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I'll start it off then.
21/m/chicago
Looking for a hole and a friend, not necessarily in that order.
kik:joedunbar645

33/M/ Chicago/708

Not sure what im looking for. Long term GF of 17 years has gained a steady 5-10 pounds per year we have been together. Still love the shit out of her, but I pretty much have to take every gas station dick pill I can find just to keep from losing my hard-on around her.

420 and drinking friendly. Im stable, have a career, new car, etc... just in a shitty situation as far as girlfriend/almost rather jerk off than see her coming out of the shower

>>24650706
Then tell her that, dude. Start a workout schedule, go together.

847, pretty horny and open to trying things, tell me ur kik.

>>24650752
post yours, fagit

>>24650710

Yeaaaa, we had that conversation 2 years ago. Her short answer was "go fuck yourself"

The longer version of the conversation was her describing what I should fuck myself with

>>24651092
Then why are you with her?

I live here.

20 male.
Mount Prospect by O'hair.
just kinda looking for something to do as I'm from out of state and know no one outside of work.
kik, sc, and skype are balotaa123 if intrested

>>24651096

Because I love her for who she is, what she does, etc

You CAN love someone and not find them sexually attractive in any way. Sex and love are 2 totally different things

>>24651160
Well yeah, familial love, like a parent to a child. If you've already got children then I wouldn't push it, but if you haven't yet you're gonna need that attraction. Also, fatness is unhealthy, both in mind and body.

>>24651160
If sex is important enough to you that you are willing to cheat on her. Then it's important enough to end the relationship.

>>24650706
Howie?

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24/McHenry

Looking for people who are down to smoke, drink, hang out, or some hallucinogens

Throw away email [email protected]

>>24651168

We have 2 kids together, and yea, Im not leaving her. She is everything you could ask for in a woman, except she sort of looks like a cross between Momma June from Honeybooboo and Jaba the Hut from Star Wars. Leaving her is simply not going to happen

>>24651180
There is a lot more to a relationship than sex. Sex in fact is somewhere between the importance of "did you pay the mortgage?" and "Timmy needs to get picked up from school"

Much like how work life is not related to home life. Sex, love, and relationships do not necessarily need to mix either

>>24651425
This is definitely true but at the same time... have you tried paying for her workout classes or volunteered to watch the kids while she goes?


I agree with the other anon, if it bothers you that much fix it rather than bitch about it.

I doubt she enjoys feeling unattractive and being told she's unattractive. Not cooool.

>>24651425
Yes, I agree, there is more to a relationship than sex. Listen man, you are the one that came in here and just started talking about how fat and unattractive you girlfriend is. Call me crazy, but I figured that meant you were pretty unhappy because although sex isn't everything, it is important to you. Also, although you didn't say you were looking for someone to cheat with, by starting a conversation that way it seems like that's what you are looking for. Do whatever you want. I just personally think that cheating is easier at first then harder later. Where as breaking up or dealing with the issue is harder at first then easier later. Pick your poison.

773, 24/M, straight, would be cool to find other leftists who like punk music and stuff
kik:rozwellkid

Anyone interested in a ping pong tournament?

>>24652886
Not touching dicks

Soon to be 630 here

25/m guys n' gals for friends or whatever. Commin from cali at the end of the month.

21/m/217

Kik: zeeman1995

Just bored af

>>24650706
What part of the area are you from man?
I'm by Beverly/mt greenwood
30m straight, could use a friend close to my age to grab a beer and shoot the shit with

21/M/224

Basically in Wisconsin. Who wants to smoke some green and talk about fucking life?

'le ebin homosexual faggot state thread

sage goes in all fields

anyone looking forward to any interesting events in the chicagoland area?

>>24654346
A few concerts. Thats about it. You?

Went to the Horseshoe Casino for the first time last night. Made $100, not a bad night. Anyone else go gambling?

>>24652982
Why would we touch dicks? I just wanna play some pong man.

21/f/224

no lewd

kik: zo.ai

>>24654844
kek.

Waddup 847 peeps?!?

29/m/847
lookin for f to chill and maybe more?
sc: trueno.solaris

>>24654956
this

>>24657131
That

>>24654412
Which concerts?

>>24657248
The other

39, m 4 f. 708,815?

22/m/618
Looking for m around my age preferably of the twinky variety.
talking or whatever else the hell happens

>>24657558
So far just alter bridge in January

>>24650706
Fuck that you sound like a piece of shit.

815 where you at??

>>24661282
where in 815

>>24661321
Close to NIU

37/m/Albany Park (Chicago)
Looking for a cute and submissive woman
Kik: AlbanyPark36

23/m/Brighton Park
kik: rockwell5630

Looking for anything really, most nights are stuck shitting out homework and it can get lonely.

Don't you die on me

M/20/straight/618-Carbondaleish
Just lookin for somebody to chill with, I like to fish and shit, Coffee works too.

this is fucked up m8. not a lot of people from illinois browse /soc/ it seems

>>24663512
It is a pity.

anyone here into the occult?

>>24663534
Atheist/agnostic here. Though, over the last year or so, my beliefs have shifted towards a pre-deterministic view, albeit one devoid of religion.

>>24663512
That's because /soc/ is a shithole

Regardless, 309 here

>>24663646
where in 309?

Straight 26/M/Lincoln Park, Chicago
Down to smoke, hang, fool around, go on adventures, etc

kik:WinZipMyPants

>>24663984
>>24663646
309 here

>>24664512
>>24663646
what part?
Im qc
22/m
bi

Anyone 217 here?

>>24666120
217, M, 24, Straight, Springfield here

>>24663509
You looking for friends in general or looking for a woman?

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33 m 773

I tattoo for a living on the north side. Voted trump but im mixed so people never assume. Currently playing gay ass FFXV. Always smoked weed now feeling I wanna try some shit like shrooms or molly. I like friends I can argue with and girls who would send me ass pics

Kik roundhouseuppercut

Anyone wanna take x and wander the city tonight?

>>24670158
19/M/Chicago btw

>>24666120
27 springfield here
wafflecrisp85 - kik

22/m/773

northwest side, i want friends to do drugs with, or just talk/show me new places/anything

i dont have many qualifiers

snap: softquilt