listen to this song if you do have time and will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1jrscrwi50

I'm off for better things and for continued improvement. For which time, who knows, but it is my Faustian nature to ever keep striving for unatainable.
>>24704886
This guy in this picture is probably the realest of me, that expression actually coming close to how I actually feel about things and how I view the world. I just love this picture. This is how I want to be viewed; serious and distant.

By the way, if you ever feel like it, I have Skype, you can always write to me if I don't show up here or if these die.

Alright folks, I think I overstayed my visit even after I told I am sleeping.
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>>24703435
Well why the fuck hasn't anything tried to stop me? Maybe my gdad was watching me from above I told my body not to get me high
>party/how'd i get here
Whelp I got maybe three more bitch lines, so we'll see what happens
>pleb
oh whatever wey I forgot to retype the time after that post was finished
>no cannibal
just bring the idea up with parliament about muslim eating cannibals, that'll raise an eyebrow or two
>cranberry
none here and I'm not buying any
I'll have a cup or two and it'll be gone by tomarrow
>too far gone
only a memster like yourself says things like that
then posts memes on his phone's data
>breath
open bottle of bleach
drop chlorine in it
add straw
....
profit
>tell that to henry
I'll just ask stewey again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwH3WuMxol8
>therefore
he's god's gift to this genereation. Which just means hes autistic like the rest of these "modern" rappers

>>24703991
>Your mom cant cook well?
what are you implying sir? Most of all the fems on my mum's side can cook...thats why their sooooo ugly

>what
That just smells sketchy
Maybe if you had it laid out flat or folded it won't look like your hiding some yayo

fuck it alright
Notice how almost everything here has that lush brown color, it just screams "light me up"
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P.S.

Drawanon, you promised you'd make an album cover out of that picture, you still haven't deliever. This picture in question >>24704904.

You know my vibes, so it should be easy to guess what kind of an album.
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>>24704955
Good night, thanks for your words and I will reply in a few.
Good luck.
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>>24704904
>>24704955
Ooooooooooooooooohhhhh fuck dude thanks for reminding me 0_0
Whelp I'm pretty free for today so I'll probably start on it right now after I go study a few album covers and see what I'm aiming.
But you know this pic has gospel R&B written all over it

Honestly you look confused, or like your looking at an autopsy. Not sure what I'd look like but everyone irl just tells me I look anger all the time. Which I'm alt-right with

And fuck I really need to (you) on skype I was going to wait till after xmas to bother you if you didn't return. But honestly if this thread parishes I'd be happy if I can keep in contact with all the four ppl still in here. And of course all the other regulars of time past too

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ALREADY SO I CAN POST CELEB FEET GODDAMMIT
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>>24704955
And I am listening to the link.
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>>24700785
Oh fuck forgot to post this shit, like from yesterday wey
Enjoy both me and my dog not giving a fuck forthis picture. Niggers don't smile

Dropping that ablum cover soon........as I figure out a title that suits the ice prince
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I keep getting these weird pressures on my lungs and heart then i feel something is pressuring me into choking.

>>24704869
I think ill sleep now or try to, I'm sorry D I'll reply tomorrow.

>>24704904
Not intrusive, but I don't know if I can even describe how shit feels, it's not about material conditions it's something very shitty that I feel eating me up and making me keep slaying myself mentally I dont know what it is and its making me want to end it all...
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Just shaved with the cheapest razor I have ever gotten. Jesus christ the burns

>>24704933
>Implying
I was being sincere, friendo.

>Smelly blanket
I am sure narcos wont check a folded blanket

>Light me up
It does look like its ready for a good burn
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So I got some hot fira to drop ITT, motha fucka is goin live at midnight my nigs.

Get you a copy from ur boy right now before the jews discover this lyrical genius

>>24705599
Whats the deal with your health H, how many ppl died in that house? Maybe its the cigs catching up with you or an infection
Meh no sweat off my nose I'll hold you to it, get to bed before the sun shows up

>>24705673
Where they cheaper than those BiC razors? Kek you honestly you can't go wrong with girly razors.
Men say they give better shaves, while women say mens razors work better for them. Coincidence.......I guess so

>friendo
how can anyone know that over the internet, especially here

>narco
their just secondary watch, what you need to do is bribe the customs guards

When was the last fire you even remember in NJ, I know theres the occasional building fire like what happens in delaware but wheres your damn wildfires at?
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I'm signing off till tonight or tomorrow thread save your time and your day and write that (you) till tomorrow lads

Until then Ta-La
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Hate to seem like i have no life but

bump
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32 m virgin los angeles

kik: zsasza
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>>24707236
I'd swipe your card then probably break your neck open
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>>24707813
How much do you charge?
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>>24704933
>o stop me?
Maybe you either don't want too, it's not your time, or you're just not having enough.
Truth to be told the day I had the trip was shit so that might of had something to do with it.
>Three more
Just pile it up
>raise a unibrow in unison
Yeah, they'd start making halal human and force all restaurants to serve it
>you're an irony
>White dad has black kids with white wife.
>Loves them ironically
I am the broken condom.
fear me
for i rue you
>add straw
only a pleb would use a bendy straw, get a crazy one so when the police see your corpse they'll know you were truly depressed
>modern
you leave Little T out of this
>>24704886
>MembersOnly®
av you know i once wore a snapback and forgot my belt which caused my trousers to sag
i know all about living it hard matey boy
>>24704805
>vagina breath.
Anon
pls
get a new girlfriend
this one is broken
>>24704772
>p there.
I-I don't want to talk about it. ;_;
>Me or my
You Ñiñi'wa
>Even
I can't
>Out tonight
Well alright, just wear your standard issue chain mail, Chasity, portable postbox disguise and complete riot gear. Of cause don't forget your IDF Achzarit
>it was in?
Baby please, my ego is hurted enough
>i banged a wall
wall done
>shut up
i was only...
>>24704746
that's a funny looking butt plug
>>24704688
that's a funny looking butt plug
>>24704633
Now that there's a butt plug, i'm sure.
>>24704633
>off
get me
>night
nightly noodles
>might not
it's for the best, honestly and with no hint of malice.
>effort
we're busy or moved on
>once and for
it will in a few weeks
>courtesy
a lot of truth
>>
What is it with mothers and the constant need to criticize, I decided to get a pack of jewy m&ms from the store since I was clean enough to leave the house and fuck it, why do I have to look decent going to the fucking store, give me a fucking break.

>>24705825
Nah it's more like someone tightening a rope around my upper waist, I'm sure it's stress related shit surprise surprise.

>>24704869
1.5 in total since the kids count as half by galactic code of inter-racial psychopaths.

Yoo check it our for yo self , don't try this at home
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mulukhiyah

That picture got me some decent scolding when I uploaded it to the "family" group, my dad was literally wtf is wrong with you, where did I go wrong
I'm thinking of starting my own collection, other than hair in pic related.

Breaking the basement stereotype , loveitt.

But Japan made sex robots so long ago, it's that end of invention thing with our era, you'd have to invent a time machine to impress, go hard or go home I guess.

He must be a 4channer nuff said

Dont worry pal we're in this together, I'm my parents you're at your parents lets hook up and by hook up I mean post here till we no longer can type due to rheumatism

>Meteorology
That could guarantee you a rich first date convo about weather
Let's see, well how about work for a year and then move out of state to community college somewhere else.
Speaking of cars, Kek I totally forgot about the license thing I think all my friends drive now cept me.

How long is a mexi school period, can you do that and find a job that pays decently for a year until you have enough cash to move out of state then maybe community college there like I said earlier ?

>sounds sexy
Bb I'm about that base

>How to an hero
>Part 1 of 3 : kys
>Profit in heaven if jew

Kek ew or becoming mad cow like I am cept fat is not there yet

Cucked* drake video

Sunglasses during a storm does not say drunk at all

Damn where was I when they auditioned
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>>24708551
Here's pic related since was cucked out of the room since my bigger sister wanted to sleep.
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Have me pic of the black hole I slayed last night g

But what the fuck, I wake up half asleep at 5am to find some warm "thing" leaning on me.
So now I have to wash my white girl blanket cause it stank

Jumping on my bed when I'm in deep sleep, fucking faggotry in this place I swear
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>>24708295
If you have to ask for the price you don't want to know bb

>don't want to
That might be the case cause I think I'm done with it tho I have enough for one more line. Idk if I'm even a coke man anyways
Maybe I should proposly have a bad day so I can get some gosh vibes going
>piledag
to late for that
>unibrow in unison
no way! They already got into your government?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>black dad/white son
funny enough I use to have a friend that had a white washed black dad. My friend was whiter than shit but I was too young to question the cuckery back then
But then that guy had another son who came out whiter than the other. make ye think
> truly depressed
thats not depression that just being eager
>sag my trousers
you just lost all credibility after saying "trousers"
>this one is broken
welp I kek from this one
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According to /pol/ it's wwiii
Also check em

>>24708576
Kek my younger sister wtf

>>24708662
Fug that cute dag ;-;
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>>24708758
fuck
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>>24708551
Its cause she's got the married bug on her mind, wants you to look gosh......while your at the general store...I guess. I use to get in hour long arguments with mein mum about my nappy hair and getting dressed

>upper waste
I feel like I had that happen before but that was most likely my shitty kidneys telling me to stop drinking soda. Maybe you should start extrocising again to get your strength

Brah that almost honestly looks like collard greens but maybe more slimy. Kind of want to try it but not sure if want to buy Jew's mallow
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collard_greens
wiki has no good pic of them cooked

Again why do your parents get so butthurt at pictures you "took", but kek then again that was in family group chat lol
Idk what your toenail smell like but I cant do that. Mine just smell like dirty hair, mainly cause I wall barefoot most the time

ain't noooo basements innnnnnnn cali(in tom petty voice)

Well your right there, almost everything has been done now. Maybe its time to make a female pleasing robot for the fems like some star trek shit. Plus black shouldn't time travel without a gun

>due to rheumatism
>hook up
Thats reasonable enough, as long as your suffering from the plight of your folks I'm suffering. Bout to go set up my hook on the roof too

Lel thats funny and insulting at the same time
I'm actually okay with this senpai, that seems pretty damn reasonable, plus cali tuition has been rising and rising every year now.
Is it even a stigma to drive at a yong age there? Have you even read the driver's book, or permit test. Your in for lots of fun H, but I think i was the last of my friends to start driving

Their usually as long as regular college classes, like 3 hours each or so. I was thinking about getting a bar tending license since that just "free jobs on the planet". Fuck now I really need to think, but ty counselor hindoiber

>jews going to heaven
kek they tell you to many lies

It does if your still stumbling around
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>>24708576
yo kek I remember this, didn't your mum find that in the closet and chimpout?

>>24708758
errrrrr I thought trump winning was suppose to stop us from shooting at russia.

I thought he was "their boy"
I thought we were suppose to be great again
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So I went into the garage today I found that one of tube lights(that never worked by the way) fell out and smashed against my fag uncle's 4th or 6th car that he stores here

Usually he keeps his new 370Z made by the cucks at nissan and their puppet master's Renault. He got lucky
But enough ranting about automotive mergers, I still have no clue how this happened and I know I'll have to clean this shit. All I can blame is the wind since it was very very windy yesterday or that damn rat thats still in there "apparently"

I'm about to go get mercury poisoning real quick
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Well, you can tell by the way I use my gun
I'm a muslim man: no time to talk
Bombing's loud and napalm warm,
I've been kicked around
Since I was born

And now it's all right, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
That Syrian war on our fellow man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive
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bumpers
>>
Dead thread bump
>>
oke thread die, my feet hurt.hasta lue(i)go(now)
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Maybe the last or second to last thread for this year.
2017 might be the year m8s

New Thread:
>>24713465
>>24713465
>>24713465
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>>24705825
>Cheaper than BiC razors
Dude they were cheaper than shit bics. I got something cheap in the meantime though. Scored a sweet deal on 4 blade cartridges buying from a wholesaler. I aint using no pussy's razor.

>How can anyone know that
You do have me there, this is the site of >implying and le george costanza faec

>Bribe the guards to get fake blankets across the border
These mezitos are committed

>Last fire you remember in NJ
I remember something on the seaside boardwalk a summer back. It undid the rebuilding efforts. Other than that, no wildfires. We dont get many hardcore droughts on the east coast.

>>24709002
A E S T H E T I C
S
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Well I thought this thread would be dead by tonight, so now I'm in a very gay position.
Think I'll just double post this since theres a chance of both dying because cuz

>>24713854
>aint using no pussy's razor
>bought cheap 4 blade razors
These jokes don't write themselves folks. I can imagine those are those razors with those dumb "cooling strips" that fall out after 3 uses like with gillette.
The razor market is a damn meme now I just want a clean shave without to many useless razors

>george costanza
shit wish we could just go back to at least that time. Now libcuck has gotten so popular it apparently made the news on NPR, no joke they were finding the origins of the word "cuck"

>bribe fake guard to take fake blankets across a fake geological line
Jose has to make money for his side chick somehow

>hardcore droughts
HEY wtf did you just say m8? Y-you don't "need" to have a drought to start a wildfire, their natural here.
The drought just adds a more drastic effect and a scapegoat
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>>24713854
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.
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Is there anyone who has a telegram account?
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