Would you rather thread I'll start: would you rather have

No legs of course!
I wouldn't get any if i wasn't able to masturbate!

>>24625832
Dude. Sympathy jerk offs. You could milk it. That being said I'd cut off my legs too so I could hire someone to carry me around on their back and feel like a boss.

And since someone doesn't know how to continue the game... Would you rather fuck Donald Trump or Danny Devito.

>>24625949
Well that's an interesting take on it

And trump, since he's gonna fuck everyone anyway

Would you rather get fucked in the ass by trump or deepthroat him?

>>24625949
Danny DeVito, he seems like he would make it fun at least.

Would you rather be able to see everyone naked at any time, but never be able to touch another person or be completely blind but have sex with anyone you wanted?

>>24625955
The ass. He doesn't look well endowed.

>>24625956
This one is fucking hard buuut I'll have to pick the "see anyone naked not be able to touch" one. I couldn't stand being blind and getting a mouth of genital warts. And seeing Andreja Pejic naked? Yum.

Would you rather kill a dog or a human baby?

>>24625956
Probably the see anyone naked but no sex, I'd hate to be blind
>>24625987
Human baby, any day

Would you rather have one object of your choice to own forever or one person of your choice? What/who would you pick?