My ideal bf is... 1. 185 cm, 110 kg, huge muscle ass 2. beard

Sounds like my ideal bf minus the beard, hipsters ruined beards forever, at least if you are talking about full beard, lumberjack mode. Also add Dosto and Joyce to round it out.

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>A/S/L
28/M/US
>Height
5'8"
>Body Type / Weight
128
>General Interest
/a/, /co/, /mu/, /tv/, /vr/
>Sexuality
Bisexual
>What you're looking for?
Learn Russian.
>Contact Info
Skype:
frankenskippy

>>24619047
How cucked you should be to allow other people ruin your fetishes?

If you add 3cm, remove the beard (although i do have viking hair) and the french accent, everything else is me to a T.

>>24619047
I'll give you points for Dost but fuck Joyce, my brain is a bit too ordered for stream of consciousness.

>>24619305
>viking hair
Are you a woman or what?

>>24619326
Why? You looking to play a little 5 on 1?

>>24619372
>5 on 1?
I don't have a slightest idea what you're talking about.

>>24619390
I'll dumb it down then. Mix a batch? Feed the ducks? Distribute some free literature? hand-to-gland combat? One man couch hockey? Stop me when you figure it out.

>>24619043
Would you settle for Dutch instead of French?

>>24619043
Male here

My ideal gf is kinky submissive, but also willing to love and be loyal. Cooking, clean, non cigarette smoker. Youngcaesar24 kik if any females fit or interested.

>>24619407
It can be any white

>>24619405
Don't want to feed the duck, want to destroy your secret den instead.

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>>24619429
I'm in. Hell that's my favorite activity.

>>24619432
Will you moan and whimper like a little bitch?

>>24619429
So where do I sign up?

>>24619442
Of course. Trust me if you're fucking me hard enough I'll have to try as hard as I can not to let the entire neighborhood know.

>>24619445
KIK?

>>24619450
Good submissive slut

>>24619458
kik-Seele23 if you wanna talk. I like what I've heard so far.

>>24619461
OK, bby, I'll message you tomorrow, going to bed now

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>>24619474
Sleep well ma'am.

>>24619477
Lol do you think I'm a trap?

>>24619486
Nah, just figured a dude dom wouldn't post a picture of Cirno, but I forgot where I was. Never mind.

>>24619486
My trap senses are going off.

ITT:faggots.

>>24619497
I'm actually a crossdresser though.

>>24619512
I'm not surprised in the least.

>>24619496
So I shouldn't message you tomorrow?

>>24619458
Vel_koz signing up

>>24619521
Depends. Are you passable?

>>24619527
I'm a fem twink, so yes, I'm often taken for a girl by strangers

>>24619532
Then sure, you can message me.

>>24619536
Okhey, good night

*pushes his forefinger inside your secret den*

>>24619043
That's literally me except I'm a top.

>>24619835
So not literally then

>>24619848
>French
>1m87
>100kg
>bearded
>can and does cook delicious food
>reads a lot
>monogamous, loves romance and cuddling

Still quite close.

>>24619835
That's the most important detail desu

>>24622298
OP what's your skype?

>>24622324
I don't use it. If you want to talk, you can post your KIK

>>24622388
Nah, chatting over phone is dull as fuck.

>>24622405
Facebook?