/mhfn/ - MAN HANDS/FOREARMS/NECKS. Manly gropers, fondlers and

>>>>> WELCOME <<<<<
Started by femanons who love fuzzy, toned arms, man hands and glorious veins, tendons! And necks (let's see those Adam's apples), jawlines. Tattoos, jewelry (watches, rings, cuffs, piercings), and stubble optional and appreciated. =D

>Are you really female?
Yes (although oglers of all type are here). Check out requests and dirty talk on the thread.

>What's the appeal of hands and forearms?
It's way hotter to imagine what your hands and fingers are doing to our bodies than to see your dick. Therefore...

>>>>> GUIDELINES <<<<<
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes.
1. NO bare cock, balls, or buttholes. Got it?
2. Refrain from posting full-on face, please. Try to crop around nose level and up... We prefer the mystery of anonymity.
3. Keep the focus of your pics on hands, forearms and neck/jaw/collarbone area. We love suggestive pics with your bulge and rest of your bod, but use good judgment. Just like banging IRL, you're better off if you start with the playful stuff and progress to lewds (as so desired).
4. Most of us do not care for bare male feet. Again, use good judgment.

>>>>> TIPS AND POSES <<<<<
1. We like both pics and webms, but pics are easier for us to view on mobile.
2. We are a fun and relaxed group; come with a sense of humor and tolerance for raunchiness. Puns (lewd and not) are always welcome and encouraged!
3. Check out the pastebin for pose ideas and props! Or read the thread for current requests. =D

http://pastebin.com/0QEgmtQJ

AND FINALLY...
Be creative- the element of surprise is titillating!

Imgur of some prior thread macros:
http://imgur.com/a/L2vFj

Prior thread:
>>24482625

Greeting and salutations, /mhfn/!

Posted the boilerplate stuff first in case anyone wants to keep the thread up.

The purpose of this post is to thank everyone who has put time into this thread over the past six months. I don't intend for this to be an inorganic way to continue a phenomenon that has steadily decreased in activity. Rather, it's my only channel to reach some of you- so indulge me, motherfuckers. =)

>1 of 3?

>>24625130
>Props to the founder, Catwoman who created the first thread, a shining beacon among the dick rate threads on /soc/. She made me laugh with her sass and we bonded over shared fetishes and purpose, e.g., acceptance and appreciation, silly fun, and "Dude, I'm just here for the porn."
>
>And then you, our sexy contributors sated the unabashed appetite of no more than a handful of femanons, going out of your way:
>- To have the courage to post your bod
>- To stimulate our erotic imaginations by acquiring and playing with props that resembled our ladybits
>- To risk ridicule and potential unemployment by taking pictures on the job
>- To frame beautiful scenery with your sexy limbs
>- To turn ordinary walks and outings into hilarious scenes of inanimate object groping or entertaining narratives
>- To engage in clever banter and repartee - with us, each other, and even those sad trolls
>- To share a part of you beyond the visual, letting us know a bit more about your corner of the world, hobbies/work, philosophy, etc. Mind. Blown.
>
>But of course, nothing lasts forever. People, relationships and technology are dynamic. I'm pleasantly surprised by how long this stochastic community went without falling off Precipice Page 10 and into Archive Abyss. Change is a challenge, and I've personally found it more rewarding to embrace it rather than deny its existence. Great content creation and proper thread nuturing take a non-zero amount of energy and time. At a certain point, the ROI of this thread sinks below that of other life threads that demand our attention. (The vagueness of "other life threads" is not meant to diminish the significance of "other life threads" - 'tis merely a summarizing convenience.)

>2 of 3

>>24625133
>Those facts do not change how thankful I am for the immense amount of joy and arousal I've received from this thread. I still loathe the discomfort when a crush disappears from here or MSA, but on the bright side - it's an opportune time to launder and pull on the "big girl panties" that you gentlemen have flooded of late!
>
>So while the L-bomb gets stuck in my throat in real life*... I friggin' love you guys - contributors and fellow cool femanon enthusiasts alike*. Hope the warm and fuzzies make their way through the ether and reach the cockles of your heart.

tl;dr: What a great run. I'm engaging in other life threads, as you can tell by my lack of consistent participation of late. But I love you all and if the thread is up, I'll look forward to doing fly-bys. =) Thank you!

-bossypants

* Insert joke about wanting cock stuck in my throat instead. Pun intended on choice of the word "insert".
** I have reasons for not listing all the contributors that I'm fond of, but rest assured that I've adored contributions from both the prolific and scant. But to all the fellow enthusiasts who adopted a moniker: Catwoman, Stockholm, Kittenanon, Fields, Diana, and T -- stay cool, gurl! Or more appropriately... stay hot.

>3 of 3

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Here I am sitting at 1am browsing /soc/ and /b/ and /tv/ when I shouldve been studying

Do..do I have man forearms s-senpai??

>>24625197
those lines are from me taking a picture in the mirror of my closet doors btw, which sits perpendicular to my desk, in case anyone is wondering

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>>24625100
waffles is back

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I'll post more if any qt3.14 grills are interested.

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I'm a bit surprised to see one of these threads close to 404 without 300+ replies

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>>24625130
>>24625133
>>24625144
As always, Bossy, very thoughtful, well written, and diplomatic. I don't even feel like I can respond with a post of the same quality. I know I've said it before, but I'm glad you've given this thread so much of your time and energy- thanks again. It's an understatement to say that I've enjoyed talking to you in these threads- you're one of my favorite internet strangers! I'd hate to lose contact with you altogether, so shoot me an email sometime- overfall4 @hotmail.com. I know you're busy, but infrequent contact is preferable to none. Enjoy your other life threads! <3 you!

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i'm here to party with all the other men

Stockholm here, announcing her lurkering.

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>>24627049
Hey, Stockholm! How is the vacation treating you?

Why cook with wine when you can cook with whiskey instead?

>>24626366
B A B E
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>>24626366
DO ME PLEASE

I mean uhhh looking good!

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>>24625446
more?

>>24628380
Vacation is awesome. Now if only it wasn't so damn cold. I need some warmth.

Whiskey tastes so much better anyway.

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>>24629941

>>24628954
>>24628587
aw shucks

>>24628380
MOAR PL0X

>>24625197
Artifact-y, but they look manly to me. Post more!

>>24625446
And there was much rejoicing!

>>24625505
Such a specific conditional and a fine arm

>>24626310
Classic pose!

>>24626319
<3!!! I gotchu

>>24626366
Let's see you gripping a beverage of choice, then?

>>24628380
Bouuuuuuuuurbon!

>>24628460
Dem veins. And a deck. Yup.

>>24629941
>>24630061
The only kind of waffles I like

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Can post more if you'll like it.

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>>24625130
>>24625133
>>24625144
So I decide to drop by again for the first time in a while, and see this. Heart-warming.
And as you said, other life threads. I've been slowly trying to get my shit together and I've been making at least some progress.

Also my friend has the most adorable dog.

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>>24632351
I have found the time to at least take a few pics for these threads though, I didn't forget about you guys.

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>>24632372
Fun fact, this packaging stuff makes a perfect boob/butt stand-in for grabbing poses.

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>>24632381
Oh, and new figure means new content. Have a WebM.

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Is this how I do this here? New to /soc/, this seemed like a good place to start.

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>>24630030
>need some warmth
Jeez- come over to where I am. It was 70 F here yesterday and mid-60s today. I'm glad you're having a good time otherwise, though.

>>24631289
That's the last I have of that set of pics (actually the last of any new content at the moment- should have something new in a couple of days), but I usually provide MOAR. Glad you liked the pic.

>>24631506
>Bouuuuuuuuurbon!
HOW COULD YOU TELL THAT WAS BOURBON AND NOT SCOTCH?!?!!? GET OUT OF MY MIND, WITCHY WOMAN!!! ;)

Work pic repost, I think. I had to delete the original post because the pic was rotated, which means it was unedited from my phone. Maybe it's a new pic, after all.

>>24626366
cup my face in your hands I want to be cradled and kept safe by you ;-;

Emergency page 9 bump

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>>24631506
Thank you :)

I heard i taste good covered in syrup too

Also, clenching like I do with hair

Diana here!

Glad to see you gentlemen are still alive and kicking. I'll be around to judge and admire, so just know that you'll be seen by me. :3

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>>24632677
Did you guys get any rain? I'm away from home, but there was talk of flooding! D:
Hopefully it cools down a bit now that it's DECEMBER, but you know #southern ... also, you're definitely not helping with these photos. Goddamn that vascularity...

>>24636605
I'm just trying to think of something that isn't improved by maple syrup. Curiously, I like waffles plain sometimes. Not all the time, just on occasion.

>>24636723
I'd love a gif or a webm of your fingers sliding up and down the frets. Only if you're up for it, though. No pressure. :3

>>24625100
Weird fetish imho

Interesting

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>>24636737
Yeah, it rained here for most of 2 days, with the second day bringing some intense storms with threats of tornadoes. Oh, are you a fan of veins? ;)

>>24637851
Am I a fan of veins... psssssh. You know damn well. This lighting is interesting...

I saw Doctor Strange recently and I damn near lost it at those horrible hand injuries. ;-;

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Does this count?

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>>24638000
I try to take pics with plenty of light since all I have is my phone camera, and most of them don't do all that well without tons of light.

I was wondering how the fans of "hand porn" here would feel about the "hand gore" in that movie. The stuff right after the accident and early recovery was certainly painful to look at. I wasn't sure if anyone would like the hand scars after he'd healed some.

More work at home.

>>24638637
Blown headgasket?

>>24636723
Got more?

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>>24625100
neck rate?

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>>24631506
drink of choice: dos equis. can i get you one?

>>24634705
y'all are makin me blush

>>24632677
>It was 70 F here yesterday and mid-60s today.
That sounds heavenly!

>>24637851
Mmmm!
>>24640906
Hnnnnnng

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>>24638821
Yep. This is my first time doing one, so hopefully it turns out alright. I'm a little worried that I scratched the head itself when getting it back into position- that thing is heavy and awkward to move when you're reaching that far over the fenders.

>>24641450
That's the Southeastern US for you in December these days... The downside is that it's still humid as balls sometimes. Didn't you go even farther North for your vacation?

>>24642017
Yes! We've reduced someone else to non-word utterances of approval and enjoyment! Glad you like.

>>24631787
So big. Amazing.