WHAT DO YOU BRING TO A RELATIONSHIP? There are a ton of threads

29/M/USA

>I own a brand new 2 story home in a major city
>I own a brand new car
>I'm financially stable
>I'm a passionate lover
>you'll always feel safe and secure

Girls should do what they want, fuck up, make mistakes, and realize they hate dating bad boys. When they're ready for a good man to love them like a bad boy but with none of the knocking up side bitches or late night bail money runs, come play on my team

25/m/ 281 713 832

I can fix anything
pretty confident with my looks
loyal
always has a job!! that's pays well
does my best to make sure your happy

because I'm looking to find a new girlfriend. and if it's a good match I'd buy a big ring lol if not that, ^ look up I'll make you spoiled

Nothing

>>24662632
M/18/5'2
>Studying for a bachelor degree
>Good at drawing and cooking
> I've meet alot of people and most say I derive from normalcy so you wouldn't get bored
>Really good at designing
>Good at remembering things (like dates) and loyal af
I'm not expecting anything by posting this , I hope one day I find a nice guy that likes me back and we could share life together. I don't like how millennials don't value loyalty.

>>24662632
44,m,sydney
honest, kind, loving, affectionate person
have a job, decent pay and plenty of money so financial security
great sense of humour - I'm a aussie so we are laid back and take the piss out of anything and everything

why? because I'm a hell of a catch

28/M/US

>laughter
>love
>loyalty
>honesty
>warmth (I mean this in a literal sense)

I just want to love and be loved in return.

Will do it myself

27/M straight/Chile

>Can and will talk about mostly anything
>Affectionate and loyal
>Moving forward with life and working to get a degree
>Super patient to a fault
>A homebody!

You should date me because I'll be with you through the good and the bad times. I'm also a huge nerd so that's probably something you'll like.

By the way! I also like hearing if you like cutesy things and you getting excited about it.

what do men look for in a woman? if i were to post in this thread, would i be laughed at for writing about things other than my looks? be honest. do guys care about anything else?

>>24662777
some of us do, sure looks are what might first attract you to a person, but ultimately it's personality and what's inside that keeps you around as looks can fade.

>>24662777
>would i be laughed at for writing about things other than my looks?
Whoever did this would be a dick. That's the purpose of the thread, and yes we genuinely care about your personality and your essence, far more than you probably imagine.

>>24662777
I'd like her to make me laugh as much as I make her laugh. I'd like to have conversations with her that evolve into topics that have nothing to do with the actual conversation itself. I'd like to explore her mind as much as her body, and hopefully she'd like to explore me and mine.

I don't want to fuck. I want to mate.

/autism

>>24662777

Your looks fade fast between 30 and 40. It is why plastic surgery is so popular.

>>24662632
22/f/usa

>can cook
>can fix stuff
>freakishly flexible
>will share drugs with you
>will carry you in video games

>Why people should date you?
They shouldn't.

>>24662798
how freakish is freakishly?

>>24662811
I could deepthroat my own dick if only I had one.

>>24662828
I'm in lust...

>>24662798
You seem like exactly what I'm looking for unless you're ugly as fuck. Drop throwaway contact info if you want to come live with a rich white guy

Nothing, which is one of the reasons I'm not in relationship and never have been :^)

>>24662777

Men claim they do, but no, in reality looks are all that matter and men aren't really capable of real love.

>>24662863
t. misandrist

>>24662839
>unless you're ugly as fuck
whoops

>>24662839
>>24662863
lmao

>>24662867

t. reality

>>24662871

Kek

>>24662869
Give it a shot I have unconventional tastes anyway

>>24662887
you mean fatties?

>>24662887
I'll have to pass this time.

26F.

- Incredibly good gift-giver
- Funny
- Good cook
- Great at managing money
- Emotionally mature

>>24663168
Person of no fixed abode I'm guessing, gypsy?

28/F/US
>keeps a tidy home, is a good cook and a gardener
>knows how to make money from nothing
>artsy fartsy
>loyal, understanding, supportive and down-to-earth
>really into video games?

>Why people should date you?
Pretty much all I have is my personality, an okay face and a voice some people find calming.
Other than that, I'm abnormally ugly, inexperienced with relationships and a spaghetti spiller, so people probably shouldn't.

>>24663172
What? No. And I have no idea where you got that.

>>24663255
Well you left out location so I improvised

>>24663262
Oh jeez. That flew right over my head.

22/M/TX

> I have transportation
> I have a job
> I'm debt free
> I do a lot of my own car work
> I'm fiercely loyal; to the point of actual willingness to destroy or murder given the circumstances

>>24663248

> abnormally ugly

You'd need to post a picture on that one. Every woman that isn't completely fill of herself thinks she's ugly, or at least uglier than she is.

> inexperienced

A lot of guys actually like that.

> awkward

A very large number of guys like that.

34/M/UK

>Financially quite successful. Not mega rich but money isn't something I have to worry about any more
>Quite handsome and look young for my age. Still have full head of hair and only a little bit overweight
>Very loyal, I've never cheated on anyone or been cheated on. I have close friends that I've known for over 20 years
>Not much baggage, no kids, never been married, never had an std, no physical or mental illnesses
>Very open to most sexual kinks and happy to be both dominant or submissive in the bedroom

Date me because I'm fun to hang out with and very loving, I almost never get upset or lose my temper so fights are rare. My ambition in life is just to be happy and have a good time.

>>24662632
18 female UK
> I don't give a fuck who else u sleep with
> I will keep forgiving u for every shitty thing u do
> I will never get argue with you over dumb little things
> I will tease you then make it up to you a thousand times over
> I will tell stories to you, dress up for you, sing to you, surprise you.. Anything to make you love me more

>>24663787
Where in the UK? Were you abused as a kid like I was?

Come end the normies with me

35/m/304

>Large cock and great in bed
>Good looking
>I'm a type B and rarely stress out
>Decent job but about to graduate
>Touchy feely, I'll probably always have my hands on you.

I'm blunt in a charming sort of way and I've mostly got my shit together.

>>24663787
Are you insecure?

>>24663708
I'd have to post myself naked because people normally think I'm attractive, but I'm not bold enough to do that.
Now that I've thought on it, you might be right on the awkward part. While it bothers me, most people just laugh, tease or think it's cute.

>>24662777
looks are equal to personality in importance for any man worth dating
I wouldn't date a super uggo who has a great personality
I wouldn't date a model tier girl who is a bitch.
That said, I personally have higher standards for personality than looks, but I don't think most men are like that.

nothing i only date traps actual women are a waste of money

>>24663248
Can you post a vocaroo?

>>24663248
Wow you sound perfect really! And I really doubt that you're ugly, girls do tend to underestimate their looks. Lack of experience isn't really a turnoff, neither is spaghetti spilling, especially if you have somebody as supportive as you.

So I still can't see why people shouldn't date you.

I've had thoughts about this in the past. The best answer is:

Myself.

>>24663820
I'm insecure
but I'm quite confident with that

>so i don't know ..
>60/40?

>>24663809
Aha! My childhood was eventful? How'd u guess
London
>K let's start at Tesco, you get the shotguns, i'll pick out our fight song

>>24665166
And I will challenge your view a little: What is that which makes you a great couple? We have no idea about who you are or if you will match our own ideals, so sell yourself a little. If nothing this is good practice.

>>24662632
19/m/EU
>cheesier than you
>devoted and faithful
>stable life plans
>very hygienic
>positive nature

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>>24662632
>21/female/USA,pa
>I'm a good listener and I've been told that I give good life advice things. I like exercise and I will spontaneously play basketball with you at 5 in the morning if you asked. I'm naturally mother like, so if you're sick I'm taking care of you and cooking you food that will make you less sick. I know how to give massages and I like pleasing my partner. I have good communication skills and I will even try to help you talk out your feelings sometimes

>idunno. I'm not too independent right now and I have my own baggage... I'm just tired of picking the wrong ones..

Pic unrelated

>>24662632
21/F/USA's hat

> Programmer and good with electronics
> Knows the best bookstores, surplus, Asian stationary and electronic stores
> Open minded but fiercely loyal and monogamous
> Understands reality, good at dealing with crisis and resilient (if Japan/Germany/US invades, we're booking it - together <3)
> An academic who loves having all sorts of discussions

Why should people date me?
- I know quite a bit, can talk about any topic and make it interesting
- Up for any adventures (with a day or so notice, unless it's across an ocean, then a week or so)
- I call instead of text
- I want to support you just as much as I want you to support me. Badass team of two.

>>24665813

hmm. Probably my personality and brain. Since I left behind an abhorrent mindset full of flaws, I've been looking to achieve virtue.

I'm calmed under pressure, understand the people around me, and have concise life goals to follow.

Obviously I have flaws, but the point I make is that I actively try to improve in everything.

I'm looking for someone to share my life, but I'm happy alone as well.

>>24665843
What do you know of Byzantium?

>>24662649
so gay, new car, new house but you settle for a used ho

>>24665843
Female and programmer are two traits that aren't usually found together. And you seem like a very good talker.

It's sad that you don't live any closer. Because a badass team of two like that is precisely what I want.

>>24665965
That's more like it.

This is harder than usual deal of plugging in info in other threads of this nature

30/M/Florida

>Experience through age and life that allows me to effectively deal with most problems
>Will nurse anything from animal to person back to health
>Love to get people to laugh and feel good
>I'm awesome enough that I enjoy baking sweets
[spoiler]Six inches of girth that is otherwise just going to waste, since that's the only real physical thing that stands out from the dime-a-dozen people, beyond my voice from what others tell me[/spoiler]

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
>Why people should date you?

I'd like to think that someone would want to date me to get to know me, and possibly share my sentiments of just looking for someone to settle down with and have a happy life together. I got my stuff together like my own place and the college degree, I'm just missing the thing most people take for granted in life; someone to make life worth living. I've only dated one person since she was the only one that kept showing interest in me, since I'm normally too shy to make a pass, and my recent experience with trying online dating out has shown that the moment I showcase a face pic, the ladies immediately lose interest

>>24663248
You sound like a nice person, and I think it'd be fun to make spaghetti together sometime, if you're spilling it all over

23/F/Canada

>I like to drive and own my own car
>I can afford to live on my own without your help
>My anxiety makes it so I can never cheat on you
>120 pounds and 5'6"
>I will give you attention 24/7

Honestly I am a needy little ball of worries who actually somehow managed to get her life together

>>24666018
Perfect

Come to California please

>>24666032
desu I almost moved to San Francisco in May but chose a job here over it due to the visa process.

>>24666003
For the sake of it:

23/M/Europe

>I can understand you.
>I have a lot of humour, and a weird sense of it.
>I can talk about everything. From CRISPR to your nieces.
>I like to experiment while cooking.

I have to at least depict my sexuality a little:
>I like dicks, either from men or trans. Pegging will do, since I like my toys.

Since I left behind an abhorrent mindset full of flaws, I've been looking to achieve virtue.


I'm calm under pressure, understand the people around me, and have concise life goals to follow.
Obviously I have flaws, but the point I make is that I actively try to improve in everything.
I'm looking for someone to share my life, but I'm happy alone as well.

>ASL
21/F/Vzla
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
I can teach you about the good life
I will pamper you with lots of gifts, hugs, kisses, caresses
I will listen to you and I will try to give you the best advice i can give
I will make you feel safe and secure
>Why people should date you?
I'm pretty nice and I'm often told I'm elegant, if you want a girl into femdom but is girly, then you got me, specially if you're into Latin girls. Yeah.

>>24666018
23/M/Canada.

Would love to at least chat. Kik is somealgorithms

>>24666078
You sound really nice. I am myself a ropebunny, And I know spanish :)

Profile up there, tell me if you wanna chat.

>ASL
34 M Australia

>$550k AU of life insurance for my partner as part of my superannuation scheme, if you can kill me and make it look like an accident. Or if I can kill myself and make it look like an accident. Or if I just do doing the reckless things I do anyway (I race motorbikes, I've come close...)

Nothing else, I have nothing to offer. That's why I'm single.

>>24666078
>if you want a girl into femdom
Em, no es que me guste tanto el femdom (a menos que sea suave) pero, qué cosas haces? Algún fetiche/kink en especial?

>>24666078
Well, you could be my import waifu to the US.
If you can stand Minnesota cold.

>>24662632
>Male, 20, Argentina
>I'm good with words, and I know a lot about many languages. Currently master two and know a bit of latin, italian and french. I do like being flirty by throwing you phrases in different languages
>I'll make you feel needed, special and important. I'm also a very protective person. They mess with you, they mess with me. I tend to be quite shy but if someone messes with my girl I'm just not gonna have that. we're a team, after all.
>I'm loyal, will never cheat on you because I find it absolutely disgusting
>I don't judge, and I'll respect you. Respect above all else.
>I'm all about small gifts and gestures, I don't like showy things. I'll shower you with attention.

And...well, I have a car, and I know how to drive. I'm studying to be a translator and eventually, a lawyer (I'm doing both college courses atm but giving more attention to translating)

>>24666078
Would love to chat, if you're interested. kik is fuits

>>24666003
Well, historically those traits were commonly found together. Nowadays even the guys say they're programmers but honestly, they just want a good paycheck. Thank you, I'm usually not that great of a talker but if I'm comfortable with people, it gets more fun.

Aww, Damnit! Where do you reside? Also, I would like to see your template of what you bring as well (if you did, sorry I didn't see it). You seem like a relaxed and (based on your reply to that other guy), an encouraging person.

>>24666221
>Well, historically those traits were commonly found together
Can't forget Ada Lovelace at all! The reason why our area (I studied compsci) is so male dominated is because of advertising which I think took place in the 80's, where PCs were advertised as a toy for guys of sorts. And then it went downhill from there.

>Thank you, I'm usually not that great of a talker but if I'm comfortable with people, it gets more fun.
Damn I'm the same! I can be a bit awkward at times but when I'm comfortable it gets so much more fun!

>I would like to see your template of what you bring as well
Here! >>24662765

>>24665975
That if you refer to the area it was located in as Constantinople, Turkey would explode.

I should clarify to avoid sounding like I'm a know it all and full of myself - I get super into random things, for example, certain historical periods of certain countries (I.e. Cambodia and Suryavarman II) and I learn all I can about it. Haven't done Byzantium yet but I like learning from people who know more than me (great, now I know what I'm gonna do instead of working).

I'm typing on a phone so excuse the weird flow.

>>24663691
> [s] I'm fiercely loyal; to the point of actual willingness to destroy or murder given the circumstances [/s]

>I'm a pyscho

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humor
ingenuity
originality
friendship
relativity
interest
companionship
what ever to depressed to continue.
not like she cares she just wants $$ for collage.

>>24666232
Please excuse my slow mobile phone typing, I'm not a natural texter.

Ada was badass (it's funny that her mom pushed her to Math instead of Literature due to her fear that she would become like daddy Lord Byron). However I have absolute mad respect to Grace Hopper. I don't know how she got the patience to think up and invent compilers.
I think the field changed also because of the fact that programming became really important in the tech revolution, not just a "secretary inputting data (disregard the difficult mathematics)" field.

Cute, I feel like a little bit of awkwardness in the beginning is charming, like the person has some effect on you. Comfortable is great, I hate feeling anxious with someone.

Oh, I see, I didn't realize that was you! I hear Chileans are attractive (along with all other South Americans, of course). We don't get many SAs up here in the north.

>>24665826
Honestly, you sound wonderful. I'd like to talk to you sometime

>>24666312
>Please excuse my slow mobile phone typing, I'm not a natural texter.
It's okay! Typing in the phone is difficult.

>Ada was badass (it's funny that her mom pushed her to Math instead of Literature due to her fear that she would become like daddy Lord Byron). However I have absolute mad respect to Grace Hopper. I don't know how she got the patience to think up and invent compilers.
In fact women were super important for the development of computer sciences. Funny for a male dominated field. And for all female developers and scientists, all of my respect. Yourself included.

>I think the field changed also because of the fact that programming became really important in the tech revolution, not just a "secretary inputting data (disregard the difficult mathematics)" field.
Sadly the "secretary inputting data" stuff is still present. I can understand that though, not everyone thinks ahead to make all the mathematical and automation processes work in a system which are super important. And for that we need programming.

>Cute, I feel like a little bit of awkwardness in the beginning is charming, like the person has some effect on you. Comfortable is great, I hate feeling anxious with someone.
Oh yes? I agree on both points! Although a bit of awkwardness is okay so long as both are trying to move the conversation forward. And I also hate feeling anxious, if somebody is able to make me feel more comfortable I'd seriously love it.

>Oh, I see, I didn't realize that was you! I hear Chileans are attractive (along with all other South Americans, of course). We don't get many SAs up here in the north.
Awh, thank you! Canadians are pretty attractive I've heard as well! And if things had gone better in a job application I did not too long ago I'd be living in Canada. Sadly I wasn't chosen...

M/18/louisiana
-brutally honest
-great listener
-I get along with almost anyone
-very open to new things (both sexual and non-sexual)
-I'm a decent cook
Not really sure tbqh

>>24666312
Ada was total greatness, but my favourite has always been Margaret Hamilton.

>>24666379
ha, you sound like myself 4 years ago.

Do you have any hobbies ? I like science, philosophy, video games and gorillaz amongst others.

My steam is http://steamcommunity.com/id/Theonewhohides/

>>24666378
> And for all female developers and scientists, all of my respect. Yourself included.
Hey now, I'm supposed to be doing an assignment and here you are complimenting my laziness!
And Mad respect to you too! This field isn't for the faint hearted and the shallow minded. How'd you get into it?

And don't worry. Soon programming will be synonymous with terrorizing self driving cars if companies continue to refuse to open source their software to professional security testing.

And yes, awkwardness is endearing only as long as people are trying to have a conversation. There's awkward and then there's "hello darkness, my old friend" awkward. Whelp, I'm all about the super fuzzy comfortable pajama pants, blankets, plush toys and pillows everywhere. Can't get more comfortable than that, dear sir!

> Canadians are pretty attractive I've heard as well!
It's funny because throughout my schooling, everyone was flipping attractive to the point that you get desensitized to it and start looking for other traits (which are often not there, sadly).
I'm not completely familiar with the lifestyle of Chileans (though I hear it's pretty stable compared to its neighbors). I personally am slowly getting fed up with Canada. Just the corruption and lack of population caring about our issues is getting to me (Quebec (one of our provinces) is completely different though).

>>24666449
Gorillaz are dope, and yea, I have a steam. However I don't use it anymore

>>24666474

Come on dude, work with me xD

Kik is: TisMustBeFake

>>24665993
fax b

>>24666469
>Hey now, I'm supposed to be doing an assignment and here you are complimenting my laziness!
Heh~ Don't worry though, I've been there countless times before, miss!

>And Mad respect to you too! This field isn't for the faint hearted and the shallow minded. How'd you get into it?
Oh I totally agree! It takes a ton of mental fortitude and some degree of intelligence to really get into this field and succeed. Thank you!

I had liked computers since I was a child (dad also studied compsci so I was surrounded by computers when I was a child). Hell I was like what, 3, 4? When I started typing my first console commands in DOS. I'd ask my dad to write the command in paper and then I'd type it in the computer looking for each key. In short I've been interested in computers since I was a kid, so it was just a natural consequence.

How about you?

>And don't worry. Soon programming will be synonymous with terrorizing self driving cars if companies continue to refuse to open source their software to professional security testing.
Jesus I can see that happening! They probably believe that closing their sources will equal to increased security, except that actual examples of security critical systems (i.e. operating systems) show exactly the opposite.

>And yes, awkwardness is endearing only as long as people are trying to have a conversation. There's awkward and then there's "hello darkness, my old friend" awkward.
Agreed! It's okay for people to feel awkward because of several reasons, such as nervousness and others. But when you feel like they don't want to strike up a conversation it's just uncomfortable.

(to be continued)

>>24666469
>Whelp, I'm all about the super fuzzy comfortable pajama pants, blankets, plush toys and pillows everywhere. Can't get more comfortable than that, dear sir!
Oh god definitely, I'd live like that every single day if possible! That's super comfortable!

>It's funny because throughout my schooling, everyone was flipping attractive to the point that you get desensitized to it and start looking for other traits (which are often not there, sadly).
That's kinda cool as you can truly get past the shallowness of looks! But it's sad that people are shallow for the most part nonetheless...

>I'm not completely familiar with the lifestyle of Chileans (though I hear it's pretty stable compared to its neighbors). I personally am slowly getting fed up with Canada. Just the corruption and lack of population caring about our issues is getting to me
Our politicians are corrupt as fuck too. It is pretty stable though, we don't have major conflicts and poverty is in acceptable levels although people do struggle to pay the bills a LOT. Isn't Canada basically so much calmer and relaxed than the US?

>(Quebec (one of our provinces) is completely different though).
I've heard they're trying to get their own government, is this true?

>>24666518
Hey! I'm so sorry, my internet died on me and my router was being an ads. I actually need to go to sleep now. I'd like to continue our chat later, and reply to what you wrote. Do you have Steam?

>>24666635
Email me your steam here: adestra at gmail.com

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>ASL
20/F/Canada

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
1. Very high sex drive
2. Confident and logical, not one for being emotional or arguing
3. Financially stable, ambitious with my future
4. Can cook very well
5. I try to improve myself and I would try to help us both advance

>Why people should date you
I am compatible with confident, intelligent people who also know what they want and have high expectations. I'm understanding and you will be comfortable. I can be serious or very silly.

>>24666348
I'm on my mobile right now, and I don't have a kik or anything like that. Wish I was prepared

>>24666920
Well, if you decide to start using kik, sling a text my way

kik: blutard

>>24665843
Into wyte wimin?

>>24666959
Okay, I just messaged you. My username ends in cook

>>24667021
I got it.

There's nothing wrong with Crash, btw.

Better late than never?

>>24664559
I'm a little worried to because I know so many from 4chan and I'd feel embarrassed if they knew.
However, if you'd like to post a throwaway email, I'd be happy to send a recording to you! I always like sending voice clip emails to people.

>>24664585
It might sound like it, but I'm pretty sure I'm not underestimating my looks. I'm just vague and don't like talking about it, so it sounds like something insignificant most women would stress over.
I've only skimmed through the posts, but it seems like this was a wonderful idea for a thread with the way things are going for people.

>>24666012
>You sound like a nice person
As do you! Especially so for that fondness of baking and that caring side towards animals and people. If you're still here, what kinds of sweets do you enjoy making? I'm also curious what your voice is like since you mentioned people comment on it.

>ASL
25/M/SE US
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
I'm extremely loyal to the people I care about

I bring a decent bit of life experience for being relatively young.

I've a very even temper and will always opt to talk through disputes and try to bring perspective along with common ground.

Spontaneity

I like supporting peoples ambitions

>Why people should date you?
I stand by and encourage my loved ones to reach for the things they want, am genuinely attentive, and hold a wholehearted belief in bringing two lives together and growing as an entity. I mostly like to keep almost everything a bit goofy, building a comfortable atmosphere. Also, I don't mind clingy people as long as it's not insane.

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>>24663168

Funny? Funny how? Are you a clown? Are you here to fucking amuse me?

24/F/Southeast

Five things:
I make $88k annually as an ICU nurse
I own my own home and car
I come with no mental health disorders or traumatic baggage
Relatively in shape could be better
No financial debt or loans

Why?
I'm into kinky sexy and have a high drive
Low maintenance
Into PC gaming and otaku shit
Independent
I'm a cute ginger~

>>24662632
Cool thread. I bring what anyone else doesn't.

Everything material is acquirable.

>>24667717

88k at 24, your own home and car.

Hmm..

>>24667717

Dont date because you are always on call?

>>24667791
Doubting? That's fine. Night shift ICU nurses get paid $35 an hour and I work 60 hours a week, which includes every weekend which is $40 an hour. The car is 2013 Honda Fit. Paid off this past April. House is a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath. Old, nothing fancy.
It's not hard when you work a lot.

>>24667816
Don't date because I work shitty, long hours and am essentially a work-a-holic. Plan on going back to school for my DNP, so I don't even really have any time for anything serious. Last relationship ended because I was to 'distant' and always busy. He told me he felt too much like the roles were reversed in the relationship.

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>>24667819

Hard to believe is all.

Well done you on making it in life.

>>24667832
It's 4chan. No one believe anything, hah.

>>24667829

That is pretty impressive. I used to work 60+hour weeks too. Not fun. Night shifts take dedication. Shame about the last relationship. I can get the feeling distant thing but everything else sounds like a cop-out on their part.

>>24667839
Yeah, it's not fun at all. They drain you and take a tool on your body. I feel so old since starting nights. I've considered switching to days but I like my night diff too much, haha.
Eh. I mean, I get it. If I were to make a section for 'why to not date me' it would be because I'm too independent and not much like the 'traditional' woman. I don't cook or clean (I'm not a slob though), I'd rather have sex than cuddle, I don't need to see or talk to you all the time, etc. I'd rather work and have the man be at home doing all the chores.

>>24667846

I am a big fan of nights too. I scaled back on my work and it has been okay but I do miss it sometimes.

Nothing wrong with being independent. And I am sure many people can appreciate being kinky in the bedroom. Not sure about staying home all the time though.

Do you have a skype? Or an email?

>>24667865
[email protected]

>>24667871

Sent.

>>24667666
[email protected]

all yours

>>24662632
23, F, Eu.

>Domestic as fuck. I cook and bake pretty well, I actually enjoy taking care of the house.
>Very loving and caring, supportive, affectionate.
>Financially independent, good career prospects.
>Fairly interesting to talk to - knowledgeable, curious, and funny sometimes.
>Upfront and direct, decent communicator, rarely gets angry.

Because I like spoiling the people I love, and I make their well-being the most important thing in my life. And I am a decent person overall.

Nice thread, OP.

>>24667964
You sound like perfect wife material, good luck

>>24667964

Ah, another fellow european. Yeah, I should have thought of something like this, OP's a good guy.

I'm also way over knowledgeable for any sane person. That's why I'm here.

Profile: >>24666067, tell me if you wanna chat.

>>24666012
>This is harder than usual deal of plugging in info in other threads of this nature
That's the idea! And I think it's because most threads are about "what others can do for me" whereas here the question is reversed. Hence why it is more difficult.

>>24667666
>>24667964
>>24668071
OP here, thank you! I'm glad that you liked it!

>>24667729
Thank you! And how about non-material things?

>>24667666
I'll post a vocaroo in the thread in a few hours, since today I'm hanging out with my granny and helping each other with some stuff.

As far as baking goes, I'll bake just about anything, since I've been tinkering off and on since I was a kid. These days I enjoy stuff like muffins and sometimes brownies, and I want to try my hand at a cake, but I then I'm eating a cake by myself. Also done stuff like biscuits and cookies, since it's almost always cheaper to make your own instead of paying from the store, unless they're marked down to like 50% off.

>>24662632
24/M/San Jose, CA

>Looking for an open-minded woman
>Financially stable, at the outset of a profitable career in game design
>Currently in a long-term (>3 years) open relationship with an Asexual girl who is close to being financially stable
>Decent cook (definitely not Gordon Ramsay but my friends all love my cooking)
>Semi-introverted
>Not fat but not fit (yet, am currently working on it)
>My only drugs are Cannabis (not a stoner), mushrooms, and sex
>Fairly average 7" cock (and I know how to use it)
>Experienced Hypnotist (if you don't know what this means for the bedroom then feel free to ask)

I find pleasure in the small moments spent with friends and lovers. Gaming and talking with close friends is my favorite pastime.

I find happiness in the happiness of those close to me.

While dominant in bed I use that dominance to worship my lover's body and delight in showing them the furthest limits of pleasure the human brain is capable of comprehending.

Feel free to contact me whenever, I'm usually quite fast to respond but Discord is gonna be the fastest.

Contact: [email protected]

You can also find me on Discord as Nosefag#2104.

>>24662649
contact?

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27/M/US
>A loving, caring, supportive nature.
>Willing to compromise and work with my partner to improve the relationship or myself.
>Patience and understanding.
>Honestly and straightforwardness, communication is key.
>Loyalty, respect and devotion

I'm someone that has a lot of love to give and receive.
I'll go to hell and back for the ones I love.
I have no interest in unhealthy or toxic relationships.
I'm not interested in having a relationship just for the sake of it's self, but to build something for the future.
I'm someone that could make a good husband and a great father someday.

>>24667021
I am interested in talking to you as well! I hope I am not too late for this. You sound like a great person and well, my kik is Pheldagryff, hope you can message me.

>>24667666
And here be a vocaroo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jd6O6lFeJF

>>24669417
I'm not even gay and you sir have a sexy voice. Good show.

>>24669417
Holy shit.
Your voice is seriously so fucking sexy.

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25/USA/F

•Im active and always open to new things
•when I'm passionate about something I give it my all
•I give some badass hugs and more...
•I work two jobs and take care of myself.
•Im blunt, I act like one of the guys more than a "girl" I would rather be building an enguine then getting my nails done.

Why date me? Honestly don't. All my relationships I accept people flaws and I try way to hard to make it work then when it doesn't it lights up in flames. So yep I'm better single...

21/Male/Illinois

>Able to become emotionally invested without being clingy
>Slightly taller than average, decent body, decent face
>Always looking to do something new or exciting
>College dropout but ok job, ~34K/yr
>Best conversationalist I have ever meant

People should date me if they want good discussions covering myriad topics. Mild kink, high libido. They enjoy some of the finer things and some of the mundane ones. Oh - and like Tarantino and Kanye

>>24669666
Oh add this to reasons

>satan trips, dubs, 69, and almost sextuples

>>24667891
I'm not sure if you got it, but I did send a recording!

>>24668613
>>24669417
That sounds wonderful and I'm guessing you have quite the sweet tooth! Brownies are a favorite of mine as well. I have a recipe I really deck out with dark chocolate ganache and buttered/salted pecans. The secret is adding coffee into them instead of just water, butter and coconut oil for an extra dose of flavor and fudginess. They're obviously absolutely horrible for you, so they're usually only made for parties where I can wreck everyone's day just a little.
Is there a type of cake you have your eye on? There are so many different types. I recently made a fruit cake for the first time...I think it needed more liquid, but it had a nice flavor even though the cake has a bad wrap.

And you do have a very handsome voice! Do you make a lot of recordings? The quality sounded fantastic despite vocaroo not being the best site for quality. I realized earlier today my headset was getting close to being dead, so I had to suck it up and order and actual microphone.

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>>24669721
I admit to cheating a bit on vocaroo, since it sucks. I just popped open Audacity and recorded it in there, removed the noise, then uploaded it as a MP3 to vocaroo. I've found that to be the best way to have quality, yet be easy for others to have access to listen.

Your brownie recipe sounds pretty neat, and the thought of adding coffee instead of water never crossed my mind before. I might have to try that out sometime in the near future. In regard to cake, nothing fancy. Maybe even a dull white cake and some milk, just because I haven't had any good ones for awhile now. If I could go full ham, wouldn't mind trying an ice cream cake, but I bet the budget to make it is more than just buying one, and all the prep.

As far as recordings goes, I've done a few as podcasts for the past on Youtube stuff, and I also do some video stuff now and then as well. Was trying to get a degree to break into radio, but it seems that most people are pushing away from it and doing podcasts now, which has caused me to swap focus and now major in photography. Going to attach a pic of a baby bluejay I found in the rain one day while heading to class, who didn't mind me hanging around him. Also recorded a video of me just chatting with him on Youtube.

Now I'm just sitting here playing some vidya, since I'm having some downtime. Trying to decide what MMO to maybe play, or work more on the Pokemons and some backlog, possibly to be the bane of existence and upload for LP / review purposes.

If you're interested in talking off site, you can reach me at [email protected] or post your preferred method, and I'll probably have some account to share.

>>24669565
>>24669580
With encouragement like that, I might have to consider popping into the sexy audio there here on /soc/ sometime

>>24668053
Thank you!

>>24668071
I don't think we'd be a great match, to be honest.
If you want to have a chat, I'm here.
>>24668807
You sound like a good guy. I like the picture you chose.

>>24666012
I like the way you write. And your voice! You should definitely try the sexy audio thing.

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>>24671393
Thanks I hear that from time to time, but if there's one thing I learned about being a "good guy" is that it's never enough.
Again thanks I'm not that big into art, but I love his work.

>>24662632
25/M/USA

>Have a job related to major
>Own my own of the year car
>Good with money
>Excellent at analyzing people
>Focuses on you during sex (which I have been told is a major plus)

The last two is probably why I been told I'm a great boyfriend, always focusing on their needs. Also, no one has ever complained about me, parents just seem to naturally like me too.

>ASL
25/F/CA

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
Anyone else feel like this wording makes it sound like we're listing what we have to offer as a third in a threesome? Anyway, here are 5 things I have to offer in a potential relationship with one person:

1. Terrible humor. I figure this is a perk as long as you like dad jokes.

2. Decent massages. Multiple people have told me I should become a masseuse.

3. I'm affectionate, but not overly clingy. Once I start to get physical with a partner I constantly want to touch them, but I like doing my own thing too.

4. I'm extremely faithful. When I'm into someone, I have eyes only for that person.

5. I won't judge you if you have zero friends. I'm not very social myself.

>Why people should date you?
Someone should date me if they want a partner with whom they can hide away from the rest of the world. I'm up for whatever it is people like to do when they get out, but I default to homebody mode.

>>24672043
>Anyone else feel like this wording makes it sound like we're listing what we have to offer as a third in a threesome?
OP here, how does it? Because that wasn't my intention at all (and I don't think in terms of threesomes anyways)

>>24672085
Not saying you meant it that way. Just in my head "to a potential couple" sounds like I'm not included in that couple. It's probably only me. No need to worry.

>>24672162
Ohhhhh no no I think I get what you mean! Haha, I said "couple" as a generalization of "girlfriend/boyfriend". But I get it, my apologies.

>>24672171
No apologies necessary. It's not like anyone's going to think that's what you meant. I just thought it was slightly funny.

Again
> Terrible humor.

>Three words
>Five
>Thousand
>Dollars
>Cash

>>24672185
Oh

OH

Well fuck the internet for being unable to translate a bad joke. Ha. This is now a threesome thread?

>>24672188
>Three words
>Lists four

>>24665843
>- I call instead of text
Gosh, that's little point which *can* make a big (positive) difference.
>- I want to support you just as much as I want you to support me. Badass team of two.
What happened to this? I'm searching for the same, but it seems people got rare with this idea. What happened to relationships and the idea of supporting each other?

>>24672200
> This is now a threesome thread?
No! The last thing I need is some couple trying to get me to be their unicorn.

>>24672221
Unicorns are magical and rare, it may be a good idea after all.

I'm joking! Of course I don't want this thread to become like the dozens of similar threads in this board.

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28/M/US

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
1. Knows how to mix very, very good drinks. Could be a bartender.
2. Graduate school educated, in STEM. Make good money.
3. Artistically inclined, you'll probably listen to a shit ton of music you never heard of before.
4. I'll drive you everywhere. I love driving.
5. I'm incredibly loyal because I'm very discriminating with who I date. Not on the basis of looks but personality.

>Why people should date you
Honestly, you shouldn't. I suffer from severe depression and social anxiety, and every relationship I've been in has melted down catastrophically.

>>24672221
How about you be a unicorn by entering into a couple consisting of you and one guy built around love, respect and monogamy?

>>24672251
I could be that type of unicorn. But that would require finding my own unicorn.

>>24672275
What a coincidence that just happens to also be the things I want.
I also forgot to mention that I quite appreciate a well timed corny dad joke.

>>24672290
Oh good. Then how about you say other things about yourself? All I know about you is that you apparently like my sales pitch.

>>24672315
Sure why not, here's my post >>24668807

If you still have more questions we can chat on Skype or something as not to fill up the thread.
And I believe it was you who was interested in the concept I proposed.

>>24672043
You sound like a female me. I love dad jokes but only if you can take them as well as sling them.

I hate to be that guy but you sound like a really cool person so: what's your preferred contact method?

trans male, age 20, NY

>very sexual and affectionate
>loyal and submissive
>Loves learning and debating
>Very emotionally supportive and strives to make my partners feel safe and comfortable
>very communicative, when I trust someone enough I can talk to them about anything and everything.

I was raised by parents who treated each other like shit and their actions taught me how NOT to treat my partners. I strive to do the opposite of what they did, and I hope to someday make a happy home for whoever i end up sharing my life with.

>>24662757
>literal sense
like cuddling wise?

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>ASL
turning 20 in 8 days/Male (trap)/ Central Texas
>5 things you can offer to a potential gf/bf
I like to cook for people
I'm really good at writing so I can write you gay stuff
I'm disabled so along with doing commish work with my writing i can bring in some guaranteed income
I've been told I'm an amazing cuddler
Titty and dick at the same time
>Why people should date you?
Because I'm pretty consistently affectionate and helpful. I have a shit-ton of good advice evidently.

>>24666635
Er, I hope that you're still around. I responded.

>>24672336
Oh, I didn't realize that was you since your ID changed. Yay, guy who sounds like he wants marriage and kids! Can we do Kik? I always feel like I have to answer right away on Skype, and I'm supposed to be writing a paper right now.

>>24672358
Isn't that kinda what this thread is for? I prefer Kik, but I'm going to be a bit busy fyi. I honestly wasn't expecting people to respond.

>>24672437
Yeah I was mobile posting, I'm working right now so I might not have the most expedient responses.
Kik: RedSnapperPizza

>>24672448
>>24672358
>>24668697
Oh wait, sorry, I didn't see your other post. I'm only interested in completely monogamous relationships. If you just want to see if we can be friends though, go ahead and disregard this.

>>24672507
My kinks are pretty limited, but it couldn't hurt to chat.

>>24672507
>to have a kinky relationship
I don't know how well you know this, but not everybody wants or likes kinky relationships, girls and guys, myself included.

>>24672448
I guess you're right. I don't mind busy, patience is a virtue I should practice more anyways.

My kik is "Nosefag".

Let's try this:

26/M/UK

Things I can offer:

1. I'm, um
2. er
3. fuck

Nothing it turns out.

>>24672616
Read the examples in the thread and try again. I thought that nothing would come out, but I was wrong.

>>24672647

Alright. To the best of my ability:

1. I have my own place (as in I rent not bought), don't live with my parents, so you can stay over
2. I have a job; not a good one and no career path, but I won't need to ask you for money
3. I'm into videogames so if you're into videogames we can talk about those
4. I like making terrible jokes sometimes so if you're a fan of puns it might be good

I can't think of a fifth right now.

>>24672699
Fifth one. Are you honest? Maybe you're a homebody or like to go out and stroll? Or maybe you like to party and do exciting stuff? How about your fitness? Are you smart and knowledgeable? Loyal? I don't know, anything. You can think of something, I believe in ya.

People think they want something but then they get exactly that and dont want it at all. All my relationships were just poor choices on my part. The two i truly loved where the worst simply because they thought i was one thing when i was something entirly different. First one wanted a "qt neet husbando" but couldnt handle my independence. The other one was obsessed with her imaginary friend, not me. The ones in between were just poor choices based on being bored and lonely. What i dont offer is a 100%stable all the time relationship nor somebody who will always be the same. Ive changed over the years and have my own experiences and life. Ive done a lot with myself even been to culinary school. Im 22 and live and work in nyc. Live alone, have plants, car, cat. I just do me and hopefully one day somebody will (actually) want that.

I think video games are boring, i pirate tv shows, listen to feely screamy music and make french pastry. Love me.

>>24672700

>Fifth one. Are you honest?

Eh. I try to be, but honestly I'll feign ignorance/naivety to get out of trouble sometimes, and I lie by omission to my friends/family about my life. So I guess not that much.

>Maybe you're a homebody or like to go out and stroll? Or maybe you like to party and do exciting stuff?

Homebody. Prefer to stay at home and game/watch anime. Not really a fan of parties, clubs, bars or exciting stuff in general.

>How about your fitness?

Woof. None of the fitness.

>Are you smart and knowledgeable? Loyal? I don't know, anything. You can think of something, I believe in ya.

Well, I thought I was smart, then I flunked my degree. I know tons of useless trivia thanks to the internet but nothing too useful. Loyal? I don't know, maybe? It's not really anything unique to me.

>>24672727
>It's not really anything unique to me.
It doesn't need to be unique. It needs to be part of you. You don't have to have that one outstanding feature, because you're not that feature to begin with, you're the entire mix of things that makes you a human.

Listing five things about you won't fully describe yourself. It will give us an idea of who you are, however.

>>24672700
I like how you're helping this guy out, OP. You seem like a nice person.

>>24672767
Oh. Heh. Thank you...!

>>24672742

I guess my issue is I've never been in a relationship so I don't know if anything I have to offer is of value to someone else or just something that anyone else can provide.

Like, being a decent human being isn't really anything. That's like minimum requirements.

>>24672958

that's weird, why did I change ID?

>>24672958
Just be honest with yourself and see what happens. Even if you're just someone that admits they're just someone that wouldn't mind listening to someone or trying to be there for them and give them some sort of advice / feedback, that's not a bad thing to do. Incorporate your hobbies and interests, and that's about five unique things right there.

And maybe at the end of the day you might be someone who's so grounded in reality that you may seem a bit dull and uninteresting as far as you know, but it gives you a chance to explore and see what works, and just taking the chance opens doors where that won't open without that first step.

>>24672962
Phone posting or dynamic IP?

19/f/

>I love cooking and baking for people I love
>I know how to communicate
>I'm independent but loyal
>I love sex with my special person
>I look after myself and respect myself

date me because I'll always do everything in my power to make you happy but we're both emotionally mature enough to not be co-dependent.

>>24672983

Both, I think.

And thanks for the advice. I don't know if I'll be able to use it but the effort is appreciated.

>>24673017
When you people say you can cook, like do you hace real training? Who do you cook for? How do you know your good, who tells you? Like everybody here is "a good cook" but im entirly sure only a max of 3 people actually are. Not being combative just asking.

>>24673061

Well, most people learn to cook from their parents and family, or a little from school and courses. But since not being able to cook isn't much of an issue any more, people who say they like to cook, usually actually do enjoy cooking, unlike most people who just see it as a chore that you need to carry out in order to not die of starvation.

The quality of the food is entirely dependent on where they're from and what culinary culture they've adopted.

>>24662632
>28/male/Chicago
>I'm intelligent.
>I'm funny.
>I've been paid to write fiction, journalism and film.
>I'm not overweight or overly skinny and will be purchasing a gym membership soon.
>I'm not politically correct, but I'm also not a racist, misogynist scumbag.

Skype:tcella37

>>24673121
I mean i dropped 15k on school for it and all it is is a chore. Im fucking amazing and have done it professionally but its not difficult to actually do, its difficult to be good which is what im questioning.

>ASL
20/F/UK
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
1. I literally give the best head, and my libido is crazy.
2. I love to cook, I'm good at it, baking too.
3. I'm very emphatic and I'm a good listener, I know relationships aren't one sided. I want to listen to my partner's problems as well and help solve them.
4. (I'm chubby+thicc) BUT, I have a very cute face.
5. I roll great joints.
>Why people should date you?
I'm pretty chill about a lot of things, I'm not a very stressy person. I really love sex and have a crazy libido so I would want to be fucking at least twice a day. I love cuddling up and chilling whilst he plays video games, or going out, either to explore or maybe a rave idk. Though I'll be honest, I'm fragile so you'd have to take care of me.

>>24673296
Again with this meme. What makes you "good". Anybody can do it.

>>24673338
You cannot really measure somebody's skill on something, that's some subjective shit. People like her cooking, so does she, period.

>>24673296

Hey, wanna shoot the shit?

What a lovely way to procrastinate.

>ASL
26/F/SoCal

>5 things you can offer
1. I love to laugh and make others laugh.
2. I'm empathetic and give great advice.
3. Great conversationalist, enjoy witty banter.
4. I'm pretty interesting, or so I've been told (artistic, well-read, etc).
5. I'm super genuine and devote myself whole-heartedly to what I care about (hobbies, school, people).

>Why people should date you?
I think I'm a good person and I'm always trying to improve. The right partner would make my life better just as much as I'd try to do the same in return, yknow?

I'm a great friend, which I think makes me a great partner. I also happen to be cute imo, and my personality is somehow simultaneously cute, laid-back, and stubborn.

But lol this is 4chan and I'm chubbyfat so whatever

>>24673364
Sure, got kik or skype?

27/M/Switzerland

>I want to do my best to be deemed reliable.
>I want to her to feel safe and loved.
>I want to improve myself in every aspect, constantly.
>I want to surprise her by making her see that in spite of appearances there is a world behind me of things to discover and share, same as he.
>I want to learn again to love someone that makes my heart beat again and allow her to own it.

I don't think they should. I haven't been in a good relationship in a long time. But I want to fight away my apathy and I enjoy having long-term friends and decent people to develop something special with.

>>24663248
You seem like an interesting person anon. I doubt being ugly is an obstacle to find the right relationship, but also this: many women think they're ugly when they're not full of themselves, and in reality they're just normal people, if not actually beautiful. I'm not from the US, but I would be happy to get to know more an artsy person very into video games that is loyal, supportive and understanding.

>>24663787
you seem like an amiable person anon, dedicated to her partner in spite of being polyamorous.

>>24665826
You're an intriguing person anon, I can relate a lot on the wrong ones part.

>>24665843
>i call instead of text
the rest of the post was already quite good, but this one made me smile.

>>24666018
You'll do well in life adorable ball of worries, all the best.

>>24666078
You're very confident anon, it's a very nice trait.

>>24666233
And I smiled again because I'm exactly like that.

>>24666789
lovely image chocie

>>24667666
In spite of the triplets you sound more and more nice with every replies, and full of nice interests too.

>>24667717
I'm very proud of you anon for being an ICU nurse, and aside from your achievements I find it nice you're in healthcare. I might actually shoot you an email.

>>24667964
>I make their well-being the most important thing in my life
That's very sweet anon, makes me glad someone would write something like this.

>>24673383
>What a lovely way to procrastinate.
Haha, you're welcome!

>>24673408
Dude was it necessary to respond to every single girl in this thread?

>>24673132
I'm gonna add you on skype to talk about writing, but hopefully I can get you to talk about music too

>>24666018
I'm interested kik:clthr0w4y

>>24673408
continuing, whew

>>24672043
why hide from the world when you can rule it together?

>>24673017
I really like the last sentence in your post.

>>24673296
Sex isn't anything anon, but you seem like a caring person that really wants to help her partner as best as she can with cooking or anything else she can. I'm inappropriate, but I'd say to put those as a quality first.

>>24673383
best friends can be found no matter how chubbyfat you are. And you won't stay chubbyfat forever.

>>24672381
very nice guitar anon

>>24671966
you're probably a very attractive guy anon.

>>24669417
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jd6O6lFeJF
I almost dropped from the chair when you made that joke, but you have a nice voice anon.

>>24668807
your dreams are nice. I wonder often if one should actually even need to compromise in a relationship where people are communicative and come often to mutual understanding. I hope you can find a good healthy relationship anon.


This actually seems like a great thread, I wasn't expecting it after writing my post, which now I feel is kinda lame compared to all the other nice ones here. I think I'll actually leave my contacts if anyone I mentioned or someone else is interested in talking: email is safewordthrowaway, kik is personalthrowaway

>>24673359
Yes you can. Just because your family doesnt know what good is doesnt mean your good. I went to achool and studied it for years. Ive had thousands of people and nationally rated chefs tell me i am good. Theres a massive difference. Being "good" at cooking is just a cop out for finding a real reason your worth anything when it comes to dating. How about your a human being that grows and wants to learn and keep sucking until they are the best at x. Its silly to read everybody claiming this over and over when they are probably all shit.

>>24673414
I'm coming from a horrible, disastrous day and taking my time to try and communicate with people to fight away apathy, and generally I enjoy communicating, so yeah. It's not every girl also, there are just more girls than males replying here and I don't always have something to say. You put it in a way that's a bit bad OP.

>>24673449
Wha? No, I don't think that you get it. With that mindset you will never consider yourself good at anything. Everyone can perfect themselves, but denying that you can do something reasonably well is also degrading to your own skills. Besides nobody cares if you're the best at cooking, so long as you are good enough.

And some of us like having a good cook, you know? If I was one I'd definitely list it.

>>24673453
I am sorry about your bad day, but yes I am putting it as if it was a bad thing. I have seen tons of posts all across 4chan with multiple, unneeded quotes, and it's generally seen as bad form unless you're actually following multiple threads of conversation.

But that's just me. You do as you please, I can't do shit about it.

>>24673497
Are you smoking crack? Im an amazing cook. Im not only good at my trade but i can teach it too. Its you that clearly doesnt understand what im saying. Fucking normies i swear. To be fair im the one invading your board so i shouldnt complain. Go back to your fantasy land and forget i ever posted while i complain that nobody finds me interesting niw that im not suffering anymore. Rip me.

>>24673497
The conversations sadly happened too late, and I'd feel it would be a bit ruder to intrude when two/more people are already conversing on something and I just want to insert myself there. Also sorry if it got you a bit annoyed because of it, it wasn't my intention.

>>24673514
Aside from the fact that shitting on someone's thread for no reason is not really a good way of starting a conversations, your point could be actually properly discussed if you didn't react so negatively and in such a trolling/feeling way anon. A good cook should have a big heart to put love into his actions, not just his creations.

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I dont bring much, i have baggage.. baggage that has acquainted me with overcoming challenges. I'm a good listener and am generally relatable. I am funny sometimes, kinda laid back.

Financially I hold my own. I'm not a sugar daddy, I have goals of my own.
I'm confident in the important ways, not very cocky outside of humor. Im really smart and am not afraid of saying it because I'm open to people challenging that.

But I'm majorly depressed with post traumatic anxiety from a horrible past. I'm not always able to communicate and get sucked into autistic projects to take my mind off the world. I get negative and cynical. Generally clingy. Sort of reclusive.

>>24673541
The greatest chefs are all fuckinng assholes because stress is all there is to being a cook. Something you know nothing of since you dont know this world. why do you think im trolling in some way for calling you out? Just dont respond. Take it as food for thought.

>>24673544
I'm sorry about your past anon. But you need to focus on your good qualities, not the bad ones. They're there and are there to be enhanced and helped from your own good spirit, don't forget that. Having projects and hobbies is also not exactly a bad thing, as long as you don't get overabsorbed by them.

>>24673554
I'm not the same person you were responding to anon, I'm not OP. But mostly it's because of the phrase about normie and feeling overlyhated or inadequate.

And I can imagine the stress you have to face, I have friends and relatives in the field, I couldn't even watch how cruel those assholes were when judging them or forcing them to do stuff and take the merits. That's why I say that you should put forward your qualities when you are capable of doing good stuff. As in: use the thread yourself, don't pick on someone that feels good about their cooking just to put forward your own skill in a pejorative way.

>Take it as food for thought.
but 10/10 conclusion related to the talk :D

>>24673541
>The conversations sadly happened too late
The thread still has life going for it. Eh, whatever works nonetheless.

>your point could be actually properly discussed if you didn't react so negatively and in such a trolling/feeling way anon
This is why I don't even bother to respond to him.

>>24673554
Just one thing: separate professional cooking from home cooking. Different goals altogether even if both imply feeding, and some of us like to feed/be fed by our SO.

We're not demeaning your professional area so no need to be feely touchy about it. We're talking about it in a super homely way.

>>24673579
I already posted. Ive accepted a while ago that im just another background guy on this board. Rather just angrypost and pretend like its not and be noticed ;__;

>>24673598
You know... Angryposting is a sure fire way to not get noticed by anybody, because nobody likes self-pitying people.

And, you know, I've noticed that this thread not only has more input from females, but people are also communicating more than in other threads. You should really, really try again with less self-pity and more confidence about yourself.

>>24673598
>>24673615
I was about to reply to you precisely as OP replied in his own, repost again with more confidence and just try, even if just for friends purposes, this time and the next time do it with confidence and less pessimism. As you can see from my post I know my flaws, but I also know I have qualities that can fairly put them in the shadows, and I'm sure you do too.

24/m/TX (210)

1. I have a reasonable amount of money and come from a decently well-off family.

2. I have what most people would consider a cool job that doesn't take much time and pays very well. It leaves me with free time to dedicate to someone else and my hobbies.

3. I end up travelling internationally for my job a few times a year and would consider letting her come with me, depending on the place.

4. I'm a very stable person, emotionally, with traditional values and dedication to my partner.

5. I take care of myself - gym, etc. Would also be willing to help my partner do the same with encouragement and support.

My problem is mainly that I don't get out and socialize. I almost never drink and my hobbies are mostly solitary(male dominated as well), so there aren't many opportunities for me to connect with people.
Doesn't help that my standards are high. :^)

>>24673644
u sound like a cool guy. keep it up and u will find some1

>>24673654
Thanks, friend.
Enjoy your weekend.

28/M/CA

I procure many Mosin Nagant rifles made from Izchevsk Mechanical Works and 28.5 Metallic can of cartridge. If have love for me you can have use of ammunition cartridges and perhaps rifle if not own one. On first date we talk of love for party and glorious heroes of past is a must.

>>24673689
No Tula?

>>24673644
you seem very mature, almost ideal. are you looking for a girlfriend?

>>24673716
Looking, probably not finding.
I'm not going to waste my time, or anyone else's, with long-distance memes, so they would basically need to live reasonably close.

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>>24663168
>great at managing money
>woman

30 m nj

Electrical engineer, have a decent paying job. I feel that I'm a good father, I always put my kids first.
empathetic towards others, would give the cloths off my back for anyone. Loyalty is a big thing for me. Honesty is also huge.

>Protection (Fit, Muay Thai and boxing)
>Big dick
>Counsel

24/M

Weed.

>>24673760
Also
>No addictions
>Relatively level headed

>>24662632
>ASL
29/f/USA
>>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
I can cook pretty well
I will not judge you for that one weird, inexplicable kink.
Never cheated on anyone, even when given lots of opportunities
capable of entertaining myself- like to read and dabble in random creative hobbies and play tabletop games.
Resourceful and adaptable- I've worked as a phone psychic, a personal assistant, written people's college papers for them, done tech support at a call center, did taxes at HR Block, I cut my own hair and used to cut my uncle/brother/ex bf's hair so well people thought it was done professionally, etc.

>>Why people should date you?
Fuck I have no idea, but seems like several people want to. I think I'm a pretty shit tier human being, honestly.

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>>24662632
21/M/Scandinavia

>I'm soon to own my own house
>I own a car
>Financially stable,
>Can fix cars and tend to housestuff
>Kind of handsome and muscular, veins popping out of deltoids and arms. 186 cm/93 kg

>Why should people date you?
You shouldn't. I'm misogynistic and can't give a shit about social interaction. My perspective of the world turned out to be depressing as fuck and i'm most likely homosexual.

19/M/US
Inheritance, baby.
>Cool coasting into death.

>>24673793
What makes you think of being a shit tier human being in spite of all the good things you do to yourself and others? You're so full of resources anon.

>>24673811
I wonder if maybe focusing more on yourself with some relax away from relationship seeking might help in changing the world prospect you have. I would say to get into conversations in real life without thinking too much out of them anyway.

>>24673827
It took me a really long time to come up with that list, and when I first saw this thread, all I could think was "No one should date me."

Also, I have a lot of other stuff that's less than ideal about my life right now, and it's been getting me down for the last couple of months. But thanks for the pep talk, anon!

>ASL
21/M/USA

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
1) I'm a fairly compassionate person and it's been said that I'm comforting to be around.
2) I can carry a conversation pretty well which might benefit a quieter/more awkward partner.
3) I'm a relatively sane and stable person. I can be someone's emotional support without too much stress to my own well being.
4) I'm a university student with a pretty bright future (although I know that's not as good as already having a significant amount of established wealth and/or income).
5) I've been told that I'm a good source of body heat.

>Why people should date you?
I know this isn't quite what the question is asking, but people should date me if they like who I am as a person and we have a certain chemistry together that can't be found elsewhere. It also doesn't hurt if they think I'm cute.

>>24673443
tfw it's a 6-string bass

>>24673850
Hmm the same happened to me as soon as I came in this thread after preparing mentally some things to say and thinking that they were worthy to speak out loud. People here are great, but a human being isn't just a list of qualities or bad qualities, there is more to them. I remember watching a video, Beautifully Imperfect from Yasmin Ahmad, where a wife talks about the husbands imperfections, and how those made him the person that she came to love. But I do relate a lot with your words, because I constantly think about them, and because I often think that my life at the moment prevents me from doing normal stuff that people do, going out, trying to get activities prepared to entertain and spend a good time with your partner, and so on. Personally I often think that with both of the people putting genuinely effort, care and understanding into a relationship, even small little things like being together at home, just relaxing like animals would do in front of a fireplace while the rain can be heard outside, or simply staying together to read in the same room/watching things, doing activities, not necessarily being always together but realizing that there is comfort in a caring silence, would be enough for me already and maybe for someone that knows it's important to slowly explore a person and the little things they can bring before life gets better.
I don't know what's getting you down in the last months, but it sounds kind of stressful. I hope it will somehow get better soon, and you will get some breathing air from these problems. I'm going to sleep now, but if you wouldn't mind talking from time to time, write me an email to [email protected] (you can also add me on skype by omitting the provider), I'll get back to you as soon as I can and talk until you want to.

>>24673883
oh man sorry, I totally didn't notice that I had written guitar because I thought "I could play the guitar like in <cartoon> and make a band." Have really not slept today.

>>24673950
Ay no worries man. Behind it is an 8 string fretless anyway.

>ASL
18/mtf/USA

>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
1. You'll be better than me at vidya
2. I have no self esteem, so you'll never have to worry about me cheating on you :)
3. I will give you attention forever
4. I hope I'm qt but I'm probably not
5. I'm into all sorts of kinky shit

>Why people should date you?
I have no redeeming qualities but if you'll help me pay for hormones then I can be your qt gf?

It's hard to figure out what I bring to a relationship because I'm really shy and every girlfriend I've ever had never gave me the chance to show how I can be

>>24662632
18/f/usa

>can speak 4 languages
>good at academics
>pretty and sexually willing
>devoted
>indifferent to literally everything

idk if people should date me. im pretty consumed and delusional. but i havent gotten angry since i was a young child. so maybe if you like girls with cool temperaments.

>>24674206
What are those 4 languages?

>>24674206
Pretty and sexually willing? I'm interested, also if you're angry you're better at sex :D

>>24674206
Any specific academics you excel at or is just in general?

>>24674206
Makes me sorry to hear you're pretty consumed and delusional. I feel often consumed from life, but I'm way older so I wonder what happened to you so far. Also, please share which are the 4 languages :D

>>24662632
18/m/us
Jack shit
I can be cucked into giving a girl free drinks

>>24675167
>Jack shit
Try again. Take examples from this thread. Maybe you've got a nice job, you're independent, funny, a good cook, you like to go out, or are a homebody, you may be intelligent, talk a lot ... I don't know, think about it for a moment. You do have redeeming features.

>>24674206

My god, I have to say this Anon, but you sound a little bit like a barbie.

You don't have things that you care about ?
I find hard to believe that people incapable of feeling angry exist outside a certain degree of psychopathy.

There is a difference between feeling angry and being it, and it's how well you can control your feelings.

care to elaborate ?

20/male/UK
>i'm extremely loyal and i don't fool around
>i don't drink smoke or do drugs
>i'm really affectionate, caring and romantic and i don't like arguing
>i have decent amount of money and i'm good at managing it
>i have relatives in a different country and i could take you there for holiday and you wouldn't have to pay for anything,

>>24673296
Where are you in the UK?

>>24662632

20/m/Ireland - bi

>crippling social anxiety
>a deep fear of commitment
>fear of intimacy
>bouts of depression
>a number of fucked up kinks

I'm obviously a catch.

>>ASL
19/f/uk
>>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
Consistently very high achiever - I'll be a stable earner
Fiercely loyal
I don't gossip so your secrets are safe with me
Low maintenance
I'm a very good gift-giver
>>Why people should date you?
Once in a relationship I'm very affectionate and can appreciate most humour. I'm pretty goofy when I'm comfortable and am willing to indulge in your interests if you like and to teach you about mine. I love little surprises (getting and giving) so I'm easy to please while also hopefully bringing you up when you're down. Admittedly I come with baggage but I'm 100% empathetic and supportive if you have yours.

>>24675658
Whats interests/hobbies do you have?

>>24675658
Shame your across the pond, Sound like quite a catch.

>>24675667
I haven't danced in ages but I'm trying to get back into ballet - it was a big passion of mine. I'm quite creative - I like experimenting with different media. I used to be a big gamer but kinda weaned myself off that a few years ago but I can play casual shit like League to let off some steam yaknow. I'm a bit boring in that schoolwork takes priority for me (I still go out when i'm not overwhelmed though).

> 23, diy man, musical, affluent, 17cm, loyal

> Why?
Just for fun. Love isn't rational, it's an adventure.


>>24673017
Nice. I'd date you.

>>24675677
What part of the uk are you from?

>>24675677
>>24675658
Aside from the dancing hobby (which I have it aside to learn one day), you really sound like me anon, it's pretty nice. Especially on experimenting with diffeernt media, being very loyal and being goofy with humor. What kind of job would you like to have in the future?

I bring fun to the relationship.
A kind person who likes to have adventures.

Even with me being trans, it doesn't stop me from getting a relationship

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>>24675799
And I use to be very ugly.
I look average now

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>looks
My face is below average but I'm white, 6' tall and 6.5" penis which is required by most girls so at least I meet that

>values
I take traditional masculinity very seriously and my only goal in life is to be active in my kids lives. I want to provide for and protect my wife. I've turned down girls for sex and expect a virgin wife.

>fatherhood
I'm the oldest child of an unusually large family, I've been looking after kids my whole life. A lot of men don't like kids or are scared of boogers and diapers and want to watch tv while the woman raises the kids - I'll do everything I can

>religion
Devoted, pray every day, go to service every week

>will dominate the fuck out of you
I'm constantly repressing crazy daydreams of tying girls up and taping their mouth shut etc

So if you're waiting till marriage, wants a lot of kids and also to get spanked every single day then I'm your guy

Jk that's absurd expectations for how ugly and anxious I am

What would I need to do to be good enough for that kind of girl?

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>>24662632
22/F/US

I'm very sexual
I love giving head
Good cook
Keep my body nice and tight for u
I'm submissive if u want as well

>>24675966
I have no idea, buddy. Keep going to church and try to meet a girl there, seems like that would be where you would meet girls with similar values. Maybe volunteer or join bible study groups or something. Also I think I've seen christian kink groups on fetlife so maybe you could meet a girl there. If having a virgin wife is important to you, realistically you're most likely to get that with a girl who's between 18 and 24 or so... and it's going to help if you're in that age group as well. Some girls like guys who are a little older but not usually more than a couple years.

You probably aren't as ugly as you think you are... most people aren't but a lot of guys have no fucking clue how to dress themselves or get a decent haircut or anything, and if you are shy and anxious a lot of times your body language will make you look bad...

Make sure you wear clothes that fit right- not wearing your pants too short or too low, or your shirts too big, good hygiene, etc. Work on your posture when you're walking around and try to avoid slouching, wincing, fidgeting, etc. There's no secret to getting over being anxious and learning to talk to people other than trying to practice, but some girls like shy guys, so that's okay. Just remember that girls are people, too. The biggest mistake guys make when talking to me is not talking to me like someone they could be friends with- even guys who have interesting personalities get so worried I'm going to be offended or something that they will make it hard to talk to me because they don't say much of anything other than really banal small talk. It's okay to give a girl crap a little bit, like you would with your friends, or tell her you're just sitting at home playing a video game, or whatever. Don't act like you're at a job interview and you're trying to be the perfect candidate all the time.

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I'm very smart
I have sweet and cute charakter
I have a sense of humor
I'm cheerfull and open to new experiance
I'm good person with very sensitive soul
I'm loyal

>>24676368
Where are you from?

>>24676415
EU

>>24676585
Oh that explains the wording. Germany perhaps?

>>24673296
You're exactly what I'm looking for, would love to chat and get to know you. 22/m do you have kik? No skype

>>24676589
>wording
What's wrong with them?
>Germany
Why you think so?

>>24676604
>What's wrong with them?
Oh it just doesn't read like native english. Nothing wrong with that though, I myself don't speak English natively.

>Why you think so?
Charakter instead of character.

>>24676612
Thanks for explenation

>>24676619
*explanation

23/Male/Sweden

>Political discussion (I like to discuss - not so much to debate)
>You could probably dress me like a mannequin, I have a weak fashion sense so any help is appreciated
>I don't value money, but I am good at making sure that I use what I've got in the best way
>Considering seriously getting into politics, I really do care about life in my country
>I'm extremely monogamous - I'm only sexually attacted to someone I have feelings for and know well

Why should someone date me? They shouldn't. My list is grasping at straws. I'm not really going anywhere yet, mainly because I don't know where to go and I'm really lagging behind and it's stressing me out.


People in this thread that I find interesting, even though I'm probably not very compatible with them in most cases:

>>24665843
For the intelligence, open-mindedness and sense of monogamy. Would probably have good discussions with.

>>24665826
For the affectionate traits, really. The value of that shouldn't be underestimated.

>>24666018
For the independence, and the body type, honestly.

>>24667964
For the knowledge and discussions, I don't care about being right but about having a good discussion, and proven wrong if that's the case.

>>24667717
Independence, stabile mind, good body type (probably). The kinks might be interesting, depending on what they are. PC gaming, my dude. Ginger - beautifilly freckled and pale? Shiiieeet.

>>24666789
Not one for arguing, big plus. Again, independence. Will try to help us both be better people, very big plus.

>>24675982
Loves giving head, which is like my favourite thing. If she swallows I'd wife her if even for a day. Provided pic, so I "know" she's looker.

>>24676368
For the smarts, we can probably have fun discussions if we wanted to. Sweet and cute character, can be good in the right dosage. I interpret "loyal" as "monogamous" - so big plus from me. All around positive vibes, and provided a pic so I "know" she's a QT.

>>24662632
32/m/USA (NC)
> I'm attractive. Tall, physically good shape; healthy.
> I have a good career. Financially solid. Might buy a home soon.
> I'm caring, thoughtful, empathetic, supportive, and loyal.
> No kids, no previous marriages, no major emotional baggage.
> Ambitious, and somewhat adventurous.

I take care of myself and exercise almost every day. Physical and mental self-improvement is important to me. I like learning, and visiting new places. I have positive relationships with my family members.
My biggest flaw is that I'm introverted and it's not easy to make myself open up to people.

>>24676632
Sounds really great for me

>extremely monogamous
<3

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>ASL
20 / M / USA
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
- I make decent money (not Scrooge McDuck but I do okay)
- I'm pretty funny (or so I've been told)
- I give great advice (every time a friend asks me for advice on something serious, it always works out for the better for them)
- I'm loyal and honest about literally everything (Due to my parents cheating on each other and lying constantly I can't bring myself to cheat or lie about anything)
- Stupid amounts of sexual endurance (I can cum 5 or 6 times during one sex session and have lasted for an hour and a half before.)
>Why people should date you?
Probably shouldn't honestly, I'm pretty chubby and still live with parents despite having enough money to move because I'm scared of living alone. But if you just want someone who is honest and kind then I'm your guy. I'm also 6'5".

>>24676653

Really? You know, I didn't think I'd have any response.

Do you want to talk a bit? I'd have to set up a throwaway first.

>>24662632
26/m/can
> Intelligent and love teaching.
> Learning music
> Highly inclusive
> Calm, excellent on the fly problem solver
> Frequently called cute / handsome

>>24676653

I'll be available as

Iscfy01

on Skype, if you want to talk I'll be there for the next few hours. Just tell me that you're from the thread.

26 Dude America
>sense of humor
>devotion
>never angry
>skilled with birds
>desperate attempts to minimize drama
>because you're not going to date yourself
mrdespair1990 OOPS HOW DID MY KIK GET HERE

25/M/UK

>talkative as hell, ask a lot of questions, take genuine interest in people. awkward silences don't happen
>very faithful, i absolutely could not live with myself if i cheated
>quick witted, sharp sense of humour. i usually entertain the people around me
>fairly good looking face i think (quite skinny at the moment, working on that)
>love giving head

My fiance has been my only serious relationship, so I wrote this in the form of a letter to him. I'm not looking for anyone obviously, but I like this kind of mental masturbation. I think these things are what he appreciates about me.

1. My loyalty. I've always had a strong moral code that I live by, and loyalty is at the top. As I've gotten older I've learned that our society is filled with infidelity. It makes me sad, but also proud that our relationship is more special than the relationships of so many others. I'm so happy I waited to be intimate with someone until I met you.
2. My support. You are my best friend and partner, and I will always be here to cheer you on, celebrate your accomplishments, and lift you up when you fall. We may disagree about some things, but in the end I will always defend you against everyone else.
3. My acceptance. I'm weird. You're weird. I think your game collection is neat and you think my antisocial tendencies are cute. We keep each other's embarrassing secrets and show each other all the imperfect sides of ourselves that nobody else understands.
4. My love. I wake up just to roll over and feel you next to me in the morning. You are the first and last thing I touch. I text you just to tell you that I love you when we're at work. We have to say "I love you" every time we hang up the phone or leave each other, like a ritual. I'm always thinking of you. You're the homepage in the browser of my mind.
5. This is tough. I guess I could list my cooking and homemaking skills, my career, the money I make.... maybe even my looks. However I know that when we're old and you look back on our relationship, you're not going to think, "I'm glad she made good money. I'm so happy she kept our house clean." You don't place too much importance on these things, and I love that about you. I guess that's it.

>>24675658
Hey this is me and i live in the UK as well
>>24675585
If you are interested add me on kik: atazs

>>24676632
>>24676368
>>24676653
>>24676672
>>24676759

>Nothing for hours
>Thred is hibernate

If this thread is still around tomorrow, I might drop a pic or two of myself. Maybe it'll pique some interest, maybe not.

>>24662777
Looks are a logic gate.
>Is she attractive? Y/N
>If Y, proceed to Personality Query.

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Absolutely nothing. I hate relationships. I hate people. Romfags gtfo

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26/f/us
>status
I'm introvert but I go to fundraisers, town meets, political meets, etc to get my face and name known for future career goals
>looks
Pimply, chubby ugly turned classy and decently attractive
My exes get a lot of shit of being with me. Comments like "why would you date him, you can get way better." It doesn't bother me, but gets to the guy. His self esteem plummets and chats on me to fill his ego. It's a terrible cycle but I've definitely noticed it.
>health
Not a vegan but my diet is mostly veggies
I have plants all over my place. If I had help, I would have a garden again.
Exercise often... Lift, walk, hike, run, bike, swim, dive, yoga, ballet
>loyalty/clingyness
Whichever you want to call it
I try not to let my clingyness show
>great with communication
I like to be clear without assumptions
When there's a problem, I look at the other persons view to understand where we went wrong

Other than feeling lonely these past few years because of work, uni, friends, and senpai...I'm almost well rounded. I'm praying myself for when i find the right one. I know not anytime soon though. I need to work on my career first.

>>24678715
Focus on your career for too much longer and you'll be in rough water for starting a family.

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>>24678748
Yep. This was the mistake I made.

One of them, at least.

>>24662632
25/M/NY
>Expert cunnilingus skills (funny story, made a girl cry once it was so good)
>Handy around the house, calling a plumber is basically a last resort
>Luxurious full head of hair (and no family history of baldness)
>Great sense of humor and laid back attitude
>Work well in a crisis and can handle emergencies with grace and a cool head

>>24662777
Looks are obviously an important factor but I've dated "non-conventionally attractive" women before because we clicked so well or I really enjoyed spending time with them. You learn to appreciate their looks quickly because their personality is attractive.

>>24678715

What do you do for a living if you do not mind sharing?

>>24678715
You're a very interesting person anon,it seems like you try to be ready to do your best for your health, career and relationship. You've probably not have been lucky until now, but I think you will be able to find decent people soon. It's also very nice that you exercise often with different activities, as well as your diet including mostly veggies, I'm vegan but sometimes I eat vegetarian since I'm not strict depending on the people I'm with or the occasion. For example sometimes my parents buy a product without reading all of the ingredients, and since we have enough problems together I say nothing about it and just enjoy it with them as long as it's nothing exaggerated in it like meat or fish. I don't think being clingy or loyal is a bad trait, in fact it's nice to find someone you can have some reassurance with. If you'd like to talk for a bit more you can add me with the contacts I wrote some post above yours, but for the moment I hope you find the right one soon and don't feel lonely anymore, and good luck with your career. That's something I need myself.

21m

>loyalty
>a shitton of love... and cuddling
>finishing CS at uni so I'll have a good paying job I swear, I'm also debt-free so donut worry about money I guess
>I'll always spill more spaghetti than you
>not ugly

Why date me? I promise I'll make you happy.

>>24673819
you literally have nothing else to offer?

>>24662632
19/M/Russia

1. Extremely social. I hang out with the best os the best in Moscow - poets, writers, musicians, random academics, meme page admins. When you dump me, you can go on dating a more intresting guy from my social network.
2. Twinky, pretty, extremely flexible and caring in bed. Women don't hit on me, men do - unfortunately, I am straight.
3. Absurdly large array of hobbies I can introduce you to. Starting from the basic stuff like literature and video games, tabletop RPGs and playing a piano, to more esoteric stuff - I host a philosophy club and an anthropology club at my uni.
4. Autistic in a quirky, "oops I spilled my spaghheti" kind of way. Can drop the act If you want me to, can keep playing the role.
5. I talk a lot. Music, art, politics, philosophy, economics, drugs, general culture, can and will discuss anything: I'm stupidly well-read, and stumble only at natural sciences, and even that only happens when you pass a certain threshold. Among STEM, I'm best at math.

>Why you should date me?
Eh, I hate the idea of dating, because being sincere is tough, and putting on a show in private for 5+ month is excrutiating. And my libido is of 80 years old man, I despise casual sex, and even regular sex is not that enjoyable for me. So you probably shouldn't.

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ITT: Relational elevator pitches

>ASL
26/M/WV
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
-Rationality; an obsessively logic-based perspective and opinion on anything/everything
-Openmindedness+Curiosity; the mix of the two makes me want to understand anything/everything and quick to accept as is
-The humor style of a pubescent boy who spent too many years lurking old /b/
-Complete openness; I speak my mind openly and would rather be myself and honest yet rejected/disagreed with than anxiously hide away my thoughts and worry what people might think of them
-Intimate presence; I'm always around/online and not only do I never need privacy but I'm rather intensely affectionate and enjoy intimacy quite a lot
>Why people should date you?
See the above. If you really like then ok, skype is trulyverum, if you don't like the above or it's not the best to you then sorry to have wasted your time with the reading.
glhf

22/M/ Norcal

1. Passionate and driven to find the perfect career. Working couple days and spend the remaining days doing homework or going to class.
2. Low maintenance. I'm generally fine with doing whatever. Want to go to a movie? Sounds fine. Want to stay home? Cool. Hit the town and dress up? I'm your bro.
3. Patient (within reason). Going shopping and its taking a an hour? I'll wait just within reason (pls don't make me wait around for 3 hours like relatives).
4. Outdoorsy and nerdy. Backpacking, hiking, skiing, animu, and gamin.
5. Not overweight and don't have mental issues. Job requires me to be on my feet for the entire time so I wouldn't say I'm fit fit, but I'm certainly not fat.

If you have any questions hmu. I have skype, kik, etc etc.

>>24667846
You sound like my ideal women. I'd like a kinky girl that has her own interests and doesn't need my support 24/7. That being said it'd be nice to spend the odd weekend away and hang out a bit, just not all the time.
Every women I've ever met who says shes independent and has her own interests turned out to be a typical non independent women, who's own interests happened to be stuff she did with her ex (his interests) and her only real interests are going out drinking, watching shitty tv and posting on Facebook.
Where abouts south east are you?

>>24676368
>younger Anita Sarkeesian
Fuck me, cannot unsee

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>>24676632
>>24677850

Well, as "promised", here comes the pic drop.

I'm told I have great hair quality.

19/F/Eastern WA

>I'll hang out with you whenever you want
>I'll make you a priority in life
>I don't mind you hanging out with your guyfriends, infact I love it that you do, and if we are all compatible, maybe I can even join sometimes
>I'm intimate, honest, and my greatest purpose in life is to laugh and have fun, and especially share it all with you
>I don't have a strong interest in drugs or alcohol, but I don't mind if you do that stuff a little bit- point is, you won't have to worry about me getting drunk or going crazy for some drug-person reason

>you should date me because i'm pretty darn diddily awesome, it's a damn darn diddidly shame i'm lonely af.

>>24680466
You sound amazing but I live in New Hampshire :(

MtF/23/WA/Bi
>living independently, working
>passionate about learning, starting school in sciences/math next Fall
>laid back, not judgemental
>like outdoors and nerd stuff
>loyal, monogamous, will always be there for people I love

Why date me?

I can offer a lot of support and love but I don't expect to be able to save anyone or anything. I'm open to people of many backgrounds, I welcome someone who challenges me to be my best. I'm kind of indulgent with people I care about though, motherly instincts I guess...

Disclaimer I struggle with srs on and off depression and body image issues for obvious reasons (wooo I love being trans)

>>24680227
>her only real interests are going out drinking, watching shitty tv and posting on Facebook.
the fuck sort of girls are you dating

It feels strange to be so generous to myself openly but here we go..
>ASL
19/ f
>5 things you can offer to a potential couple
- complete acceptance and understanding devoid of harsh judgement
-a lot of empathy and affection
- healthy and delicious home cooked food made with a lot of love
- conversation revolving a multitude of subjects and entertainment
- the best blowjobs you'll ever have
- honesty
>Why people should date you
I'm a nice tsundere girl with a big heart.

>>24680607

What's with the common trait of being a great cook and giving great head around here

>>24680621
If you were being a jerk you might make the common link of food as it's said that bigger girls give better head and they also usually eat a lot if their weight is not tied to a disorder. I'm not fat though so I don't think it's valid. It's probably just something to do with what men want and women caving because they want to be wanted.

>>24680638

I'm not being a jerk, I'm just curious is all

You sound lovely anyways

>>24680656
I know you're not, I just have the dual narrative of what a well adjusted person might say and what a lonely 4chan dweeb might say playing in my head all day long so I was offering some perspective.

>>24680662

Such insight.

What can you cook?

>>24680682
I sense sarcasm but I'll play along. I don't eat meat so that's probably a turn off to most people but I can pretty much make anything vegetarian from asian to mexican to middle eastern food. I don't even want a relationship, relationships are the worst so I don't know why I'm posting besides boredom.

>>24680701

Just a tad bit of sarcasm, nothing mean. Can you do burritos? I fucking love burritos, veggie or otherwise they're great.

Yeah, I'm not really interested in anything at the moment either. I'm only on here because I really don't want to study for my finals.

>28/F/G

>I'm reasonable.
>I can make any conversation interesting.
>I'm independent, and everything I do, I do because it needs to be done. I won't do something and later give you a hard time for not doing anything. Do whatever you want. Just don't be a perpetual drain on my resources.
>I don't expect you to be responsible for my happiness.
>I don't need you. Stay if you want to, or don't. Stay if it pleases you, or leave.

>Why people should date you?
I don't think they should. I don't have time. I'm dedicated to my craft. I don't have a libido, because working creatively drains all of the energy I have. I can offer interesting, entertaining conversations and tentative companionship if my partner is equally independent.
Although, currently my preferred relationship would be with a good-looking man who has no sexual interest in me, who hangs out naked at my place from time to time so I can use him as living reference material for my art.

>>24680709
Yes I actually made burritos on saturday and they were delicious, made with a lot of refried beans. They are pretty damn easy to make.

>>24680729

What's your recipe?

>>24680734
You don't need a recipe, just common sense.

>>24680758

Huh, that's something I don't think I have

>>24680587
>the fuck sort of girls are you dating
The type that live in small town, U.K

>>24680724
I don't know why I find this as appealing as I do. I think I would enjoy being your occasional reference material slash conversation partner, though I would probably be hanging around naked but for an apron, baking bread.

I enjoy cooking, especially for other people, but dont get to do it often because I'm heavily introverted and find most types of humans exhausting to be around. oh right, that'd be why I found your post appealing. doip. too bad I live on convict island.

>>24680868
In an ideal world I'd have enough money and power to just ship you over. Bummer deal. I'm sure there's another version of the type of person I am about somewhere in Aussieland.

>>24680903
unless one of them turns over the rock I live under, I'm not likely to find them.

perhaps I ought to just put a sign out the front:

House-husband free to loving home
well trained, docile, very affectionate
might be skittish around strangers

>>24666018
Where in Canada?

>>24666789
Where in Canada are you?
Canada is a big place
why can't people say what city or province they're from?

>>24662798
>Will carry on video games
>Will share drugs with you
Those are exactly what I bring to the table as well.

I have multiple personalities so anyone that dates me gets like 4 people in one :^ )

>>24681088

Which personality are you on now?