TINDER PROFILE THREAD! Post screens of your tinder profile bio

>>24635284
Is there an infograph on how to use Tinder and not be an idiot. Downloaded it just now and it turns out I don't know my left from right.

Probably beyond all help, but it would be appreciated.

>>24636313
make bio
post pics of you looking good / adventurous / fun
dont post pics where you look worse than anyone else
avoid group photos unless under certain circumstances or cringey photos
dont include too much bullshit in your bio, short sweet
in your bio you can add things that girls want to see, are you 6'4? probably should add that.

I deleted tinder a while back, now I'm trying to install it again but I'm getting the problem getting code error. What do?

>>24636343
Thanks. Is it even worth it to do anything tonight? should I just wait for the weekend? I live in Iowa and I doubt I'll get many people bidding for my attention on a busy day.

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Apparently she didn't like the joke

>>24636419
yes it is worth it if you want to talk to people or just to get your picture out there and get girls swiping on you

if you want me to help with your profile or anything lmk i get a lot of matches desu

>>24636466
Sure. What's the best method to post on here?
webprofile is @badtasteinmovies

>>24636510
ive no idea how to view your webprofile haha
just take a screenshot or post some photos and i can tell you which are best if you want

>>24636545
your main pic is the one i would choose but the water bottle one looks good (maybe better?) its a shame it's blocking your face and not to the side more.

>>24636381

Hm, it appears that you can't use throw away FB profiles any more. Any ideas (besides the obvious)?

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>>24636582

I need some better photos in general. Also I don't think the dog thing is that great considering I'm not a teen or in my early 20s. Humor has never been a part of my skillset.

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>>24636613
>>24636599
heres a good example of a good dog pic

you want to show activeness and show that your dog is loyal (good training) and cute (will improve how you look as well)

>>24636613
>>24636599
but you look good im sure you'll do well on tinder
try to find pics that show you off more, you want to look sexy/confident not just cute

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>>24636582
Yeah, my friend took a Snapchat of me and made some sarcastic comment about me looking like I was "having a flashback to 'nam"
I might need to work on my bio.

>>24636636
Alright, thanks.

>>24636661
don't say nerdy just be confident in your choices.
remember if you say that for example you like star wars thats one of the few things girls have to go off on; if you say star wars you better be fuckin passionate about it haha

>>24636680
Fair enough, and yeah, I'm passionate about it

>Next to no matches
Welp I fucked up something here boys so time to give things the axe, starting with Bio

>I am a solid 5/10
>Not a six, that's barely passing atleast
>Nah I would fail you harder than Clinton did democrats

>Is that a black belt in succ around your neck, or did you see it on Instagram and thought it looked cute?

Too cringey/self-deprecating/aggressive?

>>24636716
>I am a solid 5/10
>Not a six, that's barely passing atleast
>Nah I would fail you harder than Clinton did democrats
>Is that a black belt in succ around your neck, or did you see it on Instagram and thought it looked cute?

Too cringey/self-deprecating/aggressive?

remove all of that right now
no girl even 2/10s want to meet a 5/10 bro

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>>24636661

>All Cleveland sports teams

>>24636661
jesus man..
too too too much.
1st sentence, might be the only good thing you say
2. no one cares
3. whatever, makes you seem a little feminine
4. "bourbon" makes you sound like a fucking tool
5. the rest of this shit, jesus..
6. "looking for someone to catch up on stranger things with" man.. you sound so sad..

>>24636745
agreed but he can put his interests in just needs a lot less substance and more confidence

>>24636731
>>24636716
to add on to this from that, do not look desperate it's literally the worst trait to have

>>24636731

I dont really got much going for me,

>No friends (the ones I had, are shit)
>weakish chin (lost weight has helped, sub 195lbs now)
>15-20 more lbs might reduce neck fat enough to offset weak chin
>6'2 (have a meh group picture, but shows off height
>enjoy liquor far too much
>>24636760
Comes off as desperate? Welp
Was trying to come off assertive
Gotcha. What sounds good then?

How to post you just want kinky shit and to not mess around with "no hookup" chicks.

>>24636769
yeah but honestly dude its not about having shit going for you its about pretending you have shit going for you.
how are you supposed to get a girl to like you if you are like that?

you have a good height man im 5'11 and i still get girls and its probably one of the most important factors.

the bio is totally shit. its not assertive it's sad.
write some dumb funny ironic joke or list some hobbies but dont make them boring. just be confident! literally pretend to be confident if you have to.

probably 90% of right swipes come from your pics anyways, however if girls saw that bio itd be an instant left.

>>24636794
good first pic, i dont really like the rest that much but it's hard to tell when they're this small.
like i said before, don't say dogs unless you LOVE dogs, like its a common theme of your life.
i'd remove anime, unless you REALLY want a girl who also enjoys anime, because dude you might find a girl who inititally dislikes it and grows into it because of you. (unless youre just looking for hookups in which case your entire profile doesn't really match)

>>24636805
Removed the Previous because bigger is better.
And yup LOVE dogs, unfortunately just lost mine to a heart problem.
I shall take the anime into consideration. And what are your points for a hook up profile?

Any alternative apps to Tinder? Not really looking for sex as much these days

>>24636827

Bumble is another one, women seem less slutty on there.

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>>24636822
>>24636805
What do you think?
Is the bio good? or a as good as a bio weapon?
Critique and suggestions on pics are welcome

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How do I make a bio out of this?
>i like anime
>i like hitler
>i like drinking
>i like the forest
>i like my friends
>i like drugs

>>24636839
hook up profile you need to put yourself in girls shoes man
they want an attractive, tall, confident guy that has experience with girls.
i can't tell you what to post or what to make your bio but do your best to imitate that and you'll do well.

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I tend to forget about my tinder a lot but am trying to possibly meet someone. Any advice?

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>>24637110
don't? at least if you want normal girls.

hiding your powerlevel seems to be the biggest advice this board could take. If not breh either you're hot enough for them not to care, or too ugly to want to change srry

>>24637482
yes retake literally every photo with decent lighting and a smile

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Did I fuck up?
@wreckmyshit

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>>24636343
>tfw 5.7
It was over for me from the beginning

>>24637998
Oh...I'm 6'2" and It's Seattle area.

is there an alternative to tinder that lets me filter out people in major cities and/or colleges?

>>24637998
>not your average transgirl
>average transgirl

>>24638284
Hahahahaa Totally 'average'...Maybe average for like..tumblr and 4chan...but not IRL...

>>24637998
What's trans?

>>24638320
My dick is probably bigger than yours.

>>24638382
so youre a dude?

>>24638400
Didn't say that.

>be scandinavian
>use tinder plus for a month
>move location to southern US
>get tons of likes out the ass
Holy fuck, too bad they're all across this 5000km stretch of water. Anyway, visiting the US in a few months, are girls over there interested in Europeans or what?

>>24637998
I hate when people write trans girl/boy. I never understand whetever they're actually a boy masquerading as a girl, or vice versa.

>>24638658
See...they're the gender they write...so...neither.

>>24638668
That could very well be however in most cases people are looking for a body that matches the gender, and this is highly unlikely when the word trans is there.

>>24638672
anyone have a pc definition for trans lol

>>24637817
>>24637817
you should kill tinder,
but your pics suck, try to find a pic that shows off your body but isnt a selfie like number 2 but relaxed/laughing or something

>>24638672
/shrug so you assume. It's never stopped me from getting any.
>>24638734
Not cis.

>>24638792
thanks, I live in a good location with beautiful girls. Alot of 8-10/10s but im steady pulling sub-par 6-7/10s sadly. But ive had some fun times with them regardless. I dont consider myself a "chad" or anything though alot of attractive people in Socal near the beach

>>24638827
you'll do a lot better when you replace your photos, esp 3 and 4

>>24637998

p-plz be in seattle. Bonney lake here.

>>24638854
LuLz.... @wreckmyshit just hmu somewhere else

HOLY FUCK I JUST SWIPED THROUGH 50 PROFILES AND 48 OF THEM WERE BOTS

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU GREEDY JEW FUCKS

>>24638902
>@wreckmyshit

Depends, you looking to get paid?

>>24638950
If you hit me up from backpage yes...

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What do you figure /soc/?

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Added a new pic and got like 4 matches in a couple days, all girls I find attractive, which is pretty good going for me.

Currently struggling with getting past a 2nd/3rd convo though, they just stop replying. That's after seeming reasonably interested beforehand and giving some pretty decent replies. I know they've probably got an inbox full of messages from more attractive guys so I never bother trying to bump dead conversations, surely if they were interested in me they'd reply eventually?

I had a girl message me after 4 days of no reply asking if I had been out that night, so I'm assuming she thinks she saw me - no response half an hour later. What could this mean?

>>24639165
You look like you're trying really hard, I would think you are a massive faggot, which usually means the ladies will like you.

>>24639165
very good. I have a feeling you're gonna attract alot of asian girls

>>24637998
You fucked up the second you were born

>>24637597
Nobody wants to date a lowlife

>>24637482
I don't think there is a market for ching chong fedora tippers

>>24636839
Just from the pictures I can tell all of you're friends find you incredibly annoying

>>24636632
Is it not a huge turn off when people take pics like this because it's so trihard.

>look at muh activeness
>I'm so active and cool
>look i have a pug those are popular
>I go on hikes to the beach I'm so sensitive

>>24636599
>voted for the dog this election year

Literally kill yourself

>>24639165
erry time I tell women I build guitars as a hobby I ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS get asked if I play with some eagerness. I guess women love men who play guitars. I don't get it. I grew up around the music industry and would never be a musician after seeing that life. Anyway, I think your thing makes you look interesting but maybe throw a group picture into the mix so you don't come off as a loner.

>>24639708
I don't know a kid who plays guitar who isn't a faggot

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I pull

>>24637998
Everything between the first sentence and the hashtags, get rid of it. Seriously, it's just word vomit. Also get some better looking underwear pics.

>>24639784
You are a living disgrace, If I ever see you walking around in real life I wouldn't think twice about falconpunching you in the ovaries

Oh no my feels. Brb drowning in pussy

>>24639779
your pics are all unflattering/blurry etc
need new pics
3 is probably your best

>>24639784
I like your hat, and your flimsy hand gesture really showcases your whimsical yet nonchalant attitude about life

>>24639686
I agree with the ching chong part but I don't know where you're getting fedora tipper from.

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Literally 0 matches ever n_n

>>24640536
is this serious

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>>24635284
Roast

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>>24640550

my problem isnt the profile is that im generally not fucking interested in talking to people lmao

>hey
>hey whats up :)
>nothing much , little tired just getting rdy for work

every girl

>>24640550
stop wearing that hat, you look cool with a undercut and it makes you look bald

>>24638658
transmale = born female, changed to male
transfemale = born male, changed to female

I used to get confused a lot too, but just remember that the gender they say they are is what they've transitioned to, not what they were born as.

>>24639708
>play guitar
>only have an electric, play thrash metal kinda shit
>half tempted to borrow my friends acoustic to take a tryhard tinder pic

kek should I do it boys

>>24641457
the problem is that you're asking boring questions. Don't ask "what's up" or "how are you'". Make some light banter with them, then ask them on a date.

>>24639704

trying hard at the very least means that you didn't give up altogether

...which most of us have
I wouldn't even have enough energy or motivation to go to the beach, get a puppy and stage a pic like this one
And that's probably the reason why I don't get laid

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user names on the bottle after the =====

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What am I doing wrong? I've been using this for three days now and I still have no matches

>>24643081
Tinder only works for attractive people

>>24636441
Nothing if not funny.

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Genetics make me look like I'm forever 15.

>>24643081
your photos suck and they don't flatter you, and i can't read Portuguese

its not that youre unnattractive its that you look extremely boring and young. get some photos of you doing fun stuff.

>>24643195
get rid of 6 altogether (the selfie in the coat), also get rid of the one of you eating the chocolate, get rid of the one of you on the ground too.

idk if you should keep 5 either because it looks too tryhard and not worth keeping.

you will do better with better photos.

also remove "video games and chill"

>>24643539
That's not my description, it's just that SmartPhoto notification.

I don't know how to take good photos to use on Tinder, what kinds of pics do I need? I'm considering letting my beard grow again, since I really have a young face, although I'm 24 (and I imagine most of the girls must think my age is fake because of that)...

>>24643573
ill be honest because i care about you not because im a dick,
a beard would probably help,
as would excersizing 5 times a week and tracking your calories

your photos should be of your hobbies/talents/you doing things.
you need to make a really good first impression.

good photos generally show that you're active, handsome and masculine. like all of your current pics kinda suck because they dont show confidence.

ill need more info to help further.

>>24643592
>>24643573
another thing
try to get other people to take pics of you.
all your pics look like theyre terrible selfies with bad lighting.
only very attractive people (myself not included and I get a lot of matches) get away with photos like yours.

>>24643592
>>24643607
I've lost 23kg over the last three months, so, yeah, I'm already excercizing. Actually, that's why I took so long to create my account, I've decided to do it this week, since I've reached half of my weight losing goal, but it's still not working.

Also, none of those photos was a selfie, all of them were taken by other people. And it's really hard to find a good photo of me, that's a big problem. Can you give me examples of good types of pictures I could use? And any tips on lightning and stuff would be really great, since I really don't know anything about it

>>24643638
>lost 23kg
dude thats aewsome man keep it up bro! make sure u lift weights too.

yo dont worry too much remember its about the long term, if you dont have good photos then wait until you do. you'll kill tinder in a year from now either way.

what kind of hobbies do you have? what do you do in your spare time? what kind of stuff do you LIKE to do evn if you dont do it often?

are you tall? if you're tall you should mention that (im not).

i just grabbed some good profiles that aren't of me but here are some examples i just found on reddit quickly:
https://i.imgur.com/OZBD3fH.png
https://i.imgur.com/xPQRpmC.png

>>24643638
lighting should accentuate your jawline and bone structure, you need to look confident and happy with those james dean eyes type deal. not cute and shy like a girl.

dont lie to yourself you know what a good photo looks like you just dont have any right now probably and that's fine

>>24643671
I'm doing cardio, walking and gym regularly, together with a really restrictive diet. I'm really happy with the results, but I still lack self confidence.

I'm not exactly tall (1,77m), but most of the girls are shorter than me.

I'm a writer and I use to compose songs too, but I don't see how I can use it in a photo. I also play football. I think I can use my tattoos in a good way too, but it's hard to find a way

>>24643681
I actually always wanted to know which kinds of pictures are better for those kinds of apps. But I'll try to improve it

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help ;-;
1/2

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>>24643775
2/2

>>24643730

You're on the right path, but honestly the first steps to being successful on tinder are:

1. be attractive
2. don't be ugly

You'll get there, keep working it at.

>User Tinder for over a year
>20-40 matches total
>10 of those actually replied
>Conversation dies out quickly
>FF-Two months ago
>Listen to one of y'all
>Put only one photo
>No description
>Lose virginity a week later


Wtf

>>24643779

Don't self depreciate.

>>24643788
desu that's the most difficult thing anyone's ever asked of me. better?
>Bass player extraordinaire, in a garage band (far left in second pic)
>i write gothic poetry and punk music

>>24643730
>tattoos in a good way too
yes
>football
yes
>writer and I use to compose songs
yes

figure a way to incorporate this stuff and take better photos
keep working out.
you'll do great and pretend to be confident until you are

Just got back from a tinder date Iads
>pick her up at some park she's hanging out at
>she asks what I have planned for the night
>"take you home and back"
>she begins to interrogate me about my intentions
>tells me she is looking for a "connection" before sex
>I say im not looking for a gf
>she is taken aback
>take me out on a date and maybe then we'll fuck
>"no"
>come inside so we can talk about it
>"no"
>you have my number, think about it and let me know
>"no, just take it or leave it"
>doors unlock
>I mimmic that im getting out
>she is out of the car
>quickly reached for her door and closed it
> tfw I yelled HAHA KEEP DREAMING and drove away

>>24637482
you chinamen insist on having facial hair when you can only grow pubes and fuzz.
also arent you too old for piercings

>>24644190

When did tinder become not a hookup app, anyway?

>>24644856
In korea they only think of it as dating.

One night stands are only after a night of clubbing.

>>24644863

Uh, ok. In the USA the number of women "not looking for hookups" keeps increasing.

>>24644856
it is a hookup app you normally just go out or chill first lol

>>24644947
Some bitches are just on there for free lunch / shit

>>24644947

I constantly see women looking for something serious. on tinder.

>>24636441

IPAs are so refreshing I don't get how people don't like them. By far my favourite kind of beer

>>24637110

I've never met an anime loving alt-right dude who could get laid even when trying to hide his power level

>>24640530
>>24639686
>>24644486


I'm Korean, girls don't like self-loathing minorities

I think your bio is funny and you sound really interesting I would just lose the lip piercings and lose some weight

Ignore the white dudes, shitting on the model minority is the number one way balding pasty redditors boost their ego

>>24637482
>bathroom pic

>>24640536

Do you love The Matrix and the 90's aswell?

why do people use more than 3 pictures?
3 is the perfect number

>>24646253
well I'm a girl but I really want to show people all the dogs I've taken selfies with because I'd have no other opportunities otherwise

>see cute girl from the gym on tinder
>swipe right on her
>been days and she hasn't swiped me
>awkward and depressing

What advice do you guys have for AFTER you match? I get these lame ass people with one word replies, when I just want to get laid.

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What should my opening message be if I'm not a Chad? I can't find any Tinder conversation tips online that don't assume I want to appear domineering.

I have 7 matches so far but can't find a way to break the ice with any of them.

>>24646557
>>24646665

Best opening for me has been to talk about their animals.

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>>24646301
You sound kinda strange. How do you have lots of dog selfies?

Pic related it's my dog

>>24646548

There's an insanely big chance that she hasn't even seen your profile come up. Girls rarely swipe so with a ton of guys to choose from your profile might not have even been seen by her. If you super liked her and she didn't like you back then yeah she likely isn't into you.

>>24644897
Only thing I would say, is that you seem to go 0-100 pretty quick.

You catch their attention with a good photo of your features, then the next swipe your bright blue glaring at the camera.

Ease them in brother.

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Had #2 as my primary but smart pics showed my goofy photo as best so I went with that.

I'm think I'm happy with my profile but rate anyways pls.

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>>24646995

>>24636441
IPA's are skunky horse piss fuck dat hoe

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Bio translated is something like, charming when I'm drunk, one day I'm going to be someone, I jus't don't know who.
Get a decent amount of matches but the girls here in Sweden either take Tinder way to seriously or just as a joke.

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>>24646710
I walk up to strangers on the street to ask if I can pet their dog and if they say yes then I also ask if I can take a photo of their dog.

pictured: me and a dog outside of davidstea

>>24647566

Not to be an asshole but you're a girl? How many hundreds of matches do you have? The male equivalent would only match with bots

>>24640550
>US navy

You roasted yourself m9

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>tfw you get a match
>start the conversation casually
>she doesnt respond
>unmatches the next day.
yay.
It was my only match too.

>>24646995
4 looks like your best photo, smart photo means little

remove "thought this app was for starting campfires"

remove "nerd" and remove pizza is my spirit animal

you probaly do well on tinder!

>>24647776
time to change your profile up, lower your standards, hit the gym and get better photos.

if you're getting that little of matches there is no point of using tinder

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Based gods what the fuck am I doing wrong here. Help please

>>24647838
I mean im pretty average looking.
And my photo is a straight forward pic at an angle.
perhaps its too average.
I have no description by the way.

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>>24647882
This is the photo that was cut off

>>24647903
>>24647882
you seem like you're a good looking guy but your photos youre making a stupid face (the eye thing) in all of them

just look more happy/less stoned in your photos

reduce your bio and organize it, no-one wants to read something like that, make it more like this response

100% remove the relationship thing as well, make your bio just less serious with less forced jokes

>>24647970
Anon thank you... I honestly never realized the fucming eye thing. I do understand I look like a fuckwit while doing so.

>>24645152
It's actually just a sink in the hallway in my room. The bathroom is next to it.

>>24645099
Thank you.

And the piercing thing is a little weird for me because I'm a professional piercer. I don't want to look like a dick by not having any but also don't want to fuck up my face with shit that just looks even worse on me. Still working on weight too, definitely made strides since last year though.

>>24648016
sounds good feel free to post ur updated profile whenever you do

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Thoughts/Suggestions? I don't have many pictures of myself. I have two of me shirtless in a bathroom and one of myself in a mankini, but those arnt on there. My other pictures that are on my profile are me with my helmet on and a picture of my motorcycle.

>>24647667
lmao I'm 1) kinda gay and 2) haircut for sports but yeah
thank god I have boobs

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bio:

Only here to make enemies.

INFP/J, sagittarius, cunning linguist, light sleeper

likes: dislikes:
-animals -deadlines
-desserts -memes
-back rubs -littering

Matching with uggos and bots.

what pictures usually get the most attention? I know dogs and guitars, what else?

>>24637597
Your bio is funny, are you bound to wheel chair?

If you want to attract more females, cut your hair, lose the pubic beard. Just my opinion, but i did that and it worked for me.

i find this thread to be an oxymoron. goes to 4 chan for advice on real life. if you're on 4 chan regularly, how much do you really know about real life...

>>24648143
Anon its going to take a while I'm just headed in to work

Just got a new tinder due to geting no matches on my last one. And now it has gone 3 days without getting a single match. My last one had over 100 so what is going on?

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Fuck it, any way to improve this?
I usually pull "nerdy" girls or girls who usually fuck girls

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>>24635284

Which of these pics is the best to upload to tinder/facebook?

>>24648061

How do you explain that to the girls who swipe left on you because you have a bathroom pic?

>>24639779
3 is definitely your best picture. I would toss the other two and try and find/take better, preferably more interesting pictures of yourself.

>>24640536
I could tell you how to fix your profile however I don't think this will lead to anything as it's obvious your type of girl isn't on tinder. Idk man, your whole profile is really offputting. I mean all of this in the nicest way.

What should I write in my bio that gets the point across that I really don't care about this and I'm just doing it for a meme?

>>24640550
I agree with this >>24641460 guy. Hat makes your head look awkward shaped but i might keep pic 1 around as that dog will get you some matches. I would suggest deleting pic 3 and 4. Switching 1 & 2. And potentially try and find a picture of you doing an interesting hobby, (that isnt smoking lol). I like your bio alot tho.

>>24648169
the picture is of you on the motorcycle right? That sounds like one of the easiest ways to get matches.

I don't know how many favors the pawn stars meme bio is doing you. I would personally ditch it for something more vanilla.

Your shown picture is also blurry, try to find/take a better quality picture (preferably not a selfie).

>>24648194
Do you have a single picture of you looking into the camera without doing something dumb with your eyes?

I would say to completely redo your bio. The INFP/J is showcasing your power level. Cunning linguist is an old and overused joke. No one cares you are a light sleeper. Everyone likes the things you listed, they don't define you really imo. And I think memes are cool for most people now a days (see everyone tagging people in facebook memes).

I think your bio, picture 3, picture 5, all need to be redone/removed. I give credit on the thank you please come again sign, I think it's funny. I also think pictures 1 and 2 are great.

>>24648746
Aren't most girls who go to Cornell more nerdy? lol

Anyways, I would remove pictures 1,2,3,6. I think 5 is plenty enough skin to let girls you are wild so you don't need 1,3, and 6. 2 is awkward. In all your other pictures you look alpha but in 2 you look like you lack confidence.

Move picture 4 to be your 1 for sure. Maybe find a casual picture of you with friends in a flannel or something, maybe with a dog or doing a hobby idk. Like you have the bare skin and suit, maybe show em a little casual wear too?

You should kill it though.

>>24648785
None, they all feel really forced and you are wearing sunglasses for no reason inside. You need to get a more casual picture.

Timed photos are your friend if you don't have real friends, but I would strongly recommend having someone else take your picture if you could. It's not terribly difficult. Just ask a good friend to take a picture of you against brick wall or in front of a nice scenery. Good luck dude.

>>24647566
That's exactly what I was imagining. I'd be a bit freaked out if someone wanted a selfie with my dog, plenty of people ask to pet her, and say how cute she is but no ones ever asked for a selfie with her, even when she was a pup.
I guess I'd find that a bit weird and quite funny actually thinking about it and you'd be welcome.

>>24640550
Why does every fucking submariner make it a point to let everyone know that they're a submariner

>>24649356
Thanks senpai

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New to tinder. Advice on obtaining gash?
Bio: "I usually say I like to bike, hike, and draw. But what I really love to do is pirate obscure movies and eat like a fat kid. I can be pretty versatile.
For inquiry, swipe right. Let's get a milkshake with two straws."
Too corny/cringy?

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Any way to improve bio/pics? I usually get like 1-3 matches.

Here's my bio:

"Half Peruvian, half Black

Currently working at a bookstore and writing for a couple music websites.

I love writing, music, reading, strong coffee, strong booze, politics and social justice activism.

I play drums and also make weird hip-hop music no one will probably hear.

Going to shows/concerts is probably my favorite social activity. I also love going to art shows, museums, bars, coffee shops, etc.

I make good ass homemade mac and cheese."

I just added the part about hip-hop/drums and strong booze today.

>>24650570
One to three matches a week I mean.

>>24650570
I would swipe right also DMV word up, Baltimore here

Bio is a bit long, drop line 3 and 4, put the mac and cheese line to start, that way you can pick up thick chicks >:)

>>24650570

Cool, I'm half Peruvian, half white.

>>24650707
Thick chicks happen to my favorite lol. And yeah, I felt like it was too long but I wasn't sure what to drop. So mentioning I play music is a bit too corny?

Also by third line do you mean "the I love writing..." one or "currently working..."? Asking because "Born and raised in DC" is the actual first line in the actual bio but I didn't put it in my post because it was already in the pic.

>>24650570
id move your 3rd or 4th pic to your first pic depending on your age

>>24651338
I'm 23. I was younger in those pics, though. Also thinner in them lol.

>>24651388
you're just kinda making a weird face in your first pic
imagine if you were a really fat ugly guy making that face, would it be flattering? what about a really handsome brad pit type? still no.
.. therefore you shouldnt make that face either!

>>24651388
id consider using your 3rd pic as your main pic because of that even tho ur making a similar face it seems to work better in that photo.

>>24651756
I think I'll do it. The only issue is that the 3rd pic is a blurry webcam pic. It's grainy and pixelated compared to the other ones.

>>24651779
i cant really tell due to the fact all ur pics are small on my screen lol


3 > 4 > 2 > 5

and id delete 1 and 6

ur a good looking dude im sure with better pics/angles/lighting ull get WAY more matches

That feel when 5'4'' nerdy dude. It's tough out here for a nigga.

>>24640536
Oh gee, I find that hard to believe.

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>>24649347
changed it a little.

Ended up with the most fucked up looking matches and none left in area to swipe besides bots. Kind of depressing honestly.

>>24652995
Looks better to me mang, good luck :,)

how do you niggers do a full teeth smile? I feel like a retard when I'm showing teeth, not because they're bad or anythihng I just personally think its stupid. Then I hear girls bitch about how I "Don't ever smile"

>>24639784
cute but gross at the same time, idk desu senpai

I'm this faggot here >>>24622873
I'm not using either of those pics. My current profile has:
>a line of emoji bears
I literally don't know what to add in it, I have 0 matches so far (in 3 days). I'm thinking about:
>emoji bears because fuck yes
>what I study and what college
>6'4''
>????? I really have no fucking idea, maybe something stupid like "1/3 stoic" or something else I really don't know.
Send help

>>24654793
Also I am a bit photophobic so I'm just using my FB profile pic.

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Not getting many matches, what do?

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proifle is as follows

"Cs major because I'm a pioneer
I like music more than I like people
Trees enlighten you
I'm here for the moon and the stars"

Updated some of my pictures and still not realy getting any matches

>>24655532
Could be the quasi isis flag.

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Any advice on what I should change

>>24655471
2nd pic is boring shouldnt be 2nd or here at all
the one in nature should be around 3
some girls don't like when you present yourself without tshirt on first photo but do as you want
last one looks a bit weird like you are looking to nowhere but would be good if you keep one of that style
add more photos that show who you are, what you like to do and shit

nobody believes you when you say let's be friends. put something like: looking for . . . I like . . .
make the description a bit more natural

>>24655592
Thanks for the critique. Don't have many recent photos of me so I'll have to make some.

>>24655584
oh god.. everyone hates dog filter.. don't try to fix it with it

I would use 4 as main
3 as 2nd
2 as 3

>first match is a girl 30 miles away, 16 yo with the same interests as me and cute as fuck
hello fbi, next time make a closer profile and I'll bite. Had a good chat tho

>>24655564
Probably desu should I get a picture with the confederate flag to fit in around here

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>match yesterday
>don't message her immediately because i'm horrible at thinking up with opening lines
>decide to finally hit her with this corny ass message
>get this responce
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO NOW

>>24656447
what kind of a woman makes a lewd comment like that on tinder? I'm going to say it's a catfish

>>24656547
That's exactly what I'm thinking, m8. Im gonna be cautious with this one

>>24656547

Yeah, especially since she messaged him that a minute after his message. Doesn't seem legit

>>24656563
I responded over half an hour ago and he/she still hasn't responded. Does that mean that's a good sign?

>>24656547
fucking fag, just run with it, get snapchat or something and make sure it's a human female before you go and stick your dick through a gloryhole

>>24655803
Lol

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>get first match
>oh boy oh boy should I talk first?
>I'll give it a minute
>suddenly check phone again
>You have a message from your match!
>oh gosh oh man
>check tinder
>no message and she isn't in my matches anymore

oh

>>24657364
probably a bot, tinder automatically unmatches if it detects a message as spam

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yeah I know I should get more pictures but help me make do with what I have please. I get like 2-3 matches per week, not counting bots.

>bio
are you global warming? because you're making me sweat and there's no way you're real

my life is going really well right now. swipe right if you'd like to change that

fan of pizza, milkshakes, netflix, indie music, and pretending to have my shit together

[university name] '18, math/pre-med

>>24658256
you need a more flattering first pic, that's all there is to be said really.

you're not a bad looking dude and you will get more swipes for sure.

>>24658256
also "fan of pizza, milkshakes, netflix, " is very generic, try making them your actual hobbies (and try to focus on things that are active/adventurous)

>my life is going really well right now. swipe right if you'd like to change that
make that your first line instead of the other one and maybe delete "are you global warming? because you're making me sweat and there's no way you're real"

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>>24637110
Is this matt?

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>get a match on tinder from a girl that goes to the same uni as me
>clearly states this in the bio but not which career
>send her a message asking nicely which career was she doing to start a conversation.
>"Woah dude, like...you got it ALL WRONG, Bye"

??????

>>24636441
>being a bitch about a beverage

Welp i didnt make it far in this thread before nopeing

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How can i not look like a shithead. Advice/Insulys.

>>24637482
Take pic of you with friends listening to records

>>24658834
First pic isn't too great IMO. You would be better off with six and one switched, although I'd just try and find a better pic to replace one altogether. Maybe just a really good picture of yourself smiling since you like pretty indifferent in your other solo pic.

It would be better if you chose a picture of your dog with you in it.

Your bio is pretty atrocious. "Just make me..." is ok I guess, though not particularly inviting or funny. "If you like music..." makes you sound like a dick. "My body doesn't..." is just horrible - spoiler alert: no one wants to flashed by a guy. Last two lines are ok. Instead of putting a bunch of emojis, use the opportunity to describe yourself in more detail. For instance, you explain the beer, guitar, and dog emojis, but you don't explain the film or food emojis. Do you like watching or making films? Do you like eating or cooking food? Just take the chance to make yourself more interesting.

hey, i have to ask you something.
how do start a conversation, if the person you matched only got 2 pictures of her face only, no common interests and no bio?

she looks cute, but i don't wanna start with a cringey compliment or an awkward joke.

i would start with something like "hey, how are you". But i guess good looking women in big citys get messages likes this 20 times a day, so i think she won't react to something like this...

>>24636661
Yooo 216
>>24636738
The Cavs won and the tribe came in second. No one can help the browns tho

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>>24635284
Friend has convinced me I should get a tinder. I think I'm good enough looking to get a few matches here and there. I'd ask /adv/ but it seems like more people on here actively use Tinder. I plan on using a few "interesting" photos of myself hiking with my dog, playing piano, whatever.

I guess I'm asking, how do I make a not shitty or cringey bio out of this?

>What sounds more interesting? I'm a biology major, going in for wildlife conservation, what key words can I use to capitalize on that? "Natural Science", "Wildlife Conservation Major"?
>I'm in general a nerd, but I can also hold a conversation about things other than nerdy shit.
>I've got really dark humor on top of regular humor (I feel like this is a must because I kind of want to weed out the ones that can't handle a joke)
>6'0
>Fine with a good time, but I don't mind if something sticks (relationship-wise)

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Not sure what to say. The liquor collection, cat picture, and flexing the backs probably a bad look right?

What to say?

>>24660023
Yeah, you should avoid any photos that don't show your face. It's much better to have 2-3 good photos than 6 photos, half of which are filler. I don't think the group picture is that good because you are not the main subject and the other people in the photo are not particularly attractive.

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>>24658971
Good idea, i also have some from a wedding i went to. Here's my revised pics. I'll definitely get on that though, or even some pics at a record store.

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any advice?

>>24658625
Hey... Uhh. Er... What's yer major?...

This is how you sound. Literally worst opener ever

>>24660640
Then teach me you master harpooner.
Because you seem to know more about myself than me.
And you clearly know how i started out the conversation word by word.

>>24660674
You seem passive aggressive. You asked for advice, he relayed it to you. No one said anything about the entire conversation, just that your opening sounded generic and boring.

>>24660211

It was a super huge picture, so quality went to shit. I thought it would be decent since it showed off height. So get a better group pic, pic with me and my Katz?

I want to make an uber-profile. The best pictures and bio tailored for matches. what pictures get the most matches/attention?

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2 matches that were real people...

>>24661813
just awful

>>24649356
Yo man its been a few days but your advice somehow already started working?

Hooked up with 2 decent looking girls in the past few days and have been talking to the most amazing cutie all night

Just wanted to let you know your awesome and thanks again

>>24660279
If your trying to get anything besides a pitty fuck then scrap the whole thing, anime is one of those things you keep hidden until you know the other person likes it or doesn't care. Also show that you do fun things in a picture and if you have the body to do so, show that off as well... you have potential but your photos make you look like an ackward fuck

>>24660245
I would remove picture 1. Your posture is bad and you look like you hate life. Not many people want to be around a negative dude.

I would also remove picture 5 because it's not a very exciting picture. I understand how it fits your aesthetic with the whole vinyl connection thing but I'm personally just not a fan of the picture.

Finally I would consider removing picture 6. I know some people are weird and care if you have two pictures from the same day. I think picture 3 shows a more exciting side of you.

I really like picture 4, I would make that your first pic. I think it fits you and your style really well.

The above are all my opinions, feel free to do whatever you want.

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ah fuck it, why not

>>24656447
>I could go all Hendrix on it with my mouth
>And then douse it lighter fluid and set it on fire

If I get no matches should I remake my tinder or just delete the app? There's no one left in my area after a month.

>>24662113
So helpful >.>

too many fucking bots

Getting bites but these bitches live in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

I think i should just use tinder for an ego boost and meet girls.on the street.

Also koreans don't have a huge hookup culture i don't know why i have to remind myself each time. Bars and clubs are so much more effective.

>>24640536
Battlefield Earth much?

>>24650558
I would remove pictures 2 and 4 just because selfies dont give you the best angle and come off as awkward. All of your other pictures are great though.

I dig the bio. Maybe just change the last line up a bit as it is a little corny but I don't think it is hurting your profile that much.

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>>24662312
That made me feel good dude. Happy to hear I could help :,)